It just said the forty seven year old man from Cape Coral, Florida, was hooked by the bison's horns and lifted Sunday, but escaped with only minor injuries. I'm like, that's not how you teach a lesson bison.
No, No, there's so many ways that can hurt you too, Like if they like just head butt you that hurts like Son's horn, or if they stomp on you Son's horn. Sons you never met Peter Son's horn. Oh, yes, from iHeart Scandinavia.
Yes, something that's like shared a lot on like Native TikTok and Native Instagram are like specifically videos of non native people pulling up on bison and then getting fucking gorn.
Yep, amazing.
Yeah, like the last Joey really quick about it. It's like it's like it's become kind of like a just like a meme. And Indian Country is there specifically a picture of a bison from I was like a couple of years ago that literally as a pair of jeans right through the like stuck through its horn and it's like, oh, it like fucked somebody up, and it's like a bison with a paraging straight through one of the torns through the butt is like, it's like my mom has a picture of that.
I know, I wish that was ancil. You could graffet it is.
It's like it's for sure, like there's you can buy stickers of it.
It's like because I've as someone who's like been around bison and also recently my partner recently.
Always I was always say the funk away from a bison. I know they move slow, but you you don't want fucking bison smoke. And anyway, there's a this is headline Florida man gored by bison after coming too close to the animal and Yellowstone National Park.
Perfect. I just send you a picture of that bison with the jeans on torn.
But it's also like a good bison is like big as a bison is the size of a fucking suv, Like bigger than TV, Like something that big.
Even if it doesn't want to hurt you, it could fuck you up. Yeah, just a pair of wranglers around that thing. Yeah, how's how's it going? Yeah, Joey, nice to meet you.
Oh yeah, Joey, this is Blake Wexler. Jack is out today. So Jack is in.
Jack's out for good. Oh no, did he die? Wait? Did he fuck with a buffalo? What happened? He's like, yeah, that's how it came up. You're missing a pair of jeans.
Yeah, really big, really big baggy jeans.
Only wear jeans like that.
He's like, I'm trying something out new. Good morning Internet, Good morning Internet, Good morning Internet. Oh hi Internet, and welcome.
To the dailies. I guess I predictive barmy.
Doesn't you about to guess these icebarsy consciousness. It's Tuesday, May thirteenth, twenty twenty five.
It's National Crewton Day. It's National Fruit Cocktail Day.
The ship that's in the can okay and couldn't be further from actual fruit if it tried. It's just it's called fruit cocktail, and it's fruit shaped pieces that are soaked in sugar juice so intense that you will see streaks of light pond first bite.
Also National apple Pie Day.
Damn, that's a big one. That's a big get. That is a big get. I'm like, what if this happened?
I don't know why. For me.
I'm like, like something like as iconic as apple pine.
Like shouldn't be like the fourth of julys.
I know, I know, isn't that one of the major ones. Yeah, that's that's one of the major fucking pies.
Anyway, you don't have some Hey, it's me Miles Gray, Today's host.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, guess what.
This one's about to go off the fucking rails because you already heard that other voice.
It's about speaking.
But anyway, Miles Great aka Woke Marxist Pope. I can't wait for sermons from the wope Marxist Pope, also from Chicago.
He's the woke Marxist Pope.
God's almighty chosen is.
The wop Marxist Pope. Well, oh my God, shout out Pink Pony Club.
Shout out Warren the were mayor wear mayor for that aka. I've been listening to a lot of actually Pink Pony Club remixes. I heard one that was mashed up with Robin and it was really good.
I'll have to I have to play that for people later. So kind of got pretty hard. Anyway, who's that.
That's the Lord of Chaos himself. You know him as Daddy long Legs, or at least you know his specialist Daddy long Legs.
You know him as being on a recumbent.
Bike, ragging about his cycling exploits, bragging about his Super u ragging about living in New Jersey. This guy sucks, this guy's this guy has everything I want and more. Okay, he's got it all. He's his team won the fucking Super Bowl.
You know what I mean.
You can't ask, You can't ask for deeper joys in that, unlike my football team soccer, who has it won fuck all for a while, and I'm really starting to get to me.
It's fine.
Whatever, welcome today's guest host. Whatever fucking Blake wex or whatever.
Hi, Blake may don't look a gift plane in its cockpit. Baby, this is Blake Wexler, AKA, I'm a plumper. He's probably gonna plump again. Jack forgive me, Jack, forgive me. Cap raises you don't understand. Sometimes on this recumbent bike, Miles, don't kill my thighs. Miles, don't kill my thighs. You can feel my boys jiggling from three time zones away shorts or so type of today, I'm yelling, Miles, don't kill my thighs. Bob, don't kill my thoughts. Thank you
so much. I believe that was real. It's real, Chris, someone on the on the discord, Yeah, that was real. That was real, Chris Damn. Shout out how about that?
And shout out to you really really honoring the source material that Kendrick Lamar track.
I really appreciate you doing that. It's the least we could do. And last time, I think I did Asshole by Dennis Leary, which was Yeah, that was great. I was head scratcher for sure. I was like, is he? I loved it. I just got in my head in front of prop it was. It was truly a nightmare for me. It would be a more most.
He couldn't be more of a generous person beholding someone doing their artistic performance. He's an artist.
It's art. It's art. That's all we have. Speaking of all that.
Speaking of art, speaking of people who win awards for their art. Yeah, unlike us, we're merely we make up awards that our moms gave us.
But we still I.
Hold on Mommy's Best Best Little Boy Award nineteen ninety four with high regard. It was on my tenth birthday. But our guest, I want a mic. Last year you did yeah the mic way I'm just gonna inject.
What's a mic? Yeah? What is a micy? So it's any uh medium where you use a microphone to amplify your voice. So I won in the in the short form stand up comedy three minut it category had a good, good, good story. I want a Mikey for it. First off, congrats? Second off, thank you?
How many awards there are? Like if if you do anything, you can get a trophy for that thing.
Hell yeah, I'm about to get a Golden Globe for a podcast this next year. Hell yeah, wait, you just wait, you might as well by doing that, I will beg my mother.
Okay, how I got all my words? I remember when Webbys were a joke where it's like you got a Webby, and now it's a thing people dress up for. I go, oh yeah, no, Like I I won a Webby last year.
I was like, I think I see a Webby right there. I'm right there, you got a Webby right Like It's like you're in the same room with like Like I was in the same room with like Governor Christy Nome. Uh no, not Christie Nome, Governor Qutchen Whitmer you mean stone Bund.
Yeah, no, I was like a good governor.
Yeah, Gretchen Winner, Like it's like it's you're basically at a party where you're in the same room as like, I don't know Julia lie Strefus. Gretchen Whitmer also the guy that runs the ARP Twitter Twitter account, right, sort of like everybody Wendy's Twitter account.
Yeah.
Really, it's it's very it's very fun. You should go well and to you. That voice is from one of our favorite guests. He's a comedian, he's a writer, he's a director. He's Emmy nominated, okay, yeah, as up two weeks ago, Peabody nominated.
Yeah, Awards nominated.
That's that's fucking impressive. Congratulations we didn't win, just nominated, Joey, Fuck you okay, because I'll never get a Peabody Award nomination. And that's fucking sick. Brou Yeah, you're not hang your hang your hat on that man. That's fucking amazing. Uh. And I didn't mean to get as by fuck you, bro, No, I deserve it. You were right to do that.
Anyway.
The thing that he won a web before Gone Native created directed wrote all of that. He's also a fantastic Garfield fan. I mean, we've we were lucky enough to this man to the garfield? Was that Motel six? Actually, yeah, you know, he's done it all. He's a cat man. He's a cat daddy after all of our hearts. Please welcome to the microphone.
Joey Cliff. Yeah that's right. I'm Joey Cliff aka Psych Gang. You got what I need?
They say, I'm Joey Cliff and my name is Joey Cliff. Oh Zie, thank you got what I need?
This course is long. I'm just gonna keep going.
They say, I'm Joey Cliff and my name is Joey Cliff.
Oh zychang, you keep got what I need? Yeah, yeah, you get.
And that was thank you very much to me. Five minutes before recording this, when I was like, oh shit, like hosts have to do songs on this, I gotta panic, like if there's always there's always a bed where Like I basically just google like three minutes for recording, just like what is a song?
I'm just like and then I go through a listen. I'm just like I compared you that within two seconds. Yeah, rest in peace, Bizmarquis. We honor him every day through this every single day, every single day.
Also, today is a National Nurses Day, so shout out to nurses. It's nurses week, right, yeah, yes, yes, and every.
Day is nurse the day to me, thank you?
No, yeah, yeah yeah, I think I'm just I'm brave enough to say, you know, yep, some one had to be.
I get it. Oh you know why because Monday technically recording this Monday, that's why. And I was Tuesday.
Sorry, sorry, so I'm not going to.
Play well in an audio meeting. But I'm wearing a shirt right now that says fuck Garfield's on Old English or mondays on in Old English. And that's a picture of Garfield.
Rights. That's fantastic. Oh that's a great. Yeah, people know what day it is.
Yeah, we need like oinions about that day.
We need Luigi Mangioni Garfield mash up tea you know what I mean.
That would fucking do numbers where Garfield just shoots a calendar with the word Monday on it, or it looks like that.
See TV footage of the hit and it's just like but as Garfield said, like.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Anyway, here we are the daily Geist, Joey, we are gonna get to know you even better.
Let's just give.
People a little a light preview of what's to come. Yes, Trump is considering quote unquote considering accepting a four hundred million dollar jet from Qatar, no strings attached, just put maybe a massive metal chain around his neck.
I don't know.
We'll see, we'll see how that works. Also, oh man, brain worms is at it again.
RFK.
We we hit a thousand measles cases in the US and meanwhile this guy is swimming in poop water.
We'll talk about that.
And Elizabeth Holmes is back in the form of her husband or I guess partner, who is now hawking a new blood testing startup, which very very very interesting. He swears, he's like, this is not there as it's not thereonos it's another thing. There's another thing, but it's also a blood test and it sounds like a miracle business.
But it's not that. It's not that. So well, there is someone for everyone, you know, like you can just find love.
Exactly exactly you just look. You gotta be honest, you know what I mean, Stop pretending to be someone else. If you're a blood grifter, with that, and you'll meet other blood grifters.
That's a category. Yeah.
Look, I was fucking with improv. I met my wife outside of UCB, you know what I mean? M hm, And that's just that's just how it is, baby. Okay, is she an improviser? No, but hey it worked out, worked out.
You want to know where you meet, where you meet a fellow blood drifter Mosquito convention.
Yeah, there's a lot of buzz around it. Okay, Miles now now throwing out, oh.
Man, I remember when the DJ was playing, oh, skeet, skeet.
Well we're losing it. Okay.
Anyway, the Daily guys, thank you so much for listening. People find you man, that was great, Thanks for having you. And then maybe it was just talking about Tom Cruise, who's so check in on this man. The Mission Impossible movies are ending, and he is climbing every building in fucking sight as like a way to maybe celebrate or prematurely cut off. He's like, I don't know, but Joey, let's kick off with our main question was something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Okay, So there are two things. One is is this city that I'm going to visit a sundown town. Oh boy, Yeah, basically, like, so Sundowntown is a town with no people of color who live there. My girlfriend recently discovered this Trader Joe's treat that she really likes, and the location of where it's made is like kind of in the general region of where I grew up, and I like recently googled just like, oh, maybe we could visit there, you know, that might be like a fun thing to do, is
to visit the factory or whatever. And then I googled is this place a Sundowntown and the answer came up yes, So I'm like.
D're not gonna visit that place.
It's while there were Sometimes they'll be like nuance because I've done this too, where you're.
Like, this sounds like some Sundowntown shit.
And you got to go into a Wikipedia article one where it's just immediate like yep, yep, yep, yeah, the sun going around.
You do not want to be brown?
Yeah, that's just that's an easy run, easy run. Oh man, what's the candy? I mean, not to be candy, but.
I don't want to look. I don't want to like, I'm like, I'm not going to give them free press. But it is very tasty and.
Maybe we'll visit during the day, I don't know, at.
Sunrise, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
And the other thing my search history is how to watch e c W on TNN. E c W a fantastic pro wrestling organization from the nineties, and uh, it's just a really great, like it's a very niche product, and I've been trying to figure out how to watch it, and the answer is the w C network.
So it's gone now, right, Like it's not because who were Dudley Boys e c W. Yeah, the Dudley like like three D was they're finishing, they're really drop in the table situation.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah was e c W two yeah r E D basically actually, yeah, y'all might appreciate this. So yesterday, like ec legend Saboo just passed away and after a retirement match, right oh yeah yeah, he retired like two weeks ago in a mechigan'st Joey Danella And like there's this promo like introducing him on the first ECW on TNN episode where it's literally just a.
Zoom in panover of the insane like barbed wire match scars.
He has on his body while the commentator is just listing off his injuries and it's like only pro wrestler, you know, that's just like cool as hell.
What was like the main e CW magazine? Did they just have their own magazine? I think it was just ECW Magazine. I remember I would beg my fucking mother to buy me that shit, because like at the time, I was really into like all the like every wrestling outfit basically, and like ECW was that holy shit, holy shit, you know, fucking not bloody nonsense. And I remember there was like a cover with like RVD or one of those guys just bloodied to shit in my mouth. But
she's like, what the fuck is this? She's like, I thought that was I thought that was The Rock. I'm like, nah, bro, the Rock a fucking getting grindy like this. He had a face and he's worried about these Yeah, The Rock's not cutting himself that hard. The Rock's not doing like a cheese Greater deathmatch or something.
Oh my god. Crazy.
That was truly like that and jackass. All of it was like peeking. At the same time, We're just like, let's break ourselves on camera. Yeah, Joey, what's something you think is under rated. I'm gonna say, uh, Little Caesar's Pizza. I think that Little Little Caesar's Pizza. I think that, like people give it a bad rap because it's really it's like, you know, they're they're they're five dollars, six dollars, like large pizza is just this thing that's.
Like they're hot fucking ready. Yeah, they're hot and ready.
Yeah yeah, but like you actually have a hot ready and it hits like nine times out of ten.
It's like and like you know, you could buy one, you could, you know, you bring that to a party. You can feed a bunch of people. It's just like Little Caesar's, great company, great pizza.
I think they're very underrated pizza. Yeah out, yeah, wow, we should get They are a sponsor, by the way, so thank you so much to Little Caesars for sponsoring the dailies. I guess go ahead, mind they are damn yeah, isn't the owner?
Yeah, I fuck with them because didn't the owner like put Rosa Parks up for the rest of her life and.
Her oh yeah yeah yeah, And he did it like quietly, like basically like Rosa Parks he paid her rent for like I don't know a couple of decades of her life because she was just like coming on hard times and he didn't broadcast it, like it only came out I think after like after he passed away, like a couple of years ago. It came out of like, oh, here's how like good of a dude this guy is. That's like Detroit, right, Yeah. Yeah, it's hard to like
hate on a brand, like when the owner has that. Meanwhile, Papa John's like this fucking crazy coke addict, and You're.
Like, what the fuck, dude, No, yeah, just or it's just it's so like it's so cool to see like Little Caesar's like the Hot and Ready is still six bucks, whereas like a subway five dollars foot long is seventy dollars. Yea right, yeah, it's like get that price pretty normally. And I think also, I feel like, and I'm not shading Little Caesars because I fuck with Little Caesars too. I think it hits because you get to a point
where Little Caesars is the thing you're getting. It's not my first choice all the time, but it's late and I'm like, yo, there's a Little Caesars nearby. Maybe I've had a few drinks or something. I'm like, you get the fucking Little Caesars. Yeah, y'all fucking smash half that thing. For me, it's all about by local, that crazy bread because oh when I used to live by, they would hook it up.
I say, like, let me get a little extra seasoning in the bag that shit, Oh my god, take away And they have like one of my favorite pizzas lately is like they have this thing that's like.
It's like a pretzel crust where the sauce is like a melted cheese sauce. So it's like it's truly like it's like seven dollars, and it's like they only released it like one year. It's basically like there McRib, you know. But it's like whenever you get it, whenever you get it, it's like holy shit, Like I gotta fucking get a bunch.
Of friends together and eat this. I have six pm dinner reservations at a Little Caesars tonight. But I also think that it's because it is six bucks, you don't feel bashful about like dumping ranch on it or like, oh, say that cheese sauce doesn't all get on the crust, you know, like you can just do whatever you want, especially in that frame of mind you're probably in while eating it. And to your point, it feeds a lot of people. No one's gonna be like, what what is
this doing here? Everyone's psyched for it.
When I was, when I was working on campaigns and like lobbying and shit, we used to like ingratiate ourselves with like local youth groups by bringing a fuck ton of little caesars to like a meeting and like that's how we would begin to like do recon on a district to be like like where.
Do you guys hang out? Like do you have any kids?
And do you have any siblings in the college or whatever, and then start putting on.
A knock on the door, who's that with a bunch of pizza. It's like awful.
I guess when I used to carry on like five different business cards and risk misrepresent which five oh one c three nonprofit I was working with, depending on the group, and just all all to get people elected.
That's a that's another you talked about that part of your life at length on this show at any point, or like, I don't think I've ever talked I don't think I've ever heard you talking about that.
Yeah, I've probably had an anecdote here or there. It's it was a pretty intense period of my life because it was something I thought I really deeply wanted to do, and I struggled so hard because I'm like, wait, we're not actually gonna help people, We're just gonna make like rich people richer.
I'm like, don't more into it. So when you did that, No, I'm kidding yea. And how much were you drinking? Oh?
I would split a fifth of Jack Daniels every night with my roommate and then we would make beats on the guitar and sick then go right back out there to lying to working people to vote for the Democrats. It was all very it was all very, very, very fun time. I'm sure it'll be something I get into later on. Joey, what's some of you think is overrated?
So?
I guess this semi related. I think America just like as a concept, and I think America as the country's all overrated.
You know. It's like I think that you can.
Look at what's happening in the news right now and think, oh, maybe this is too much.
Yeah, yeah, I mean we're currently just letting us thousands and thousands of people die in Gaza. We're sweeping people up off the street. Like it's like, I my god, I was just talking about it this yesterday. That clip of the woman being apprehended by ice in Massachusetts was like the screaming of the daughter trying to get her
back is something so specific. And anybody who has any relationship with another person, parental or not, you just know what that feeling is of, like I will not I can't let this person just be taken away right now for whatever reason this is.
It's yeah, yeah, yeah, So if that is your empathy, you know what I mean, right, it's the most human thing in the entire world. And I'm not even saying like like it's just human. If you are human being, you should be able to feel like you Everyone has parent yeah, you know, everyone has something they love hopefully and they have that ripped away from Yeah. It's the worst. You can't unhear or unsee that.
Yeah, it's like it's kind of like this country got off on the wrong foot a few hundred years ago. Kind of that's the hard bit about it. Yeah, it's been now, Like you look at every day I feel like we're reading a new poll about like, yeah, the America is standing in the on planet Earth is plummeting with everyone on Earth, and you're like, yeah, now everyone, now everyone's kind of seeing how really bad it is, I guess. But what else about it is overrated? You think just that stuff just like the.
Yeah, I would say that, like I don't know, just as a whole, just holistically at this point.
Yeah, NHL, yeah, yeah, Flyers actually, yeah, the NBA, all the things, every organization in this I don't know.
It's just French toast.
Yeah, man dogs fuck hot dogs, hot dogs, Yeah, except for it look nale dog except for hot dogs, like if it's wrapped in bacon and being sold outside of a venue.
I want me okay, wait, I take it back. America rocks.
She was able to live past all the other ways that people die at the hands of this.
Wait a second. You know it was founded in America.
Little Caesars, thank you, and to that, I say, pizza, pizza, and to that, which means we'll take a quick break and we'll be right back, and we're back. Let me just question if someone offered you a four hundred million dollar jet for actually, let me make this more realistic for something that happened to us. If someone offered you a free Disney Plus subscription for a year, would you think there were strings attacks?
Do I know this person? Am I? Like?
Is it like a roommate or a friend or is this just somebody off the street. No, I mean it's someone you know about and they're kind of you. They're they don't have the best best reputation out. Is this like a foreign government offering this to me? Sure, let's go with that. Yeah, let's sake, Katar is offering free membership. I would at least ask follow up questions. Yeah, what kind of guy is Qatar? Like?
If we know about this guy? Like a nice guy? He said something like his uncle works at Disney. That's why he got all these freetions. So I'm not asking any questions anyway.
All let's say so, over the weekend, we find out that Trump potentially will be accepting a new Boeing jet from the Qatari royal family to replace Air Force one. It has been described as a quote flying palace fit for a like a head of state and only costs like four hundred million dollars. It's not bad, Yeah, that's I don't know.
I mean, don't you need to spend at least like five hundred million for like one of these? Yeah, it's cheap.
So something that I think this is like so funny about Trump as a person is that he will accept anything if you frame it in a way where it sounds fancy. You could give him like an outhouse and say like, I don't know, it's like it's the rolelex.
Of outhouses and be like, I mean, you know.
So it's like if so being a flying palace. That feels like that's them framing it as a way to get him to say yes to no.
Like apparently he's like he took a tour all these other people like this fucking thing is obscene, Like it's just kitted out to the fucking maximum. I know he would be like this is an Andy Gump. They say the rules voice of shit boxes, and I've got one, I've got two. Actually that's what I'm like.
It has the nicest spyware embedded in it, yea microphones.
And the thing I'm like, isn't this an ethical creates a conflict of interest and or a security risk? Not? I wasn't reverencing and or the Disney Plus. That wasn't a call back to the Disney Plus thing.
Uh.
The answers are yes, yes and yes, oh no, No, don't don't worry, Miles, don't worry. I've looked into this. It's actually not against the law because they're not giving it to him. They're giving it to his presidential library, all right, right, yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's giving to his presidential library and he's going to use it while he's president, and then afterwards he's also going to use it until he dies, and then it's going to live in his presidential library.
So completely above board, don't wr.
Yeah, yeah, because he's gonna have a library because he can in the library without books in it. And they've saved all the library. Yeah, and I mean they've saved all relevant documents, which which would even necessitate having a presidential library.
Yeah.
They're getting around this by saying it's a gift technically to the Department of Defense, right, and it's not for Trump obviously we're helping out there. It's that they a lot of you are saying like they were negotiating, and Quitar was like, you know what, dude, just you guys just.
Have it, man, fuck it, it's yours, zoo, keep it. What about nothing?
Nothing Pam Bondi, who is the Attorney General and former registered Katari lobbyist, Okay, she wrote a memo basically be like, yeah, it's all good. It's all good. I don't see anything. I think we can get. I think we can get. The legally is all worked out on. This should be a totally fine. Seems like a very transparent deal. I just want to fucking just illuminate Pam Bondi's relationship with
the government of Qatar. She worked as a foreign lobbies for the nation, earning one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars a month in the role, which she held in twenty twenty and into the run up of the World Cup in twenty twenty two. In this role, she lobbied Congress on behalf of Katar interests. So pretty I think that's that's seamless, I think, and I'm really happy for him that he will get this jet.
But once again he isn't getting the jet. The Department of Defense, thank you.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You know.
America is not fucked yea, America is not cooked yet.
Okay, DoD is accepting it. On his behalf.
What are you gonna say now, we're going to further besmirch this country's good name.
Oh, just the Qatar when it was leading up to the World Cup, when the migrant workers were dying by the hundreds, right in poor working conditions in Qatar, when they were stadium, when she was being paid all that money, Yeah, to prop them up.
To turn a blind eye, yeah, not to mention their you know, hostility towards anyone who is not straight.
Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, that too.
There's a lot a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff there, a lot of stuff there. But so anyway, right now, with the current Air Force ones, there's two that are in service and they've been in service since nineteen ninety and they're constantly being rotated out for maintenance and apparently they ordered a new one, but it's being delayed till twenty twenty seven. And you know that's when the guitars are like.
What's that? Are you got?
You guys need a plane to carry the most personal, the power, most powerful person on earth around?
Do we got them for you? For like free? Ninety nine? Dude, just take it. You're gonna love it. I heard this Air Force one actually has arch support. Stupid.
Yeah, I was about to say this air Force one. So if air Force one, the current one has been in service since nineteen ninety, what do we think the chances of the Cherry Pop and Daddy's being on that plane is.
Yeah, oh yeah, they'll be there.
They'll be there with smash Mouth ever hanging on that jet. Maybe Yeah, yep, Zootsuit Riot. They loved him for that song because like we love the we love the actual historical event that song.
What's that?
Don't Wikipedia unless unless you want to know about brutalizing Mexican Americans. Anyway, that's a whole.
America overrated, America overrated.
And then we have big, big, fucking Wait, was that big bad voodoo daddy who did Zootsuit righte or cherry Everyone was a fucking daddy Pope?
There was a squirrel something like that.
Yeah, So I was just thinking, like, if a foreign government is giving you a vehicle to carry the head of state who clearly has shady dealings, like as it's tied to, you know, other terrorist organizations in the region, I'm like, at a minimum, like even with my first grade narrative brain on them, like aren't they like worried like that that whole plane is that sh It's going to be like Mike up, like more than like an NBA Finals game, and like what how are I mean?
I get that then the US will do what they need to do to put in all this like security shit in there. But I'm like, is isn't that a Is that not a concern? And they're like, we'll find it if there's anything, and even if we find something, will act like this was all good and well.
They have the things where it goes ppppppppppp. You know, Yeah, there's there's a microphone in it, so it's just an extra work. But yeah. Yeah.
It turns out not everyone is pleased with this revelation on the right, specifically Laura Lumer, the fucking weird Trump whisperer who's emerged over the last year who's just a violent islamophobe. She tweeted, quote, I love President Trump. I would take a bullet for him, but I have to call a spade a spade. We cannot accept a four hundred million dollars gift from gee hottists in suits. Then goes on to do a bunch of like gee hottest
stuff talk. Yeah, I guess, like, which of that sentence, which of those things do you think she's most offended by?
That's the right, right, exactly. The money thing are the people of come full.
Thing is that she hates Muslim people, So it's not a total shock that she's more upset at him transacting with the Qataris than the naked corruption of it all. But even other people are like, yeah, I mean like she's right for the wrong reasons, but either way, it's it's all wrong. You don't this is this, This reeks of a bribe with wings on it. But again, the deal is still being considered, so right now, I think the White House is still figuring out how to message
this bribe once it becomes official. Trump tried to explain like why he got it, like some angry dad talking about like how it was like a couple of big screen TVs that fell off the truck or something. This is him explaining, Yeah, it's it's fucking fine.
It's fine.
Here he is talking getting mad at ABC fake News for even asking this was there was any fake Yeah, if there's any dimension of improm.
The rudest news that's ever news exactly.
You've that luxury jet has a personal it to you?
Why not leave it by NBC News?
Right?
Why not ABC?
Well, a few of you would, let me tell you, you.
Should be embarrassed asking that question. They're giving us a free jet.
I could say, no, no, no, don't give us. I want to pay you a billion or four hundred million or whatever it is.
Or I could say thank you very much. You know, there's an old golfer named Sam Sneath. Did you okay? You know? So that went on for fifty more minutes, the references. He goes out. He's like, they used to this old golfer. He said, you know, he won many, many and many tournaments. And they say, when they give you a putt, you say thank you very much. You take the putt. Okay, lot of stupid people, they want to pay for it. You don't do that.
Like his whole thing is like, if they want to give you a free jet, you take the jet. What do you mean, there's nothing, no, no further questions, my honor. It's a free jet. Let's go, kid. So I hop on your friend.
I found I just found this out like a couple months ago, apparently in the early two thousands, Trump tried to start a casino with my tribe. Like he literally met with my tribe in southern Washington State to start like a Trump Cowletz casino. And there's like there's like an article in this newspaper, coup Clumbian about it. You can pull it up, but there's literally a picture of
what the Trump Cowlets casino would have looked like. And apparently he like showed up and actually like physically like went to southern Washington met with my tribe and we're a small tribe. There's only like five thousand people, and he made all the elders of my tribe drink out of Trump branded water bottles and then wanted a lot of money to essentially just give us his name for the casino. And he wanted to do no other work
other than that. But it's like, if you pull up the picture of the Trump Calets casino, what it would have looked like, just search like Trump cawts it like it looks it looks like Back to the Future. To Biff like casino, it.
Looks like Rainbow Road. Yes, fucked up, capitalist acid trip.
These colors don't exist, by the ways, truly.
I'm sorry, Blake these colors don't run.
No, they don't do not. Here's here's a goofy question. Maybe, but what does And this might be a dumb question, but Trump doesn't he fly on his Trump plane? Like does he fly? Is that air Force one? No?
One?
No? No, no, no, Yeah? He flies on yeah?
Trump the color scheme in Air Force one his last time in office, because he was like it's not gudy enough, but crazy.
Yeah, I think that he flies that. He flies on that like Trump jet. I think when he was like in the can from twenty twenty to twenty twenty four, he flew on that. But now presumably since like he's being gifted this jet after he leaves off the Department of Defense. Ye gifted, thank you, thank.
He's going to borrow it'll jet yeah yeah. But then it's like he's like he was said another thing. He's like, why would people be mad? This is a gift to the American people, And it's like, what does that mean?
We get that? Yeah? Oh good, Yeah, he's sign up? Is there a sign up sheet? It's the waitless it's longest shit, but we will get on it. I'm flying and add a new work on it. Oh boy.
Yeah, You're like, good luck, bro, Yeah, if you really want to go check it out, you're flying out of New York Liberty. Yeah, so we will see. I mean, this is ongoing, but it's everything. Like even Caroline Levitt, like when even asked on Fox or like, is there any worry that like they're gonna want something in return? She's like, uh no, everyone knows Trump does everything for the American people and not for himself. You're like, his sons are there getting so much money from all these
golf states. Right now, Trump's about to go to the Gulf States and basically do money begging to all of these people in a second. So sure, we'll see it's all for the American people. Very quickly, though, I just want to touch on uh doctor brainworms, actually not a doctor.
We'll just call him RFK Junior.
The measles outbreak in this country has hit another grim milestone, over one thousand cases now, mostly in Texas. This hasn't happened in thirty years since we've had anything like this, because presumably we were all most of us are on the same page that scientists and doctors know what they're
talking about as it relates to you know, preventing illnesses anyway. Meanwhile, RFK Junior continues to obviously just push like fake cures and only pretend that vaccines are the actual best way to prevent your child from getting measles, again, only pretending he'll say it and then immediately turn around and tell you to take like so many vitamins. That's how, that's
how you'll prevent everything. So over the weekend, all we got from The Death is Our was a quote where he like, while all this is happening, you're like, maybe
he'll say something. He was on like a panel on Fox News, and he basically was like, anti vaxxers are treated like fucking lepers, and it's really unfair, And he bemoaned the lack of compassion from health professionals for people who are anti vacs to be like, why are us, the people who are not protecting ourselves from preventable illness, being treated like people who may be carrying a preventable illness. I don't understand. It's not fair. We're just merely asking questions that I got people.
Sick, blackout, drunk, went on a plane and was vomiting everywhere, and people were frowning at me. They were like they were saying, like, you know, it was I was treated like shit, it was crazy. No one would sit next to me. I don't like unerstand what it is. Twenty first century leopard. That's exactly what I am. That's axact way.
Yeah, I've never heard of a bigger story of oppression, Blake. I am so sorry.
I'm sorry I had to bring it up. Can we edit it outcause I feel like, I'm.
So sorry that you guys are allowed to continue to spread preventable illnesses.
My god, my god, I really hate that we live in a time right now where I have to be hyper aware of what I've been vaccinated against. Yeah, we're just sort of like like I was. I was in New Zealand recently, and I was like, and when you travel you have to like figure out your vaccine record. I'm just like, oh, do I have to get like vaccinated again for measles?
Like I don't know polio? Am I vaccinating for that? We're doing? Yeah, it's like what is what's coming back? What's coming back that I have to like make sure I'm covered? You want to re up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
What do I have to re up for? That's like, yeah, the next doctor's visit. I'm like, hey, man, you need to re up while you're here. Yeah, I guess, so, yeah, we're gonna give you Unfortunately, we thought you we only had to give you these shots when you're a child, but yeah, you will need to be coming in every
six years now for these. And then so he also celebrated I'm assuming he celebrated this Measles milestone by going for a swim in DC's Rock Creek, which, if you have ever been to you know that is not.
A place to swim.
It's actually technically illegal to swim in it because it is so chalk full of bacteria. According to the National Park Service, swimming and waiting are not allowed due to high bacteria levels. Swimming has been illegal in most of DC's water rays since the nineteen seventies, largely because of contamination from the aging sewer system, though there have been recent efforts to roll back the five decade prohibition, and it's rarely reinforced. It's rarely enforced, so people like brain
worms can go take a dip with their grandkids. But yeah, they're just saying like even they're like, don't even let your pets in the water.
Hey, just correcting you. It's not illegal because he didn't swim in the water. The Department of Defense swam in the water.
Yes, exactly, exactly, healthy Human Services. Yeah, I'm not a guy, I'm a department.
Yes, idiot. Yeah, I'm it's just wild.
I'm like, he must miss that brain worm so damn bad that he will do anything to be reunited, including forcing his grandchildren to swim in a body of water fucking known for having way too much poop and E coli in it.
That's the way. That's a love language, I guess.
But I also feel like it's probably like another like a statement obviously, because that's what all these people do when they're like, oh, guess what all the things they said were unsafe? Those were lies? What else were lies? Then I'm swimming in poop creek? I mean, like I think he's doing the things like look at what all the mean scientists say that being in water contaminated with sewage is bad, but look at me? But yeah, I
don't know if that's a thing. Every day people are like dialed into just like yearning, like being like yeah, thanks RFK, when can I go swim in that local body? Of water that for generations everyone in town knows is disgusting because it's a shit cocktail.
Yes when when? So.
Something that Trump is doing a lot right now is he's renaming a lot of things, like, you know, the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. He's renaming Mount Denali and Alaska back to Mount mckimley. Yeah, and I really it's very annoying. But I really wish that he would rename things in fun ways, like renaming that poop Creek.
That'd be very fun. Poop Creek's great, Poop Creek's great. I think it would bring. It has to either be like total revision of history kind of shit like for him, or so America centric, like idiocracy America centric, like it'll be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing where we'll acknowledge what the thing is actually called, dude to like the indigenous.
People that live there.
No, no, no, the one of the worst presidents ever that fucked the economy up with tariffs, William McKinley.
My fucking yeah, that's that's Burger Mountain. Actually, you know exactly Burger Creek.
Yeah, yeah, I guess that they want stupider names yeah. Yeah, he's like Milwaukee, what about milk shakey like that. That's that's all good. We're taking back every name. It's it was named after a Confederate double down on it, double down on it.
Yeah. Yeah. He just renames Oregon to like the quarter pounder state or something.
Yeah, he's like Oregon. He's like, look, who was down with slavery back in the day. Maybe I say that about the names of most states.
Yeah, that's true. That's true, man, isn't it? Great?
Boy named Sioux City, Iowa City?
Once again America a little over.
Rat, a little bit, a little bit. Little Caesar's perfectly rangel, little Caesar. And that means we're gonna take a quick break. It will be right back, and we're back. Elizabeth Holmes partner has a new blood testing startup.
And then you have like a cool grown up name his first name, Like he has like a name that a grown up would have. His name Billy. Oh okay, is that good? Is that grown up name? No?
Billy, Billy Evans. That's the heir to the Evans Hotel Group, which I'm not sure what you are you. I don't know what the Evans Hotel Group.
As a Joey. I'll defend him being able to be called billy. I'm not sure Joey in a different category.
Oh okay, but like I also like yeah, yeah, but I also don't run a blood testing company, so like point yeah, yeah, Like I write jokes for kids for a living, so like, so being Joey's fine for me.
Oh they own like a ton Okay, So this family owns apparently a ton of hotels, like in the San Diego area. Okay, so this makes so this this guy with the new Blood grifter dropped and he's heir to the San Diego hotel empire. But he's Elizabeth Holmes's partner and father for two kids, and he's got his own company.
Let's not forget Elizabeth Holmes is currently in prison, I think, doing like an eleven year bid for defrauding investors, the highest crime in the United States, the highest crime you will go to jail with you defraud wealthy people.
It's a wife sentence. Yeah, oh my god.
Now if you screw poor people over and give them cancer with your bad business practices, you will get a promotion.
M hm.
That's just kind of that's that's America. While you were saying that I was saluting. Yeah, you were not that one. Not that one, Joey, That's not the Saluto.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, I didn't know this. America is changing every fucking day. So yeah, so again, sure whole business was making false claims about what her brand or her company, Therahnose, is capable of. Billy Evans now is pitching a startup that sounds a lot like fair Noose, but this one's called Hemenphis, so it shouldn't have a th with an us ending that's you're really getting close. You're flying really.
Close to the pharaohose sun for sure.
So apparently this is their their whole testing company can quote make diagnoses from users blood, urine, and saliva, and it can currently supposedly quote detect illnesses, cancer or infections in pets, with the goal being to give human users a wearable device to then know what's going on with their health. It's got you know, three similar vibes here. It's like we'll test your blood and we can screen for some kind of illness.
Uh.
That was obviously that that's that was the opening pitch for Therahnose back in two thousand and three. But going on, so a lot of investors. They're also kind of like, yeah, I think we're good on this one. A lot of people have passed on this genius idea, but apparently Billy Evans has said he's been able to raise almost twenty million dollars from friends and other investors, which sounds like
code for my family. Yeah, friends, and like when you're even saying friends, that means oh no, no, like actual like venture capital fund or anything like that is like, fuck no, bro, we're not getting close to anyone. Even you're literally Elizabeth Holmes's partner. What do you guys talk
about when she calls you on the jail phone? Ideas for hey, hemanthis So then there was like this picture on that the like that was like on shared I think for this New York Times article which says Elizabeth holmes partner has a new startup it's a blood testing company, with him and Elizabeth Holmes standing next to our sitting next to each other, and a lot of people are like, is this fucking AI? Like this sounds like such a weird bizarro story. This has to be AI.
No, No, it's it's it's it's very much real, and it's not there. Noose two point. Now, if you ask Billy Evans, it is not that at all.
Yeah, specifically says it's not an improvement, a different paradigm, which sounds like what you say when you're bullshiting.
Yeah yeah, yeah, dude, it's completely because his whole thing is right. They were saying that Faranos was quote attempting to miniaturize existing tests. This completely different. We use freaking, like literally frigging lasers like doctor, it's freaking laser beams in AI.
So pick your poison, you know your producer producer Bay the Chat wrote, they have a passion for blood testing. If you look at that photo that looks like a vampire couple, like they that looks like a couple that that's what they bonded over was what.
Has that like AI sheen to it? So they do look sort of like the bizarro vampire glove. Yeah, Billy looks like in their skin. Yeah yeah, Billy looks like he's two hundred and fifty years old for sure. Yeah yeah, you behind those eyes, this man has seen a few civil wars, a few revolutions. He saw Marie Antoinette, he saw that shit go down.
He was there. He was like, oh, let me eat cake. Okay, I don't mind if I do.
Hey, pull up the guillotine real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got this. Yeah, this whole thing is it's very, very, very suspicious. But again, he even had to go on this and he said, quote setting the record straight, Elizabeth Holmes has zero involvement in he manners. We've learned from her company's mistakes, but she has no role now or the future. What is learned from her company's mistakes? Mean, wasn't the mistake that it's afferent?
They were lying? Ye, great point, great point.
This is I'm just saying, like, why even include we learned from their mistakes? So you were about to do it and you're like, ah, wait, that's that's where there nose went wrong. Okay, let's not do that. Let's actually maybe this should be based in science. That's provable, it can be peer reviewed. That's the most frightening statement I
think of all of it. He does go on to say, though our sources have said, quote Holmes has been quote providing advice to Evans about the startup, although what that advice is is unclear. It'll probably hey, honey, fake it to you, fucking make it, you know, that's my thing, you know, and then we can finally beat Oh wait, no prisons.
You can't. You can't be in the lady prison. Maybe not maybe no lady prison. It truly feels like they're just barely hiding that this is a scam.
Yeah it's and also like I feel it's grifty because they're doing the thing. I just feel like pet owners are very vulnerable to overpaying for any kind of treatement. We are pet Like, forget what it costs for like a human procedure. It's like when it's a pet, you're just like, yeah, for fuck it, I don't know, is that what it costs to fucking check their blood? Seven hundred dollars? Okay, Like there's no we have no concept
of what's normal. So I could just feel like a thing where it's like you could test you can find out your dog has an infection or cancer or whatever, and.
Oh my god, you're gonna love it for just more. You gotta do it every other week. You gotta do it every other week for ten years, and we do charge you seven hundred dollars each time. It's not by indiansurance that exists.
Well, that's why they say, like a lot of veterinarians are in such like dire mental health shape because like they know they're overcharging for things and seeing people overpay for things to like their own financial detriment because they all you, you know.
Like when you love your pets, like you fucking do whatever.
Although I'm all like with someone with an older pet, I'm very much getting close to that moment where I'm like, do I do the thing that everyone did when I was a kid, or you're like, yeah, the dog's just got cancer, manh.
End of story. Or do you pay?
And then I've also seen people pay so much money to treat their animals illnesses, and I'm like, is this.
What do I do?
Okay, so I'm going to use the service not because I love my pets, but because I have.
A passion for blood test to thank you, Yeah, thank you. They're like certain things coming out. We're trying to draw a sample. You're like, oh, man, I've been I've been given blood samples like like a fucking Costco baby, just handing out this ship. Yeah, tell me when I can tell me when I can do this again, and like to the minute.
Yeah, And he's let it be today twenty four hours, thirty six hours? What are you talking here? What are we talking? I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
And then last joy before you wrap this thing out of Tom Cruise. Uh, he's okay. So he was in London to receive an honorary British Film Institute Fellowship and to sort of like.
You have one of those as well, right, Joey nominated. When I'm sorry, I understand, I'm bring that ship up like he's lose it on the email before, I'm sorry, I didn't ready, He's it's that's a very it's very contentious. What happened with that? So I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brought that three to one. He'd take it over pizza, pizza back.
Thank you. And then I'm like, oh, oh, breads, those are smelling. Those are our smelling salts. I'll go into a rage induced pass out. But if you say pizza pizza.
Then I'm hunh.
Yeah.
Also, Little Caesars has a smelling salts crust coming out in I believe October.
I mean, if they did, I would buy the hell out of that ship. Yeah, it's common smelling salt crusted crust. Yeah, wake up, godd have you ever smelled smelling salts for the fuck of it.
Oddly, No, but that is something I would have done in my twenties. Yeah, I did that.
You're saying that, like you have, tell us I have, because what was it? Like, I think, like an unscrupulous paramedic. Let me take a take a whiff of it. They're like you sure, Yeah, that was like sixteen at the time. It was like me and my friends, I remember, we were all like the fuck it was, yeah, not I don't know why.
I just I don't know.
And I guess for me, that shows how normal I thought that was, because like this paramedic is like, yeah, if you got the letter rip, go ahead, see what.
See what it fucking does to you? Like what did it smell?
Like?
It's like a mode. It's just like fucking explosives. Like you're just like, like, it's not a it's just like a fucking skull lightning through your nose and not in
the eighties kind of way. So he got he was there to receive his fellowship and then so like he was also gonna promote the new Mission Impossible movie and he stood on the roof of the BFI like Imax building in a tuxedo, and it just looks like a real bummer version of like the end of Let It Be, except there's no instruments and it's one guy by himself contemplating what he does now with everything.
My question is, what's Tom Cruise gonna do with his life when he retires from acting and he's still gonna keep like jumping out of buildings and climbing stuff.
He's gonna have to find a replacement, you know what I mean?
Because I feel this is the last of the Mission Impossible films, So his like jumping off of buildings and doing wacky stunts era is coming to an end in terms of using this film franchise to as like a conduit for that. So I feel like now he's just like, fuck it. Can I get on the building man and promote the movie like it already came out. Nobody to do this, Tom, No, No, not even the marketing people
at this point. They're like, I feel like we have a good proposition by saying it's the last Mission Impossible film. I mean we even changed the name to Final Reckoning for.
It's like when you have a toddler and it's like they just like look away for a second, they look back and they're like, oh, he's climbed the building.
Yeah, do that. Yeah, it has all that repelling gear on too. Yeah.
I don't know what he does, like if he just probably it's it's gonna probably just be another film that he's able to do that, or he just completely pivots.
To like one of those extreme free climber type of things. Ooh, free climbing, maybe free claiming, although maybe it's a James Cameron's situation. But with that with like free climb where he just gets into this hobby. Yeah, and but I guess Cameron's still making movie. But yeah, it's a weird Where does that energy go? Yeah?
Man, I think that's the problem of being this rich, Like you can't just do like normal people shit, like fucking play a guitar or something and just fucking like or even like George Bush, you know, war Criminal, he got into painting. Yeah, you know, what's your painting? Tom Cruise?
Hey, when was.
The last time you think Tom Cruise ate Little Caesars pizza?
Oh shit, you should.
Start a Little Caesars franchise Big Caesars, do you think shit?
Oh shit? I wonder I mean, yeah, it's I.
Just I just wonder if maybe he can connect that to some kind of extreme lifestyle, maybe just high sodium intake.
Maybe when you're sixty two, that's probably more dangerous than Yeah, that's true.
One one bite of pan loco and sorry, bro, that blood pressure shout out your diastolic, systolic, bro, because it's going up, going up.
Tom.
I just pray for you that you can make peace and maybe you know, find out where David Misscavage's wife is. You know, if you know people are still looking for her, maybe that'll be your swan songs.
Just just just free.
Somebody that people are looking for in the clutches of scientology allegedly. Joey, it's been fantastic having you on the Daily zeit Geist. Where do the people find you, follow you, support you, all of that good stuff.
Yeah, thanks so much for having me. It's always so fun. Love the Zeke Gang. You can follow me on Twitter, TikTok and blue Sky at Joey Tan, and you can call me on Instagram and threads at Joey Cliff with five or six eys. Reason for that's that a twelve year old took Joey Cliff with one eye and I just got a deal. Although I know although this was years ago, so I feel like he's like twenty five now and I could probably fight him if I wanted to. Hell Yeah, and you know the city, Yeah, anybody know
where he's at. Look, if you're that Joey Cliff, DM me so so I can ask you politely to give me your handle.
Yeah.
Hey, actually, if you are the original Joy Cliff, DM all of us, and let's just figure out an agree up palm place where we can come and bring you a lump sum of cash in a bag and nothing else, no questions asked. But we will show up with about forty five people just to make sure we're safe.
It's a lot of cash, has nothing to do.
With it, Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. And then something I'm really excited to talk about is I have a new short film currently going through the festivals called pow We just released our trailer, which you can watch
in all of my social media accounts. It's an animated short about a young Native kid trying to find a place to charge their video game console to pow out, kind of like a Pixar short or a Looney Tune short, but Native We got screenings coming up in Seattle, Oklahoma, New York, Arkansas, Massachusetts, North Carolina, Palm Springs, and Los Angeles in the next month or two.
And I don't know, I'm really proud of it. Atally seem to like it.
We got listeners in all those places. So yeah, definitely checked that out.
Yeah yeah.
Is that, like, are the actual festivals it's going to be at on your website or on your social media?
Oh yeah, yea.
I'm posting all the festivals on my social media, So just follow me on the socials and I'll pop up as those are announced. I'll post them all over the place.
Perfect. Perfect.
Is there a work of media, social or otherwise that you're enjoying?
Okay, specifically, I feel like y'all might dig this if you go to x dot com. Slash ninjamac One Ninja Mack is a fantastic professional wrestler who recently wrestled to match in New Japan Rowe Pro Wrestling, where he did eleven consecutive handspring backflips, including one over the top rope outside the ring, where he was literally chasing his opponent by doing handspring backflips. You can watch the clip it's like twenty seconds long. It is batshit insane, Pro wrestling
magic check it out. And also Ninja Mac a fantastic wrestler, so please support that guy and follow the guy on the socials.
Ninja Mac, who is this is right up my alley? Yeah AXU. Just so just so that y'all can watch this, because it's not something I was like m Ac. I was like, oh like Demigini Medi Mac, the Ninja Mac. He's Irish.
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna drop this in the chat just so.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh ship yeah. Pro wrestling rules.
It's so it's it's like basically because men weren't just down for drag balls, you know what I mean to see drags, you just watch this because the flipping, the physical stunts, it's all there. It's all there, Like, oh, it's so extra this My man didn't how many.
Flips eleven handspring back flips and it just puts them over the top rope, landing on his feet and then without pausing doing boom bull Oh my god.
Oh yeah for wrestling is amazing. It's basically like it's basically drag mixed with combats, fixed with like fight I love how the.
Dude who was on the receiving end, he was like, oh shit, I'm backing up faster than the pace of his back flips. I better slow down so I can get hit with this ship. Probably fantastic. And that's what that's called coordination. That's called choreography. Okay, it's great. It's like Ninja Mac. I mean that so many pro wrestlers back in the day, a pro wrestler, you were just the toughest guy in your hometown. You drank a lot, you had a beer belly, and you were just tough.
Ninja Mack, former Circus light performer. So it's like, oh really, so it's like yeah, yeah, so you just get like these like freak like essentially theater kids who do CrossFit.
Doing just the crazies shit you've ever seen in your life.
He's a five to five kid from Long Island. All right, I'm just looking in the background, a Ninja mac oh raised in Cyprus, Texas.
All right, all right, Ninja Mack. Love to see that. Ninja Mack is a unit too, Like I pictured like a very skinny, you know, like tiny ice guy. No, Ninja Mac is packs a punch, bro. This is I'm gonna watch this for the rest of my life.
I think he could if I think maybe he's the guy who thought he could tap out a grizzly bear. Yes, I believe that he could. Yeah, yeah, all right, we'll see get that. Get that grizzly's arm in an armlock, you know as they're called. If you're listening, please tell us if you could tap out a grizzly bran. Thank you, Ninja mac call In now trained by Booker t Okay, I'm in.
I'm in.
Blake Wexler, thank you so much for joining us. Some call you the Clyde Drexler of podcasting, but I just want to say, Wexler of my heart.
Where do the people find you? Follow you? What's the work of media that you're enjoying? Well to answer those questions at Blake Wexler on all social media. My special Daddy Long Legs is still available on YouTube for free on May seventeenth. I do this every year. I'm biking in this. I'm doing thirty miles of a ride to raise money for autism awareness research resources. So thank you. Yeah,
I'm psyched about. It's for the Eagles Autism Foundation. It's an amazing cause so a bunch of Zikeang people already donated thank you. I know times are you know, it's tough to spend money now, but if you can spare anything. That link is in my bio at Blake Wexler on social media. And then August first, I'm doing stand up in Philly, and then August twenty ninth, thirtieth, I'm gonna be in wilkes Bury, Pennsylvania, and then I'm yeah, I'll have more dates in this fall that aren't in Pennsylvania.
And Wilkesbury spelled like wilkes Barr Wilkes Barry. That also might be how you pronounce it.
No, no, it is Wilkesbury because I remember the first time it came up, like in a story, I was like, I've never seen this fucking word before.
And.
Yeah, yeah, what's the work in the media that you're enjoying.
Work of the media is Drew Majorie, Mark mat the guy used to start run that's been and or Magaree. It's d R E W M A g A R wyl okay guy And the tweet is in quotes. And so the Greeks send me this horse we're talking about wondn't have been a beautiful horses you've ever seen so big, so strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves, but they are such big bands. They said, sir, please take our big, wonderful horse. We even bring it to
your house. That's perfect. It's so good, right there.
Fuck Trojan of course, of course, of course this horse is Trojan Earth. Oh shit, Trajan landed.
Yeah. If you can find uh.
Me at miles of Gray fucking everywhere they got At Symbols, you can find Jack and I talking to the nbas Jacket, Mad Boosie is find me talking ninety day and four twenty day Fiance.
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At Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter at the Day's like us on Instagram. We also have a blue sky at Daily Zeitgeist. A work of media that I'm enjoying was this video on TikTok. I quite enjoyed this TikTok video from a group of Australian comedians who I guess apparently a lot of South Africans are moving to Perth, which is inspiring.
This like trend of videos from this sketch group, but this one is just them pretending to be South Africans and it's just as South African names be like, and then these are these Australian Hey, really, welcome to deb and I'm yon Detoit.
Isn't much to know? Why is your so up to that? Man? I'm Treves.
I work in mining and pr God, my name is Bill Dong.
Yeah. Like the Shark Doms and Tom.
Helloida, I'm your landed you places, I just mad you and my son is having such a great time.
I'm going to the local grammar school there. Yeah, what's popping man von London nineties. It's a long story I gave to London the nineties.
It's a long story that's from at makes dot rates.
On TikTok the us on Instagram. But it's just I love I love South African accents. Man.
Yeah, great media this week, just fucking.
We got We're it's just an embarrassment of riches on social media.
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Yes, what's a song you think that people enjoy? Going on?
Oh wow, well, thank you for asking. This one is called feel So Wrong by the band Mama Larky. They're currently an LA based band, super dreamy like if you like war Paint like I love like the vocalist on here, she's like her vibe is very dreamy, So it's like a dreamier version of war Paint.
I think Warpaint has a little bit more of like an edge to it.
Mama Larky, this track has.
Just just just dream dreamy.
Feels so Wrong is the name of the track that is going to do it for us today.
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