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Also, your voice sounds super sexy. What kind of microphone are you on?

Oh? Boy, man, real easy, that's that's a that's a proprietary secret. That's Joe's whole secret. Man. Like, well, yeah, man, how what kind of sexy as Mike? You guys?

Yeah, I mean I just a sexy tron five thousand?

Is that?

Like old?

Yeah? I thought it was the fucka tron three hundred, But it's a second.

I stopped using that one a while, okay, just out of you know, growing up.

So yeah, no, that's true. Yeah, I guess that that says more about me than anything. Still using the fuck tron?

Whatever works?

Hello, Internet, and welcome to season three, thirty six, Episode four of the Dailies. That guys, it's a production of iHeartRadio, and obviously this is the podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It's Thursday a second, twenty twenty four, and I'm doing my best to sound as sexy on Mike as possible. My name is Miles Gray AKA oh Ship. Where's my AKA here? It is? Oh shit? Now that discord is reloading and I lost

This is a log AKA, this is a yeah, this is all.

AKA, oh fuck, where's my fucking shit?

Fuck?

AKA we got a rats, I got a plan to get him out of here. Mayor Adams is the problem. He's keeping rats in his own house, throwing them out with carbon monoxide. That'll work for a little while until they find a new place, too high A kay, thank you so much. That's First Blood five to two two

Heah akas got ak Yeah, well I get it. I could do aka, let's see in service to your great tradition of naming the days, miles, it is also International Scurvy Awareness Day, So doctor scurvy.

Yeah, yeah, you weren't aware. You weren't aware them. May second is scurvy Awareness Day.

This is why we do it.

Yeah, exactly. Holy shit, I'm sorry, is scurvy? I'm sorry? Am I ignorant in thinking that like that shit's for pirates and like people on ships or like that? Are we still fucking like? I guess it's part of malnutrition. I don't know.

It's a common Uh, it's a common stereotype and misconception that I am, my colleagues labor against.

So we're raising awareness of it.

Yes, please consume some citrus of your of your choice.

I don't know how long. Isn't that we're like the where they started they call people liamis yeah, as a scurvy reference.

Yeah, I think so, because when you were on like we associate this with high racy, but we should associate it also with just that age of a bunch of people consentially or non consentually on boats in the neighbor I appreciate it. Yes, yeah, oh god? And and what they they eventually discovered without getting the whole story. You know, pirates, especially even if they chose to be on the ship,

Like you know how to lose xylophone? Like, yeah, exactly, and now I'm realizing too. The nickname came from American sailors who like didn't believe that taking like eating citrus with would Ward.

Off screen, were anti vaxers for citrus.

Fucking clowns, American sailors. Come on, man, anyway, Ben, We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a repeat guest. It's a very funny, very funny person, very funny comedian hails from the Pittsburgh area. I was just just celebrating a video that they did about I think. I don't know if sorry if I completely misnamed the title, but it felt like two guys from Pittsburgh talking about seeing Oppenheimert basically yeah, yeah, and you can catch this

Hello Joe, Hey, it's me aka Vitamin C proficient.

Oh there we go. I love man. I used to drink so much orange juice, like as a kid. I don't know why. I'm like, I don't know I had that memory, but I just think of like that minute made vitamin D enriched fucking orange juice that I would just fuck it down.

Yeah, And it is because well, I think especially, I think there's something about like that era where we thought, like orange juice. The commercials tell me it's the best possible thing I can put my body. Yeah, now we're like, it's the sugariest thing with nah almost no, Like the nutritional value is completely canceled out by the Yeah.

You will get survy from drinking yeah all the way back around. Yeah, we should have.

We should have known it was a grift when Sonny D came out as like a hip competitor, right, is a chef?

Kiss?

Have you had the fucking boozy sunny D that they sell. Now, excuse me, I thought that was dude. No, they have like a canned hard Seltzer sunny D. It's pretty I've I had a sip. I was like, it actually pays off on the promise, like it's boozy, bubbly sunny D sonny D Vodka Seltzer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. The working parents screwdriver, I think it's what we call that.

And it's sunny D. It's not sunny delight for the for the faga Seltzer. They go full sunny D mm hmmmmm, which is smart. They respected, Yeah, that it's so funny. I was in the same like that misconception about like, well it's juice. It was like one hundred percent juice, and like commercial was like the guy put a straw in an orange, so it's basically like the inside of an orange right in here.

Yeah. Yeah, oh added sugar. What's that.

Strong ad campaign? I recalled. They really were going for it in terms of brainwashing the youth. Oh yeah, orange juice.

I mean our parents too, Like my mom was like, yeah, that's fine, it's not soda, right, I'm like, no, Mom, it's minute he says, right there, there's hue, What the fuck a thing? Just a little spicy exactly, then down a half gallon while watching fucking South Park or some shit.

Still not as creepy as the Got Milk commercials. Just to be honest, you're looking back, I learned a lot well.

I learned who Aaron Burr was because of those commercials.

Short plication was creepy because it was a Trede association, right, it wasn't a company.

It probably it was the Dairy Farmers Association of America.

It was just the idea of milk, Do you have it? Or are you a loser?

Got? Do you have this?

Ship?

No? Then you might be in a full body cast having convulsions like what was that one? Oh? The guy was in the full body cast and then they brought like cookies, right, and he needed like milk and he was like, dude, that one's actually pretty horrific.

A lot of the milk ads I'm realizing are about people and their failure to communicate. Right, it's the only thing getting in a way of people in their milk. Yeah, truly, it should just be got a therapist? Are you able to voice their needs?

Properly.

Yeah, maybe got a clear passageway between your mouth and people's ears, right, Yeah, but yeah, we had beef. It's what's for dinner occasionally, you get you get those, right, you get the Yeah, it's just from a product, it's just from yeah a yeah.

Like and it wasn't.

Yeah, pork was like the other Yeah, I think had had their time.

Yeah.

The fabric of our lives, Yeah, there it is there. Yeah, we're a fabric of our undoing, potentially because we haven't quite we quite haven't reconciled our differences with King Cotton heavily. But anyway, that is enough of that. We got to tell the people what we're going to be talking about today. Looks like the Dems are pulling a bit of an Avenger ship. They're coming out the portals to help poor

You could buy at any store.

Hey, hey, buy any store.

Hey, what do you some kind of frigging comy? Get the fuck out of here?

We go all some anarchy headquarters.

This guy works for a big bike lock. You know, look at this ship. If it wasn't dangerous, why would't they call it kryptonite exactly? Because it's gonna it's it's you could defeat Superman or maybe it's a brand name. I don't know, but we'll talk about their latest push to try and completely obscure and obfuscate around the student protests, and then the we gotta talk. There's talk now about how we might be saved from clim a change because

So the autonomist loves it.

Oh yeah, of course anything that's like, well, don't turn off that revenue stream? Is there? Can we invent a fake solution? Was that called carbon sequestration?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, we're doing that we're doing that. So we'll get into that and many other fun things. But first jokeaz alla Pittsburgh's very own. First of all, what's the best thing to eat in Pittsburgh that isn't parogi or Permanny brothers?

Uh catch up?

Oh.

The reason I say that is because there's a lot of pride for Hines.

Yeah.

I was famously bottled in Pittsburgh for a long time. Heinz Field once was the name of the I don't live there anymore, but I am positive whatever the Heinz Field is called now, which was a recent change, and they're not if it's acroshure or whatever like, they are calling it hines Field till the end of time, until

That's fucking wild. I mean, I'm I'm sure there's varying levels of that wherever you go, where they're like what the locals they fucking think this is like religious ship. So yeah, charge of fifteen. It is weird, though. I am pretty Heinz loyal too, Like I think just growing up in diners and ship and like seeing that bottle and like learning, yeah, this is it. There's only one ketchup.

And they seem it's does seem like a classy brand, like it never tried to change the design of the regular Heinz bottle. I'm pretty sure they did get in on the like purple ketchup. They did cranch, they didn't mess with the design of just regular old ketchup.

Ever.

Yeah, they've definitely done some like Mayosterre Mustarday. Yeah, yeah exactly, but the the bottle that you see at the restaurant has pretty much looked the same, yeah for century.

Yeah, and the balls of that ad campaign to where they had you know, they had that meeting where they said, people are explaining about how it's tough to get the ketchup out of the bottle sometime, and then some guy went, fuck it, let's make that a feature, you know what I mean, just tell them they have to wait.

Yeah, that was like exactly. I remember thinking like I hacked the matrix when I would see adults chugling, like you actually have to top to fifty seven, They're like, shut up, ten year old.

Let me tell you how it's done on the playground.

Okay, Yeah, this guy was an old school diner veteran. We were like a grizzled emperor of condiments and.

I don't know, Hey, look man, they just they were they were they were inviting dupars. That was like the spot in LA and they fucking turned it into anyway we can get into how our old haunts are used to what they used to be. You know what I mean all day here, but we got to get into this question joke, Pazala, What is some from your search history that's revealing about who you are or something you recently screenshoted on your phone? Either?

Oh?

Oh interesting, well I the I looked at my Google history and one of the most recent things I did search was can you bring a plant back from the brink of death?

Oh?

Man, Yeah, because my girlfriend was out of town for the last month, and oh I was tasked with taking care of many things, which I did, but there was one plant in the corner that just was not part of my routine. Yeah, you know, and I listen. I kept her. I kept her sour dough starter alive. I did that. That was did you ask? It involves scooping flower into the discard. There's all sorts of steps. I took a video of her explaining it to me and then just like would play it and then just be like,

A smuggled across oceans.

Yeah, but it has stayed alive for a good five years at this point.

So nice.

I don't want to be the one. If I'm gonna kill anything, it's gonna go to be the plant.

I like that. Yeah, you're like putting yourself in like that sitcom situation where it's like you lost the dog and now you gotta find like a dog like looks the same, hopefully get one over. And it's like drinking.

I mean, what like is it are we Is it fully fucking gone? Or you know, I don't think we're fully gone. Okay, So I did learn a thing or two, like if stuff, if leaves are particularly are like fully dead, you chop those off. Yep, the plant isn't confused to be like give them some water and then yeah, and so I did. I got some water in there and did see a little bit of a rejuvent structure. So I was like, I think we're good. Some leaves are definitely not looking so hot, but I think it was

Now your girlfriend may hear this show. Have you told her.

This is Ai? This is all AI, so easy?

Yeah, I love that one. Now, Joe, what is something you think is under rated?

I think we under rate the toll and task of the food delivery driver. And I know there was some discourse about this recently in food delivery in general online, And I've always felt this way because I used to drive for Postmates years ago, and I always felt like the understanding that food delivery is an extreme luxury had never really been fully understood by the consumer.

Yeah.

Yeah, I just have memories of like picking up truly like not no disrespect, but Panda express things of this nature, driving to a disrespect to the.

To the people over at Panda.

But then going to like a terribly difficult area of town to park, like if people know La, like a place like Korea town, having to having no choice but to park in front of a fire hydrant, in front of a massive tower, going inside the tower, having to check in with security, having to wait for them to activate one of the elevators, which is always they Yeah, it's always a thing and it takes a really long time, and then you finally get in there, you go up

Yeah, and not.

Have to pay for the fact that that is the most luxurious thing.

Yeah, Oh for sure.

It is wild because people like well it said the delivery few was like forty nine cents plus like those fees, Like, I'm that's like, isn't that like you're pay It's like no, man, that's they're getting a fraction.

Of that, and they think about as do it exactly like these apps are able to skirt minimum wage.

Yah. Yeah, these aren't employees. These are independent contractors that don't fuck. It's also brutal.

Also, I just can't imagine the lack of awareness or the evil balls it would take. I would be horrified to not tip someone doing that knowing the knowing like the way that kind of system has been constructed, Yeah, to ship on the people working there.

For sure. But I think that's it. That's like the genius of so many of like these apps and things. It's like they obscure the toll that it takes on the human being for you to get your fucking, you know, fucking cell phone case that you want it on Prime they or you know, getting door dashed. It just feels like, I don't know, I pressed a button and then like because I put like, don't even talk to me, just

And if I can, uh, you know, proselytize a little bit, I would advocate for meeting your driver maybe out on the road. And if you don't want to do that, and you live in an apartment building, at least in the lobby.

Walked out, just walk down. Yeah, make it.

Easier for them so they also turn over, turnover, turn, and it's it's good for you as well because you don't have to like wonder if they're going to be able to find your door. Like, just make it easy so that you get your food faster and then come back up. The other thing I will say is, if you're doing delivery food, really reconsider getting a drink or a milkshake because those are very difficult to transport.

Yeah.

I don't think people immediately consider that, but when you have a bag of food you put in the passenger seat or you put it on the floor. It's easy. But if you have something you're juggling that could spill, it's very difficult, not only to place in your car as you're transporting it, but then as you're trying to pick it up and then open your door and then close the car door and then lock it and then

Seventeen frappuccinos that you ordered, Yes, exactly, Yeah, there have you seen. There's a subreddit called door dash Gremlin and it's as people who like when they get the like the food dropped off, like if they're verifying that it's

Like that, acknowledge the way to do it a luxury?

Yeah, in a in a fair equitable way. Uh. What's something you think is overrated?

And I'm gonna sound like such a little boy here, Okay, making your bed? I do think making your bed is overrated, though, I just don't kind of understand the weight that some people put on it.

Is it too like Sisphian for you, Like it's just gonna be unmade again?

Yeah?

Like no, it's not like people who happen to come to my home are going to see it. Only I and my girlfriend are going to see what our room looks like, let alone the bed and then to just like I I just don't fully get the point of like I'll maybe just kind of like very loosely like put things back in the direction that they need to go. But in terms of like talking and making sure every I'm not sure why that's so crucial to a lifestyle.

I'm I'm guessing your girlfriend is pro bed making.

Interesting, that's what an interesting concept.

She she is or she aligned with you, Yeah, because I'm I'm in a similar situation she is.

And I will, you know, entertain this fancy grade.

Again.

But I'm just kind of like I don't really.

Yeah, it's like sloppy boy life, you know, like because I'm the same way where it's like I don't know nobody, like especially in college, I'm like, nobody's going to my fucked up room, like and I'm already like and so disillusioned by life, like that's the it's like so low on my list, and yeah, like being married though I'm also I'm with somebody who is probed for them, I realized for them. It's like it's about a sense of order, right, and I'm like system of a down like this order hard.

And you're saying we can't even throw them, you know what I mean?

The fuck is the point. The fuck is the point.

So I'm with you, guys. I'm also very impressed they regularly sleep in beds. I'm a bit feral in that respect.

Uh like a fucking hit man, like in a fucking bark a lounger with sunglasses on it. More like.

I was more like, I'm so this may be a childish thing. I'm so opposed to sleep that sometimes I'm just like, go to bed, I end up where I end up, you know what, the couch, who knows. And then I'll come to and my girlfriend is like, wonderful woman. Terrible tasting dudes obviously, but she's she's like, I'll come to and she's rapping me by my arm pits. It's I'm like, She's like, maybe I can carry them to the bedroom.

I'm like, god, I Bernie lomax on him like that.

I was like, you don't have the upper arm strength for this, you don't have the.

Don't and don't bother I'm a lost cause, like you can't like and this is so such a valiant effort on your part, But I am a waist.

Kind very fine to be like. I will delicately just kind of like slap you the chest and be like the fuck out of here.

Yeah.

And I'm not intoxicated or on any kind of drugs. It's just the sleep got me. Uh. And I got to tell you now that, Joe, now you're saying this, I realized that I've just always assumed whenever I'm at anybody's house and I see the bed is made, I've always assumed they faked it or they did it special for that day.

Wow, real drug addict thinking here, it's like you don't have your shit together this much piece of ship. You're just like me. Yeah, just like me another stairs. Yeah, I mean, look, that's what I'm saying. Like I get, it's a personal thing, like I people who want it made. I get it, Like I get I get if you're a person who needs things to be a certain way of force. That makes sense. I am personally just someone who was I was born in the darkness, you know

I mean it was if you know, you know, I mean already of the Pittsburgh Steelers were Yeah, yeah, when the when the stadium collapsed.

But nothing but timely references on this show. Remember Baine. Anyway, I don't make my bed and I stick. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back and we're gonna talk about this news. And we're back, so let's just check in with the House of Representatives. I mean, we we used to do that more, but because it's just a fucking inert clown show, there's not much to talk about unless you just want to be frustrated even

And my girlfriend is Marjorie Taylor Green, so oh you might see me on the news.

Well yeah, being like I gotta tell you, I'm here in New York and there's not like homeless people. Did you see that clip where her boyfriend, that guy I call him ass Size, His names like Brian, I don't know what the fuck his name is, but he's like on one of those hyper conservative news channels. He was like in New York covering the Trump trial and he's like, okay for Philadelphia. I gotta tell you, to be honest,

With his that that's the same thing those type of dudes will say when they come to Atlanta. Oh you know what I mean, Like I got I got out of the you know, I got out of the airport. Yeah, no, one tried to rob me once. And I'm like, are you disappointed? Yeah, what are going on?

Yeah? You wanted the adrenaline rush of being in a flight or fight response to.

They wanted the story for Facebook. They're probably all Facebook people.

I mean, we still have the fucking like the politicians are still insistent that we need more police dollars, even though the FBI is like, yeah, crime is going down, it's going I mean it's going down in the city there. So anyway, your girlfriend has been really upset, Shoe, not just with the lack of bed making, but just the fact that this the fucking government is functioning, because that's the thing. The sad thing is when we have these ship bags, like, sorry, you're sorry to bring up your

Okay, all right, I'm sure though, I'm sure that you have a beautiful relationship based on unrelated things.

And that is incorrect.

But okay, both being maga freaks, man.

You're just you're at this point, you're staying together for the starter for the sourdough starter.

Yeah, for Marjorie's uh yeah patented starter, yeah Green sour Dough.

But it's like, yeah, people like her and Matt Gates, like when they're in the mix, it means things like government shut downs and legislative grid luck are like the norm and basically every day people suffer when like the government can't even perform its basic functions. So Marjorie Taylor Green thought she would have all these supporters to be like, I think it's time to fucking oust this guy, Mike Johnson.

That's why we do it. That's why we do It's.

Why we're out here, Yeah, making our beds.

I get I get up every morning, I open my Bible that was it's actually branded by North of Grumman and Raytheon and read from it, and I realized, I got work to do. I got to make sure that the money flows in that direction, because these drones aren't going to build themselves hooks. They're not. They're not.

There's a there's a new drone that just dropped. It's kind of based on a Manta ray design. It's for maritime usage.

Really like under like an under like an a taxi drone.

Yes, yeah, Like what what do you It's the question I think all three of us have been asking for a while, like what do you get the bond villain who has everything? I'm a Manta drone, yes, yep.

Next one shark drone. Yeah.

I want to see more seacreature drones.

Little shrimps yeah yeah, yeah, they're so tiny, like they're undetectable. It's like, yeah, because little seahorses man, little pistol shrimps man, pistol shrimps that actually shoot like rather than like that boom. Yeah, fucking forty fives man fucking outfit them now north of Grummen.

Now see now we're now we'd crowd sourcing for them. Yeah, we're we're accidentally now we're in what is that rand?

Exactly? The old Research and Development Corporation. Nothing weird, but whatever, Look, colorad Us, we got we have ideas that are fun, you know, and we're out in the box.

You know.

But doorry, there's still lethal. They're still fucking lethal. Yeah, they're still fucking lethal.

Also, I will say Johnson, Mike Johnson does sound I've never met the guy, don't plan too, but does sound very a I chat gpt his like his speeches. Yeah, so I think he's just like he's a placeholder, right, he's just there to play the game.

Yeah he's Oh absolutely, I mean, like just he's just he's a full on conservative creature who is just like I just want to stay in office. But it was it was interesting to see because there was so much pressure from the like the far right to be like don't give you grain money or like you know, trying to paint it in like this America. First thing is really just to be like, don't like help Russia maybe

Okay, maybe we could work with this guy out of curiosity. Have you guys ever met a Mike Johnson? I have, yeah, several, because oh yeah, it's like one of the most common names, right, common names, I would assume, Yeah, especially I think for our general age bracket, Like.

Yeah, I actually did the The or reason I remember it is like I think I did a meet and greet with the Olympic four hundred meter champion Michael twice.

Right, that had been the most famous Michael Johnes.

Yeah, exactly, sprinter Michael Jackson. Michael Johnson is so pissed now about this Mike Johnson. I knew it.

Kevin McCarthy too, Oh shit, So let's keep a streak going. Yeah, and I just hung out with John Bayner, former Speaker of the House.

John Bayner. He's into weed now, dude, He's kind of chill. He's kind of chill. He's trying to figure out how to get more weed into Ohio. All right, let's move on to the New York Police Department. So they raided Columbia University Tuesday night, which was even more brutal and even more brutal raid than the one before, where even the NYPD was like you want these kids are all like sitting down in like tense, like what do you want us to do? Like beat the shit out of

Oh, which is nice side agitators, Yeah, you love to see it.

It's always easy to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like it. Whether it's the easiest thing to discredit anything, it's that sound edit like that that wasn't the real thing.

Or they're so bad because of it. Yeah, I say we lean into it. You guys, the next time you're just having a small disagreement with your friends or you're like in a restaurant, just go fight, go hog wild and then say that outside agitators.

Why or like if someone has an opinion like on a like a disagreement you're having, like another person, like, hold on, we don't need outside agitators right now. Man, excuse me, this guy is an agent provocateur or hindes. What do you see?

I am not having it? Yeah, what do you fucking spook?

Dude? What the fuck? Where are you at?

If you test positive for COVID, you can just be like, no, no, no, it's just outside agitators. Yeah, in my system right now. So you actually, I wouldn't worry about it, and you should let me come.

That's really I'm kind of a hero, so I should get to board the plate.

Aaron Rodgers will be saying this. Probably soon someone is gonna like, I'm not it's an outside agitation. That's probably what's uh what's showing up on that test? But yeah, so the NYPD's Deputy Commissioner Terry Sheppard made a promotional stop on MSNBC's Morning Joe to show off the fucking evidence that basically said, this is proof that there's outside agitators.

This is real, this.

Is Slopoh okay, where are tax dollars going?

I know? Yeah, like you guys aren't. You guys are even slipping at your basic function, which is to like just completely terrorize people and and obscure the actions of innocent people to make them seem like bad people. So he showed off it's like this heavy chain with the bikelock, and if you've seen a fucking like full on kryptonite bikelock underneath like that black like nylon wrapping, it's a fucking industrial chain. That's why they're like, nobody's fucking cutting

As inside as you can get.

Yeah, you know what I mean, they're sleeper agents.

Who it's it's also it's on the fucking website still, like it's not even like wild. This isn't even some like way back machine shit, Like if you just go to Columbia University, they're like, hey, discount like bike locker and laptop lock program, get it at a deal. So yeah, those might be there since the fucking university's selling them.

But I'm sure I'm sure Morning Joe caught onto it immediately.

The journals of course, gotcha.

Yeah, journalists.

Instead you had Mika being like, oh my gosh, it was so harrowing what these she said. Mika Razinski, the co host, was like, I just want to, you know, thank the officers for containing the situation. And then she fucking previously she compared images from these campus protests to the January sixth riot.

People are doing that. They notice that online. A lot of the right wing people are like, oh, so you you hate January sixth, and yet look at what they're doing at Columbia and this is kay, this is okay to you.

The same thing they had with like the Black Lives Matter protests in twenty twenty. Also, it's always just like, oh, but you're okay with this kind it's like these people are walking around and then the cops just started busting fucking heads in, and then the Capitol they're like taking they're flicking it up, taking selfies with rioters. Very different vibes, oh, very different vibes. And yeah, it's also funny too because

Change is this the same thing?

Why would why would this thing? Why was this brought here? Because these are the locks that we cut off for the doors.

In Hamlet where any outside agitators arrested at Columbia's Hamilton Hall.

I think, I think wanted to address that all no, no, they didn't, Yeah, no they didn't, and that, and then he came back and said, he's like, well, there were, but we can't really give you information yet because we have to talk to Columbia. But just so you know, I'm not I can't even actually give you the criteria for what an outside agitator is. But from my perspective, I believe the outside agitator someone who goes from the

I mean, yeah, speaking of bedpan, this this reminded me of like spinal tap, Like this one goes through eleven, like the very same vibes of like this is a change, Yeah, this is a chain. You can buy this, yeah, industrial this is industrial change.

Yeah.

But isn't this the same one? Couldn't.

Couldn't someone else's buy that at the campus?

But I believe they covered that already.

This one's a chance. But but it goes up.

Couldn't someone just add another notch and say theirs goes up to them? Get him out of here, Get him out of here, Get him out of here. Outside agitator, outside agitator, Get them out. They're asking questions, they're they're bringing up truths in front of us, while we're trying to discredit a mass student movement that's a peaceful one. Anyway, gotta go, all right, let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll talk about another charade if you will,

Let's get it.

Let's get it, a drift capture? What does that even mean? Exactly right, because there's there's similar regulations in the like the latest that came out of the EPA that Joe Biden is, you know, obviously Joe Biden's EPA, but these were announced last week and would force plants to capture ninety percent of their carbon emissions if they want to quote stay open beyond twenty thirty nine. What what that Biden will be ninety seven years old and potentially a

But pipelines are usually so good. Yeah, yeah, usually you're so popular. Yeah, exactly like the other. The other thing too, is they're saying like, oh, maybe we should clear cup parts of our national forest. That's another thing that's been fucking proposed to be, Like, well, we could just do it through the forest. It's like, but we would need to clear a lot of trees to be it's using it.

Yeah, right, yeah, a little bit dude. Birds can find another tree trees at home exactly.

Well, fixed that we'll fix by going to private industry with bird condos, right.

Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, black gets into it. They're like, yeah, man, kind of bird nests. People are buying up fucking distressed bird nests and ship.

I don't understand. Okay, So where maybe I'm missing something here? I get that it's the the bad junk is going through the pipeline, but what is the destination point?

Where is it?

You know, it's it's just leaves, it leaps, it goes away.

What's the prime righting outside agitator? Man?

Right, I'm being a dick, no further questions.

And also we don't ask why there's literally no federal oversight body for carbon dioxide pipeline projects. That's the other struck red. Yeah, there's no federal overside for this shit. So basically you're being like, yeah, man, we trust you to fuck the earth even further, and like, yeah, to your point, like what do you do with it? Right?

So we're going to carbonate, carbonate the forest.

I like his spicy forest. Let's try it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, a carbonata if you will. And then there's like the question of how like effective carbon capture really is, because that's the thing that is always the second that these like energy companies and coal mining company and fossil fuel producing companies have said. They're like, well, there's carbon sequestration. That's why you don't we can keep business as usual because we will capture it and then we will fucking do something with it that eventually lets

Well, you see, it's oversimplified to say that knives and muggings are the problem.

Oh okay, yeah, we need bigger band aids big and the knives aren't as dangerous. It really into something we call blood capture.

We're also definitely not vampires.

Yeah, it's just a very very wild thing because you know, a lot of especially climate scientists, are like, it doesn't doesn't make sense if you're still burning it just to capture it, and the technology isn't good enough, like you're

It's like yeah, but then take the amount of investment, the sweet sweet investment dollars they're going to be put into projects like this, which clearly, I would argue, hopefully not sounding too cynical, I would argue, the end motivation here is it so much taking care of the CEO two as it is like continuing to pursue old profit models while at the same time being able to get behind a podium and say like we're very excited about capturing all this carbon, you know.

Of course, and then like people feel like, well they're doing it sounds like they're doing something.

No, they're capturing it. Yeah, they're capturing. Oh is the carbon bad? They capture it. It's gonna be interesting because I know that this is going to come up during the debates. It sounds like the type of frame is that you can hear saying, we're so used to be sequestration and clean the things that clean coal. Yeah, because that used to come up a lot. This feels like the new clean coal. Yeah, absolutely, carbon carbon capture. Yeah,

All right, yeah, we'll put the CO two in jail.

You guys know about that, right, you guys saw Columbia, right, imagine that with carbon.

Yeah right, agitators exactly exactly. But yeah, it's this is this will keep going round and round and who knows, Like I mean, at that point, if if Biden and Trump ever debate, they might both be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, carbon capture. We both agree on that, and it shows you that the lobbyists did their job properly. Anyway. Joe Kuzala, thank you so much for joining us today on the

Please please honor me. You can go to Instagram and TikTok at Joe Qua Jekwa or jok jok on Twitter. Jokeozol dot com has those tour dates that Miles mentioned up top. I'll be in New York City, Saratoga, go to Memphis, Panama City, all sorts of different places very soon. And yeah, I have a If you go to my YouTube you can see all my stuff. You can find my have a half hour special in Company Central, half hour special in Helium. I've got a million sketches I've dropped,

Yeah for just a moment, and they're fun. I mean, yeah, thank you. The best way to do it. It doesn't involve ingesting poisons at all, exactly.

That's one of my one of the main tenants of my philosophy of.

Like, don't ingest poisons.

Free cup of orange juice with them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.

Orange juice is a health food, especially if it's made by minute made and has a bunch of other added to it. Ben, mister Bowlin, Oh shit, I forgot you asked you, Joe, Is there a work of media, social or otherwise that you've been enjoying you want to share?

Yes, I mean I would imagine this maybe has come up on the show before, but I really cannot stop looking and talking about the Drew Carrey tweets about the sphere or he went to see Fish. You know, Okay, I'm going.

To know what the spear is. I'm aware of Drew Carrey and Drew Carey.

Drew Carrey went to see Fish at the Sphere, and I am going to read to you guys his series. Just two tweets hashtag fish at the hashtag Sphere. I swear I just talked to God. I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender, and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this, bro. I met God tonight, for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus. No lie. And then someone replied to that and they were like, yeah, Fish, it's cool. And then he went this is where it

Yeah, but like in his own way where you're like, yeah, it's like so, I'm like, I don't know if that's a great endorsement or the most terrifying one I've ever heard.

Holy shit, certainly intense.

Yeah, and I love it.

I just think also because you just think about who Drew Carry is and how we first met Drew Carry and how we still kind of know him as the host of Price is Right, and like, you know, I'm one of the big hosts for America, and that he's going through the sphere and being like I need a pussy because I need to get fucked like this uh free thing. It's because of Fish at the sphere. I know, like, was he he must have been fucked off his face? Man, Like this feels like an acid uh oh yeah, you're

But yeah, probably like some hippie flipping probably you know, mixing you got it's probably M D M A with some kind of uh psychedelic for sure. Could you imagine if he's like a stone cold sober bro.

I was thinking maybe he just really likes jam bands.

I mean, I get people, I get that world, because those people definitely do talk like that.

But right I think you're if you do a drug test at a fish show, it's gonna be hard to find anybody. I think he was even a little bit sober.

Yeah, yeah, just even from a contact you know, you're getting contact acid highs.

Like acid fumes or somehow. But I really like appreciate the you just it feels like for a major media you're like Drew Carrey, you don't see unfiltered, like non pr combed over statements like this, Like you know, Drew wrote this like this is that dude just not worrying about the fact that he hosts prices right, that he has all these you know, jobs, that he might be afraid. He's just like, no, man, this is what I'm feeling, and I'm gonna say it. It's the tweets are still up.

He doubled down too when asked about it.

Yeah, honestly, this is great for Prices, right, because I can't remember the last time I thought about it as a show, you know, so now, hell could you?

He starts saying that shit on Prices right, He's like, folks, I really got to tell you, man, I finally know what it's like to come with a vagina. Okay. And I said that because I know I'm on CBS. I'm not going to say the word I wanted to. Okay. I had a full on vaginal orgasm watching fish at this sphere and I don't fucking need any anything else anymore. Why don't you fucking have this mic I actould be at the sphere?

Yeah, the speed away, let's read the contestants.

Yeah, let's meet our contests. So we got to go then from Yeah, Youngstown, Ohio. Come on down, Claire, all right, and I'm just sitting this fucking see skid fucking costs. She's like twenty eight. Yeah, more on that later, Claire. I'm still kind of fucked from seeing Fish at the sphere? Man. Oh yeah, Man? Have you been to the round? Claire? Yeah? I don't know the fucking sphere? Claire just like getting all fucking agro about it. You have a pussy whoa, whoa,

Yeah?

It would be.

Beat number one most popular episode of Prices.

Right, I yeah, sure? You Drew like still fucking trying to shake off the acid trip from the Spearfish Show while trying to seriously host Prices, right, because who was the dude? Oh that was a That was Josh Androwsky, Right, who did it?

He was on I was on mushrooms or acid while he was on a contestant on Prices.

Yeah, skateboarding rabbi, skateboard rabbi. Yeah, yeah, that bit's been done. I guess Ben. What about you? Where do people find you? Follow you? Hear you? And what's a work of social media or other kind of media I've been fucking with right on, right on.

Yeah. You can find me calling myself in a burst of creativity at Ben Bullen on Instagram or EXFK, Twitter, et cetera. You can also check out our shows stuff they don't want you to know and ridiculous history. You can find me hanging out with Miles and Jack on on different shows including Daily zeitguys, a piece of media I've been enjoying. And this is not this is not

Saying, right like, this is like a scam, like that's how people like in a snake oil sales or and we've never met.

Correct.

I met you the first time doctor that on Miles, so uhait that was purely coincidental. I enjoyed it. I actually sent it to some friends who live in Pittsburgh, and I was because I've got friends in communism and uh, and I was like, do you guys, Do you guys think these dudes are really from Pittsburgh.

It's Burburgh not all Sorry, it's.

My Atlantic coming out and uh and uh and they unanimously you'll be glad to hear it. They said, yes, we think they are from Pittsburgh.

Who are these arguters of Pittsburgh in pittsburghess.

That You know what, man, I'm not an expert on things, but I'm good at finding experts.

Yeah, yeah, I just I'm at the point of my life. Random numbers in Pittsburgh. Hey, hey, hey, you want to look at a guess for me?

Four one, two and then just there random?

Yeah, four on two six eight life hack.

You know, just whenever you're in those conversations, always append to the clause from earlier when you introduce yourself, just like, hey, it's me Ben from earlier. Nine out of ten times people aren't going to call you on it because they don't want to feel like they forgot someone.

Right wow, No, no, but thank you for thank you for being here, Ben. It's always a pleasure. A tweet I like, they're just the odd look, I'm look, I'm a rap fan. And right now there's an ongoing beef between a man from can Did you hear that, Kendrick? Yeah, the Kendrick Lamar tracks pretty fucking bro. You got problems with Drake because Kendrick Lamar is a better rapper than you.

Yeah, it is like releasing a mixtape called No Worries if not you know what I mean?

Yeah, exactly exactly. You can find me at Miles of Gray on Twitter and Instagram. You can also find Jack and I on the basketball podcast Miles and Jack on man Boosties and I like ninety Fiance. You can catch me on four to twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra. You can find us at Daily Szeitgeist on Twitter. We don't call that shit x ever, just like Acri, sure fucking whatever. The fuck stadium it's Heinsfield, just like Field at Honfield Staples Center. It ain't Crypto dot com arena, Okay,