Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of It's a Hard knock Zete for Us that is courtesy of Johnny Davis, followed by a bunch of mumbling Beatty beat and beat Bet bitch Daddy streaming freak damp us Dace. Don't uh that's so funny because song cops.
You're like giving up even on syllables that are made up, rather than like being wrong and strong ecstatic beings.
Never very confident. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know why. I wasn't very confident in the lyrics that I never bothered to learn and was completely wrong about.
Yeah, well, excuse me while I kissed this guy?
Yes, did you have that book from?
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The like misheard lyrics and I recover was a cartoon drawing of Jimmy Hendrix kissing somebody and it said, excuse me while I kissed this guy.
No, but it's I feel like I remember that book coming out, I just didn't have it.
It was never as good as that cover would lead you to believe. That was the best one. The rest were pretty sweaty. It was like they had three that they had actually misheard, and then the other ones they were like under presh her what.
No, yeah, space oh, ground controlled the major Tom was clown control to Mao Zedong.
Yeah, nobody thought that. Nobody thought that, y'all. Just you just like found shit that rhymed with some famous song lyrics. But there were like a couple that were actually misheard lyrics.
Like back Loser. I get how people misheard loser because I was in Spanish sore hand in the door, soy on my candy corn boys call me Albert Gord. No, that's not a stretch, and that's where you made it up. That's where you started making it up. You need cool Aid. Maybe I'm not fooling. Okay, that's a whole lot of love.
It's about kool aid commercial and it is Anyways, I'm Jack, that's Miles And this is a podcast where we just like talk about misheard song lyrics.
Yeah, man, we actually it's a.
Meta analysis of other media where they talk about misheard song lyrics. You determine whether it's bullshit or not. No, this is this is a show where we look at the what's trending and what is trending right now is Larry Sinclair, who is a convicted con artist who for years has claimed that he smoked cocaine and had sex with Barack Obama in nineteen ninety nine. Everybody wants to say he smoked crack because they're racist.
He just a record cocaine.
Yes, okay, we were doing it right, I guess yeah. But you know this person, he's been around since two thousand and eight. He came out said, yeah, this guy, this like limo driver. I asked a limo driver to put me into in touch with someone who partied. Limo driver introduced me to Barack Obama, who was like, Hey, I'm Barack Obama, Illinois State Senator, Illinois Senator Barack Obama. Let's buy some cocaine. Here's two hundred and fifty dollars.
Buy me some cocaine. I'll smoke it with you and then we'll make love and it uh so So, Tucker Carlson went, this is another another big bomb drop from Tucker Carlson's interview on the Adam Carolla podcast. This is another thing that he said which is obviously true.
He said, a guy came forward, Larry Sinclair and said, I'll sign an affid David, and he did, I'll do a lie detector and he did, and that's what led him to say obviously true.
Yeah, except he famously failed the lie detector test.
Well he took. It's just like your opinion, man, yeah, but always I don't know. It's interesting in two thousand seems like it's.
Exclusive only a story because Tucker Carlson has decided to talk about it.
Of course, because they're grasping its shit, while like the walls are imploding on Trump and like it sounds like more and more people are potentially gonna flip. But like this guy, apparently Sinclair, he said in two thousand and four he sign an affidavid claiming to be terminally ill, as he sought to have a warrant dismissed, although two decades later he seems to be alive. So he likes to sign little paper lies and do that. But hey, Tucker, a.
Legit con artist, loves getting photographed with like women in maga hats, and you know he's just he's for the party. He's still going around asking uh limo drivers to put him in touch with people who like to party, and the latest is Tucker Carlson. He likes to party. Man, He's out here just trying to get things trending on X. Have you noted like people, I feel like the media should just agree that we're not calling it X right, jud they're.
Talking about the labor like you're talking about articles where they reference it on Twitter and they're like X formally.
On Twitter, the website formerly known as Twitter.
Yeah, why are we doing every time? Just I don't know, why are we respecting this man and his dumb ideas? Just it's Twitter. I'm not gonna call it anything else because it Twitter. It like it encompasses everything that I know it to be.
X is drugs, right exactly? Okay, dark man X dark give it all right? Well, speaking of that asshole, Elon not DMX. Another asshole that the one we were talking about before him, Elon Musk says he wants to sue
the Anti Defamation League for defamation. He's basically said that they are the reason for Twitter's failing advertising revenue, which is down sixty percent, which it's, you know, but complete bullshit and doesn't seem like a thing that he could prove, but you know, he he it makes sense that he wants to believe that the Anti Defamation League is responsible
for his revenue losses. As opposed to him proudly shitting his own pants for the world to see on a daily basis, which seems to be more the more likely culprit.
It's just a weird boomerang of like it's also like all the giving not sees their accounts and ship back and the anti Semitism that proliferates on there, but then saying, but then using anti semitism to explain that anti Semitism has been fucking up the bottom line as a company. It's wild. I'm like, I'm not usually here to defend the ad.
L, but is basically a pro.
Lobby. Yeah, yeah, I mean, like it's they usually they're gonna come out first when someone deigns to say something like Israel isn't apartheid state. But in this case, you know, yeah it is true. You look at the fucking rampant like hate speech that's on Twitter. Yeah, that that that may affect things. Although I mean, all all Elon mus did was like triple down on like the worst hand, so I don't.
Yeah, he's just completely he's trippling down on policies that make it a worse place to hang out, make it a less cool place to be because it's full of just like horrifying people who have opinions that are very unattractive to the vast majority of human beings on the planet Earth. And you are a advertiser driven model. So it's not like people look to interest groups to tell
them what is the place to advertise? Right that they look to what the general population thinks about a thing, and people think you are bad at this and you should stop owning Twitter.
All my ad revenues gone. What could it have been? It was it's this group of people, or maybe it's that I fired the people who were finding ads to put on the platform because you've completely vaporized whole departments over there. There's a lot there's a lot of other things at work here. But again I don't suspect or I don't expect Elon Musk to actually come out with the objective analysis he's going to do the thing that you know excuses his shitty behavior.
Yeah, but I mean anti Semitism shot up by a whopping one hundred and five percent after he took over the platform, and then now his response to the failure caused by that is to be openly anti semitic with the ADL thing. So he's basically yeah, and I mean it is it is kind of funny because like Henry Ford, like that's that's the kind of historical corollary that people have typically used for him, that he's like this massive industrialist who controls like all these different things and you know,
has outsized power. And Henry Ford also a famous anti semi who blamed Jews for any failures that he had in business. So I mean it's kind of this is the anti semi playbook, h which just blamed Jews for your own failure.
I'm surprised. But I also so I know somebody who just got a tuzla and he said the Protocols of the Elders of Zion was pre downloaded onto the entertainment system. Yeah, as an audiobook.
Cool, all right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back, and Bill Maher's name is trending and that's never that's never a good thing. Yeah. Usually up it's usually has to do with when he makes some garbage statement on his show.
But his HBO series is shut down because of the strike, so instead he's doing something called Club Random Sorry Random Wow only on Random, which is a YouTube show that seemingly is shot at what looks to be a peer one going through a midlife crisis.
It's not great, inexplicable. It looks like shit stolen from like the old Pee Wee Herman set and was like reupholstered in the worst way. I don't know what the fuck this is.
If Pee Rman was like, you know, early nineties like hair metal lead singer, Yeah, it gives some of that mixed in with it.
I feel like, yeah, but yeah, ye had Jim Gaffigan on, Had.
Jim Gaffigan on Uh, and Uh, he's just like wearing black jeans and black T shirt, like yeah, chilling, you know, being being a bad boy. And he talked about how he loves his writers, which is never good for what's going to come next because then he says, but the WGA's demands are kookie. Oh, they kind of believe that you're owed a living as a writer and you're not. Is that so guy who relies on them to say the things? Because without your writers, bill, you would just say.
The most fun islamophobic bull ship.
And I mean, like the stuff he says is already bad, and that's with writers, Like, yeah, he really, uh is the most writer constructed comedian that I am aware of, because he's yeah, every time he gets gets clear of his writers, it's it's a real mess.
Right. Yeah.
Comedian is a technical term, I guess. Yeah, sure, he has comedy specials, so we will call him a comedian. But I feel like when I picture him, it's him saying to the audience, what, oh, come on, what oh? Oh, you're too sensitive. I'm sorry, and like that's that's his mode of comedy, is saying bad ship that nobody likes and isn't funny, and then going, oh, I'm sorry, do I offend you.
I'm sorry that I imply and side against the group of people. I'm sorry that upset you. You can go back to your frozen dinners now, okay.
Yeah, but really the worst like just the because he gives he like makes good ideas look so bad.
Oh totally totally.
But back during the two thousand and seven strike, he again there's a pattern here, proclaimed I love my writers and then went on a rant about witch hunts and threats from the union, and then he likened the strike to the invasion of a.
Rock Oh no, sir, Okay, sure, yeah, good, great take, great take.
So his writers have spoken up and been like, well, actually, like, so, first of all, thank you for everything because writing for you, like we are paid extremely well because you are notoriously the most difficult person to work with. Just a nightmare. And there's also a conan writer who talked about how Bill Maher was a guest and insisted he'd not be spoken to by hair and makeup and also requested that there be no skin to skin contact with the people doing his hair and makeup.
Oh good mind, nobody wants to touch your gray turkey meat skin. Yeah but okay, Bill, Yeah, cool cool?
Oh what what did I offend you.
By your skin? I don't like to be touched on the face by people who make less than you know, four hundred thousand dollars.
No eye contact? Is that so hard to understand? New rule? You can't make eye contact with me?
Okay? Such a fucking Weirdoh that's awesome that this this talk show set for his YouTube. It's such a such an l on its face. Like looking at it, it it looks like some guys like weird, like you say, midlife crisis shack or like art that isn't hung, it's just like sitting on the floor a table that's between the two chairs that's entirely too crammed with what looks like like a whiskey decanter or something.
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, no, it's a he's a People also point out, like, just look at his Twitter, which I don't know when you do. Most of his shit is just like being offensive while not being like funny in any way. Yeah, and that's that's who he is without writers. Oh Bill, sorry, ah Bill, ah Bill?
All right?
Uh o.
A n has settled lawsuit with a Dominion employee. They're they're not off the hook with Dominion just yet, but it's just fun to see, like, just see this company face con sequences repeatedly. So they settled a defamation lawsuit brought by a Domingion employee, Eric Komer, for an undisclosed amount, and Newsmax previously settled with Coomer back in twenty twenty one.
They've done this what you said said, they've already done this with him that it's like another one.
Yeah, I love that this time News last time.
Oh oh sorry, Newsmax.
Right, yeah, they are separate, they are different, yes, but it began with allegations made on a podcast where a right wing activist told the host that Komber was part of an anti foot conference call in which he told them he would rig the election. I love the idea of an anti fuck conference call.
That's a sick name for a podcast, the Antifa conference conference call.
That's a great people.
I love that. And he said, you just rigged the election. That's what he said. That's what he said. It was on an Antifa conference call. What do you want me to do? Hey? This is Eric?
Is is this Antifa?
Yeah?
Hey, I just wanted to check in. Would it be helpful if I rigged the election? Are you guys?
Go on? I love that. The quote was quote, don't worry about the election. Trump is not going to win. I made fucking sure of that.
Uh huh.
Antifa? Okay, did you guys like that? Antifa? Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you?
Hey Antifa? Yeah, Antifa here, yeah, hey, it's coomer uh ah, Trump's not gonna win. Don't worry about it. Me a voting machine employee made sure that it's he's not gonna win. Yeah. I mean, they're they're just bad writers. Like it's bad fiction.
Writing is you know is And I don't know if this goes in the podcast, but is there a show where you you published, like you take out ads and papers and say that this is the number for Antifa to get people to call who are like these like right wing losers, and you huck up and you're like, yeah, Antifa, uh you got, well, what's going on? Whatever you want?
Man?
What do you want to do? Man? You want to rig an election? We got all, we're doing it all. What do you need? You want to get somebody fired for? Because they're not being woken up. That's what we do here.
Okay, we're anti fascists, so we yeah, that's what we do. We re elections. You want us to beat some people up, Yeah, that's what we're here for. Just random people, just.
Randoms, catching strays.
All right, should we go out on a little little victory for labor? Yeah. In New York, the state has banned the union busting tool of captive audience meeting.
Yay, that's the thing where employers get the workers together and force them to sit through a show and tell of union busting bullshit, where basically these like union busting hitmen, or if they call them consultant labor consultants or whatever the euphemistic term is, and just try and scare the fuck out of them. And that's why you don't want to unionize. Okay, Jeff Begos loves you, so thank you. Any other questions, good, goodly.
There's videos where people like lose an arm and then turn to the camera and and that's why you don't want to union sack.
If only somebody had told me. But yeah, good to see. Uh, these are the kinds of things that that are the tools that have been used time since time immemorial by capitalists. So yeah, I guess that's one less tactic they can use to basically just again try to scare the fuck out of workers who are just trying to advocate for their own rights.
So yeah, good, good, good, All right, Well, those are some of the things that are trending on this Wednesday afternoon. Don't worry, we will get to the guy who shiit an airplane on tomorrow's full episode. We felt like we needed a full episode to deal with the trust me. Yeah, well we'll get to it.
Don't worry, folks, I know you're all clambering, but uh, it's coming. Don't yeah, get out your clam boat and don't be clambering, clambering.
We we are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye,