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Everything Is Grimace, RFK Kinda Cooked? 06.21.24

Jun 21, 20241 hr 8 minSeason 343Ep. 4
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Speaker 1

There's an artist in Arizona. He's gorgeous. I don't get mad when like great artists also look like models.

Speaker 2

Just look amazing.

Speaker 1

I think his name is Mark man Geori. He paints these amazing landscapes. I'm talking like the clouds Monument valley, like old cowboys.

Speaker 2

Oh there's Jesus. Yeah, it's like, yeah, did these sunsets are like making my eyes I know.

Speaker 1

But he does the mustache with the little of this and you know, he wears like the wide brimmed hat and you're like, oh, you're fucking gorgeous.

Speaker 3

How fuck you?

Speaker 2

Oh you know what?

Speaker 1

You know what?

Speaker 2

Fuck you bro? Yeah, yeah, this guy's like ripped too, man, fuck you, fuck you.

Speaker 1

Damn.

Speaker 2

There's some cool stuff here.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

I feel the light. It's crazy because it's like not creative, it's just so realistic that it blows your fucking mind.

Speaker 4

Just look at the sunlight, those clouds feeling breathe. Yeah, I know, this guy's hot. So annoyed.

Speaker 2

How does he get fucking hair like that too? Like that that's a that's a wig. That's like a fucking sex in the city character. You know what I mean exactly, I'm boning this od artist Mark Majory. His arms are like goddamn fucking tanker trucks.

Speaker 1

And bracelet and my my bandana, your apartment.

Speaker 2

I know, right, He's like, oh this, He's like, I was given this by a medicine.

Speaker 5

Man.

Speaker 2

You're like, all right, dude, we.

Speaker 3

Get it.

Speaker 2

By medicine.

Speaker 6

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hello, oh the Internet, And welcome to Season three forty three, Episode four of Daily Like Guys Say, production of iHeart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness. That it is Friday, June twenty first, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, okay, of course, it's National Day of.

Speaker 6

The Gone Bang a gonge?

Speaker 2

Is that it? Or bang?

Speaker 1

Get it?

Speaker 2

Is it? Gone? Yeah? Bang gone? Yeah, bang that shit. It's also National Smoothi Days, National Arizona Day's, National take your Dog to Work Day, National Selfie Day, Go Skateboarding Day, National Daylight Appreciation Day, and guess what, for all the people who like real fine cuts of beef, It's also National Lug You for you. Yeah.

Speaker 6

Yeah, don't go ride a skateboard if you're over the age of I don't know, let's say thirty, unless you like already ride a skateboard, in which case you probably don't need a special day to tell you. But yeah, I just meet like, I'm not a I'm not a skateboard guy. I'm trying to, you know, get the latest dope from the kids at the.

Speaker 2

High school and turning my hat around backwards. Uh huh.

Speaker 6

But I just like meet a lot of middle aged people who are like, I broke my ankle, tried skateboarding with my kids or.

Speaker 2

Something like that. Yeah.

Speaker 6

It feels like a very common way to I think though, too, because like if you skated when you were younger, it's easier to trick yourself and be like, yeah, give me.

Speaker 2

The fucking board and you get on it and you're like, wait, see some sick moves. My center of gravity is completely different than when I was thirteen.

Speaker 6

My ankle tendons are made of spider web now, yeah, so this should make me.

Speaker 2

More made Like that, you know, when you know, when rubber bands get really old and you stretch the bac my tendons are.

Speaker 6

You can like actually hear the rubber bands crackling, you know, the old when you put an old pair of underwear on, you're like, oh, that elastic just when that's my tendons.

Speaker 2

Yeah, let me just.

Speaker 6

Stretch out here. Hear that crackle. That means I'm ready. That means I'm gonna be good at this.

Speaker 3

All right.

Speaker 6

My name's Jack O'Brien aka Raccoons as Monsters aho at his courtesy of zach n Coos. Another ran on this on this special Van Full show. That is in reference to the fact that I think raccoons are terrifying monsters and we should acknowledge it. They will fuck you up if you are a crow. I'm thrilled to be joined as always.

Speaker 2

By my co host mister Miles Grass Miles Greg a.

Speaker 7

Tig time and slow it down cause November's new tig time. And slow it down because we need to heal from stop to steal. I'm half the man I used to be christ Conserving.

Speaker 2

Is wanna stare alize me?

Speaker 1

All right?

Speaker 2

Shout out to Snarfola on the discord. Had to figure out what the end of that was gonna be. But yeah, love a bit of what is that STP We call that s TP baby, Yeah, yeah, yeah, creepy.

Speaker 6

It was like that everybody came out with the same voice at the same time.

Speaker 2

Yeah, but this was more heroin. Yeah, yeah, he was on a little more, a little more heroin.

Speaker 6

The real deal, Miles. We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by one of our favorite guests, one of the funniest stand ups doing it. You know him from Bob's Burgers the NFL Network. You can hear him every week co hosting the hip podcast Dumb Peopletown with the squar Brothers his new specialist Rose Gold. It's available on YouTube right now. You better go listen to it. Please welcome me hilarious the talented Daniel Van.

Speaker 1

See.

Speaker 2

Since I last time you were on you were giving us dispatches from the airport, I think.

Speaker 6

Yeah, you got stuck in the airport, and so.

Speaker 1

You guys let me freelance for you. The amount of times I would do like from the front lines where the lines are just like very easy to step over, Like yeah, yeah, the like just everyday front lines of me talking to people while I'm traveling. I would submit to you whenever you wanted, even if you didn't use it.

Speaker 2

Yeah, okay, just for our personal closes.

Speaker 1

It was so much fun.

Speaker 2

That was so fun.

Speaker 6

Yeah, that was what the story that day was about. Like checks mixed prices fluctuating across the country. Uh, in airports, and you gave us some first hand accounts.

Speaker 2

Yeah, some people he also talked to.

Speaker 6

You talked to a pilot who sounded like very zanned out, like eating a couple us. I'd taken a trip to Zanza Bar. Yeah, and I was. I was worried for your safety.

Speaker 1

But I don't know if you guys don't know if used that. Yeah, you want your pilot like low keyed out on substances.

Speaker 2

I want my pilot.

Speaker 6

I want my pilot low key but cocky, like I want him to walk into the room like tossing an apple up and like you know, like talk, Yeah, yeah, hitting off his elbow, grabbing it like low key, like unflappable. But I don't want him to sound like medically induced tomatos.

Speaker 1

Yes, yes, which is why I'm saying. That's why I'm saying flight because Denzel was drunk, but he's still Denzel.

Speaker 6

He was like he's like I'm an roller. Yeah yeah, No, he was cool. He was He was cool, and he was a good pilot. That's the damn thing about that movie is Fuck. I wouldn't mind having that guy generally, not for drunk people flying plane that I'm in?

Speaker 1

How many?

Speaker 2

I mean, I know it sort of imitates real life because you always hear about how like, you know, pilot's fucking party. But do you think that gave some pilots like an example to kind of stop doing drugs and ship to be like, bro, what about Denzel Man?

Speaker 6

If the FAA saw uptick in like applications to be a pilot after the movie Flake came out, they should have just been like, shut it all down, man, we've got we've got a problem here.

Speaker 1

What you do?

Speaker 2

I mean, I used to work on Wall Street, Man, but I'm used to flying.

Speaker 1

Dude. You know I've already got a substance abuse problem.

Speaker 2

I just don't fly. Yeah, you trained me up.

Speaker 6

I am a PlayStation the tip of the spear here, baby.

Speaker 1

It's the opposite of the top gun effect.

Speaker 2

Yeah, exactly. It was a beneffect.

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh, just the uptick and people who joined.

Speaker 2

Yeah, right, and.

Speaker 6

That was a good thing for the Air Force, where we're saying this would probably presumably be bad for Maybe that's what's going on. Boeing should put that out that what happened is just an upswing and yeah, fucked up pilot.

Speaker 2

Pilot pilots are fun up. That's where the door blew off the fuselage, Denzel. That, honestly, somehow would be some ship that would be said.

Speaker 6

Yeah, all right, Dangel, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking about today. We're going to talk about some polls, some polling that might make you feel good, some polling that might make you feel bad. Yeah, we can't get too excited.

Speaker 2

We don't leave the polls there. Ye, leave the polls there, but we will talk about them.

Speaker 6

We will look at them and tell you what we see while leaving them there. We'll talk about RFK Junior. He has not qualified for the CNN debate. He's like mathematically eliminated from the election already based on this, right, I mean mathematically, And that is his response to any scientific argument. We'll talk about a bullshit map. It purports

to tell you the top states for conspiracy theorists. It really tells you seems to be where people who go to a betting website think that most conspiracy theorists are the very strange. Journalism is dead. This is like a new version of.

Speaker 2

The the what is it?

Speaker 6

Thirty eight days from what? What was the Memorial Day?

Speaker 1

Dog Jack?

Speaker 2

Don't sorry, I shouldn't have done it. Now I'm going to have to read it to fucking Daniel.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 6

Anyways, this is like a new version of that, the polling version of that.

Speaker 2

We'll talk about that.

Speaker 6

We'll talk about age six eight weeks anyway.

Speaker 2

So I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 6

And people who listen but like not every day, I don't might not know what the fuck we're talking about.

Speaker 2

But and that's okay, because that is what I'm talking about half the time.

Speaker 6

But yes, the AI and uh, the Internet has broken journalism is.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're just nonsensical things being written. And yeah, I think it's because we're in this like liminal space where we're like it's things are probably go like seventy percent AI that I'm still kind of getting used to what AI writing is and I need to get used to it quick.

Speaker 6

All of that plenty more. But first, Daniel van Kirk, we do like to ask our guests, what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 1

PJ Burn demolition Man. Okay, go on now, PJ Burn, if you're unfamiliar. First of all, you're not unfamiliar one of the like ultimate. I think I know this person from movies. Ever, he has like over one hundred credits, been working forever. He's uh. If you watch Babylon starting my Penthal's co host Roskovel. If you watch Babylon, he plays the assistant when they're trying to like they've just started introducing sound into making movies, and he loses his mind.

It's a it is an award worthy performance. Oh yeah, yeah, but he has been forever. He's in the Boys. He's on the show of the Boys. Yep. So I was up on my cabin in Wisconsin watching a VHS of Demolition Man, and I swear to God, that's PJ. Now I could find this out. I could have Rory text him, but he's not credited. I just don't. And I know that that's like mid nineties, which would be a long time. Yeah, J, he was just a long time ago. Maybe he's maybe

he's eighteen, maybe he's twenty. It looks just like him. So I tried to Google and find out if it is PJ. Barn it is. I think it's when Wesley Snipe says Teddy Bears or whatever, and like that's the code to get out of the handcuffs when he's up for a cryoparol. Oh ok. And then they're like freaking out and then they think they've salt like they think, oh, we we've stopped his car. Everything's fixed. I think you see PJ. Then in that whole sequence of we haven't had a murder in forty years.

Speaker 2

It's actually a murder death kill. Yeah, but yeah, yes, yeah, wow, Okay, now I'm gonna watch now I want to know.

Speaker 1

So it's a pee can do? Why and where and what created that search in my history?

Speaker 2

If you yeah, just something you keep just you know, you don't really share with everybody's like, you know, I had an uncredited role in Demolition Man, but you know right, I don't want to get people off fucking losing their shit. Yeah, I might be unable to keep that one under my hat.

Speaker 1

Ask me about Demolition Man.

Speaker 6

Oh you mean Demolition Man co starring me? Yeah, me and Sandy b.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

What's that old taco bell cup you have?

Speaker 8

Oh?

Speaker 2

This it's a promo from the nineties film Demolition Man.

Speaker 6

Here's you being leaking. It's mostly disintegrated.

Speaker 2

Yeah, well it's paper. I mean, I guess they don't really last more than like maybe.

Speaker 1

Did you guys know or do you remember that comic com I don't know. Could have been twenty seventeen, could have been twenty nineteen, I don't know. But they they made the Demolition Man taco bell like it was like a hoop up Demolition Man taco back.

Speaker 2

I remember.

Speaker 1

It was wonderful. Yeah, but it's still a taco bell. You know. They didn't go full like yeah, because the one in the movies like a Michelin.

Speaker 2

Playing piano. Yeah, to entertain the guests. Yes, yeah, that was wild.

Speaker 6

What a film? Agreed, Yeah, we're worth going back and watching. As Miles Is pointed out a couple of times, the director of Demolition Man is, yeah, like a very famous.

Speaker 2

Like artist, visual artist, visual artist.

Speaker 6

Who you know you see in the most famous museums, And he directed exactly one Hollywood movie and was like, well, I hate this, but here's demolition of art and then I'm going to go back to making actual art. And uh you kind of get that going back and watching it. At the time, I think we all were just sold. Were like, this is like the stallone version of Last Action Hero or something, which I know a lot of people still ride for Last Action Hero, but they.

Speaker 2

Yeah, they do.

Speaker 6

And I did not like it when I saw it.

Speaker 2

Freaked me out. The main dude with the axe who had like the grimy teeth and like the yellow rain slicker, he always freaked me out.

Speaker 6

Well, and that was it was supposed to be like satirizing action movies.

Speaker 2

But that's not a bad guy from an action.

Speaker 6

Movie, like a axe wielding Yeah, a horror movie.

Speaker 2

I feel like they didn't made a reference to like another movie, like some of the other characters were. Yeah, just like from Amidais.

Speaker 1

That's right.

Speaker 6

I just wish they had made more Amideis references. My it's my main note.

Speaker 2

What what's something you think is underrated? Daniel?

Speaker 1

You know I'm gonna go I had to. I don't say both. I'm gonna go with refrigerator sandwiches.

Speaker 2

Okay, oh, like something that's in a refrigerated case.

Speaker 1

Well, yes, oh sort of. That is a version one. I have a sandwich that I like to travel with because it holds up well. It's from Jersey Mics. It's the like club the like turkey ham and bacon but you just you get it with Swiss cheese and mayo. You don't you can't have any produce on it, because you might have to buy this the day before you fly out, like the night before, and then you're taking

it the next day. I realized recently I like that sandwich better in that version because something about refrigerating it, and since you don't have tomatoes and let us a lot of stuff, it holds up well and it actually makes the sandwich better than when I eat it directly from the store or at the store.

Speaker 2

So you're saying, we're not going MIC's way. There's no juices.

Speaker 1

You can't handle that. If it's an airport, it's an airplane sandwich.

Speaker 2

Just taking a MIC's jersey, Mike's Mike's way. If you take it home from the sword the house, the sandwich is already just a yeah. The bread is Google. Yeah, you gotta fork and night chunk that, which is why I eat it in the car.

Speaker 1

Okay while, but then it also got me thinking, I think a peanut you can always get to make toast and do a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yeah, yea yeah. But the inverse of that is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of the refrigerator, which does happen a lot. Again at airports, I travel a lot. Yeah, so I do enjoy a slightly chilled refrigerator BAB and jet PB and JAY. Yeah, I think it is aesthetic. Yeah, I love the toast versions.

Speaker 2

I can't push against that.

Speaker 6

I have a very specific PB and J. This is the one that my dad made my lunches as a kid, and he so I have a preference for slightly smashed peanut butter and jells sandwiches that have been refrigerated overnight. Yes, and he would put the peanut butter on both sides of the bread and then a big glop of jelly in the middle. And there's just like something about that combo. I'm sure it's just that I had it when in my eating nostalgia.

Speaker 2

Yeah. Yeah, it was the manifestation of a father's love. Yeah, exactly, But I think that maybe. And then I gotta give it a good fucking punch after I make mine, I ask the sandwich if it's proud of me. Yeah, that the bread SAGGI again, what happened? It's not tears. I don't know what the hell was going on with the

fridge sums up in there? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, I like when I travel, there's a spot in Pasadena that that's like that does like this Italian sandwich where they only make one sandwich and you can't order it anyway, Like they just have a pile of them and you grab them and they're perfect because it's just cheese, a little of olive oil and then different like Italian meats and that ship you can like put in your pocket and like fucking run America.

Speaker 8

Good.

Speaker 2

It's like fantasy.

Speaker 6

The Italian is my favorite, like just grabbing stash sandwich for some reason, even I'll take it with a little bit of of wetness if the bread is right, you know, if it has if the heartbread is not going to just dissolve, if the bread abides, dude, exactly, man. But yeah, that's refrigerator sandwiches. The best they make. America runs on refrigerated sandwiches.

Speaker 2

It does. What's what's something you think is overrated?

Speaker 1

The VIP area?

Speaker 2

Oh, I think tell them you live, tell them how you live?

Speaker 1

TVK how many times because I've we've been to this, You've been doing things like oh we have this area. Few you guys actually over there and you'll like be at a club or a bar or whatever. And as a person who I don't frequent the VIP area, I'm not of the lev but but oftentimes people the VIP area, they're like, if you want to get in and be a part of the party and have fun, you have

to go out into gen pop. Right. Yeah. So it's like people pay these tables or do these bottle service just to like stand there and not really be a part of the party. But if you do decide, if they're like, what have you do this for, let's be a part of the party, Well then you realized that you didn't need the VIP area.

Speaker 2

No, what you wanted was a place to sit, which I can understand.

Speaker 1

But oftentimes if I need to get out, just sitting somewhere in these lights and music is I will want to have stepped outside for a minute anyway, right right, right, And that's the greatest VIP area of all outside.

Speaker 6

The out of doors God's VIP area.

Speaker 1

Nature Gya Gaya nailed it. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2

No, yeah, the VIPs I mean cause it's it's it's wild, how different like when back when, back when I was going to clubs in the early odds, the ship was there was maybe only a couple VIP tables, and it was mostly still a like a place you got fucking gnarly,

sweaty dancing and ship and then you left. And it's interesting to see how over time, like the flex culture has taken over even the like spaces that were just meant to get like sweaty and dancing, where it's like now it's like forty percent fucking tables or fifty percent tables and no one dances and it's just to be seen. And that's like where I feel like so old. I'm like, damn, my gody.

Speaker 1

But like I think about this too. It's like in Vegas, right, if you're living that VIP life, you probably like when I go to Vegas, I'm there to sort of run them up with the peasants. We're all peasants running around freaking out. So like I want to go to the pool at the Flamingo and just people watch while drinking Miami. Yeah, yeah, he in the sphere. No, if you're like VIP lifestyle, you're like, oh, we got a room and it has its own pool, Well that's gonna be the most boring pool in Vegas.

Speaker 6

Right, yeah, so what's Yeah, hey, guy, I worked coming over, Yeah.

Speaker 1

Guy, I work with who I flew here with. And now it's just me and him in this pool, in this room. We pick.

Speaker 2

I got P.

Speaker 6

B and J over there in the in the fridge, in the fridge and it's in fridge actually, so it's still pretty hard, right.

Speaker 1

But like you get a great room, like the room has its own pool, and I'm like, yeah, but I'm in Vegas. This isn't the pool I want to be yet.

Speaker 2

Yeah, right, yeah, for sure. It gives me syphilis, Yes, I give it right back.

Speaker 8

Right.

Speaker 2

I want I want someone to say, you didn't open your eyes underwater there, did you? And then you go why what? What's wrong? Oh?

Speaker 1

I can already see it?

Speaker 2

Yeah yeah, No, I don't agree. I don't.

Speaker 6

I don't really do VIP areas the times, the very few times that I've encountered, I feel like there are two types of VIP areas. They're the ones that are like kind of off to the back, and then they're the ones that are like in the center of everything, right to be to look at me, be, the look at me vi P area that feels like so desperate and thirsty to be in that YA area, Like that's embarrassing to be in a VIP area that's like in the middle of the whole thing.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, Like, what the fuck are we doing?

Speaker 1

Can I saw a question you guys really quick?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 1

Have you seen any like lately in your life or just on the internet, Like when they do bottle service at a club that's like what they're riding on the signs as they walk out, like holding you know, sometimes it just says like happy birthday again or whatever. But I've seen recently where they're so like left field and hilarious, Like they're walking out and the sign says, she's not going to text you back. They're walking out and the sign says it's just paper right like they're they're they've

become like meme boards and they're hilarious. And I always wonder does the club do that or is that what the person requested when they ordered the bottle? Because I don't ordered a bottle. I have no idea how this works.

Speaker 6

I Hey, I'm gonna pay you one thousand dollars for a single bottle of booze?

Speaker 2

Could you roast me?

Speaker 6

Well? You bring it out to me. Could you just absolutely rinse me in front of all these people. I'm so desperate to impressed.

Speaker 2

I'm sorry, that's so cool. This So the smearknoff is one thousand dollars for a seven to fifty mil Yeah, yeah, okay, I guess I'll take that. Then that's the cheapest one. Yeah. Do we get orange juice with that for seventy eight bucks?

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

I was in Japan recently for a friend's wedding and at the at the end of their wedding, like it was very low key, like a just super chill wedding, like it wasn't a huge affair, and afterwards the bride and groom were like, we kind of want to go dancing, So like me and a few of our other friends, we'd like, we didn't get them a gift because they're like, you guys traveled all the way here, please don't get

us gifts. But we're like old and we went to a club and we're like, I kind of need to sit down, dude, Like I'm not young enough to want to be up in it right now, Like I'd rather just sit off to the side. Luckily bottles in like Japan were not expensive, So like between the six of us, we're like, all right, if we all put in like eighty bus, like we can all sit down. And we did that, and the funny part was they go, oh,

where are you guys from America? So when the bottle came out, they had like sparklers and they were just waving American flags and.

Speaker 9

Ship and I was like, no, no, no, no no, we don't got to do all that.

Speaker 2

But then like the people next to us are like Australia. Then they brought an Australian flag out and they're making it rain napkins and ship like. It was just very then the sparklers, and at that point I was like, see this is why I'm I'm. The only way came body, when it comes to.

Speaker 6

It, drink any liquid is if it has a sparkler and an American flag. And it got to yeah, the only way I can wet my whistle.

Speaker 1

That's how your dad made your lunch.

Speaker 2

That's fine exactly. It goes go back to my childhood. All right, let's.

Speaker 6

Uh, let's take a quick break and then we'll get into some news.

Speaker 3

We'll be right back, and we're back.

Speaker 6

We're back, and so we're we're mainly talking about this because the news is talking about this, and this is the ship charts, the zeitgeist. Everybody from this point forward will be periodically freaking out about some poles.

Speaker 2

Yeah, and look at I mean, yeah.

Speaker 6

We've seen Trump's first uh slip in the polls kind of Yeah, He's been in the lead for the entirety of this year.

Speaker 2

Yeah, this year basically.

Speaker 6

Yeah, so what does this mean, Miles, We're gonna go to Myles, our resident. So I wasted a few few years of my life doing this electoral politics. Shit realized I just wanted to make funnies on YouTube.

Speaker 2

But I'm back at the board and yeah, like we said, Trump is pretty healthily not healthy. I mean, like by the margin of error led you know, Biden and at times up to five points. But the Biden hasn't led Trump in the Fox News poll since October of last year. And that was until this week when the latest edition of the results came out that he was ahead two points and March Trump was ahead five points. So like it's been sort of on a downward trend in the

Fox News poll. Obviously, like we're saying, these aren't any indication of what's going to happen. It's merely just like what's happening with this group of us, Like maybe fifteen hundred people paid interve you know, they poll.

Speaker 6

How those thirty four felonies playing right now with people who answer polls.

Speaker 2

This was the first poll since the thirty four felony convictions, and so some people were like, oh, look the felonies. Fox News are like, ah, it's probably that like Biden is getting credit for the economy, and also because he was mean to immigrants about you know, like prohibiting asylum

seekers from entering, that's maybe helping him out. And maybe that's true, But I think it's probably just I think it's more about Trump excitement waning than Biden excitement increasing, because at the end of the day, like the people who are gonna show up for Trump are gonna show

up either way. But I think it's maybe because some Independence may have been like we well, thirty four felonies isn't great, because now Biden actually had a nine point swing in his direction with Independence if you compare it to May. I think that's where you see maybe the felonies playing out. Sure, but yeah, again, when it comes to like Trump like, people are still going to the rallies,

people are still handing over their money to him. So from that standpoint, it seems like things are moving pretty close. And again, this has been so the polls have been so fucking close. There's nothing that really indicate that either person can run away with it. It's gonna be very close.

And if anything, I think, you know, from from all we're seeing, there's just there's a little bit more energy being put into the GOP candidate at the moment, whether it's like the excellent money going in or maybe just the amount of the way they're priming the base to reject anything but a Trump victory because that is already like they are there. They got those batteries fully charged

on it. I don't know, we'll see what happens. I mean, if if Trump loses, obviously something gonna have something happen, right, and who knows he I mean that in all likelihood he might just win outright without any fuckery. So it's a bit alarming, but either way.

Speaker 1

Probably Okay said, but we're probably in for another like five day election day like we were.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it's so close. Yeah, I don't think anyone because we don't have our shit together like other countries where they're like, all right, we've counted the votes.

Speaker 6

Like yeah here in other countries, yeah, that's just how it works.

Speaker 2

We don't. We haven't figured that that out quite yet.

Speaker 6

And there there has to be a reason we haven't figured that out quite yet, Like it's somebody's best interest for that not to have been figured out.

Speaker 1

I'm sure you spent two days on this. But also, isn't this the first poll since electric Battery Shark Paradox?

Speaker 6

Yeah, that was Electric Battery Shark Paradox was actually the second time he said that. It was just it's just happened to like get a little more pick up.

Speaker 1

This time.

Speaker 6

He's done exact same speech like eight months.

Speaker 1

Oh that's in the prompter. Yeah, I mean it's in his head.

Speaker 2

Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1

But here's the thing I wonder though about that, and it just to seriously tie it back into the polls. I feel like there's a lot of people at Trump rallies that are leaving the rally the same way like we left ant Man in the Wasp, Like we left like we left like Phase four Marvel, Yeah, like we walked up being like I don't was that.

Speaker 2

That was good.

Speaker 6

That was good, Dan, that was was good.

Speaker 2

It was like it was just.

Speaker 1

Like I'm glad we went. I love going to the movies with you.

Speaker 6

But yeah, obviously he's a obviously, like obviously George Lucas is a gen in that movie was awesome, But I think you're right that there were like some things that were obviously it was and obviously, but it was just like there was something like a little bit weird.

Speaker 1

But like we both agree we aren't leaving this movie the way we left Infinity War, Like we know that, like we're oh, yeah, I wont say that. I'm willing to say that. But so I wonder if they are sort of like walking back to their wagon ns and like saying like, I don't that's a.

Speaker 6

Little different, right, Like well, yeah, we were interviews with people walking back to their wagon ears from Trump's speeches, just being like, so, like, what what do you guys think?

Speaker 1

And I wonder if that's coming through in the polls a little bit of like I like people aren't as decided or they don't want to answer. I don't know, but like it has to be on some level some people, and there's I'm not saying are're going to vote for him, but in.

Speaker 2

The polling they're a little bit watered down, right, I mean that's why, Like I just think of like when you look at the rallies, they are different, you know, like they're not saying that, they're not doing memory. It used to be like they're gonna do lock up. Yeah, they're gonna do drain the swamp. They're gonna do build the wall. They're gonna scream it. They haven't said it

at like, I don't. I think one of the last couple, like you, we haven't even heard those like usual chance, Like it's just you know, the normal like USA or like you know, you know, bullshit or whatever the fuck they want to scream out can and And again I think that's also because like the the actual substance of

his rallies is completely different. Like he was on this whole populous thing in twenty sixteen and you're like, oh, look at this, Like build the wall is actually something a lot of people are like huge, and he's articulated it into this like simple slogan and it from like talk radio. Yeah, like talk radio callers, yeah exactly, and everyone's like yeah, actually, hell yeah, drain the swamp. They're like, hell exactly. And now they're like, are we this fuck it? No? No, no, no,

it's fine. This this is okay. But I think also because like it went from being talking about the potential things that were like the misgivings of the electorate and have just been replaced with his own personal like revenge fantasies and grievances that he just yells at them about and they're like all right. He's like, you know, it's just a witch hunt, you know, folks. And they're like, right, you're.

Speaker 1

Enemy too, there, your enemy too.

Speaker 2

Yeah, get you you have a hulup. A lot of people do have hoop I have hooloops.

Speaker 1

And you're like, I don't wait what wait what I didn't get Why.

Speaker 2

Are we talking about some more racism? Yeah, yeah, I'll get to it. I'll get to it.

Speaker 6

And to judge, he looks like an angel, but he like.

Speaker 1

An angel, walks like an angel. He just starts singing the song.

Speaker 6

What he literally said, the angel, the judge looks like an It was so confusing, but yeah, he's mainly focused on personal agrievents. Hopefully that's enough to distract people. There's there was like this new York Times article that freaked me out a little bit, where they were like, so the people, the low visibility voters, the low like the voters who'd don't usually vote essentially in primaries and in

mid terms, they used to always go Democrat. And so this is why the Republican's whole strategy, like during W. Bush's presidential elections and all those times, was to suppress

voter turnout. And now they're saying that like the like Trump wins those people by like fourteen percentage points, and I think this explains also, like why he I don't know, Like the thing that's scary to me is if the election was held today, even if Biden is up by a couple percentage points, like Biden and Hillary Clinton were up big on Trump in the polling heading into both elections,

and he always overperforms the polling. So I don't think it's ever enough to be like, yeah, there he's Biden's doing great in the polls because Trump.

Speaker 2

Always he just has.

Speaker 6

He's very popular and motivating to a lot of people who don't answer polls or usually vote. So that's that's what's making me feel like ship yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2

We got plenty of reasons, got plenty of reasons. We got plenty of reasons to feel like shit. But I mean, I wouldn't say that there's no policy talk because he does typically just be like, and there won't be taxes for anyone.

Speaker 1

How do you find whatever?

Speaker 2

Yeah, we're gonna kill the sharks, and we will.

Speaker 1

And I'm not gonna do it. I'm not taxing shirks.

Speaker 5

I've never been a fan West Side Story, the Dream somewhere somewhere, and I saw history. A lot of people said, don't see it. I saw it, read them a reno. God bless her. Too bad, she's gone. A lot of people think she's alive.

Speaker 2

She's alive, she's gone. They buried her like they like, but buried Duma.

Speaker 1

But buried Duma. And he took a sword.

Speaker 2

He lied about having a lot of people lie about whether.

Speaker 1

They sell their swords. It's such a fun.

Speaker 2

He's just mad. Gabbitt, Yeah, yeah, amazing. All right.

Speaker 6

We have another poll that I would give about as much credence as the ones we were just talking about. This one is a map that shows the top states for conspiracy theorists. I'm seeing it get passed around. I'm seeing it like pick up some traction. And so the big headline, like the top of the list was Florida, Texas, and California least conspiracy theory centric states, Maryland, Rhode Island, Hawaii, and North Dakota. But there are just a few caveats

to this, like for starters. This information comes from the sports website odds Pedia, who for some reason launched a study into conspiracy theories instead of just offering predictions for NFL win totals.

Speaker 1

And if you go to oddspedia dot com right now and enter DVK at checkout, they will match your conspiracy to conspiracies.

Speaker 2

That's right. I'm also like, also they go, what California, Texas, and Florida the most populous states in America?

Speaker 1

Like what else are you saying in that order?

Speaker 2

Like?

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 6

The map was also created using a poll that asked people which states they believe is which state they believe is most likely to have the most conspiracy theorists.

Speaker 2

So it's a poll of people's guest speaking about other people about other people. Yeah, because you know, if there's one thing I know, well, it's people that aren't me or in my immediate community.

Speaker 1

So the actual map is here's a map of the states where Americans think most conspiracy theorists are.

Speaker 2

Yes, And isn't that isn't that fascinating?

Speaker 6

Yeah, it's like the dark states are California, Yuh, Texas, Florida, New York.

Speaker 2

It is literally the population centers. Yeah, then Illinois, Ohio, like Pennsylvania. We're going in order of them, actually, is it? Yeah? Oh look at you.

Speaker 1

Wow, you guys got your over Probably what people think about us at odds when they go to oddspedia dot com. Yeah, and my own you got an onion. But wouldn't you say, wouldn't you guys say if this was an accurate math with accurate date data data star.

Speaker 2

Trek either one's fine.

Speaker 1

Florida probably doesn't change color.

Speaker 2

Yeah, no, probably not. Yeah.

Speaker 1

Like if you're if you're in the keys, it's for a reason.

Speaker 2

You're hiding from something.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you're either running from something or really trying to find something.

Speaker 2

Alabama's getting a lot of love too. Yeah, they're also like one of the dark, like that one's an outlier where they're like and I think maybe it's like, yeah, I don't know, man, people from Alabama or I don't know if you're from Alabama. Is that a big conspiracy theory state? I guess because everything you can imagine, like California, you're gonna get freaky anti vaxxer people like Swiss. There's like a lot of woo woo anti vaxers here, Like.

Speaker 1

You're on the other side, and you think California because they all they have those crazy gotta get vexed people, right, like it goes. It literally cuts both ways.

Speaker 6

Yeah, yeah, right, because it's just your opinion of what a conspiracy theory is.

Speaker 2

Yes, California believes Joe Biden is the president.

Speaker 1

You literally can have someone say to you, I think it's this state because they don't believe anything there. They make it all up. Or and then another person goes, I think it's the same state because they believe everything there.

Speaker 6

Right, yea, yeah, exactly as somebody who has traveled a lot in this great nation of ours. Daniel van Kirk, what where you and you also do a show about the sorts of people, Yeah, well doing impressively stupid things. What where are you thinking? The hotspots.

Speaker 2

Here?

Speaker 1

And I love this state, but it's probably I'd probably have to go Wisconsin, Michigan, Montana, Oregon, any place where a large part of the state is for people who really want to like live remotely. Like, yes, yes, it's

not about the state as a whole. It's just do you have a part of your state where people are like the Keys can be considered this as well, where people are out here to be like I have my thoughts about the world, and I don't want to be around anybody, right, Yeah, Like that's it's the Upper Peninsula Boundary Waters rural Oregon. Like you're up there because you're like, I know what's really going on, and I need to be on mind.

Speaker 10

I don't want nothing to do with this thing you got going on here, got nothing, it's laying low for thirty seven years. Yeah, damn son. You know I don't own a mirror, right, Wow? Is that impressive?

Speaker 2

Don't need it? Yeah, don't need it.

Speaker 1

Obviously. There's conspiracy people like in New York and which predominantly you would carry New York City would carry the numbers, obviously. But you can't live in New York City unless you will conform to how things need to work, Like I get on this train, you get off here. You need to be a part of this system, otherwise you will not it will life won't work for you here. Now, that doesn't mean they don't have concerts. You know, somebody who's been in the same apartment in the Upper east

Side for fifty years and newspapers that were sure. But a lot of it is like when you believe your own way and you do your own thing, you need to get up to northern Wisconsin.

Speaker 2

Right exactly. Yeah, I'm in the deserts of eastern Oregon. Man, You're like, all right, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1

Or I'm out here in New Mexico and I haven't seen another person in four days. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2

I like what, I'm in a place where it's so you're just like truly in like the wilderness, where like it's just the sound of nature is almost deafening. Like I definitely like that, but I'm wondering, like because party me is like, well, I like that, but after maybe five days, I'd be like, yo, dude, I need to at least hear someone's like terrible exhaust pipe on Honda or something like this, the sound schames that make me

feel okay too. Yeah, now long I can do it, even though yeah, I'm probably not too many beliefs away from having a manifesto and like a mountain shack. But yeah, but you know they don't.

Speaker 1

I can't.

Speaker 2

I can't make my own blunts, you know, my own tobacco skins to roll. I still need to go to the Yeah, I'm with you. I I need I need enough. I need to be I need to be waving at people at least a day. Yeah, rather than like a hawk who's just like picked up a salmon from a stream, like hey, yeah, yeah, nice one, it drops, the salmon drops.

Speaker 1

Oh ship, my bad.

Speaker 6

But that never mind, just good catch, you picked it up before on.

Speaker 2

That's cool. That's pay five second roll.

Speaker 1

What that's so funny? Fucking loser keeps talking to us, man Jesus.

Speaker 6

Christ, Oh man, you'll seeing a bald eagle lately?

Speaker 1

Yes, I saw like three or four last week there where my cabin in Wisconsin. For the past couple of years have been they've been, they've had they've had a nest on the lake and uh. And when I when I was leaving the cabin to uh, you know, fly get to the airport and then fly back here to I, there was one just at the top of a telephone. Paul I took a photo of it I could send it to you as I was like, that's a fucking bald eagle. That's amazing.

Speaker 2

You were just talking about rural Wisconsin being it so a place where people go to their What kind of ideas you.

Speaker 1

Got, man, I know about you two. If that's what you meant. Fuck, Okay, so got neighbors, We got neighbors. We're waving.

Speaker 2

Okay, you're you got waving.

Speaker 1

That's good.

Speaker 6

I saw bald eagle up close a couple of weeks ago at like it was like a rescue bald eagle, and I never thought I would see a bird that I would. The description that would come to mind is built like a brick ship house. But this thing was fucking like massive and squat and like thick and just looked so pissed. It looked like it should be like a full back in the nineteen fifties.

Speaker 2

Like Ron dayne like, yeah, it was like.

Speaker 6

Wisconsin was Wisconsin and Nebraska, yeah, Dane, Yeah, wasn't he?

Speaker 1

I thought I thought Nebraska about it, but you know we're talking.

Speaker 2

It's one of those red outfits. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and it is half a w Anyway, it was Wisconsin nailed, it nailed it. It was Yeah, it was Wisconsin. Yeah, Badgers, Badgers go Badgers. All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.

Speaker 6

And we're back. And so RFK Junior did not qualify for the CNN debates. Were you guys making a.

Speaker 1

Lot of metric.

Speaker 2

I didn't qualify for.

Speaker 6

So CNN's polling threshold of fifteen percent in at least four approved national polls. Okay, so he got to three. So congratulations. This was the big detail that I feel like is being under emphasized in the mainstream media. He also fell short of the ballot requirements to secure access in enough states to win two hundred and seventy electoral votes. So he this person who's like being given this much media attention is mathematically eliminated before the election starts.

Speaker 2

Well, that's I think you're focusing on the wrong stuff. Agree, because he also hold on, he ticked a couple of boxes. Is he at least thirty five years old to run for president?

Speaker 1

Yes?

Speaker 3

And he nailed that.

Speaker 2

I was born? Was he born of the United States? Yes?

Speaker 1

He was.

Speaker 2

Did he file for his candidacy with the Federals? Yes? Okay, yeah, thank you, given it yeah, I'm fucking white and I vomited backstage. Yeah, this is all It's all bad.

Speaker 1

I mean it is true.

Speaker 2

You don't dude, even if you tried, I think the most he can get to like one sixty something.

Speaker 1

That's wild.

Speaker 6

So it's all just to prove a high minded point. Like this is what's frustrated Like at that after the two thousand election, after you know, like Bernie made a run and then it was like, all the Democratic Party will never allow something like that to happen. I think a lot of us were like, I wonder if there's ever a path to a third party candidate. And so the fact that he's doing this and is like a lot of the arguments he's making are also the arguments that I'm.

Speaker 2

Like, yeah, no, if if you are trying to.

Speaker 6

Prove a point other than that presidential candidates should do their own medicine and science, like you know, like if you had an actual point to make, I think other than do your own research, I would be like on board. We need it to be easier for there to be.

Speaker 2

A third party candidate. But this guy fuckings it's.

Speaker 11

Inspiration, it's inspirational. Survivors. Survivors can run for president. But the thing that I think is also kind of wild too, is you're like, you don't it doesn't.

Speaker 2

This also doesn't preclude him from running. It's like, do you even have the votes to be president?

Speaker 1

Nah?

Speaker 2

All right, man, you can keep running? All good? Yeah, nothing bars you from that? Would say, do you have the votes to stop me?

Speaker 6

Yeah? Wait what yeah? Perfect dumb guy logic. Well you really do doing a weekly podcast? Let me ask you this, can you kick my ass? Well, Chris Rocks, that's special? Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 1

Think let's think about a real third party.

Speaker 6

We're not.

Speaker 2

We are not going to have a third party.

Speaker 1

Candidate until we've this is sort of a chicken and anything, until we've had a third party president, like the person we're gonna have a third party until the person who is running in the third party at wins. Yeah.

Speaker 2

Well, I mean I think more than that, Like there actually needs to be more like third party people in Congress. That's really the building blocks you need, is like you got to start getting people in congress first before you can't just jump. You can't just skip to the oval from there. Like yeah, I mean I think that's the trouble that especially on like the left has with like the two party system is figuring out what the best

best path into that is. But the only way to start is to actually run people for Congress and at least get a foothold there because otherwise, yeah, it's going to be very difficult. But I think, like with rfk's campaign, the thing is, even before all these you know numbers that mathematically quote preclude him from winning the presidency, like the campaign was just fucking wobbly as shit, Like they

were not making they weren't raising any money. He brought in that tech person Nicole Shanahan to be his vice president to put her own money in. It wasn't enough. Like the biggest person bankrolling this is like a Trump donor. He was even doing stuff. He's like, hey, man, if you fucking donate whatever donations you can get, I'll give you fifteen percent of whatever you gave to me. Let's

just split it fifteen eighty five. And that Yes, he was trying to again to bring the sharks into it, chum the waters by promising a fifteen percent return on whatever you helped fund raise. Dark money goes in the water, you go in the water, exactly, It's in the water. Exactly. So yeah, it's it's just all like there's another thing they did. It was like there was you could do like a luxury sunset sailing adventure, like he tried to do raffles and stuff selling off my language.

Speaker 6

Yeah, I mean water is that in like hyanasport? Like is he doing the is he trading in on the Kennedy magic?

Speaker 2

What do we baby?

Speaker 1

Yeah, we're on a campaign like a school silent auction.

Speaker 2

Exactly, That's what he's doing.

Speaker 1

Yeah, right, or yeah, or I guess you can.

Speaker 10

Yeah.

Speaker 2

It turns out it's like, hey, does your dad still work in the garage door business? Yeah? You think you could like donate a new garage door and I can put that in the raffle for people.

Speaker 1

Free estimate. We could do a free estimate. Okay, yeah, yeah, we'll take that.

Speaker 2

This thing is not running on anything except my brain warms.

Speaker 6

The other thing that he's getting ridiculed for lately is claiming that the head of NPR is a CIA agent.

Speaker 2

This is another way he.

Speaker 6

Pisses me off because some of his conspiracy theories are good. I like the conspiracy theory that the head of NPR is the CIA agent personally, I don't. I don't know it to be true. I haven't done my own research into this one, but there is a history of CIA involvement in American media. I doubt the head of NPR is a CIA agent. But and then he's also getting made fun of. For man, he's so close. If his whole thing wasn't just fuck science and medicine, I'd be

a big fan. Because this other thing is like he's he's a weird bird person. He's like trying to train ravens in his yard with like scraps of meat.

Speaker 1

Which he.

Speaker 6

Got the bird. He has a pet emu that is like constantly attacking Cheryl Hines.

Speaker 1

So he's in his own version of the staircase.

Speaker 3

Yes exactly.

Speaker 2

Yeah, if Cheryl ends up with like a weird what he calls raven injury, then we'll know, yeah, absolutely what happened.

Speaker 1

He could tell by the scratch marks.

Speaker 6

That's right, So it's definitely raven dude. And finally Grimace is back.

Speaker 1

Grimace grim is left.

Speaker 6

Grimace is like the Kennedys and that we are just dying for any way to get him into the zeitgeist. Just give us anything. So in this case, Grimace is a baseball sensation. So last year it was he put out a milkshake that was made of his come. We pointed that out on our show a lot of.

Speaker 1

People a year ago.

Speaker 2

Yeah, off of it.

Speaker 6

Then you know McDonald's profited off of it. Was almost like we were cia plants who had been put there to make that joke.

Speaker 2

To cr Agent O'Brien, you got to get people to think this Grimace smokeshake is his come.

Speaker 6

This is so trust.

Speaker 2

Is for national securities, not really just just sell me think interesting, just to see where it goes.

Speaker 6

All right, all right, this is like the winds of change that like create a meme, a bunch of memes about the Grimmats milkshake. All right, So the Mets are having all I know about the Mets is heading into the season. Their fans are like, but this is like it's a literal super team, Like we have paid all the best players in Major League Baseball to play for

the Mets. How could it go wrong? And then the next time I hear about them, they are having a like disastrous season, Like that's those are the two times. Because I don't really like pay that much attention to baseball, So it's like those stories pop up every one. So that happened again this year. They have the highest pal three hundred and eight million dollars. Started the season thirty nine, twenty nine, and thirty seven, and then a little something happened.

They invited Grimace to throw out their first pitch and they won that game, and that's it. No, no, no, Then they won. Then they won seven more. They won seven in a row after Grimace throughout the pitch, and everybody has been speculating this is Grimace is doing because like some of the wins have come with like bizarre errors by the opponents. Like so Grimace's magic is like malevolent. It's like fucking people up, like it's causing other teams to have errors and all down.

Speaker 2

And hurt themselves.

Speaker 6

So I'm just saying, so they they finally the Grimace winning streak came to an end and lost to the Texas Rangers last night.

Speaker 2

But get them back out there.

Speaker 6

Yeah, I mean they weren't gonna win every game. Grimmas can only do so much.

Speaker 2

If I don't like that. I don't like that kind of limited thinking. I think we really need I think they should lean the fuck into this and hope to fucking god, this is what's going on that Grimace is the savior of their season. I think that was just that makes for a better Angels in the Outfield type movie. Yeah, you're just talking about that with Blair.

Speaker 1

Grimas should be like their JOBU from yeah, major.

Speaker 2

League exactly whatever their yeah offensive, Yeah, yeah exactly. I remember that always blew my mind when I started watching twenty four and like my like movie conscious, like Mike, yeah, like my like my awareness around Dennis Haysbert's career was like murky, so you showed him, like, dude, that's fine. Can Serrano from middru.

Speaker 6

The President's American.

Speaker 9

I thought that guy was forwarded so stupid, like just not understanding what a fucking movie is, but also what an insult to the fucking players, Like it's fucking Grimace man.

Speaker 2

And I get that a lot of it was like self inflicted by their opponents, but that's gotta be terrible for morale when everyone's like, dude, we gotta fucking pray to our Grimace statue tonight because that's what's gonna help you unless.

Speaker 6

All right, So I've heard it said baseball player is not always the smartest and in many cases, not like is there a sport.

Speaker 2

Of the professional athletes? Is there any sport though where we would say that we're like, you know those guys, Yeah, I was really smart.

Speaker 6

Baseball offense or basketball offensive linemen and quarterbacks tend to be really have to be really smart.

Speaker 1

But I was really baseball players are pretty smart, insanely superstitious more than I feel like, yeah.

Speaker 6

Exactly exactly, they're super super right, So they're very superstitious. Yeah, they're I feel like like the the Red Sox had that big turnaround around the team motto that they were the idiots. I think like they they called themselves the idiots. I think in baseball it actually helps to be like proudly stupid in some cases, and so I feel like this would actually be a good thing for them to

rally behind just be like, yeah, great, it's good. Like we we now just like Sarah prayers to Grimace before we go out there, because yeah, it's it's happening one way or another. A player was literally asked how much credit do you give to Grimace during the post win interview, Like literally that happened.

Speaker 1

I hope that straight face that player said all of it. We don't even know what we give them all the credit.

Speaker 2

Brandon, You're always very articulate, but I want you to be very thoughtful about this next answer. How much credit do you guys give to Grimace for this reason? I mean, hey, you know, I don't know. I don't know about coincidence, and so you know, I mean, he definitely correlates with us, you know, going on this run.

Speaker 6

And you know, if that's what you want to attribute it to, then then I'm all for it.

Speaker 2

Whatever it is, let's keep it going. I'm all for it.

Speaker 1

It is.

Speaker 2

I like that, like correlation and causation. He was like, keeping the relationship straight even in his answer, I know correlated, Well, fuck me, then this guy's knows correlation causes. This guy is no, you're right, this baseball player is smart.

Speaker 1

Yeah, whatever it is, let's keep it going.

Speaker 2

Yeah, He like he also doesn't want to lean into it. He's like because he in his mind, He's like, we can't let him know it's because of Grimace.

Speaker 6

Man mouth that makes it look so much like he's coming Like that sucks it up.

Speaker 2

I'm sorry, who is Grimace? Sorry, not the baseball player.

Speaker 6

Okay, I was just looking at a picture of grimace and his mouth just looks it is like yeah.

Speaker 1

Plus he's sort of I'm always looking down at his sexual partners saying like you like that?

Speaker 6

Yeah, his eyeline match does is you know, could be read as pornographic if you are looking to read it thusly, I am, and we are and we always are, and that's why we love you. Daniel Vankirk. Uh so wonderful having you back on the zeitgeist. Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?

Speaker 1

Go to Daniel Vankirk dot com. This July, I'm doing hub City Comedy Week, a week of me doing shows every single night as a couple of reasons. One, I get to pretend I live in Chicago again in the summer for a week, and I'm building that new hour. You can watch the one I just dropped on YouTube. You can also listen to it or if you listen to comedy, it's called Rose Goold. I hope you check

it out. Daniel Vankirk dot com for all my dates and Roy's gole and I do pen Pals Patreon exclusively and Dumb People Town I do with the squar Brothers Have Forever. It's a fun dumb show and I'm this summer launching The Midnight Air, the other side of the coin to what you guys do. It's a it's a nighttime podcast, about twenty to thirty minutes an episode, and it's for people who are trying to go to sleep or trying to stay awake. Just just a chill, nightly podcast called the Midnight Air.

Speaker 6

So they've ben look up for that. That's versatility. You're able to do a single podcast to keep people awake and put them to sleep.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 2

Yeah that sounds good. I like the title Midnight Air.

Speaker 6

All right, is there a work of media dangle lan Kirk that you've been enjoying?

Speaker 1

Yes, I put it in our document now. It's it's not a twix, which is twitter x. It's not a twist. But it is a woman who, as most people do, who have pets they love, created a song out of love for this pet, and it is It might be my summer banger.

Speaker 2

Oh wow, this I could without even playing the video, just the way this old woman is holding the cat. I know, I'm about to fucking levitate out of my seat a cat just to.

Speaker 8

Be any everywhere. Ago he follows me, he gets sing to everything I do. You may not believe it itself going, I got.

Speaker 6

Some what call you to do to?

Speaker 8

Then the cat want me to stop and play he knows, just have to get his way for he's a low do my work another day.

Speaker 6

I liked it.

Speaker 1

I like, I love that, said Grandma sing your cat song? And yeah that was like the end of eight mile.

Speaker 2

Yeah, just out that songs.

Speaker 1

We went we make up to sing to our animals.

Speaker 2

Ye are my children?

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's yes, or chiltern for sure.

Speaker 6

Some of the dumbest songs becomes one mouth.

Speaker 2

But that one I got one too. A part of me is like do I rithm Like no, something's got to be secret. Keep that for you because I battle her majesty over because like there's a form to the song and we improv off of it and it gets It's just it's an escalation, pure escalation.

Speaker 1

That's love, that's life. That's beautiful.

Speaker 2

And a certain point's trained into like an improv battle and less than singing to the baby, and we're like, no, pretty good, Actually that was good as far.

Speaker 1

Oh that's so great.

Speaker 6

It's easy when they're like around like around six, because then all you have to do is like, change one of the lyrics to poop and there crush. Yeah, just destroying. Speaking of which, Miles, where can people find you? Is their working media you've been enjoying?

Speaker 1

Yeah?

Speaker 2

Yeah, Find me on Twitter, Instagram at Miles of Gray, find Jack and I on the Jack and I, Jack and I on the podcast, Miles and Jack on Mad Booth. The next episode is going to be pretty fun for all you people around millennial age and older because we got a legendary basketball player up. I believe that the one, the one that just dropped the no, no, no, the one that's coming out next week. I'm saying the next the

very next one. Oh yeah, yeah. We got somebody who got a Hall of Famer not literally but also in our hearts, and you will see when that comes anyway, and also find me on Talking ninety Dan on four

to twenty day Fiance tweet. I liked there were so many fucking hilarious tweets because on Juneteenth, Kendrick Lamar had the pop out show with Kennon Friends at the Forum where it was basically it's just an entire concert, I mean, mostly Kendrick stuff, but also you know, a lot of shots at Drake fired too this at sun I'm sleep, tweeted, Fam Kendrick Lamar has Nike shocks, has on Nike shocks. Man, What the fuck was Drake even thinking? This isn't a

normal human being. I just tried to google where to buy some and my phone restarted and that's just a stupid secret again building on the mystique of Kendrick Lamar. You know, Russell Westbrook also had a great time up there. It was nice to see what Russell Westbrook smiling on stage, so you know, yeah, anyway, yeah, it was cool, good, good NBA. Yeah, the Marty rotation, yeah, the locals. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 6

Uh you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien, a tweet I've been enjoying from at Ted off the Grid tweeted. The hardest part of being a parent to small children for me is the dumb questions and it makes me feel like a monster. But my kids asked why he couldn't take a vase to daycare and I said, it's glass, you can't And he said, what if a wizard made it not glass?

Speaker 2

Get out of.

Speaker 6

My face, love live love, I love, Get out of my faced, face down my face Jesus Christ, but that that is uh yeah, I appreciate it. Then, unfortunately, because the Internet sucks, the person had to like come back and be like, guys, this is sarcasm. I don't rip my child's whimsy away. I'm investing to fellow adults. Stop acting like I'm bin louded.

Speaker 1

Oh my god.

Speaker 6

But then they were like, have someone wake you up at five am to ask you why grasshoppers have eyes? And you will see so you just still pissed.

Speaker 1

He still pissed.

Speaker 2

I do grasshoppers have eyes? Why?

Speaker 6

You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brian. You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram, have Facebook fan page, and a website, daily zeit guist dot com, where we post our episodes and our foot Nope, no, we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode, as well as a song that we think you might enjoys.

Speaker 2

The song you think people might enjoy it just a song. I've just been listening to some like interesting throwback instrumental music and actually I think this is at one of those, Like you know, it's a score from an Italian composer. The track is called Mexican Dream and it's by Piero Piccioni, p i Ccio and I and it's just got again. It just feels like nice background music and you're looking

at a nice landscape. So again, I like relaxing things like that, especially as things get hotter and the summer is fully here. So just you know, start off easy. Just put this on your speakers, your headphones, your car stairy or whatever, take a nice drive with the windows down and enjoy this Mexican Dream by Piero Piccioni.

Speaker 6

Piero Piccioni hangs out with Mark MAJORI. They they kick it together and are just hot together in general.

Speaker 2

So I don't know if people, oh yeah, maybe that's in the cold open. People know about our love for Mark, my agility.

Speaker 6

They're gone the hot boys hot boys. Uh right, Well, the Daily's I guess the production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from My Heart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio ap Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That is going to do it for us this week. We are back over the weekend with a highlight reel of the best stuff from this week the Weekly Hi guys, and then back on Monday to tell you what was trending over the weekend. We will talk to you all then, Bite, Bite

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