ElecTrend AnxZeitity 11/5: People's Sexiest Man, Grammy's, 2024 Election, Tucker Carlson, Rudy Giuliani, Election Cannabis

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Yep, just don't know what's going on.

Don't know it is election day. We're asking the question, how do you talk to a world that's going to be completely different. We're recording this on Tuesday, November fifth, standing at a cliff. They could send the world in a bunch of different, completely unimaginable or you know, imaginable directions. I am, of course, referring to the fact that we don't yet know who People Magazine will name as their Sexiest Man Alive on November twelfth, one week away we're

Hosts, and is that us?

No, it's Kelly Rippa's co host, oh Man, Jen sexiest. I didn't even get to mention Shamar Moore, the guy from SWAT. So it's gonna be I think it's going to be one of these people, one of the like sexiest people from the sub list, And I don't know which way to go, you know, like I've been looking at the poll, I've been looking at historical trends. You've got workaday hunks like Chris Evans in twenty twenty two,

I like to say that to me somethings. Oh yo ar.

Yeah yeah, I don't know, so maybe they like that's the question that's on everybody's mind is like, yeah, did they do that because they recognized, Okay, the only people who still buy magazines and go grocery shopping in physical grocery store spaces already elderly.

So people, Hey, a lot of Grey's Anatomy fans who are not elders.

Yeah, that's fair, and that's fair, but he's been off Gray's Anatomy for.

A while for a long time. But that's how you look. It's like that's how you lay the foundations, you know what I mean.

Like George bush too, he was George Bush one's son.

Yeah, you know, it was wild because it was right before that movie Thanksgiving came out, which was a Patrick Dempsey joint but very like, very much a B movie. Did not feel like that it would be like a movie that would be able to like buy a spot at the top of people Sexiest Man. Anyways, we're trying to figure out what that is and obviously there's the matter of the election that a lot of people. It's even closer at hand, which is the Grammy gnoms are

Oh fuck the election?

Yeah yeah, sorry, I forgot about the election, but oh I got to Oh shit. I love that they're dropping them three days, like two days after we find out who won the election. Yeah, they're like, yeah, no, this seems like the right time to give our Grammy nominations for a show that isn't until February second, twenty twenty five.

Really good.

That's that's what we call great timing, really working the news cycles. So you're just catching it at the crest of the biggest fucking news item of the every four years. Then, well, I guess we'll find out if Kendrick Lamar gets nominated for not like Us.

Yeah, they'll probably like their their ability to get things wrong is always astounding. So I bet they give it to Drake somehow, you.

Know, they give it for Drake. Yeah. Family Matters and you're like.

Family Matters was really a good record, Shops, Push Ups was solid. Okay, we've got all right. So the election and as we record this, the election is happening, Miles wearing his I voted sticker. I've got two I voted stickers on because I voted twice.

I ended up I'll get them out, bro.

Yeah. I ended up voting for both of them because I just like couldn't couldn't make I stayed undecided to the end and just gave them both my vote. Ye. So you know, if that's illegal, then then you put me. But what is there to talk about. We've got cool I voted stickers in Michigan.

Yeah, those are cool.

I mean, like the actual news around the election is apparently there were.

Some bomb threats called Georgia.

Yeah, yeah, and some are attributing that to foreign powers.

Apparently there's a bomb threat called in and they said that they were already able to say it came from Russia. Again, this is the election official who's a Republican was like it was Russia, so in case you were like the

Ag Larry Krasner, heynna, if you're gonna do fo half around and find out? Yeah, he said, if you think it's time for some militia nonsense, Yeah, around and find out?

All right?

Yeah, but yeah, we will see a lot of people are pointing to huge turnout, especially in college campuses. But that makes sense because the pandemic had most people voting from home.

Yeah, but I don't know.

I mean, the turnout looks explosive, which used.

To be definitely good thing for Democrats and now of late, could be a good thing for Trump. We don't know. And that's what's fun about this, and that's where we like to be, is just in this moment of anxiety and not knowing and perpetually refreshing a Twitter feed that's never going to tell us anything. Now, this is a time capsule from a moment where time passes extremely slowly. I don't know if you can hear it, but you can hear it. Ticket The tick of the clock is

Oh shit, dude, the Home Depot guy died. Damn bro the billionaire Home Depot co founder die.

Kenneth Lang gone, the other one.

No, Bernie Marcus.

Yeah, I wasn't familiar with him. I knew Kenneth Lang Gone.

But yeah he's on speed.

Oh yeah, Kenny's my guy. Tuger Carlson, so obviously we talked on yesterday's episode about his testimony in a Christian documentary that he was physically attacked by a demon and while sleeping next to his wife and four dogs. But it doesn't make it out for.

Some weird shit I saw.

I saw a video of a guy who snuck out to murder someone while his wife was sleeping, then got back in bed like as if he just went to go get like something at the store. So I do think that it's possible that he might he went out in the woods and did some woe shit.

Yeah, Brian the editor makes a good point that it's probably actually a demon because as we know, there's no condition that affects people while sleeping that has them confusing things with demons. No, never heard of that, sleep paralysis, demon, Those are three words that have never been put together anyways,

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

I'm sure I'll be attacked for saying this, but I really believe it. You can't participate in human sacrifice without consequences.

Yeah, ask the Mayans. I guess hear it from his terrible weird face.

You're making the case that, you know, sometimes we need to have an abortion. Okay. If you're making the case that abortion is an affirmative good, you are evil. You're practicing child sacrifice, all right.

I can't even hear any more of that.

Also claim nuclear weapons you're created by demons.

Yeah yeah, claiming it's a human right, you're evil, that dude have been sacrificed, and that's a great closing argument to turn out the evangelicals for Donald Trump. She'd be like, we're going to stop the hurricanes the second we stop the effing human sacrifices, and by that we got to get trunk in there.

That's right. Yeah, yeah, but they aren't weird in a in an election where like, uh, very effective piece of messaging was like calling them weird. They really closed on a very weird note. I don't know why the Harris campaign didn't stick with that, but anyways, maybe because they were like, they're absolutely nailing that messaging for us.

But yeah, like, oh cool, thanks for finishing that lob.

All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll check in with some other election day shenanigans. We'll be right back, and we're back. And Rudy Giuliani, mister shenanigans himself, showed up to a poll in a car he's supposed to be turning over two poll workers. He showed up to vote. Yeah, but yeah, in a car that.

He's like, oh, this one I'm supposed to give y'all to, you know, make amends.

For the kind of it's like one of those old Mercedes Benz like.

Yeah, it's like kind of one of those ones where it's not like classic enough where.

You're like, oh, shity's classic.

Yeah, yeah, it kind of looks like, yo, I was doing great in eighty three. Yeah, exactly what that car says to me.

And look, no shade. But I don't fucking I don't funk all about vintage cars. So sure, sure his outfit was great, got marriage.

Out American American flagged t he He did say just the other day that he may run for mayor of New York City again, which good I don't know, Yeah, good luck, and also like maybe maybe he'd win. But yeah, the car is part of a long list of property that he's supposed to turnover to pay the settlement, which he's been accused of hiding.

Right right, because they said I think he also I don't know if he gave up.

I think he's supposed to give like a World Series ring or two up also and an apartment and he's like, man, I don't but then I don't have anything, and there's stuff fucking lying you fucking fuck face.

How am I supposed to live without my world theories ringing people won't know New York.

It's all I say, all the fucking time.

The other thing, though, with people pulling up at the polls Donald Trump and uh again the internet.

Is doing its thing.

Uh they say, is that Melania she's wearing sunglasses the whole time. I would love nothing more than for that to be the case. But I'm I don't think this is she definitely we know.

If there was a double by this.

Point, Yeah, at this point, we would know. She definitely just has. I think it's because she wears such a varying size, like wild variation on the size of sunglasses that she wears indoors, right, So a lot of her face, like different parts of her face and different percentages of her face are covered up, and so it becomes unclear we're getting a different look every time. And also so she only shows up like once a month, so she might just be looking a little different.

Why she works such big glasses if that's not.

Fucking milan, It's like, bro, she could be hung over as fuck. Who knows, she's like you, I'm not sharing my eyes with all y'all. I'm like Aliyah, you know what I mean? I have a secret of a mystery. I'm married to a piece of shit that I won't leave.

I will say, this is the one time that I've been like, she does look very different. I know it's maybe I just need something.

And your freaky lib flat flags fly today. You know as you go, oh, it's fake. It's a fake Malanya, look at that. He can't afford it. But we've got Brooklyn Dad on.

My god, Brooklyn Dad so defiant.

Hey, you know what else? Speaking of possible reasons, she might be going polls with sunglasses on my mouth? Weed? You heard about this? Man?

I think she's fucking smoking that loud dude.

I think she's smoking that candy buff. So the Washington Post can I Washington Post report of the cannabis workers are finding that a lot of customers are buying weed to help them cope with the election. Yo.

I went to the shop on Sunday and it I've I have.

I thought something was happening.

You're like, are they voting here? Yeah? This is a station?

And I said, yo, what's up?

Like I usually go in like the mornings, and I went like in the later afternoon, and the dude was like.

He's like, I don't know what the fuck is going on, and I'm like, oh this, and it looks like a lot of people who aren't normally like.

Doabbling like like growth I read last yeah exactly, just being like and is a is A is a fifty milligram edible good to just completely erase half of a day?

Okay, Yeah, I'll take seven of those.

Yeah, good luck to everybody who is coping. However they're coping, This would be uh because the one way to make time pass even slow for myself today would be getting a little bit too high.

Yeah, just being like the TV is looking at me, Steve Karnak, he hates me.

So one dispensary created a like fake website to promote election themed pre rolls dubbed pot Litico Potolytico, and then another dispensary created a string called potus instead of pot dash Us, specifically to boost your mood and ease election anxiety. Hey, man, I hope they don't smoke too much of that wacky Tobacci and vote Trump into the White House again the way that you know, because that's that's what you gotta be doing, man.

That's what happened on the weed.

You completely lose track of everything. You're you're now You're yeah, man, you know how look dude, my dad, man, he told me all about this stuff. It's dangerous, man, my dad don't believe me. Ask my mom.

I was I was listening to I think it was CACRW today, one of the local NPR stations in Los Angeles, and they were interviewing people at the poll, and it was just I haven't listened to MPR in maybe a year, but I do every time there's like some late breaking, updating news, and they were interviewing people going to the poll coming out, and they interviewed like multiple people who are like, I'm voting for Trump because illegal immigrants are

But if I do that, then I look like I'm against Trump.

Or you're just being objective about the state whatever. Yeah, bucket, you're afraid to push back on someone just being horribly and weird.

But yeah, if you guys are listening to this, looking back at America's slide into fascism over the past six hours, I feel like that's going to be one of the issues that looks the weirdest is just the fact that the media felt the need to always legitimize.

Yeah, right, Haitians are using lasers on the hurricanes, and then that that's causing the pet storms.

And you're like, and that's a very good point, sir, Thank you so much.

Great, great point, and thank you. And the fact that you're undecided, we got we respect it.

I know.

I'm gonna I'm gonna do it right at the line of scrimmage.

We don't know if I'm going to scramble on this one, but hey, that's what I like to do, keep it to the last minute.

Yeah. The New York Times did eventually release there did I talk about this on the regular episode? They released their seven decided voters who they eventually voted for, and there were I was surprised. I thought. My theory of the case was like, these are all Trump voters who are just ashamed to say they're Trump voters, but like three of them broke for Harris, one of them went third party. One of the ones who broke for Harris, though,

I mean, that's I think that's part for the course.

Most people are just like I don't know, man, It's it's always some version of the same hell no matter who's the president.

But oh wow, I didn't even realize.

I mean there's you know, I'm sure there are people even wondering if Joe Biden is still on the ticket.

Yeah, so I'm hoping a lot of people are like checking in for the first time in four years, and I'm like, whoa, whoa fucking lost his mind?

What happened to Biden? Where's Biden on here?

Yeah?

Oh, he dropped out.

I will say, you know, we've talked about how we feel like even if Harris wins were headed for some shit and the there's an episode of it could happen here over on Cool Zone where they talk about like the constitutional like sheriffs, people like the MAGA sheriffs who are claiming that they can you know, they're basically like on that sovereign citizens shit and they're like, I can

It's really it's gonna be like one of those things where if the energy is there, like the requisite energy is there and anger, it feels like as I don't know, like it's just seeing Trump get less and less interested and seeing people leave the rallies too. I don't know, man, maybe this fucker wins. If not, Like, I don't know, I'm fucking tired of the shit. Yeah, but there's also of there's definitely many dedicated people that are going to do whatever Trump says.

So let's just let's just put a pin in that one.

Let's put a pin in it, I think the Yeah. So we have an evergreen episode going up tomorrow morning, and we're gonna try and jump on either tonight or tomorrow morning with the trending episode when we have a result to talk about sometimes, so we will talk to y'all in the not too distant future in a completely different world. Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get the vaccine, get your flu shot, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk