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is mild. And these are some things that are trending. Dakota John's trending because Dakota Johnson continues to not give a fun This is this is the good thing about NEPO babies. Mhm. They have acquired through just like always being around this ship their whole life. They have acquired a level of like institutional comfort. They're just like they take it for granted that they're famous and successful and therefore they just don't give a fuck. Yeah, there's no

such thing as rocking the boat. When you're in that deep you're like, no, man, i I'm just talking. What are you talking? About there's no repercussions. So last November marked the third anniversary of Dakota Johnson, uh calling Ellen on her bullshit. Oh yeah, which is like, you did invite me to your party? Is that? Wasn't that? Actually Ellen, that's not true. Um. She just basically was like, you're cute, little like snipy, flirtatious fun banter is actually fucking annoying

to me. Actually, no, that's not the truth, Ellen, is what she said. And then she was and then and then she just explained. I mean, it was very basic, but she was just like, you keep talking about like how I didn't invite you, and how you have this little grudge against me and I did invite you. But it allowed everybody to be like and another thing, Ellen, asshole? Um was that something at the beginning? Now that that the Ellen boat has been on shaky ground for a minute,

and but actually interesting, man, it's always interesting. They're these celebrities who you hear rumors about, you know, somebody, some reporter is like chasing him down. But it always takes like a weirdly long amount of time where it's just people talking behind the scenes, and then eventually it's like, oh yeah, all that ship you heard was true five years later. Um, so what's what's Dakota taken off the spice rack? Uh? This this time she's trending because she's

just saying some spicy shit about Armie Hammer. That's not spicy. It's not really that spicy. It's actually I don't got the pickup that it did. Um, but I just think people we have a cannibalism shaped hole in our brain that we need to fill with cannibalism stories and so Army Hammer. Like, so, she was doing an interview, she remarked that she was up to being called me by your name, and then they were like, oh really, and she was like, yeah, I was up for the role

of the peach. Thank god I didn't get it, though, because then I would have been another woman that Army Hammer tried to eat. Then she's been banging and then blew on her fingertips. Who else wants? Who else want to Hollywood again? Not Hollywood Court, not Hollywood which was Hollywood coke? But anyway, ye yeah, okay, then I get how. I mean, that's how all entertainment journalists would write about it, because they're like probably looking at her publicist and she

said like, yeah, we got we gotta strike that. Then let her cook, Let her cook. What else you got to say? She got, I'm gonna say about Luca the director, So they also said she also said, who knew that cannibalism was so popular? Because in response to the movie being being a hit, I guess I don't know did

Bones and All hit? And also this story allowed us to look into the theory that a lot of people had because so Army Hammer star of Calling by your Name, Uh, and then that director's look like check project, like calling Me by your Name was a huge hit, and like people were basically like make make whatever you want, and uh, he made Bones and All cannibalism story around the time that Army Hammer was It was like, you know, six months after Army Hammer was exposed as being a predator

with cannibal leanings. But the timing like never made sense that people are like, he's making this because of Army Yeah, got it, And I mean unless Guadgino knew about Armie Hammer before the rest of us. But people are saying, uh that it was. His response to that was it was it was to be directed by my great colleague Antonio compos But he decided not to go for it. That's when they gave me the script. Any correlation with this kind of innuendo and silliness is preposterous, but we

do preposterous silliness. So yeah, thanks, So we're here for why not? Yeah, keep shooting them Dakota, keep firing them off, you know yeah bang bangh civil war between Shapiro and Crowder. I guess I missed this. We all talked about it. Yeah, so if you haven't listened in today's episode, the short of it is Stephen Crowder, who's like a right wing

dirt bag guy who's got a huge online presence. He was approached by The Daily Wire, which is Ben Shapiro's company, to basically be like, hey, come to the death row of fucking hate content signed with us, and he said no, and he he laughed off a fifty million, four year contract that was a four day work week with four weeks off, and basically took issue with the fact that there were conditions to, you know, being like, if you're d platform, like you can't get paid because that's how

that's how it works. They have to monetize anyway. I'm not here to explain that to him. So this thing has gone on even more. Some people are starting to imply that maybe this was like a campaign, outrage campaign that he had been orchestrating since last month, because he had supposedly registered a domain called stop Big Cohn, as he referenced in his video as he's saying, big conservative content, uh is like you know, in bed with big tech

and whatever. And it sounds like with the timing of it, it would have been well into the negotiations he was having with the Daily Wires. So it's like a little bit, you know, a sloppy but we love sloppy over here. Um. Right now, there's like all kinds of response videos going out, Like Tim Pool is like has Candice Owen's on his show.

They're all talking ship. Candice Owens is saying like this is a bitch move from Stephen Crowder and I want to play like it's gotten to this point where like this is what you know, like a like a disc track would be I guess handled in the conservative take

usphere basically because you got his video. Now other people are clapping back with their singles and now I want to play this clip from Jeremy Boring fantastic name for the CEO of The Daily Wire, who is basically being like, oh, really, fool like you actually aren't that cool because there's nothing independent about you, because that's a big thing you've been saying. Oh, I can't be bothered, I'm independent. But here's the thing he's like, let me tell you a little something about

Stephen Crowder. You know, he talks in this video about being one of the only true independent conservative voices. Uh, And I find that incredibly offensive. You know, Stephen the whole time I've known him has worked for someone else, has been paid by someone else. That doesn't mean other people tell him what to say. He's a very independent voice. And that's good. So isn't Pat Wolfe. So is Candace ol And so is Ben Shapiro, so is Michael Noles.

So is okay, yeah, yeah, But Stephen, you know, as much or more than any of them, a very independent voice. But he's not exactly a self made man. That he was paid by p j TV when I met him, which was a billionaire at the time. Then he was paid by CRTV for a number of years, which was at the time. Then he was paid by The Blaze, which was subsidized by a billionaire. Yeah, all your ship

is subsidized. Did you just find out that your whole ship is a racket that is funded by billionaires and that like you're not talented and that the whole thing is just what rich people want. Wire is actually funded by a consortium of millionaires, and that is what's about our shell humans four billionaires. It's just a fucking war of takes happening over there. Um and again you love to see it because they're just I'm like learning so much, but also I'm spending his little time without having to

hear or see these people. Yeah yeah, but I mean for people who don't know all these dip ships are like picked out the second they're willing to like say anything, yeah, anything for money, like you know, hateful conservative ship and

they're like young and can use words good. They get picked out by billionaires and there are a cause that like somebody very rich is paying for Like they don't get where they are because they're just like telling it like it is and smart and ship you're willing to debase yourself in service of oligarchy or white supremacy or whatever. So they're like, yeah, I don't do it. Is that

like they're probably not being told what to say. It's just that, like the billionaires picked them out and fund them based on the fact that the thing they're saying is helping them be a billionaire. Yeah, but it's anyway. It's just so funny when he's like, you ain't no, you kept manny that. He was like, get this fifty million dollar contract. It's outrageous, right, Like he thought everyone

was gonna go with him on that. He said, he well, apparently he thought he was worth thirty a year, so he thought he should be getting a hundred twenty million dollar contract. But he thought I was gonna like cause populist outrage, You dumb motherfucker. Everything switched up on him when all his fans found out what the money was because he wasn't talking money in his first video. They offered me a deal. It just didn't make sense. It felt like enslavement. And then people were like, hold on,

fifty million dollars, you fucking weirdo. You're calling enslavement is an amount of money you should be ashamed of for even like countenancing, like getting paid, you dumb. They don't know this guy didn't even know how capitalism works. But anyway, this is they're one of their kings. That's fun. Um, let's take a quick break. We'll come back, we'll talk Brownie, we'll talk Netflix, we'll talk Giselle. Right back and we're back and Brownie. Lebron James is the high school student

I've seen the most highlights for and they're impressive. Like some highlights are pretty wild. I think it's like the number twenty six pick right now, they say six ranked his age group. So he's looking at USC, Ohio State and Oregon as the leaders. Yeah, but they're apparently like for the people commenting on this story, they said those are not considered his finalists. There could be a dark

horse university that comes into the picture. But I think one thing is fairly certain to us and anybody who is writing about this is that he he will definitely go to a Nike school. Like that's just there's no play around that. Um, you know, he's already has a deal with Nike, like you know, an n I L deal with them. So it'll probably be one of those. And maybe other people have said maybe Duke, because Lebron was such a fan of Mike Sachowski, but Miki is

not coaching anymore. And plus they're not doing the same so that might not make as much sense. Apparently Lebron has very strong feelings about Ohio State. That's the home, so that's where you grew up. Yeah, and so people are like, well, there's like each school offers Lebron something scs close to literal home at the moment. If Lebron is staying in Los Angeles, Ohio State allows him to like kind of go back to like the Ohio you know, Ohio roots thing. And then they're like an Oregon is

the strongest connection with Nike. I'm like, well, I don't know if that matters, but is Ohio State? Wait? Which Ohio State University? The Ohio State that's for non sports fans. That's what all their players say when they announced where they came from. I went to the Ohio State University exactly. He went to Miami University of Ohio. Netflix is coming

for the shared passwords. They've been promising this for a while, but they just they just did a Q four earnings report, and you know they were they were on with their Wall Street homies. Who are I think it's like cool to fire people and shipped on the consumers who pay you, and so they were like, and by the way, we're

getting rid of these fucking shared passwords. They're going down assholes. Um. So, I mean, I get why they need to do it, but I just can't wait to see how they fuck this up and like alienate the Yeah, I totally and I think a lot of us to do too. Because of that ad supported tier absolutely ship the bed like nobody using it. So they took a big swing on that, and I think because that was like no from the consumers,

they're like, well, then we're coming for your fucking passwords. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're gonna like when they tried to do it and they like test rolled some of it out and I think some South and Central American countries and the reports from those tests were it fucking sucks. It's bad. Look,

consumers get smarter, you know what I mean. So if anything, you're just gonna start seeing like a proliferation of people just uploading exclusive Netflix shows to like their plex server, and then everyone just goes to that, and then the pirates are gonna win or not. I don't know, you know, allegedly we have a new person to like, I don't know, there's that jay Z lyric about like in the future picturing your son throwing the football with Russell Westbrook, Like, uh,

future kids or Russell Wilson. Yeah, and uh god, Russell Wilson. Have you ever watched videos of Russell Wilson. Yeah, Oh my god. He is the least interesting man on the planet. He is such a dorm He's like, he looks like an algorithm. Yeah. I don't know how that makes sense, but that's his vibe, his algorithm. He looks like he seems like he's malfunctioning at all times too, Like just his attempts to be cool or do anything authentic on social media are wild. Um, there's like this one long

dance video that oh man, oh I saw that. I saw part of it where I was like, please get me out of here. Hard to watch, hard watch. Anyways, we got a new one, the Jiu Jitsu Instructor. The family Jiu Jitsu Instructor is the new person. You gotta be watching out for Russell Wilson throwing the mouth. It's

the Jets Mob, They're coming for you. So we talked about how when Giselle and Tom Brady split that there was rumors that she was kicking it, like you know, with the jiu jitsu instructor, and people are like, you know, he's been like a refuge and like like there's a lot of trust between them. Now there's like pictures of them and like Costa Rica and like they're on a

jog and ship and they're like, what's going on? And again they're like the fund is going on here, Like she's with the jiu jitsu guy, right, this guy like Joaquim Valenci, I don't know if he's I don't know if he's Brazilian also, which may factor in, uh yeah, and which would get in a way. Yeah, but I mean there's I mean b j j Yeah, Brazilian jiu jitsu is definitely its own thing. So you know, it's not Brazilian NFL football that is whack and only American.

I wonder if she's like, yeah, you know, he's just tom just has no honey in his hips, you know what I mean, He's touched down, Tommy. I need someone with a little bit of you know, as we say in Brazil, some some some that X factor that we like to tap into. But anyway, you know, one of the insiders said Gizella doors and trust valenci And has been spending a lot of time with him. But I don't think it's a traditional dating scenario, which means they're dating,

like yeah, there's nothing going on here. They simply have a quote deep personal relationship and he is a teacher to her and the kids. Oh Tom, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. When you step to this guy, he's gonna have you in his guard so quick, and you're gonna act like just told him you walked out a fucking anger management family. So he's gonna be like, Oh, you're a tough guy. Huh okay, let me come over here. Chom,

I got something, are you, Mr Braigy? Uh yeah, that Portuguese accent, you know, Chom Braigy And that quote whether it goes on to say whether or not it will ever become more than that rests on the table. So that's a really non committal way from him. That sounds like a yeah, the teacher to her, I'm a teacher to her and the kids, like a very slightual describing whether or not they're fucking you know. Yeah. I also found out what what what's the type of fat that

people are speculating to that cheek fat Yeah removed. There was a really funny tweet with someone who's like, we don't call that boocle fat around here, we call that guancha like Italian like parked out will meat he used to cook with. Yeah, that was more of a foodie joke for child. But yeah, some people. So people are speculating because he's he's very thin, I think because he is on so like, do people realize how restrictive TB twelve is. No TV twelve considers tomatoes a junk food.

Tomatoes like just raw tomatoes. That's not you're not that's too inflammatory, Like there's so much ship you can't it's too much. And now he looks like handsome squid word having a mid life crisis. Yeah, and it is wild to see, Like when he came into the league, he was just like he looked like a football player, and now he looks Yeah that he's a guy where the

Jets mob took off with his wife and kids. He looks like a character from a nightmare before Christmas, you know, like very he's he's got Jack Skellington vibes um and it's good, Like, hey, he's still a handsome dude. He was handsome before too, Like it's it's all good. That's why I feel comfortable like making fun of his changing appearances, Like I'm not. It's not like it's like, look at this ugly you know, he's still an icon. It's just, uh, what do you you act like? He's listening to this

ship Tom. It's all right, man, like, don't don't be mad at me. Just take a look in the mirror, you know. All right, get to the next one so we could feel older, okay. Uh and finally, uh, somebody issued a list of the top rap songs turning thirty this year. It's oh, yeah, I know him all, I know him, all these songs that are turning thirty. Okay, first one, what if I say, who that's the sound of the police. Yeah, that's cares one sound of the police.

How about this one that's slam Bionic Lords of the Underground chief come on, chef Chiefs about to be thirty? Shoop shoopoo again. This is how I this is how we chill from ninety three till died the seven Digits call up Bridget Yeah so was a mischief till infinity, which makes sense. It's but still had to put that in my mind. Um uh full you know how we do it? Ice cube? Okay, hey what about a fool? Don't you know I'm local local Boom dum boom, insane in the brain. Also, Papa, Papa you n I d

I gotta let him know you ain't up. That's how I remember on the radio, it was who are you calling up at you? We're like what uh? Then? Uh? Naughty by Nature, hip Hop Hooray, Diggible Planets where I'm from, Keep your head up by Tupac, Outcast Players, ball Snoop Dog. Some of these seem real, like the Cypress Hill one for some reason. I think maybe because like my friends at the time, we're into the Cypress Hill one, like right away, like the second that came out, They're like, oh,

we smoked weed too, right exactly? Yeah, Murder number four I got. I think I had that cass single. If not, I had the cassette album of Murder Murder they gave me. That's when I was like, who's Calvin Rhodus like the video because had that and I was like, that's his. That's when I was like rappers can have, like really dorky asked names. Oh no, and then when I learned,

I was like, no, I can't believe. Shoot and Murder was the case came out in the same year, also award tour, and then one of our favorites, don't yeah casual is everything around me because I mean, we gotta get that money, dollar dollar bill, y'all. Oh my god, wait when do we That's so funny, Jack. I remember when we were talking about the twenty fifth anniversary of thirty six Chambers on this show. Yeah, early episodes and we're talking thirty years. Oh my god, Miles, we just

carbon date. Just use like I'm fucking just use, just use thirty Look, cut cut us in half like the rings on a tree, and just hold up the thirty six Chambers next to our bleeding body and you'll hold there. All right. Those are some of the things that are trending on this Friday afternoon. We're back on Monday with the whole last episode of the show. Be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all on Monday. Bye bye.