Biden Bulb Blowback, GenZ Now Cheugy AF? 08.02.23

Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two ninety eight. Is it still just? I feel like I had be closer to three hundred by now? Anyway, It's episode two of the dailies. Iite, guys, this is still a production of iHeartRadio. It's still the podcast where you take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It is web Nest Day, August second, twenty twenty three, and say, you know, and uh, happy celebrations to you if you celebrate National Coloring Book

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And I am thrilled to be joined by my guest co host today. I feel like you already know if I'm a guest co host, It's like you already know who's going to be. Who it's going to be. It's the god from Chicago. Okay, it's the man with the golden voice. It's the host with the most It's the improvisor who's also my supervisor. Please welcome to the stage, mister jockeys. Now, I lost my voice. Wow, I'm not gonna sing. I don't say it right now. I know

What other black movies that are just so fucking ridiculous that like that have been made, probably like uh, sorry to bother you.

Right, yeah, that's one just so fucking ridiculous. But that's got that's got some real subtext to it though, That's what I mean, And like, let's let's forget the person who actually penned that film. But anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's move on to talk about our guest today in the third seat again, one of our favorite guests that we have on the show. We know I mean, we know you as oh shit, almost knocked my bomb over.

Thank you, thank you, thanks.

Thank you so much. I don't have a.

Day job, That's what I don't do, but do everything else.

Hey, you got those things on and you just had your first art show too. I did.

I had an art show in La Solo art show at La Artcore was really excited about it was thrilling. I don't know what life is anymore.

Yeah, where do I go from here? But yeah, check out Aunties with Deadly Stare, you know what I mean? Yeah? That was a serious Yeah. I love the laser eyes. It's my favorite, like bringing that into it. And you know what else is new? I mean, what else you are going on? That was a lot.

I like didn't do anything in my life except paint for like three four weeks, no, three four months. The show ended mid July, and then I went to Palm Springs in like one hundred and fifteen degree. He just hung out in the pool, you know. It was really cheap though. And then I went to Arizona.

Wait, were you just chasing the hottest fucking places in the country?

Was the Arizonta was like a consulting job, but like it was really hot.

Were you in Phoenix? You were in Phoenix?

Were I was in? North of Phoenix? I was at the Clearwater was care Free? That was the name of the area, care Free?

Were people? Also? Did you read about how like people were getting like terrible burns from falling on the black top during the heat wave in Arizona.

The cactus are falling over in Arizona because they can't deal with the heat, which is wild.

That's insane, that's too hot too. I remember in Chicago the first year I moved to la and I went back, it was it was twenty twelve. It was the polar vortex. Oh yeah, and you know Chicago has winter. For those of you who don't know, Chicago has windshield. And if you don't know what windshield is, that means, as God's way of saying, the temperature is what it is, but

Too cold for them.

Outside in Chicago, polar bears, it was too cold for them.

I'm just like in any normal Chicago winner, the polar bears just kicket is that is that? Yeah, the polar bears can be in or outside.

But like it was time, it was so dangerously cold that they had to take them inside to keep them alive.

They didn't trust that they could stay overnight. And the fucking cold. You can see see Republicans and climate deniers. We got polar bears wearing jackets, people burning themselves on the fucking I saw video some of baking cookies on their dashboard. Yeah that's anyway. So we're all just trying. We're all just trying to make sense of this climate crisis. We're in an ecological disaster, but hey, we're making we're spending a lot of money to try and get out

You know what's funny? I was just looking at it. I was looking at the moon. We're in a full moon right now. August is going to be I think there's two full moons in August that we're in a blood moon. That is the hippie dippy world that I'm in where I'm googling the moon.

Yo.

My partner, her majesty, she's going to some full moonshit tonight.

I went to a full moonshit last night or Sunday night?

Wait? Is there like an official day? Can you do it? Is it like more lit today? Than Sunday or is this like I think yesterday.

Was No, Actually tonight, Tonight's the biggest one. But Sunday I went to. This is like the most ridiculous thing I've ever done. I went on a hike and Panga Canyon to Panga Canyon, which is like hippie dippy central, thirty five minute hike to that like place. I forgot what it was called Lookout Peak or whatever. And they had a DJ setup and we did meditation. There's a meditatingation. Person had disco headphones on. We like welcome the Moon with the dance party.

Wait, so the DJ hike up like a thirty five minute hike with all their gear. Yeah, that's fucking dedication.

I felt like I was like at a rave for like grown ups.

Yeah yeah, and it was nice outside too, I bet it was.

It was hot.

It was a hot hike, yeah, hike, yeah, but adults that respect the lunar cycles. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Now, I am a college educated man, but I did go to art school, so I don't know a lot. I thought there was only one full moon a month. I didn't know there was like more. I thought like, is that not true?

Is that legal, that's not true. Is legal to have two full moons the moon.

The moon cycle is different than the sun cycle. So the moon is every twenty eight days. Oh and the sun is like you.

Know, okay, so there is there is only one full moon per cycle, yes, but there possibly could be over lateship.

Yeah.

And the only reason why I know this is because I'm Muslim and then we like fast, you know, during Ramadan to go by the Yeah, okay, all right. College education, it's because of eating.

Yeah, because Islam, Okay, you know what I mean, that's how That's how I got educated in the lunar cycles. Yeah, I don't. I even like I remember studying that kind of ship in school, and that shit just went over my head. I'm like, you know what, I.

Still don't understand. Like last or Sunday night, there was the moon was up and the sun was up at the same time. I still haven't figured that part out.

I know.

I see you see that pretty often here in California at least. I remember like when I was younger, whenever I would notice that, I would.

Be like, oh my gosh. And now I'm like, I noticed that should like five days a month month?

Yeah, yeah, that was quite often.

It happens quite often, like at least on this side of the country.

I'm sure like your listeners are going to respond explaining like how the moon revolves around the Earth and the sun is Yeah, it's just like I do the I still don't understand.

Yeah, I was like, it's not night, this is the devil. Yeah, I'm going to church.

And all those people that are going to explain it. Maybe you can explain other life mysteries to us, like why do dogs and cats live together?

Exactly? And why why do.

Dogs and cat live together? I wonder that all the time.

And why are their receipts at cvs so long? Please tell me God?

Why why are there aliens coming to our planet?

What?

What's something you think is overrated?

I was thinking a lot about like aunties. But I don't know if aunties are overrated as much as the way that we talk about aunties is overrated.

I think we're in the generation definition of aunties.

Yes, right, So like the auntie, So my archie revolves around like this idea. It was actually inspired by a hate crime incident that happened in twenty sixteen, where two Muslim women were kicked off of the plane for staring too hard, and the flight attendants were like, we didn't like how they were looking at us, so we them off of the plane. And that's what inspired my series

Are and now and you are.

And just for those who are not familiar with the auntie term, is not like your mom or dad.

It's like sister, that's not the auntie you're talking about. Women, Yes, at.

Dating, I'm dating a I'm dating an Indian lady right now? Is she and like I have been schooled on all her aunties and all.

It's a beautiful thing.

This one white lady came up to me at the art shown She's like, oh, so this happened to your aunt I was like no. At the universal end.

I'm on now, Yeah, I think that's a problem people have. Like in black culture, auntie that's not doesn't have to be a thing to be a literal aunt Sometimes it's like your mom's best friend and that's just like auntie. Yeah, even uncle or cousins exactly family. So many people are my cousins that are not my cousin. Yeah, that's just what it is. And I think in America sometimes it's it's viewed a little bit more rigid, but that they're like, well they hear, They're like, so this is a sibling

Like I last year I went to my cousin's like the whole family descend, okay at cousin, my actual cousin and the whole family, but my actual cousin, my actual cousins, the whole family descended on to Vegas for my cousins graduating from med school. And we were like out and like my younger cousin who's now in like her early twenties or whatever.

So I was there where she was born.

Literally I was she was born, and and we were like out like having a drink, having a smoke, and she like turned to me, and she was like jackiees, are you our real cousin or like how are you related? And I'm like, girl, our parents are first cousins. Yes we are as real cousins. But like it's so like ingrained that like you can but because we're family, But it's so ingrained that like you can't be related by blood or not, but you still has his uncle's on Tea's like yeah, beautiful.

The same level of closeness that you don't really examine half the time, especially when you like lit like you come up with these people all the time. It's just it is what it is. Tz give us something that you think is underrated?

Are we not talking about aliens invading kindet Earth?

Like I feel like that, I feel like it's not as I feel like it's not in the main stream as as I know, we've been talking about this on the show, right, Because when I see somebody under old talking about some yeah we're covered non biologics from a fucking spacecraft and there's a program to retrieve or reverse engineer, I'm like.

Hold the fuck up, because I begin to die. For so long I've been waiting to hear this shit. Please let me see this, and we talked a little bit about like what a lot of skeptics have said. I think one of the more compelling arguments I've heard from skeptics is like, hold on, these motherfuckers got ships that are like a sphere in a cube that can move at light speed, but they them shits just crash everywhere. They're like, what the fuck is going on? Maybe they're well, that is.

Like holographic multi dimensional.

That's a bridge too far for me. I mean, like let them be here physically, But yeah, I don't know. I mean I think I've always said, like I'm very open to this idea. I would like to see something a little more tangible in terms of like evidence, but like I'm not immediately going to be like, man, fuck out of here, that ain't happening, because again, I've just spoken way too much weed to not be open to some fucking aliens being here. That's just it is what it is.

I believe it, But I just don't understand why no one's talking about it, Like, like no one's talking No one in the mainstream is talking about it, And I'm like going into every party going like, hey, did you hear about the aliens? And how kindness is talking about it. It was like whatever, whatever this is, like what it?

I just like, man.

It four years ago I felt like there would be like a few things that would universally bring us together as a human race. Sure, and after the pandemic, I no longer think that. And now it is even more evident that there are we are literally talking about aliens and nobody gives a shit. That's how That's how much news and bad shit is. Our world is so fucked up that we are like aliens. Man, I wish we could talk about that, but we got some other shit to talk about.

It is wild by police, but yeah, there are a I think the other part too, is like it's I get because if right, if true, then we have to have a serious talk about how we view our life on this planet, who we are in relation to each other, what fucking God is or is not, you know what I mean.

Like, there's a lot because I remember the Catholic Church a few years ago was like, yeah, you know, if aliens out there, that's part of God's plan. Like I'm pretty sure the Catholic Church was sort of like preparing for this kind of shit to be like yeah, and Christ was fucking with aliens. So I don't think that that's like not part of God, Okay, like we're cool with them. That I think it does. It does make for a lot of introspection that is so abstract at

But like the people who like actually believe in the aliens, even they were like, are skeptical of this hearing, you know what I mean? Like the people that were like are the ones that send you the alien memes? Right, those are the ones that were like, yeah, but they're just trying to distract you from something, right, I believe that.

But like, yeah, I was like, this is quite the syof. I don't know if you had to swing this big, if you're running a fucking op on everybody, but I but like, this is the one no one's paying attention to either, So is it like a totally total l of a fucking op to be like damn, nobody's fucking going for this shit, Like, yeah, I'm talking about it. I guess they're gonna realize Bidenomics isn't a real thing.

I think we, uh, we are in the culture now where movies mean too much because you know, it's also like all right, man, yeah, Young's am aliens. But if Will Smith ain't punching that motherfucker talking about Welcome to Earth, I ain't.

Gonna be scared.

Like you know, we like at this point, I'm like, where's the alien invasion?

Yeah, Like that's I want to cigar in my mouth saying now that's what I call a closer counter. Yeah, you know what I mean. We were talking all the other day about fantasizing, like I'll go downtown to the former first Interstate Bank building, which was the one that gets gotten downtown LA and Independence Day. I'll get on that. I'll get on that roof. I'd be like, yes, come bring them, bring them, but it's to be seen. But yeah, I don't know, have you So I'm guessing you were

I was like, biologics. Did you guys hear biologic?

Yeah exactly. I'm like, man, I just I wrapped my Dodger fitted in Tim Foyle. It was dope, you know what I mean? Just letting people know.

There are there people out there that like, I have no interest whatsoever and becoming like president of the United States or any But I would solely like drop everything right now, scrub my search history, take every podcast I've ever done off of the air so it can't be used against me in the future, and start to run for president just to learn secrets that we don't fucking know.

Yeah, I do that.

What I would do nothing in the White House but just learn secrets.

Like the Kentagon's budget, Like, fuck a budget, man, let me see these fucking aliens. Let me see Area fifty one. Baby, there's a montage I saw where somebody cut together a clip of when tell it? Like late night hosts have asked former presidents about aliens. Yeah, and it's interesting how like they're always coy about it. Like George Bush's like, come on, man, I can't tell you exactly what do

Now, like just they know there's something.

Let us have a little bit of Let us have some extraterrestrials as a little treat man. The Earth is fucked up enough, you know.

I mean, there's something fun about knowing like I am one of ten people in the entire history of this planet that knows about Yeah.

Instead, like in Hollywood, we like we know kinds of secrets are like well, when's this person going to get exposed? It's like those are the closest we get to alien sightings. I think in La do you think it's a world thing? Do you think it's a world thing? Can ask both of you? Do you think?

Oh?

Because like because if the world has to be in on it, like this is the one thing that like world leaders.

Are okay, the world just like a global a global coordinated.

What they say in the congressional hearing, that guy the witness, he said that there's some international treaty that everyone agree, all the world leaders agree to like not to.

Keep it under rests. Yeah.

The only thing that we can agree on as a as a as a planet is to not tell people, right.

Could you imagine? It's like the one crash, Like even like between Israel and Palestine, they're like, yo, man, we're on the same page with the aliens. I can't talk about it. That's sacred. That's sacred to our tide state, constant human rights violations. I mean, like you know if you know what topic. But the aliens okay, Yeah, it's like it's like they're holding that that that mean what like the red bandana and the blue bandana but over alien wo wow, the one true, the one true balancer

Yeah, we see more a you know, they've killed more people.

Yeah. But I think also like I'm surprised they don't have that fear because I feel like it's like the fear of an alien is about imperialism, the boomerang of imperialism coming back your way, and that we obsessed with this invasion of four foreign forces onto our lands or whatever because.

It's the protect ourselves.

Yeah, yeah, same. You know, America has so many ways to feel guilty, whether it's about chattle, slavery, these other things are like and they manifest in our medium weird ways. I see that as like made potential underpinnings of it. But but then at the same time, you're like, but the Brits a scene that ship the Brits. Yeah, come on, now, I know y'all are feeling that anyway, So we will see, we will see. There's more hearings on the way and there is Yeah, because apparently like these they got to

But we'll see what aoc he's gonna discover. Because she's the only Saltish person I trust.

She was also on some we gotta figure out what's going on. I was like, oh, really, okay, well you want to see him too. I think anybody that's how you know somebody smoked weed in Congress if they're like, yo, I gotta know about this a little bit more. Yeah, yeah, I see you all, I see you all. All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back to talk about our dear leader Joe Byron right after

I mean, like, is it aren't the Republicans like the like, you know, party about money, Like, are they the like you know, like this is just gonna.

Have a bunch of modalism. Yeah, I it's It's hard because again it has to it's anything that's now seen as efficient or like talking about energy consumption. Is them trying to say this is like some tree hugger climate change fight stuff, which guess what, assholes, that's something we need to be doing, although at a much larger level, not at the consumer level with light bulbs. But anyway,

I hate that he's such a terrible person, because if he wasn't, he is the funniest president we've.

Ever had this world. If he was, like, if he was just so just ignorant and not such a vile, hateful, racist, misogynists, et cetera, they feel, But I don't know how you can it's it's hard to be a I mean, I guess George Bush is presidents, but I just do love it. I look. But to even think that we'd be just like, no, not those bulbs, because I look better when there's less light,

I I I don't understand caring about light.

I don't understand. I don't understand it. Yeah, and and not from a and not from.

A micro level, because like, yeah, man, there are some light bulbs and I'm like, oh, man, give me that daylight white.

You know, yeah, I got my preferences, and shit, oh wait, you don't. You don't like a very warm light like too? I like, I like the daylight white. Although now a lot of the lights in my house are like smart lights, so I can like adjust the lights too.

Oh whatever.

I wanted to color temperature right right right, yeah, you know, the temperature to color at the brightness everything. And then even like when led lights first started becoming thing, I was like, ooh, these motherfuckers.

But like outside of that, who gives a ship? And now and now they look pretty much they're putting out the same fucking light as the other ones. If if you are like someone who's like I don't need the hyper white light and drives me wild or whatever they have they got. They got warmer colors, all kinds they got warmer colors. Don't worry, you won't die under the LEDs.

And life is expensive, like don't we want to like make life cheaper for people? This is basically in the end, it's gonna make energy use cheaper.

For the action I mean over yeah, it'll it's gonna save you know, overall, like billions in people's light bills by just doing this or combined or whatever. But again, they gotta find a way to be against efficiency of any kind because it's it's just wild. It's progressed across

So ridiculous, Tess, Let me ask you something. I'm convinced that he's doing this on purpose. Oh because I just I refuse to believe anybody. I don't refuse to believe it, but I don't believe that you can be this inept or this like of twos to not realize what.

You are doing.

Is either he's doing all purpose because somebody made him mad and then he was like this is my long come to end this shit or something.

But like, good lord, Also, so do you am? I? Am I alone in this? Do you think that? Do you think this too? Part of me is also I have to I also have to acknowledge my own blind spots as a not wealthy white guy who just had who could just fail upward? Infinitely true because you see this a lot. I mean, with anything, right if you if you're surrounded by SICKA fans forever, you will never hear an idea, a critical idea that might resonate with

So did you were you following when he was over at was it PayPal and he tried to rename PayPal text x Yeah fired him. Yeah, and they fired him for that. So like this is just like this is just his ego, right, Like he's just trying to.

Fetch He's trying to make you know what I mean.

But I will say that, like, you know, I I've worked with the in my activist life. I've worked at a digital media activist organization and we used to do work with the US version of all these organizations. And it's just so ridiculous because I think there was a quote, there was a quote between Elon and his wife where he was so upset by whatever was happening at Twitter. He's like, I'm going to buy it and I'm going to run the ship to the ground basically, right, And

I guess it's hard right to be like if you wanted to just debt it, just buy it and debt it and be a super villain, you know what I mean? Like, if.

It's a public what's it called? Like he is like it's on the you know, his stops.

Yeah, public, public is trying to come.

So he can't technically do that.

Well yeah, I think I mean he can also like also, you know, to do that and then to just end it would realistically, in my opinion, like that way. If I was any other businessman, I would be like, I'm never trusting you, Yeah, exactly. But you can't buy it and fuck it up by making move after the move after move that's move and still have the trust of your fellow white man.

Well well that's what's wild to me, is like, because if if you are just sabotaging her from the inside, why also use like your pet project that you've been trying to make happen for years be part of it, Like why are you letting your ego get wrapped up in it? If this is. This is a very clear operation to do bad. It could just be you know, six oh one half dozen of the other but it is clear to your point, Taz like it is, it is, it's it's it's shaken, it's the wheels are coming off.

Because I'm just wondering, like, you know, obviously he's a vindictive person and he's doing all of this because he thinks people on the left have abandoned him and made him look silly and stupid and like the moron that we think.

He is to be.

But like also like, is he actually a good businessman? Or has he no? As he well yes? Or and but with Tesla or SpaceX, has he inserted himself into business models that are hard to fail? And this is the first time he's inserted himself into a business model that his decision making is directly affected, I would say of a company.

Same with Tesla though right like there we just talked about a story about how there is a there is a subdivision within Tesla that is meant to gaslight car owners when they say the range isn't what it actually is that shows up on their dashboard, and that is by design Elon Musk, who wanted to fuck with the software that was displaying mileage to give you a fake, fucking actual range distance on your dashboard til you hit fifty percent battery, and then it showed you what you're

But I think and I will say that like when Tesla and Space Ex started, we didn't Elon was like a not a figure that we heard from, like he was there. Yeah, that Twitter gave him a voice, and I don't like his voice, like people don't like his Like now we get to see his ego in this very real way, where as before he was just kind of like.

A mythical mythical We didn't know much about him, so we just equated some of these really cool things that these companies, because look, yeah, electric cars are great and self driving car.

Look, I used to watch the Jetsons.

I want that shit right all right, and go into space is fantastic and Space Export so like, these are very like cool things, and these are very forward things, and we just automatically and this is a lesson in society too, for all of us. We just automatically put that progressiveness or that that coolness onto him when we didn't know much about him. Yeah, and then you know, and then we pulled the curtain back and saw.

It was funny because I remember, over the course of doing this podcast, we went from barely talking about Elon Musk and then slave being like man, man, fuck you I'm pretty sure fuck this guy, actually, you know, and now we've reached you know, critical mass now where he's gone from tony starks in people's eyes to stony farts or whatever the he wants to go by. Hey man, don't be talking about my brother stony farts, you know

Like I say, yes, as right as you are. The other half of me was also like, oh yeah, just fucking way.

They're like we didn't have the internet to cook gen X, Like I'm sure we could have. Like yeah, I mean now we do it retrospectively, but yeah, I was like, time does come for you as well, t is coming for you, Tom does. And guess what we have arrived there Generation Alpha, which is the kids born between like twenty eleven, and now they are sending gen Z some

I mean, I think you guys should when you post on line about this episode, have a second slide and showing some of this toilet.

Yeah, check out what check this s gibty.

Out what the heck is going on?

So there's an elevator with urinals and heads come out to toilet yep, and the big the nets the next that was it? That was it? That was one full up. That was one post about it, And I'm like, what the fuck was that? We got heads coming out of toilets. We have people with surveillance cameras on their heads. There are people with TVs on their heads and they fight in some of the videos. I cannot I don't know what the meaning is. And it's funny.

I don't understand.

I know, I don't you think.

We've I think we've reached a point where the generations that are born like Jen A and or Alpha whatever you want to call them, and generations that are going to be born after that, we've reached a point where their brains are born broken.

Because they're on screens as soon as they are fucking born.

Like it's like I like, I know there is a four month old baby in my life, not mine, but like that I know, And and you got a kid miles like they know immediately, they know how to look at you pull a phone out, they know how to look at it. They can follow with there like they are. And I'm saying this likeheartedly that their brains are broken, but likes.

Different the different reality for sure. I want to play this. So somebody one of these people who have like a younger gen Alpha sibling, they posted on TikTok of being like just like hey can can like their little brother. They're like, can you break down the skivity toilet? Mean? For me? This kid is like nine years old, and I'm telling you it's I can't even follow what this kid is saying. That's what's so frustrating. About it, I

Because how did it?

Because after.

Before they saw each other, like what we got take over the city? Oh okay, the skivities were all of them, the skivvyes.

Okay, So the skibbities are trying to take over the city and the camera men don't like that.

Yeah, so cameraman are trying to save this city. Uh mmmm oh so we're talking about two different peoples, like the.

Camera, the camera heads, the TV heads they got the second wine. Then there's the Skibbity toilets, which is the heads that.

Come out the toilets urinals, and they and the camera people represent like the like corporate America or like the bad people in the world.

You're going to de Skibbittyes, want to take over the city as this young man, So skimvityes take over. But the but the TV heads and the camera has fight them to prevent the takeover of the skibbity toys.

To fight them, right because yeah, yeah yeah, And like the cameras are on their heads because they see all.

Again that's too much. It feels like again I don't know again, like these kids are going to be They're the most online generation of all time. And I think it's just it's probably gonna be one of these things where like, even if it doesn't make sense to us, it's the aesthetic is probably gonna be what like SpongeBob Simpson's memes and shit are to us.

Wait, I have a I have a question.

Yes in the back.

Yes, is this related to Minecraft at all? And how these kids are all into Minecraft?

Minecraft? Again? Minecraft? I don't know. I mean, yeah, my my nephew plays the fuck out of my career.

I talked to a ten year old last night and she plays Minecraft on the internet with someone else.

Look as we are washed and old and if we said that to them, they would probably laugh at us and then vab.

She did laugh at me when I asked that.

I guess, okay, oh well, well Victor, well, producer Victor in the chat, Victor, what come on, hey, come in here, come in here. If you if you're about, don't you act like you know what's going on? Sorry for poor audio quality. No, producer, Victor, come through the building. Yes, yes, please, yes, with knowledge. So back in the day, people would use Gary's mod to mod video games and make little machinemos, which is just basically making a TV or a movie

You know, Hey, listen, man, you know I went to bed last night excited for sleep. I was so sleepy you couldn't fall asleep because insomnia eventually did. And woke up and was like, my body hurts, So like, you know that that's coming for all of y'all.

You know what I'm saying, Well, you just sleep wrong.

Oh you wake up and your whole damn body hurts, and you gotta get up and walk through the day to like relieve your pad.

We didn't tell you have to do morning stretches, yeah, because you can't walk with that.

The morning stretch. Hey, don't don't sit on that office seat with your ankle tucked under your butt like that wire which you get that it band pain like I did. But yeah again, I just love that. There's also like just this whole I don't know, there's like lack of acceptance around it, but I get it and I and what I tell them is these kids, they're they're they're the oldest ones are eleven. So Gen Z, you're still

Now, how old is your baby?

My baby is about to be six months old.

How does it feel to have like a baby entering this shit. Yeah.

Also, your baby may not be generation in alpha. Yeah you're I think it's baby's born from then until now. Like okay, but you know they changed that shit like yeah, yeah, yeah.

In retrospect, they'll go back and be like, actually, this generation was twenty twenty three.

Like I'm gonna tell them. I'm like, you're a millennial, Like you're dead. That's what we do.

When we were first born, we were generation Why, like why, Yeah, we were Generation Why.

And then and then it changed to we changed the millennials. Yeah, because it was just more I think it was easier to follow. But anyway, so shout out to y'all. I get it. The slow creep of death comes for all of us. But just accept it and you will be saved. All right, Well, thank you so much Taz and Jack Keith for joining me today. Appreciate us taking a journey through our evolving culture.

Aliens jin a.

Yo and hey, and if anybody can like give me some kind of like sociological anthropological analysis of skibvity toilet please, Like I and I understand what Victor's saying. This is like a natural progression of Gary's mind. And that's how we got this like visual like what what are what are we saying with this? Yeah? And you are and if you are generation outfit and you're listening to this, yeah, shout out to you. You want and you want to like let us know, don't don't don't come into my

Oh yeah, yeah, the millennial Jen Alpha Yo. Listen, we do have proper names for our generations. We're not just no fucking letter you know what I'm saying. We got names.

It's that euro where we tie our flags together and fucking millennials and we go to bully gen Z so stupid. Uh, Taz, Where can people find you? Follow you and all that good good stuff.

Yeah, I'm at Tazzi Star and all the socials podcasts, not making new podcasts, but you can look at our cives for good Muslim, bad Muslim. If you want to see my art, I'm gonna have some new pieces posted this a week I think from the art show. It's up at Etsy Tazzi Stars Shop. I don't know, I don't know what I'm doing with my life. You guys, you can find me somewhere on the internet.

Not in the boobox toilet. Yeah what if what would you do if you showed that to an auntie?

I think she would hit me with a shoe, right.

Yeah, yeah, to be like, what the are you trying to do? Trying to trying to corrupt my brain with this ship? Hit you with that sand? Hit you with that sandal, flip flop.

Sand off the flop. We get up up the head.

The real quick. But does it where they just flick it up off their foot. That's how I knew too, Like like if they were sitting cross legged when they got access to the fucking the house slipper right there? Yeah, get ready.

They were ready. They were like in pose.

Yeah yeah yeah. And is there like any work of media, social media, anything that you want to shout out that you're liking.

There is an Instagram person that I've been following. Her name's Auntie Matrix, and she just reads glitches from the Matrix and people submit like letters to her which are like glitches in the matrix right, And I don't know, I'm like a little obsessed with these because she goes either talks about like like people, what's it called NFT not NFTs like NPCs. Uh huh aliens Uh just time glitches. So I'm slowly turning into a conspiracy theorist, I.

Guess is what's happening? Wait, you're way so on, so you're on that glitch talk shit too. You think there's MPCs walking around.

I don't know about the NPC's part, but I like how people like submit alien stories and ghost stories to her.

Oh yeah, I'll fuck with that because I tell people, the people who believe we're in the matrix, I just keep saying, you're just suffering under capitalism. That's yeah.

Those one I'm a little bit more sketched about.

But like the woman who was on pause, Yeah yeah, I.

Saw that one. But then I was like, that's just like that was probably just like camera work.

Yeah yeah, I don't. I also I threw a water on that too, But anyway, whatever, I get it. I get it. Kids.

I like I like watching her account because it's just kind of seeing this other world.

Yeah. I think there's uh, you know, I feel like when I was a kid, it was all about the Illuminati and being like you'll Illuminati, Illuminati, Luminati, Luminati, LUMINAI. And now it because like it's the matrix matrix, matrix and metrics matrix. So we all have our and now skimby toilet s. Gim me toilet, give it a toilet, uh jaquies and you follow you and all that and appreciate you. Co host. Yeah, then listen.

You can find me in these streets, baby, But it's a little too hot in these streets, so you can find me in the air conditioned room, you know what I'm saying. And when the temperature drops about an extra five degrees, I'll be back out in these streets, baby, and also at Jackie's Neil on any social media that you can find me on.

Any working media anything like that. Social media.

You know, you know what I love about, Like, there's one thing I do love about being online is that the shit that you think only you do, somebody will make a meme of and you realize, oh shit, everybody do that. And there's a meme from Bone Boner Wizard at Boner Wizard and is I don't know if you've seen Oppenheimer yet, but there is.

This isn't a spoiler, but there is like a part of the movie where he Killian Murphy.

Is just sitting on the couch like butt ass naked with his legs crossed, sitting on the like love seat.

And so that's the picture.

And the thing says me at three am, trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack.

And when I say that is so real?

How often I will go to the fridge and just get handsfuls of cheese and just.

Eat it and like a little scoop of peanut butter. Oh yeah, it's so funny. I love it. That's why, like, as an adult, I like switch to block cheese, because what do I look like getting all these shredded cheddar flakes everywhere? Like you can just offend? I said, yeah, do you eat? Do you eat it straight from the block or do you cut off a little? My mother's voice echoes in my head where I can feel me getting smacked upside my head if she caught me doing some ship like that. And like, so now I keep

Yo, it gotta be like a check I mean energies, but like a Cheddar or something something that's.

Ridiculous eating like a Pecorino romano that would be off the fucking wheel.

Yeah, Tom and Jerry how the mouse used to just like.

Yeah, and then this whole body shape with just yeah, yeah, I'm of a rectangle in my windpipe based Yeah, you don't have to eat the whole block.

I'm just saying, like instead of slicing up like pieces, Yeah, we gotta have a bite of a block of cheese and we'll report back how it feels.

Tomorrow. All right, I'm putting sweat. I've got the cheese sweats, but I'm gonna do it nervous. I didn't try shower orange, but I will do cheese block. Maybe I'll do that in the shower too. Let's see a tweet that I like, you know, just more just tweets from the picket lines. Helen Shang at Helen Shang tweeted, whenever I pick it at a gate with just a few people, that's when I get the fuck you and get a job yells.