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Buckle your seatbelts. Daisie Leda and Michael Costa present Podcast Today. Hello, and welcome to Podcast Today, where we cut through the noise and bring you real talk about what's happening today. I'm Dassie, I'm Michael Costa. Before we get to today's episode, some quick housekeeping. Thursday's pod will be released at six pm instead of one pm because I have to take my dog to the dentist. Also a little more housekeeping. Friday's show is a listener mail bag, sending those questions
to Pod Today letters at mind spring dot email. One last bit of housekeeping, Thursday's pod will be at one pm again, my dog no longer has a cavity. Terrific. Turns out my dog didn't have a cavity, he just stated sharpie. We should also mention tickets are now on sale to our live shows in Oklahoma City, Minneapolis, and Hartford. Right use code. I'm with Podcasts and Antonio, Jacksonville, Biloxi, Philadelphia. Right and you can useroite Miami, Green Bay, Providence, Atlanta, Chesapeake, Fresno,
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that's right. He's a correspondent for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah Jabooky Young White. Thanks so much for having me. You know, the studio is a lot smaller than I thought it would be. Now, Jabouky, before we talk shop, you have a book to promote. Yes, well, it's actually more like a Twitter account. It's my Twitter account at jubooky Cool and where can our listeners find your Twitter account on Twitter? Fantastic. I can't wait to read it. Before we get to Jabouky. We just have a little
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Life is rough. Shouldn't your shave be too? That ad for Henry's Rusty Shave Club is sponsored by buck Banger, the fastest, easiest way to send money, Costa, use buck banger this week? Sure it did so Monday, I went to the movies with my buddy. We saw Aladdin again wrapping Genie. I can't help it anyway, We get the tickets, We see the movie. It's magical, and on the way out of the parking lot, I run over a rare bird. A rare bird, yeah, and I rebuild woodpecker crazy endangered,
huge fine for turning it into a road bandcake. So naturally I opened my wallet to buy the silence of all the witnesses. But oh, I spent my last Jackson. I'm Mr Will Smith's heartwarming and humorous two or to force. So what do I do? I opened the buck banger app send fifty dollar bribes to everyone who saw me do it, and I'm home by dinner time googling when is Aladdin to coming out? By the way, the answer not soon enough, Costa. You just confess to a crime.
What the crime of loving Aladdin? If that's a crime, then lock me up in solitary confinement, preferably with a blu ray of Will Smith's Aladdin. Buck Banger the easiest way to send money. All right, let's get to the point. But before we do, we need to address something we said on Monday's show. Let's take a list, and it's Monday, and before we get started, we have some housekeeping, right Tuesday's show where we push back to three pm instead of one pm. I have to be home at one
pm to get my latest shipment from shrimp Fix. Hey, is it bad if hypothetically a dog eats a sharpie? Just some housekeeping on that bit of housekeeping. Tuesday's show was actually released at three pm instead of three instead of one because we had more housekeeping than we anticipated, and just a bit more housekeeping. We are aiming to have less housekeeping going forward. That's right, Fewer housekeeping, fewer housekeepings. Guys.
By the way, it's actually houses keeping like Attorneys General or acep's Rocky, just so you know. And now let's get to the point. Quick reminder if you like, get to the point as well. Other great podcast Today segments like check this out, is this real Life? It's only Tuesday,
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jarring stuff actually. Anyway, those reviews really help us out. They boost our rankings, which allow us to be discovered by more people, and they also can serve as powerful character statements for us during core proceedings. Canty. By the way, shout out to listener David the dave Man eighteen your reviews saying we were quote awesome help me get back custody of my kids. Can I go now? Or do you guys want me to weigh in on something? No, we're ready for you, Yeah, sure are. Our guest today
is Jabooky young White jabookey. How are you doing? You know? I'm pretty good. I'm doing pretty good and I just wanted to throw in there. My appearance today is brought to you by just the Packaging. Do you love coming home to something that you ordered online, but you don't have the money to buy lots of ship Well, just packaging. We'll ship you a big box of tissue, paper, bubble wrap and all that other stuff that's so fun to open. And that's it. No meals to cook, no clothes to
try on and send back, It's just the packaging. Thanks. Before we move on, we've got some sad personnel news we do. This is Michael Costa's final episode of Podcast Today. Wait was I fired? We are super excited about our permanent new host, jabouky Young. Why what's up? I'm super excited to break down all the issues of the day with y'alla Costa. Can you please get your ship out of your office now? You can still send to Michael cost in our brand new international sister pod podcast Today Kosovo.
Up to the date news and commentary life from the Balkans Kosovo, Kosovo like the country, just read the paper? Hello Podcast Today Kosovo Fans. Tickets are now on sale for our live shows in Sarajevo to brev nick Chernobyl, buch Arest and Northern Czechnia. Use code hollow Kosovo for twenties ladles off and so I don't even have a passport. By the way, a bit of housekeeping. There is now an emergency bonus pod for our Titanium tier supporters on
Patriots That's right. Head to our fan page right now to hear an exclusive five alarm bonus pod that features our extended interview with Podcast Today Kosovo host Michael Costa, who will have secretly infiltrated a Chechen terrorist group people point of order? Please has the new a Laddin even been released in Kosovo? Podcast Today is produced by Tom Baylor and Schula Mansfield and recorded at daily shows toos in the heart of Manhattan's Little Belgrade. Trevor Noah is
our managing editor. Our research is provided by Miroslav Berkovich and bogged On Drakovich. Our audio engineer is Petra Mstorovich. Legal services provided by the law firm of and Eamma Loosovich. A man known only as the Scorpion is our lookout and unsuspecting uber driver named Cynthia is our wheelman, and laundry and pet sitting is handled by Zivko Vuillardino. Our fabulous interns are Greg Rasputin, Lizzie board In, the third and Lyle Menendez Costa. I want to leave us with
any parting words. Yeah, actually I just google and Aladdin is not in Kosovo right now. There's no doesn't seem to be any showtimes or movie theaters. This is kind of what keeps me grounded. And you have nothing to say now both you guess you could wait for it to show up on Prime and now you're the fucking host all of a sudden. I mean, you didn't even know, you didn't even know that you were going to be
the host. But but here's a hard work and then you see what the right well, you know, I stepped up to the plate, and I think maybe that could be a part of the reason pronounced Janovich. M m h, m m m h. This has been a Comedy Central podcast