Pod Save Little Creek Elementary

nineteen podcast in our growing network. We are the podcast by the resistance and for the resistance inside Little Creek Elementary School and Fairfax, Virginia. I'm Johnny, I'm Isabella, and I'm Tommy. We're in fourth grade and we have so much to discuss this week, including Principal Welsh's outrageous decision to shorten recess by fifteen minutes. This is not normal. We also have plenty more about Principal Welsh's efforts to build a wall between Little Creek Elementary and Santa Pueblo

Middle School. Your parents tax dollars hard at work. Later in the pod, we have an interview with Miss Stone. She's a substitute teacher who we think should be the next principle of Little Creek Elementary School. She made a lot of ways last week when she let us have two snack times. So excited for that. Before we get going some housekeeping, we're recording a live episode of Pod Save Little Creek at Jackson's Night birthday party on Saturday. If you like to attend the taping, get your mom

to R s v P to Jackson's mom. There's gonna be laser tag Tommy. We also have some news about our sister podcast. Yes, our sister podcast has a new interview with my sister. Her name is Victoria. She's in eighth grade and she's really mean to me. Check out Pod Save My Sister on iTunes. Also, this episode of Pod Saves Little Creek is bought to you by glue Apron. Glue delivered straight to your cubby hole. Are you tired of constantly running out of glue? I know I am.

Glue Apron is your new source for all things glue, crazy, glue, whatever sment you name it. Last week I got an amazing glue stick from glue Apron. It's purple. I'm obsessed love glue Apron. I especially like their edible glue. I don't think any of their glue is edible. I have to go to bathroom glue apron. It's paste modernized. Let's get to the news. This week, Principal Welsh announced an escalation is shade war, banning the trade of all Pokemon cards.

He said, quote, I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of all snore lax ducks until we figure out what's going on. A few questions. First of all, can the principle do this? Absolutely not. He is way beyond his authority here. It's mind blowing. For years, the foundation of our elementary school can take two unmistakable truths. First, everybody needs a coot distraught, and second that free trade is essential to the health of this school. Isabella, I

want to turn to you. Why aren't any teachers speaking up about this clear abusive power. Well? Did the teachers speak up when Principle Welch appointed Timmy Johnson Hall Martyr even though he's the biggest bully in fifth grade? Did the teacher speak up when he tried to ban all finger painting because one kid ate the paint again it looked like it was edible. We know this about the teachers. They are complicit. They are egotistical and they are Isosceles.

Can I just say something? This is the principal who is stoking divisions. He's making us learn long division. Every phone has a calculator, and can I just say it? Now? They're thing there's no reason we should be learned to play the recorder. This is a Bologney instrument. Let's get back on track. I think we need to face the facts here. And this is unpleasant to admit, but the

Principle is a fart face. This is the principle who has showed time and time again that he's a fart face, but all of his enablers are too afraid to say, Principle Welch is a fart face. It's almost like calling someone a fart face is worse than actually being a fart face. Speaking of fart faces, how is the Principal Welchi Soung got student of the month? You're talking about Principal Welsh Jr. Yeah, he doesn't even know what a fraction is, and all of a sudden he's doing morning

announcements and getting straight a's. It's part of a larger pattern of corruption. I mean, why is it that Principle Welch. It's forcing us to learn cursive. No one writes cursive anymore. It's because Principal Welsh is a right supremacist. He's an out and out right supremacist. This is not normal. Let's all so not forget that Principal Welch has repeatedly committed adultery. And Tommy remind our listeners what adultery is. Adultery is when you ask an adult why they're doing something and

they say, because I'm an adult and you aren't. I hate adultery. My dad always commits adultery When I ask why he gets to ice cream for dinner. My dad also committed adultery, and now I get to Christmas is Isabella. What could our listeners due to fight back against Principal Welsh. There are so many awesome organizations out there. You can go to vote Save Little Creek dot org for lists of opportunities. We are currently looking for volunteers to tp

Principal Welch's office. That's a great event for a great cause. You should also check out our friends at Swing Left and how can our listeners find Swing Left on the playground. It's the swings on the left next to the Monkey Bars. Another great organization and a very fun swing. Okay, we'll be right back after this word from our sponsors. Great, I'm going to go to the party. POD Save Little Creek is brought to you by Progressive Mommy Insurance. Did

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Absolutely Progressive Mommy Insurance also covers dad accidents for no additional cost. Wow, where was this all of second grade? Progressive Mommy Insurance don't talk to your teacher without it? Hello, Pod Save Little Creek Elementary Listeners, I'm Tom Steyer. If you're like me, you're concerned about the direction of Little

Creek Elementary School under Principal Welch. That's why I'm spending twelve million dollars of my own money on podcast ads to announce my candidacy for Principle of Little Creek Elementary. I support progressive school policies like more flavors of milk in the cafeteria and a band on dodgeball. Whether you're a third grader or a pe teacher, I'd appreciate your support. And now back to the pod. I guess today is someone that we believe should be the next Principle of

Little Creek Elementary. She was a substitute teacher last week. Please welcome miss Stowed High kids this podcasting city. It was so cool. Did your parents are you kidding? My parents are so behind the times. They communicate via text message. So, miss Stone, you are an amazing substitute teacher. We were supposed to take a geography quiz. You let us play board games. We were supposed to learn long division. You let us watch Chicken Run. Let's start at the beginning.

Why were you inspired to become sub Let's see I got fired from Old Navy for running in a legal casino in the fitting rooms. The next day I saw pop up at for a substitute teacher, Nasty to let makeouts dot Com and two days later, boom, I'm teaching fourth graders inspiring. Tell me, miss Stone, what would your first act as principal of Little Creek Elementary School? B hmm. I would probably turn the music room into an illegal casino. Okay, what else? I guess the performing arts theater. I would

also talk to an illegal casino. We were hoping you had some ideas that would make the school better for us, the students. Okay, okay, okay, um. You know I've got problems with principal. Welch, we hear that. For example, why do you fourth graders have so much homework? Sing it sister? In fact, why you have to come to school at all? I'm loving this. You could make plenty of money as a blackjack dealer in my illegal casino. Okay, ms Stone, You've given us in our listeners a lot to think about.

Thank you for coming on the pod. Thank you for having me. Do you validate parking? Parking is free? This is a public elementary school. Well then who did that pick hew? No. I think she could be the future of this elementary school. Yeah. I mean, I have some concerns about the illegal casino part of her platform, but there's no such thing as the perfect candidate for principle.

This is not normal? What's not normal? Sorry my mom forgot to cut the cross off my p B and J. That's all for today's episode of Pod Dave Little Creek Elementary. Be sure to tune in next week when we will have an interview with Mr Weaver. He is another candidate for principal who is running on a promise of Coody shots for all. No students should go into debt because they cannot afford a Coody shot. That's next week on Pod Save Low Creek Elementary. Until then, we hope to

see what Jackson's birthday party this Saturday. Let's unfudge this Elementary school. This has been a Comedy Central podcast.