#Crushing: A Success Podcast for Winners

of Hashtag Crushing, a Success Podcast for Winners. A lot of people ask me, Hey, Ronnie, how can that crush it as hard as you're crushing it. The answer is you can't. I'm crushing it harder than scientists thought possible. I've written thirteen books, delivered twenty eight TED talks, and I follow fifty eight thousand people on Twitter. I post over four hundred instroirational quotes that down Instagram, and I own over four thousand t shirts from Ed Hardy. I'm

a NonStop dynamo of epic winning. Okay, I'm like Eaton Musk without the weird anime fetish. Fuck you Elon. But hey, if you listen to this peak cast and follow my advice, maybe you two can write this cross train to crush Town and the train conductor. It's Jeremy Piven. All right, I'm ready to pound. Let's start the show. Success money Instagram faking whoa, I'm still buzzing you guys. I just delivered the keynote of Power Thoughts Summit, presented by Forbes

and Lin Cuisine. In fact, if you're interested, you can stream my speech right now. It's title why every Entrepreneurs to try huffing spray paint? Check that out on YouTube or catch me in my next live event. Pumping up the crowd at a winter assembly for Pembroke Middle School, Mrs Goldstein's class is gonna be seeing Christmas carols and I'm gonna be shooting red bulls out of a T shirt cannon. Hell yeah, you know what that means. It's time for the cleans report. Right now, I'm doing a

Solids and Liquids cleans. I'm not eating or drinking any solids or liquids for two weeks. I mean, for breakfast, I had some vape smoke and for lunch, I think I'm gonna suck the helium of a balloon animal. I gotta tell you, thanks to this cleans hey, my energy is up, my blood pressure is down, and my motor skills are shot. If any of that sounds appealing to you, why don't you check out my website Ronnie Chang dot protein Powder. I've got exclusive recipes and an interview with

Ashton Kutcher. Right, I'm backed. Let's take some calls if you've got a question about anything, entrepreneurship, muscle, mass manscaping bill right now. If a line is busy, dal Hotter, it's crushed. All right. We got a call on the line with James from Danbury, Connecticut. Hello James, longtime fan. Of course you are. I'm in Alpha's Alpha. I'm in Alfalfa um. So I'm about to be a college freshman and I want to become a doctor. I'm thinking neurosurgeon. Maybe.

Do you have any advice for how I can make that happen? James, I do have some advice, and that advice is don't go to college, bro. Student debt is for suckers. You can learn everything you would in medical school by purchasing a corpse on the doc web you buy the corps, you cut it open, you poke around inside, and hey, you'll be ready to operate on Live Humans after four to five of corpses. No debt required. That said, you should pledge a frad Next call up, Hey, Ronnie,

this is Mike from Staten Island. What's up, Mike from Staten Island? How can I improve your life today? I want to be an Instagram influencer. Right now, I have two followers, mostly high school friends. How can I gain more? Okay, I get this a lot. The answer is simple. Instagram loves sex appeal and it loves travel. So I always tell people, quit your job and become a pirate. Go somewhere sexy, like Somalia. Your Instagram will explode. Trust me, bro? Oh okay, um, is there a way I can gain

Instagram followers without becoming a pirate? No, Bro, you are you kidding me? I just give you advice that's wolf like a billion dollars. You off the phone and go on the next flight to Mogo. D Shoot, Okay, I've had enough of you. Next callar, Hello, n one. My husband. He's gripping at his chest. I think he's having a heart attack. Oh hell yeah, Okay, some contact of our listeners. I recently got a life from post Malone. You pay

a guy the phone company to read that. Right now, on one calls to your personal line, instant growth has Wow, it sounds like he's really suffering from a bad I don't know how I get connected to you. He's sending an ambulance. I don't think he's gonna make You're definitely not with that negativity. Don't hate job creat Okay, next collar, Mr Chang, This is agent Jim Peterson again with the Internal Revenue Service. Okay, that was a wrong number. You know, I've got a lot of haters at the i r

S because of how successful I've been. Like, seriously, I'm the mother toters of giving vibes and the Wesley Snipes of paying taxes. All right, Next scholars, Ryan from Nashville, what's up, Buddy hey Man? Just finished reading your book. Nice? Thank you so much. For those who don't know, my new book, The Success Virus How to Infect Yourself with Winning is in stores now. Is two under and twenty pages of pure knowledge. Yeah about that. The first twenty

page we're just bows, are you at plant Fitness? And then the lasts were just a knockoff of the Babysitters Club. Hey, don't knock the teenage Childcare Society. I mean talks with Disney Plus to make into a minister. Was no advice in the book at all. I want my money back, yeah, and I want my former assistance to stop telling people I have a lifetime band from Jiffy Lube. But we don't always get what we want. We get what we crush.

That's crushing head brick right now. And when we're back, why have my special guests Daily show correspondent Royal And I'm gonna ask him if these ever snorted dog tranquilizers. Today's episode is sponsored by Doctor Manhood's Tissues for Men. Are you tired of goodly tissues that look like they were designed by Nancy Myers, director of Something's Got Give

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Oh god, they're glowing again. All right, we'll back, and we're joining out by a legendary guest. He's a correspond on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and it looks like he could bench. I don't know thirty royand Jr. Is here. I actually I think I can bench preuss like one last I try. Okay, well that's pretty weak. What does that smell? It's dear carcus. Roy, you are crushing it. Man, you're crushing the two running. Yeah, I know, it's it's actually a problem. How hot I'm crushing it.

I'm starting to affect the people around me and the people I love. Uh, Roy, let me let me ask you something. Uh you're like a stand up comedian, right, A lot of nights on the road lonely. How do you stay emotionally connected to your loved ones while maintaining focus on your career. I think the important thing when you're traveling is to take something from home on the road. I'm just kidding. No one cares about. Actually, there's my first real question. Have you ever done d MT? Uh? No,

you have an inject horseplate list. I don't even know what that. You have a free base of stuff inside glow sticks. I'm not into that, Ronnie. I just can we just talk about some of the stuff I'm working on. I got a web series. But before that, let me just ask you. You ever take L S D and have a threesome inside an aquari of i'mould just answer a question about travel, Okay, alright, alright, answer the travel question. Go ahead, But you might have a crank of some

chin up. So are you talk? Fine? Do whatever you need to do. Man, Look, when I'm on the road, I do my best to make sure that my family has spend number one priority. I face time with my I try to make sure that my son knows that I love him, So I FaceTime with Pain's just weakness exiting the bottom. So for me, it comes down to one question when I'm looking at what gigs would take, will this opportunity negatively affect my family life? Because I have to consider how many days I'm going to miss

my family? For sure? Great great id. Thus, by the way, I'm not sure if you noticed me over there, just pulling up, just just ripping metal. So I gotta ask, you're doing no P November? What did hell is no P November? Well, you know you're in it for an entire month of November. I'm doing it. It's sick running November was last year, dude. November is a state of mind.

Is that like no November where you don't masturbate to It's like that because it involves the penis, but instead of nodding, it's urine, so you haven't p for an entire That's right. The only p im into is P nine X. It's a powerful world because it's got numbers and letters in it. Speaking of power, do you ever eat a bald eagle. They're an endangered species. Why would I eat an patriotism bro I eat bald eagle and I feel America coursing through my veins. Okay, so I

was watching your Last stand Out Special. Very funny stuff, by the way, I appreciate that. Thanks. I especially love the part where you talk about the nutritional benefits of elp meat and are you suld that was me you were watching. I didn't talk about elk am I special. I didn't talk about elk meat. Oh okay, Well, maybe I'm confused because I watched it on ten X speed finished a whole hour in six minutes. Anyway, you ever

do an elk binge. That's where you killing elk and you have seventy two hours to eat the entire thing, including the bones. That's how Caveman lived. Caveman also had an average lifespan of seventeen years. They didn't have Tesla as a podcast. They didn't even speak English. That's a really good point. Elk meat is really lean and dense

and nutrients. It feels it feels like I'm saying things and then you're just hearing words completely different from the words I'm saying like totally, that was so nineties, you know, all right? Can can I ask you a question? Shoot? Why are you like this? Why are you obsessed with caveman fitness routines, masculine diet, fats and drugs inside of glow sticks and eating eagle jerky? What happened to you? What made you this way? Wow? No one's ever asked

me that before. Actually, you know what, I don't know if I can talk about this. No, no, no, no, you can, you can, man, you can just okay? Well, um, Ever since I was a teenager, I knew I was different. I was rebellious, and I fell in with the wrong crowd. I got into fast cause, extreme sports, trusty women. Okay, but that's that's pretty on power for the young guy. That's then one day my life changed. The government needed my extreme sports expertise to infiltrate the Russian terrorist cell

in Central Europe. Okay, hold up, please let me get through this. The terrorist group known as Anarchy ninety nine had acquired a biochemical weapon and there was only one way to this on the missile, using my extreme sports capabilities and racing cars through the streets of product. Wait, so Anarchy you should. That was the name of the terrorists group. Yeah, okay, that's just the plot the Triple X. That was Finn Diesel. Who did all that? You didn't

do that ship? They based that movie on me? No man, I'm full of urine. No p November. Remember I'm gonna go well the doors a lot from the outside, so that's not happening. Okay, that's another episode of hashtag Crushing, a success podcast for winners. Can'tlys plug my website. I hope you learned some new ways to hack your way through the jungle we call life. Thanks to my guests, Ray Woods Jr. Dis move. Thanks everyone. I gotta gota do cross fit with the founder of we Work. We're

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