Waffles vs. Pancakes - Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

never really a water cooler there. Anyway, two of my good friends, daily show correspondent Dulce Sloan and daily show writer Josh Johnson, are known around the building for their water cooler conversations and they turned it into a podcast. This is your chance to hear these two people go back and forth the way. We get to hear it all the time in the hallway. The podcast is called hold up. Have a listen. Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up.

It's a big show about not a lot. I'M gonna do one of these every episode's gonna find a way to describe it in a way. I'm your your co host, host, Co host, whenever there's two. It does also make it a bit of a weird thing, but whenever you do the drops, you always say that you're the host. So, yeah, yeah, but then that's just because you're not there. Oh Yeah,

but I'm your host, Josh Johnson, joined by my co host. Wow, the the the downgrade, I I it's it's like a pilot copilot situation, right like, because there's some days you're gonna be piloting. There's gonna be days where you care very much about something that I'm just opposed, but I don't care as much. That's a day for you. Okay, okay, okay, I hear you, I hear you. What's your name? Tell

the people I am Du say Sloan. Um, could have been Lazaria Sloan, but Um, there was a very brave woman who did my birth certificate who I really just had to put her foot down. Um, I'll tell you that story later, but yeah, I'm dul say Sloan, I'm here. I woke up and it is what it is, Baby Uh. You know, the Lord had blessed us to see another day to talk about the nonsense that we talk about on this here podcast. So we're here, we're here on this audio format today, not to talk about anything big

going on the world. We're not talking about climate change, we're not not talking about anything serious. We are diametrically opposed. We are butting heads. We can't seem to agree on windows seat versus iisle C because you don't want to live right. I don't want to live right out here living in chaos. Okay, so tell the people what side you're on. I am team windows set. Joshua, where do

you land on this? I'm team I'll see, because we can at least both agree that no one in our Christian circle wouldn't want the middle seat, that that is a life. That is that. If you love the middle seat, I'll go ahead and say it. I don't care who it offends. I think you're living foul. Also, I could say it's been a good minute since I've been in a situation on a plane where there even was a middle seat. Wow, wow, that's that. That's one of those

things that look that's a blessing. Look at Jesus. But I would not tell everybody that all the time. You know there's haters out here. You know that you can't let everyone know how the Lord blesses you. What I can tell you. What I can't tell you is that first class seats are more affordable in certain situations than you think they would be. But like sometimes, like I've gotten like Yo, I'm gonna say how the Lord blessed me.

One time I got a lay down seat. I'm talking about flat right Delta, Delta, okay, New York to San Francisco round trip, six dollars. Wow, I don't know how, I don't know who, I don't know what glitch happened on Delta on that good morning, but I needed that seat because I got very sick. It's like remember, I got so sick I lost twenty pounds in a month, like well, like actually in a week, and I was just sick all month and we came back to working.

I leave again. I was so sick. The man next to me put the blanket on me, like tucked me in. Then when we landed, they didn't make me put my seat up, they just let me land flat. And I promise you, I looked in the mirror one day and I was like wait a minute, let me just see how much you'll wait. And in like seven or two and days I lost twenty pounds and I called my homegirl and told I started to feel it better and she was like, bitch, come cough in my mouth. What

are you talking about? Twenty pounds of that day. She's like, listen, I had a dude, tell me lose the weight, he said, either by sickness or by fitness. But we're gonna get this play. Look, I'll tell you right now that that that thing of not even being in the world of middle seats is wild. Have you ever been on the Jet Blue Flight Mint? I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna say what. First Class is very affordable jet Blue Mint. They don't have it all the time, they don't do

it on every flight. They don't do it on every flight. Yeah, but bro good food, good food. Also, Delta, the disrespect. Delta does not offer a lay down seat from New York to San Diego, just not at all. Delta is okay. So sometimes I'm in Atlanta and sometimes when I get to that airport, I'm like, y'all really must be feeling yourselves, because because the fact that you close. So do you

have clear? Of course I have clear. If you're a person who travels like what I mean, comics who travel a lot, who don't have clearer pre check, and I'm like, you don't have eighty dollars. This is my thing about pre check. This is my thing about like that stuff is wild. This is proof, this is like you know, American, American flaws at their finest, because everything that we do around pre check is proof we really don't need to

be doing this stuff at all. Because you mean that for an extra eighty dollars, I couldn't possibly be a terrorist? Our driver's license. They take all of your fingerprints. M Hmm. When I went to my pre check in and view, they took all my bringer prints and it asked me like a few questions. I was in the car longer

than they interviewed me. I will tell you right now that when they did, I don't care if you're clear pre check anything, when they take all your fingerprints, when they do all this background check whatever, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna be crazy like that. Yeah, that's that's my thing with this whole thing, where I'm like, you did all this background stuff? Yeah, that just means a person hasn't done anything yet. But also, when you look

at this is the sact. I think they probably look into certain people more then they look at the other people. Like if I come walking in to get my pre check, there like she ain't gonna do nothing, I'm not gonna they know, like whinning a history of life have you seen any black woman do any fucking thing? When I walked in, they were like, Bro, just just take her. I was I was literally like I was done. I just would that's it it. I mean, I've only seen black women blow shut up as a matter of speech.

It's always in theory right. It's always like I'm hurting everybody, I'm gonna Light this bitch up, as in I'm taking back, back, back, I'm thinking shots and everybody in the room verbally, but it's like we're not doing terrorism. The just just so that we at any point in the podcast, actually cover the topic I want to hear. I want to hear your thoughts and feelings on the window seat and why

you think it's superior. Okay, I will start with this, because I know this is going to be your point right, so I'm gonna give you this. Okay, wow, before you even saying I already know your fault. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. I know you're going to say now the only because you know usually I start with it's kind of like give me the bad news first. The only hiccup to a window seat is that you have to ask an adult to let you pee. That is but

I can't tell you. There are a few airlines. First of all, you're in Alaska Airlines flight and you're sitting in the very first row. Yeah, there's enough seat, there's enough space for you to get around the other person. If you're on Hawaiian air the way they're laid down, seats are set up, is there is more than adequate space to get up and go to the restroom without even waking the other person up or making them even have to set up. Delta, on the other hand, put

you in fucking like isolation tube cubbies. So that's why if you ever, as I was asking you, if you've ever been on those mint flights, the one where you're in the where it's just you in the row, just you fire, there's that and I think Delta might do it, because you know the some of some fights there's like first class and then there's a business class. If some, usually it's for a job, because I'm not paying that money to be in the sky. Like I have my limits.

I have my limits and sometimes you're just like how many facts, bitch, like there's sometimes it's just too much money, right. But that's the only downfall of the window seat where you have to be like you either have to coordinate it or like you either have to ask the other person, because that's why I got to a point where I we'll just fucking hibernate. I get on the plane, I eat my food and I am Don Zo and so

I don't have to pee until I get off the plane. Yeah, it's only recently where I'm being like, you know what, maybe I should pay because ofcause I can say something just being about a plane room, just like I'm gonna, I'm out, I'm done Zo, I'm sucking higher mating. It's

because I don't want to wake the other person. Also, if you were the asshole that gets upset when the person in the window seats actually fuck you, you cannot be upset when the person in the window seat is like Hey, I need to go to the bathroom because I had a guy go or you're getting up. I was like Bro Oh, I know the wildest thing that ever happened. I was gonna plane, I'm in the window seat, there is this man in the middle who is translucent

right what? He's very old white man. I don't know if he got any work done or whatever, but he looked like a fucking like one of those fish that lives in the parts of the ocean where there's no light. So he had this crazy, like clear you can see like all the veins in his face. It was nuts. And then he had like this Tu pay that looked like it was just like kind of melted. And then there was a person that he was with, this other

guy that was with him. I don't know if he was his whoever, a friend or whatever, uh up around handler, I don't know. And so he's sitting in the row in front of us in the window. So I'm at the window, see through white man in the middle, Asian guy on the end right. So we're sitting there and he's just like doing too much right, he's he he keeps hopping up and start talking to the person, his friend, in the row in front of us, and he's like

bumping in us as he's doing it. I'm like okay, and then they come by and give you like a little snack box or whatever, and then when he's done with his food, he puts his trash on the Asian Dude's tray. so He's like, I'm done, and then he just moves his stuff and me and Asian do look at each other like, you know, what the fuck? Yeah, so I had the window open to take off and then when we're getting ready to land, I left the window closed and he went to reach across me. He's like,

can you open the window? I was like no, and then he went to reach across me and I was like, Dude, you better not reach across me to open this window, and he's like, I want to see that said, then you should have gotten a window seat. You won't be watching it today. He went to reach across me. I went sir. He was read ridiculous. Also, I've never seen this on the second time in my life. paid or the hair look melted. It's a part two paid part hair plugs. There was a lot going on with this man.

And so this person was a middle seat, right, yes, acting fucking wild. So like, yeah, we've already established that the middle seat comes with a different energy, right, he knew. But also it's like your friend was in the window, your friend in twitch seats with you. You knew that you were acting wild. So, like that's the other thing about being in the window. If you're in a window seat on a three row and a three seater row. You have to acknowledge you might not asking two people

to get up to pee. That's hard. So the secret is you wait till the person in the middle gets up to p or the person on the aisle gets up to P, because that's what I do when I'm on planes now it's when the person on the aisle gets up to p then I'm like, okay, I'll get up there because I'm not interrupting you, because you got up.

I get you. So this, this is my thing. When when I choose an aisle seat, I'm I'm thinking ahead, I'm planning, all right, I'm putting, I'm putting something together, I'm planning the entire experience because, yeah, I'm gonna have to get up sometimes when people need to pee. I understand that. But also I got first access to the snacks, I got first access to the safety lie y'all window seats are dead if things go awry on this flight.

But but can the first access. I hear you, but I've sat in that cart running into me over and over. It is that cart bumping into me people, but I don't like people bumping into me. It is the Bank of my existence. Like people bumping into me. When you are in the Aisle C there's a lot of people in your personal space. Okay, someone's reaching over you to give one or two other people's necks, one or two other people a tray of food, when they're asking somebody

what they want to drink. There now they're leaning over you right talk to one or two other people. You and the flight attendant might as well be making out for the amount of times this person is about to be in your personal space in a tube in the fucking sky. It's too much. That's why I don't do I'll see, because it's an invasion of my personal space

on a regular basis. Somebody going to the back like the number of times I've been good in sleep and somebody is just the number I bumped into plenty of people in an I'll c just coming back, going forth from their arm is on the arm restaurant right. You are trying to avoid one arm. Boom we hit another arm. It's like a fucking it's I'm pinballing my hips down the fucking aisle and if your arm is out or your legs too far, it's like I'm you're getting touched.

Let's go over a couple of etiquette things just in general, so we can make sure we're on the same page as we decide if window or aisle is better. Okay, now, whendn't you and this is a different time in your life, I understand, but I'm asking you to go there. When you in the past had to be in a middle seat, it wasn't often, because the thing is, middle seats, middle seats only happen if you don't plan a hit. I don't, I don't. I was asking you to go to that place.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE gonna go back. I feel like as soon as I brought it you were like, don't put that evil on Babe, don't you put that evil on me, ricket, bobby, and so all I'm saying is, do you subscribe, whether you're in the window or aisle, that the arm rests goes to the middle seat? I think the armrests goes to the middle seat because the aisle has an armrest the window has the whole side of the plane. They have the Majesty of Flight, The

Majesty in flights. They've got a window to look out of. You see what I'm saying. So I think the arm rests should go to the middle seat. I have been in the elbow competition with someone when I was in the middle seat and I thought very disrespectful. I also have been on planes where, because you know, when you start doing colleges, the planes get staller, smaller, like like Russian stacking dolls. So I've been on a plane. I

can I can tell you. I was gonna plane one time and there was this very like just muscule learned man. This is huge man. He sat down after I sat down and I just spent the whole flight just behind his shoulder, like that's where I want to just this is where I live now. Yeah, me and this man go together because there was nowhere. There was nowhere. We're a couple. For the next two hours, me and this man go together and he would ask me and I was very much like that, you know. I was like no,

I'm good, I'm okay. They're like if you can't do anything, yeah, yeah, yeah, but when it came to that armrest, when it came that armrest, I let homeboy have it, and I let homeboy have it because I had his whole fucking shoulder. That's why I let him have it. If you are just out here, just your body, just on people. Yeah, we go together like truly until this plain lands. I

am your wife. You didn't you didn't say it this way, but I can hell that this man was good looking because just the way that, because you were like no, anytime, anytime you get that quiet, I know, I know you're like feeling somebotime. No, no, it's all right. It's like no, no, no, you know, it's like quiet, a little bit of shake to it too. I got sucking tacking, Jane Win, Catherine Hepburn, but no, but I was. I've been on flights where also, this man got so mad at me. I was the windows. See,

he was in the aisle. This is I was. I was on the United flight and I was just like, Oh, the middle class is dying because first class was full. So there was three sections on this plane. Right, it was first class, I guess, there was a middle business class area and then there was economy. Right, first class fucking jam packed. Economy fullish it. There were forty seats in the middle that had five, six people in them and I was like what the fund is happening on

this plate? They couldn't push any of the people from economy appear because when you look back at the economy, I swear there were sirens. It was a fucking Greyhound bus back there. Somebody had a bird like. It was like a while back there, and there was curtains and I was like, I've never seen a curtain on this part. But this man sits down next to me. He you didn't have a little brother, so you don't know what the little brother like. You know how teenage boys smell

where it's just that like funk. You're a teenage boys, you probably don't smell it. There's a slight funk. There's a very specific Funk to a teenage boy that, unless you have like a brother, you don't know what it is. In a forty year old man sat next to me smelling like a thirteen year old boy who just out of the Pe class and he was doing and mind you, the plane and not left anywhere. Also, he came and sat down next to me, which I get it because

there's a whole section. fucking you don't know where these people are right. We're in the we're getting of the boarding groups. You don't know. These people don't fill up the plane. He sits down immediately. Man Spreads arms out. So now we're going for the fucking jockey and because he's completely fucking obnoxious, right bumping in, knocking my arm off the armrest. I was like, Oh, this is what we're doing, bitch, let me explain something to you. I

started doing the exact same thing. I'm spreading my arms out, getting my chest white. Sorry, I have tennies, I need space. Right, getting my chest white. I'm man spreading, pushing him his arm off the armrest. But you want to go let's go right. The plane has not taken off yet. He goes and complains to the flight attendant. Yeah, and then she looked at me and then looked at him and I just saw her go get another seat, just suit somewhere else, and then afterwards she was like what the Hell?

I was like, I don't know. It was the wildest thing to me. I've had dudes the middle seats go to man spread, but he's there's me on one side and then another man on the other side. So now they're just trying to man spread on the I'm like, you can't just man spread on the right. That's not how this works. You spread and you spread now, so you go to spread. I'm spreading that like we all bitch with creamy cheese out here. Everybody getting spread. We're

peanut butter at but fucking country crop. I don't care. Everybody gets spread. Right. So there's that thing. You're in the middle seat. Keep your fucking we're giving you the armrests, but act right. Also, we're already this is already the least amount of space that a human being can be in. They have calculated it, okay, they've made sure what's the most reasonable amount of space to put a human being in,

and then not started fucking right. Yeah, yeah, because, yeah, exactly exactly, what's the smallest amount of space we can put these people in before they kill each other? I guess my thing is I've been in the middle seat before, and this is I actually think I'm doing. Wow, how dare you? But you have though. How, in the absolute of Daredevil this, do you? How dare you? Is that what you're trying to say? Very dare you? I already asked it the way asked, and don't even re ask

me what I was asking you. I'm saying, yeah, I have had a middle sief lifestyle before, okay, and I do this thing. I actually think it's courteous. I don't know if people like it or not. I only had to go awrve maybe twice. I'm a pretty nimble dude and sometimes the person the I'Le Seat is pretty little right. So rather than wake them up, sometimes I'll just stand up in my seat, I'll put a foot on my seat and I'll step over them. I'll just like step right.

I don't even wake them up. I just step over them into the aisle and I go about my way, use the bathroom, come back, step over them again and then sit down and they don't even wake up. So you either put your ass or your crotch in a slip in a person's first they've only woken up twice now, both times where the person was waking up, your crotch in the face and they they did, they did have

quite a reaction. But as soon, wait a minute, you let me tell all these wild ass stories and you did not tell me that you were sneak putting your man parts and people faces and you were making people wake up dreamland. Why the thirty five thousand feet in the sky to your whole the last in the hall, Fairius, and they American face I'm saying, wow, it's gone well enough times that to me, to wake them up felt

ruder than just stepping over. You thought it was Ruder to wake them up and to put your ass in somebody's face. You don't know how hard it is for some people to fall asleep. I don't know these people, but how? But what if the person in front of them, if the seat is reclined, you've already got the seat also.

Can we say that? I don't think every seat reclines the same, because on some planes where you were crying and it's just to just to slip two inches, and in other seats where I'm just like, I can see this man's forehead, yeah, he's too far back. Some reclined so much that you know they're broken. Yes, right. I'm just like when I got to recline in the person behind me got like when you see that domino effect of sleep reclining, because it's like you didn't recline because

you wanted to. It was just like then it's up forty times, fifty times behind you. I'm with you. I'm just saying I've done that because in my mind it was it was easier for me. I didn't mind the step over there for you. Not. You weren't thinking about the trauma? No, no, no, I was, because here's the thing. I have friends and I have family who do not sleep while on planes. So when someone falls asleep on

a plane, I don't take it lightly. I don't just assume they could fall right back to sleep, but they also have to stay awake. They have to stay awake until I get back, or else I'm just waking one time, one time my kid. This is wild. I can't believe this. This person was clearly living, uh, a very fast lifestyle because I was in the middle seat, they were in the aisle. I had to wake them up, to get them up to to get out, and then when I came back, I was on. I only went to pee.

When I came back they were sleeping harder than they were before this time, their mouth was open, everything. Yeah, and I had to get them up again and I was like, let me just if I had just stepped over this person, they clearly wouldn't have caught it, because it took a couple of shakes to wake him up again. You know, I was on a plane before and the pilot comes on and goes also, I love the pilot.

I Love I love a good pilot voice. Yeah, there's there's some great pilot voices out there that put you at ease. There's something that put you on edge right. Yeah, anytime you hear like, I'll tell you right now, if I hear a pilot voice that sounds too familiar to me, I'm already nervous. What do you mean too familiar? Like if, if the pilot sounds too laid back? It doesn't. It

just doesn't seem professional to me. I had a pilot on a flight one time get get ready to get on the on the MIC, so he had an announcement to make, but he clicked it on too early and we all heard him BURP. And that doesn't sound like somebody who can fly. Because the man burp joy because tell me so. I understand that you live a different life where you're brave and you and you enjoy things, and so I'm just saying I'm not, I'm still black.

I'm saying if I'm on a flight and I hear the pilot get off, so we're gonna be flying today over it like no, no, it just makes me feel like that. The cockpit is sticky. No, no, no, this makes me have no confidence. If you burt before you start talking and like this supposed to be a professional. It just makes me I'm not saying that I'm brave, I'm just like there's just certain things I can't be afraid of right because it's like there's a lot of

things that, you know, black people don't do. That's why we have a whole piece on the show called we don't do that, because we don't do a lot of ship Um. But if I hear him burt when he comes on first, all just makes me think he's are disgusting him and being Um because talking about hard burp too. We're not talking about a little GULP, we're talking about like a big beer like home or something like man Burp, like maybe he just finished lunch. I've never I't even sir.

You knew it was coming. You've never been tricked by a like people like like. I've had like you've never been tricked by a bird, but it's like it's it just makes me feel like the cockpit is sticky. I don't know how. It doesn't say a thing about his ability to land this plane. It just makes me feel like the cockpit's sticky. The altimature might be. You know, it might have like food, like a food. It makes me like there's food wrappers. It gives me car energy.

That's what it is. It's like it makes me feel like open, like there's some cans on the floor right, because it's like I'll have stuff in my car, like ever many people's cars are just like completely filtering them like this, move that stuff, and I'm like, you shouldn't even ask me to get in here. My shoes are gonna get dirty getting in this car and I don't respect this at all, like it's ridiculous. I have a

standals on my feet. Sticky. How dare you? Sir? I do love the Hey, every body, this is a this is your part, like that voice. I love that. It always puts you in the mind of like your uh, like the news character voice. Hi, this is like that one of like the disc jockey voice, like the very specific record. But I did have a pilot say that, like he called the plane like the star Chik Enterprise, which made some people grown, but I thought it was

so adorable. And then he was talking about how we, uh, we're gonna be flying at like the speed of sound and I just went I didn't need that. If you know you're going with that at all. Yeah, going very fast. I mean I had a pilot on time that was hitting us with too many ums and I was like do you are you sure? You acted like you're not sure. You like you're not sure where we're going, you're not sure how high we're getting. That man was hitting us

with multiple MS in every sentence. So, Um, we're welcome, Um to the UH. Yeah, it sounded like it sounds like he was supposed to be. I understand that that's a nervous take that people have, but you have to understand what you're when you're on the plane and he this is the boss of the plane. So if you're nervous, were nervous. Okay, like if you get if you get on the mic and your played and you're like welcome to Um Delta, it's like that doesn't even sound like

you're supposed to be flying today. I hear you. I think what's even more upsetting is what they make the announcement and you can't understand what they're saying at all. Yeah, because that means that if it's an emergency, sit here. Yeah, see, here. It's you hear, Ladies and Gentlemen? Right, it's welcome, ladies and Joe, and I'm like no, no, no, I had

to hear what he's saying. I know this has nothing to do with the seats, but I hate when they tell me the temperature is gonna be because I already packed like like this, there's nothing I can do now. So when you're like, you're like, I'M gonna be flying into San Francisco. It's actually be a chilly sixty five today, I'm like, all right, well then I've already made a mistake. But also, you should have checked the weather before you pack.

If you didn't check the weather before you pack, you sure, sure. I'm not blaming him, I'm just saying I hate what it happens because there's nothing I can do about it. You know, I don't think I knew how judgmental you were, Joshua, over very specific things when it comes to pilots. Yeah, when I'm on a plank, because I don't have a fear of flying, but I could grow one, I could grow on really easy. And so what gets on the MIC and they're just over here, UM, in a none,

it sounds like they're stealing this play. is what it sounds like. I understand the place and the beauty of a window seat. I'm not going to completely undercut your point. I'm just saying depends on when you're flying if the window seats even useful, because if you're flying in a red eye, if you're flying where you're going, somewhere where it's gonna be night very soon, that window seat is about to be nil and void. It's just gonna be dark.

If you're just gonna be dark. No, if you're flying over land, okay, the window seat is not useless because you're going to see cities, a light, a lit up at night. Okay, the very interesting, like flying into a city at night. It's like, especially if you're flying like into l a at night, it's like desert, desert, desert, like it's weird. You see the line, desert, desert, traffic right.

And so it's so funny because, like, you see the line, they're like, we just went the lights are gonna to stop here here, the lights are gonna Right, we're not putting no more now. If you don't live right here, you get no stores. Right. So you can see a lot now, if you're not. I flown to Melbourne. So I did a fourteen hour flight when I went to do the Melbourne Melbourne. Uh, what was it? Melbourney Festival?

I want to say Frank Festival. It was. I went from New York to L A, which was five hours, and then L A to Melbourne, which was fourteen hours in a window seat. Okay, but to your point, it was over water. The flight was at nine pm, I landed at five am. Completely lost. Saturday, left on a Friday, landing on a Sunday gone, but when I came back it was Tuesday. For thirty six hours. But anyway, plane takes off, the entertainment on the plane it's not working,

Wifi it's not working, the TV is not working. And then then, to make matters worse, the overhead light was connected to the entertainment, so you couldn't just reach up and turn the light on. So even if you brought a fucking book, when they were rebooting and rebooting and rebooting, you couldn't turn the overhead light on. Then, even if you had something you could watch on an IPAD or

a tablet or something, because they kept rebooting it. The power was surging, so you couldn't even charge your fucking phone. Fourteen hours at night. No TV, no WIFI, no over. They Fed us and cut all the fucking lights off. They're like go to bed. Good, right now. I'll tell you right now, then. That thing, what you described, is a caveat where. Yes, if you're if you're in the window seat at night and you're passing over land, great

good on you. You see some dots on the ground, you see some dots in the sky, but if you were going over water, you might as well be staring at an iphone. That is off. But the good part for me is that the moon was on my side of the plane, so I was watching the world's first movie, which was the moon on water. was what all I had to watch until my battery on my phone got low and I had to wait until I was able

to charge it eventually. But people sitting on the other side of the plane with no moon, darkness, darkness, had nothing, and eventually they end up giving people like two hundred fifty dollar vouchers. This is a stack of them, like fucking test papers, like a teacher with test papers, and was just like hair, hair, hair, don't we don't want to hair, hair, here. I think what has happened here is that we have not determined which one is good

or bad. No, we really have it at all. So we're just gonna to throw this one to you, the listener. This is probably the most off topic around about episode that we've had. We we talked about planes the entire time.

We definitely talked about airports and planes. We talked about everything that encompasses being on a plane, all the whole plane experience, right, because going through the non because think about it, it's hectic getting to the airport, then it's hectic getting through the airport, then it's hectic getting on the fucking plane and then I'm gonna spend the whole flight getting bumped into. Fuck that. I pick a window seat because I've already been through the fucking gauntlet of

nonsense that is being in an airport. But what you have to give your ever looked at the website seat Guru Dot Com? No, okay, by the Bane of my existence is getting to the window seat and you end up where the seam is right, so you don't have the window. You're in that part in between the windows. And time it kept happening to me to the point that the last time it happened to me I was just in tears. I was so mad because you can't because one there's a window too you can't lean over good.

You're just stuck. I was so angry, I was crying, I was stressed the funk out. I've been on a million flights. I just wanted to go to sleep right and I'm just saying, could you just get the slight lean and then it's just the fucking scene of this plane and sometimes the way they set up first class seats, like I've been on planes where like every seat you're not really at the window is in front of you,

but at your head. It's the fucking seems. So I don't know if they do that so other people can look out the window that I paid for, but back either side these seats forward or back these windows up, because I've paid for a window seat. I need to be able to look out this damn window and don't give me the scene. So there's a website, see guru dot com, and that's where I go, where I'm I literally, if I'm looking at a flight, I'll go, okay, where is,

because sometimes you just pick a seat. You don't know. There's a bulkhead here, there's a seat of a plane here. Some of them I've had it. We're like. They're like, oh, this seat didn't work, or this is an exit orld the seats don't crying, or you're close to the bathroom here or something that's like. Sometimes you're just like, I just pick a seat. You don't know all of the stands and down to the seat in the window versus aisle.

There's no wrong answer because, guess what, you're on a plane, baby. You go on places, you're doing stuff, you're getting out the house, you're getting at your neighborhood, you're getting out of your state. Probably, if you're on a plane, you're probably living your states. You hope it's like a San Francisco Los Angeles. You live in a big ass state right and nobody flying nowhere. You don't live in Georgia and flying another place in Georgia, you just drive, could

be in an asshole. Get up, but you're on a plane. Hey, you're living, you're doing all right. You're on a plane. There are people like there are people who've never been on an airplane. No, I understand, I understand. I'll say here is probably the best place that we can kick it off to you, the listener. Who Do you how do you feel? Who is right? You know? Is it I'll see, or is it window seat? It's not about being right, it's about being blessed. Josh, you or on

the plane, baby? The question is. The question is as much as it's about window and aisle, it's do you buy your snacks before or are you trying to funk with the snacks that they got on the plane? Never the snacks on the plane. I always get before. Thank

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What's the best word for it? Any like two subjects that clash that maybe people don't even know should clash, you know, yeah, like apples and oranges. I mean, why are we compared those for so long? I'M gonna go, but y'all have a great day and a great weekend. We'll talk to you in a little bit. Be blasted losers that listen to hold up on the I heart radio, APP apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the daily show weeknights and eleven tent central on comedy

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