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Vasectomies: A “Snip” in the Right Direction

Jul 07, 20227 min
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As women’s right to choose is being revoked all across the country, Michael Kosta investigates how men can take a “snip” in the right direction to help fight back.

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You're listening to Comedy Central. A woman's right to choose as being eroded across this country, and as a man, I've been paying very close half attention to this issue for several weeks. Thousands of people are standing up for a woman's right to choose. After nearly fifty years, the nation's highest court overturns Row versus Wade, taking away the constitutional right to an abortion. It's saying that we're going all the way back to the way things were in

nine It's a war on women. That's what it is. To investigate more into women's reproductive rights. I went to the obvious choice a man, meet Dr Guradi, who trained in family medicine and obstetrics. Let's talk about some of these anti abortion laws that are popping up. I mean, right now, women that want to have an abortion have to leave the state like it's Ted Cruz during an emergency. It seems that we either punish, criticize, and judge just wimen and that and that is an issue because men,

actually we're part of the of that reproductive process. It takes two to tango, and and the man seem to be absent in this in this whole discussion. You're right, and we can protest, and we can vote, and we can get a sector and what did you just say, get a vasectomy? Okay, okay, slow down, slow down. Isn't that a bit zero to a hundred? We maybe tickle the balls before we slice them off. We don't slice testicles off, Michael. Yes. For decades, women have have carried

the burden of contraception. Men in general have assumed that reproductive decisions fall on the shoulders of women. So getting more of a sectomy is actually it's going to show that we care, that we want to participate. It is not that's not all, but that's a very good first step. Cutting off the balls is the good first step. Do you understand what I a sect to me? Is? Yeah, it's when you removes the sect in me. You actually interrupt a tiny little too called the vast different, vast difference.

You interrupt that, I know, but could keep continue. The vast difference is a small structure that comes out of the testic out of the testing. That's what the best difference of the testicles. Please try to sports the sperm, sperm and put it into the seaman so that it comes out right through the penis and then you can get somebody pregnant penis. Do you have to wear one of those cones? That's what my dog has to do. No, you don't. If I get a vasectomy, how high will

my voice go after that? It will not? I will be doctor. Dr G did my vasectomy? Listen, Michael, It is responsible to do something like that because you are being part of the of the reproductive decisions. And Dr G wasn't alone in his beliefs of neutering men to make the world a better place. About a half million vasectomies are performed in the United States every year doctors. That number may be increasing in Texas following the passage

of the state's Heartbeat Act. That's right. So far there's been a fifteen percent surge of vasectomy is motivated by the state law. Have you ever had a vasectomy? Yes? I did my own astectomy. You did it? I did it? Was it like a moment of extreme horniness and you had to do it right then? And there? Listen. The point here is not I did my vasectomy. That is the point. Are there any other medical procedures you've performed

on yourself? Crazy? Doctor? Point? Is it? It? Is so simple that if the surgeon decides to do it, and he's able to do it, then older men should have no problem getting that procedure done. Okay, what about just the pullout method. The pullout method doesn't work. It doesn't. Oh my god, Oh my god. Maybe Dr G was onto something, but I wanted to hear from a regular old Joe who wasn't a doctor, a completely normal American who was willing to get his scrow to touched. Didn't

let me watch. Why are you getting it a sect? To me? I'm getting one because my wife has already went through, you know, childbirth and all those different hormone changes. So I just figured that of a secton me was something that I could do to help take some of that burden off of her. You know, I have a kid, she's cute, two years old. There are good days, right, those are nice, those good days, and there are bad days.

You know, yesterday she wouldn't eat. So I've made her some oatmeal, and she keeps taking the spoon and throwing the spoon and I would say no throw, and then she'd say no throw, and then I would pick up the spoon and give back to her, and then she would throw it, and then I'm like, okay, so you're not gonna eat. So then then I try to put pants on her, but she won't put her pants on.

If anything, she ripped off her diaper and it's filled with all this like gross yearn and pooh, and she throws the diaper up, and now the dog is eating the diaper filled with pooh. And I'm going, do I love my kid? I think I love my kid? You know, I tell her I love her all the time, but she never says anything back. If anything, she just takes takes take. You know, here I am making all this money and she's just is throwing her diapers and throwing

the oatmeal. It's hard being apparent. Man. Maybe I should get a vas sect of me. You should look into it. You're a cool guy. I think it's cool you're doing this. And if people at home, you know, aren't sure if Travis is a cool dude, He's sunglasses are on his head for an indoor interview. I mean, if anything that communicates your bad mother, definitely, I look forward to seeing your scruttel sack and the left and right fast efference. I'm sure Travis had some great memories with his uncut,

fast deference. But now it was time to say goodbye, Oh Desnu's the pipes. The pipes say, just snow more, Snip, snip, joy, the carefully say, if change your more, it's totally versable. Sleepless nights You'll still have none, but it won't be from unwanted shield. We're done, what We're done, You're done. I haven't even gotten to my other verse. I mean, that's fast, all right. No more Travis seeds to impregnate women.

That's a hero. And while getting a vasectomy is not a solution and helping women with their reproductive rights, it is a snip in the right direction. What's the Daily Show weeknights at eleven Central, Armed, Comedy Central and stream fool episodes anytime Paramount Plus. This has been a Comedy Central podcast

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