Trump Claims To Declassify Documents With His Brain | Xolo Maridueña

get into it. Donald Trump is professor x, the New York subway is about to replace house of Dragon as favorite show, and we'll find out why Russians are all going on vacation at the same time. So let's do this, people. Let's come straight into today's headlines. Art. I'm gonna be honest. With all the news that happened today, I I don't think we have enough space in today's show. I'm I'm

I'm really sorry. You know, it's it's too much. No, it's like we were adding all you can eat news buffet and there's just only so many stories like your mom can fit in her purse, while the ways it's not looking that there's just not enough time for it all. Um Fortunately, not enough time is just enough time for a segment week call. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Let's kick things off with the ongoing legal troubles of America's president, Donald Jurisdiction trump, the only former president with the side gigs selling but dazz little classified documents on Etsy. You see, trump is still being investigated by the Justice Department for keeping over one classified documents in a closet at Moral Lago, pretty much the least secure place in the world outside of Adam Levin's D Ms. And trump and trump world has been coming up with all kinds

of defenses for what he did. They said, Oh, the FBI plans to the evidence. They said everyone takes work home with them, and then they said trump was trying to protect the documents from Nicholas Cage. But last nights last night, during an interview with Sean Hannity, trump came up with a new excuse that may have topped them all. I defy and Donald trump pushing him back. The former president is insisting he had the power to be classified documents,

sees from his moral lago home. Just by thinking about it. If you're the president of the United States, you can declass if I just by saying stick less night even by thinking about it. And there doesn't have to be a process. There can be a process, but there doesn't have to be hold on, hold on, Holo, hold on. Donald trump can de classified documents with his brain. How? How? He can't even read documents with his brain. How? How does this happen? I really hope that I can make

things happen with my mind. is going to be the actual argument at the trial? That would be great, your honor the defendant pleads Jedi. So trump is saying that he declassified these documents just by thinking about it, which I don't even believe, because that will be the first time in his life that trump has thought something and not set it out loud. Think about it. This is a man who thought to himself, who if I wasn't related to my daughter, I would date her, and then

he told everyone on TV. He set it out of his mouth. And by the way, by the way, if this is all happened in his head, you do realize that means now the FBI is going to have to raid his brain for the evidence. That's gonna be a nightmare for them. Oh, guys, all right, let's see what we have in here. Wow, it's a lot of bikinis, a lot of bikinis in here. Miss American a bikini. Is that Putin in a bikini? A hamburger in a bikini? What's hold up? Hold Up, I think I found the documents.

I got them, the classified documents, but they're in a bikini. Now, if we had more time, we could talk about the massive ramifications of Donald Trump having a superpower. That only applies to documents, but we just we don't have the time because in that same interview he gave a different excuse that was even more mind buggling. Here is Donald Trump's new theory, revealed just an hour ago, about what the FBI was really looking for with their search warrant.

There's also a lot of speculation because of what they did, the severity of the FBI coming and rating marl ago. Were they looking for the Hillary Clinton emails that were deleted, but they are around some place? Were they looking for the ses? No, no, they may be saying. They may have thought that it wasn't it. Wait, wait, wait, what? Why? Even Sean Handy's like, wait, I'm sorry, man, I've I wrote with you, but I don't understand. Like what I was so confused what. So it's trump saying the FBI

rated his house to find Hillary's emails. So they didn't want the documents he declassified with his mind. No, they wanted the emails he couldn't find, but that he actually had the whole time at his house, because Donald Trump is Hillary Clinton who. So America really did it like

this first female president? This is so insane and if we had more time we could talk about how great it is that Hillary trump broke the glass ceiling, or we could talk about how amazing it is that Sean Handy basically gave trump a softball and trump hit himself in the Dick with his bat. But we don't have

the fun. We don't have the time. Jeffon with all of that, because while American people are getting embarrassed by their leaders, iruns people are rising up against a hundreds of Iranians risking their lives to protest the country's ultra conservative dress code for women and much more. If they were sparked by the death of twenty two year old Massa Amini while she was in the custody of Iran's

notorious morality police. She was detained for the crime of showing her hair in public and a brave show of defiance. Women in Iran's capital of Tehran are now removing their state mandated h jobs in the scope of these protests John are rare, but also unprecedented in their feminist nature, where you're seeing women at the forefront of these protests, leading these protests, taking to the streets, removing their head scarves, setting up bonfires, burning their head scarves, in chanting dust

to the dictator in reference to the supreme leader. Yeah, women in Iran, women in Iran who we all have stories of being detained or harassed by the morality police, are fighting back, and rightfully so. Right. So, think about it. You'RE gonna have a bunch of random people walking around Iran telling women what to do with their own bodies. Huh? In America you have to be on the Supreme Court to do that. And what the women of your are

doing is inspiring people all over the world. I mean, you're show them, they're chanting death to the dictator in front of the dictator's troops. That is the definition of bravery, like actual bravery, real bravery. Yeah, I'm like, it's not like the way we use it here, like when a

musician tries acting. Oh, this is a real risk for you, and that bravery has been contagious, because in the past week these protests have gotten bigger and angrier and in response, the Iranian government is trying to control the flow of information by shutting down access to APPs like WHATSAPP and instagram. But this is something I wonder. What these governments do? They do? I realize that people protested before social media. All right, yeah, like civil rights leaders didn't have facebook.

All Right, Nelson Mandela wasn't on Tiktok, like siding straight up kicking at now. If we had more time, we could talk about how this protest follows on the heels of a series of events that has turned Iran into a powder kick. The government's covid response was terrible. Water mismanagement has caused massive droughts, the government has brutally suppressed labor protests and, on top of all of that, the United States has sanctioned around so badly that people can

barely afford medicine. So this protest and this moment in time has many people in Iran wondering if this is going to be a tipping point. But we don't have the time to cover all of that, because it turns out Iran's government is not the only one that's feeling the heat. This morning, more than one thousand Russian protesters detained by Russian police after taking to the streets. The young men chanting, I don't want to die for Prutin,

mothers screaming. Send pouting to the trenches. Let our children live this. After President Prutin suddenly announced he would call up three hundred thousand men for military service after his massive losses in Ukraine, other Russians are fleeing the country. Flights from Moscow to all visa free destinations selling out quickly. There are also long lines of cars heading to Finland,

which has open borders. Yeah, that's right. After Russia's angry as Elf announced that he was going to be drafting three people into his war in Ukraine, the Russian people are trying everything to get out of the country, which I totally gets. I get it. I don't think about it. Think about it. This guy is fighting a wolf for no reason. He made it up. It's like when your friend gets drunk and then tries to get you involved in a fight that they started. It's like, come on, Bro.

He spilled his shirt all over my beers, like yeah, I'm just gonna UBA home. And remember, the Russians don't have Ubas. So they're trying every other way to get out, you know, any way they can. Some are flying out, others are driving cross border, some are even hitting up Rhonda Sanctis, pretending to Venezuelans years. My name is Bill Mingo, Flight Martha's vineyard the years. And Look, if we had more time, we could talk about whether the resistance to

Putin's draft could spare more oppositions to the war itself. Oh, we could talk about how Putin needings are. Have a dropt undermines everything he set up until now, because, remember, he's always insisted that this wasn't even a real war. So what do you need three thousand more soldiers for? Huh?

Because I needed help moving that giant table. What is it? Well, we don't have the time to figure that out because while Russia is ramping up the war in Ukraine, here in New York City there was a major escalation in the war on crime. Well, the M T A taking some new action to make our subway safer. It's going to install security cameras in every New York City subway car. The M T A adding surveillance to more than six thousand four hundred subway cars. That's about twelve thousand seven

hundred cameras of five point five million dollar cost. Today, Governor Hokel got to test a major expansion of the surveillance system. Watch here as Hocal and MTA Chairman Janno Lieber Board a seven train at the corona yard, and then the hidden camera on board records them. Do you think big brothers watching you on the subways? You're absolutely right. That is our intent. That's right, I'm big brother watching over you, just like in that book I clearly didn't

finish reading. Why would you want to be big brother? I get that they're trying to address crime, but we already have cameras in all the subways. They're called IPHONES. Anything, anything that those security cameras are gonna pick up, was already on Tiktok two days ago. Don't get it twisted.

And here's the thing. I'm not saying New York shouldn't try to make the subways safer, but isn't the right way to spend the money, especially when you consider how many other problems with the subway require funding, making them run on time, upgrading the stations to improve safety and accessibility, maintaining them so that they don't always look like ship's about to go down like have you been in the

New York City subway lately? It looks like the world ended and will Smith is about a shop with these dogs. That's how it looks and look. If we had the time, we could talk about why officials are always quick to spend money on cabs to catch homeless people jerking off on the subway, when they could be spending money investing in housing so that those people could joke off in

their own homes. We could talk about how America blood is investing in catching criminals as opposed to investing in a society where people are less likely to commit crime. But unfortunately we don't have the time to talk about all that because big brother is telling me it's time for us to take an heart break, so we'll drive back.

Welcome back to today's show. You know, there's so much arguing in America today, but we hear the daily show think they could be even more so to do our part, here's dulce say Sloan with another installment of proved me wrong. You know, is a special time of year where the crisp is back in the air, your exes are calling you back and we have sent those fat pass kids back in that building. So welcome to prove me wrong. That's just school edition these kids. Ain't that pride anyway?

Why I keep using your tax dollars to teach these little monsters their grade? What did you learn in the fourth grade that you still use cursive now? How am I going to remember what I learned in the fourth grade? I don't remember what I wore last week. That's what I'm saying. If you can't remember what you learn in the fourth grade, then why did you need to go past the third? Now that's the valid for you, because I can't tell you nothing I learned past third grade.

I want you to prove me wrong. Popularity in school does matter. I think when you're showing it with attention and cuddled like too early, like all the people like you, it's not good for for your development. Now, where do you go to school? In Germany, Germany, southern Germany. So you're saying that you shouldn't be popular because the popular kids end up stelling Schnitzel or some ship, which is not bad for itself, right. But yeah, I'd say so

there is no reason to teach spelling anymore. Spelling is so important. Sorry, I don't I don't be rude, but I mean spelling is like you don't be a rude. I said, prove me wrong. You walked over here. I mean spelling is like the first thing you learned in school. We have all of these computers that tell us, Hey, the word just wrong. What about the people who are as lucky as us, who don't have the technology to have order correct? And that's you know, maybe they're still writing.

I don't know. Like people around the world, I've I haven't lived that life, but I know they exist. No, I'm only talking about the fools here. Okay, so this is no reason to teach spelling anymore in the US. Listen, I'm an American. I don't think about anyone else. Why would I think? This? Is shrapling. I'm jealous. I wish I could just think about myself. Attractive people shouldn't be allowed to be teachers. From well, I think attractiveness is

a very subjective thing. He could be attractive to you and not to me. There's no way we can like say ugly people. I don't want to play this game. We know WHO's out. We do this all the time as people. It's like, Oh, attractiveness is relative. No, it's not. I definitely paid more attention in class when there was an attractive teacher. I agree. I felt math four time because you only get to take it four times. Yeah, no, I finally passed on the fourth time actually, but what

about all the other Matthew had to take? I think your accounting might be still off at a hot physics teacher. Don't know what physics are. I know biologies as bodies. Chemistries is the chemicals. What the Hell is physics? physicals? I think a hot or not teachers doing physics isn't gonna help. Well, thank you so much. I think we've figured out that teachers are a detriment to us. All disagree. Are you a teacher? Really? What's cool? Is this good row? See,

that's Malcom on. You can't have hot teachers. I want to learn ship with him standing in front of me. Did you see him? Pecks on that man? The disrespects. He should be fired immediately. Thank you. Tell us. He'll say, all right, say children, because when we come back Sharlot Murray Guya will be joining me on the show. Do you know what I'm Gona saying? Welcome about two days show.

My guests tonight will soon be known everywhere as the DC Superhero Blue Beetle, but today he's here to talk about being in the new season of Cobra Kai, which is streaming right now on Netflix. Please welcome Sharlot Murray, Dunay Sean and Mary Joina. Welcome to the show. Thank you, thank you. It's so good to have you here. You you are experiencing a trajectory that few people have ever experienced.

Obviously People Love You on Cobra Kai. You know, every outlet, from a news all the way through to like every publication online, is just like you are. I think I read somewhere they said you are the Internet's boyfriend, the Internet's boyfriend. Okay, that's I haven't heard that one before. I should have heard it either. Maybe wrote that. Maybe she was. She was. I think maybe she was putting in a good word for me, but you really are having a great one. Congratulations. I mean Cobra Ki was

the season five. Now season five. Yeah, yeah, I hope you get to do another one? Seems five season. It seems that you will, and it's a really popular show. I've always wondered this, you know, because the show is so popular. I grew up watching the karate kid, right, and then I see this show and then you're on it. I'm like, you weren't even alive when the karate kid came out. I was barely alive when the Jaden Smith one came out. I know I had seen it, though.

I mean it's it's pivotal. Okay, yeah, like everyone has seen it, right. I I yeah, it's it definitely is. Is something that only until the show had released did I realize was so close to so many people's hearts. It's like it's it's part of the law, it's part of you know, it went around the world's got their own marvel cinematic universe. They're bringing people from the past there. Yeah, there, it doesn't feel like that. Let's talk a little bit

about the show itself. You know, you you're learning martial arts and everything. You're learning your correct do you? Do you actually learn, because I like how people get to learn the stuff on the shows they're doing. Can you fight? I can fight. Yes, I don't know if I can fight. Well, I think if I were to be in the fight in real life, would be like can you throw it with the other hand? I'd only know how to block it on this sy yeah, if there's a camera, I'll

beat you up right now, exactly, back, exactly. But uh, you know, I was very fortunate that the character didn't know karate either at the beginning, so I was able to play it along. Like I remember being in the chemistry read and and faking that I couldn't do a push up and they were like, this guy is hilarious, this guy's these guys are a guy, and I was like timing, he's crazy, but now you've gotten better, but now I can do a push up. Yes, Um, you know,

the show was beloved. You are also somebody who people are getting to know. You've you've you've had a really interesting journey. I mean you started acting at the age of ten, I believe. Like, how are you normal? I know else is. Honestly, I feel like a lot of child stars aren't well adjusted and as they grew up they become they become like and I understand what happens to them. I'm not even blaming them, but you seem normal. You know, I met your mom. She's great and she's

like you all. Yeah, she's normal as well. You know, I think. I mean I went to a public school most of my life. I like, I I even in high school. I was I kept along with the curriculum. I was in a regular high school. I and my my core group of friends, or the friends that I've had for the longest time, I think. And I was also really blessed that Cobra Kai blew up over the pandemic. So I wasn't I wasn't out and about. There wasn't

like walking around with you know, the stranger things kids like. Oh, don't take pictures. It was it was I was at home like Oh man, going to trainer Jones with my mask on, like you guys. Do you know? Yeah, it's, it's, it's. It's been so cool to see you your rise, because I mean obviously Cobra Kai's gate, but now I mean to be a superhero. This is this is almost everyone's dream. You know, DC tapped you as the blue beetle, which is historic, and what's also impressive is that you didn't

ask you to audition for the role. No, I think. You know, I was very fortunate. I had met the director on Manto, who's WHO's you know, I I give him credit for all of this because he really believed, did me and uh, I had met him at at Sundance a few years prior to the movie and and I guess I left somewhat of an impression and he had watched the show and he was like I think

this is perfect. And obviously we had conversations. It wasn't like I got a call like you got it, you're the guy and I was like yes, that would be okay, a package. You got sense with the scare? No, no, no, Um. But we had conversations about it and I think we were really on the same page with what the movie what the movie meant, you know, not only to myself and him, but to the greater community, the greater h you know, community, community, and and we were on the

same page. So we're like let's do it. It means so much the community. It also means so much to see somebody as young as you in an industry that for so long was defined in a certain way, redefining what that industry is. You know, I wanted to even beyond how people perceive you. How do you process the world that you and you know it's so show media with all these things, because the previous generation of actors

and and celebrities didn't have to deal with that. Do you have a find that there's a lot of pressure to be in two worlds? You can just focus on what you do, you have to focus on how people see you online, or is that just part of your life? Yes, I think it definitely is something to think about. But

also I like to have fun. I like I. I definitely have a big proponent of like you can't, you can't take yourself too seriously, like I. I would love to do vogue and stuff like that, but also I pull out my but cheeks all the time, like I i. I'm definitely a normal twenty one year old and I and my family was super like. They are also always like just you're also a kid, like you can be

a kid and that's okay. And and obviously there's a sense of professionalism that comes with being in this industry, but that all kind of came naturally working around adults all the time, and the first show that I ever worked on for a couple of years was the show called parentet and I was around only adults. So it was it was kind of odd being around like Ray Romano or these guys and I was just like, yeah, we're having a regular conver stations. Yeah, these are my

co workers. And then I would go back to school. Like nobody would believe me because nobody as a middle school or watched parenthood. They were like so, they're like my mom's cry to you, but I don't know, I don't know this. So I I was, you know, with the social media I've been able to uh, kind of just do me. I like that. I like, I think that's a great Monto for life. It's like, you know, do what you do, work really hard, but always remember to pull your butt cheeks out, always remember the put

your buys out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, congratulations. Good the show. So what money is going to everybody? We're gonna take a quick right over, right backs. We'll not talking tonight. What's the daily show? weeknight? Eleven, ten central armed comedy central in stream full episodes anytime I'm on paramount plus. This has been a comedy Central Pod gasked U