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for a change, we're gonna be listening to them. And I know, I know a lot of people are doubtful about this, they think it's weird, but I think it's gonna be a huge, huge hit, you know. Yeah, because this he said that they're going to use the same tactics they used when they launched Crack. So this podcast is gonna go everywhere. It's gonna be really good. Oh. In international news, Italy has elected its first female prime minister. Yeah.

It's also a right wing politician who loves Mussolini to Nate. You cheered, No, you cheered. You can't take your cheers back. You can't take your cheers back. You love he already. Yeah, this is a bitter sweet for Italian liberals because a woman broke the glass ceiling, but she did it by throwing an immigrant through it. All right, let's move on to the big stories of the day, starting with Star Wars,

the sci fi movie that made incest cool. For almost fifty years, James Earl Jones has been the voice behind Darth Vader, the most famous villain in movie history and most famous asthmatic. But on Friday, Disney announced that the force is going to be moving on. James Earl Jones is reportedly retire from voicing Darth Vader, but Star Wars fans may not even notice. Vanity Fair says the ninety one year old actor has signed off on a plan to use artificial intelligence to craft new dialogue from his

old voice recordings. You see the little mommaid becomes black and they take a white gentile. Jones, I told you that'd be backlash. I told you. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. The legendary actor has retired from doing the voice. That's all that happened. And what's interesting to me is that you hear what they said instead of trying to find someone else to voice the pot. Disney has said they're gonna use artificial intelligence to replicate Darth Vada's voice. Yeah,

I don't know. People, this makes me a little nervous. Yeah, we think AI is going to take over the world, and now we're gonna teach it to use the dark side of the force. No one thinks this is a bad idea. But I get it. I get it. I mean that voice is iconic, you know, it belongs in Darth Vader's body or announcing CNN promos. But that's it. That's the last thing we need. The last thing we need is them opening the roll up to like other famous people like they could. You know when they do

that with rules and then it becomes weird. You know. Can you imagine Darth Vader being voiced by someone else? Luke, I am your father, but until your mama shows me the paternity says, you can just call me uncle Darth and far main story tonight. I am your father. That's right, Luke, I am your daddy. And yes, that upsets me as much as it upsets you. Luke. A lot of people are saying I'm your father lived. They're saying they've never seen a better father, and they're right. I love all

my children. It's you, It's Ivanka, and that's it. It would have never worked. All right, Enough of that. Let's move on from Star Wars to another ongoing battle, the mid term elections. In our latest installments A Vote Demmick, we're not just six weeks away from election day, which means each party is making their closing pitches to the voters. Democrats are promising that if they win, they will secure

abortion rights and share Nancy Pelosi stock tips. And Friday, to counter that message, Republicans revealed their new policy idea. House Republicans are unveiling their plan to win back the majority in November. On Friday, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who is eyeing the Speaker's gabble, announced his new GOP agenda, called the Commitment to America. But on that very first day that we're sworn in, you'll see that it all changes. Because on our very first bill, we're gonna repeal a

d said and thousand I R S Agents. Our job is to work for you, not go after you. God damn eighty seven thousand I R S agents fired. Yeah, but I just streaked the flaws. Will streak them at home because your ass is gone hashtag Republicans. I also love the language they use when they're trying to be tactical, right, when they complain about jobs going away, they'll be like, you're losing jobs, you're getting fired. When it's then they're like,

we're gonna repeal these jobs. And if you're thinking that is a weirdly specific number, that's because it is the exact number of I R S employees hired by the Biden administration a couple of months ago. Yeah, And the idea behind this was that the government could get more money if the I r S was better able to crack down on all the tax sheets like billionaires and corporations, right,

which makes sense. Which makes sense, Although another way to get more money in taxes would be to not make doing taxes feel like solving the formula for the time space continuum. They could make it easier. Yeah, would spend all weekend combining line with line b W. If I wanted to be an accountant, I would have been an

account and God damn it. But now the GOP is promising fewer I R S agents, which means you have less of a chance of getting audited, which means you don't have to worry as much about paying your taxes. And you know what it is. Yeah, basically, the GOP is that kid who ran for class present in ninth grade on a platform of making homework illegal. And you're like, this doesn't seem responsible or even possible. But yeah, he

has my vote, Yeah he has my vote. But look, this IRIS bill has a good chance of happening because remember, the Republicans are still expected to take control of the House this year for and for many reasons. Yeah, Joe Biden's unpopularity, the way congressional districts are drawn, people are hearing that Republicans are giving away free flights to Morth's vineyard. But remember it's not a sure thing. They might win,

but it's not a sure thing. And part of the reason it's not as shure as it should be is because the Republicans keep putting up candidates like this. Republican House candidate JR. Majewski is struggling in his campaign in northwest Ohio. The forty two year old Republican first launched into fame by painting Donald Trump into his lawn and raised eyebrows last year with a rap video attacking Joe Biden.

Ice cream while he's crapping his paint. Our dreams, in our freedom, this is our last same Majewski is now in hot water again, facing accusations that he lied about being deployed to Afghanistan after nine eleven, when in fact he served away from combat. Majuski says, the documents proving that he saw combat our top secret. In fact, the orders and the military records that I've been able to obtain from my personal files shows that all of my

deployments are listed as classified. Yeah, that's right, people, he cannot prove that he was in combat because all of the records are classified. And I believe him. Man, I I've been there. I've been there. I have when I was in middle school. My girlfriend was classified too, and it sucks. She was so hot, guys, I wish you could have seen her. But oh man, actually was so classified. But really, if you if you weren't an active combat, you can't just say you were in active combat, especially

if you get elected at a dinner party. We get it, you know, I killed bin Laden who. But lying about an active combat isn't just disrespectful to the truths who are actually in active combat. It's also extremely misleading to the voters. Right, if you're gonna say you're doing top secret combat in Afghanistan and you can't show it to us, you should at least have to prove it, you know, you should have to do some Seal Team six ships in front of us. Yeah, Like the guy standing next

to you just snap his neck on stage. But then I'll believe you were like, oh ship, did you say that? And then the guy I'm talking to his head slides off his body. I'm like, but it looks like this guy wasn't in active combat and he didn't kill anything other than that rap music video that was rap did not survived that video or rest in peace hip hop.

We will remember you. We will remember you, all right, But let's move on to some international news, because America isn't the only country in the world, you know, there's like ten of us. Three weeks ago, the UK was introduced to its new Prime Minister, Liz Truce, who announced that she was going to get Britain back on track. She just didn't mention which way the track would be going. This morning, the British pound plunged nearly five percent to

a record low against the US dollar. Levels like that's not seen since the eighties. This amid growing fears of instability in the UK, Friday, British officials announced the largest tax cuts in fifty years, while also boosting government borrowing and spending. Worries there this will be inflationary. This seems to be a vote of of no, no support for the new government here and it's a big ambitious plans

announced late last week. Yeah, so here's what happened. Lisztrups introduced a round of tax cuts for the wealthy, and in response, the British currency has collapsed, which is not what they wanted. Yeah, and at some point, can we admit that even lifelong politicians don't actually know what they're doing right? And can we admit that we we just assumed they have some idea of the way things work, but they just they just run things the way we used to play Mortal Kombat, you know, just just hit

all the buttons and hope for fatality. Come on, Luken, come on. I actually feel bad for liszt truth because this was the first bill that she proposed and it tanked the entire economy. Can you imagine being Prime minister and your first idea, your first idea. Everyone's like, oh, you know it. You sell all of our money. It's worth now, thanks Liz. I'm kiding, I' kidding. Obviously, this the bill wasn't the first thing she did. The first first thing she didn't was killed the queen, right, This

was the second thing. That's what it was. The big moments watched live around the globe. Last night, NASA tested a new planetary defense system by smashing a spacecraft into an asteroid. Boom, Yeah, how you like that asteroid? That was for the dinosaurs. And in case you're wondering, In case you're wondering, no, the asteroid was not heading for Earth, right, we're just testing the system wasn't heading towards us. But now the other asteroids they know not to test us.

You don't mess with Earth man, we're local man. In health and news, researchers have discovered that you can dissolve pills faster if you lie on your right side, which raises a big question for me, how do I become a researcher? Because it just sounds like fun? Okay, I look a lot of fun. He's sit around old day thinking random thls like huh, I wonder what would happen

if I took at Ville Duggie style. Oh, and then financial news, Donald Trump is back on the Forbes four hundred list of America's richest people, at number three hundred and forty three, which I love so much. Yeah, I mean, how ironic is it that Donald Trump is the only guy doing well in Joe Biden's economy. Yeah, he's gonna end up running for president and then voting full Biden. I made so much money under Joe Brandon and this Trump guy was crazy. I heard you wanted bleaching his lung.

He's crazy. I'm voting for Joe. But let's move on to some of the biggest stories of the day, starting with our ongoing coverage of the wall in Ukraine. It has been seven months since Vladimir Putin went all kool aid Man on Ukraine, but from day one the war has been a disaster for him. First, Putin tried to take over all of Ukraine, but the Ukrainian Army stopped him. Then he tried to take over the eastern half, but

the Ukrainian Army stopped him. Then try to slide into an Instagram model's d ms on the Instagram like it was just Instagram, So the Ukrainian army didn't do anything because it was Instagram. Yeah, he was. He was stopped by the fact that he looks like a heavily botox gadlum in his suits. No offense to godlem, I just need an example. The point is Vladimir Putin is not hashtag winning. So after seven months of war, the Russian army only controls a slice of Ukraine, and now the

Ukrainians are threatening to take that back too. But before that happens, Vladimir Putin is saying, hey, hey, what about democracy in Ukraine. Russian controlled areas in the east of the country are wrapping up a series of referendums asking voters if they want to be a part of Russia. The votes are illegal under international law, and some Ukrainians have been forced to vote at gunpoint. Election officials accompanied by armed soldiers go trapsing up flights of stairs, knocking

on doors searching for voters. In the past few minutes, and Russian state media has announced the primary results, claiming that people have voted overwhelmingly in favor of becoming part of the Russian Federation. The results supposedly showing seven or eight percent of the vote being in favor of joining the federation. Yeah, you hear that Russian soldiers are going door to door forcing people to vote to join Russia, and so because of that of the vote has been

pro Putin. But I mean, let's be honest. I mean, these voters have a choice in the same way we have a choice to not accept cookies on that website. I was like, what, so what if I click? No? Can I not see how child stars have aged? What kind of a choice is that seven sent? You know, my question is who the hell is the three percent? No, I'm really impressed by it. Who had the balls to still vote against Putin while his soldiers watched them mark their battles. Who was there just like, yes, you have

voted for your mama. Look at that I voted Oh so yeah, because it's a sham. It looks like of the voters in this election voted to become a part of Russia. And honestly, like, why do they even go through all of this, huh, like going door to door making everyone sign ship just so you can do what you're already doing anyway. I mean, it's one thing to conquer a town and blow up all their buildings, but then to make them do paperwork. There is evil and

then there's evil. And this is that classic middle school bully move, forcing you to say something and then acting like it's legit. So you want to eat dog? Pool? So you want to eat dog? Why? I like he said it. He likes eating dog pote. No, I didn't, Steve. I just said it because you made me say it. I'm glad your parents broke up. But let's move on

to some news that's closer to home. Even though the coronavirus pandemic seems to finally be on its way out, I think we cannot admit the world is not exactly the same as it used to be. We're less eager to shake stranger's hands. You know, people generally don't sit next to each other in public places anymore. And now every time you rub a bank, it takes so much longer for people to know you will Robbert because everyone else is wearing a moss. Yeah, so then you have

to pull out a gun. But because it's America, everyone else pulls out a gun. And it's like, at that point, you say, not opening up a checking account and leaving, you know, I just sort of rubbed the bank, pandemics boiled everything. But good news, Good news, people, there is one part of American life that is coming roaring back. Traffic is coming back to pre pandemic levels. I've seen it with my own eyes. It's all thanks to a

push for workers to return to the office. Major US cities including Los Angeles, Miami, Chicago seeing more a commuter traffic congestion, and it it is growing graphic is above pre pandemic levels in Miami and Dallas. In Houston and in Phoenix. There is an interesting disparity though, taking place in the numbers. Monday and Friday. That is, one traffic is typically lower, even lower than it was before the pandemic. Wednesday and Thursday are the really big days for traffic

now in major cities across the country. Really starts to begin to rise today Tuesday. Yeah, you see, because everyone now works remote part time, and then everyone gets to choose which days they work remote and which those days they come in. All of the traffic that used to be during the week is now only on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, which sucks all of the cramped together. I will say, as bad as bad as it is. Plus humans it is good for the cause, you know, yeah,

because now the traffic is slowed. Was them a chance to catch up again? Hey there, Craig, Hey, hey Greig sometime no, say buddy, Hey, yeah, nice paint job. Nothing wrong with turning back the clock a little bit, huh me. Yeah, things have been good. Some teenagers had sex in me. That was cool. Oh good. Do you hear about Jerry by the way, his owner dubbed him for an electric Yeah, he's taking it real hard. He's hooked on diesel. Now. It's a real shame. Man. Oh the way, it's like

my latest movie. See you in two seconds, buddy, ha ha ha. You know you know, when when you think about it, the new traffic problem makes sense, right because everyone would rather spend an extra day at home on a Monday and a Friday, And that means that those days are gonna be the days when everyone's chilling, right, because those are the days when you're making the hangover, recovering from the hangover, you know what I mean. Yeah,

but now, but now think about this. If everyone is choosing the same days to be on the road, then those days are gonna suck even more, which means Tuesday is gonna be the new Friday, and then Thursday is going to be the new Monday. And then wait what, well, I guess Wednesday still gonna be in the middle of that weird day in the middle, like the d that nobody even uses. Like who says Weddin's day anyway? Huh, it's probably the same people who say February should be arrested.

The point is. The point is this problem is happening because the week was designed incorrectly. Yeah, I think about it. Who said the week has to be seven days? Huh, it's not a rule. That's what people don't realize. If we all do the same week, it's not going to get better. My solution is, instead of seven days, we should have a five day week. Think about it. Think about it, because you've seen every study that comes out that says the few of the days we work doesn't

mean that production goes down, right, No productivity decreases. What we do is spend extra time in the office, spending like we're working when really we're just we're just googling how long until Friday gets here? So we don't actually need more days in the office. Think about three days of work. That's what I propo. We do three days of work, two days a weekend. Yeah. Yeah, three years of work two days of weekend. It sounds like a perfect week. Yeah, let's traffic just like, Oh it's Monday.

Oh it's Wednesday already Friday? Why a week? By the way, I'm gonna leave Monday off. I've got a thing. It's a perfect week. Lizzo who made history last night at a concert in Washington, d C. When she played a two hundred year old crystal flute that once belonged to President James Madison. Yeah, that's a really cool way to bring attention to American history because now students will know that James Madison was that guy who did a collab

with Lizzo. In education news and Indiana teenager just learned that he was the only student in the world this year to get a perfect score on the ap calculus exam. Yeah, very impressive. What's even crazier is that the kids sitting next to him had the second best score in the world. What are the chances think about it, the only person in the world with a perfect score? Do you do you have any idea what the odds of that are? I don't The kid does, I don't. That's how smart

he is. I don't know. Oh, and from the world of fine Dining, McDonald's has launched a limited edition series of Happy Meals for adults. Yeah yeah, and look, I know there are adults who are nostalgic for happy meals.

But it's not the cheap plastic toys you cherish. Is that memory of your dad picking me up from school and then surprising you with a trip to Mickey D's, getting that happy meal in a colorful box, you know, explaining it to you that it's not your fault and both he and your mother still love you, even though they need to be a part now. Man, those toys are so cool. I remember those days, all right. But let's move on to some of the biggest stories of

the day. Still sing with the monster hurricane that's shutting Florida down. Breaking news. Hurricane Ian has now officially made landfall as a Category four storm, one of, if not the most powerful storm ever to make landfall on the western coast of Florida. Truly an historic and potentially catastrophic

day for much of this state. Ian's impact here is it moves inland, will be a catastrophic surge of up to eighteen feet, destructive wind us they're going way over a hundred miles an hour, and flooding rain which could be up to two ft because of the slow movement of the storm. This thing is the real deal. Uh

it is. It is a major, major storm. Yeah, people, as we speak, Hurricane in is slamming into Florida, and I honestly hope that everyone in the Sunshine State is staying safe, you know, and I mean like like rest of America safe. Yeah, you know, not like Florida safe, you know, like where someone wears like a long sleeve shirt to wrestle, like eater. I'm being safe. No, not that, just be safe safe, because I mean, I know you

guys are brave, but this hurricane. I mean, you heard Governor to Sanctus, he said, this thing is the real deal, not like the usual stuff I tell you to be scared of, like drag queens are critical race theory. I'm talking real. I got might find myself to Martha's vineyards because you understand, you understand the storm is way worse than usual, right, A hundred and fifty five mile and our winds, violent waves, and a storm surge of up

to eighteen feet high. Eighteen feet you understand most pools aren't even eighteen feet deep, right, there's like eight feet of water and then maybe like another two to four piss, that's it. But hurricane in this ship is wild. And by the way, why are we still naming natural disasters? Like what, why do we do this? It's a weird thing we do hurricane here, Fiona, Like, we don't do that with personal disasters. You know, there's no doctor who's ever been like, I have some bad news. Jeremy has

spread to your brain. Just a cute little name I came up with so you would remember it. But let's move on to some political news. After a shaky start to his presidency, Joe Biden has recently gotten some of his groove back. He's signing legislation, he's re establishing America's status in Europe, and he's the new brand ambassador for aviators. In fact, many people actually saying that Biden might have a really good shot at winning a second term in office.

All he needs to do, though, is avoid doing stuff like this. An awkward moment for President Biden today at a White House conference while calling out people in the audience, he accidentally included Indiana Congresswoman Jackie will Orski, who was killed in a car crash over the summer. And I want to thank all of you here for including bipartisan electrificians like Representative Governor, Senator Braun, Senator Booker, Representative Jackie here.

Where's Jackie? I don't think she went she went a school to help make this a reality. No, no, what are you doing? Ah? That's so awkward. A man and his explanations didn't help, you know. It's like, of course I knew Jackie was Now I was looking for Jackie Kennedy. Where's Jackiekennedy? Where is? Where are you Jackie? Where's Jackie here? Look? I mean I guess on the upside, at least he noticed that she wasn't there. This is a good thing. Yeah, it could have been much worth if he was like,

where's JACKIEO that she is? There's jack Everyone look at Jackie. People like, there's no jack She's that. Everybody's Jackie. And look. I know a lot of people are saying that this is another example of Biden's brain being foggy. But I think, if anything, this makes Biden a better president. Yeah, think of how hard he must be working right now to keep Americans safe, knowing that Osama bin Laden is still out there somewhere. Where's it? Where's Jack? Where's it where?

And finally, let's talk about air travel. The number of people flying is nearly back to pre pandemic levels, And if you're one of those people about to take a flight for the first time in a few years, here's a reminder that you might experience some weird ship up in the air. A new video is showing the moment that left passengers on board in American Airlines flight very confused. They were on their way to Dallas from l a X when strange noises started coming from the plane's public

announcement system. Take a listen. The video has since gone viral and has gotten the attention of American Airlines. Some people have floated around the idea that the p A system was hacked. The company says the cause was a lot less sinister, blaming it on a malfunctioning system. Hell no, what the hell was that you hear the air? I don't even know how to describe those sounds because it sounds like Chewbacca getting a hand job was thing? What was that? And how is this guy so calm? He's

just like you. Hear those yo. If I'm on a plane that starts making sounds like like like that, I'm getting a parachute. I'm getting a parachute and a few extra pretzels, and I'm opening the emergency exit. I'm gone.

A lot of people who were speculating that the p A system was hacked by a prankster, but the official explanation from American Airlines is that the sounds were caused by quote a mechanical issue with the p A amplifier, which raises the volume of the p A system when the engines are running, which somehow is less comforting like a hacker. I understand, No, I get it a hacker. But but you're telling me that the plane is always

making sounds like Frankenstein is getting a prostrate exam. But we're only hearing it now because of a mechanical issue. That's not reassuring information to me. The best case scenario is if the pilot accidentally left the p A system on in the cockpits and all the sounds that the peoplehood were coming from him. All right, everybody, we're on island. Now, let me just check some of my crypto investments. Oh that sucked everybody. I kind of get my spirits back up.

You know what, I'm gonna watch that new video from the Try guys. Let's see that sucked out? Oh boy? What wait? What are this giant rent doing it here? What? No one can know? That would have been better. The f d A has issued new guidelines as to which foods can be labeled healthy, and that now includes nuts and salmon. And as much as I appreciate that, I didn't need the government to tell me that salmon is healthy.

We all know that, because that's the thing that people are at weddings when they want to let you know that they're better than everyone else. I'll have the sermon. In international news, the Queen of Denmark has stripped her grandchildren grandchildren of their royal titles. Yeah, because she says she doesn't want them to be limited by their royal duties, which is the most posh way ever to say, bitch, get a job. Yeah, those grandkids must have been so grateful.

It's like, wow, Grandma, thanks for not forcing me to be a prince anymore. I really hated all the attention and the free jewelry. I love being known as the grandkid formerly known as Prince Thank you. It's so funny how the British monarchy had so much drama that all the other monarchies are not looking around, like maybe we should shut this down while we're still ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.

In gaming news, this is a fun one. The maker of the card game you Know has come out officially and updated its rule to clarify that you cannot play a draw too on top of another draw to to make the next person draw for. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they said draw to you take the draw to. That's it. That's it. I agree with you. I mean, like, who makes who makes these rules? I will say it is cool that they're doing it. You know, if they ask me we need to fix more game rules, you don't forget,

you know, I think that works. Monopoly needs prison reform. Yeah. My brother gets like nine turns buying up all the properties while my symbol is stuck in jail. How is that fair? No justice, no peace. But let's move on to some of the biggest stories of the day, starting with the fallout from Hurricane in last night. The monster storm hit Florida like Florida just came home with a report card full of f's flooding the streets, destroying homes

and infrastructure, and leaving millions without power. Now, the good news is that people took all the advanced warning seriously, so despite the destruction, there were very few casualties. And as the stormers needs, we're learning about some amazing ways

that the people of Florida have pulled together. While the storm was raging over my shoulder hair, you can see the incredible power of hurricane in but now comes as we've already seen the selfless power of people, neighbors, friends, even complete strangers doing whatever they can to help rescues onshore and on land firefighters helping a woman escape floodwaters, but the fire department also thanking local jet skiers for helping out, writing sometimes we need a ride to the

rescue ourselves. In Benita Beach, one good Samaritan breathing the elements to save a cat trapped outside on an air conditioner. Many of the sailboats are on their side. There was a guy who went on to to to get his three pets off that that were still on the boat. In St. Petersburg, staff at a botanical gardens hunkering down with flamingos to see them through the storm. Wow, that

is amazing. That's so nice just to see like everybody coming together, you know, helping the cats, helping the flamingos. I mean, I mean it's nice, But do flamingos need more help than humans in a hurricane? It's just weird. Just like, don't worry flamingos. I'll protect you, flaming like where the water bird, dude, We'll protect you. But this is all amazing, right, is the response to the storm was so powerful that it led to something we've never

seen before. Jet ski is being responsible. Yeah. Getting rescued by a jet ski is so awesome because it doesn't matter how exhausted or emotional you are, you can't stay that way on the jet ski, right, Yeah, you're gonna be there like, oh my god, thank you, thank you, I owe you my life. Alright. Shredded row Yeah, crank that diesel, bitch. And that's where the people rescuing the cats. That is true selflessness because that's somebody who's going, look,

we love everything, our house is destroyed. We don't have power, but and hit me out on this. What if we also had our faces scratched to ship. What do you think? Britney is beautiful to see? But let's move on, because while Florida is recovering from this storm, there is still the storm that is always hits in America. Donald J. Trump new revelations on the final days of former President

Donald Trump's presidency. In reporting provided to see an n from a forthcoming book by New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman, Trump repeatedly told aids following his election laws that he would refuse to leave the White House. Haberman's book reports that Trump told one aid quote, I'm just not going

to leave. Haberman reports Trump quiz nearly everyone around him on how to stay in power, among those who reportedly asked the valet who brought him diet coke when Trump pressed a red button on his Oval office desk, Oh, that is so much pressure to put on your soda guy, But he asked the valet who brings him the diet cokes just like shoulder boy, I need you to make me the emperor of America. How do I do it? How do It's just like, oh, yeah, you just gotta

coke zero? Man. You know, if I'm honest, I think it is less weird to get advice from your diet coke valet and more weird to have a diet coke valet. But I mean, once you got him, you might as well get his input, right, just be like, yeah, what do you think about it? How do we take a country? Huh? The real trapanty to me, is that Trump didn't follow through with his plan of just not leaving. Yeah. I

would have been exciting. Yeah. I would have loved to have seen the FBI chasing Trump around the White House like an episode of Scooby Doo. This chase him through one door, he chases them through another door, and then they're all being chased. My goats is just like, well, many people are saying r R so much danger, scoop, so much danger. Let's move on. Let's move on them the previous administration to the current one. As you all know,

Joe Biden is the President of the United States. But what if I told you there's also a vice president of the United States. Yeah, it's true, it's true. Her name is Kamala Harris. What I can hear you know? If that's the case, Trevor, how come I've never seen her? What are you gonna tell me next slender Man is real and I should kill my family. Okay, Well, I can't speak to the veracity of slender Man, but I do have proof that Kamala Harris exists, and she was

just spotted in South Korea. Overnight. Vice President Kamala Harris arrived in South Korea for the last leg of her four day trip to Asia. She paid a visit to the d militarized Zone that divides the Korean Peninsula. The move is to demonstrate America's commitment to its Asian allies. Well Blade, Kamela, Well Blade, if there's one way to remind people you exist, it's to go stand at the border between North and South Korea. Now everybody knows your name. Yeah,

it's the same way. No one knew that I existed in high school. Nobody until the day I streaked naked across the football field. And from then on everyone knew one testicle travelers in our school, Oh they knew me. They all know me anyway, because this is such a major moment on Vice President Harris's trip, we go live to our very own Ronnie Chang, who is in the deep minis horrizzone Ronnie, how is it going over there, oh, traveler, Yeah, it's going really well. Thanks so much for sending me here.

By the way, great assignments, not racist at all. Anyway, the last president was just here, and she just rocked up to the border with her giants o binoculars and instead of North Korea, like a geopolitical pervert. And honestly, Trevor, I don't get it. Why is she here? Why am I here? Why is anybody here? What are you guys even looking for? You think you're gonna see some thing that all the generals and the satellites missed. It's like, oh,

look look they forgot to lock the gate. Let's go go. Now, what's an idiot? Honestly, what she's looking at? What? What is it? What? What you know? What? Let me just look out for myself, all right, let's oh, oh look it's it's Kim Joe one. And uh it looks like he's all watching me on the Daily Show. Oh maybe that guy's not all that bad after all. Hey Hey, hey, kemmy, y'all follow me back on I g Man. Anyway, the vice president was here to strengthen America's alliance with South Korea.

Against North Korea. And let's just see how that worn an embarrassing gaff by Vice President Harris today when she affirmed America's alliance with the wrong Korea. So the United States shares a very important relationship, which is an alliance with the Republican of North Korea, and it is an alliance that is strong and enduring. Wow wow, wow. You think North Korea is South Korea? So I guess all Asian countries look the same to you, Madam Vice President?

What's next? You're gonna mix me up with see Muliu? Huh seriously, can you could? Could you do that please? Because I would totally be fine with that. No, no, no, no no, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. What just joking? Everyone would just joking, okay about him? Vice President? Nobody give a hot time about this or we won't see her again for another six months. All right, back to you, Trevor. Hey, hey kid, hey kid, yo yo, yoh hey, why don't

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