This Week's Top Stories - Trump Teases Capitol Riot Pardons, Tom Brady Announces Retirement & More

the U. S. Capital on January six. If I run and if I win, we will treat those people from January six fairly, and if it requires pardons, we will give them pardons because they are being treated so unfairly. Trump also urged his supporters to hold massive tests and cities like New York, Atlanta, and washing In, d C. If prosecutors investigating him in those cities bring charges against him.

If these radical, vicious racist prosecutors do anything wrong or illegal, I hope we are going to have in this country the biggest protests we have ever had. In reality, they're not after me, they're after you. And I just happened to be the person that's in the way. Yo oh, man, Donald Trump is the greatest conventable time. Yeah. Everything this guy said. Everything he said. I mean part of it was like the racist person, who are they racist too? Who is racist in this thing too? Donald Trump? Huh?

And then if you think about it, like it's really smart what he's thinking, because he could have pardoned all of his people when January six happened. You realize that, right, he was the president, but he didn't pardon them. He let them get prosecuted, and now they're all going to jail. He let this happen. But now that his asses on the line, now he's like, man, if I was president, if I was president, I would have never let this happen to you, But you did. It's like some dirtbag

being like, let me tell you something. If you were my girl, but i'm your wife. Yeah, but if you were my girl, ship wouldn't have happened. Baby. You gotta admit. Trump leans on his supporters really hard. I mean, first they had to storm the Capitol because he lost the election. Then their donations went to his legal fees because he's always getting sued. Now they have to protest if he gets charged, Like, where does it end? If Trump does go to prison. Is he gonna make these poor people's

smuggle cigarettes up there? But they're worth more unopened, So make sure you get the whole carton up in there and don't clench. It'll squish the filters. Anyway, moving on from Donald Trump to push Donald Trump. Boris Johnson, the British Prime Minister and the guy who starts every morning sticking a forking electrical outlets, has been in quite a sp to bother lately, which means it's time for another

installment of keep calm and party on. British Prime Minister Boris Johnson just apologized to Parliament after a damning independent report was released this morning which condemns quote failures of leadership and judgment by Johnson's office over those parties at ten Downing Street held during COVID lockdowns, the government being scolded like children. The report says there were serious failures to observe the high standards. It says that excessive alcohol

shouldn't be drunk at the workplace. It repeatedly describes the culture of drinking and party. Boris Johnson was back in Parliament to try to justify the unjustifiable. Here, Mr Speaker I get it, and I will fix it, and I will decide. And I want to say to the people of this country, I know what the issue you is, yes, Mrs Peaker, Yes, Yes, it's whether this government can be trusted to And I say, Mrs Peaker, yes we can be trusted. Yes, we can be trusted to deliver. I

love how he's like, I identify the problem. I know what. Yeah, you made the problem. Of course you know what the problem is. But guys, I've solved it because I did it. But yes, according to this investigation, Boris Johnson's office had a culture of drinking and partying throughout the pandemic. And I'll be honest, I'd be more convinced that Boris could fix it if he didn't always look like an upside

down guy doing a keg stand. I'm gonna say, my favorite part about this whole scandal is actually how high school it is to get caught having a party. Let me think about that's the level of scandal. Other world leaders are staging coups and invading other countries. Meanwhile, Boris is filling vodka bottles up with water like hurry, hurry,

the Queen will be home soon. More We're two weeks away from the Super Bowl, one day a year when men can express their emotions openly, and one familiar face who won't be there this year is Tom Brady, quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and dude with almost as

many rings as shan Chi. Brady has appeared in every Super Bowl dating back to two I don't know if that's that is right, might be, but if it feels weird watching it without him this year, you better get used to it, because he's never going to be in it ever again. Breaking news this hour, seven times Super Bowl champion Tom Brady is retiring from football. He removed all down. The forty four year old quarterback played two NFL seasons and including twenty seasons with the New England Patriots,

he won seven Super Bowls. I want to read from his statement here. This is difficult for me to write, but here it goes. I have loved my NFL career, and now it is time to focus my time and energy on other things that require my attention. Other things that require my attention. It's a weird reason to retire. It sounds like he's got like household chores. I've loved playing in the NFL. But I've got twenty years of laundry piling up, so it's time to call it quits. Guys.

But look, whether you love them or hated him, you have to admire Tom Brady's journey. I mean, when this dude started his career, he was picked almost dead lost in the draft, and yet he ended up dominating the game for twenty years, which is an important lesson for all the little kids out there who might be coming in lost. And that lesson is this probably won't happen to you. You see, this was only gonna happen one time,

and Tom Brady took it. I'm sorry, So if you keep coming in dead lost, you probably want to quit and do something else. You got this Nightfully being honest, this retirement isn't a surprise to anyone, right. What is surprising is that at us old, this dude was still dominating the NFL. Think about it, the NFL when people call accident each other for a living, and this guy was doing that in his forties. Most people I know in their forties are like, ah, my back hurts. I

think I slept too long. And now that he's put up his cleats, the question is was Tom Brady the best football player of all time? Some people say yes because he holds all the records and won the most Super Bowls. Other people say no because he didn't do that for my team. So it'll be a big debate for a while. But there's no doubt that he is a legend of the game. So congrats Tom Brady on a wonderful, wonderful career. Although sadly it means that now Gronk has to be put down. Let's go out behind

the bard, Gronk. We're gonna take you someplace special. You know what I You know what I respect about Tom Brady for the most part, it man, is that he kept his scandals on the field. You know, the flate gate with the ball and then whether or not it was a tuck rule fumble way back in the day. Honestly, I think like the Maga had his locker. That was probably the biggest. We don't know about ready, No drug, no arrest, no drama getting arrested, no, not none of that.

It's his wife not murdered. His wife is very unmurdered. All right, But let's move on to the hottest fat on the Internet right now, and no, I'm not talking about hardcore pornography. I'm talking about wordle, the online puzzle game that's turned your Twitter timeline into a lame version of Tetris. Word is especially interesting because of where it came from. You see, it was just invented by one guy in Brooklyn who just made it as a gift

for his girlfriend, which is really sweet. Oh already supple way to tell her that she doesn't know to smell. I need you to brush up on your five letter words. You're really embarrassing me at parties. Anyway. His vision for word was for it to be a simple, friendly game, totally free, no ads, no app and not addictive, just

pure fun. And yesterday that vision paid off when The New York Times announced that it had bought Word all from the Sky for more than a million dollars, Which is great for the guy, but now everyone else is wondering will word will still be free? So CNN asked that question to the New York Times and the answer was, uh, I don't know. You guys. You guys, tell me what

you think, Jonathan. I don't want to make this a hostile interview, but you need to answer the question that every word wi User wants to know, will you commit right here and now that forevermore in perpetuity word all will be free to everybody. Thank you for having me. It's great to be here. Um and yes, when the word when when world comes to New York Times, it will be free to play for every one that doesn't answer my question, when it comes to the New York Times,

it will be free. How about five years from now, ten years from now. I wish I had that kind of crystal ball, but I don't. So you won't commit that word. It will always be free because it's free. Now, that's right, it is free. When it comes to the Times, it will be free. And yeah, well that took a weird turn. I mean, at the beginning he was like, you're gonna make us pay for word, and then all of a sudden he was like, are you gonna make

us pay for word? Will answer me, bitch. You see how nervous the New York Times guy was because in the beginning he was like, yeah, it's gonna be fair. Then at the end he was like, look, man, just please man, come man. That CNN anchor has the skepticism of a guy who's been burned by a drug dealer. You know. He's like, wow, so this is totally free. And then a week later he's like, I see what you did. Yeah, I see what you did. Okay, I'll ask your dick, but I see what you did. You

You got me, man, You've got me good. CNN, Yes, the channel you watch at the gym while you listen to your podcast. The network has always been famous worldwide for its twenty four hour news and people shouting at each other coverage, but over the past few months, the spotlight has been turned on them, especially in the wake of Andrew Cuomo's harassment scandals and then Chris Cuomo's secret defense of his brother's scandal. Well, today that scandal took

yet another twist. We have news now to report involving our network. CNN president Jeff Zucker has just resigned after disclosing a consensual relationship with a colleague he wrote to staffords a few minutes ago quote as part of the investigation into Chris Cuomo's tenure at CNN. Cuomo, of course fired last month. Zucker says, I was asked about a consensual relationship with my closest colleague, someone I have worked with for more than twenty years. I acknowledged the relationship

evolved in recent years. I was required to disclose it when it begin in but I didn't. I was wrong. As a result, I am resigning today. Man, this must have been a really weird day for CNN. On the one hand, it's bad that your boss is resigning under a cloud of scandal. On the other hand, you got the scoop. We begin with breaking news. Did you know that Jeff and Allison were banging? I saw them coming the office together one morning, and I totally called it.

I mean, I didn't say anything, but I totally called it. What's this justin? I'm also involved? But that's right. Jeff Zucca, the long time ahead of CNN, is stepping down because, according to his statements, he didn't disclose that he was having a relationship with a colleague. And I don't know if this is the full story, but what I do know is that at CNN, it seems like there's no

middle ground. When there's a scandal there, it's either someone who isn't disclosing enough or someone who's disclosing way too much. And look, I know the story is going to come as a surprise to a lot of people. People gonna be like, wow, someone has been in charge of CNN this whole time. I thought it was just a bunch of roommates that found camera equipment behind a dumpster. But yes, Jeff Zucca was running CNN. And you may not know this, but he's the one who made CNN what it is today, right.

He's the one who pushed it towards entertainment more and less news. You know, he's the one who said, enough of those international correspondents, Let's just get people fighting on camera, Like you remember when CNN would just make us watch Trump's empty podium for an hour. That was his choice. Yeah, And the reason he liked putting Trump on so much is because he liked Trump, because he knew that Trump

was good for ratings. Because Jeff Zucca is the one who gave Trump the job for the Apprentice, and the Apprentice is the only reason that Trump went on to become the president. That's not even the craziest part of the story. The craziest thing is that Jeff Zucker's downfall all started with Andrew Cuomo, Remember him, Yeah, Andrew Cuomo grouped women Chris Cuomo, his brother, trying to help him so then CNN looked into Chris Cuomo. They investigated him,

and then they found some ship on Jeff Zucker. What So Andrew Coomo was such a creep that he took down himself, his brother Chris, and the president of CNN. He's like runing Farrell, but by accident. I mean at this point, who knows how long Cuomo's fallout is gonna last. All right, he grew up a bunch of people. Now everyone is feeling it. You know, he's like a human Chinobyl. Eighty years from now, Brazilians are going to be at

war with Australians like Andrew Cuomo. All right, but let's move on from someone who's losing his job to someone else who's in hot waters at work. Whoopie Goldberg, co host of The View and the only coach to lead the next to a winning season. In case you missed it, the five women on the View, we're having a discussion about Mouse. You remember, the graphic novel about the Holocaust, And by the time the discussion was all over, the panel was down to four. This morning, more fallout for

Whoopie Goldberg. ABC News suspending Goldberg from the View for two weeks after she made controversial comments about Jewish people and the Holocaust on Monday's episode. The Holocaust isn't about race. It's not about because it's about man's inhumanity to man. Better think about a white supremacy, but these are white groups of people. Goldberg apologizing live on the program Tuesday yesterday, on our show, I misspoke. I regret my comments, as

I said, and I stand corrected. The segment also included an interview with Anti Defamation League CEO Jonathan Greenblatt, who later commented on goldberg suspension, we shouldn't cancel what because she made a mistake. I heard what you say that she's committed to doing better. I accept that apology. ABC releasing a statement acknowledging that Whoopy has apologized, but asking her to take time to reflect and learn about the impact of her comments. WHOOPI Goldberg is in a whole

lot of trouble, and I understand why. I understand why people were upset with what she said because the way she said it, it made it sound like the Holocaust. It was just some white people who were fighting some other white people, you know, sort of like Game of Thrones.

But as the spokesman for The Anti Defamation League later explained to her, Hitler did see Jews as a separate race, and even worse, as a separate species, you know, like when you think about it, properly protecting the master race. That was the Nazis whole thing, you know, race purity, like all these tiki torch bitches that you see running around now, Hitler was the o g of that. You know, in his mind, everyone was supposed to have blonde hair and blue eyes except for him. He got to look

like an angry broom for some reason. But that's not the point, you know. So I totally understand why people were upset because the Holocaust had everything to do with race. And I'm glad that would be a apologize because, like, I don't think that she was trying to hurt anybody here, you know, I think she made a mistake. And I will say I think it's a little weird that her network suspended her for sharing her view on the view.

I mean, if she's remorseful, why send her away? Isn't it better to keep her and then use this as a teaching moment and then you can have everyone watching also learning like, oh, I actually didn't know that about the Holocaust. Maybe they didn't rather than sending her away for two weeks to do what reflect and and and

what do her own research? I mean, that's never a good idea, you know these days, you tell someone to go research the Holocaust on their own, they'll come back in two weeks like did you all know that the Jews have space lasers? He'll be like a damn it you on YouTube? Man Russia, the former and maybe future Soviet Union. Over the past few months, Russia has sent over one hundred thousand troops to its border with Ukraine, which understandably has a lot of people freaked out. Ukraine

has been preparing for war. America and the United Nations have been threatening devastating sanctions on Russia, and today President Biden sent thousands of troops to Poland and Romania just in case Russia decides to add some more countries to a shopping list. But the big question is why why is Russia bringing Europe to the brink of war? Well, yesterday we finally heard from Russian presidents and leader who ends every sentence with or else, Vladimir Putin, and he

says that none of this is his fault. Russian President Vladimir Putin's first comments on Ukraine since December after his meeting in Moscow with the leader of Hungary, Putin claimed that the West has ignored Russia's tomp demands, including blocking Ukraine from joining NATO. In his first public comments on this crisis in weeks, President Ladimir Putin accused the US of trying to contain Russia. Ukraine is just a tool,

he said. Despite more than one hundred thousand Russian troops now massed on Ukraine's border, Russia still claims it's the real victim threatened by the US and its NATO allies, and Moscow insists it has no plans to invade Ukraine. Yeah, Putin says that Russia has no plans to invade Ukraine. So I guess those hundred thousand troops on the border, they're just doing that thing where you stand outside a restaurant and read the menu. No, no, we're not going

in the right now. Maybe we come back for special occasion. And look, I know it's hard to feel sorry for anybody with the Russian accent, but I do actually understand why Russia is so freaked out by nature, because here's the thing, don't forget that NATURE was formed to oppose the Soviet Union, right, That's why I was formed. Then the Soviet Union broke up, but instead of disbanding, NATO

has been expanding closer and closer to Russia's borders. So from a Russian point of view, just the Russian point of view, it's it's almost like they lost a boxing match, but then the guy who beat them moved in next door. The fight is over. What are you doing here? I don't know, man, you tell me. So. There's a lot of complex issues that play right here, which is why the u N held an emergency session list week to

try and find a peaceful solution to avert war. And I don't know if you know this, but we at the Daily Show we have an exclusive look at what goes down in the u N, which means it's time for another installment of Inside the u N. Alright, alright, alright, everybody, I hear about call this session of the u N into a session. Uh. One circle, the guys please please, one circle. He'll oh, yes, Comcast, yes, I need to set up new service please in Ukraine in one week?

We can say no, no, no, I don't need sports packages you you think this is funny. There's nothing funny about inviting other countries. Okay, you can't do that. It's called consent. Hervey Weinstein. Hey, come on, isn't it annoying to remember the names of all these small nothing countries? Uh, Ukraine, La Fallen, Yeah, the yeah, the who can keep track? If they were all Russia it would be so much

simpler for everybody. I mean, yes, would Let's be clear, if you invite Ukraine, there will make consequences in the right guys, yes, yeah, yeah, say are united front? Will let us be clear? If you retaliate against Russia, we will have no choice but to release this the other stating meme. One click and it goes out on the fistbook. Now, don't you dare Russia? Excuse me? Excuse me? Everybody? Can I just say something? You go ahead? In South Africa?

Are you really going to keep me wearing this? He mean, think about it. You guys have more chrome than we do, now yea, yeah, yes, sorry, just just a few more weeks, we don't. We don't trust that African COVID. Gentlemen, please, we need to focus the future of Ukraine. Is it stick? No, excuse me. The future of Russia is yet stick little practicularly surrounds Russia. Now, what truice do we have? Russia

is five thousand mile country. We need room to stretch legs. Well, I'm sorry, but you don't get to tell night out who we can and cannot have as a member. If we want to let Ukraine in, well that's up to us. Yes, that's right with America. Are you going to let us into meeto though? Who we've been asking for a while? Well, look, I don't know. Maybe. See the thing is, once we let you win, well you won't have to beg us anymore. And we kind of like that. So it is like sexuality. Yeah,

I guess kinda. Uh Hi, this is all nonsense. Uk is luscious nibble. How how would you like it, America? If we made military alliance with Canada? Hi, Canada is our bitch. Okay, you stay the hell away. Actually Canada is its own sovereign independent shot. So sorry, we'll talk about this averst later. Ask for you Russia, you better

think real carefully about your next move. Look, we would still prefer to solve you currently shoot peacefully and thus, talking of goodwill, we held the big for you American specialty apple. Bye. See that oh so delicious? Please peace, Let's say what why? I never seen apple power like this ballas s bringes sticking out of it. But I am hungry. No, no, I'm met, can't wait. Actually it's nothing. Enjoy your pie, not lack a bit of apple pie.

This week brought a whole new scandal for the NFL when former Miami Dolphins coach Brian Flores filed a lawsuit accusing the league of racial discrimination against black coaches. Flora's claims that teams are interviewing black coaches with no intention

of actually hiring them. He says he had an interview with the Broncos where the executives showed up an hour late and clearly hungover, and he had an interview with the Giants that he knew was bullshit because the team had already decided to hire a different whites coach, and the way he found out that they had already hired somebody is pretty wild. Florus, as he found out from Patriots coach Bill Belichick that the Giants had hired a head coach three days before he was scheduled to have

an interview with the team. The complaint states. On January twenty, Belichick wrote sounds like you have landed. Congrats. Flora's responded saying did you hear something I didn't hear? Belichick texted back Giants. Flora's later text Belichick to ask if he's texting the right coach, before Belichick fesses up that he has the wrong man. Sorry, I expected this up. I double checked, and I misread the text. I think they're naming Dable. I'm sorry about that. Bbat m hmm. This

is so embarrassing. Why do old people signed their texts? Like? Do they do that for everything? I'm so horny right now, yours truly, Henry. I want you to go to town on my ash. Affectionately you are is Linda squired emoji

squirt emoji best wishes, Henry. No, but for really, this was a screw up by Belichick, and he's a coach, so he can't even blame ct because this is how Flores found out that he already lost the job that he was about to interview for about two And you may be wondering, why would an NFL team grant an interview to a black coach if they have no intention of hiring them. Well, for a long time, black head coaches in the NFL were just not a thing. Right.

In fact, between and nine there were zero black coaches nada. Yeah, during that sixty year period, it was easier to find a black person in space than coaching in the NFL. And finally, in two thousand and two, Johnny Cochrane, yes, the O J guy. I guess he was really into football. He threatened to sue the league if it didn't get its act together, and so the NFL created something called the Rooney Rule, which said that at any time that there's an opening for a new coach, at least one

minority candidate has to be interviewed for the job. Which is cool, But now Brian Flores is saying that these interviews he's getting they aren't real. These teams are just going through the motions to satisfy the Rooney Rule. Think

of it this way. It's almost like when your mom emails you that her friend from church, her son is moving to your city and she wants you to be friends with him, and then yeah, you go get a beer with him just to make your mom happy, But you know for a fact you're never gonna hire him as your friend. And honestly, if you want to make someone come to a bullshit interview, the least you can do is let them know ahead of time. Let them know this is a bullshit interview, because that way they

can have some fun with it. You know, I think how dope it would be to get to an interview knowing you're not gonna get the job. Then you can give bullshit interviews. So what would you say is your biggest weakness. I'm definitely afraid of footballs, and I also don't know what the footballs is. Now. Look, we don't know for certain why Brian Flores didn't get these jobs, but it's clear that the Rooney Rule, despite its good intentions, has done nothing to solve the NFL's black coaching problem.

The x are clear that black coaches are not awarded the same opportunities as their white counterparts. Black coaches take longer to get hired, they get fired faster. A study found the coaches of color average shorter ten years than white coaches and were less likely to land another head

coaching job after being fired. There was an academic study that came out across three decades over one thousand coaches, finding that Black coaches were one hundred and fourteen percent less likely to be promoted to coordinative positions, despite the success of coaches such as Tomlin and Tony Dungee, who both won Super Bowls. When it comes to head coaches, the league is clearly as white now as it was

in two thousand and three. When the Rooney Rule was institated, there were three African American coaches in the National Football League. We are nineteen years removed from the institution and implementation of the Rooney rule, and there is now one head coach. Yeah, that's right. Out of thirty two teams in the NFL, there's still only one black head coach, which is fewer than the number of black coaches when the Rooney rules started. So the Rooney rule is basically as useless as the

five second rule. Yeah, bitch, you dropped your food on the floor. If you put in your mouth, that's just nasty. Okay, it's not like bacteria slow to figure it out. Is that food? Wait? That's food? And it turns out not only a black coach is still not getting enough opportunities, but when they do get the job, they have a much shorter leash than white coaches. Yeah, even if they win, there's still a good chance that they're gonna get fired. Now, is the NFL doing this on purpose to black coaches?

Nobody knows. I mean maybe, or maybe it's an unconscious bias. And that's what makes racism so hard to prove these days, because back in the day, when someone's being racist to you, you knew alright, because there'd be upfront. They'll just be like, oh, you you want the head coaching job? Ha ha, you're ron funny Negro. I didn't even know many girls are smart enough to mike jouts. Did you know that, Steve?

But that's why proving racism for black people in two can be so frustrating, right, Sometimes it feel is like you know, you you, you're the only person in a horror movie who actually knows what's going on. You gotta believe me, Man, there's a serial killer in this camp. Don't be ridiculous. All these sexy teams are probably stabbing

themselves to death. Come on. But no matter why it's happening, it's clear that black coaches aren't getting the same opportunities in the NFL as their white counterparts, which is a pretty demoralizing situation for black coaches to be in NFL owners have stuck to an old game plan when it comes to hiring head coaches, and that in turn has sent morale among black coaches plummeting to a new law.

It's now so bad. Football agent Brian Levy convened a Zoom meeting for many of the black coaches he represents to talk about the Rooney rule. Part workshop, part therapy session. You see, um, guys that are not as qualified. Um that jump ahead of you. Guys that you have trained and that we're under you for years. That that jump And now, so what is the criteria? You know, the

resume doesn't matter anymore. He's not getting interview because he's the qualified code he's going to do because they have to hit that quota. You see the black name like, oh, he's the Rooney That's why he did. He's the Rooney man. You see the ship. The situation is so bad for black coaches that they are voluntarily having Zoom meetings. Do you know how truly unfair something has to be for football coaches to talk about their feelings. Think about it.

Even when they win the Super Bowl, they'll be up on the podium that night like he played well today. Then give the boys twenty minutes off tomorrow and then it's back to the way room. This is the most exciting day of my life. Well, for more on this issue, let's go now to our senior Tailgates and correspondence, Roy Wood Jr. Roy, I believe you're out at Miami Dolphins Stadium right now, and this story is truly a bombshell story. It is shocking, Trevor, shocking. I can't believe that racism

still exists in the NFL. I mean, they had in racism on their helmet. You're telling me they didn't do anything, you know, Roy, I'm a shocked because you are. But but let me ask you, what do you think of the Rooney rule, because this lawsuit seems to prove that it hasn't worked. The problem with the Rooney rule is that it underestimates racial bias. The Rooney rule says, you don't like black people, we'll hang out with the one

and see what happens. But nothing happened. So now it's even worse, and you're still hiring the white coach and wasting the black man's time, right right, So then let me watch to mention that this rule messages with the black man's self esteem. He's going on all these interviews and doesn't get the job. He's obviously gonna wonder, well, is it me? You're getting low self esteem? That's that ship starts affecting your whole life. You start having problems

with intimacy. Your girl asked what's wrong, but you're too manly to admit that. When you get older, things don't work as good. You know what I'm talking about, Trevor. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You've been through this ship. You start growing apart. She leaves you. Next thing you know, she's dating the white coach because he got a good job. Meanwhile, you at home by yourself watching pawn. You're not even jernking of while you're watching

the Point, You're just watching it and eating cheese. I uh, I think that went a bit off track, but I get what you're saying, Roy You think the Rooney rule should be abolished. No, I didn't say that. We just got to replace the Rooney rule with the roy Wood Junior rule. The Roywood Junior rule, I'm sorry, what is that? Oh dog? It's simple. If a team is gonna hire a white guy, but they have to interview a black guy. The NA should just have to fly me out. But

that doesn't that waste your time? Man, I ain't got nothing going on. Stuff in a stupid ass job, and I get to have a fun weekend, get to fly first class, get the chill in the hotel with a mini bar, hanging out in fun cities, drunk in New Orleans, back tattoos in Miami. I m gonna have a good ass time. Dog. Well, Roy, I'm looking here and it says that one of the first available jobs is gonna be in Minnesota, So you want to fly there? You want to send a black man to Minnesota in February?

What part of in racism do you not understand, Trevor. My skin wasn't made from type of temperatures letting white coaches have in Minnesota. Okay, I thought you wanted to jo all right, I guess we'll have to figure something else off before we go. Please consider supporting the Loveland Foundation. They're an organization dedicated to providing therapy services to underserved communities,

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