You're listening to Comedy Central the metaverse. It's the virtual world that's just like the real world, by which I mean Mark Zuckerberg is harvesting your dates. Are there too? Companies like Meta a k a. Facebook are betting billions of dollars on the hope that virtual reality is the future of human interaction. But as they get started, they're finding out that, in many ways, the people of the future all too much like the people of the past.
Meta is launching a new tool for its virtual reality worlds after users reported virtual groping and other abusive behavior. The personal Boundary default setting will allow users to feel like there's four feet of space between them and others. Meta says this will make it easier to avoid unwanted interactions and they come on in the virtual world. Now. It comes after a woman claims she was verbally and sexually harassed within a minute of joining a virtual game. Last. Yeah, look, people,
none of this is surprising. I mean, anytime a new technology has been invented, it has quickly been used to harass people. You know, right off the man discovered fire creeps were probably like, awesome, Now I can show my dick to strangers at night. But still, the metaverse was not designed for you to sexually harass others. Okay, it was designed to distract everyone from Facebook's other scandals. And what I don't understand is how Facebook couldn't read out
these people before they get into the metaverse. How are these people even getting into the metaverse? Like, think about it. Facebook has information on everybody. How come they can't tell who's an Internet pervert? But then they can show me ads for crutches three days before I get hit by a car. Huh. But obviously this is really about the principle of feeling safe and respected. It's not actual sexual assault. You know, no one in the metaverse even has a
but to grab. There's nothing below the waist. That's why every run in the metaverse goes to the bathroom out of their mouth. Really weird experience. I actually feel like I know where this is going, though. You know they're gonna say, well, we tried making avatars without bottoms and that didn't work, so maybe we should try one where nobody has tops either. It's gonna be just faces, like a book of faces. Nothing can go wrong with that. And'll be like, Wow, this is the future. I actually
have a controversial solution to this. This is what I think meta should do. Meta should do nothing. Yeah, I said that meta should do nothing. Let sexual harassment run wild in the metaverse. Just do it, because think about it. If we can trap all the sexual harasses in the metaverse, we won't have to worry about sexual harassment in the real world. All the creeps will be at home with
their VR helmets touching each other's cartoon nipples. The rest of us will just intact with actual humans safe from sexual harassment. It's a win win, huh. It's a great idea. I mean, keep in mind, this isn't actually dangerous. You know, you're not in a dark alley. You're in your living room now, your dad's upstairs, right, you know? I mean, and how did this even happen? Aren't the only people in the metaverse? Facebook executives? It feels like, I tell
anybody has access to this thing. Now. Keep in mind, Trevor, we have personal space rules in real life too, and they get violated. You ever take the L train late at night, ten pm? You got a sixty nine if I just to get in the car. So we should improve that. I mean, I don't think it's a bad thing on the L train. No grunted. I'm always in like the preferable position in the sixty nine. I always say, you want to be like, hit up, Yeah, you're yeah, You're the nine. I am Yeah. I guess who's Guess
who's the six? You know what I'm saying. Sometimes when we do this, I feel like I'm the sixth right here. Alright, alright, let's move on to the big political news from over the weekend. The Republican Party right now is more divine than Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. The big debate is between a small handful of conservatives who think it is wrong to try and steal an election, versus the majority of Republicans who say overthrowing democracy is just legitimate political discourse. Well,
now Mike Pence has chosen aside. The former Vice president Mike Pants rebuked President Trump's insistence that Pence could have rejected the electoral College results on Jane race Sex. President Trump said, I had the right to overturned the election. The President Trump is wrong, and frankly, there is no idea more on American then the notion than any one person could choose. The American President. Oh, Mike Pence standing up to Donald Trump. Hey, look at my guy trying
new things for the first time. Next week player is going to be having sex with his eyes open. But still good for Pence and it's going to be fun watching him. Endorsed Trum for re election in two years. He was right, I should have done it, and next time maybe I will. Now, as as part of the January six Committees investigation, it has been collecting documents from the Trump White House to find out what people might
have been saying at the time of the insurrection. And this has turned out to be harder than it should for a couple of reasons. For one, Donald Trump had a habit of tearing up everything that he read. Yeah, and not even to hide stuff, just anything he was done with. He just teared up and thrown the floor, probably his revenge on paper for making him read it. And now we're finding out that the stuff Trump didn't
tear up he sometimes kept as souvenirs. The National Archives had to head down to mar Lago to take back some White House documents former President Trump had apparently taken to Florida. According to The Washington Post, Trump improperly removed multiple boxes from the White House. To be clear, by law, all those records should have been turned over to the National Archives and Records Administration. They say that this box mostly contained things like mementos, you know, letters between world
leaders like leader of North Korea Kim Jong un, for example. Oh, guys, I can't believe that Trump saved Kim Jong UN's old love letters. So romantic, and I get it, I really do. I get it, Like a lot of people keep stuff that's sentimental, like I I still keep my old letters from high school. Got one here, really beautiful as a dear Trevor, I love you. You're like a brother to me, a sweet, sweet younger brother, a real member of my family. Damn,
she wanted me bad. Honestly, I'm kind of surprised that his own letters are the only thing that Trump took from the White House. I'll be honest. Like when he got kicked out, I thought he just stuff as much stuff into his pockets as he could, you know, Like he'd get up there in the White House, security would shake him and the bust of Frederick Douglas would just fall out of his pants, Like I don't know who that is, but I'm learning more and more about him
every day. Fantastic guy. I think we would have gotten along great, so great. Every day Putin moves his tanks closer and closer to the Ukraine border, creating the world's most high stakes game of I'm not touching you. You can't call mom. I never touch your face, never touched your face. I don't touch your face now. Because war is bad for business and also human life, every country is trying everything that they can to talk Russia down
from its invasion plans. And yesterday the presidents of France took his shots and people had high hopes for this meeting. You know, because the French and the Russians, they have a lot in common. Um for example, both have disgusting sella dressings named after them. But despite this commonality, the meeting did not go well. French President Emmanuel Macrone is in Russia. He met with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Moscow at a twenty ft long table. Thanks to COVID
restrict sends. Macron believes Russia has a right to ask questions about its security and see guarantees. Putin did not offer to deescalate in that meeting. With Macron, but Russia does continue to deny any plans of an invasion. Okay, people, what what the hell is this? Why? Why are they sitting so far apart? Like I've been in zoom meetings where I'm sitting closer to the other person who, like, why do you even have a table so big? Like do you see that thing? Like? Maybe Putin isn't trying
to take over Ukraine because he's evil. Maybe he just needs more space for his giant furniture. Apparently the reason for this distance is because they say they want to make sure that everyone is safe. That's what they say. And no, I'm not talking about COVID, I'm talking about Putin. Yeah, if he wants to kill you, at least with this table, he's got to catch an uber to get to your end in four minutes, your debt five minutes. Now, let
demistis turn Why would you take the truth? That? So it's like counseled, No, Dwight pick, how does this work? Whoon is playing some crazy psychological mind games with mccron. Think so, yeah, French people don't know how to sit at a big table like that. I don't even know what to do. They're used those tiny little beastro tables where they have like room for one little glass of
wine in a cube of cheese. That's it. Also, I can't stop thinking about the poor delivery guy who had to love that table all the way up the staircase just for that meeting, and then he had to wait five hours and take the table back down. Crazy. Well,
I don't think that's how delivery works. I think we'll think about if he's playing mind games like that, he brought that table and specifically for that meeting, and that delivery guy he better not get any nicks or dings in it, because he's getting poison in the neck if he does. Yeah, I think you have a very different idea of what they do. But yeah, yeah, no, that's exactly what happened. Will agree to disagree, We totally agree.
I look, all I'm say is all I'm saying is the table might be better than catching COVID, But it could also be the reason that there's a giant war because these two couldn't possibly have understood each other at all. I mean, just just listen to the conversation, Mr Putin. We can not risk another war, what we cannot skin another boar. No, no, not boars. I'm talking about foreign affairs. You're having an affair. Of course you're French. Maybe I could sit closer to you. No, I'm saving the seat
for a friend. His quote is on it, but you can't hear anything I'm saying. That is interesting. Yeah, are you doing that thing where you agree because you're not sure what I said? Moscow smells like urine. Your face looks like a peach headboatox and it's only Monday. All right, let's make like the presidents of your high school drama
club and moved to New York City. Last month, New York inaugurated a new mayor, Moderate Democrats and former police captain Eric Adams, And even though he's new in the job, that has and stopped him from making his presence felt. For instance, he said that he's going to take his mayor's salary in crypto, yeah, which means he's the richest mayor, poorest, richest, poorest mayor, richest, poorest, richest mayor, poorest may I wish I had taken cash mayor in the world right now. Also,
Mayor Adams is a vegan. Yeah, No, I thought he was black, I know. And this week, he announced that going forward, all New York City schools would have to have mandatory vegan Fridays, which I actually think is a great idea. Yes, because Friday, I think needs to be taken down a peg. You know, Oh you're excited for the weekend. How about a tofu sandwich? Rich Now, obviously because of this decision, a lot of people are mad. Like a lot of people are mad. You have to
eat me or it's not a meal. But if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with kids being exposed to different kinds of foods and different kinds of diets. And yeah, I'm talking about you kids with peanut allergies. Stop being so close minded. So yeah, schools in New York are gonna serve vegan food on Fridays, partly because the mayor himself is vegan, well is he. It's a big city scandal in New York. Mayor Eric Adams is making waves with the revelation that he eats fish. Adams is a
self proclaimed vegan. Report in political New York over the weekend sided restaurant sources at a midtown eatery frequented by the mayor, who say Adams often dines on fish. He released a statement saying, I want to be a role model for people who are following or aspire to follow a plant based diet. But as I said, I am perfectly imperfect and have occasionally eaten fish. Okay, everybody calmed down. Everybody calmed down. I can feel the stress in the
room right now. Everybody calmed down. I know you're angry right now, and I know you want him to step down. But give the man a chance. Yes, he's a vegan who sometimes eats fish. Don't get a twisted man. Being a vegan isn't about eating vegan. It's about telling everybody that you're vegan. So technically, this man's legit. And that is what's great about New York. We're imperfect here. We're perfectly imperfect. You can label yourself whatever you want in
New York. Whether it's true or not, it doesn't matter. You know. That's why the vegan mayor isn't vegan. And that's why the New York Jets can call themselves a football team. You know, if you ask me, the weird thing to me, it's not that he cheats occasionally on he's veganism. It's the fact that his cheat meal is fish. I mean, if you're gonna cheat, cheat my man, cheat,
eat a cheeseburger or a Pepperoni pizza. Eating fish as your cheap meal is like getting a whole pass from your spouse and using that whole pass to have sex with a fish. The total waste of a whole pass and a fish. I say, I really appreciate his transparency. And then he didn't make the fish sign an n D A. That's progress, I guess. Yeah, this is like an adorable political scandal. This is ridiculous. Let the guy eat a little bit of fish. What's next? Adams took
a penny, but didn't leave a penny. He put a plastic cup in the paper recycling bin. He's keeping solitary confinement at Riker's. Okay, that one is. That one's bad. The paper cup one's also pretty bad. Yeah, that's like those are those are pretty bad. Apologized over and over again. I don't know what else I can do. The colors match, you put the you know all right. Finally, if you're still looking for a perfect Valentine's Day gift, there are a few lost minute options that you can consider. I
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flights for you. Prices for the romantic getaway start nine dollars. Wow. Okay, this is now what I expected, and I feel like it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the Mile High Club. You know, the Mile High Club isn't just about having sex on a plane. It's about having terrible six quietly without getting sucked down that toilet. That's the experience any one kind of sex on a plane. Not to mention they said this flight only lost forty five minutes.
Only forty five minutes, you realize that's barely enough time to apologize for the first two minutes. And don't get me started on the fact that the pilots a k a. Mr Smiley over here. I've just got to trust that I've got privacy because he closed that little curtain. I'm not gonna pay a thousand dollars to have sex while some random dude is sitting there pretending to not pay attention.
That's not a plane, it's a flying dorm room. So I mean, look, good luck to these guys, But I don't know how many people are gonna want to take this flight because there's always a chance of a crash. There's always a chance when you fly, there's a chance you can't crash, and nobody wants their obituary to be like John Sanders was killed today when his sex plane crashed into a mountain. The main thing, though, is that it just doesn't seem like it's worth a thousand bucks.
It's cool experience, but a thousand dollars is a lot of money. I mean, think about it. Spirit airlines only cost one nine dollars round trip. Yeah, and they aways leave you feeling like you are so I mean, that's a pretty sweet deal. Canada America's quiet upstairs neighbor, or at least they used to be, because, as you may have heard, there is a major anti vaccine protest taking
place in Canada's capital city of Ottawa right now. Now, anti vaccine protests are pretty common these days, right, but these protesters are different because their truck drivers, which means they have trucks, and people with trucks have more power than any other people. They just do. This is like a fact of trucks. Think about it. In every higst movie ever, what do they need to pull up the heist? A truck? Yeah, when a Batman villain tries to shut
down the city, they need a truck. Having trucks just gives you the ability to outmuscling people who don't have trucks, and so even though n of Canadian trucks are vaxed, the small minority is still able to cause big problems. They've essentially shut down downtown Ottawa for two weeks now and If you want to know why these truckers are so fired up, well they're more than happy to tell you. What is the stuff that you can't do right now?
Is as a non vaccinated person. I live in Quebec, so it's a bit more intense than other places in Canada. But look, I can't go skiing, I can't go to Walmart, I can't go to the entire I can't go to home depot. I can't go to restaurants. I can't go to bars. I can go to the gym because you're not vaccinated, have you? Is there business? Is there stuff you can't do in Canada? Now? Yeah? I'm like, I'm like, well they see, if you want to compare Canada uh
to anything, it's like Hitler's Germany. And we're like the Jews say, you see, this is why we shouldn't be banning books, because now this guy thinks that the Holocaust is when you can't take a ship in the Tim Horton's I mean, even Margerie Tayler Green is looking at this guy like, dude, this isn't anything like the Holocaust.
There's no soup here at all. It's actually wild when you think about it, like how many different ways people disrespect Holocaust survival is because some people are like, what happened to you didn't happen, And then some people are like, no, what happened to you did happen, And it's happening again to me right now because I can't go skiing team. But anyway, the point is these truckers and their supporters
feel persecuted. And when the start said it was just a protest against vaccine requirements for truckers, but it's now grown into a wider movement against all coronavirus restrictions. They want vaccine mandates gone, they want mosque mandates gone. They want to be free to sneeze into stranger's mouths again like the good old days. But blocking traffic in downtown Ottawa hasn't done the trick, so now they decided to
take things up a notch. A crucial trade link between Canada and the United States was disrupted by protesters for a third day in a row. The Ambassador Bridge is the busiest international crossing in North America, linking Windsor, Ontario to Detroit, while another border crossing in Ontario is experiencing an hour's long delay. The Ambassador Bridge sees about one quarter of all the goods that go between the two
countries every day. On a normal day, that's about three d and forty million dollars worth of goods rolling through, and the impact is already being felt. Ontario auto plants, including Ford and Stilantis, reduced production over the last twenty four hours due to missing parts from shipments. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau calling for an end of the protest. Right now people in Windsor are suffering and losing their jobs
because they can't get auto parts across the Ambassador Bridge. Yeah, you see, you see now, you can rarely see how much of an impact the truck protests can have. You just pack a bunch of them on a bridge, just
a key bridge boom. International trade slose to a trickle, which I didn't even know could still happen, by the way, you know, because that almost sounds like a story from medieval times, you know, when the army would block one mountain pass and then your entire village would stove, and then you have to eat your horse, and then your dog, and then eventually you'd be forced to eat your own children.
And then right as you finished eating your last child the siege would end needs to spend the rest of your life in therapy. Hi just feel really bad for eating my own children. Look, you can't blame Aimy yourself. That path was closed for almost two days. Like, think about it. Think about it. If these were just regular protesters on foot, the cops would have cleared them out by now. But to move a truck, you need someone who can drive a truck, which isn't as easy as
it sounds. It takes months of training to be able to sit in the driver seat of a truck and not just hump the horn the whole time. It's extremely tempting. So now these truckers are finding a lot of support not just from Canadians, but from Republicans in the United States. Yeah, Grand Paul, Donald Trump, everyone on Fox News are coming out in support of these truckers, which I do find kind of funny because all of these people who are cheering on the truckers are like, yeah, shut it all down.
Truckers bring the economy to its knees. Almost the same people who said we shouldn't have any COVID restrictions because the last thing we wanted to do is bring an economy down to its knees. I mean, so basically what it's it's it's not worth hurting the economy just to save countless lives, but it is to make a point. Then if you're just making a point and it's like, yeah,
go for it, but you got it. But regardless, these Republicans are now calling for the truck a movement to come to America, and it looks like they might soon get their wish. Ottawa's so called Freedom Convoy spawning similar anti vax mandate protests in cities around the world. In Australia, protesters assembled outside the Capitol Building, many waving Australian flags
and signs asking for freedom. In New Zealand, protesters camped outside Parliament for a second day, and in France, hundreds of protesters in Nice headed for Paris, waving Canadian flags. The Department of Homeland Security is telling law enforcement authorities it's receiving reports that a similar kind of convoy could soon begin in the US. The Department is quote received reports of truck drivers planning to potentially block roads in
major metropolitan cities in the United States. The protests could begin as soon as Sunday. In Los Angeles to disrupt the super Bowl and then travel across the country to disrupt President Biden's State of the Union in d C on March one. Whoa, these guys want to disrupt the super Bowl. I don't know, man, that seems like a terrible strategy. I mean, think about it. You'd be ruining one of the lost things that everyone in America loves. Everyone,
you're gonna block the super Bowl? What's your follow up? Driving over Dolly Parton? And honestly, I don't know how disrupting Super Bowl traffic is even gonna work. Right, If you're in Los Angeles on Super Bowl Sunday, you're the one who's gonna be stuck in the traffic. Come on, I gotta get to the traffic. Disruptare and come on, And not to mention, disrupting the State of the Union could also backfire on these truckers. Yeah, they're gonna come there,
and then what hunk their horns? You realize all those horns are just gonna help Biden stay awake, stay in the State of the Union, strong, save the Unions. Truck Come on, Jack, it's so strong and super strong man. So yeah, these trucker protests from Canada might be coming to America, and if that's the case, we've got to prepare ourselves because a lot of things that are big in Canada they blow up much more when they come to America. You know, Drake justin Bieber, those cool weed
posters that they got up there. But I will say this, the funny thing about the whole protest is that when it comes to coronavirus restrictions in America, what are they gonna be protesting? There's not a whole lot left right, I mean, coronavirus isn't over, but everyone has already started to act like it is. Businesses are open, schools are in session, and even the bluest states are getting rid of mass mandates. So I guess what I'm saying is
congratulations truck drivers. You did it. So I guess now there's no need to block the Super Bowl please, unless the Rams start winning. Then you blocked that ship. I beat my house on the Bengals. Man block everything. You travel Field just blocked them. What's up? Sports? Not I'm Roy Chang, that's Roywood Jr. Roy. Are you ready to talk about sports? Due but standing on thick grass? Of course? I am still great. Let's start with the Winter Olympics.
Start to mint real sports like basketball or world didn't know what? Come on the Winter Olympics of all kinds of great sports like golic skiing and a cross country skiing and alpine skiing and snow skiing and skiing snowang And this is a hate crime. That's not a hate crime. What is I hate crime is what China did in the opening ceremony. I mean, just take a look at this.
The Winter Olympics now in full swing after the ceremonial started the games, Team USA walking in the Parade of Nations, but a controversial ending to the ceremony, China choosing a weaker athlete is one of the torch bearers to light the final Olympic plane. The host country has been condemned for its treatment of the Muslim ethnic minority in Shinjiang, leading the US and other nations to hold a diplomatic
boycott of the games. Trotting out the wiggers like that, do you have any idea the size of the balls that takes the Great Wall like the only thing you can see from space running. I don't even get what the message was supposed to here. China's like, it's all cool here, we let them hold fire. See. See this is the problem. See, this is why the Olympics host country should be a global superpower that's not mixed up
in all the allegations of human rights uses. Yes, like that country exactly like h like it's like one, Um, what's the one? Oh damn? What about No, they've just gotten the war. You know what, Let's move on. Let's let's just move on. We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll come up with one. We'll come up with one. Because there's still a pandemic going on. China's COVID crackdowns are turning the Games into a different kind of spectacle. Everyone who touches down in Beijing for the Winter Games is greeted by
a hazmat suit wearing welcoming committee like this one. They help you navigate various checkpoints and not one, but two COVID tests. When an athlete a reporter test positive, their order to put on a full hazmat suit and take the way by ambulance to a COVID isolation hotel forty five minutes away, and the food, some say is inedible. One Russian athlete says she was given this tray of
food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for five days. My stomach hurts and I have huge black circles around my eyes. I cry every day. That's what you're feeding Olympians. How did a chef even go about preparing that, eating food and then throwing it up again. Land has got all the major food groups, unsalted potatoes, weird meat, red liquid.
I say, bone appetit. What I can't believe is that they're making them wear hazmat suits just for COVID, so should be reserved for more dangerous situations like like like handling flesh eating bacteria, or or using a bathroom on a bus. I totally disagree with you, Roy, that's such an American perspective. When the rest of the world gets COVID, they quarantine. When Americans catch COVID, they go to Applebee. Hey, hey, badmouth America. You want, but what you're not going to
do is disrespect Apple Pizza. Right, they've got milkshake, egg rolls, broke. They are so delicious and decading whatever. But enough about the Olympics. Let's talk about the Olympics of a sport that only America plays. The Super Bowl that's what I'm talking about, running Joinally, we're talking about football Cincinnati Bengals, l A. Rams on Sunday, and I'm already on layer eighty three of my famous being different. Call it the
iceberg melting? What does that mean? Because it caused us so much part and the nest with global warming and stuff about that is disgusting. While you're gambling with your the justice system, Americans will be doing a different kind of gambling. The gambling cat millions literally have. Americans are expected to place a wager of some type on the Super Bowl and they'll bet and eye popping seven point six billion dollars, up seventy eight percent from last year.
That dramatic rise attributed It's largely to broader access well. Since last year, ten states have launched the legal sports betting meeting. Forty five million more Americans can wager in their home state than last year. Seven point six billion dollars on Super Bowl gambling. That could buy you a lot of n f T s or maybe just a few n f T s. I still don't know what
n f T s are. Here's my thing. The second thing legalized gambling, it was everywhere they won, they won gablet websites are ready to add Walma timeline, So why does every other law take years to kick in? Joe Biden, put Draft Kings in charge and your infrastructure build By March, everybody will have their own bridge. But you know, Roy, the Super Bowl isn't all about gambling and voting. Disagree, but go on. It's also about having the worst Monday
of the year. Unless you live in Ohio. Cincinnati public schools are given students the day off after the Big Game. The school district tweeted in honor of the Bengals first Super Bowl appearance. Since n CPS will not have school on Monday, February fourteen, they say it's so everyone can quote celebrate what we believe will be our city's first Super Bowl victory. Should just make it a national holiday. I love this, and as someone who grew up in Cincinnati,
I will also be taking next Monday off. You're not from Cincinnati. Maybe one thing Cincinnati's famous school. Uh nothing, Okay, fuck you guess. But seriously, this is bullshit. What is this teaching the children of Ohio. You're not supposed to get off the day after the Super Bowl. You're supposed to pretend you have the flu the day after the Super Bowl. By the way, Roy, do you want to come up with in my place to watch the Super Bowl? I can't goal that got coble? What by right now?
Of course? Yes, I have coger. Well then what are we doing here in the studio? We should be going to Avons, my man. That's what I'm talking about. Let's do it back to you, Trevor Nel shake ag Rols. Trust me, you're gonna love how I'm gonna try that ship today. Before we go, Please consider supporting Young Black and Litz. There are an organization that sources and distributes new books featuring black main characters to elementary and middle
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