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packed show for you tonight. Serena Williams is breaking up with Tennis London is telling it's art to go back to Africa. And you'll never guess which Bureau of Investigation pay Donald Trump of visits. Plus he had to talk about his brand new movie where he fights a lion. Its Elba's our guest tonight, Top Lady, quick, you have Top five guy, Let's do these people. Let's up straight
into today's headlines. Okay, al right, before we get into the big story that everyone is talking about, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on in the news. First up, a London museum with an extensive collection of sculptures stolen from Africa in the nineteenth century. Has agreed to return the artworks to Nigeria. And that's good, but it's not good enough. Yeah, England kept Africa's art effacts for a hundred years as a penalty. I should
let Africa keep something of this. Yeah, we'll take two Benedict combing batchers on the Queen. He's gonna keep them for a while, you know. In entertainment news, Hollywood has announced a production of a live action pac Man movie. Yeah, oh no, you you, I see your doubts. But it already has oscar buzz and the script is really beautiful. I got a copy of it right here, really really
really powerful. Um, this is pac Man's lines. Wa wa wah blah blah blah blah, who wa wa wah wah wah boo boo boo boo bo powerful stuff, kind of course. In today's major sports news, Serena Williams has announced that she will be retiring from tennis after the US Open next month. Yeah. This is bad news for Serena fans, but great news for me because, as we all know, she was the only thing standing between me and Wimbledon and now well, also the fact that I can't really
play tennis. But now, all right, let's move on people. So the big news story of the day, in fact, one of the biggest news stories of any day ever. Former Presidents Donald jail bird Trump gotta visits from the FBI to our breaking news. Former President Donald Trump saying the FBI has rated his moral Lagal resort. Mr Trump saying a short time ago that the FBI has carried out an unannounced raid at his home at the Florida Club,
and that they even broke into his safe. Boxes and boxes of documents have been seized from former President Donald Trump's at Marlago home after the FBI conducted a wide ranging search. This may be the most politically explosive raid ever undertaken by the FBI, something that has not happened before in American history. So just take that in for just a second. It doesn't get any more significant than this. Not just aggressive, this is unprecedented, absolutely unprecedented, unbelievable, I
mean stunning. Oh my god, the FBI raided Donald Trump's house in mar Logo. The FBI people rated a former president's house. This is huge. This is bigger than when the FEDS investigated Bill Clinton for doing mouth stuff with that saxophone. And by the way, by the way, this raid, just so you know, has nothing to do with January six or tax fraud or giving the White House plumber PTSD. No. Apparently, apparently this investigation is about Trump taking classified documents from
the White House. And and honestly, you know, I'm amazed that Trump has time for all of this crime back at any moment. At any moment, Trump's gotta crime that he's covering up. He's gotta crime that he's doing. Now, he's gonna crime that he's plotting for the future. He's like the Steve Harvey, but of crimes. You know, every day, I'm like, does he have the same hours in the
days meet? He gets so much done. Now, if you'll remember, if you remember earlier this year, the Feds already had to go down tomorrow Logo and take back fifteen boxes of documents that Trump wasn't supposed to have. But apparently they think there's more hidden on the property, all right, And I believe that. I believe that too. I mean, like, Trump's not gonna keep records in a filing cabinet like a normal person. There's the same dude who buried his
ex wife on a golf course. I mean, think about that. And yes, it is totally unprecedented for the FBI to raid the home of a former president. That's true. That has never happened in American history. But don't forget Donald Trump has also never happened in American history. Everything is an anomaly with this man. I mean, like, why do you think a book from one of his staffers comes out every single week? Because every single person he interacts with is like, Yo, have I got a story for you?
I wouldn't it be weird if this is the thing that takes Trump down. We thought it would be something like conspiracy or bribery or blackmail. But no, Trump's got busted for taking work home with him. What a nerd? Now, obviously, President Trump recognizes the gravity of the situation, which is why he has refrained from comments while the legal process
is no, I'm joking with you, come out. The guy released a statement immediately immediately, he read, these are dark times for our nation as my beautiful home, Maralago in Bomb Beach, Florida, is currently under siege, rated and occupied by a large group of FB agents. They even broke into my safe. What's the difference between this and water Gain? What's the difference? I love that even while he's complaining, he slips in that the thing is beautiful. How could
they do this to my beautiful home? Also, also, this is completely different from Watergates all right. For one thing, the guy's breaking into Watergate didn't need to clean old ketchup stains off the documents. But the other big thing, the other big difference is that the raid was legal, all right, was approved by a federal judge, approved by the head of the FBI, who, by the way, was appointed by Donald Trump himself. Off the got rid of like seventeen other heads of the FBI because they didn't
want to do crimes of Donald Trump. So now the big mystery is what did the FBI find? Well, according to Donald Trump's third favorite son, the only thing the FBI took was his heart. What could they possibly think existed inside a moral lago in a box that was taken from the White House that that was so damaging that the FBI director and the Attorney General of the United States would would have to raid a formal president's residence, uh and grab everything out of there. I don't know.
They'll probably find a note for me telling him how proud I am of him and what great job he was doing as president. They might find some pictures of my kids, maybe some nice you know, headlines, maybe a nice note from you, Sean. Oh, Eric, you silly, silly man. Did Daddy tell you? That's where you let us to him? Go hitting away somewhere safe. They're just too important to show anybody or acknowledge it anywhere. Eric, That's why I locked them up right next to my wedding ring. That's
what I do now. Aside from the boxes that they took, the FBI also looked inside Trump's safe, which is very dramatic, like because apparently they had to break into it. All right, So now you're like, how do they do it? Did they blow it open or did they just correctly guess the cold or Honestly, I I've been surprised. I would actually be surprised if they found owned White House documents in Trump's safe, because the safe is where you keep
your most prized possessions. Yeah, so in my head, searching through Trump's safe would probably go a lot more like this. All right, guys, let's see what we have in here all right. Oh my god, the entire safe is just filled with mac rib after mac Reb. This is this is the stacked on top of each other. This is I don't even understand. It's an unventilated safe. Who would do this? Wait? Wait, wait, hold on, there's there's a secret panel in the bottom. I think we found it.
We just found No another mac reb boys, another macweb. Now you might be wondering. You might be wondering. Isn't this an extremely explosive situation for the United States? Yes, it is. It is. You don't want to let a former president get away with crimes, right, because nobody in America is above the law except corporations and rich people and police and celebrities sometimes but as I from them,
nobody is above the law. But at the same time, even the perception that the Justice Department is being used to go after your political opponents, that could roll people's trust in governments. So it's a really tricky situation. And the only thing we can do is wait and see how the investigation unfolds. Oh, if your Fox News, you can just freak up right now. This is an abomination. It's probably the worst day in the history of the FBI.
This is a wake up call for those in Congress to be able to use the tools at their disposal to defund the FBI, dismantle the FBI into a thousand bits. Representative Marjorie Taylor Green simply tweeting, defund the FBI. If this is what they're able to do to the former president of the United States, think about what they could do to you, to anybody in America. The real target of this investigation isn't Trump. The real target of this investigation is you. Do we have a dual justice system
in America? Is their equal justice under the law. I am deathly afraid for Donald Trump. I would not put assassination behind these people. We're entering a basically a Venezuelan Zimbabwean East German style Banana Republican which the law doesn't matter. This is some third world bullshit right here. Let me say it again, third world bullshit all right. First of all, as someone from the third world, maybe leave us out of your ship for once. Huh? How about that? That's
a bull bull bull ship right here. Here's a shop. Every time, every time Americans wants to call something in America that it is that's corrupted, all of a sudden, they're like, oh, it's a third world bullshit, My man, At what point do you realize that it's happening here, it's you, it's you. Bad things only happen in other countries. When it's he, it's still happening in other country. In fact, when something happens in the actual third world. Yeah, these days,
American's gotten so bad. People in Africa like, are you kidding me? This is just like America. No, this it's sending into America. What are we doing here? What are we doing? But I do get what super Karen is saying. If the FBI, if the FBI is going to go off the Trump for stealing classified documents from the White House, then what's to stop them from going off to you
when you steal classified documents from the White House. It's not the country we want to live in where anyone can be investigated just for the crime of doing crimes. And I don't think so. I don't think so. And you know what, all of this just shows you. It was just like you just got a moment to save. Is how amazing how quickly mega world turns on law enforcements and America as a whole whenever it suits them,
whenever things go against them. Huh. All of a sudden, Marjorie Taylor Green posting a photo of an upside down American flag after this rate happened. Yeah, well I thought respecting the flag was the most important thing in the world. Colin Kaepernick is probably kneeling in his grave right now. All of these people complaining what happened to you? If you don't like what's happening in America, why don't you
just leave what happened to that? Huh? And all all of these all of these years, what has it been two years now of people saying, defund the police. It's like the N word for law enforcement. Yes, but let the FBI take two boxes from marrow log, and all of a sudden, these same people are like, chake that thin blue line and shove it up your ass. Day fund the FBI, day fund the cops, same people, same people. Where's more enforcement? Now? You know what we need to
start for conservatives. We need to start a like a game show called Who's Woken? Now? That's what we should ut. Yeah, it's like bringing our first contestant to Sean Hannity, who says, now there are two justice systems in America. It's not fair. Oh who's woken now, Sean? You just want yourself an row pick. Congratulations, brother. Look, we don't know, we don't know what this raid will reveal. We don't even know
if Donald Trump has actually done anything wrong. But what it has exposed is that this whole mega crowd the only pro law enforcement, the only pro law enforcement when the law is not enforcing them. All right, that's it for the headlines. Before we got checking on the traffic without very m Roy with Junior everybody, that's all the traffic or get to see. Yeah, we get to the traffic in the second man when that's going on, we got we got interests, elbow interests. Elb's gonna blow here tonight.
But I have a question for you, yea, I have a question for you about it because he got the movie where he you know, he punched a line in the face or whatever. Okay, Why is the lion not here to give his side of the store. Why are you only talking to dress? We don't know what to do. They done something to the line, That's all I'm saying. What's happening in the traffic Roy? Okay, we're just gonna
blow pass that. Okay, that's funny. Well, you know, real quick, real quick, before before I get to try and we don't have time, just do real quick. I just want to make sure I take a moment before I start traffic to tell Serena Williams, thank you for sharing your gift with America. Thank you for sharing your gift with
the world. You are on inspiration to so many people, and I just think it's very important that we say that and then we get that out the way, because you know, Serena getting ready to hang up racket sneakers. What do they do in tennis? Which one do they hang up? Actually don't know, I don't I don't know. But it's just we can't blow past that because the Serena dead Man. This is once in a lifetime level domination.
We're talking four gold medals, twenty three individual like singles, Grand slams, and if you count doubles, if you count double thirty seven totals Land Slam and over the courts of her career, Serena Williams made nine two white women cry in public, nay two by the white women. Serena was a woman the white women's ass, and and and like and tennis tennis is messed up because like, Serena, whoop your ass. And then you got to stay out there with her while she get her trophy. Serena and
that white girl be sniffling cornering a damn trophy. And that's far and white women too, there is a tough women. They've seen war, and Serena still broke their ass down, just grinding, sniffling. Man. And then you can't even complain about it, Serena, whoop your ass. You can't even go in the internet and complain about it, because if you go complain about it on the internet, Serena still getting the cut of the bread because she owned Reddit too.
That's a boss, that's a false. She's like, what's she married? She married reddit man. She married man, so she get a little piece of her Reddit right, Yeah, read it
on Hannion. That's what I said. That's his name. And then and then also man, you know, I just think above all it's important that we you know, as as Serena goes into whatever after it's next for her, whatever she decides to do, we just hope that if you continue your legacy, we hope that it includes continuing to make weak as people cry, and we thank you for that more tears. We still got time for traffic. No, we don't have time for the traffic. Roy you just
said a whole bunch of other things. We got time, we got time, We don't we got time. Let me just no, we don't have time, would you? Everybody we gotta cover from don't go away, Patris Alba, and we're gonna be stim right here. You don't want to miss it. Look about things Day Show. You know, in today's day and age, you should think hard and long before you put something on social media because if you post something terrible, it could come back to haunt you later, or it
could even make you presidents of the United States. So before I throw anything out online, I like to run it by my closest audience members of the day in a segment we call should I post this? Okay? This is really simple? So he has other works. I'm gonna show you, guys, um something that I've been thinking about. Maybe I want to post it, and and and you you'll tell me if I should post it or not.
You know, just just be honest, just random thoughts. Um. First thought, I'm thinking about posting is Jim's need to have an extra room for the people that scream when they work out right, I mean, yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad that you're exercising your demons, but you need to understand that no one else in the gym is having the same internal battle that you are. Sweat. It's just fat that's crying. Take that ship to your therapists. What do you think? Should I post it? Yeah? Okay? Hi,
all right, great? Oh this is my fantastic All right, well let's do the next one. I wish I could throw up like a dog. No, because I do, I do. Have you ever seen like a dog throws up and then five minutes later they're just chasing a ball, chilling like nothing happened. Meanwhile, when humans throw up, it doesn't matter how how old you are, you still crying like, oh mom, I want my mom have this day home from school? So should I should I post it? Okay?
All right, so I'm glad I asked you first. Okay, here's the next one. People, please stop buying vegetables at the grocery store that you know you aren't gonna eat. Yeah, you don't look fancy The cash. She has not impressed. Do you think the cash she's gonna be like, who buck choy? How sophisticated? Can I get your number? You know you're not gonna eat it. It's just gonna end up sitting in the back of your fridge and and it looks like something from the upside down. Stop doing
that ship, Stop wasting food. Do you think I should post it? Ahi? All right? Great? Okay, last one, last one? Can people please stop hiding their trash cans. Every time I go over to somebody's house and I need to throw something away, it's like mission impossible. I'm opening cabinets. I'm then looking under the sink and then they're like, oh sorry, it's hidden in a drawer that looks like the wall. Why why if it takes me longer than seven seconds to find your trash can, I'm throwing the
shirt on the couch, you know what? Posting it? Yeah? All right? Thank you so much cells all the posts that I have for today. Thank you so much for advice. Remember, if I get canceled, you guys are going down with me. Stay tuned because when we come back, it's you Saltha will be joining on the show. You don't want to miss Welcome back to the day show. My guest to light is any nominating? I thought it just Elba. He's here to talk about facing off with a Lion and
his new film. Please welcome and you Salva yeah you tank Wow, I don't know. I love and not I love. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. We could just we could just do that for the whole interview. Every time you come to the show, I have to schedule extra time. We're like, who's the guest that like interest album? Like what we need three minutes from people screaming and cheering and this just follows your How is you're hearing? Is you're hearing? Good? Are you? Welcome back
to the showcase? Happy man? You look better every time I see you? Really? What do you do? You do know? How are you doing? What do you eat? How do you live? I mean, I just see a lot of you know, West African football, you know that African okay in my hands and I see, I see, I see. Welcome back to the show. Um, congratulations on a brand new movie, Beast. I'm super excited for this movie because one it's you, I mean, fighting, doing your things, saving
your family. But also you're in South Africa, which was really you know, you know, we're safari ever it's my second home, you know, got an honorary, you know, South African. I feel like an honorary. S. I love that. I love it. I love it. And let's talk. Let's talk about the movie. Um, it's terrifying. I just want to put this claim. We want people to know lions are not going to attack your car like that in South Africa's true. No, it's it's it's not like that really,
you know. In this film, it's actually you know, an attempt to understand how robe lions actually move around. It's very rare that a lion will attack you human being. But in this film, we talk about the you know, poaching is a horrible thing that happens in Africa, and animals get displaced, and you know, you get you know, scared animals like a lion. Like in this movie, the
lion is scared and ends up you know, chasing the family. Me. Yeah, I mean, so you play you play a widower in this movie, right, and you you go from America back to South Africa. Your wife has passed away. You take to take your children to South Africa. To see the Motherland and then you end up in this experience, which is terrifying. I haven't seen many movies where you're terrified. I realized that when I was watching this, I haven't seen you scared much at all. Well, bro, can I
tell you. I went to see the premier yesterday in New York and it was fun. But I was watching the movie and I was like, I do ugly scared like that? Do you think? So? Man, there's there's no there's no sexy in this movie. There's a lot of I was like different, you know, I liked it. It was nice to see a different side of it, you know, not it really was. It really was because like it's it's an action movie. What's what's cool about it is
using like a C G I lion. But it doesn't feel like that in the movie, you know, because you are terrified. I want to know how you how you keep it together in those moments, because what what do they even have? Do they have? Something? Is there? Someone? Is they? Is they? Or they're just telling you its lion? Do it? I mean, I want to tell you the truth, but if I tell it's really it's not as cool,
you know. So there's a guy in a gray suit, yeah, like tights, and you know, then he has this really big head that looks like a big, oversized teddy and I have to fight that. But he's strong and he's a big guy. But you know, like it's just it just doesn't look cool. Can I tell you that is more terrifying to me. If I woke up and there was a line in my bedroom, I'll be like, ah, there's a line. If I woke up and there was a man with the head of a teddy bear who
was standing over me, Oh great. I mean he looked like a cost between a rat and elephant. You see, this is like every prayer my mother knows I would be saying at that moment, that's kind I would be doing. You're not just making movies though, Like you know what I love about you is you living life? You know, you just seem like you're having a great time. You're out there, DJ. Are you still in You're going to beat the DJ? How do you? How do you think?
Are you making movies? When are you DJ? I mean, you know, I try and spread out the DJ, and you know, so a DJ on a DJ on Friday nights and I work Monday to Thursday, no ways, So you leave the movie set and then you go DJ, and then you spend the weekend at home, and then you come back and then cut thank you. I'm straight. You know. What I love is the idea that some people might only know you as a DJ now because there are people who go to BEFA who don't want
your movies. All they do is club, that's what all they do. And there are some people who are probably just like, oh, that's my favorite DJ, and one day they're going to see a movie and be like, that's that DJ. It's like it's the same way. So this is really this is really ridiculous. I was I was telling my younger brother who's going to be on the show. I was like, oh, dress Alba is going to be on. And then he's with his friend and so his friend goes,
who's that and I said, Indrus Alba. He goes, who's that? Kids? You know, like fifteen or whatever, and then I go, I pull up your picture and then he's like, oh, that's the guy from the guy who's eating the hot wings from the main You're meme, that's the guy from the main, The guy from the meme. That's what he said. He said that is the guy from the meme. But mind you, you know I heard it that that that meme was like, you know, top ten memes and he's
embarrassing thought pepper every day. But it's not Peppers on the hot ones. It's like it go it's extreme. Yeah, it's it's extreme. It's a good meme, though, it is you like you're choosing your crying. I wasn't joking, first of all, you know this, it's clear this up. It wasn't the hot wings that got me. It was like you know when that you know, this goes around the wrong. Okay, okay, okay, I believe me. I believe you, but I'm just saying I'm trying trying to clear this. Um. Let's talk about
skincare as well. You know, um everyone's favorite couple, one of the top ten couples as well, yourself and your wife. You know, we love your journey, we seeing you together, such a beautiful thing. You've you've started a skincare brand together,
which is I mean, why did it take you so long? Though? Well, now, to be fair, man, we started you know during the pandemic, you know, and and we literally when we found ourselves locked in a house together forever and was running out of products, I was like, well, I'm just going to use yours, and I didn't know what was in it. And you know, before we know, he was having a discussion about what is in skincare? Why isn't it just for humans? And it's so gentrified. So women's face, women's
who men's face. Water is invigorating, stimulating, and so we got into the conversation. But it also just you know, we we both work with the FAD, which is the U N Department for like, you know, agriculture, and we we see that there's a trend, but a small hold of farmers who have these ingredients, you know, can actually help you know, the big marketplaces, especially with ingredients into
nactual skincare. So we found a way to sort of thank you, but we're trying a way to sort of trying to connect the dots, and man, I love that. So in our skincare, we have you know, baobab, which is a tree from Africa. We have black seed oil, and they all come from small holder farmers and you see, it's like sexy on the outside, sexy on the insult. Thank you see, it's too much. You're turning fifty in September. You look like you look like you could be my
brother at the exact same age. And I just didn't get in the same like weight treatment that you do. You're turning fifty. Look at you address I decided, I mean that's fifty. No, you're turning fifty. You look like you're turning the age and the age doesn't know that fifties Like, oh ship, I didn't know. I didn't know what who are like? Who are you? I don't know? Man, I feel like I feel fifty. I wake up in the morning like a feel fifty. Say this to make
me feel better. You don't feel that at all, you know, And you know what I love about your most is that you've lived like such a full life. You know, some people have only been movie stars, some people who have only done DJA or whatever. But it's like, what I love about your journey is how much you've done. Like a lot of people don't know that you used to work the door at venues like you literally, yeah,
a lot of people don't know that is yourself. That would be the person who's like stopping you from coming in or like kicking you out or whatever. And can I just say for the record, if you I would just be like, I'll stand outside. I'll just be like, this dude is outside, I'll stand outside. Were you effective? Did you ever like, did you ever fight anything? But I didn't have to fight. It was always you know in the voice, and you know, excuse me, man, you
can't you can't bring that. You can't bring that gun in here. Man, Okay, it's a comedy club. We don't like. It's like all you can't you can't bring you see even that you can't bring that gun. You have you ever heard that sentence sexy before? You know? I almost wanted is there anything you can't do? I don't want to see like because you know we're gonna do. I'm gonna test your sexiness out. I want to see what the limits of your sexiness are. Really there are limits.
There are no limits. Honestly, no, there are no limits. We're gonna test it out. I'm gonna find I'm gonna find the place that you're not sexy in all right, recipes never sexy. So I'll read a recipe. Simple sortat vegetables, heat olive oil in a large pot, vegetables until fine. Gently placed vegetables in a pot and reduce heat to low summer. Cook until fully tender. Served warm. That was sexy. No, no, that's because the recipe you read it. I want to see.
This is where we take you down. Okay, Um, heat olive oil in a large in a large part, Chop vegetables until fine. Gently place vegetables in part and reduce heat to a low simmer and then um and then and then then cook until fully tender. This is fine. I got you, I got you. Now, I got you. We'll use it hand sanitizer worst. It's the least sexy thing you can do. Every day when I use it,
I go, this is not sexy. Sexy, I use it. Yeah, if you got to wait, it's not you see, it doesn't matter who you are, got the thing and you have to huh you see. No, no, no, I'm gonna say you're the same. I'm a hand I'm straight into that camera that just hand sanitized on, you know, just um good. He didn't put the music for Trevor, dude, he's a kid. But the music. They've never played music for me never. I've worked with this building seven years.
They've never played music. That music was like seventies pool though, right, is that just mean? I think that music was like from a documentary and then you made it porn. The music was like, I'm from a documentary, but for interest, Albaum, I will turn into porn. Right. I don't even know why I'm doing this. Blowing your nose. No one sexy when they blow their nose, I'll blow my nose, all right, all right, I don't even know if this is a waste of time, but just whatever, let's see. Yeah, let's
we may as well. Um, yeah, enough sexy. Yeah, that's enough sex. Yeah sexico rather well, let's not sort it's like before we go, before we go. Please consider supporting Japago Right. They're an organization that helps deliver healthcare to women around the world with its training doctors on family health, educating women on planned parenting, or building new systems to
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