You're listening to Comedy Central. Oh my god, the FBI raided Donald Trump's house in Marlgo. The FBI people rated a former president's house. This is huge. This is bigger than when the FEDS investigated Bill Clinton for doing mouth stuff with that saxophone. And by the way, by the way, this raid, just so you know, has nothing to do with January six or tax fraud or giving the White House plumber PTSD. No. Apparently, apparently this investigation is about
Trump taking classified documents from the White House. And and honestly, you know, I'm amazed that Trump has time for all of this crime back at any moment, At any moment, Trump's gotta crime that he's covering up. He's gotta crime that he's doing. Now, he's gonna crime that he's plots for.
He's like the Steve Harvey but of crimes. You know, every day, I'm like, does he have the same hours in the day of meet He's get so much done now, if you'll remember, if you remember earlier this year, the FEDS already had to go down tomorrow lago and take back fifteen boxes of documents that Trump wasn't supposed to have. But Apparently they think there's more hidden on the property, all right, and I believe that. I believe that too. I mean, like, Trump's not gonna keep records in a
filing cabinet like a normal person. There's the same dude who buried his ex wife on a golf course. I mean, think about that. And yes, it is totally unprecedented for the FBI to raid the home of a former president. That's true. That has never happened in American history. But don't forget Donald Trump has also never happened in American history. Everything is an anomaly with this man. I mean, like, why do you think a book from one of his
staffers comes out every single week? Because every single person he interacts with is like, Yo, have I got a story for you? I wouldn't it be weird if this is the thing that takes Trump down. We thought it would be something like conspiracy or bribery or blackmail. But no, Trump's got busted for taking work home with him. What
a nerd? Now, obviously, President Trump recognizes the gravity of the situation, which is why he has refrained from comments while the legal process is But I'm joking with you. Come on, the guy released a statement immediately immediately he read, these are dark times for our nation, as my beautiful moral ago in Palm Beach, Florida is currently under siege rated and I keep bied by a large group of the agents. They even broke into my safe. What's the
difference between this and what a game? What's the difference? I love that even while he's complaining, he slips in that the thing is beautiful? How could they do this to my beautiful? Also, also, this is completely different from Watergates, all right. For one thing, the guy's breaking into Watergate didn't need to clean old ketchup stains off the documents.
But the other big thing, the other big difference is that the raid was legal, all right, was approved by a federal judge, approved by the head of the FBI, who, by the way, was appointed by Donald Trump himself. I think got rid of like seventeen other heads of the FBI because they didn't want to do crimes of Donald Trump. So now the big mystery is what did the FBI find. Well, according to Donald Trump's third favorite son, the only thing
the FBI took was his heart. What could they possibly think existed inside a moral lago in a box that was taken from the White House. At it that was so damaging that the FBI director and the Attorney General of the United States would would have to raid a former president's residence, uh and grab everything out of there. I don't know. They'll probably find a note for me telling him how proud I am of him and what
a great job he was doing as president. They might find some pictures of my kids, maybe some nice you know, headlines, maybe a nice due from you. Sean. Oh, Eric, you silly, silly man. Did Daddy tell you? That's where you let us to him? Go hit in a way, somewhere safe. They're just too important to show anybody or acknowledge it anywhere. Eric. That's why I locked them up right next to my
wedding ring. That's what I do now. Aside from the boxes that they took, the FBI also looked inside Trump's safe, which is very dramatic, like because apparently they had to break into it all right, So now you're like, how do they do it? They blow it open or did they just correctly guess the cold of Honestly, I I've been surprised. I would actually be surprised if they found white House documents in Trump's safe, because the safe is
where you keep your most prized possessions. Yeah, so in my head, searching through Trump's safe would probably go a lot more like this. All right, guys, let's see what we have in here? All right, my god, the entire safe is just filled with mac rib after mac rebb. This is this is the stacked on top of each other. This is I don't even understand. It's an unventilated safe. Who would do this? Wait? Wait, wait, hold on, there there's a secret panel in the bottom. I think we
found it. We just found no another mac reb. Boys, another mac Reb. Now you might be wondering. You might be wondering. Isn't this an extremely explosive situation for the United States? Yes, it is. It is. You don't want to let the president get away with crimes, right, because nobody in America is above the law except corporations and rich people and police and celebrities sometimes, but aside from them,
nobody is above the law. But at the same time, even the perception that the Justice Department is being used to go after your political opponents, that could erode people's trust in governments. So it's a really tricky situation, and the only thing we can do is wait and see how the investigation unfolds. Oh, if your Fox News, you can just freak out right now. This is an abomination. It's probably the worst day in the history of the FBI.
This is a wake up call for those in Congress to be able to use the tools at their disposal to defund the FBI, dismantle the FBI. In two a thousand bits, Representative Marjorie Taylor Green simply tweeting, defund the FBI. This is what they're able to do to the former president of the United States. Think about what they could do to you, to anybody in America. The real target of this investigation isn't Trump. The real target of this investigation is you do we have a dual justice system
in America? Is their equal justice under the law? I am deathly afraid for Donald Trump. I would not put assassination behind these people. We're entering a basically a Venezuelan Zimbabwean East German style Banana Republican which the law doesn't matter. This is some third world bullshit right here. Let me say it again. Third world bullshit all right. First of all, as someone from the Third world. Maybe leave us out of your ship for once. Huh how about that? How
above that? This is bull world bullshit right here? Here's a up every time every time Americans wants to call something in America that it is that's corrupted, all of a sudden, they're like, oh, this is a third world bullshit moment. At what point do you realize that it's happening here, it's you, it's you. Bad things only happen in other countries when it's heads still happening in other country. In fact, when something happens in the actual third world. Yeah,
these days America has gotten so bad. People in Africa like, are you kidding me? This is just like America, these guys, it's turning into America. What are we doing here? What are we doing? But I do get what Super Karen is saying. If the FBI, if the FBI is going to go off the Trump was stealing classified documents from the White House, then what's to stop them from going off to you? When you steal classified documents from the
White House? Is not the country we want to live in where anyone can be investigated just for the crime of doing crimes. And I don't think so. I don't think so. And you know, all of this just shows you it was just like you just get a moment to save. Is how amazing how quickly maga world turns on law enforcements and America as a whole. Whatever it suits them, whatever things go against them. Huh. All of a sudden, Marjorie Taylor Green posting a photo of an
upside down American flag after this rate happened. Yeah, well, I thought respecting the flag was the most important thing in the world. Colin Kaepernick is probably kneeling in his grave right now, all of these people complaining what happened to you? If you don't like what's happening in America, why don't you just leave? What happened to that? Huh? And all all of these all of these years, what has it been two years now of people saying, defund
the police. It's like the N word for law enforcement. Yes, but let the FBI take two boxes from marrow log. And all of a sudden, these same people are like, check that thin blue line and shove it up your ass. Day fund the FBI, day fund the cops, same people, same people. Where's more enforcement? Now? You know what we need to start for conservatives, and you start a like a game show called Who's Woken Now? That's what we
should ut. Yeah, it's like bringing our first contestant to Sean Hannity, who says, now, there are tune justice systems in America. It's not fair. Oh, Who's woken now? Sean, you just won yourself an AFRO pick. Congratulations brother. The Daily Show with Trevor Noah ears editions. Subscribe to the Daily Show on YouTube for exclusive content, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount Plus. This has been a Comedy Central podcast