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Artificial intelligence it was supposed to be the sum total of mankind's knowledge, the technology that would cure society's ills and usherance into a new age of enlightenment.
And show me what I'd look like as a centaur tender matches here I come.
But it turns out when you absorb all of humanity's knowledge, what you get is you guessed it unbelievably racist.
Early scientific research has shown that the tyche is biased why creating images and actually perpetuate stereotypes.
Rather than just reflecting stereotypes.
It potentially makes, accentuates and exacerbates.
When we prompted the technology to generate a photo of a person receiving social services, it generated only non white and primarily darker skinned people. Results for a productive person, meanwhile, were uniformly male, majority white, and dressed in suits for corporate jobs. Stable diffusion drew negative attention when requests for a latina produced images of women in suggestive poses wearing little to no clothing.
Are you shitting me? Hey, it is in a super computer. It's just a horny teenager.
And who kno, being a white guy in a suit automatically makes you a productive person. That's right, Me, Hunter, Biden, and Don Junior all productive members of society, and only one of us can handle my cocaine.
Now you're all going to hell now.
The good news is Google did address these issues by giving their AI some much needed diversity training.
The bad news is they may have taken it too far. Google has paused the image generation ability of its AI Gemini, after major backlash.
From conservatives over historically inaccurate depictions of races.
For example, creating diverse images of the US Founding fathers, a different kind of diversity problem that Google admits.
Last week, users began to notice Google Gemini's image generator inserting people of color into scenarios that didn't make sense, like responding to a prompt for an image of a German World War two soldier with a picture of an Asian woman or a black man.
Finally, huh, every time I'm watching a World War two film, I'm thinking, boy, these Gestapo could use some diversity.
I mean, why are you trying to show me a black Nazi? Kanye wasn't a live back there.
And I love the idea of a black George Washington. Imagine a man who's both the slave and the slave owner. I'm working on the screenplay now and it's screaming Oscar and Patchina better remember my name.
Old people suck.
I know, I know, Lynn Manuel Miranda already gave us a black George Washington, so maybe it's time for something new, Like how about George Washington.
Is a centaur.
You're probably thinking, well, so what if AI can't remember the.
Past, Well, don't worry.
It's so woke it'll also destroy the future.
Google has found itself in another woke AI scandal after its chatbot indicated that using someone's incorrect pronouns was on par with nuclear apocalypse. Dailymail dot com asked Gemini if it would be wrong to miss gender transgender celebrity Kaitlyn Jenner to stop a world ending nuclear event. The chatbot replied by saying, yes, miss gender and Kaitlyn Jenner would be wrong, before describing the hypothetical scenario as a profound moral dilemma and exceedingly complex.
What the are we doing the quinny dass ki to a site between pronouns and a nuclear holocaust? Then bring on the nuclear holocaust. So now AI needs to be devoked, But where are we going to find a big enough douchebag to rein it?
Back in? Elon Musk is telling chatz Ebt to hold his beer. He just launched a new artificial intelligence events or.
Named grow must, counting glac as the anti woke chat bot, he says.
He says it'll answer spicy questions with wit and humor.
Oh goody, Elon Musk is here to save us.
If there's anyone who can help, it's the guy who had been the cars to blow up.
Let's see how Groc handled those spicy questions.
Elon Musk's anti woke AI chat Bock Groc actually turned out to be too woke. Some conservative users were disappointed after asking whether trans women were real women, to which the AI replied yes.
Well nice job, Groc. Now you'll never be on Joe.
Rogan, I never thought i'd say this, but I'm starting to feel bad for AI. We just brought it into existence and we're already putting our hang ups about race and gender on it. It barely knows how hands work.
What what the fuck is that?
Did someone slip LSD into Mike Pistrami. There's an easy solution here. Train the next AI to act more like me. That way, when you try to give it some bullshit aside, it'll always give you the correct.
Answer, which is go yourself.
Now, that's what I call progress. Cars used to be a way to let people know you were cool, or, in the case of your friend's dad, to let people know you were having a midlife crisis. And in recent years one of the coolest cars you could buy was it Tesla. Not only was it a status symbol, but.
It was electric.
It was like a compost bin that you could drink and drive in. For a while, Tesla's stock price was skyrocketing, but now it's sliding down like half of Mitch McConnell's face.
The numbers are in and Tesla has fallen short of expectations. Elon Musk's electric vehicle company releasing its first quarter earnings, showing its biggest revenue drop in over a decade. In the first three months of the year, Carsell's dropping eight and a half percent, adding to a plummeting stock price that so far this year has gone down over forty percent.
Holy shit, down forty percent.
The only thing worth less than Tesla stock is a fully grown adult at P Ditty's house.
Stop it. That's the least of the problems.
But don't worry, Tesla owner Elon Musk is a perfectly reasonable, dumbest explanation for this. We should be thought of as an AI robotics company.
If your value tells as just like an order company, you would just have to fundamentally it's just the wrong framework.
Sorry, Elon, my mistake.
All this time, I thought your company that sold cars was a car company.
God, one of us must be a real frecking idiot.
So Tesla's clearly in the shitter, and the thing that was supposed to save it was the cyber truck, a vehicle that looks like what happens when you inbreed Deloreans. But unfortunately the cyber truck appears to be cyber.
Tesla, recalling its entire fleet of cyber trucks nearly four thousand and all. The company says the accelerator pedal could get stuck, causing to pick up to unintentionally speed up, risking a crash.
Well, remember it's not a car crash, it's an AI crash. Open your mind, man, seriously, though you recalled all of them, none were okay, even with the baldwinds. They made one good one. I'm not gonna say which one. I don't want to get shot.
And this is just the.
And this is just the latest problem with robocops wagon, because that thing's.
Been shit in the bed since day one.
We've gotten a lot of tales of malfunction.
So, for example, vehicles dying after traveling just one mile. The steamless steel vehicles are quickly showing signs of rust.
One guy sharing how the drive through car wash was too much for the Tesla cyber truck.
He doesn't know what happened, but says the owner's manual does say you should never wash your car in sunlight.
A Tesla cyber truck had to be rescued by a Ford pickup after the Tesla got stuck in the mud and snow on a road in the Sierra south of Lake Tahoe.
Oh, fancy cyber truck had to get rescued by the big tough Ford. You are the laughing stock of all the other trucks that Ford pickup's probably banging your wife right now, cybercuck. Plus, what use is a truck if it can all throwed, that's like a sex doll with no holes. Now I just seem weird having it on my couch. And this car is just failing its owners. It's trying to eat them.
Cybertruck users are reporting injuries from the automatic trunk.
Everybody's been waiting for this the finger without further ado.
They're closing the cyber truck.
I'm gonna put my finger flat right here and see what happens. Ready, ready, Oh okay, Oh my god, Oh okay, I can't even move my finger right now, I might have actually broken it.
Good.
Good because I'm team cybertruck on this one.
You morons had it coming. Fill us all a favor, save us.
From another generation of cyber truck drivers. Stick your balls in there too. Luckily I still have all my fingers, so I can deliver this message to elon On behalf of bet the stockholdermlike unlike AI, this is pretty straightforward.
So is this one.
Ah summer when my balls glue themselves to my thigh and don't let go until labor day. And if you're a kid, it means going to camp. Summer camp used to be about playing sports, making friends, and, if you're lucky, finding a dead body. But for parents who think it's time for their five year old to start focusing on a career, there are a few camps just for them, like this one.
Chick fil A is getting some backlash over its new summer camp coming to Louisiana at the end of July. Kids will learn scales such as taking guest orders and backing food.
The franchises that are doing it only charge about thirty five dollars ages five to twelve, and kids learned the chicken sandwich business.
Wow, did you hear that? Chick flayans a summer camp.
Tell me now.
Kids are finally getting to learn the chicken sandwich business. You know, nothing says summer fun like third degree grease burns. And the last part about Chick fil.
A camp is it only costs thirty five dollars. What a bargain. I mean for thirty five dollars.
You can't even find a babysitter on the terror watch list. Even Khalid Sheik Muhammad was forty dollars an hour and he didn't even change diapers. But if that's still too steep a price tag, you can always bring them for free to the company who's basically raising them anyway.
Apple.
For over twenty years now, Apple stores have hosted Apple Camp.
This is where kids and their parents can get creative on the latest Apple devices. This year's session focuses on using the iPad to create an interactive storybook.
They're creating animations. They're adding ar shapes at three D shapes to ear photos where they place the three D shapes in the world around Then.
Oh, thank god, just what our children need, more screen time. I hope they'll use these iPads on planes at full volume while I contemplate getting a second bisectomy.
Better safe than sorry.
I will say these Apple camps seem way nicer than the ones China.
I mean, for starters, the kids get to leave.
Oh stop it, seriously, wake up?
How do you moan over there? Unbelievable?
But maybe I'm judging too quickly. Who knows these camps could be fostering the storytellers of tomorrow.
I basically a donut that's a basel, but the ball always goes through his hall. So this friend helps him put like an in his up in the full time so the ball doesn't go through.
This girl could write the next great animated film.
But if you dare touch.
The opening weekend of Inside Up three, I'll sue the shit out of you. Follow your dreams, but stay away from Daddy's gravy train. But if the Friolator and ADHD don't do it for your child, they're some camps that teach actual skills.
Which is about fire Department gave young people the opportunity to experienced what it's like to be a firefighter. It's hosting a kid's summer camp, and the fun kicked off yesterday. This year's summer camp introduces them to the roles and responsibilities of the fire Department. With up close and hands on experience, campers ages eight to thirteen will get a view of firefighting tasks like pulling hose, spraying water, forcible entrym and rescue.
First of all, I don't think you need a camp to teach teen boys.
How to pull hose. I mean they tend to figure it out on their own.
By the way, firefighter camp is just like police camp, but with more cardio and less framing people for murder. I admire these kids but they better not show up when I burned down my Panama's City condo for the insurance money. Stay away from daddy's other gravy train your little life saving shits. But a firefighting camp sounds like too much fun. Don't worry, You've still got options.
At this summer campaign sounds middle schoolers take care of baby Tory a seventy five thousand dollars high fidelity simulator, and there's also so pick.
You boys, then do you want to dress a wound or build a bony?
Bay Care's Diane Rous Camp Nurse Junior at Dunedin Sally L. Bailey Nursing Education Center is not your typical teenage summer fun. Here they're learning about patient care and broken bones and CPR and more. For Camilla and Ellie and dozens of others, this might be their future.
What the fucking is that supposed to be a baby? It looks like someone knocked up Megan.
Somebody's sending that thing to the Supreme Court and we'll have abortion back in no time. But of course, there's also one very affordable summer program that parents are forgetting about ignoring your kids and letting them go off for three months, you know, watch TV, kickrocks, maybe even pull some hoes.
That's how I
Spent my summers as a kid, and look how I turned out.