You're listening to Comedy Central, ice cream vacations, long walks on the beach, hit all that ship we can to prove me wrong, Summer edition. Summer is the worst season. Proved me wrong? Well, I would say summer is the season where everyone's the happiest. During the summer, everyone gets to come outside, everybody shut it turns into at But during the summer when everyone's sweaty and grows. Everyone's sweaty and grows. We're all equal during the summer. So you're
making a Marxist argument for b O during summer pretty much? Yeah, sorry, this is the free world. The top one percentsion not have BO. How do you smell? Go ahead, smell me, I dare you smell the ship right now? You smell like me? You were the same. That's not a compliment. Pools are better than oceans. Prove me wrong. Pools a stinky. They have nasty people that going it. They just get it. They funky bodies and they's sweaty cells and just PLoP up in there. Yeah, you think people don't pee and
pooped in the ocean. It's not just people. By the way, do you think whales are coming on land? To take a ship. Yeah, if they want to, they're not. They're shipping in the ocean. It's whales, jellyfish, seals, it's optopus, it's everything in. There's just shipping into your mouth. Oceans are just pulls that I'll trying to kill you. You have been shark sightings have been here this last week. It's five like, did you see the shark? No? Interesting? So your argument is I didn't see the sharks, so
therefore the ocean is safe. Good luck out there. I've never seen a shark at and myself, so what your shot? Denier can get food from the fools either. There's no fishing put in the ocean on I'd be sustaining myself fresh coconuts, frush fish. You can't eat anything near the ocean. Sand gets in frouting. Put your money where a mouth ish. This is food. This is your food on the beach. Not good enough for you, Okay, I got some bad news for you. There's no protein insand thanks for the fries.
Thanks bro. Pigeons up better than seagulls. Prove me wrong. Pigeons are literally like rats with wings. Genetically they used to beat white but then out of like Darwinism and like, after all these years, they actually turned black to adapt to like certain environments and they're so gross. Why do you have to make this racial? We'll talk about pigeons as a seagulls not Why do you watch? No? But
it's like it's over time, like they started genetically. They used to be white, but genetically, over time they like people. I have been canceled for less than that gross. Wrong? Are popsicles gross? I don't need to watch someone for late dessert eating. Assume gross enough. At least you can't deep throw with it. I'm sorry. It prepares you for life. That's a lot of work and there's lots of instances where you have to do things similarly to eating a popsicle,
and you work in show business. But popsicles are good. Man. You got all the different cons of flavors, like whats you got an original pops bomb, pops None of those are flavors. Okay, so you tell me what flavor that is. This is great and I absolutely loved. Everybody hates on it, but it's so good. Grapes don't taste like that in real life. Okay. The guy who created the flavor grape clearly has never had a great before. Yeah see, no, that's you ate it like a pelican. You didn't even
chew it. How did you do that? It's sticking to your beard now, that's so good? Yeah see that's no man, popsicles on? Gross? You are gross? Which one you got against? Popsicles? Messy? They make my hands stick? Why you don't eat it fast enough? Yeah? I can't put it in your mouth fast enough. Why don't you demonstrate right now? Oh yeah, okay, that's very experience. No mass you ever still have my lip cloths on? Okay? You know what? That was? Actually, as much as I want to hate on that, it
was actually pretty impressive. I feel like you actually did prove me wrong. So you know what what's happening, all right, is that when I win, you get to wear the golden thong. You have now earned the right to take my place behind to prove you're clearly proved me wrong. That's what happens when you proved me wrong. Not to take over, No, you gotta take my place now. It's like highlander, You're right now, take take my spot. Watch The Daily Show weeknight, eleven Central on Comedy Central. In
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