QAnon Karen: The Marjorie Taylor Greene Files

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Last year's election brought a lot of new faces to Washington, d C. But just like that kid at sleepaway camp who keeps wetching the bed, one of them may be going home early tonight.

Growing outrage at newly elected Representative Marjorie Taylor Green, the noted conspiracy theorist and ardent Trump's supporter from Georgia, is facing calls to resign in a long shot bid to expel her from Congress after a review of her social media found in twenty eighteen and nineteen she repeatedly indicated support for executing prominent Democrats, including Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and.

A widely shared video from twenty nineteen Green declaring Pelosi a trader and prime.

She should be executed.

It's a crime punishable by death.

Is what treason hangs did.

Nancy Palsey is guilty of treason.

She's called for the hanging of Barack Obama, She's called for the hanging of Hillary Clinton.

Right now, they're trying to expel me from Congress. Yep, they don't like they don't like a lot of the things I say and do. There you know, it's a witch hunt.

Yeah, they don't like the things you said because you called for their execution. They're not looking for a witch hunt, They're looking to stay alive. I mean, people, what kind of psychopath calls for the execution of America's leaders on Facebook? I mean, at least if you did it on Snapchat, it would be harder to find. Also, the puppy nose makes you seem less crazy. And here's why I take this assassination talk seriously from Marjorie Taylor Green. She's got

Marjorie Taylor Green.

She won her house race for a district in northwest Georgia.

She has in the past promoted that Q and on conspiracy theory.

Q is a patriot. We know that for sure, but we do not know who Q is. People believe that Q is someone very close to President Trump. According to him, many in our government are actively worshiping Satan or they call Moloch. I mean, is it going to be true that the child pedophilia and the elites in the Washington DC, is that what we're really going to see come out? Is it going to be Satanic worship?

Q was in the House of Representatives now, Marjorie Taylor Green is hardly the first member of Congress to hold some out their beliefs. I mean, Ted Cruz believes that Beard is working for him. QAnon is not just extreme, its delusional.

People.

How are you going to be in the government and believe that the government is full of Satan worshiping sex predators. I mean, it must be exhausting to be walking around the halls of Congress just constantly opening doors like.

Aha, No, just a supply closet, gotcha, No, just a copy room?

Fair?

No, that's my office, man, I'm so lost.

And it's not just QAnon.

In fact, it seems like Green has a conspiracy theory for every letter of the alphabet.

The Trump backing Republican embraces completely false q Andon conspiracy theories, and in a newly uncovered video from twenty eighteen, claimed former President Obama is Muslim. The Clintons had JFK Junior killed, and even questioned whether a plane crashed into the Pentagon on nine to eleven.

It's odd, there's never any evidence shown for a plane in the Pentagon.

Facebook posts have surfaced in which Green called the deadly Parkland High School shooting fake, along with video showing her harassing Parkland shooting survivor David Hogges.

Why are you supporting red flag gun laws that attack our Second Amendment?

Right?

How do you get avid gun owners and people that support the Second Amendment to give up their guns and go along with anti gun legislation?

How do you do that?

Maybe you accomplish that by performing a mass shooting into a crowd that is very likely to be conservative. Is that what happened in Las Vegas?

Have you seen the picture of Ruth Bader Gengrive walking through the airport?

Yeah, like the body double for Hillary Clinton. So it's interesting.

So I do not believe that was Ruth?

No, I don't think so?

Do Wow? Okay?

So RBG has a body double. Hilary Kinton has a body double. This one makes it sound like everyone has their own body double.

It's such a silly thing to believe. Yo, the weekend, they're on to us get out of their man right.

But the big question is how did Osama bin Karen get elected to Congress in the first place. Well, it turns out she was lucky to be one of nine Republicans running for the seat, so everyone's attention was spread around instead of.

Focused all on her.

Kind of like how there are so many different kinds of orio now that you hardly even noticed that one of the flavors is human flesh. And while some of the QAnon stuff did come out, mostly what voters knew about her was that she was a hardcore Trump supporter, and yeah, she sometimes sounded like a crazy person.

But only in a comforting, familiar way.

She's a former CrossFit gym owner who has had a few roles at her father's construction company, but really has no political background at all.

America is the greatest country in the world. We need conservatives in Washington that will keep it that way. I mean, the Democrat Party is no longer an American party. They are now the party of socialism. They want to rip our borders wide open. They want to kill babies up until birth and maybe even afterwards. I have a message for Antifa terrorists. Stay the hell out of Northwest Georgia.

Goddamn, I know which house I'm skipping on Halloween.

And by the way, everyone's freaking out about Green's.

QAnon beliefs, but if you ask me, the scarier culture she's involved in is crossfits. I mean, that's just just scientology with jumping jacks. But yes, aside from the cult stuff, a lot of Green's beliefs are pretty typical for today's Republicans. But she also has a little extra something that makes the far right love her even more.

It's racism.

Marjorie Taylor Green also has a track record of incendiary and racist rhetoric. There is an Islamic invasion into our government offices right now. If you want Islam and Sharia law, you stay over there in the Middle East. You stay there, and you're going to meet and do all your thing. And you know what, you can have a whole bunch of wives or goats or sheep or whatever you want. But that doesn't make me a racist because I just

What a now deleted Facebook post green question whether California's deadly campfire in twenty eighteen was started by lasers beamed down from outer space laser, she says, somehow connected to the Rothschilds, the Jewish European banking family, the target of some of the oldest, laziest, most dangerous anti Semitic tropes on the books Jewish space lasers, Hold on, Hold on, hold on Jewish space lasers.

What is this lady just playing conspiracy sluck machine and going with whatever comes up? Because here's my question, if you were secretly starting a forest fire, why would you use a space laser when you could just use I don't know, matches. It's such a of a Jewish space laser. It's like using the Death Star to make snores.

Yes, make sure they're toasty.

And honestly, guys, if you're antisemitic, this is a weird way to try and get people on your side. Because when I hear someone saying Jews have a space laser, I'm like, awesome, Can I join I will say, though, it is impressive that Green has some wild racist theory for every group.

I mean, no wonder she got elected because she's like, I want to be a congresswoman for everyone.

Whether you hate Jews, Blacks, Muslims, or filthy Canadians.

I'm on your side.

So that's who Marjorie Taylor Green was before she started threatening to kill Democrats, and her calls for violence are nothing new. While some Republicans only came around to supporting an insurrection after Donald Trump lost the election, Green was rallying the troops even before November twenty twenty.

If this generation doesn't stand up and defend freedom, it's gone. And once it's gone, freedom doesn't come back by itself. The only way you get your freedoms back is it's earned with the price of blood. When we rise up, we can end all of this. We can end it. We can do it peacefully.

We can.

I hope it doesn't have to We don't have to do it the other way. I hope not, but we should feel like we will if we have to.

Okay, no, guys, I'm sorry, but calls for a violent revolution just don't have the same weight when you're streaming it from your hotel room.

It's time for the people to rise up and take back their freedoms.

Excuse me, Can I get another towel please, because I'm going to the pool.

Yeah, thank you so much. Let's spill some blood. No, the cabana will be fine, thank you.

So Now that all these death threats and conspiracy theories have come to light, Congress is trying to figure out how to deal with Green. Do you censure her? Do you expel her? You use a secret Jewish space laser to distract her.

Like a cat? I mean, one thing's for sure.

While Congress tries to decide what to do with her, she's out there getting stuff done herself.

Georgia Congressman Marjorie Taylor Green calling on President Biden to be impeached.

This fouled articles of impeachment on President Joe Biden. We'll see how this goes.

What a letdown.

Marjorie Taylor Green came to Washington calling for executions, and a few weeks later she's already settling for impeachment. Man, I guess Congress will turn anyone into a moderate. But you know what, I have a conspiracy theory of my own. I think Marjorie Taylor Green is secretly a Democrat, you know, think about it. She's making Republicans look unhinged. She's from Georgia, which we all know is a blue state, and she's a member of Congress, which she herself believes is a satanic,

Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green is apologizing for comparing COVID restrictions to the horrors of the Holocaust. She previously compared mask mandates to the Nazis forcing used to where yellow stars or apology came after visiting the Holocaust Museum, I.

Have made a mistake and it's really bothered me for a couple of weeks now, and so I definitely want to own it. The horrors of the Holocaust are something that some people don't even believe happened, and some people deny, but there is no comparison to the Holocaust. And there are words that I have said, remarks that I've made that I know are offensive, and for that I want to apologize. Going to the Holocaust Museum was just a good reflection and it was good to look and see

You know, guys, America isn't serious, man.

This woman writes the laws, the laws that govern the lan and she's out here.

Like, yo, you guys heard about this Holocaust. Shit's wild?

I mean, for real, though, are we going to get a pre conference every time Marjorie Taylor Green learns about something Because she doesn't know about a lot of things.

It has come to my attention that putting metal in a microwave makes the microwave go boom boom. I think it's important to acknowledge that, but I will say, in some ways I feel bad for this lady man. Learning things is tough, you know, because it forces you to take back all the ignorant shit that you've said in the past.

It's why the only museum I go to is Madame Tussad's Madame Tussarves.

Come Stupid, Leave Stupid.

A little over a year ago, thousands of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol Building in an attempt to stop the election from being certified, and they wanted to declare Donald Trump super president forever, no backseats. Now, what was surprising is that by and large the Republican Party has decided not to hold any of that against Donald Trump. And I mean, let's be honest, how can you stay met at dish faced?

You'll good use the media face.

But the Capitol riots wasn't even the scariest thing that happened on January sixth, because you see, my friends, we're now finding out that something else happened that day. Countless Republicans seem to have had their memories erased.

But as worried as.

I am for those guys people, I am really concerned about Marjorie Taylor Green, congresswomen from Georgia and soccer mom who's definitely slatched the other team's bus hires.

You see, a few of.

MTG's constituents have filed a lawsuit to disqualify her from Congress based on her role in January sixth. Yeah, apparently there's something in the constitution that says you can't run for office if you do an insurrection against the governments.

You didn't talk to anybody in government about the fact that there were going to be large protests in Washington on January sixth. I don't remember he spoke to Representative Biggs or his staff about that fact, didn't you? I do not remember. How about Representative Gosar.

I'm sorry, I don't remember.

Did anyone ever mention to you the possibility that there might be violence in Washington?

I don't remember. Ms Green.

This is a tweet that you sent out on January second, twenty twenty one.

Correct, I'm not sure.

Okay, you don't recall this.

I don't recall tweeting that.

Now, did you advocate to President Trump to impose martial law as a way to remain in power?

I don't recall.

You don't recall if you wanted to impose martial law?

You don't.

Wow.

I wish I had Marjorie Tailer Green's memory.

Yeah.

I once said enjoy your dinner to a wai in two thousand and three, and.

I still think about it every day every day.

Enjoy your dinner.

You enjoy your dinner. Kill me.

Meanwhile, she can't even remember if she told the president to impose marshal law.

Yo, yo yo.

Let me tell you something that should be an easy one for most people.

If you ever asked the president to impose martial law, you would never forget something that specific, Like if anyone can't say no to doing something that's specific and weird, you.

Definitely did that shit.

I h.

Have I ever tried to steal a horse and ride it inside a bouncy castle, your honor, I do not recall, but you gotta admit that sounds like something.

A pretty cool guy would do, right, right, members of the jury, Right, yeah, but if it's not cool, then I do not recall. Yeah, I don't remember. So Marjorie Taylor Green spent the entire hearing denying that she had any memory of anything to do with January sixth. But it turns out, my friends, that they may be acute to this amnesia, because one thing that can bring it back, even if just for a little bit, is evidence.

And in another moment, Taylor Green first denied that she had called House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a trader to her country, before kind of hedging a little bit when faced with actual evidence of saying it.

In fact, you think that Speaker Pelosi is a trader to the country, right.

I'm not answering that question of speculation.

You've said that, having you, miss Green, that she's a trader to the country.

No, I haven't said that.

Okay, put up plants Exhibit five.

Please, oh no, wait hold on now, oh no no.

Wait wait wait wait wait no, no, no, no, no, now that you busted me, I remember the whole thing.

Yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, I remember it now.

I love that move.

Yes, that's when you tell your mom, yeah, I did my homework and she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, let me show it to me, and you're like, oh, homework, yeah, I thought you meant my work at home. I'll do that now. Thank you mom for reminding me. I uh yeah, no, thank you so much for that. Look, man, I mean, clearly this person is unqualified for Congress because politicians are supposed to be good at line.

Okay, this was just embarrassing.

Okay, in my defense, I didn't know you had evidence. I mean, I never have evidence for the stuff I say.

I didn't even know that was the thing.

You could do.

Keep in mind, people, this stuff only happened a little over a year ago. It's not like they're being asked to remember their prom dates eye color.

These aren't trick questions.

But nobody in the Republican Party can seem to remember planning the insurrection, or talking about it, or even how they felt about it at the time. Kevin mccafee, Marjorie Taylor Green, Jim Jordan, the list goes on and on so over the weekend. Over the weekend, conservatives gathered in Texas a Right to raise awareness for just how badly the January sixth riders are being treated. And the way they did this was they held a very special tribute that is very moving and not at all hilarious.

The Insurrection Fallout is front and center at Seapack, this year's most buzzed about booth. Is this a fake jail cell? What you're watching actually happened at Seapack. It features a convicted January sixth rioter doing performance are in a cage wearing an orange jumpsuit.

Visitors were offered headsets so they could listen to interviews with jail January sixth dependants while watching the actor weave. Some viewers wept along with him. Others threw money into the cage. Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green enters the cell to pray with him.

Okay, wait, wait wait wait wait wait okay, just waits. Help me understand, Help me understand the logic. Marjorie Taylor Green is praying for a fake prisoner.

Well, there's a real thing.

She's like, sir, who is this lady like America, you say, this is a person who's actually part of running your country.

She's in there morning with a fake praying for.

Like, how does she function in the world. It's a fake person. She must have the hardest time at Broadway shows. They killed Hamilton.

I mean, I guess in her defense. This actor in the lobby of the seapack conventional already commits it to the rule because apparently he spent hours in that jail cell weeping the whole time just weeping, which in a way is a powerful performance art, because isn't that what conservatism has turned to in America?

Right?

It's just people in mega hats acting like they're victims. There's fewer white people now than they used to be, but we still have all the power.

By the way, the brother made me laugh.

The hardest was how people were throwing money into the caves, like what is that? This is like the only way they know how to interact with arts is the same way they interact with strippers.

You know. It's just like your freedom has been stolen from you. Shake that ass, to shake that ass.

Now, you would think a story like this couldn't get any crazier, but truly, the best part of the story is this actor who played the defendants was an actual rioter on January sixth, who reportedly avoided a prison sentence by snitching on the other rioters.

Yeah.

So, just so you understand, this dude is pretending to be a prisoner that he helped center prison. Which is say, you snitched on your federal rioters, they go to jail, and now you're on in the streets, craving man.

I wish there was something I could have done. Just nothing, prepare to jail. I wish there's something I could have done.

This is wild and other exciting news. Marjorie Taylor Green aka Capital Storming Barbie hates her job, which is so funny because the rest of us also hate her having her job.

Becoming a member of Congress has made my life miserable. The nature of this job. It keeps members of Congress and senators in Washington so much of the time, too much of the time, I'm to be honest with you, that we don't get to go home and spend more time with our families, our friends, you know, all in our district, or maybe just be regular people. Because this job is so demanding and it's turned into practically year round.

First of all, you're not a regular person, you moron. You're a congress person because you campaigned and somehow one which requires you to work year round. I also don't want to work your round, and that's why I don't.

To quote Kim.

Kay for a second, get your pass up and work. The point is, if you don't like being in Congress, then.

Go work at footlocker, bitch.

But that's not even the.

Worst part of what she said.

This is I have people come up to me and say crazy things to me out of the blue and public places that they believe because they read it on the internet.

Well, if that's not the pot calling the kettle QAnon. This woman thought nine to eleven was a hoax, that the Clintons killed JFK. Junior, and that Jews are in charge of space lasers. But please don't come at her with some crazy ideas. She might believe them.

Let's move on to Washington, DC, where Congress yesterday held hearings on COVID school closings, with testimony from Teachers Union president Randy Weingarten.

And I think we can agree.

That this is an entirely reasonable subject for rational debate. That is, of course, unless QAnon Karen is involved.

Miss Swinegarden, are you a mother?

I am a mother by marriage.

By marriage, I see, and my wife.

Is here with me, so I'm really glad that she's here.

What I'd like to talk about is your recommendations to the CDC as not a medical doctor, not a biological mother, and really not a teacher. People like you need to admit that you're just a political activist, not a teacher, not a mother, and not a medical doctor.

Jesus, what the hell was that about. Listen, Marjorie, you don't get to decide who's a mother or not. That job exclusively belongs to gay men on TikTok. Also, it's a little weird to hear MTG dissing stepmothers because this woman has the most stepmom energy I have ever seen. Remember that white coat, Okay, that is not the coat you wear when you're a mom. That's the coat you wear when you're in someone's dad.

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