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for you tonight. Donald Trump is come for Rhondo Sanctis. Democrats are more nervous than a chihuahua in a rainstorm. And I guess everyone has a good relationship with their fathers because no one wants to work the polls. So let's do these people. Let's come straight into today's headlines. All right. Before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on in

the world, starting with our old friend COVID nineteen. According to the CDC, there are now six new variants, all competing to become the dominant strain this winter. What they don't realize is that they're all competing with the strain that's already infected most of the country called the I don't give a ship about any of this anymore strain, you know, honestly happy a little bad for the variant that becomes dominant now, you know, yeah, because like everyone

has stopped caring. It's kind of like if you want an early season of American Idol, then you were famous. But if you win season thirty four, now is it's just a story you tell your coworkers at the coffee machine, you know. And I was like, I'll have my decalf if you saw me last night I won the American Okay, I'll have that report to you soon, Thank you, sir. But remember, to all those COVID variants competing against each other right now, I just want you to remember, it's

not about winning or losing. It's about this all right, getting into someone's lungs and ruining their week. Remember that. In social media news on Friday, Elon Musk kicked off his new job as the head of Twitter bye by laying off I like how you built your booth. He kicked off as the head of Twitter by laying off half of the workforce, even fired the bird. It was terrible. It was last scene in a parking Lot Dick for ms all Relax. Relax, Dick is just a bigger worm.

But it turns out it turns out Musk got a little ahead of himself because this morning he's reportedly trying to rehire dozens of people that he just fired after realizing that he actually needs them. And I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna put it out there. Uh. If he's handling Twitter like this, I don't know how comfortable I would be going with this dude to Mars. You know, yeah, I don't want Ellen walking into my cabin one day, like, hey, guys, turns out how I

accidentally fired the team that was bringing the oxygen. But we'll be fine if we just stopped breathing for sixty nine months. Both in UH, in sports news. In sports news, congratulations to the Houston Nastros who beats who beat the Philadelphia Phillies on Saturday to win the two World Series. Yes, and this was great news for Texas except for all the people who are to see head crews smile. And

I feel bad for the people in Philly. You know, they're blackout drunk fighting in the streets and then they had to watch their team lose. Alright, let's move on some of the biggest stories of the day, starting once again with the mid term election, that time in American politics where the voters get to send their order back to the kitchen because they don't like how it tastes too much inflation anyway, But the big day happening tomorrow, it's time for us to catch up on all the

latest updates in our ongoing coverage of vote demic. So here we are people. After months of campaign speeches, TV ads, spam text and fundraising emails. The mid terms end tomorrow, and I'm glad, especially because I won't be getting in all those spam texts they were killing me, especially the ones that start like a booty call, you know, Yeah, I'd be like, hey, Trevor, you up. I'd be like, yeah,

to say the Senate's law. But tomorrow it all ends, and with so many type races, both parties are pulling out all the stops down to the wire, a wall to wall weekend of campaigning in the battle grounds, candidates locked in neck and neck battles, bringing out the big guns, the biggest names from both parties, spanning out across the battleground states that will decide control of Congress. Three presidents past and present, flooding Pennsylvania, holding jeweling campaign rallies, fundamental

rights on the bolt. Democracy itself is on the ballot the sen Now, even Oprah Winfrey has now jumped into this race. She discovered Dr Oz, worked with him for years, but now announcing her endorsement of Fetterman. But I will tell you all this, if I lived in Pennsylvania, I would already cast my vote for John Fetterman for many reasons. Wow, Oprah Winfrey coming out and not just coming out, she came out against doctor Oz, the man she created, the

TV doctor she made famous. And that's always how it goes. People. At some point in life, you have to kill the monster you create. Yeah, Dr Frankenstein, his creature, Obi Wan and Anakin. Parents and their kids. Every parent knows that they will eventually come when you have to fight your children to the death to determine who will control the remote control. But still Oprah going for Fetterman must have broken doctor oz Is heart. Luckily he has the perfect

cure for that. Doctor oz Is broken hearts dietary supplement. It'll enhance your mood and only turn your poop yellows some of the time. Get it now before the FDA outlaws it again. Now, it's not just Oprah, it's not

just the Democrats. Are bringing everyone out, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, which you have to admit is bad news for the Democrats, right because the bigger names that you bring out to support you in the mid terms means the worst you're doing a right, Like, if I was a Democrat in Pennsylvania, this would be making me nervous, you know, I would just be like, guess what Obama is coming to the riting tonight? Oh boy, and he's bringing Beyonce. Oh ship,

We're so screwed. And the truth there's Democrats are nervous right now because they've got a lot stacked up against them in this election. Inflation is high, crime is up, pickle ball is taking over for some reason, and all of that is sending Democrats into full on panic mode. President Biden is warning that American democracy is at risk, but it may not be enough to stop a red

wave tomorrow night. A lot of Democrats, whether they're elected officials, party leaders, strategists, are panicked that they feel like things are not going well. For them in the mid terms. Right now, President Biden heading the traditionally blue Maryland today after a stop Sunday in another Democratic stronghold, New York.

Get out of the vone now, the President giving a last minute boost to New York Governor Kathy Hogel, running in a now unexpectedly tight race against Congressman Lee Zelden in a state that hasn't elected a Republican governor in two decades. Yeah, that's how bleak it is looking for Democrats right now. They're scrambling to salvage a governor's race in New York, New York, which is crazy. New York

is supposed to be a given for the Democrats. You know, this is this is like having to beg your stalker to like one of your posts on Instagram. It's like, come on, man, my fates are in this one. It's like, yeah, no, it's just not doing it for me anymore. So, Yeah, the expectations are that Republicans are going to have a very good election and that Democrats are in deep trouble.

But keep in mind, keep in mind that's all based on the polls, which I'll be honest bugs me about American politics because like polls are just like an idea is, like what a person says, what they maybe are going to do, and that's why they're often wrong. In fact, these days it feels like they're wrong a lot more than their rights. You know, if you went by the polls in the last election, like think about it, Susan

Collins would have lost her election by six points. Instead she won it by nine a right, Lindsay Graham was tied in the polls, but instead he destroyed his opponents, and according to the polls, Joe Biden was supposed to win by eight points. Instead he had to steal the election. I mean, you don't know, And there are a lot of reasons. There are a lot of reasons why the

polls could be off. You know, you don't know. Maybe the posts are biased, maybe people who are answering or answering sarcastically like oh, I would love to vote for Joe Biden, but the poll doesn't get that. Or maybe the polls could be wrong because the only people who aren't supposed with the craziest people ever. Have you ever answered the poll? Huh? No, If you got a call from an unknown number, you don't answer. What do you creep. In fact, anytime a pollster get someone to participate, the

next call is probably to the police. It's just like hello, nine one one, Yes, someone just picked up my call and spoke to me for ten minutes. You should go check their freezer for body parts. Yeah, it's Warrior. But even though the two election isn't over yet, it looks like the four campaign might already be underway. According to reports, Donald Trump is planning to announce another run for presidents

as soon as the mid terms were over. Yeah, but he's gonna wait for the mid terms first because he wants to do the responsible thing and see if his election denies get into power so they can steal the election for him. He's waiting. It's good. And even though he hasn't officially announced that he's running a Trump is already taking shots at some of his rivals in the GOP. Donald Trump, meanwhile, and Florida Governor Rhoda Santist, held competing

rallies in the state of Florida yesterday. While Trump urged Flurryan to vote for de Santists in his race against Democrat Charlie Christ, the foreign president also took a swipe at the governor as a potential opponent. We're winning big, big, big in the Republican Party for the nomination like nobody's ever seen before. Let's say there it is Trump at seventy one, Run to Sanctimonious, said Mike Pants at seven, or Mike started better than I thought. Yeah, I thought

he'd be dead by now. I guess that's always next time. He's doing better. By the way, I love how Trump always gives speeches on the Tomac right in front of his plane. Have you noticed how he that like the door is opened, the stare. It's almost like he doesn't want to spend one second longer than needed with those people. He's just like, keep the engine running. I want to leave this ship hold town as soon as I say good night. In fact, just dangle me from a hendicop

then pulled me up when I'm done. I want to get out of here before these red knecks can touch me. You saw what they did to Mike Pens. These people are dangerous. But the reason that speech is going viral is because of that bitchy little swipe at run de sanctimonious. Yeah, you saw that, breaking out a classic Trump nickname. I mean at least we think it was a nickname. It could have just been Trump trying to say the Sanctists,

you know him sancton dons. And what makes the story even better is that apparently Trump has been privately testing nicknames for Runda Sanctus yeah, which is amazing to me. The man is at a meeting with his team of lawyers and he's like, all right, all right, enough of all the ways that I could go to jail, what do you guys like better? Rhonda sanctimonious, round ship heads which one? Right now? Right now, it looks like a Trump versus the Sanctus feud is breaking out into the open.

And you know, usually when two men fight in Florida, it's at a Margaritaville at one am. But this, this is a lot more high stakes, which is probably why a lot of Republicans are upset with Trump for going after the Sanctus. Yeah, because they're like, what are you doing? We love Rhonda Sanctus, He's our guy, And Trump is like, yeah, I know, that's why I hate him, because you see, people don't realize that's the one thing Trump hates more than anything is anyone having what he thinks should be

his spotlight. That might be the thing that destroys the Republican chances in Donald Trump cannot stand not being the sense of attention. Yeah, I bet he got jealous when his kids were born. You know, it's like congratulations. It's a boy's like. I'm also a boy, and I've been a boy much longer, so long. Many people not We're saying, I bet boy of all time. All right, that's it

for the headlines. Before we go to quick break, Let's check it on the stock market with our finance expert, Michael cost To everybody, Michael Gray, he's crazy found in the economy. What is happening in the market today? I am crushing it. I mean also, I bet big on the World Series. I did you know some of you think sports betting seems risky, but not the way I do it. Okay, here's what I do. I bet on the Astros and I hedged against the phil Least, so

I actually one on both sides. Then I packaged the winnings into a credit default swap that I sold off to a retirement community in exchange for equity into their homes. Now, it's tough, it's complicated, but all you need to know is that I own most of your grandmother's houses. Now, okay, it's called finance, all right. Now, I got a hot tip for you, so pay attention. Okay, I got a

hot tip for you. But first let's get to this chart. Okay. Look, this is Twitter going private, and this is the biggest thing to happen to Wall Street since the cocaine shortage of nine. All right, Now, I was there, Trevor. It was the scariest hour and a half of my life. Okay. Now, Twitter was a publicly traded company, and then after this right here, it's private. Okay. Does everybody understand that public private? All right? Your opinion matters here because you're a member

of the public. But then after a single owner took over, everybody can shut the up about Twitter. Okay, unless you have forty four billion dollars. It doesn't matter what you think, Trevor. What do you think about Twitter? I think it doesn't matter what you think, Trevor. Okay, Okay, yeah, I hate to do it. It doesn't matter what anybody thinks about Twitter.

All right. Now, here's what I think about Twitter. Elon Musk is having a tough time with Twitter right now, and Here's how we know that, Trevor, because everyone on Twitter is talking about Twitter. That's not good. Okay. It's like in my house when things are going great, I'm talking about the neighbors. But when my wife sits me down and says we need to talk about us, well, obviously she did something wrong. Okay. And everyone's questioning Elon's

decisions and what he's doing. But let's not forget the man has ten kids, right, you know, overwhelming that is. I have one kid. Last night my hair was in pigtails. I'm wearing lipsticks, singing the Frozen theme song. My son is seventeen years old. All right. The point is kids drive you crazy. I mean, look what Ellen did. He fired people. Now he's hiring the fired people back. He begged advertisers to stay. Now he's threatening them if they leave.

But but of course advertisers want to leave. Twitters getting too toxic. Can you imagine if you're a brand now you don't want to be on the timeline. It's like Nazi Nazi, cheese doodles Nazi Nazi. You at least wanted to be like cheese doodles Nazi Nazi Nazi. The tricky situation that Ellen finds himself in is that Twitter is private. Now, remember this is the part of the chart where I told us to shut the up, right, But it's a

platform that only runs on public opinions. So if everyone leaves Twitter better, it's worthless, which brings me to my hot tip. All right, if you have forty four billion, just keep it back. That's a great set for the people of forty four billion, Michael cost to everybody. All right. When we come back, Dasil will find out even more reasons to be worried about the election. Don't go away,

Welcome back to the Daily Show Actor. Two years of votes, of fraud, accusations and capital riots, it's no surprise that Americans have become less confident in their elections. But as Daisy Ltic discovers in her new series, America's election infrastructure maybe in even worse shape than you think. Hello again,

I'm Daisylidik. Elections they're a good gauge for measuring who your class considers the smartest, prettiest, and coolest, unless you're up against Rachel Pearson, who just brought everyone cupcakes because her dad is rich. But is our election system as full proof as we think, I continue to investigate in my ongoing pullits are grab of a segment vote demic

are crumbling election infrastructure Rachel. Previously I explored the paper shortage that could affect ballots this election, but something tells me that's not the only problem we're facing. I'm back with Tammy, a Democracy Fund Tammy. We gotta talk to find out what else could go wrong. So last time when we discussed pre election, what about election day itself?

What are we looking at? We don't have enough poll workers what so part of the challenge with poll workers is that we need hundreds of thousands of them every election, and in this moment, we have a lot of people that are saying they don't want to come back. Some of our former poll workers are aging out. We don't have as many young people stepping in. And part of that is because of the incivility that we have around

elections right now. People are being threatened and they're not really wanting to serve in a role where they subject themselves to um the onslaught of ridicule sometimes from their their fellow community members. Yeah, if they wanted to do that, they would become comedians just kidding, but Tammy's right. It's becoming harder and harder to find Americans to be poll workers. We have a poll worker shortage in this country. There's a poll worker shortage because of the constant barrage of

harassment at our office. A lot of us across the state are worried about how it will affect even poll worker recruitment. And under these conditions, why would anybody want to work the polls? In elections? It tends to really be all about the food. So if you talk to poll workers the election day pot luck, there's a pot luck, you will not believe their enthusiasm around the topic who should bring what? Who doesn't bring enough? I love a potla, I love a pot luck. I needed to find out

more about this pot luck poll worker problem. So I'm in Maryland, one of the many states with low poll worker numbers, to talk with election director Tracy Dickerson. Can you explain to me what a poll worker does? A poll workers our first line of defense. Without them, we can not run in an election. They check in voters, they issue ballots, and they also maintain the integrity part of the election. Do you ever, just for fun try to get people to vote one way or the other. No,

we don't do that. In here. We're election officials and we're on nonpartisan, nonpartisan, completely nonpartisan, absolutely not. We take it serious serious, we don't. We don't joke about that. And here, yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't joke. Stop winking. Okay, why are we experiencing poll worker shortage right now? It's it's hard to say. The atmosphere in elections has has to drastically changed. Some poll workers receive threats or when people come into vote, they get stuff thrown at them.

I don't know if that is an issue, but they're in dire need, and I believe they're in dire need across the country. Have you tried offering some perk stock options for own k, that sort of thing. Unfortunately that poll workers are only more or less volunteer, So people basically do it for their community because their job is so important you cannot run an election without them. Gosh, So would you say this is a thankless job or

an incredibly thankless job? Uh? Yeah, it's a thankless job because nobody thinks about it until it's an election year and they just assume that the polling places show up and that they're just there. Someone should come along and just say thank you. Just say thank you, and someone will because you deserve it. I appreciate that. Thank you. You're welcome. I heard that there's a pot luck happening where people bring a lot of delicious food. Is that?

Is that true? Absolutely? They actually set up full fledged banquet type meals. Is that free to the public? You know, it's basic. It's for the poll workers, right And how do I become a poll worker? You could sign up and take training. Damn it. I decided to give poll worker training a try and was loving a lot, But when it came to the most important part of poll working. I heard there was a pot luck situation. When did that start up? Does that start now? Could happen on

Monday night or election day? So that's not happening today today? Okay, So if pot lux aren't going to save democracy? What is My name is Joel? I'm a veteran and I'm also a board member with VET the Vote. What is VET the Vote? So? VET the Vote is a nationwide public awareness campaign to recruit a hundred thousand election poll workers this year. What have you learned from being a poll worker? You know, if anyone doubts like how polling stations are run or the outcomes of elections of like,

come in and see the process. You'll see like the two party integrity around every boding machine. I mean, if you come in the door skeptic, you're gonna leave a believer, guarantee. And coming from the military, a worker's kind of like the same thing. I mean, you're you're helping your community, not at the level of politics, but at the level of civics to make some democracy. I'm convinced. I wasn't actually convinced, but I'm a sucker for a power vest,

so I decided to finish my training. This is pretty high tech. This is some hacker stuff right here. We don't say that around here, all right. So this is a zero report, and this shows to the public that this machine has arrived at the polling place in the state that it left this building with zero votes. On this much paper is required to show zero votes. I know why there's a paper showing I may not have been able to fix our broken vote system, just like

this stuff like that. Okay, bro, good, But I will say that if voting goes smoothly in your County. You have a poll worker to thank every so much about this stage tun because when we come back International Comedy Superstar Game really great? Yea, we were joining on the show. You don't want to miss it. Great. Welcome up to the Day to show. My guest tonight is the first comedian to perform and sell out Dodger Stadium. He's yet to talk about his new stand up special Stadium Fluffy,

which is streaming now on Netflix. Please welcome Game, really glatter, Gabriel Iglesias, what's up? Welcome to the Data Show. Thank you. This is awesome. This is ridiculous, right, Yeah, it only took seven years. No, no, don't don't even try it with me. I don't even try it with you. I invited you from the moment I got this job. I was like, Yo, Fluff, are you gonna come on the show? You all maybe the busiest person in comedy that I know of, because you're always on the road. You're doing

massive shows, and now massive is an understatement. Let let's start with that. Congratulations first of all, not just selling out Dodger Stadium, selling it out twice. That's why does that? Everything feel like? Man? As far as I mean it's surreal. It's very surreal. It's like, you know, it's the biggest thing I've ever done, and I did it at home. You know. It was just it was the greatest night

of my life. And it was documented. That's beautiful. That isn't when you're performing, like, I would love to know because for those who don't know, So, Gabriel Glaciers is one of my favorite people in the world, like, not just as a comedian but as a human. When I first came to the US, right, he came to one of my shows. No one knew who I was. Came to one of my shows. Wait until everybody left. I

was like, ah, this guy's like a creep. Everyone was gone, and then he came on to me from the back of the room and he's like, hey, Trevor, and I was like yeah, and he's like, um, my name is Gabriel Glaciers. You don't know who I am, but I'm a comedian out here and I think you're very funny and i'd love for you to come on the road

with me. I know you're big in South Africa, but no one knows you here, so I don't want to offend you and you took me out on the road with you, and truly that maybe someone like some of my my favorite memories I've ever had in life. You took me to El Paso, Texas. You took me to Eerie, Pennsylvania, you took me to and so like, what I'd love to know is how it feels to perform, because what what what I love about your journey is there is no club you haven't been, and there's no theater you

haven't performed in all over the world. And now it's stadiums. Like what's different about a stadium that you love? And then what is the thing that you miss about a tiny little club? What's awesome about a stadium is first of all, just saying you're at a stadium, because it was like now you're like, oh, look at you like a Mexican te you know what I mean? The stadium. And then of course clubs it's very intimate, it's it's

it's instant, you know, it's right there. It's very very nice, and so there's of course you know, pros and constabulk, but I mean, I don't know where it's gonna go now, but I feel like it's only it's not just go. It's not even going up. You've been consistently successful every single year around the world. You know, as I started going to other countries, people would tell me they came to my shows because they saw us together doing something.

You've traveled to multiple countries, you know, way before other American comedians even have. What do you like? What do you think? You know? It is part of your success. Why do people love Fluffy? Someone even that name, like that nickname Fluffy has become synonymous. It's become a joyous nickname. I think it's just one of those you know what. I'm a fish out of water. I share stories. I try not to get in people's faces. It's always a good time. I'm not trying to preach to you. I'm

not trying to tell you what shot to take. I'm not trying to tell you who to vote for. I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life. I'm just sharing stories and people can relate to that. You have one of the most diverse audiences I've ever come across. You know, you bring people together. You've always enjoyed sharing your heritage. You know, you'll do jokes, some of them will be in Spanish, but then you'll play with English, You'll mess around in the audience. That's what

I loved about being on tour with you. When you look at the rest of the world, Now, do you still have places you dream of going to and performing in or have you done at all? I want to go to South Africa. I'll take you. I'm not I'm talking to this guy. I'm I'm telling the man. No, I've pretty much been everywhere, but South Africa has always been that we've never been. I've never been a South fluffy. We're gonna take your South Africa fluff people played games

I've never been. I would love to go, and I think you're the perfect person to take me. That's called the the other things you're doing in the world. Um, I feel like I hear your voice and everything from Space Jam to Poor Patrol to like I hear like your voice. You do a lot of voice, working a lot of voice. Yeah, covid man, I had to do something because you can do every voice as well. Yeah, I did a lot of I did like three movies from home during like you watched them, well, I did

three months. I did I recorded voice. I did voice over three three films while I was home. You know, you gotta be careful. You gotta be specific because if you say you work from home doing videos, they think you have an only fans or something. Right, Don't get me wrong. I could get paid doing that too. Okay, So so you got the movies. Um wait, I heard that you were all so working on a new show now, right, are you doing something else? Doing something for Netflix? Yes,

a new film called What's a Story? That you know? Well, you've got to give you context as well. You've got I mean, you've always been in love of Yes, I have. I have a couple of them. I didn't bring them because you know that. Yeah, freaking m but no, Yeah, this is this thing that's project I'm working on with the you know, the producer and writer of a film

called Book of Life and My and the three. We we got together George and we just we started coming up with this idea and uh, yeah, it's coming out next year hopefully, fingers crossed. I'm just that's like says yes, but sometimes they say no, But most of the time they say yes. Feel like everyone should say yes to you. You're one of the nicest, most wonderful human beings who've had the pleasure of meeting um. You're always kind to comedians,

you know when when they're on the road. You'll bring out comics who are struggling and then you'll give them a leg up. Audiences will get to know them. I would love to know who's the comedian who share you're like, not even a commute. Who's the person who like whenever you look back and go, man, if it wasn't for them, this journey wouldn't be the same. That's my mom. That's my mom. Yeah, she was the one who would always say help others, but at the same time she's like,

but that's too much help. Don't let him go, let him go. I mean early on, you know, it was one of those things where I just started, you know, going on the road, and no one told me to be nice to people. No one said hey, help this guy or take this person on the road, and was just like, you know when I when I came up to you, I knew you were hysterical and you seem really cool when I met you, So I said, hey, come on, you know you like taco bell, because you're gonna get a lot of it if you go on

the road and people think he's joking. So my favorite, my favorite part of being on tour with Fluffy was how we would eat so no, because we like we would we would eat at a different place. Remember I hadn't I hadn't eaten that most take out places in America.

And so we'd stop in all of these random cities and then every night Fluffy would look at me and he and and like those this joke that I was telling, Like one of the jokes we had the word no I mean in it, So then he'd be like, hey know, I mean that's what he'd call me, right, So it was like like flaffo, I mean. So we go there and he'd be like not, I mean, he'd be like, you want to get you want to get a taco bell? Then I was like, what's taco bell? And they'd be like,

you never had taco bell? And we went to Taco Bell. It was a group of us, but still we bought a hundred dollars worth of taco bell, which for those who like it was bags and bags and like you, I mean, I like, I walked out of talk. I felt like like that seeing Judie Robinson pretty woman. I've never had that much too, And I remember, like I walked back to the two and I looked at you, and you looked at me, and I just had the bags. You never lived like this. I've never lived like this.

I've never lived like this. It's it's been an absolute pleasure having you. I'm glad I could have you on because genuinely you've been you so busy. You basically came in just for this, which I appreciate. You know this is no genuinely this guy has like he changed my life. He's one of my favorite people in the world. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for being my life. Lafta first see the morn. I'll see you on the Lord now South Africa. Huf see on South Africa.

South Africa sent it on camera. So it's happening everyone, like I said, it's everybody. You'd quick all the right back after this, Well, let's to night fun before we go. Tomorrow is election day, so if you haven't already make your plan to vote, you can find your polling location at vote dot org. So get on out there and

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