Marlon Wayans Unpacks Tucker Carlson's Scathing Trump Texts | Derrick “D-Nice” Jones

talk about Fox News. The dealer with a big lawsuit right now, and because of it, a bunch of Fox News hosts had to give up all their private texts. So we've been finding out what they really think about Donald Trump, and it's hilarious. According to court documents, host Tucker Carlson texted a producer on January fourth, twenty twenty one, we are very very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. Referring to Trump, Carlson says, I hate

him passionately. I can't handle much more of this. Carlson added, we're all pretending we've got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it's been is too tough to digest. But come on, there really isn't an upside to Trump. Oh that's fighting large all white don't white crime. Let's go all right. I know this looks bad, but their makeup sex is gonna be so much hotter. You know, this is so embarrassing for Fox News. If they want to keep their ship quiet, they should do what the

crack dealers do. Use a payphone. Yo it sucker, listen, Black lives matter, he really do? All right, hit me back on my burner. I'm enjoying this though. I've never seen someone's private text that was so opposite from the public persona. This is like finding out NICKI helly has a black sin. She got texts like, oh hell no, y'all ain't coming at him riding like that starry booboo. But if I'm being honest, I do feel for Tucker a little because this brutal when your private shiit talk

gets put out and open like that. It actually happened to my brothers just this week. All right, Let go, Vaughan. I just flew in from that land this week, and

I'm glad I wasn't on this play. United flight twenty six O nine was just forty five minutes from landing in Boston, I will kill every man on the plane, when prosecutors say, thirty two year old Francisco Torres went on an incoherent rant after trying to open one of the plane's emergency exits, taking over plane, tell them to break squat to shoot me down, then rushing and stabbing a flight attendant with a spoon he'd broken in the laboratory.

Fellow passengers quickly tackled and subdued him. Wow, that ship was crazy. You know. My favorite part was how nobody did it anything to the very end. The guy in the I'll see he just got up to let the dude buy like ahead the lague. Oh you're back ey here you Oh you need a spoon? Here you go, bro. It was funny. It's once they saw the guy had a spoon, everyone got real brave. Everyone was like, oh my god, he got a life. Oh shit, that's a spoon.

Came up, come here. Always better on black mother, Always better on black mother. Thank you. And you could tell this guy who's gonna do something because he got those crazy eyes. You know, they should have flagged this guy before he got on the plane. TSA gotta be like, they gotta stop racial profiling, and stop crazy profiling. I'm sorry, sir, I can see your entire eyeball like a muppet. You cannot get on this plane. I'm sorry. Let's move on. Some news out of social media. There's a new filter

on TikTok and it's gonna mess you up. A new beauty trend going viral on TikTok, the bold glam look that's causing a stir because of its drastic filter. I just woke up. This is not what I look like right now. This filter should be illegal. Here's the real mesh. And then there are those who believe filters like this are setting unrealistic standards of beauty for young girls or creating a sense of false advertising. God damn, that's not a filter. That's witchcraft. Come on, TikTok, you don't even

a filter like this. Really, they have technology to make people look hotter. It's called the Killer. If you ask me, it's the scariest thing I've seen on social media since any post by chet Hanks, who sucker your mama duty sick? Put your grinding greens. I'm sorry, tom reader, I only have one more day. I promised. That's all, but real talk though these filters have got it all wrong. The truth is everyone is beautiful, beautiful people. We know that

shit ain't true. Don't tell the others that, although he'd be here to revolt, we are all gorgeous. In fact. For get a beauty filter. I want to ugly filter. I want to filter that makes me look worse, gives me asks me up my face. Then when people meet me in real life, they'll be I pressed. They'll be like, damn, marlin, you really cleaned up all your cold saucers gone and everything. Look. We need to ask ourselves two questions. How can we make women less self conscious about the way they look?

And how can we make men more self conscious about the way they love? Because men will confidently send the ugliest pictures of them nicks to anybody. It's pouring lit, bad, angle, crooked and shit skinny in the middle, look like a rancid slim gym. Can someone please teach us how to feel shame? And Finally, Today's International Women's Day, and here's how the world's top feminist organization is celebrating. Betel is also celebrating International Women's Day with seven new role models.

The new Barbie lineup was inspired by the likeness of female leaders in stem fields from around the world. The company hopes the role models, including former YouTube CEO Susan Wachiski and UK space scientists Doctor Maggie added in Pocock, will inspire the next generation of girls to pursue their passions, despite women being underrepresented in stem fields. This is so important. Kids learn so much from their toys they play with. You want them to have scientists dolls and see old

dolls that cansisder each other. From all this story, we turned to Dasilidik Dass International Woman's Day, going well, thank you for asking. It started out so great this morning. The random guy who usually yells nice ass instead yelled I respect your nice ass and this is why we march. So yeah, I was feeling pretty good. I mean least until I saw this Barbie story. Wait, you don't like these brand new Barbies, but they're so accomplished. They got

scientists and they got a YouTube ceo. Oh yeah, equally great role models. You could be a scientist who helps humanity, or you could design a YouTube algorithm that says, hey, kids, if you like Peppa Pig, you'll love qan On Okay, that's fair. But some of them adopters and engineers, and one of them as a professor. Yeah, I know, they're all so successful, those barbies. Yeah, it's bad enough. Barbie

was always hotter. Now she's smarter than me too. I want a doll that makes me feel bad about my body, not my mind. So you're saying we should get rid of these barbies. Well no, i'd not necessarily, But why can't we also have some mediocre barbies who don't make us feel pressured, right, mediocrity. Not every barbie has to be a girl boss. Let's have a barbie who's a paralegal at a midsized law firm, or one who works

the lunch shift at a just salad. There is nothing wrong with barbies who are just trying to make it through the day. Barbie is supposed to be aspirational. No, no, marlin, they're not. Give me a barbie who's okay with letting five thousand emails pile up in her inbox. Okay, the barbie who spilled coffee on her shirt, But no, she can still get another day out of it if she

puts a blazer on top. The barbie who spends are Friday nights in bed binge watching vander Pump Rules Duncan carrot sticks into a jar of peanut butter, and letting her kids drive themselves to taekwondo. For the love of God, stop judging me, Marlin, I wasn't. But those do feel very specific. You're specific. My point is they don't all have to be rock stars. You think every ken is a Nobel Prize winning aeronautical engineer. No, he's just a man with a car and a pubic mound, and we

all accept him. That's what I want, the dream of every woman to be as successful as an average white man doesn't like running achieving their dreams. I'm sorry, are you man explaining my dreams to me on International Women's Day? I wasn't kind of feel I feel like you want to. I swear I was not. I think Dazzyldeck. Please, I I promise you I wasn't. I wasn't. All right, when we come back, we'll ask you what you think about the oscars. Don't go away, let me welcome back to

the Daily Show. The oscars are this weekend, So I thought I hit the streets and asked the good people in hallm which movies they think should win. Take a look, Fostball. Are you a movie ball? Yes? Are you excited about the Oscars? Hey? Yeah? Which movie you think we'll win the Best Picture this year? Do you think it will be though Avatar or one of the movies? I don't give a shit about one of the the movies. You don't

give a shit about. Describe everything everywhere, all at once, everything, all the way, beautiful, beautiful, God's given, God's given, God's blessed. Did you see the movie No, the movie Talked? You know what it's about. Sounds like there's some black and sticking, so it's like a hard movie. Yeah. What do you think about women talking? Women talking? Yeah? I mean you have women talking all the time. Don't what you think

the movie women talking will be talking about. I am trying not to get as confused as to what women would be talking about, but women can talk about anything. Would you take your women to go see women talking? I don't even think she would want to see women talking unless it's her friends. But would she be talking while the women are talking? Definitely? Right, definitely I hate

that lemen talking. Yes, some guy got nominated this year for impersonating others can you show me your best impersonation of others? Like? You know, I just I could do the dance move it. I just want to rock. I just want to rock. If you had to do with Elvison pression, what would have been? I was never doing right? My man? Do you think there's enough black people nominated this year? Absolutely? How many is nominated this year? I think like three? Two? Do you know how many black

people want my oscars? About twenty? All? Right, name me ten. I can't even name ten. Name seven? Can names name three? I can't name three? But you know twenty black people want oscars? Okay? I like our Oscar? Right ours is giving y'all the property y'all Jesus, Okay, you tell my brother people. So I was assist Okay? So how the black actors out there in Hollywood that are nominated? Who else do you think should be nominated? Uh? For an

Oscar and all the black guys? Handsome? You don't come the tall, good looking, funny but not over the top, but can be over the top if you actually make him in that situation. Kevin Hard, Yeah, you ain't funny and everything you're right now, you're not funn out everything, which movie was a most unfunny him. He was in one of them corny ships I I can't remember right now, but it was corny man. Okay, little man, little man was a ship man come back a little man far too.

If you had to pick a movie to win an Oscar, which one would you care? What's the name of that? When y'all was in um playing them girls White? Yeah, I think we should have want to Oscar for that. You should win anything for everything you do. Thank we love him, don't we love you? Don't hold him some oscars, Give him to them, represent him, give him what he desires. Look at the people out here, they're so happy. Here

we go. We gotta give him all this, some energy like he gives up all lou here and let m do this and Oscar ghost. All right, stay tuned because when we come back, D Nice will be joining me on the show, So don't go away. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is a DJ and a record producer who's wildly popular club Quarantine saved all our lives during the pandemic. Please give it out for my brother DJ d I D alright, D Nice? What's up? Man? That is the perfect name. I never asked you how

did you come up with the name D Nice. You know, back in the eighties everybody was Ice mixed Master Ice And when we recording our first song South Bronx Scotland Rock accidentally called me D Nice Wow, And now I just kept it. I used to be M Ski because Nice Ski that's my tag up name. I was terrible and tagging it would just be like a stick figure. Um, what was some of the names that you had before?

Like before D Nice was the failed names? I was D Money that works, be money yeah, but that doesn't work. During COVID everybody people are losing jobs. He read three, we ain't going on you know, no no, But that was it. Though I actually started in hip hop, man, I was pretty fortunate. Like the first thing that I did in hip hop was work with BDP. So how did that happen? How did you first start? Bredpe yes? The teacher, the teacher, the teacher, the philosopher. I love

my philosopher, but how did that happen? So? Um? Caress carress One lived in the men shelter in the Bronx. DJ Scott l Roc was the social work in the Bronx. My cousin was a security guard at the men shelter and I was like fifteen and yes, no, no, no, Robot was he was just down with the group, the Scot cousin. We called him. Shout out to Robo, shout out to Rob. He knows Rob. Anyway, I walked over with some food and then you know, you know, he was like, hey, I want to introduce you to someone,

and he introduced me to Scott l. Rock. God loves you, God loves me man everything nickname I ain't just happening. And then he gifted you to Caress One. And you want to know my struggles that I'm like, I was a wind to my mama tried to get rid of me, but I lived anyway. Sean try to drown me and showed the Kim des Dame and Keenan starting for a week. Damon beat me, um, and it just damed me strong. Um. There's a lot of you though you're a game, but

you know what's dope. Like I love the fact that, like my family, like I never had to run with a lot of dudes. You know how you're VI and Lebronx whatever you have to run with certain dudes. I never had to ruin nobody. I got my brothers. I just let I want cool cool, and it's a problem. It's a problem. Let me ask you. I mean, we've known each other a very long time. Yes, we met on the set of I'm Gonna Get Your Son and Get You Sucking. Yes. I think we were like the

youngest people on the set. We were babies. I had no hair. I looked like a shaved weasel like and you didn't have no hair. We look at look at you. That's that what they look at. Um. I wanted to rob you of that jacket so bad. Now look at me, look at me. Yeah, I love this. Look at Sean. Puberty was nowhere on that set. No, no, not at all. But man, how did how did y'all wind up doing that? I know my brother called my brother loved bdp Yes, yes, and then he reached out to us. We were on

tour with like Eric being rock Cam. Yeah. I was young on that tour, bro, I was like seventeen, eighteen years old and we were While we were on tour, Keenan reached out and said he didn't he wanted us to do the do a song from from the film. So I worked on the beat on the tour of US and ended up being a song using the movie Yeah Jack of Spain, Jack to Jack Jack Stop, We look old um. Club Quarantine man, you know you really say our lives with that? Yeah, and like this this

is the third year anniversity. It's funny. When you first started doing it, I would always show up and I just wanted to shout out. I was like, you was like shouting out Oprah and you shouting out Obama was in there one time. I was like being over here, let me. I'm gonna do so, I'm gonna soccer and and then one day he was like, mall ways. I was like, yes, street cred um, what are you planning on doing with that? Um? Now? Oh CQ. So the

third anniversary of Club Quarantine, which is so crazy. We've been doing this for three years together us next Friday music man, So you know, we're doing the CQ three anniversary next Saturday, March eighteenth at the Apollo Theater. I wanted to bring it home, okay, and so I'm pretty excited about that. But but I'm also excited that during the daytime, we're doing something really cool. You know what effected people during the quarantine was how do you say

for a pandemic? So I'm doing something UM called the abc q's which is um it's a financial literacy seminar during the daytime with Chase and to just kind of teach people about, you know, financial literacy and saving and building road on your positivity in the morning. Man, I was like, I was like, how do you drink more wine? Very simple? You're into hip hop? And I wanted to ask a hip hop aficionado a couple of things. One is, who's in your top ten? What's your mount rushmore Man? One?

I think it's unfair to have a top ten, you know, like it's every every generation is different. But if I had to select ten people, Um Jay would be every Ja Naws, Big Um, who else? Rock Hills, Carassi. You gotta put Buster in there. I would put Buster there. Gotta put Buster. That's eight. I love eminem That's nine. And you know, to be honest with you, I'm a big Queen Latifa fan. Yeah, he's very politically correct. He's wrappering for International Woman's Day. You're a smile. You're a smile.

I noticed you always got a hat on why you got a nice head? You know what I mean. You know, I got a nice head. I'm just saying, man, you know, like I don't know the hat became a thing. I've always warned a hat because I started to lose my hair prematurely, you know, like I was on a set sixteen years old, my hair like twenty eight. Man, Man, I need to wear a hat. I really didn't like to shape my head. But the hat thing doing quarantine

was actually an accident. No, but this is cool, like you got you got a nice head like some dudes they ain't got a nice head. Like like, I don't befriend him because if he ever ever seen Neo without his hat on, I'm like, oh you were thinking? But I have read Leo know his heads messed up. Every time I've seen what I has had on, I just want to load him in a gun. Um, we we all lost the hip hop community. Uh we lost one.

Um true boy. So h Daylight just started streaming um their music, So please go make sure you check out De La Soul. The brothers are streaming now. Yes, yes, what what did Daylight Soul mean to you? Daylight Soul? What do they mean to me? Yeah? What do you think they mean? You hit him of expression, right, you know, they've always been free with their look, the clothes, the music, the lyrics. They were always something different, right you know. So as DJ j as He Jeff would say, we

got a bubble wrap Daylas Soul. Absolutely know they truly are like an amazing talent. Um. I feel like for me, day La Soul like growing up in the hood, Daylas Soul, like there's this music, hip hop, a lot of hip hop rock can America b was for brothers in the hood. Day Las Soul was for brothers like me that was trying to get out the hood, you know what I mean. Like they spoke to like you know that the other side, like you know, come on, I was trying to get

out of the hood too, too. Okay, there you go. I'm telling nobody. We po tell nobody. I'm trying to get out the hood. Day Soul for all the brothers. I was getting chased by the brothers. That music sounded like that, that sounded that the show. He was like, oh that poor hip hop. It's been around fifty years the years, yeah like our age, Yeah yeah ye. Why do you think it had such an impact so soon? It's only fifty years. Like rock and roll been around

way longer. Hip hop is pretty young. Why do you think it had such an impact? I mean, just from my experience being in the hip hop. A lot of what I learned, you know, growing up, that they didn't teach in schools, I learned from the records. You know.

It was like, so I feel you know, I didn't know much about I'll be honest with you, I didn't know much about black history until I started listening to Public Enemy and Chuck D and Caress, you know, Like, so I felt I feel like hip hop was definitely like the CNN of like the inner city community, you know, and we kind of needed that. And I think it just resonated with all these kids. You know, we started feeling rebellious back then, like the string, you know what.

I feel proud about myself. It made you feel positive, no matter how much negativity we were going through. It just it uplifted you. I was always aspirational. Uh as are you my brother? Um? Thank you for coming out. I appreciate you. I love you. UM, thank you to bro. What do you let me ask one a question before I got before you go? What do you think hip hop's going to next, man, I don't think that I can even answer that question, And the next fifty is what do you think? I don't know, man, I just

hope that it continues to grow. Hey, I gotta be honest. I'mody, you don't. I don't know what be nice? Yo, loove love me to day and you go along, Bo, that's our show. Thank you. But before we go through, please please for me consider supporting the Hudson Guild, the multi service community center that offers diverse programming for people in Chelsea and along Manhattan's West Side. They helped the Wayand's family. I would have no immunization or teeth if it wasn't

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