John Leguizamo Breaks Down Trump’s Rally in Waco, Texas | Ana Navarro

was a test, y'all. Oh my god, I have a lot to teach y'all this week. But never mind, we got a great show for y'all tonight. So let's get into the headlines. Okay, let's kick things off with Donald Trump. That's right, the man so bad at sex he pays people not to talk about it. Yep, we're still all waiting for the cops to arrest him for lying about

his affair with a point Start. But until then, he's continuing his presidential campaign and staying focused on the important issues like lying about his affair with the point start. Former President Trump used his first official campaign rally in Wago, Texas to denounce the legal threats against him. People see it's bullshit, and they go and they say it's unfair.

The District Attorney of New York, under the auspices and direction of the Department of Injustice in Washington, DC, was investigating me for something that is not a crime, not a mystere mean, not an affair. I never liked horse face. I never liked I know, it's just not that's terrible thing. That wouldn't be the one. There is no one. We have a great first lady, Wow, wow, nice saved bro. You could actually see his brain try to turn the

car around and his mouth was driving. I didn't have an affair, and I've never had an affair, and I'm actually I actually never had sex because you know, I'm a virgin and the best and biggest virgin ever. By the way, I do the worst Trump impersonation. I suck at doing Trump, but yeah. Over the weekend, Trump kicked off his twenty twenty four campaign in Waco, Texas. I love that Trump's running for office and from the law

at the same time. How great is that He's gonna be the first presidential candidate who's gonna be giving speeches from his getaway car. Oh yeah, my fellow Americans, you've got a low lead in fleshhead. We got to get a handle on China and most galling. You have to crack down a crime. You're never turn me alive your page. Yeah. I think my Trump depersonation is getting better, don't you. Yeah, just being nice. I know I love him, all right,

let's move on to international news. Two weeks ago, the French government raised the retirement age from sixty two to sixty four, setting off a wave of sometimes at violent protests. And while the protests definitely focus attention on the issue, at this point, they've been going on for so long that they've become part of the how do you say the ambiance? Take a look at this viral video from France. Diners in the city of Bordeaux, unfazed by demonstrators protesting

against recent changes to the retirement age. Even with a raging fire nearby, these people are still managing to enjoy their wine in conversation at an outdoor cafe. Man, these people are so chill. I won't even sitting next to the bathroom in a restaurant like that, and they're getting a table next to a riot. But hey, the French aren't going to let a little fire get in the way of having an affair with another man's wife. Yeah, but while you're French and you're offended, could begin. But

I guess I'm not surprised. If you want to scare the French, you've got to do something really terrible, like put wine in a box. What is this, hardspis? I said, horse, not horse. Okay, just okay, Yeah, I'm not getting canceled because of y'all. All right. The only unacceptable seat in a French cafe is sitting next to American tourists. I demand another table. They all the California and Bougelas I'd

rather sit in. You know, I hope that couple's not on their first day because that's gonna be hard to top. Imagine in five years, she's gonna be like, you never take me to violent protests anymail. All right, now, let's move on to another story. When I first started talking with people about guest hosting the Daily Show, I said, you know, what I really want to do is spot like some great latinos American society. And I think, yeah, because because I think it's so important to use my

position to uplift la rasa, you know, boto. So so let's spend the wheel and see who our first subject is going to be. Wow. Yeah, no, no, it's well George Santo's God help me. Well, well, you know, you know what, to be fair, we can't really take blame for this guy because we don't even know if he's really Latino or not. Okay, oh right, so what do

you do now? Congressman George Santo struck a deal with prosecutors in Brazil to settle a charge that he defrauded a shop clerk out of thirteen hundred dollars worth of clothing and shoes. Under the deal, Santos will formally confess to the two thousand and eight crime and pay damages to the victim. Lawyer for Santos requested the deal in lieu of a trial, arguing that Santos is now gainfully

employed and resocialized. Those are his words. In twenty ten, the congressman told police that he wrote bad checks from a check folk that he stole from an elderly man who his mother was caring for in order to purchase the items. Wow. What a gigantic ass, which I know Brazilians are usually into, but not like this. Oh that offends you? Come on in the way. You have to respect Santos though a lot of Republicans just want to end social security. But Santos has the balls to take

an old man's wallet directly from his pocket. He actually stole from an elderly man his mother was caring for. And that's on top of stealing from a homeless veteran's dying dog. Is there no atom? Is there nothing too low for this guy? George Thompson sees a Make a Wish kid and he says he's, oh, that's a jackpot. And finally, let's chick it on Florida because you know they're at it again. Oh yeah. Last week, a principle was forced to resign after parents complained that a sixth

grade teacher showed a pornographic photo of Michelangelo's David. Like, I know you're saying to yourselves, how is this controversial? It's Michelangelo for crying out love. But this is Florida, and Florida Floridian parents there are like, I don't care which ninja turtle carved it. You guys are shark. You guys are shark. Do you know how backward you seem when people in the fifteen hundreds seem more progressive said

than you. Medieval people's idea of medicine was drilling a hole in your skull and pumping it full of mercury. And Floridians, Floridians are going, these guys are just too sophisticated for us, you know. And the David is a problem. They're really going to have a problem with the Venus de Milo. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Not because of the breast, but because, if you know your art history, she originally had two dicks for arms. Obviously, you people are art historians. Looking.

If they're going to ban any biblical figure, it should really clearly be Jesus. I mean, look at him in that boy pose hanging on the cross. Okay, I'm sorry, guys, excuse me one minute. Please, Oh bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I called Jesus a but I know I'm gonna rod in hell. But the writers made me do it. I swear, I swear is the writers all right? For more on this story, if you go live to Florence, Italy,

where Ronnie Chang is standing in front of the job. Yes, I mean hit in front of David, who, from the looks of things, just got out of a cold shower. I mean, I knew people in the past wal smaller, but god damn, I mean, even if you're justice pets for inflation, is still a little underwhelming, all right. I mean, look at that. His his balls are longer than his dick. I've never seen a guy that can tidy for himself

with his own nuts. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, come on, come on, man, We're here to talk about education, not body shame of biblical figure. Are you telling me this isn't small? Come on, man, I mean, I mean, I don't know. I thought that was pretty big, all right, medium at least? Oh yeah, yeah, John, this is medium. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty sure. This is why they invented the telescope during a Renaissance, so they could see this dude's dick. Ronnie, Ronnie. This is

one of the most iconic works of all time. It's the Michael Jordan of nudes. Everyone thinks it's great. Yeah, of course, because every guy who sees it is thinking, oh, thank god, I got thot doing too bad. I mean, this statue is a huge confidence booster. Bro, Bro, you gotta stop focusing on the day. Come on, don't you think it's messed up that you can't even show a statue in Florida schools? Now? No, it's wife Florida rocks refused to be cultured in any way. Books, band, renaissance,

art band, reruns of Queer Eye Band. Basically, if you can't shoot it or drive a monster truck over it, Florida thinks is gay and therefore a band. Don't you think this is bad for the kids. I mean they've lost their great opportunity to be inspired by art. Are you kidding me? John? Florida kids have the greatest opportunity right now. If your school board it's so stupid that they think the statue of David is pornographic, you get

convinced that anything is inappropriate. Yo, Florida kids, tell your parents that Algebras too woke? All right, mob. This number also identifies as a letter identified ass a letter, So it's the same with chemistry. Just tell your parents you found all that oxygen is made out the same adams bonded together, so every time you'll breathe, it's gay chemistry band. Ronnie, hold on, hold on, that's gonna backfire on those kids. Come on, they're not gonna graduate without knowing anything. Oh

they won't know anything. Oh, don't worry. They can always get a job on the Florida school Board. Thank you, Thank you, Ronnie chatting everybody? All right, when we come back, I'll show you my worst audition tape. So don't go away, y'all. Welcome for the Daily Show. Yo. I'm so excited to host this week. And as I always say, it's such an honor to be a voice for Latinos on TV and film. But as I also always say, I wish the honor wasn't so rare. Hollywood still struggling with representation

on screen. According to a twenty twenty study by the usc Adenburger Inclusion Initiative, Latino performers appearing in only five percent of speaking roles in twenty nineteen's top one hundred movies despite being eighteen percent of the total US population. I mean, yeah, I mean it's crazy. Latinos are almost twenty percent of the country, but we're barely represented in film and television, especially since every movie last year took place in the multiverse. Come on, you're telling me there

ain't one to mentioned that's in the heights more. And then when there is a good Latino role, it's going to people like James Franco. Well, guess what if white people can take our roles, I'm gonna take theirs. That's right. When they do the TV series based on Gwyneth Paltrow's ski accident trial, I'm gonna be Goingneth Paltrow, he hit me. He hit me so hard he knocked the egg right out of my vagina. Try not to visualize that. Please. The truth is, I myself have faced this type of discrimination.

I mean, I can't tell you how many times in my career I've been told at auditions that I sound to Latino, not Latino enough, that Latinos don't want to watch all Latino's, all sorts of madness. Sometimes I wish I could put all those casting directors and executives into one room and bring you guys in with me, just to hear the kind of shit that I've been told. Luckily, it turns out the Daily Show has the technology to do just that. And you're gonna be all right, I

promise you. And see that was quite spectacular, John, Thank you so much, thank you, thank you. I appreciate it. I'm impressed. You're very articulate. Oh yeah, and no accent full sentences. Huh, John, I almost forgot you're not white. Oh yeah, me too, me too. And can you imagine if you were white, superstar alert, you'd be one of the big white guys like Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Tom Hardy Spitball. Have you thought of changing your name to

Tom Tom like Wasazama? Oh yeah? Or how about a Tom leg with Tom would do a double Tom thing? You know, I don't know. I like that, Hey Tom Tom mash or something. If you do a little more Latin, yes, yes, yes, but but also also less Latin, So waiting more or less Latin exactly? Just do what you did in a George Lopez show. I'm not I'm not on your doorge Lopa show, or I try I might be thinking of George Lopez. It's don't understand what you mean by do

it less Latin. Well, John, Latin people don't want to see Latin people. They want to see white people, white people named Tom. Well, you know how there's Hot Saltza and Mile Sauza. Will people want to catch him. Well it speaking of anybody you want to hit? Oh? Hell yeah, chucked me? Got you all? That's ficy? What's in the tomato? All right? Right about this from the top, and this time John can do us a version that's a little more. You know, Street aren't playing a doctor, a Latin doctor. Yeah,

but who's not Latin? Oh but hold this, Panna just in case. Oh you're welcome. Hey, what the hell's wrong with you? Guys dom saying hey, hey, wait wait jo is loco? All right, all right, stay tuned because when we come back, my homegirl, the outspoken Anna Navar will be joining me on the show. So don't go away, by y'all. Welcome back to The Daily Show, my guest tonight as an Emmy nominated co host of The View. She's also a CNN political commentator and one of the

most badass latina's walking this planet. Please welcome Anna Navarro. Do you because you're gonna look at that a Latina, guess and the Latino host to the people at So people at home, you're not watching only be shown. It's okay, it's still a Daily Show. Listen. Part of me wants you're not to emphasize that because I'm afraid immigration might show up at any moment. Yeah, and then again, and then I remember Donald Trump's no longer president. We ain't

getting deported, right. I love as you start right out of you go out it right out of the gate. I love that about your Listen. It's only taken ten hosts for them to have a Latino host who's PLC. I wasn't luntin. I'm really happy that I'm here, and I always I'm always grateful to you because you do. You are so consistent. You've been consistent your entire life and l elevating voices. I thank you, thank you. Listen, it's taken ten. Let's not up. Yeah, yeah, I'm not

going to start. There's no way we can look at this great audience that we got here. Yeah. They love it when you toss it to them. They just work to themselves on camera anyway. You know, Republicans are so good at coming after latinos. I mean they go to our WhatsApp, they go to our Spanish stations. They throw in the trigger words like a socialism and authoritarianism. Why are the Democrats falling behind? What? Why? Why are the Democrats not coming after us. Listen. I think first of all,

they take it for granted, right. I think a lot of people thought, you know, they're not gonna vote for Donald Trump. They I mean, that's the alternative that they're going to vote for the Democrats. And that's not the way to do it. Also, people need to understand, and I don't know how long we have to say this, you can't show up six weeks before an election, and

you have to show up. And this is the same for African Americans, for Latinos, for any group put into the group, show up at the last minute and expected dat them and they have to fight hard against this socialism, communism type of label. I remember Joe Biden getting asked at a town hall BC town hall. I remember him getting asked, you know, your opponent, Donald Trump says that you're a socialist? Are you a socialist? And he laughed, He laughed, and he said, do I look like a socialist?

Now I get where he's coming here. Right. If somebody said to me, Anna, you know, are you a Martian? I would laugh too. But we need more than laughter. We need him to come back with it. We need him to fight back. You know what we need him to say, we need him to say. Let me tell you what socialists do. They attack the free press, They attack political opponents, attack private businesses. Guess who's doing that in America today? Right? Right? Right? See, gee, you know

what's happening. You know what, you know what time it is. That's why I love talking to you, because you know what is going on. Um. Also, how we get divided sometimes Latino people get divided? Is it us doing it? Is it them doing it to us? I mean Nicaragan's Cubans, Columbians, Puerto Ricans. Aren't we stronger together and better together? It's like I don't we know how to do math? Listen by themselves. Cubans are three and a half percent, right,

Mexican Americans are eleven percent together. And guess what if we build alliances with other groups like African Americans, we are unstoppable. Black and brown together, man, Black and brown together was so strong together. Why aren't we getting together? The Black Caucus, the Latino Caucus in DC? We also need the gay call us because we need to accessorize.

Oh yeah, but we You know what we need to understand as different communities is that we can't fall victim we can't fall prey to Let's compete for the same small piece of pie. No, damn it, Give me a bigger piece of pie so that we can eat. And we need to understand that we rise upwards together. Absolutely, it's too easy to pit us against each too easy, and we have to and not only we have a problem, because not only the problem is that we get focused on Uh did they cross the border? Did the border

cross us? Were they political refugees or are they economic refugees? Were they rich before the revolution in Cuba Venezuela and the Karawa, or that they come here because they were poor? Who cares? There's much I know, John, Yeah. The people who hate you, the people who hate me, don't care, Papa. They don't care how much of your DNA came from Spain or how much of it came from Indigenous America. They care that you're a Latino and they want to

otherize us. So as as soon as and the quicker we realize that and that we have to band together and fight against discrimination, bigotry together, the more powerful we will be and not fall prey. Yes, baby, that's why I love you, because you bring the truth to Bruze it. Yeah. Together, We're gonna do it. Dabynet, Money, Dad, systemhood and unity Together, We're gonna do it. In congratulations on your new show.

Thank you do that. You focus on the different groups and you say we all yeah, we are all all better together, stronger together. Absolutely, thank you of our for the best, amazing, amazing. You should have check out the view weekdays on Avery two. Okay, we're gonna take a quick pea break, but we'll be right back after this because I've been drinking too much. Damn Puffy. That's our shock of the night. But before we go, please consider

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