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We've got a really really interesting show for you tonight. The January six hearings are kicking off tomorrow, so we'll finally find out if Donald was a bad president. Also, Saudi Arabia is this membering the p GA, and Europe is telling Apple that they're no longer in charge. Plus in Man Vellani a k a. Miss Marvel herself is going to be joining us on the show. So let's first people, it's a fright into today's headline light. Let's kick things off with January six. That's why your uncle
is calling you from a prison phone. January six wasn't just a way for Q and on members to get their steps in. It was the culmination of a high level plot to overturn the election results. And now, after a year of gathering evidence and speaking to over one thousand witnesses, the January six Committee in Congress is ready
to spoil the t on what actually went down. The primetime hearings, the January sixte said to take their case to the American public how they planned to argue that Donald Trump and his supporters planned insurrection in an effort to overturn the presidential election. The committee and its members really want these hearings to be blockbuster Watergate style hearings, and they are meticulously crafted. They're trying to make sure
that this does not look like other congressional hearings. Maryland Rep. Jamie Raskin has said that he expects that the hearings will blow the roof off of the house. Yeah, that's right. The January six hearings are starting tomorrow, and every broadcast network, every cable news network is going to be covering this obviously except Fox. Yeah. Yeah, They're gonna be spending all night talking about the real culprits. Why is nobody talking
about how Congress has too many doors? If there was only one door in and out this never would have happened. The crowd would have peacefully dispersed after hanging Mike Pence. Huh. You know who's gonna be torn about the coverage of this, Donald Trump? Yeah, because think about on the one hand, he doesn't want anyone to know what he did on January six, But on the other end, you know, he would love his hearings to get the highest ratings of all time. You know it. He's gonna be out there like,
don't watch the hearings, folks. The fank news is saying I overthrew the government, which I didn't do. But it was the biggest overthrow of all time. But I didn't do it. I didn't do it at all. What's the hearings deal too, you'll see. So the Democrats are hoping that these hearings are gonna finish Trump off the same way that water Gates finished off Nixon. But the differences those Watergate hearings happened back in the nineteen seventies. That
was a different time. They only had what three channels back then. Yeah, Americans only choice for entertainment in nineteen seventy three was either watching the Watergate hearings or chain smoking. In between heart attacks. That's all they could do. And I'll tell you this now. If the Democrats want everyone to watch, if they want Americans to pay attention, they
can't just have their regular boring ass hearings. You know, you know those hearings, the way they act like they just up the bombshell and the rest of us have no idea why. But you'll never believe what happened next. The White House Council emailed the Chief of Staff and he BC Seed, the assistant White House Council. Wait, what why are all the cameras leaving? What's going on? What's going on? No? No, what they need to do you want people to watch in America is you have to
spice things up. You know, have a kiss cam going for the witnesses. Yeah, get Shakira to do a half time show. Oh oh you know what they should just get sex involved. I'm gonna say it's Yeah, that's what made the Bill Clinton scandal so big. Yeah, you gotta give people sex stuff like I don't know, like that guy who stole the podium did he have sex with it afterwards? Or that guy who dressed in the animal skins. That was a sex thing, right, that had to be
a sex thing. You know. Actually, I've been thinking about this hard and I figured it out. Americans like entertainment. Congress wants Americans to pay attention to politics. Those two don't mix. But there is one person who can make political machinations interesting for the masses. It's only one man, Lynn Manuel Miranda how could have red head right when she would not support it. Brick the water to get into the capital supported blowing order in the room where
it happens, the room where it happens. But we don't talk about broom no no no, Hi five burning five Hai five. Right. Let's move on to some international news, because while America is trying its hardest to preserve its democracy, Europe is tackling major problems of its own iPhone charges. The European Union is officially adopting a common charger, the USB C that's the type of charger already used in most Android phones and other devices. All electronics sold in
the EU will have to use a USB sport. That's in order to reduce cable clutter and electronic waste. Apple has their own proprietary charger, and they say the proposed rule could render as many as a billion devices obsolete. All really, Apple, you're mad about a change coming out of nowhere that's going to render a billion devices obsoletes. Oh that's funny because I've got to draw a full
of wine headphones that agree with you. Bill Good And you know, Apple claims, they claim that this new regulation is going to hurt them financially, but guys, let's be real. Apple always finds a way to win. You know, they have the regulation, but they will find a way to spin this into making money even if it off of this thanks to the EU. Your old phone is obsolete now, and in the old days you might have just thrown
it into the garbage, but not anymore. Introducing the eye garbage lot in a new way to throw out your phone. It's basically a regular garbage can, but like it's got round edges and it's kind of shiny. Anyway, it's a thousand dollars. I'm gonna buy one of those. I would say this, If the U s BC is going to become the default charger around the world, they've got to come up with a better name than US b C. It's boring. No one wants to say that I don't
like Apple. They went with lightning charger and makes you want to charge your phone us b C. It sounds like you're filling out taxes with that. Did you feel out your us BC and it changed the name to something more badass? You know, I want to charge your phone so fast your dick falls off. You need the funder blaster. Yeah, that's the sound it makes every time
you charge your phone. And by the way, can I can I just say how crazy it is that America is struggling, Like, how do we protect our children from gun violence? Oh, how do we stop people from starving even when they work three jobs? There's nothing we can do. Meanwhile, Europe is so far ahead. They truly have first world problems. You know that. You know, I was thinking about this when I was in the doctor's office not paying the
other day. But isn't it so stressful how you have like one charger but then you need like a different charger. I was thinking about this. I mean, you know, there how many changes we could make here. I learned about this in universities that I also didn't have to pay for. You know, you can apply your mind or you can do this. You know, it's all about your perspective. Guy is all right, I'm going on paternity leave for an entire year, so you guys later I'll be desen choose.
Al Right, enough about Europe right now, there's an even even bigger story brewing in the world of sports. You know, usually in golf, the biggest controversy is that a player or two colorful shirts, you know, or someone said a bad word after they slice their shot. Ha FOOI. This time, though, golf is tied up in a real scandal because some of its star players are switching to a new league launching in Saudi Arabia. It's caused a major split in
the golfing world. A controversial Saudi backed golf series teas off tomorrow. The tournament has secured several big names to spite threats from the p g A Tour to sanction them. American golfer Dustin Johnson quitting the p g A and joining the controversial league backed by Saudi Arabia. And this is coming after Phil Mickelson announced his comeback by joining the same league despite previously describing the Saudi regime as scary mfors who have a horrible record on human rights.
I understand that many people have very strong opinions and may disagree with my decision, but at this time, this is an opportunity that gives me a chance to have the most balanced uh in my life going forward, and I think this is going to do a lot of good for the game. We all agree that when Phil Mickelson says this gives him the most balanced in my life, he means money, right, I mean, just say money. The reason that he has money, Yeah, because the Saudis are
reportedly paying him two hundred million dollars. Yeah, So just say it's the money. So coming up with all these stories, I would say that to God in him, wouldn't even play those games. I'd be like, yeah, you know what, I'm going to Saudi Arabia. They're giving me two hundred million dollars. Two hundred million dollars because he told me. Why you're going. Why I'll give you a million dollars if you shut the Because he acting like you've ever
had to make this decision. People are kidding themselves about their morals. Everyone's like, Oh, I can't believe he's Do you telling me that for two hundred million dollars you wouldn't play golf for the saudiast He let me say that for two hundred million dollars, I would let the rule of Saudi Arabia set up his tea on my crutch. That's where he can hit it from. I could buy a new crutch with that money, a better crutch. I'll
be honest with you. I am torn when it comes to this issue, because, on the one hand, I do think boycotting a country like Saudi Arabia could effectively push them to create a less oppressive society. I believe that happened with South Africa during a parteight people boycotted, the country was embarrassed changed. On the other hand, there's an argument that maybe by bringing them in and exposing them to the rest of the world, that might cause liberal
values to infiltrate this societies. Because it starts with golf, then over time it's racket sports, squash, tennis. Yeah. Yeah, Now they're wearing shorts, getting more liberal. Yeah. Then maybe you're at a bar where people men and women can hang out after their activities, and then boom, you've got a liberal society or at the very least a country club.
It's progress. I mean. The real question here is why why would you even want to play golf in Saudi Arabia in the first place, the sand trap is the entire country. What are you doing? What are you doing? All right? Finally, if you want of those people who can't seem to arrive on time for any meeting or any dates or any events in your calendar, well, according to trend watches, your time is up. Being fashionably late
is no longer in fashion. According to a New York Times article, it argues that now being fashionaly late is out of fashion, that punctuality is cool in the third year the pandemic. Apparently, people are less sympathetic for old excuses of why you show up late to a meeting. The author of this says that now that more people have to go back into the office, they are more protective of their time that they've got to be there and less forgiving about people who are late. That's right, people,
being on time is cool. Now we're putting the punk and punctuality. Yeah, someone just charged their phone, but still, let's let's not get carried away with this, all right. I agree, Yes, it is good to be on time, especially for big things, you know, like meetings at work or your wedding. Yeah, you don't want to be late for that, especially if you're the bride, because then, like
the organ player, they're gonna havetch a full time. You know, there's be like done done dun dune, No, not yet done dune, dun dune, dune, dun dune, dun dun dune. Still nothing dun dune. No no, no, no, no, no no no. So look, I agree, I agree. I think it is good for people to arrive on time. But I will say this, I hate this culture of people who are personally offended by people who weren't there on the dot who you disrespected my time and you disrespected
my semony. Calm down, you get so touchy about it, and you would you you know, back in the day, I get it. You had to wait at the mall until your friends showed up. You don't know where they were, even if they were late or dead. You had no clue. Yeah, you didn't even know if you were stood up for a date until you saw the person the next time. Hey what happened? Oh I got married? What? But in
two no one should be piste off that. That's who waits a little bit for somebody to show up you've got a phone, people use it, all right, Read the news, play a game non Japanese. Maybe you should answer one of those two thousand unread emails that I've seen on your phone. Well, I was waiting for you. You know they're waiting for you. You're gonna be mad that late to dinner. Then when I finally get to dinner, you spent half of the time looking at your phone. Why
don't you do this ship before I got there? Huh? Why you got the phone? Use this? I'm late, Travlor. You came late. You came late, Trevor, I'm not late. I'm giving you an opportunity to watch things on I'm giving you an opportunity to watch a video of an orangutang pulling a guy through a cage, yeah, pulling him back.
You've seen me before. You've never seen an orangutank pull a grown man into a cage and another guy comes to help him, and the ranging tank blocks him with his foot and the other guy's like, all right, I'm not helping anymore. This ship is crazy. And if you haven't seen that video, that's because you're probably always on time. All right, that's it for the headlines. But before we go to a break, it's time to check it on the weather forecast without very own Dassi line like everybody's
every money tamer. Sorry, Dizzy, Okay, what's up the weather? Sorry? Do we do? We need to cut? What's up? Dey? Hey? Let me know when you need me on the show. Okay, we needed you on the show like twenty minutes ago, Dizzy, we started oh ship yeah, oh yeah, okay, cool cool cool cool here, let me just take my stuff off. Okay, face down there. You know mine's taking that. They're actually doing that. We should be No, I don't have reson, I'll just take it with me. That's good. We should
be on the weather already. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's good. It's good. What's happening in the weather, Dizzy? Oh it is hot? I know because I was just outside hot in Saudi Arabia. Oh, you know you should cover on the show tonight, that whole Gulf Saudi story. Oh that'd be really good, you think, so, yeah, maybe we should. Yeah. You know. It's so crazy is the fact that American country clubs have just started letting women play off, and these guys are like, let's move in
to Saudi Arabia. Every time I play golf, men criticize the way I play. They're all nit picky about how I drive my real car on the course. Let me tell you something. I beat them to the next hole every time. So who's laughing? Now? Yeah, I hear you there? Does he? We're very late, now, would you mind them? Oh? Yeah, I just gotta charge my phone. Can you grab my charger around of my backpack? Jesus Daisy, I don't have the time for this thing. Oh look that is this?
What is this? What is it? Yeah? Those are my chargers. I got my iPhone, my iPad, my iPad Mini, my sound machine, my crock pop, my crock Pop Mini. But careful though, there's a system. Okay, we don't pull the wrong one because there is a bomb in there. This is ridiculous. You can't go around like this is madness. Oh you know what, there's actually a story on this, Addie, your up. They're trying to condense down to one port. But here's my thing on it. I mean, what's so
bad about having lots of different types of ports? Right? All ports are beautiful, naturally common, different shapes and sizes, you know, especially out of Europe. Oh man, I have seen some wild ports in Europe. I did a semester abroad. It was a crazy time, but each one is beautiful in its own way. And I'm gonna be honest. Frankly, I don't really think the government should be regulating our ports. Right, my port, my choice. You need anything else for me?
I got to go meet some friends for drinks. I hate being late. Oh you you you wouldn't say, um, all right, well just grab this. Yeah, thank you. It's just funny that you were late for this and then now you're gonna just bounce up. Uh. I just I want to be honest about something. I was talking about vaginas earlier. When you're saying the pots, Yeah, I just wanted you to know. Yeah, I knew it was a vagina joke. That's what I love about you. You always
know when I'm secretly talking about vaginas feminates. That way what they say about me. All right, thank thank you, Thank you so much for doing the weather dizzy. This was really informative. And you're leaving now, yeah, okay, well have fun out there. Hear the weather is great? Yeah, all right, Dasylidic everybody, thank you. F don't go away because when we come back, what Would Jr. Is going to Brooklyn. You don't want to miss it. P's nothing here,
it's missing me. Yeah, welcome back to the day show. We're gonna talk about gentrification. It's why your old bodega is now a fancy brunch place named Bodega. But can the gentrifiers and the genter fees make peace? Well, Roy Would Jr. Went to find out. According to the latest census, the white population is decreasing nationwide for the first time, the white population in the United States has declined, But there's one place their numbers are up almost nine Brooklyn.
This wealthy white migration has led increases in rent, cost of living and request to speak to the manager. So I'll follow the trail of succuments and Wes Anderson DVDs deep into the den of gentrifying Brooklyn. Well I sat down with Tommy Holly. The white population is going up almost nine the black population has going down almost nine percent. Would it be safe to say that that's how they're showing black lives matter by just moving them out to
somewhere else? Would they doing is they're just buying it out and clearing out a neighborhood, and it's not right. Tommy has lived in Brooklyn his entire life. Everything's going up sky high and it's harder to live. So the way out is to sell the house. Tommy's mother bought the brownstone in n when black home ownership in Brooklyn was booming. But lately black mortgages have been going the way of the Dodo Bird. We have the no the white population that's moving in and they walk up and
down the street sun speak. Others walk past you like why are you here? But you got the stick man. Yeah. But if they don't think you like a magical negro, yeah, well that's when the magical negro sticks. Okay, you just gotta go. That's scared. Gentrifies black dude with a magic stick. But no amount of black wizardry couldn't make the black parties lit again. And residents like Judith Lavelle and a
Yana Prescott don't even recognize their own neighborhood. So this neighborhood used to be black Hunter, like the seventies, Black Black, when the music was good. O. J. Simpson was just a really good football player. It was all black, and you have discount stores where we could get things cheaply. We don't have that anymore. Yeah, our bat is now a nail, like a high end nail salon. What milks have arrived? Oh my gosh, there's so much. There's hemp,
there's oh, there's um, hazel nut, there's coconut. The trojan horse of gentrification seemed to increase the volume of nut milks while decreasing actual necessary foods. Black and even common decency was facing extinction. I've had neighbors call three one one. Three one one is a hotline New York has used to complain about non emergency ship and the gentrifires seemed to have it on speed down. So three one one, it's like the snitch line, but the police don't come
right away right exactly, So it's like the dry snitch line. Okay, couldn't you bring my bell, introduce yourself, come up, say hello? These just people that don't know how to make friends? Or is there an of the issue of Possibly there's an anthropological term for this racism. And the only thing rising faster than the number of man bunds is the real estate. The prices this sky rocket and how's it going for three million? Before Wait, I'm sorry what you say?
The houses in the best tagger for three million? Now three million dollars? How you pay for this h twenty three sevens and you can sell it right now for closer to me? Oh you got to go. No, even you don't want to say that was his stake before you told me what you was hidden. You know, the money is great, but it's not everything right right, It's about the community. And if we're gonna save that, we
need to set some browns. What are some things that people moving into the neighborhood could do to help honor what it's been built over the deck gates? Just be kind? Wait, just be be kind? Yeah, just week, okay, okay, write that way down. Just communication. Don't call three one one. Don't support the local small own businesses, local wheat deals. If that's your thing, yes, definitely introduce yourself to your neighbors,
like I said, embracing what was already here. Don't just think that because your hair, you're entitled to your nine dollar artisan coffee, artisanal coffee, Arabica beans from Kenya or is that where your coffee came from? You got this from a Vodego. That's not a bodega cup. It's good. Damn even I need caffeine. I gotta get the word out, and the only way to do that is in the universal language of Brooklet the flyer get out a look, tell me what you think, fly Tell me of that
checks out? You know? Do respect the culture the block which means clap on beat, claps on the twos and floors gotta be being. You can't have a block party. Everybody all be it. You can't this one. Don't start a sentence with When I was at m y put them all around, get there. Thanks. The community approved the gentrifly, but would it works? So would you consider yourself a gentrifire? I don't know, I've never really thought of it before. Do you speak to your neighbors? One of them one time,
just like ran into each other in the hallway. Damn, this made Nathan education. We're trying to spread the words on ways you can help gentrifires. I could fly out the whole town, but wouldn't make people respect their black neighbors. Would have stopped the three one one calls the dog shit everywhere? Which should I say dog shit or dog dog? For sure? You can anything I do make a difference. Should take some of these ideas, Um, no phones for
Karen's three one one for murder, contribute. Give the closest black person to you fifty dollars. I don't carry cash on me sheet, my venmore. You ready scanned that? All right? All right? I got it. Appreciate that. Thank you, Lauren does work, But is it enough to stop the erosion of this historic community and hold on to legacy residents like Tommy, I'm going to Florida. You're on the floor. I'm tired of the snow. I'm tired of shoveling the snow.
I'm tired of the leaves. Are you tired of racism? Yes? I am your little Florida all ship. I'm sorry for cussing. It's okay when we come back. Were growing on the show? Go away? Yeah, welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is actor in Man Delani. She's here to talk about starring in the new Disney Plus series Miss Marvel. Please welcome in Man Delany, Miss Marvel, welcome to the Daily Show. Thank you, thank you. Are you used to
that yet? The fact that you are Miss Marveled and not just miss marveled, by the way, not just Marvel, but you are officially currently the most light show on Rotten Tomorrow's in the Marvel universe ninety. How does it feel. It feels great. It's weird that like people who doubted us, like we're the underdogs now, and so the amount of actually he's in a sentence, Oh, it's actually pretty good. Actually, I think I'm kind of liking it. So that's that's
my favorite part. Yeah, you've been a fan for a long time A hot minute. Yeah, I want to know. I want to know how, because everyone has a story about how they became a fan of one of the Marvel characters that not everybody knows about. Oh. I mean I was like six when iron Man came out, so the MC has always been in my life. And then like my high schools right across from a comic book shop, and I have the fattest crush on Robert Downey Jr.
So I just needed more iron Man. So I I was like constantly reading more Invit iron Man, and then I picked up iron Heart and then threw her. I found Kamala and I was like, oh my god, Brown Preston, who's this and fell in love with her. The two is like, I mean, it seems like you were made for this character. It was crazy. I felt like the comics were written about me, for me and only me. Likely it really does. Like how many stories can you say where you go like, oh, who is this character? Okay?
You know here you have this girl who was born to immigrants from Pakistan and then she's like living in this different world and it's like you like you you that that's that's wild, like Muslim superhero fully crazy. I hope you were just small for every Halloween. That's what I would do. I dressed up as around how when I was I fully manifested this. Yeah, people know who you are. No. I went to school and I was
so excited. I had like my grandma helped me stitch the costume, and I went to school and everyone's like, cool flash costume. Man was like, are you kidding me? The lightning bowl doesn't mean flash. But yeah, I had to go across the street by this Marvel comic and just carry it with me so people knew who I was. You had to reference the You realize that's never gonna happen again now, right, That's I mean, that's one of
the humor stories of all time. Yeah, you know, the story is really great because some people, you know, feel like it's a different world. They'd be like, oh, how do you have a Muslim superhero and you know she's from Pakistan away, but everyone doesn't seem to understand that every hero comes from somewhere and they just have their story and that it's just like normal for them. I love how the show is seamless. I love how it's
just her story and she's a superhero. Yeah. I think we've really done with the comics didn't organically incorporating diversity into her story. And it's not something that just like
it's not personality being Muslim or being Pakistani. It's yes, she's this Avengers loving fanfak writing dork who just happens to be Muslim in Pakistani, and that side of her kind of you know, guides her as it's her moral code, and then it uplifts her and elevates her story in a really unique way that we really haven't seen in the m c U. So I think that's cool. It's
super cool, but part of the cool as well. Okay, that was something I was intreated by because like, like I remember seeing some of the old comics of Miss Marvel and and she had like stretching abilities, And I know you can't give anything a way, but you know you have different powers in the beginning, it's like you can you can like shape shift things and you can you know, is that are she going to get like more powers or is more powers? Yeah, there's purple light
coming out of that. I'm not being ungrateful. I'm just saying that sounded like I was just asking if she's gonna get like different Are they like things that you don't want to tell me anything? I see you. It premiered today and then Disney told me they're like a man is not going to tell you anything if you ask her about sworn oaths to Kevin um like, you will not get a Tom Holland out of me. Nothing coming out, more spoilers, no spoilers whatsoever. So this is
just the beginning. You realize this, you are, I mean, this is such a fun wild story. You you you You've got this role in one of the craziest ways possible. Because I heard a rumor that you heard about this from like a family member. They didn't call you directly. What'sapp which is like funny because like brown people thrive on what'sapp. The fact that this happened through a WhatsApp forward. My my aunt was a part of some brown group
chat that she never opens. And when she opened it and someone had forwarded this casting call and she sent it to me and I'm like, look, this is what a scam is. Um, we don't I'm not an actor. I can't. Like it was fully a blank page. I said, send hedgehown and reise my here and this Marvel casting. I was like, okay, um, And then they sent self tape and asides for the self tape and and n d A and I was like, oh my god, it's real. I know exactly which comic books they pulled these scenes from.
And so I wasn't gonna do it. Just had of like sheer fear of failure. Yeah, And then like three am hit the night it was due. I was like, oh, I'm gonna regret. This are n'tight. So I like don't know how self taste work. So I recorded my own voice as the other character and then lowered the pitch, not like I was talking to someone, and then just like acted off of my own voice and the next day, I get a call They're like to have a lawyer, we want to fly to l A. I was like, cool, coming, Yeah,
you know what. You know what this means though, is now your aunt is gonna answer every single WhatsApp that ever comes her way. You've messed up her life like she's never gonna be the same. Yeah. Congratulations on the show. Congratulations are being so successful. Wonderful meeting you, thank you for being here. Everybody's gonna watch. You don't give us in this final ms Marvel it's streaming right now on gi me Lorting tomorrow is we're gonna take a quick
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