You're listening to Comedy Central. Wow, let's get right into it. Where did COVID come from? Tell us? What the how do I know? Why are you asking me? By the way, I didn't do it. We could be talking about the debt ceiling on racist Dolberg. Of course you want to pigeonhole the Asian guy to do the COVID story. Yes, yes, yes, I'm going to pigeonhole you. You want to know why, Ronnie, because when I was a correspondent, I was pigeonholed. My
whole was pigeoned constantly. That's disgusting. Yeah, it was. Anytime there was a subway bombing, they went to the Muslim guy. As if I'm on group chat with isis? My most viral clip on this show was a photo of me wearing a hit job next to John Stewart. You understand. So, yeah, the Asian guy has to cover the Asian story, and it has to be funny, and it has to be deemed commedially acceptable by Vulture dot com. Go okay. First of all, Vulture, all right, And second of all, why
don't you talk about it? You're to explain lecturing us about the world despite never having left America. Right, aren't you Asian? Two? You talk about it? Na, Na, you're setting yourself. Ronnie, you said it right here on this show that Indians were not real Asians. Why don't you roll the tape? Indians are not Asians? Okay, okay, A lot about Indians trying to have it both ways, like
being Indian and Asian. Pick a lane. I brought receipts mother, Okay, well, yeah, you keep your receipts or worth your fifty air Jordan's shoe boxes. All right, yeah, I said it. You didn't have to roll the tape because I'll say it again right now, Indians are not Asians. And by the way, I'm more than just Asian, all right. I also live in Australia. So why don't you ask me about kangaroos? Fine, Ronnie,
tell us about kangaroos. All right, Well, I'm glad you asked. Well, there's red giant kangaroos, and then there's gray ones and the red ones and jump teen feet high, and they have closet and rip your dick off through your jeans. No, I'll get this shit about kangaroos. Okay, stop talking like an angry snapple cap. You don't get decide what is on this show, Ronnie. I'm the boss. I decide, Ronnie. I mean when you descuire your guest host. Okay, the
operative one is guest guest in my house. Okay. I'm not your token Asian guy. I'm in movies now. I was in Meghan. Oh yeah, oh oh, oh you were. You were in the movie Megan in theaters right now? Hey, what was your role in Meghan? I played a token Asian guy in a tech company. But it was sad Higher. It was sad High. That's weird because I could have sworn that I'm your boss right now, because it says
my name on the desk. It says The Daily Show with Hassan Minhaj, which, by the way, that's my real name, Ronnie Chang. I'm run each ronnieach. I'm Ronnie is also my real name. You Idia's on my bus certific. Good. Oh, I've like you and get a name that you refuse to spell phonetically, and then when everyone mispronounces it, you try to ellen, Oh oh it's spelled Hussan and they called me Hussam. Yeah. Yeah, if I find Ronnie fine, yeah.
I expressed some emotion. I showed some vulnerability, unlike you, I showed some other emotion besides anger. It's something you might not be familiar with. Oh no, no, no, I know you know all about anger. You love the job. What you can rage about evil corporations in America, But as soon as the NBA reaches off about the celebrity All Star Game, you jump at the chance to score zero points. Zero points, Ronnie, stop it, come on, stop, stop stop this, stop stop it right now. We can't
be fighting like this. There's white people here. How are we gonna stop Asian hate if we hate each other? Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm just slashing out because I actually love the Daily Show and I'm scared you're gonna get canceled like your Netflix show. Whatever it was called, it's called Patriot. It doesn't matter, okay, because despite our differences, You're right, we do have a bigger responsibility to the Asians and the Asians watching this, because when we fight,
the white people win, and we can't have that. Exactly. We got to bring the segment home. So let's each say something nice about each other and show some emotional growth. What are you serious? I'm dead serious. All right, Hussan, You're good at managing hair. Thank you. Your energy is not always annoying. And you know, I've seen you at the Daily Show grow to become this force of nature. And I'm actually really happy be that you'll posting this week.
It gets really good. Shut off, everybody, shut up, Thank you, Ronnie. And I just want to say, um, I want to take this moment to tell you we're out of time, Ronnie Chang. Everyone explore more shows from the Daily Show podcast universe by searching The Daily Show wherever you get your podcast. Watch The Daily Show weeknights and eleven tenh central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Fairmount Floks. This has been a Comedy Central podcast