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never really a water cooler there anyway. Two of my good friends, Daily Show correspondent Dulce Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson, are known around the building for their water cooler conversations, and they turned it into a podcast. This is your chance to hear these two people go back and forth the way we get to hear it all the time in the hallway. The podcast is called hold Up. Have a Listen. Hey, everybody, welcome to Hold Up. This is the podcast where we talk very passionately about
things that don't really matter to anybody but us. These these things go hard, go deep, but really just for the two of us. Your co host, I'm Josh Johnson Bright for the Daily Show, joined by dule Stay Sloan, and I am a correspondent for the Daily Show. And you know, we've been best friends for a long time and that comes with a lot of arguments that comes with a lot of you can even call them squabbles,
you know, discourse. Yeah, and and this is the thing today, We're coming to you with something that is uh heavy on our hearts. All right, Uh, it goes, it goes deep to the pit of my stomach. However, whatever the fact that we even disagree all this as well as things were like, hey, we like like if we didn't already know each other this well, I feel like this would be a real point of contention, you know, Um, so real quick. We'll also get this one out of
the way. If you are looking to catch up with either of us on anything, to follow up and let us know how you feel about what we're saying. You can find us on the socials with our names. It's very easy. You know. It's d um. There is no oh in my name. My name is not Dolch. My mother did go to college. Um she did not name me after a clothing company. Uh, it is dual say d U L C E S l O A N on all of the social media platforms. Maybe still on my space, Maybe it still on Black Planet. Did you
know there's still people on Black Planet? Did you do Black Planet still around? Yeah? Black Plant is still around, and it's it's uh, those people are stranded, like I hope they find each other. I mean truly, But is me Hnte still out here? Is Asian Avenue still out here? I had no idea. Oh, you did not know that there was me Hinte, which was the h Latin X version of Black Planet, and there was also Asian Avenue Wow, which was No. I did not know any of this
because there was college Club. First. College Club crawled, so my space could crawl. Yeah, it could still really quarrel just a little higher on the Yeah, we did my space dirty. I saw a tweet the other day it was like Tom was just teaching us how to code, and yeah, we just abandoned life. He's he's good though. He sold now. He just travels around the world, takes pictures. You're not bothering anybody. He's gotta heard being Zuckerberg selling
online information. So yeah, but yeah, So today we are talking about oh yeah, one one quick thing. Sorry. Yeah, if you're looking to catch up with me, it's Josh Johnson Comedy on Everything. Now. To get into the episode, Today, we're talking about chains versus grills, which I'm currently wearing. Both yeah, no, no, I appreciate you taking the theme on. I appreciate you really, uh submerging yourself in the topic.
But my life, I'm on the side of of chains because I think grills just that they don't do it for me. They don't make sense to me. I don't really enjoy them at all. I know you have a chain. I had a chain. I've never seen you wear jewelry. I don't wear much jewelry, but I do. I've never seen you wear a stitch of metal on your body. I've got real jewelry. I got fake jewelry. You understaying, Well, it's just I've got costume jewelry. You know what I mean.
It's like all your brains can't be gold. Who am I if I wanted to be a drug I've been a drug dealer's girlfriend, now my girlfriend. Listen. I didn't get anything out of it, being very annoyed. It's a good d but on the most part, he's an idiot. Um. But yeah, so see I no, I see, I see what you're wearing my grill, I see it. But the grill that I have, I didn't go to the gump um. What I did is basically it's like an outline along
the bottom. Oh yeah, I see it, um, And then there's diamonds in between wherever the I guess wherever, like the space between a space between a tooth, but like so basically it looks like I want to say, like drapes for like a balance. So it's almost like an outline of all my teeth under knees. It's top six teeth,
and then there's a diamond in between every tooth. And I was like, maybe I should have done it where it was a diamond in front of every tooth, but I was like, I wanted to be like low key because the original design was diamonds all the way across. And I'm like, I'm not that person. I'm with you, and this thing, your grill does not bother me the way that you have. You've had it done. What this this is? I guess where I where I get caught
up with grills. Why the chains are superior? Alright, you can accentuate you, you you can express yourself just as much, if not more, with the bottom of a chain with a jewelry hanging down as you can with a grill. A grill, it's one of those things where Let's say we're in a situation where, um, you go to the doctor. I actually saw Derek last night and was talking to him about this exact thing. Let's say you go to the doctor, all right, and your doctor you got a
cool doctor, you got you gotta laid back doctor. And he happens to have on a chain. All right, my man is flawsit. My man is doing well in life. He's a doctor. He's got a chain. If I go to the doctor, if I go to the person that's the hippocratic oath, they have a grill in their mouth. I'm following claims. I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right now, that's not gonna be good medical care that you get with a grill all the way in the mouth, just tops, tops and bottoms or just bottoms.
I don't I don't know if if there's even a distinction that needs to be made, because for me, he'll be he'll be grabbing the popsicle stick being like go, I'm like, no, you go, what is in your mouth? Right now? Honestly, I am not a fan. If it comes to a doctor, like a medical doctor, like someone who's out here with a d E, a license, like someone who can prescribe all of the drugs. I don't want to wear it either. I don't want to see
a flashy ass doctor drive your Porsche do whatever. I don't want to see a doctor with a pink a doctor with a pinky ring. If I see a guy in a collegist with a pinky ring, I'm leaving the I'm done, I'm out. I'm out with a mon A Graham pinky ring. No, I'm out chain grill. If I see a doctor wearing flashy jewel ring coming to get me, I'm just I'm gonna be concerned. It depends on the kind of doctor that it is, because if you go to a dentist, well, if you go to a dentist
and they have a grill in, this is just hilarious. Also, uh, the last time I went to the dentist, this man cleans the teeth or whatever, and he says to me, oh, I'm concerned about your weight, And I said, excuse me, and he's like, yeah, I'm concerned about your way to recommend that you lose weight. I said, sir, you were out of your jurisdiction and he was like, what I said, you're out of your jurisdiction. Anything that's below my neck, you're out of your jurisdiction. And he goes, I'm a doctor,
and I said, you're a dentist. Jeez, I'm glad he was done in your mouth. He's glad he was done. Oh what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm gonna start. He was like what I was like, your job is where the food starts, not where it ends up. But it's none of you. You're out of your jurisdiction. Did he give you any reasoning? Did he? Did he say anything? He said, bets on my doctor, I should be telling you to lose weight. And I said, you're out of
your jurisdiction. You have cross county lines. I have a doctor. Dear dentist, funk out of here. I love. There a lot of people. It's gonna be mad. But you know you've never had a dentist call. You've had uh. I'm like, bro, you're trying to smash or what what are you doing? You're trying to I know I'm not too heavy for this chair. The hydraulics work, So what are you trying to say? Doc? What do you want? Baby? This is wild, But when it comes to grill. No, if I see
a doctor with too much jewelry on. If you see a dentist with a grill in I'm a respect it because that's his lane. It's gonna be wild and I'm gonna be like, this is why I get to go to doctor in Miami, but I go to a dentist in Liberty City, my outside of Miami. It's got a grill, That's fine, it's where am I Where this dentist has this grill? Like if I'm in most places in Atlanta and if its Docca hasn't a grill, or Texas, someone like Houston or some ship Dennis hasn't a grill. Okay.
If I am in Iowa, if I'm a Nantucket and you havn't, I have questions and concerns right. Also a very fun story about Jack Knight last year when he was in town and we're filming Sam's show uh pause with Sam j on HBO. It's amazing, Um me and
Josh are both on it. I had on my Black Air Forces, which people have already decided as a problem, uh Black Air Forces, my grill and my camel jacket, and I'm standing there just at the bar and I turned around because Jack was trying to say that about my Air Forces, and I turned around to Jacko's way, you got in a grill, air forces and a camel jacket, nigga, you can't be trusted. What's going on right now? And I was like, I hear you. But also you were
just looking at a person who's from Atlanta, Georgia. Like that's all that says the girl in the air force to say Atlanta, but the camel's jacket says Georgia. I guess if you put them together, they go together. But like this is this is, this is the thing that trips me up about grills and chains. Let's talk about authenticity for a second. What you mean they gotta be real because you're grill because there's the last thing you need is a grill made of a non precious like
not madelder platinum. They aren't all made of a precious metal. So then when you have a fake chain, the worst that's gonna happen is that it turns your skin little green. Maybe you smell a little bit whatever, right smell? Yeah, they I think that would sweat. Some of those fake chains can like give off a little bit of a mentally scent okay, and then with a fake grill. That's
your mouth, I hear you. I can say that I at one point did have a fake room just because it was it was like it was it was a novelty grill. You weren't supposed to wear it. For a long amount of time. There was this uh hood. Only way I can describe it, you know, his friends with The only we can describe was a hood Mexican store. This was in like the Latino part of town, but on the Mexican area in Atlanta Highway. And so the store had like a lot of soccer jerseys and a
lot of like Tahano clothing. But then so and I'm like the cowboy boots from like the Ostrich boots, the Cactus boots, the cowboy hats, the shirts with um the version that God alope on it. But then there was this huge rack, spinning rack of just grills and they were ten dollars. They had all kind of stones in them right there, all Ryan stones. It's all fake. And when you got it, it came with this little piece
of wax. You put the wax in hot water and then you would put it in the grill and then you put in your mouth, and that's how you would fit it to your mouth. I still have it, and I have like a roll of like clear stones, a roll turquoise stones, roll clear stones. Going straight across. We saw one that looked like stained glass windows were like on each two. It was like a little like red stone and a clear stone a cross. So people the chan the grill game. It's so deep, people so pressed
to have a grill. You did you say hot water? You would put the piece of wax in hot water water to melt it, not to melt it, but to make it soft. And then you put that in the grill and you put that in your mouth like on your teeth, and I tell you would make the grill snug to your teeth. It was just a generic fit. So it's the same way that you get your mouth guard ready when you're gonna box. Is that it? Yeah? Yeah, you throw that thing in some hot water, you bite down.
Let's sit for a little bit. I've never boxed before because I value my face. No, I'm with you, I mean probably still want to have it even if you weren't sparring, just like even if you were like hitting the bags, you know, you never know what could happen. You gonna hit your own self in the mouth. I don't know. I've seen some very unskilled people train. Oh yeah, you're like watching the videos? Um? So yeah, so you are you like watching wild ass videos. I've never understood
your dislike, your disdain, your animosity. Come on, s a t words, Come on the saurus uh, come through the sas, come through the saurus um. Also in a fun word, there's the episode of Arthur where DW just thinks that the sours is just the saurus um, which just thinks it's a dinosaur that knows words. And I was like, honestly, I'm so glad because I'm not the first person that
ever thought this. I just never understood your dislike, disdained, animosity, your true uh malice that you have the right word. But why you dislike the grill so much? It's just fun. I'll explain it right now. I'll give you an indication right now. So let's say someone has a heavy chain. We're gonna talk about straight up downsides for a second of both. Right, Let's say someone has a heavy chain that they're just not made for. You know, like, I'm the type of person. I'd like to think that I'm
self aware. Who knows other people would have to tell me that you're how self aware you are. You're very self aware. So I don't go around trying to even as I've tried to gain weight and muscle in the years, I'm not trying to be that big because I'm not that tall. So then if I get well, you were trying to be huge. Yeah, I was joking. Oh man, thank you so much that it's been so hard for me to just be like this, Nick is never going to be huge. Wow. Wow, you don't believe at all.
All I really try to do. I'm trying to gain ten more pounds I have now and keep that for the rest of my days. This is why metabolism is a bastard, because I can gain ten pounds by just breathing. Hint um. Bodies aren't fair, first of all. But I wanted to be ten pounds of like clean cut, just lean muscle, just you know, you know, you know what I'm talking about already probably two percent body If I was two percent body fat of cold would kill me. I'm like, I'm like eleven, shut the funk up. Yeah,
But I'm also skinny right now. I lost all my muscle at the pandemic, even skinny forever. There's a little stint in there where I would have liked to believe I was built. But all right, whatever you're not. It's really not even the point. You're fine. You're fine. I took us all this role. This is let me get us back on track. So when it comes to the self awareness that takes to wear the right chain, you don't want to be a little guy with a big chain.
You don't want to be one of those little dudes that's just like like hunched over because the chain is too it's too icy. Alright, you're frozen. You're frozen over, you have hypothermia in your neck, and it's not sexy. It's not like women. It's not like women see a dude with the beautiful, beautiful chain but can't hold it up with his neck and go, oh, that's the one I want, the one that's clearly bad with money and body.
I do wonder when I ever I see those really thick change with diamonds all in them, Like, how the funk much did this chain cost? You don't have a car, It clearly cost the car, clearly oh yea truly. Yeah, the car, the trade is at least a car man, I I just can't like my chain. I had to hook up to my homeboy from some people he grew up with m HM, so I got a deep discount on my chain. Also, my girl didn't go up to
the dumps, so it was just less gold. So it was just less money right because I'm on the classic Danny grill. It was funny because I came home when I showed my mother and my mother and I gave up with is your my mom? And my mother was like, my daughter just really like reels, and she just because she just couldn't understand and why I was so pressed about this. But I bought it during the pandemic because we all needed little things to make us happy. Um
it was. It was truly extremely affordable with a discounts. That's why I gotta tie. But there's been more times or I've seen someone with a chain. No where I've seen a man with a chain or a grill and just been like, how can you afford this? Because everything else you're showing me tells me that you can't afford your mouth. It's almost like in a video game where the stats get really high but for only one attribute,
when your health is really hard. Yeah, you're playing Brio Kart and you have your acceleration at the highest level, but your speed is low, your weight is low. You're like, you've messed up to think there's to be some sort of balance here. You have no weapons, you have no am like, I have nothing to defend yourself. Actually no, you would if your chain is that nice, you would have weapons to defend yourself. Like a flavor flavor situation where it was like, oh, his shain are so big,
he just became a clock. There's just a clock. We thought it was ridiculous because we've all seen somebody in chains and then like what the what the fuck? I don't understand why, like humans as a whole, because like all races of people, all backgrounds of people funk with chains. I don't know how this came about, but it was just like I was like, all right, let me get this little loop of metal. We'll put that around the nicks in it. Because chains makes sense, all right, they
hang from your neck. You don't have to worry about him. There's there's a reason we don't have changed hanging from one arm, it's gonna fall off. There's a reason we don't have chains hanging from the waist. That's what a belt is for. You know, there's there's belly chains. You didn't go through the early nineties, I mean like nineties, early two thousands. Those to me don't like actually scream chain like like those those for me are just like a hook up on a belly button ring. I hear you.
I'm just waiting for waste beats to go Like waste beads are real big right now. I'm just waiting for them to go metal. That's what I'm waiting for, waste beats. I'm waiting for waste beeds just become waste chains. So you're seeing that the chain makes sense. See this thing, the the chain. To borrow from you from our our last recording, you know that the chain is superior because it goes across all cultures. Like you said, just like
how you know chicken soup. Okay, I think I think that the grill is a very particular thing because it doesn't make sense for most people. So quick story. The same way that sometimes you see a guy with a chain that he can't really keep up. Look like you got too many Marty Graw beats. The next time I see somebody with a bunch of chairs, I want to go. And that's what's kind of leaning over the other thing that's at play here. The other thing that we have to keep in mind is that the same goes for
grills and quick story. When I was young, I knew a kid that worked at UM the movie theater. Yeah. Yeah, he had a grill and his grill. I don't know the quality. I actually I won't. I won't even speak to it. I don't know if it was fake or real. All I know is it seemed to have set him back quite a lot, uh, quite a lot of his money went to the gum was like one of those
classic remember those party like a Star era grills? Yeah, I think so okay, where it's like it has that very flowy, gold drippy look instead of just being like it looks like just a solid gold bar almost, but with a little bit of design in it. Okay. So he had one of those, and I don't know who
he went to. I don't know how it was done, but it was not fitted properly for his mouth, so it gave him both when it was in at least when it was in his mouth, it gave a lisp, and it gave a whistle, and the whistle was very unfortunate the whistle the whistle because you never knew when the whistle was coming, because the whistle wouldn't come with sss.
That was a lisp. The whistle would come at random times, and that, for me, a chain will never do you like that he made a choice to where someone else's grill. I don't know what pawn shop he went to, but I feel like this was not his grill that I'm telling you that one, and I'm telling you I feel like that this was not I don't feel like it's set him back. I feel like he went to and pawn shops are always very I wouldn't never buy anything out of a pawn shop because you were catching someone
at their worst. Like, listen, I just need a couple of dollars. I'm gonna put my wedding ring in here, get a couple of dollars, and then I'm gonna come back and get it. And a lot of times people can't come back and get it. Stereo equipment, yeah they forget as well, they'll forget or they can really just can't he there's like an interest you have to pay to get your stuff back because it basically it's a
predatory loan. Obviously title pown, so I will never buy anything out of a pawn shop because it was like, oh this was someone and a are straight. Yeah, and so that's where he got this girl from. I don't believe. I cannot believe he was at the box office just so five for Fantastic Miss the Fox like nod stopped. And it was crazy because the couple of years that I knew him where he had that grill, there were a lot of s movies that came out, a lot of Star Wars and then you know it's crazy, but
it changes tone of voice as well. He couldn't talk around the grill. So then when he took the grill out, my man's voice was deeper, like that's what I'm saying, like you don't tell me? He was like the Star Wars and then it for for Star Wars like don't do me, like don't I'm telling you. I'm telling you this dude. His grill did him so dirty every day. Hold on, let me see with mine, because mine made me talk different. You do have to learn how to talk around it. Yeah, but he clearly didn't in years
that he had it. So maybe he couldn't talk around it because it wasn't his. Because also, I feel like if he brought the base to that grill, he was scared it would pop out. Josh Johnson, I'm just saying, like if he if he spoke at his regular register and he was nervous that because that grill, Like and I'm not trying to put my band on blasts or anything. That's why you already put him. But I'm just saying
his grill was like the sagging pants of grills. Like it was like that thing pants, whether the sagging pants or whether when you see a kid on picture day and his dad's suit. The reason that I would say it was sagging pants it is because it felt like he was always adjusting it in his mouth. See when I got mine done, they take like they take a they take a mold of your teeth, like a true mold. You said, there for ten minutes, it cures. They pour a plaster in it and then they use wax too.
Because I was sitting there with the duke, there was soccers that the guy who was making it I went to Gabby Alon and got my uh grill done. And so they take the mode of your teeth and then he uses wax to create what the what the girl will become. And so they do the mold on your usually wax on your teeth to design it. Put in little places where the you know, any stones or whatever goes.
They put that in like the mold, and then they pour golden and wherever the wax, the wax melts out, it almost like evaporates, and then the gold goes in where the wax was not injury the kid is. But I can say there might not be other cultures that do grills, but there are a lot of other cultures that do gold and silver teeth. Yeah, I don't think most of any of those cultures are European in um. But once you get out of Europe, like I grew up with a lot of kids that had from um Elsavador, Mexico,
that had them silver teeth. Its silver. That was a lot of silver teeth. There might be one's just one tooth. And Americans Black Americans, it was like, listen, why would I have one gold tooth when I could have six across the top that our gold, and to be better with my diental hygiene, I will make these gold teeth removable because I remember growing up had a gold tooth. A lot of times the tooth would rot on the inside.
So the thing about a grill, because you think it's like you can get a cap done that's removable, So a grill all it did was it gave you the best because like you can't only thing you can drink and you're having a grill with water, you can't eat anything because your teeth are covered and go like, you can't you can't bite into anything when you're having a grill, So you don't want to bite into an apple and
lose a diamond like a joke. I'm pretty sure little Wayne ate with his grill in that was that whole new story that he didn't take it off for like a week or something like that. It feels like propaganda lies. Let me see, I'll look it up right now, because
maybe I'm wrong. I don't want to lie a little Wayne, because that's a shame that your friend and his wasn't like because like the guy gave you was telling me, like you have to make it a little bit like when you have when you make a grill, you make it tight so it doesn't fall out while someone is talking. I mean, I'm starting to think this is telling you this.
I'm glad we talked about because it's the first time I've ever been like, maybe that was someone else's grill that never occurred to me the entire time, but I would see him and talk to him and be like poor thing, Like I would never you give my blessed heart poor thing, because he would just be over here, like, so what do y'all doing on days? Like that's not even his voice. That's a shame. It's like he put
on someone else's whole mouth. Like maybe it's one of those situations where it's like one of those horror movies where you, you know, have you get someone's you know, ring or something like that, and then you just possessed by that person. Maybe he got the voice of whoever that grill originally belong to. I am making sure that I am enunciating with this end, because I don't want to create my own lisp situation. Oh, it looks like
little Wayne has left his grill in permanently. Those are just gold teeth, I think, Yeah, I think diamond t it says. American rapper Lil Wayne has revealed that he takes good care of his diamond teeth by brushing them every morning, noon, and night. Yeah, they're in his teeth permanently. Cannot remove them. He has to be careful with what he eats and cleans them after every meal. Yeah, that's a different that's a different thing. I thought that he
had a grill in this whole time. Is it because it's flashy that it's not something that you're a fan of, Because I I, I mean, I'm very much who I am, So you know what I mean. It's I have a lot of rings on, whether they're you know, costume or not. I respect flashy. I don't mind flashy at all. Right, So you know I think gets me is uh, there's a hygiene thing that the hygiene is what holding you up. A little bit of it is the hygiene. And I
think I've just watched people have bad real experiences. I had a friend this is this is a much smaller thing. This is not that big of a deal. But I had a friend of bite his lip with with his grill it and he got himself pretty good. Like I mean, talk the rest of the time we were hanging out, like I don't even know how he had one of the vampire things though it was a little like it wasn't It wasn't like the full long canine type vampire thing.
It was really little and it was only a little bit longer than his actual tooth was, so it's like it would be hard to notice unless he smiled wide, but he had the little bit of vampire like edge to the ends of the grill. And then at one point he just I don't know if he was talking or thinking, but he just bit his own lip and he was not having a good time after that. I
mean the times you've been in your own lip. But just like I hate everything and everyone if you get a gold dagger in your mouth, because that's like the because like usually when you bite like your cheek or something when you're like eating, that's different. But like really just stabbing yourself in the level where you bite that like edge, that's real close to the lift. Have you
ever got your grill stuck? There's a time where you where where I thought it was stuck, and you just panic for a second and then I was just like, I know, this isn't stuck. I just need to relax. But I was like, I'm trying to go to sleep. I thought about getting one that was lepper print upper print grill. Yeah, so i'd be up to the gums and then it would be did you would use enamel like to paint on the design. This is why I
think a chain is superior. All right, if you want to express yourself, if you want, if you want to have the thing that's your favorite out there allowed for people to see you, put on a chain because the chain could be seen from far away. The grill, I got get right up close. I got to know you, really, I got to really know you. Yes, yes, people listen, people snatch chains. People don't snatch grills. Okay, but but let's let's now talk about that that level of deficiency
of both. Okay, no person that I've ever seen, rapper or otherwise looks cool give their chain snatch. We all look like little kids that get straggled at the supermarket. My mom is you know, it's it's all DEEPO. It's my grandmama got men chain, right. So I remember because I haven't been on the train a lot, but I remember being I was shooting comedy knockout and I was going to meet somebody. So this is like Harlem Spanish Harlem. And I go and it's like summertime. I think it's
like twenty the summers twenties sixteen, I believe. And I'm going to get on the train very recrudgingly, and I see this rolling message that says, attention, it has changed snatching season. Don't be flashy with your jewelry. And I was like, first of all, I thought Christmas would change snatching season. I did not know that the dead of July. I mean, I guess anytime, I mean change snatching this
year round. You know what I mean. Just let's see a message that said it is chain snatching season, do not be flashy with your jewelry. The other thing about change is that you can I have seen a man wear a chain that is too thin for him. I have seen men in change that was too big for them. Like I've never seen a woman in a chain. Or'm just like, sis, do you even want to ultra thick there?
But there's a there's a different there's just the way that the thickness sat woman getting made sense on her. But I have seen big men with very thin they just time I don't like, sir, where did you get this gold dental floss? Because on me, it's a regular chain. I'm a dainty lady right on this grown ass man. Once you hit a certain size, you have to think about what the how the sizes of things work. You
see what I mean? Yeah, I think that you actually should not have to me, you shouldn't have a chain that is more than half an inch thicker than the veins in your neck, because this is where men get into trouble. This is where we get into a little bit of the like ultra macho, long and and thick chain that doesn't really look good on you, doesn't really sit well, make your neck bend over a little bit.
You know. I've seen chains that were there's a gentleman that I am aware of who it's like six it's like in the six threes, you know, and has the longest chain I have ever seen on anybody. And in so long you think it looks like two chains, it looks like to chain, it looks like two chains that have been attached in the end. Yeah, because it's so long, like he'll never after unhood, Like like there was one day I was so tempted to just stand in front of him and put the chain on me as well.
I mean, when you're that tall, you really don't even have to worry about chain snatching because that's just hanging. It's just but like it hangs so like it hangs low over it's like the middle. It's like it's above his belly button, but it's like below his startom. So it's like it's very yeah, and I was like, this is it hangs like a doorway. But at the same time, I don't hate it. I mean, he seems tall enough
to pull it off. It's like it was a short guy with that chain that was just stepping on it and tripping himself up like a looney tune that. I think it's because he has a long torso, because some people get like my I have long Like I'm not a tall person, right, I'm fine for and I'm formally average height for a woman. This bases just got bigger than me. And so most of my height comes from my legs, Like my torso's nut doesn't match to wear
like my legs. So my torso wasn't that long. So if I had, I don't like a really long chain. But also I had like I used to make jewelry and still kind of do um and this is is for fun and not for profit. Um. So the thing about chains is like I would make chains, and I would make the length usually around like twenty around twenty inches based on me. That's wrong, change with me, but like sixteen, like it's too small or whatever, too short. I don't like that chain. That just oh, that's just
almost like a choker. It's almost like a choker, just a little bit looser than joker. I hate that ship because I don't feel like that I'm being loosely choked. It's like that Mitch Headberg jokers. Like wearing a turtle neck, it's like being like lightly choked all there. Uh, and wearing a turtleneck in a backpack, it's like trying. It's like someone trying to like a small person trying to
take it down. Also, like my neck is not super long because people do have you know, there's different links of necks, right, So someone was like a really long neck because I'm always very aware of my neck because I get did get to a point in my joint in my life as a person where I feel I worked very hard to make try to have a neck m because I feel like at one point I was close to losing my neck. This is the thing. So
chain will also accentuate the neck. No, no, no, no no, no no, no no no, if you're a person with no neck, because I was a nat swing from being a person with no neck out here just being a straight linebacker. And I have done invasive maneuvers to make sure that I am if I'm a neck having American. Um. When you see someone who truly has no neck with a chain on, it looks like an optical illusion. What is the chain attached to? How is it out here?
How is it living its life? So you've seen people who change with too small use to people who change with too long. Um your chain hang load. There's a wobble to and fro um. Which is also a very silly song. Have you heard that song? No? Yeah, I love that song. It's very silly. It's gonna get stuck in my head. Now, don't let it do it? They go the song? You know you know, uh Georgia by ludicrous. Think of that. So so you know what, let's put
it up now, don't get mad, now need grow. You have not proven to me you can give it to the listener you want to. You have not given me adequate evidence to show me why you think that the chain I under saying it's not in your mouth. That's the only reason you've given me that the chain is better than the grill. I feel like you haven't seen magnificent grills. So I on your Instagram machine. I'm going to send you a website a Instagram profile from where
I got my girl from. And he is doing amazing work. I think you need to see it. Well, look, while you're doing that, I'll go ahead and wrap up the episode. Thank you all so much for listening. To hold up, We're gonna put it to you, the listener. Are you on the side of chains or grills? Which do you prefer? Which do you think is superior? All right? And if you are looking to catch up with us, please like and subscribe to the YouTube videos. Hit that subscribe button,
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just it's just not my thing. I mean, I never wanted to call you a hater to your face. Wow. Wow. We should probably end before that happens. We should wrap up. Thank you all so much for listening, and I hope you have a great weekend. We will catch you next week. By your mama change he wants one. This has been hold up. We've covered conscious wrap versus club bangers, barstow versus body wash, diners versus waffle houses, all sorts of things. What else should we be talking about? We want to
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