Elon Musk Offers To Buy Twitter | Rosie Perez

Dunny Show coming on. Thank you so much for turning in. Thank you for coming out in question, thanks for being here. I appreciate you. I like seeing human beings. I'm so excited because tonight tonight we got Jordan Clapper who's on the show. He went down to Florida to see Pack, which is basically Republican Comic Con, So you know that's gonna be interesting. And on top of that, New York's very own Rosie Perez is gonna be joining us everyone.

That's gonna be great. So we're talking about boxing and the flight attendant. So let's do these people. Let's jump straight into today's headlines. All right, I don't even need to tell you this, but the biggest news of the day has been about Twitter, a fun place to share

jokes and find out which celebrities are dead. Now you may remember last week Elon Musk became Twitter's largest shareholder by buying ten percent of their stock, which gives him majority control of Denzel expressing relief, Well, now you don't. Musk has decided he doesn't want ten percent of Twitter. No, he wants one of Twitter. Yeah, because he has plans to make it the best social media site in the world.

Testla's CEO. Elon Musk is offering to buy Twitter all of the shares he does not currently own, for forty three point four billion dollars in cash. He also says he wants to take the company private. Musk writing a letter to Twitter chair Brett Taylor, saying, quote, Twitter has extraordinary potential. I will unlock it. A top priority I have I would have is eliminating the spam and and scam butts um and the butt armies that are on Twitter. Um that makes the product much worse. Oh ship, it's

happening people. Elon Musk is attempting a hostile takeover of Twitter. He's offering forty three billion dollars all cash, take it or leave it's yeah, that was his offer, his actual or forty three billion dollars all cash, take it or leave it, which you gotta admit as very Indian uncle waits negotiates, you know. Yeah, Indian uncles always think if they put cash at the end of the offer, then you can't refuse. You know. It's like travel, I'll give

you forty seven dollars for your car. What no cash? Don't it's a car. I'm gonna give you that. It's your car now because of Elon Musk is Elon Musk. He didn't he didn't just make a normal offer. No, he offered to pay fifty four twenty per share. Yeah, not fifty four dollars exactly know fifty And that's how you know that you're too rich when you're spending an extra few million dollars just to slip a weed joke in to your takeover of it. And he didn't even

have to waste that extra money. We already knew he was high when he said he would quote unlocked Twitter's full potential man, which, by the way, am I the only person who got freaked out by that? Part where he said that he says he wants to unlock Twitter's full potential. I thought Twitter was unlocked. No, like, is there is there a locked version we don't know about? Are their parts of Twitter that are still shut down? Well,

maybe let's keep them like that. Yeah. Never once have I logged onto Twitter and being like, man, I just wish this place would let loose people really hold background here, all nuanced thing ship. But that's the thing with Elon Musk. Nobody knows what he's gonna do. He's super smart, definitely, but he admits that he also loves dumb jokes. So we don't know how this could turn out. This this this could turn Twitter into the best version of itself.

Or he could just rename tweets foughts and retweets refarts. The United Nations today re farting a farts from President Biden, many faces online saying that this fart went too far. Moving on to defer, Now, I know a lot of people don't like Elon Musk, but I will admit some of the suggestions that he had for Twitter are not that bad. Right, he wants an edit button. I like that idea, all right. He wants to make the algorithm more transparent, so we know why things are trending. A

white tweets go places. I like that, right, And he wants to get rid of bots and scams, which I love. I hate the butts on Twitter. Do you know how many hours I've wasted talking to Oprah two fo or six seven crypto, only to find out later that it wasn't really Oprah. I told him my deepest secrets and I gave her money. I mean yeah, in hindsight, it was weird that Oprah was asking me for money, but she seems so real and that would catch anyone. Guys.

And this is also a risky business movie, because if you kick all the butts off of Twitter, that's the platform, all right, who's gonna be left? Huh Yeah, it's like trying to ban all sex criminals from Hollywood. He's just gonna be left with Paul Rods and baby Yoda. That's gonna be it. Sorry, what's that? Baby Yoda did? What? Sorry? Guys, it's just Paul rod Now, that's all that's left, all right, But let's move on from Twitter to another place, and

nobody gets along and nothing gets done. The U. S Senate for decades now, one of the most prestigious members of the Senate has been Diane Feinstein, Democrat from California. Right she's been a leading voice on environmental issues and lgbt Q rights, and she was the first woman ever to chair the Intelligence Committee, which was a big deal.

But recently some of her colleagues have been voicing concern about whether the senator still has the capacity to do her job, and they're wondering if it's time for the senator to step down. Some members of Congress are reportedly expressing concerns about Senator Diane Feinstein's memory now. The San Francisco Chronicle reports it spoke to four U. S Senators, three of whom are Democrats, a California Democratic member of Congress, and several former Finstein staffers. All of them say her

memory appears to be getting worse now. The Chronicle says one of them even started talking to other people in Congress to see if they could convince her to resign. An unnamed Democrat in Congress who has worked with the senator for fifteen years had to reintroduce themselves several times during a recent policy discussion. Feinstein also allegedly repeated several questions during that encounter. Who all right, This is a

tough one, it really is. I mean, on the one hand, you don't want to expel Senator Einstein just because she's old, right, But on the other hand, if she is losing her faculties, you can't have her making decisions that affect the entire country. You know. This is like, this reminded me of my grandfather. Right. He used to babysit me when I was younger, which was fine, Which was fine until I realized that his

mind was slipping and I could trick him. Yeah, Like, one day I tricked him into spending all the Famili's grocery money on tama got cheese instead of food. And that night, when my mom got home, she saw there was no food and she made me eat my grandfather. Now I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm joking. She just beat the ship out of me, that's all. But you know what, I'm glad it happened because it inspired me to work hard so I canna make enough money to buy my

own time of gut cheese. And look at me now, mom, a grown man with ten thousand time a got Jesus I clin't mark, you can't touch me? Yeah, have you left me? Now? By the way, if anyone wants ten thousand time, here's the thing. Everyone in Congress is asking the question now because of the story. Should there be an age limit? Right? Because there's already a minimum age, so people are saying they should be a maximum age.

I think if you're not gonna have a maximum age, then it's only fair that you get rid of the minimum you know. Yeah, because right now you have to be thirty years old to be a senator. Why, let's be honest. You could you could vote for Senator baby. Sounds ridiculous, but think about a Senator Baby isn't fleeing to cancoon during a power failure. Senator baby, Senator Baby is responsible. Senator Baby isn't cheering on insurrectionists. No, Senator

Baby wants one thing and one thing alone. Bah bah. And you might not know what bub Ba is, but do you know what rand Paul is talking about the time? I rest my case, but do you realize the average age of the Senate is sixty four average age? And I'm not saying that they can't do their job. I'm just saying how invested are you in the future of the planet if you'll be leaving soon? You know, hey, I know how I treat the urinal at Disney World.

That's not my house. And just to be clear, just so to be clear, and people like, oh, it's ages and no, look, I'm not saying that being younger guarantees your brain works. Okay, Like, look at Madison court On, he's twenty six. He's having all these delusions of like cocaine and orgies in Congress, which you know isn't a real thing people in congress on having orgies. If they were, they'd probably be terrible. I respectfully remind the gentle lady

from Minnesota that she's out of order. The gentleman from my Tanna second. And as for me, I yield the remainder of my time. I got a lot more excited than I touch, a lot more. All right, let's move on to some sports news. It is NBA playoffs season, that magical time of the year when the league's best players battled it out for the championship and the Knicks go on their annual fishing trip. Now, there's always a lot of drama in the NBA playoffs, but last nights

one player got a little too dramatic. Charlotte Hornets had a rough night in Atlantic Charlie. Getting frustrated in the fourth quarter, Miles Bridges gets ejected after a fan yells at him on the way out. He threw his mouth guard, hitting a girl in the stands. After the game, Bridges called his actions unacceptable and went on Twitter to see if he could contact that young lady to make up for what he did. I was upset about a call I was naming for the guy that was screaming at me.

And you know what I'm saying, they hit it hit a little girl. So that's definitely unacceptable on my part. And I'll take, you know, full of responsibility. Okay, all right. First of all, good on Miles Bridges for taking responsibility, you know, for throwing his mouth got into the crowd. I like that, he said. He's like, look, man, I shouldn't have done that. I will also say this, if you're a basketball player who shoots for the heckler, but you hit a teenage girl, kind of prove the heck's part.

That's your only job. And to be fair, that girl played horrible defense, but still I'm not blaming her. I'm not blaming her now. You know, if you follow sports, you may have noticed that this feels like it's a bit of a trend recently, you know, fans antagonizing the players, or players losing their ship with the crowd. Like a few days ago, Carrie Irving he got in the face of a fan who shouts at something at him, But then it turned out that he got angry at the

wrong fan, all right. Yeah. And then in the Premier League, Christiano Ronaldo slapped a kid's phone out of his hand because he was injured and the kid was filming, and then he was frustrated and he said sorry afterwards. But people like, I don't know if confrontations are getting worse because of COVID, and like athletes and fans are anger,

but it does seem like everyone needs to chill. Okay. Yeah, if you're a professional athletes, you have to accept that part of your job is getting yelled at by strangers. It's part of the job, all right. It just comes with the territory certain jobs do. It's the same way strippers know people are gonna be throwing money at them. Yeah, if you are a stripper and you have a fear of flying upje if you're in the wrong job. You know, if you're like ha ha ha ha, just deposited into

my account, that's not how this works. Athletes have to learn to ignore it, you know, if you don't want to get yelled at by strangers. There are a lot of other jobs where it doesn't happen, Like like, I've never once been at the dentist office, just like, boom, this dude sucks at scraping my gums. Boo, you're not even a real doctor. But I will say this. The fans also needed chill. Remember, athletes are human beings, all right.

Have some respect, have some compassion because a lot of the fans right now are filming themselves saying crazy ship to athletes because they know if they get a reaction, they're going to go viral. Right Like last month, one dude heckled a player on the Portland Trailblazers by talking ship about his grandmother, who had recently died of COVID Exactly, guys, I'm sorry if you're looking for heckling material in the obituaries, that's taking things too far, all right, Say something about

the game and move on. That's a shitty thing to do. Like you, you had a professional basketball game. It's supposed to be fun. Why are you so angry? There's the people in the stands. This is fun almost. See like NBA games needs to add like a quot side therapist for the fans. Yeah. I guess when I when I screamed that Lebron sucks donkey balls, I was. I was really angry at my dad for never hugging me. Lebron

reminds me of my dad. He left to go to another city and he pretended like it was normal, and that's why. So my advice would be for everyone to take the temperature down just a notch and remember that the point of going to a game isn't to try and get a professional athlete to beat the ship out of you. Okay, the point of going to the game is to bribe your kids with snacks so they pick you in the custody battle. Remember what it's about. It's

about love, all right. Finally, let's talk about homelessness. It is a big problem in America, and not everyone is offering helpful solutions right. For instance, in Tennessee, yesterday the state Senate passed a bill that would make it a crime to sleep under bridges, Yeah, which I guess could save lives given the states of infrastructure in this country. But I don't think that that that's what they were

going for. You know, they just don't want to have to look and homeless people anymore, so they made it a crime. But here here's my question. Whenever they do this, what are the homeless people supposed to do? Right when you make it a like, what do you think is gonna happen? You think they're gonna be like, well, if sleeping under this bridge is illegally, I guess I'll finally

buy that town house I've been looking at. It was all about my options because honestly, these policies are pretty typical of the approach to homelessness in many parts of the country. And now the reason that people are talking about visible in particular this one is because of this really inspirational story that one Republican told during the debates to figure, I haven't given you all the history lesson in a while, and I want to give you a

little history on homelessness. Not teen and ten, Hitler decided to live on the streets for a while. So for two years, Hitler lived on the streets and practice his oratory, in his body language and how to connect with the masses, and then went on to later life that got him in the history book. So a lot of these people that's not at it in very interesting angle to take. And that's right, folks, are Hitler or is our homemercer

And it made him a better person. Mur yes, don't despair homeless paper or if you really apply yourself one day you two could do a grander side, like just just checking the Hitler and this inspiring story is this adult Hitler, Like there isn't another Hitler someone in history who was an astronaut or something, right, And I was just like, hey, I'm Hitler. What Yeah, yeah, I'm the Olympic skater Steve Hitler. Oh ship you should just go

by Steve Man. Yeah. You you realize comparing homeless people to the worst person in history is definitely not gonna help them, right, because who's gonna want to help homeless people? Now? This is gonna be people like no, I'm not giving you money. You could become the future Hitler. And by the way, who even knew that Hitler as homeless? Did you guys know that? I didn't I didn't know this. I don't know about you, but it creeps me out

when people know too much about Hitler's life. Yeah, there's something really disturbing about anyone who's like, did you know Hitler's favorite fruit was the mango? I'm just I'm just gonna go over here now. It's a weird thing. All right. That's it for the headlines, which means it's time for us to check in on this Weekend's where the forecast without very own dessil like everybody good too. But you see, Dessie, how you're doing great? Good to see you. We're back

with our audience. Yea, the good day, the good day. Also, you'll like this. I set up a booby trap in my building to catch whoever's been stealing my neighbor's paper before I could steal it. So that's a good good thing for a bad thing. Oh yeah, we'll get him. We'll get him or her. What's going on? What's been going on? God? That story? How crazy? Did that guy actually use Hitler as an inspiration story? Are we doing

that now? Are we doing like hashtag Hitler goals? I mean it's bad enough, like girl boss culture already makes me feel so unaccomplished. Now I gotta live up to Hitler. Well, I don't think you have to. You know, it's like too much pressure. Man, It's not cool. Although I will say, if it works, I will use that tactic to get my kid to finish his dinner. Yeah. Do you know who would eat all this broccoli? Hitler? If he can do it, so can you. That's gonna be a weird

thing to teach your kids. I think. Also that mouthguard thing, What the hell, Trevor, Have you ever been hit in the head with a mouth guard? I actually have once, me too, Yeah, like every day in third grade and fourth and fifth and six. Yeah, it was. The teachers were super mean at that school. It's a very strange school. Anyway, Dissy, what's going on with the weather this weekend? Come on, Trevor, the weather. I mean, we know each other better than that.

We can't cut the small talk. I'm not your neighbor and the elevator. Let's have a real conversation, you know, heart to heart. Tell me what are your deepest, darkest fears? No, no, I want to know what what The weather is? Not small? Here's another one. When was the last time you cried No, you can tell me. It's just you, me, all these lovely people. No, it's not small to saying the weather.

I was talking about the weather like behind it's behind God. Yeah, the past is always haunting us right at the back door. Man can't escape it, you know they can't. No, No, I'm you see here's a question. Are you asking about the weather or is it your inner child? That's what I want to know. What is it specifically about the weather that's triggering you. It's it's the picture that's behind you. Yeah,

it's like the news we do is it's hard. It's like you can you can keep those memories right up here, and they just they're not memories. I feel like nobody's trying to make a new show with me. Um, you don't understand. I'm glad we had this top because I could tell you were really frustrated. I have gotten frustrated. Yeah, well I'm glad I could help Zara. You need anything else for me while I'm here? No, we're good, were good,

desilic everybody. Thank you so much. All Right, we'll be right back with Jordan Clapper and the Republicans right after this. It's the Weather's welcome up to the data show. Recently, our very old Jordan Clapper traveled down to Florida to finger the pulse at the Conservative Political Action Conference. It led to some unexpected into actions and one very unexpected place. Every year Seepack brings together all the brightest minds and sales people in the conservative world and with the world

careinean from crisis to crisis. I've come to Orlando to find out where their movement is going, embraced myself for what's to come. People ask me question who the future of the Republican Party is from its Trump. Trump is the Republican Party see Pats Trump apputter support. The greatest president ever Donald J. Trump? Donald J. Trump, the greatest president. If you look at the Trump administration on paper as a report card, it was stellar. It just was numbers.

The economy. The economy I'm talking about before the COVID economic collapse. We don't count the whole term. We can cherry pick numbers that make him look like a fantastic president. Why are you so? Says I like how he's funny. He's just funny, and how's funny to debate? He was like him to little Marco, You're you're fat, You're stupid. I just loved him. I felt like his personality was my personality. He's like, it's a fifteen year old sense of humor exactly, But that is I love that. You

wanted a fifteen year oldest president, you got one. Clearly this was still Trump's party, but this trip wasn't about or at all. Is this what I think it is? It's a Trump sex way or S and M. That's nice. And then you get somebody that it's like, it's about the GOP and their party's planned to tackle the issues that face America. They don't want to destroy the neutral family. Who does? But the left? The Democratic Party. You can't use the words mother father? Am I gonna get in

trouble if I use the word mother or father? They'll try to correct you. What do you think of the trans issue right now? That seems to be a big talking point here. I don't think it should be indoctrinated into kids, indoctrinated in what way? Indoctrinated in what way? Um putting trans flags and elementary kids schools rooms because they're pretty colors. Those flags they offend you, they don't

offend me. I think they cause problems for young people to see a flag like that in their no, to have colors like that and then associating it to something else. What are the colors? Actually, don't even think I know the color, but they're pretty offensive. Uh, they're colorful, and kids like colors. But even though the theme of SPA with the culture war, what about the war war? Whose fault is what's happening in Ukraine? Right? But is Biden's fault?

He didn't do anything to to protect the nation, to protect those people. When you look at what happened between Russia and Ukraine, you have to point the finger at the leader of the United States of America. Of course you have to. Biden helped make Ukraine so important by all the dealings that they were doing in it. How should a leader handle someone like Vladimir Puden? Piece through strength, piece through strikes. What do you think about Donald Trump

when he called Vladimir Putin a genius? Was that him being tough? I think he has a way of playing with words. Yeah, definitely, like saying the opposite of what patriot which, and then he gets the media riled up. He disregards his own intelligence community. Instead he kisses the ass of Ladimir Putin. But that's him just being smiled, being a wise guy. He's being a wise guy. The market, crowds, obsessions were predictable. Is this a little much? But there

was a new infatuation. I was surprised to hear because for the first time at Sepack people were applauding another country. Hungry is on the forefront. When you see people like leaders in Hungry talking and speaking the way that Donald Trump did when he was in office, it inspires me. I think Hungry as positive example about how being a confident conservative can really do wonderful things for our country.

That's right, Conservatives here, we're looking for inspiration from Hungary, the central European country that's been steadily sliding away from democrat see under its right wing leader Victor Orban. Trump has endorsed Orbon twice, and Tucker Carl Stton has done a week of shows and a special about Hungary. It's how m job to defend Hungary, only to learn from it as an American and try and hold up the

lessons for us to emulate. Zpack is doing a special event from Hungary in May, and there are even conservative speakers from Hungary here in Orlando. God, bless your god less America. God, that's Hungary and there, of course let's go Brad. So I decided to pack a backpack full of rapid tests and Trevor's m X card to figure the Pulse International style. I arrived in beautiful Budapest to find out how similar these two movements really are. What

do you think about what's happening with Ukraine? What's happened there? It's not Pu's fault, If not Putin's fault, is it Biden's fault? You can't put this question for Biden's on how much million billion dollars invested in Krein? This makes me feel at home. I gotta say, yep, there is a lot here to unpack. I did in my new half hour special lock Her Up. I thought I heard lock her Up? If you want to quality hit the road, Jack, I think I ask all the hard hitting questions. What

is Hungarian for? Asking? As we have Shagnallo in America? And I investigate the GOP's obsession with this barely democratic democracy. Only chance? Is the back together like suicide squad? Did you see suicide squad? Of? Actually? Did? Is it like suicide squad? No? Ships? So the government knows all your contacts and has success to all my messages. Tune in a awful I told you hold on one second. You

don't happen to know my wife's phone number. You thank you so much for I'm really looking forward to it all right. When we come back New York, hurry on. Rosy Perez is joining me. Well again for Faith Heary. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is Oscar and Emmy Award nominated actor Rosie Perez. She's here to talk about the new season of the HBO Max series The Flights Attendant. Please welcome Rogy Perez. Ye, welcome

back to the Amy Show. Thank you for it's so good to have youre and congratulations on season two of The Flight Attendant. That's really exciting. Yes, it's very exciting. Like when you started the show, did you think it would receive the amount of a claim that it has, Because, I mean, it got tons of Emmy nominations, people have raved about it. It's no surprise that it got renewed. But when you start a show, do you have a feeling where you go, Yeah, this is this is just

going to keep going. When I first read it, I said, this is a weird show, and I turned it down because I don't like traveling. I hate flying. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm glad that I said yes. Um. It was the first scene that I had with Kaylee Koko. I just knew it. I just knew it the first day, first scene out the bag, I said, this is going to be a hit. The two of you do have an amazing chemistry, and you know, to your point of the Carrot does. What I loved right at the end

of season one is that your character. I mean, it was one of the most amazing monologues. If you haven't watched the show, watch it and then specifically the scene, you know what I'm talking about, this beautiful moment where your character has this this this monologue where you know, she talks about you know, the invisible woman, and it's it's it's this beautiful journey where we we we we learn about menopause, but in intimate way. It's not like

a caricature of what menopause is. What was more special about that scene for you? It was special because in Hollywood they don't allow women to age, you know, and you have to do all this ship to your face and body and you know, I'm furious. I love to eat, honey. I can't do it. I just can't do it, you know. I mean I try, but it was it was very

important to me too, to embrace the age. I thought it would be okay because just because you turn a certain age doesn't mean you're dead it, you know, but when you do turn a certain age, your mind is going crazy. It especially when it's menopause. You're like, what

the hell is going on? You know? And um so I really wanted to bring that and I was really happy that the executive producers, uh you know, Steve Yachi, Meredith Lavender and Morrissey, they were like, go with it, you know, And I was like, great, you know, and I and and you're right. I get so much response from women of a certain age. Thank you, thank you. My husband doesn't think I'm crazy now, you know. It really has been amazing towards you know, you know, and

I feel like Rosie Perez as a whole. It's like, I feel like you're in a moment right now, you know, which which is such a wonderful thing. You know, it's it's it's flights attendant of course, and then you're one of my favorite moments from the Oscars just that scene of like the reunion of the cost of White Men con jumped. You know, that was really cool to see.

I was just off at them, though you were. I was because I said, I just said to them, I have a train, just pick it up, because they had a set back and fluff it, let it go and let me walk out. They said okay, and then I see I see on the playback they were holding it the whole time, cracking up and they were high. If there is I think there was a joke. No, man, oh that's that's okay. You see, now this is what I'm nothing behind the scenes, in the behind the scenes.

You you I feel like you're you're you're living in an exciting time right now. You're back in New York. Now for a little bit. The boxing Madison Square Garden, Madison Square Garden April, there's going to be the biggest women's boxing title last time, first time ever, ever, that's going to be a women's boxing headline at MSG. Ever. They are the main event. It is Amanda Sarano. She is boring and versus Katie Taylor, and she's no joke. You know, these are really two tough women who are

at the elite level. It's not just a silly fight. This is gonna be a banga. I will say this. I did not have a lot of love for Jake Paul. I have never met him, um, just because of the antics and all of that. You know, I don't know

him personally. I have no nothing personally against him, but I was just like, whatever, the fact that he put on this fight against Amanda Surrandal versus Katie Taylor at Madison Square Garden a um is something to give him a lot of credit for because they're that fight should have happened years ago, and a lot of promoters did not pay attention, even the promoters that are co promoting the fight. You know, Amanda Surrandal deserved that fight. She

deserved more. Katie Taylor was getting paid and Amanda Surranda was not. She is a seven the Asian seven time world champions, seven division, seven divisions, and now she's getting a real pay day. Now she's getting like seven figures. And I hate to say it, but it's all because of Jake Paul. You know, I gotta give him credit, but you know what, stay the hell out of the ring. Jake you know, oh man, if it's talk. Thank you so much for joining on the show. I appreciate you.

I'd love to see you here. Season two of The Flight Attendant for Me is April one, HBO. Max. You're gonna take a quick break, but will be right back off the war. Well that's our show for tonight. But before we go, remember teen Rubicon mobilizing veterans to help people prepare, respond, and recover from the disasters. They're on the ground right now supporting internally displaced persons inside Ukraine. Sure if you can doing answer the linky low to

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