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Early Birds vs. Night Owls - Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

Dec 30, 202243 min
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“When you wake up at those early hours.. that's the billionaire millionaire type lifestyle right there. Where you just have so much done while other people are still waking up.” - Josh Johnson

“Our early birds have given us function, but our night owls are giving us design and fun.” - Dulcé Sloan

It’s early birds vs. night owls this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. 

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You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey, it's Josh Johnson. You're listening to hold Up. It's a podcast where me and my friend and Daily Show correspond Dulce Sloan, We debate the real pressing issues of the world. You know, body wash versus bar soap, chicken soup versus to meto, soup, grills versus chains. You get it, all right, have a listen and if you like what you here find the full series of hold Up, with new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts. This is the podcast called

hold Up. I'm Josh Johnson. I'm your co host, joined by my other co host, sand And today that's the lots of artillery. I get it. I get it that. Yeah, that was that was more shots let off than than like a military funeral. And that was because I couldn't bring my bagpipes. Also, I just enjoy it. I just enjoy a tongue roll, you know what I mean. Just let these men know that I'm a good time. And today's argument from a review left on Apple Podcast. So just just know you can hitting us up on the

Apple podcast. You can be leaving commons on the videos on YouTube and on the posts on all of social and today we're doing early birds versus nine ouns. Bro Okay, so do say let the people know what is what is your stance? Which? What? What do you? Where? Are you covering it me from today? You know your girl, it's one of these nocturnal birds, baby boy out there. We did a night owl, you know, a bird out here in a night time. My mom called me a

night owl. She told me when I was shous just be like I always missed like a bunch of the Saturday morning cartoons because my brother would be up at like eight like on it, and I'm like waking up at eleven and going like, are there any left? Then? I missed along? Yes, yes I did. I Are there any left? Is there any animated series for your girl to watch? Yeah? Because my mom told me i was nine years old that I need to have a job where I worked at night because I was never I've

never been a morning person. I've never been a daytime person. Like I was working on a project and I tried to do it at like three pm, and I just couldn't get at like, Okay, it's eleven, I'm gonna start doing this. I started that at eleven pm on Sunday, twelve pm twelve am on Sunday ended it like six am, which is later than I wanted to do it, but like that's what my brain to be like popping. So the times that my brain I think works the best is the nighttime. The night time is the right time

baby anyway. Um so yeah, I'm a night our. I'm not hearing the screets like I don't ever want to wake up. Like like my last day job, I had to be at work at my desk sitting down at seven am to sell stucco in two languages every day was hard because if I'm if I see seven am, I want to be going to bed. I don't ever need to be anywhere at eight o'clock in the morning. Never, never, never. I'm a smooth like let me wake up at ten waking I get you nine thirty, But waking up at

photo in the morning, I'm like, bro, I don't. I don't like it because you strike me as you know, the early bird get the worm type nigga Like it's um okay, So look, I've been known throughout my life to have the night our five, so I can't act like I always walked after the straightened arrow. But an early bird lifestyle, that's all I'm saying. Early bird lifestyle

is better. What's an early bird lifestyle When you wake up at those early hours and you get you get your food in, you have your breakfast, you work out. That's the billionaire millionaire type lifestyle right there, where you just you just have so much done while other people are still waking up. It's hard to be like, I've lived night out right, So I've had to work nights before. So when I worked at UM trigger Joe's did I did both at certain points. So there was one point

where I was a full on like nights. I only did nights, and it would be I would show up to work at six pm and I would get off my shift at one am. Like that's how you know nights we're talking, okay, And so I've had that thing. But that also had the thing doing comedy this whole time, by the way, So then I've had that thing where I was like six to one, So obviously I didn't do shows those nights. Yeah, but then you try to write jokes and stuff during the day, so at least

you made something of your day. Comedy wise, and then I've had the thing of of early mornings. Like I remember, I used to do four am s so I would do four am, too new and that was really hard. That was like, that was some of the hardest. That's not even I don't even because it's because I had a friend who had a shift like that, and you can't do it's horrible. You can't do anything. You gotta go to bed at like yeah. So then I was doing shows at night, and then I had to, you know,

get up and go do the four am, right. And the thing that ends up happening with that is that if I had a show night before, I was ruining. But on those rare nights where I didn't never show, I wrote jokes that day. So I was letting myself off a look, and I went to bed at like even just ten. Even if I went to bed at ten, was still too late for a four inship going to bed ten starting my day, getting going to work it

for you and being done by new. So I've made all the money I need to make by news, and now the rest of the day is grave. Because let's say I hadn't early shipped at the next day off, I was living. It felt like I had two days off because if I don't have to worry about going to bed early again, starting my day off early was probably one of the best it's I came and compared, Like when you compare the two to productivity, there's like no comparison almost right, But if you think about it,

there's only so many hours. There's only twenty four hours in a day, right, yeah, yeah, no matter where are you? Because like I had a job where I was um cleaning up medical records, like basically like you basically editing and fixing, fixing medical records for from that county. I like, how for a second it sounds like you were forging medical records because you're like, you know, I used to clean up medical records. You know, somebody meet their insurance

to act, right I would. Now, I can't say I haven't had a job where somebody used to come in with pay stups. I'm not gonna say that job. I'm not gonna say that I didn't work on a car lot. And for people who like, like you say you work at like a as a barber or like a hairdresser, you don't get a regular paycheck. So if you're trying to get an auto loan you have, it's very hard to prove your income, right, So we had a guy, So my boss had a guy he would call and

that guy would create pay stups. He's like, okay, so how much are you saying? How much you our? How you have the watermark whole nine? So, I mean it was very good at it because and I was like, y'alls had another job and I was just like wait, wait, wait, wait, are you're doing this and crime? Yeah? I was like he worked in I think the other job he had like he was like working for like Comcast or some ship. And I was like, honestly, Comcast is trash. Like I

really hope that that forgery business really picked up. But yeah, when you were doing crime and you need a side hustle that's legitimate, you might as well not do that crime, right Or is the crime supplementing? Like I used to date this guy who saw weed, but he also worked in and worked Like I just about to say, yeah, if you if you sell any sort of drugs and you still have to worry about being late anywhere, yeah

you need to pick another lifestyle. Like you're clearly not good at selling drugs, which is don't have the clientele. It's the thing you need to leave behind. Anyway I'm saying is I had a job, so I worked when I worked for Winette County, I worked three to eleven. It was the worst shift. I can start doing stand up yet, but they'd probably start doing stand up until

like four years later. But three to eleven you can't do anything because like most of the restaurants this is like two thousand and five, two thousand six, Yeah, this thousand five, So most restaurants about eleven o'clock are closed, like sit down restaurants are closed. But you got to work too early to go get lunch with anybody. You can't really get it. So it's it was a sweet

spot of not being able to do jack ship. And then you know, any of you meet somebody like you can never go on a date to like, oh it's on a date on Tuesday. I get off work at eleven o'clock at night. Can you get you go to movies? So I mean, if you work three even pretty much gotta get right to it, right, Like we don't have six. We either got to have extra times or we're gonna be on the phone. Because it was and the guy I was engaged to so many moons ago. He was

my co worker at this fucking job. So he got he got it. I mean I didn't marry him, so he didn't get it. Get it. No, but I'm saying he got it as in he got your situation right. I had a moment when you mentioned diamonds where I realized that for early birds there's a type and a level a breakfast maybe even brunch. Early birds are getting the night owls will never know because they're asleep. You know. Breakfast places are like closer too, no no, no, no no, no,

nine hours or a weight by brunch some SI. Now, I know a lot of people like if you're working like the food industry and you're getting off at four in the morning, like I was working at a job where I was I was working at like a server at a pool hall. I've had a lot of job shot. Yeah you said it like you said pool hall, like you weren't sure if big play pool. Well I was trying to. No, I was trying to because there was

a whole bunch of other stuff in there. So it was also like video game like think of like a very low budget David Busters like we were getting paid, like you know, our servers are supposed to get paid a different minimum wage. We were getting paid regular minimum wage. And I think it's because they were letting people smoke inside and they and they weren't supposed to. And also they weren't like like calculating our tips. They weren't taking it.

They weren't really they weren't really great at paying taxes. Uh, there was a shady as job. I ended up being like a I end up getting real sick because they were smoking inside without the proper find lynship. But you know, being a server, you're getting off three or four in the morning. A lot of times you don't go to bed until six or seven. You're not going to bed till seven in the morning. So if you're going to bed at seven in the morning, yeah, you're gonna miss brunch.

But if you're a night owl, because like I worked day jobs the whole time, and there was still a night owl. So I was still going to bed at like like I just go to bed at one, Like even during lockdown, I was still going to bed at two in the morning. Yeah, because like I tried to go to bed at eleven. I tried. But you're going about at eleven, you wake up at like seven and o'clock in the morning. Yeah, the funk? Am I wait

for it? There's nothing going on because it's like, if you go about at eleven and you wake up at seven and you're working from home, you didn't have a place to go in the first place. Okay, but hear me out here, this is this is where I feel like we're gonna we're gonna finally really clashed. So the thing with way picking up at those times, it's not about stuff going on. It's about you going on. It's about you getting up, getting the stuff checked off your list.

That's just all you. You never wonder who that person is where you start your day, Where do you start your day at nine, ten whenever, and there's already an email in your inbox. That's that's an early bird. That's somebody who's like, let me go ahead and set the world in motion, all right. Early birds have some options that I just personally don't feel like I had when I was like a full long night ow like what

like one big real study about this. You have more uh willpower and bear decision making in the earlier part of the day after you've already been up for quite a while. It starts to diminiage where you're like, oh, I guess I could do that, but I don't know. I probably just won't know. I mean, that's a late in the day decision. And what happens with a lot of night owls is that some night our was very

responsible with their sleepies, or that the most aren't. Most of like I'm gonna wake up it in a while hour, I'm stay up all night because that's why I get stuck done. So I get that I've been that person, but I'm telling you what, early birds there's just a

different way that they move. It's just a bit more productive to it that I kind of feel like this is propaganda only because only because it's like one thing that people love to do is they feel like, oh, the only reason I'm not a millionaire is because because like that's why people have the whole classes on, like people get rich telling you how to get rich. Ye, So I think this early bird propaganda came from the fact that we are We started as I mean, it's

most of the world did as an agricultural society. Because what school was based off of that was all that you need your children to help you harvest. But now we've got big as cities. The kids need to be at school one, two because there's so many there's only so many hours in a day, right, because I've gotten up at seven am and thought it was gonna be productive and guess what, I just laid there and didn't do ship till ten am. Anyway, But it's not about

forcing yourself, that's the thing it's not. It's not about putting yourself through hell. I think that's what a lot of the scam artists are teaching. They're being like you sound of grind, and as you grind, you'll feel yourself grinding. And then when you're all ground up and gonna turn into money, and then it's gonna be pinnis everywhere and everybody's gonna be looking at the money dropped it up out of your pockets because it's overflowing because you've been

grinding too. Like that thing is insane. Yes, so those people say I'm saying, I'm only talking about people who are legitimately this way. I know people who legitimately they're biologed withal crop wasts them up. But about seven and then they're up, they can't they can't go back to sleep, and they get very tired around the level. They get very tired around ten, like they would because they make up at seven am. So I'm talking about people who

are naturally like that. I'm not. I'm not telling people to do this thing. I wish I was. I've been making more money in my life if I stopped doing copy. I was like, why can't you just grind? All right? Why can't you just wake up? Thank guys, Monday, have an extra Monday. Make every day Monday, all right? Just put seven Mondays in your calendar. You can work your ass all hard. And where you love Monday so much? You married Monday, all right, and so then you just

banging Monday. You're a bunch of Monday babies. That's all you do. You wake up, it's Monday, all right. You know, people who don't like Monday gets what they are mundane? Okay? You know like where they're like when they try to drop knowledge on you, and it's like that ribs or I think that's like word play. Like I can just see the person sitting in the like just this person sitting there just taking so many notes, taking so many notes. It was like, okay, marry Monday, Monday, Monday, and the

loans will have to leave me alone, girl, girl. People should be shot by firing squaiet. So those people should be shot with the broken dreams and promises they have sold people, not just like load them into a bullett. People writing on a piece of paper. They take that paper, they burn it. They take those ashes and put them in a bullet and then shoot these motherfucker's because these are the worst humans, because they are literally feeding off of people's dreams. And ask you, though, why do you

hate hustling? Why do you hate why do you hate the hustle? All right, why do you hate? I can't hate the hustle. I can't. I have seven jobs. I saw what the hustle is. Hustle to you can't breathe. And when you start trying to breathe, you gotta be like stop trying to breathe, but you have to breathe to live, John, stop you No, no, no, that's what the weak telling. They tell you need your air, they tell you need water, if they tell you need shelter,

they tell you need substance. That's just a quitter's mentality. All right, wait wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait okay, okay, so you out here, you know what you gotta call everyday Monday, because if you think of all the day's individually, that's a week. And you're not weak. Okay, you're not weak. You're not weak. You're the one. So you get one day, Monday, Monday. Where is our book? Josh? I know right that it would be hilarious if we stopped doing common. It's just us.

It's just us, back to back, all the shirt on the book, back to back, just like switching sides every now and again, and it's just hustle, harbor all right, grind time. Okay, Shoot, that's why y'all hate waking up early, because y'all hate waking up. Y'all hate the sun. Y'all hate the shining light that lights the day that you need to grind under. Okay, you want to hit snooze because you were a snoozer because you were a loser. Just anything that rimes will always awful. And then they

get that Christian Now music under it. They get that like I would to fight those dudes. I would have fight those dudes because they're worse than the people that they like to say he should known me. Are all those other bullshit things. Remember, every couple of years, a new pyramid scheme would come out, like the bit you would sell them leggings, Like every couple of years, pramad schemes come out, or right, or or the girls trying to sell the machine with the blood a little one

drop of blood whole the halls was out here. First of all, she's say her too hard, all right, like she said she think I never but like just watching stuff like that like I because everyone's like you have to watch, you have to watch this amazing. Was like, no, because it's gonna make me mad because I know we no one who's not a white person could have scanned these people like this. You see what I'm saying. I was talking to this man on bumble, cute middle Eastern dude,

a little older, very much as that situation. He was talking to me on the phone one night, but I'm like, why are you talking so quiet? And he's like, well, he's like, well listen. He's like I want you to. He's like look up something, and I was like what he was like, just full disclosure, hold on, full disclosure. He's a full disclosure. I'm gonna send you. I'm gonna text you. Um because he called me and the name

that came up, what's a woman's name? And I know a lot of people are on family plans, right, but also you know who are on a family plan with your wife? So I was like, okay, who is this woman's name? First of all, just because I had nothing better to do, could I have stopped talking to him, yes, but why I was just out here just for general investigation. I was like, who is this woman's name? You're going me from your mother? And he was like yes. I was like okay. He was like so he's like, yeah,

just full discloseresal. The second time we talked, it's a full disclosure. He's like, I want to text you this website. I opened up the link to lay website and it is an article from a New Jersey newspaper about three people who got arrested for a PONSI skate true millions of dollars PONSI skiing. And he's like the reason. He's like yeah, And I was like so he's like, so I'm talking all quiet because I'm I'm not supposed to have a cell phone because I'm in a halfway house

and I was like, what that's so this is the thing. Okay. One things that I love on top of dudes because I actually do as much as they annormal. I do love those grind time dudes just because the whole thing is very funny. Like if you if they're taking advantage of people, they're worse. No, but if you're watching it and you're not tricked by it, the whole speech becomes very funny. The speech is funny, but yeah, it's very funny if you're a person who was successful but they're

taking it ready. But I will say second to them, are guys like this? That cracked me up because it will be like, where we trying to date someone, the person will ask them a very normal question right at this guy that you're talking about with more upfront with you then most guys because normally if you ask it, like hey, why are you being so quiet? Like you can't turn your ballume up? You can't just turn your ballume up on you, see you? Maybe right right when?

I found that very funny, like they're like, hey, why do we always have to meet them up with? What you guys ask them any questions I'm very suspicious. It's like I'm listen, I'm thirty nine. I don't trust any of these fuckers, and I'm very suspicious. I ask a lot of questions. So when I'm out here being a night owl in these streets and I'm trying to meet me, some of these men'ses, they are very one. They're inventimidated by me as a human being, which I'm so glad.

I saw this thing on Instagram one time and this woman said, I'm not intimidating, you're intimidated because if I think about the number of times like just because I'm a black person, I have been followed through a store, right, it wasn't because I was a fief. It was because you perceived you thought that I was a thief because I'm black. That had nothing to do with me. I'm not a fucking thief, but you followed me through this store because of your thoughts and feelings about how I look.

People always talking about the angry black woman, but no one's asking why we're mad? Mhm? Why does why does black lady is upset? What happened? No one's asking that

you just want to fucking villainized me. So because I feel like if someone asked, the answer would just be a history book falling out of the sky boom and like with just a cloud of smart like everything just here here the history of women, the history of black the history of black so is the history of people African decent, and then the history of a human being with two x chromosomes and titties. Combine those together, these fold them together like playing cards. So I'm fucking mad, bro.

But in reference to the topic in hand, because we had a few tangents today, Um, what I do want to say is I think that we need both sets of humans. We need our early birds, we need our night owls, right, yeah, our early birds has given us function, but our night owls are giving us design and fun. You's know what I'm saying. Yeah, like function in flavor. Yeah yeah, function in flavor. You need both humans. But

I think we kind of have to stop. It's all because of that fucking work ethic that Americans are like instilled with, like that old school just puritsan work ethic or its just like kill yourself, kill yourself. Why do you work? Why do you pay grinding? I'm surprised that you that you Hey, do you know, do you know what the work it work ethic? Do you know what the you know what the thick in ethic is for? Huh,

it's forgetting that hard that that in movable forms. You just you just turned it up like just life buff and you're just starting it around, trying to get it as thick as possible so nothing could ever break you because you think you thick, right, So then you take that thickness and then life tries to be like, let me loose it ruck. That's not gonna happen life, all right, I'm telling you right now. I wake up, I wake

up at four am. I work until twelve am. I take one break to bite a piece of a burger, and then I go back to work. I don't even mention that burger because nobody got time to eat. All right, remember that one time, don't you remember that one time Beyonce said she was so busy she forgot she didn't eat. You gotta be like that, You gotta forget. You just

gotta waste away, okay, until everything's done. And then when everything's done, when your inbox is fully empty, you can look around and be like, yeah, but I mean nobody will be there because you'll be dead. You're talking to it like the either. But you well done so much stuff up, all that stuff you did. Nobody will be able to take that stuff away from stuff last forever. I think that's gonna be called toxic motivation. We'll do toxic motivation every week. We'll do toxic motivation. I'll set

people down. I'll let them know why their life is messed up, all right, why their relationships suck, why they suck. Okay, because all you need if you get a little bit, this is the thing. This is this is a problem with this generation of people, all right. Is that what what's now being called toxic motivation used to just be

called tough love. Okay, all right, y'all. Remember tough love, y'all, remember what I will sit you down, be like, hey, bro, you suck, and then you just have to be like, damn, I sucked. And now nowadays, when you sit somebody down, like hey, I know you work in two jobs and you're under pay so you can pay off student loans, that you work real hard too, because you're trying to

provide an opportunity for yourself. And now the system that you bought into is actually only undercutting you and pressing you down more to pressing you horribly, but also you suck. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. We need more people to be doing that, actually need it. Like, all right, let me tell you something right now. You really want to be somebody who want to get somewhere by my book right now? Alright, it's an Amazon. Okay.

The year the year that I was born, because the year that I was born, all right, because I was born and they said that I was premature, all right, I wasn't premature. I was just excited to get grinding. Currently. I was just early to grind. I wanted to be born. I was like, mom, I got this from here. Okay, go ahead, let me slip out too early by a doctor stand okay, go ahead and go ahead and push me out. Put me in the incubator. They said I'd

be the incubator for a month. I was in an incubator for a week because I was too excited to get grinding. Okay, let me tell me about something about early birds. We get it in all right. We wake up, we wake up, we're upset that we fell asleep. Every day I wake up I'll punched myself in the face. Did you fal asleep? Why did you fall asleep? So all for for all you night hours out there? Okay, I know that you here, I know that you hear the propaganda, all right, the stigma against being out here

grinding in a nighttime? Right now? Why those people are out there using up all that good sunlight? They are wasting this good moonlight. You understand the out there they've bending all day? Right like, you gotta be seven am? But what if? What if it's six am and I gotta go on the bed yet? You understand because I'm still working. Because they talk about the talk about the early bird in a night hour, but nobody told you you could be both. You could be both. Why are

you going to sleep? What is wrong? Do you know? I've not been to sleep since the Clinton administration? Come on, that's why. That's why I owned seven yachts, and two of them I can park in another one. Come on, now, you gotta get out here. It's eight am somewhere all right? With your grass up? Okay? One am everywhere? All right? Think about to think about my favorite is that thing that they'll do when someone else? So like, let's say, two of them hype each other up one of them.

They have about three things that they'll do, and you can, like if you go and go to any of their videos on YouTube right now, and you'll be able to hear what's say. They'll either you'll be talking, so I'm your height, I'm your hight right right, right right, and so you'll say something and then I'll act like I stubbed my toe. So you'll say something, but I'll be like,

it's like church. Yeah, it's exactly like church. Because then then if you say something else and I really like, like if I'm almost jealous, I didn't think of that toxically positive thing and you say it, I'm like, mm, it's one am everywhere everywhere. Okay, why did you stop grinding? Nose grind stone? You should even have what you should be Michael Jackson. Out here, you ground so hard, your

nose are so close to the grind throne. If you're out here looking like a mummy, you understand, you understand. There should be nothing here. A cartoon. You understand. I need you to look like an emoji. You ever seen you ever seen a nose on an emoji? No? Because they grind so hard because they on your phone seven, three or six. Do not stay with me, play with me. We are out here working. What are you doing? You're listen to a podcast right now? A podcast right now?

Is this part of your grinding? Yes, because this is a motivational podcast. We're out You're giving you the tools all right now listen then listen you now listen to Josh. Josh didn't want to share this key knowledge with you right because Josh Josh thought you wasn't ready, but I knew it was ready. Because Josh Joss wanted you to be an incubaker a little longer. I wanted you to sit underneath him like the little chicken d's that you are.

Wanted you to sit in his nest just a little bit more to suckle on the teeth of knowledge from him, just a little bit bored. But I believe in you. You understand I believe in you. So we gotta retreat coming up and dubai. Yeah, oh god, because there's always

a retreat somewhere that only they can afford. There's yeah, there's always You're always gonna fucking bally yeah, because you think try extra right, boy has an extra diet for other things that I'll fer out there, which I feel like in this podcast are all the ones that we've done at big lease points. For my for my thing, you did do like a ten minute actor, which was

much needed. Yeah. The other thing about earlier birds that will say that it is a benefit to them, it's that when they're done with work, when they put in their aid or so hours, there's still a whole day left to have. So even even with the night out, I get the night house canna be very productive. Especially for what we do. You need to be a night owl because if you have multiple spots, it's like you can't show up to the last spot ready to just but you could be a night owl. I'm a night

owl who had day jobs. Night our I think just me to someone who's just up later at night, then someone who works in the day should probably be I don't know. I think that's fair right, because it's like a night I mean, I like the night our lifestyle because I'm somebody who I think maybe you have brought it up to me, or Derek brought it up to me where we're just like they were laughing at something that I said. Whether it's like somebody had asked me like, hey,

are you going home? And I was like, no, I'm only person that lives in my house. M hmmm. So what do you mean is there's no one to go on too. So it's like a lot of times I'll be out because when I get home, I ain't nobody here but my furniture and my clothes. So like, I think that I would probably like be able to, you know, maybe retire a little bit from my night our lifestyle. Okay, yeah, there was some warm arms to come home too, m hm,

as opposed to a pillow top mattress. So like love could have brought me home last night, but it didn't because love don't live here. You know what I mean? You catch on the song references don I did? I appreciate, But that's why I want erupt, because I was like, who knows when these are gonna be dumb? You know, you could have just kept going do do do do do do? Don only do enough to where we don't have to pay for it. I think I just have to prefer the night our lifestyle because I feel like

that there are things that happen at night. Mhm. There's adventures you can get into at night that you cannot get into during the day. Yeah, it isn't necessarily trouble, but adventures like yeah, like wow, am I at? Am I at a party at a custom Moto body shop? Why am I in here? You know? Like, oh, are we in Korea town drinking illegally after hours and we can't talk loudly because the complis show up? Yeah. Yeah,

there's a lot of ventures you can have. But what we're gonna do right now is we are gonna ask the listeners like friends tell us and this way. I don't think we were trying to like convince each other of the others. I think we were just presenting who we are as individuals. I'm very much a night time I'm not gonna say I'm a lady of the night because we all know what that means, bet, but I will say that I remember human being that has enjoyed when the moon and the stars are out more. Because

like it's like, I'm a beach person. I'm a beach lady, right, I'm a summertime lady. But oh, should we do summer versus winter? Yeah, we should do that because I know what you're gonna pick. You're gonna lose, and I know you're gonna pick winter because I've never seen a short sleeve shirt. You're gonna you're always in a jacket. I know you'll be happening them long sleeve shirts in July. Are you starting episode bad not love stideing episode? Now?

I'm just saying that, like I feel like that because I want to listeners to tell us how you live your life. Are you somebody that wants to be cozy and rosy and your bed at eleven o'clock at night like a sucker? Or or look are you like me? And I'm full disclosure, I'm not fully an early bird yet, but I've been working towards that lifestyle because I like grind. I'd like to see the sun. I want to wake

up before the sun. I want to wake up and go for a run, and then when I see the sun, I'm like you late, Okay, all right, That's that's what I need in my life, all right. I need the sun to be like damn, I'm slipping, Josh. I don't think lifestyle is doing to you, Josh. Lifestyle is making you somebody just gonna self publish a book. Yeah, yeah, it will be self published because that's how you really

grind when it comes to putting out books. All right, You don't give it to some editor, okay, to read, to give you notes. You give yourself the note. You tell yourself, Hey, was that a good comma? Yeah, that was a good calm. And I'm gonna put the city call into just so that they know. And then you put it out yourself, and then the people try to tell you there's grammatical errors in the book. Ain't no grammatical error. You just not reading hard enough. Okay, So

to listen, Wait about you. I'm so worried you fell into this dude so easy. I'm so concerned. You know exactly who this person is. You know what. This is your villain origin story. This is exactly you know too much. You know you much. The student has become the teacher. Now you might have to get an intervention and exorcism something. We got to come get you, nigga. This is wild. You were you were you were? You have been undercover

too long, Bro, you've been undercover. You're not right. Look, look, look, you're right. I have to undercover, and now it's time to lift the covers off and show my true blind to himself. Okay. If I undercover, I was under the fail. Okay, I was under the iron veil of mediocrity, all right, of regel re re re re regularity, just just super averagicity is where I was at. Okay, And now I'm on the go, Linde. Now I'm out here building something up.

I'm trying to put something together. And anybody doesn't like to get out my wife, I'm gonna fight you what I see here, So you needn't knock this out of here. If all of you listening have any thoughts on early Bird versus now, please tell us, let us know what you let us know what you got it episode. Please

leave a comments, share and subscribe. If you're watching this on YouTube, tell a friend that you know the good news about grinding all right, And if you're going to catch up with us on the socials, if you find me as Shawnson Coolly on Instagram, at Josh Johnson commy on TikTok and YouTube and at Josh Johnson on too, and if you're looking for say it's dull face loan do you l c E s l O N on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Twitter, Uh, that's all the things and just take a moment and

just pray for Josh. Really we're asking for right now. Yes, I'll take that. I'll take all the prayers, thank you, because I'll need those prayers when I bring Okay, closes, book close, close, close close. Okay. So yeah, y'all, just have a great rest of the day into the weekend. We appreciate you so much. You ain't got a grind go to bed. Hey, thanks for listening to everybody, And we want to know what do you want to hear

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