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We've got so much to talk about tonight. King Charles gets haunted by his own portrait. Trump and Biden finally set a date, and we find out which bacterial infection is sponsoring the Olympics. So let's get into the headline.

Let's begin with.

King Charles, the undisputed winner of white privilege. It's been one year since he was crowned Eldest Boy, and he just.

Got the photos.

Developed mixed reaction this afternoon on the portrait just unveiled of King Charles. Take a look. It is the first since his coronation. The oil on canvas work of art features the King dressed in all red with a red background. He's wearing the uniform of the Welsh Guards, but there's also a butterfly landing over his right shoulder.

Oh, I just remembered I have to buy tampons.

And tampons now.

Obviously, this is a pretty big departure from other portraits of the royal family. For example, Queen Elizabeth was often painted with her beloved corgies. Compare that to Charles, who looks like he was painted with her corgies. Once Christy Nome was finished with I do like having the butterfly there. Though it says I may be King of England, but I still love that song that goes, come my Lady, Come Come Malady, Yoma Buttafla, sugar Baby. It's a great song.

Just moments ago, President Biden throws down the gauntlet and frankly some shade to Donald Trump, challenging him to a debate.

Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty, Sin said he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. Will make my day, pal, I'll even do it twice. Let's pick the dace.

Donald.

I hear you're free on Wednesdays, Shita.

Now that's the Joe Biden I know, and moderately like he scared of nothing besides natural causes. I got to admit there was part of me that thought Joe Biden would be afraid to debate Donald Trump, because you know, debating involves a lot of talking and thinking and standing. But whooa, the way that he powered through that fourteen second video.

Makes me think he's got this.

Now.

I don't know exactly why he dropped this challenge. Now, maybe he heard all those stories about Trump sleeping through the trial and thought I can take this guy.

We're on the same map schedule.

But come on Trump skipped every primary debate like it was for play. There's no way he's going to accept Biden's challenge.

The former president responded to that video this morning on Truth Social saying, just tell me when.

I'll be there.

Let's get ready to rumble.

Oh shit, it's on.

Yeah, let's get ready to rumble.

Make my day. I see dead people.

I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wednesdays, we wear pink. Welcome to Jurassic Park. Yeah, we're making moves now. Biden and Trump have agreed to debate, but they still need to agree on a date and a host, and those logistics don't just come together within forty five minutes.

President Joe Biden and Donald Trump have just CNN's invitation to hold a debate on June twenty seventh.

That's just in a few weeks.

Wow, okay, June twenty seventh, Joe Biden is going to be debating Donald Trump.

Yay, I can't wait to watch like this.

But yeah, everything moved so quickly. Biden dropped that video and by noon they had scheduled two debates. It's amazing how when they want to do something they can get it done super fast. Kind of makes you wonder why they don't fix other problems this fast.

But whatever, you'll enjoy it now.

Obviously, there are still details to be worked out, because even though Joe Biden said make my day, he really meant make my day subject to terms and conditions.

The Biden campaign wants the debate to occur inside a TV studio with microphones that automatically cut off when a speaker's time limit ellapses, and they want it to be just the two candidates and the moderator, without the raucous in person audiences that mister Trump feeds on, and without the participation of Robert F. Kennedy Junior or other independent or third party candidates.

Yeah, I get where Biden's coming from on this. You don't want crowds because they give Donald Trump energy, and you don't want rfk Junior because you can't risk losing to the guy with the brainworms. So they have to work out the details. Trump has to agree to Biden's stipulations, and he might have demands of his own, like you know, every candidate gets a get out of jail free card, or the debate moderator has to be a lady and she has to kiss them on the mouth like the

Both sides are buckling down DESI. President Biden is doing his classic pre debate ritual of a glass of hot tea and an IV full of methemphetamines. Meanwhile, Trump's team is teaching him how to dig a tunnel through concrete with a sport so he'll be able to break out of prison.

Okay, but Michael, is all this even necessary? And both candidates have already been president, We're not going to learn anything new about their policies.

Yeah, but this debate is not about learning their policies. It's about giving the American people a chance to see which candidate, medically speaking, has the least fucked up body. Neither of them are giving us any details about their physical or mental health, so this is our only chance to get them in a room together and see if they can do presidential tasks like talk coherently for an hour or not hemorrhage blood through an orifice.

Okay, so you're saying that the American people should see this less as a debate and more as a secret medical exam.

Yeah, yeah, yes, which is why I suggest that CNN adds some additional stipulations. For example, the candidates should each defend their tax policy while following this.

Finger with their eyes.

Or have them bend down and lift a five pound kettlebell and see who breaks the least amount of bones. Or bring out one of their grandkids and see if either of them know whose grandkid it is. Or simply just see which one of them can start a lawnmower.

Okay, so basically, we evaluate their physical and mental health, and whoever scores the highest gets to be president.

Absolutely not, No, this is all a ruse. Once we get Biden and Trump in a room together, we can lock the door and the rest of us can sneak out of America. Then then we start a new country with younger candidates, you know, ones whose first kiss wasn't in the backseat of a Model T.

Michael.

Even if we could do that, at some point, Biden and Trunk would find their way to this new country.

Right maybe, but the only entrance will be through a spiral staircase.

So good luck.

You thought of everything, seeing our New Nation Buddy, Michael Kosta everyone. When we come back, we'll fight about newports with out a.

Welcome next to day show. There's been a lot.

Of sports news recently, so for some thoughtful, nuanced debate, we turned to Sports War.

Ready for better four Rotch five camp can it's been really free money. What's up scrubs?

I'm brodny Chat and I'm Jordan Klepper. This is Sports War, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other.

That's right, I mean that's that's wrong. Yeah, no, you're wrong.

Let's get right to the biggest story of the night. Caitlyn Clark made her pro debut and learned everything gets a little less fun after college.

Welcome to the WNBA.

Caitlyn Clark, the NCAA's all time Division one scoring leader, made her professional debut on the road with the Indiana Fever last night. She got off to a slow start, though, missing her first four shots, before scoring on a layup midway through the second quarter. Clark finished with twenty points in the fevers ninety two to seventy one loss to the Connecticut son She also committed ten turnovers.

Sorry feminists, ten turnovers and a team lost by twenty points in her first game. I've seen enough, man, I think Kaitlyn Clock is the worst basketball player in history. She's tall, she's white, and she didn't show up when it matters. She's the Jordan Klepper of the WNBA. I'm gonna hit you with my car and leave the scene. Let's look at the stats here, Roddie. Look at these things.

She scored twenty points. That's four more than Michael Jordan had in his rookie debut, which mathematically makes her stronger, faster, and better equipped to open a steakhouse than Michael Jordan.

Stetner. I have a stat right here for you. Okay, look at this. Jordan Klepper didn't lose his virginity until he was thirty eight. Man, you're the good of whatever that is.

Okay, here's your stat right here each ship. Okay, moving on. We are officially seventy two days away from the Olympics in Paris, and the organizers are finding themselves in deep duty.

Literally.

There's a huge effort to get the River Tens hit for use in the Olympic Games. A report from earlier this month of the bacteria, including pollution a fecal origin was far higher than the river permitted. Experts say that even a rainstorm could raise E coli to an unacceptable level, and Olympic organizers still hope that the river sen can be used for the swimming events.

Ooh, the river Save is filled with E coli.

That is gross.

These athletes are going to pick up a disease at the Olympics. It should be the old fashioned way, unprotected sex of the Olympic village, the only way to do it, the only way to do.

It usual Jordan. I think the Olympics needs more E coli? Okay, because if you're wall class athlete, then prove it by pole vaulting with active diarrhea. You love you love, you love ec love Ronnie, you love it.

You look the last time I came to your house for a barbecue, you were sprinkling ecoli on chicken kebab like Salt Bay. You know your hospitality was for the birds, Roddy, the birds two stars. I was puking all night.

Yeah, well, ipew from just looking your oblong.

Face, oblong face?

Is that right?

Is that how you say it?

The point is just like the fourth of July at Rodney's house. The Olympics are gonna be rife with e coli, which brings us to j cleps Bet of the Week, where you could pick which country will get the most E coli in the twenty twenty bar Olympics brought to you by gambling. Gambling, start spending. You've already won.

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I don't like that.

I told you, I don't like that cut.

It's not you. Okay, it's a different CLIs.

Okay, that's fine. Then that's how just kidding is you? Because he saw you? Okay, I suck. I suck you blow?

Who cares? We're all dead inside.

Get over it.

Let's talk about sports.

All right.

Speaking of sports, a player on the Kansas City Chiefs is in hot water and making the biggest mistake any football player could make talking.

Some Chiefs fans are feeling stunned this morning by the comments made by Kicker, Harris, and Bucker during the commencement speech at Benedictine and Adjison.

Butker claimed that a woman's most important role is that of a homemaker demanded that men be more masculine.

Be unapologetic in your masculinity, fighting against the cultural emasculation of men.

Hey, I say we should listen to this kicker. Okay, yeah, they're the football players with at least amount of brain damage, and I'm glad he's speaking up for emasculated men like Jordan. Congratulations, Jordan, for the first time in your life, someone on the football team is speaking to you. You don't have to wear that fake vosity jacket anymore. You're Ronnie. I told you that in confidence.

Moving to a new school is difficult. It was a natural way to make friends. Anyway, This kicker thing, this kicker thing, raises a larger problem. Why do we have people kicking in American sports? Americans handle balls with our hands like Ronnie's mom.

You know, just that strong, Jordan. You know my entire family has a foot fetish. True, which brings us to all bet everything wage of the evening, Which useless position player will be the next to wade into the culture war as always brought to you by gambling. Gambling, it will fix everything.

Oh, speaking of gambling, let's move on to our final story.

Prosecutors in Los Angeles a Showy. Otani's former interpreter has agreed to plead guilty to stealing almost seventeen million dollars from the La Dodger Superstar. The US Attorney's office say Epe Masuara use the money to pay off gambling debts and other personal expenses without Otani's knowledge.

This interpreter stole seventeen million dollars from Oltani. That settles it. Interpreters should be outlawed. Okay, if you don't know the language, you should just have to guess.

Hard, disagree hard, disagree, Roddy. The problem is in interpreters. It's languages. We should only have one. I suggest English.

Oh, big surprise, of course, this is just English. That's only language your tiny brain can handle. The biggest head, the smallest brain.

Or English English is going to be the dominant global language for at least five more years. Look, I'm speaking of the major league language here. Why would I go back to Triple A and learn Finnish Finish.

That'sn't even a real language, you dumbasted.

It is what they speak Againada, Ronnie, read a book, all right, but do it on your own time. Because we are onto the big bet of the night. Is this O Tai story yet another sign that America's normalization of gambling its corroding society brought to you by gambling. Remember gambling, bet now live forever. Well, we're out of time.

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Next time on Sports War, we'll be debating Michael Jordan versus Caitlin Clark. Who's more likely to contract e coli, not America gambling?

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You're my three favorite languages that I I'm never gonna learn how to speak.

I'm not gonna learn daily, never gonna.

Love the man.

Yesternight is an Oscar nominated actor who's currently nominated for a Tony for her role in Broadways Doubt a Parable. She also stars in the Apple TV series Sugar. Please welcome, Amy.

Ryan Sonny.

You look sunny good.

Thank you, Thank you for being here. This is such a treat. I'm such a fan of yours.

It's a treat for me too.

Thank you.

My gosh, you've had so many iconic memorable roles. You were in Gone Baby, Gone, the Office, the wire murders in the building. I mean right, I don't know why the standard is six degrees of Kevin Bacon. It should be three degrees of amy. Ryan, You're in everything wo and you're incredible on everything that you do. And congratulations you were just nominated for your third Tony. Yes, thank you, it's so well deserved. I got the chance to see you.

A week's notice.

I got a phone call on a late Sunday night to step in, and I said yes. In the following Tuesday, I was white knuckling it on stage in a nun's habit, trying to remember lies there.

It was a wild ride, that is.

It's such a brave thing to do to get that call and be like, hey, can you be here tomorrow? I need an answer immediately.

It's braver crazy. I feel like you're so talented.

You're one of the people that could actually be so confident to be like I got this and you did.

You were incredible.

Thank you.

I heard that as part of your preparation you slept on an air mattress.

It's not that I wanted to find the characters paining through an air mattress. It's more that I I didn't want to wake up my family because I was getting up at five point thirty in the morning to study lines, so I didn't want to wake my daughter before school, so myself and the dog were on the aerobed.

You're a good mama.

I try.

I slept on an air mattress. You cut out sugar, dairy, and caffeine.

Yeah, just to help the immune system, which I've since been mainlining since the show's closed.

Of course, as you should.

Absolutely, I want to talk to you about this incredible show, Sugar, Yes, that you're starring in.

It feels like kind of an homage or a love letter to all of.

The classic noir gumshoe detective movies.

Were you a fan of those movies going into it? Not really, but I.

But I love that show spins it a bit. I mean, I know my character is kind of the classic fem fatale, but we pulled away from the you know, the woman in distress and became she just was a strong friendship, which you don't see between a male character and a female character. You assume they're going to, you know, end up rolling in bed by the first episode. But you know, if you have Colin Farrell, why would you want to roll in.

Bed, so you know, let's just be friends.

Let's just be friends. The pain, you know.

Yeah, so the restraint, the congratulations.

You deserve an Emmy for the restriction to not jump on Colin Farrell's belt.

I don't know, I pro really are.

You?

So this show is on Apple? I'm curious. There's a massive, massive twist.

Yes, yes, don't read anything if you haven't watched it in time that Apple has asked you to and you're gonna binge it later on, Just stay away from anything you read it.

Don't read any spoils. Yeah, it's a huge, huge twist. Now I'm curious. Did Apple make you sign the same nda that they made the guys that make their iPhones.

Yeah, but then when I'd call home, I think the Apple was picking up on all the scripts.

Yeah.

You're always listening, always listening always.

It's it's so remarkable that you went from playing this like rock and roll ex rock and roll.

Star addict immediately to the strictest nun.

Do you ever worry that you're just too versatile as an actress, just simply too talented.

I'm running out of hairdo it's all about hair?

It really is you.

You also have a movie that's coming out.

Soon Wolves, Yeah, in September, and it stars George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

I've never heard of them. Who are these fresh faces, huge careers ahead of them?

Yeah, yeah, I'm really I would put put your money.

On those guys.

You're a betting woman.

I bet you're gonna blow them out of the one. I'm very excited.

Thank you, so thank you for having absolute delight. Stephen Binale of Sugar airs May seventeenth on Apple TV plus Amy Ryan Everywhere.

It looks great. I'll be right.

Tonight now here. It is your moment of Jane's in Nottingham. What do you think of the painting?

In one word, it's fall less that beginns with sea and ends with t. It's not a regal child. It's coming through a red neck because it looks like it's been put on board. It's like two different paintings. Now, why they want to pick somebody who don't know how to paint and who's supposed to be an artist.

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