You're listening to Comedy Central. When a new story falls through the cracks, Lewis Black catches it for a segment we call back in Black. It's just a couple of more weeks until Christmas, when Christians celebrate the birth of Santa. Meanwhile, US Jews are celebrating a real miracle, some lamp oil that lasted longer than we thought. Because if there's one thing we Jews love, it's a bargain. But for some reason, Christians are now trying to include us in their holiday season,
and it's not making any sense. Palmark Christmas movies have been a staple for the channel for years. Now they're debuting to Hallmark Hanaka movies. As The Washington Post reports, there's just one problem. Neither movie is a Hanukkah movie. There Christmas movies with Jewish characters. In Holiday Date, a woman hires a Jewish actor to pose as her boyfriend and join her at her family's house for Christmas, but the family girls suspicious about whether he knows how to celebrate.
You're not sure if Jews know how to celebrate Christmas. You mean that holiday that gets jammed down our throat every year. The second Halloween ends. I can't even buy a cup of coffee that doesn't look like it fell out of sand his ass. Trust me, Jews know how Christmas works. It's not like we're gonna walk into your Christmas party and say, oh my god, it's a tree indoors call a lumberjack. I don't want a holiday movie where a Jewish person learns about Christmas. I want a
movie where a Christian has to learn about Hanukkah. A night one, we get socks, a night to a notebook, a night three, append and pencils set. It's a back to school holiday. But if you thought a fake Onka movie was tone death, put this in your stocking and stuff. Online retail giant Amazon just pulled several controversial Christmas items from its website. The items, including Christmas ornaments, bottle openers,
and mouse pads, depict the Auschwitz concentration camp. Amazon says all of the products in question have been removed, adding that all sellers must follow our selling guidelines and Auschwitz Christmas ornament. Look, I know we say to never forget, but when you're decorating a tree, you can take the night off. This is crazy. Christmas has nothing to do with the Holocaust. Santa's List and Schindler's List are very
different lists. But but if you have to think of the Jews at Christmas, why not get them a little something to show you care? Like this guy. Last week we told you about a controversial auction of Nazi memorabilia in Germany and knew this morning a Swiss businessman purchased many of the items, including Adolf Hitler's top hat. He said, in order to keep them out of the hands of neo Nazis. Abdela Chatila said he will donate the items
to a Jewish group. He said he paid more than six hundred thousand dollars at the Munich auction last week. I appreciate the gesture, but who cares if a neo Nazi gets their hands on Hitler's top at. It's not like the hat will magically turn them into a Supernazi. All you get is a skinhead who looks like Mr Paynut, and giving Hitler's hat to a Jewish group isn't gonna do anything. They're just gonna take turns shipping in it. Although come to think of it, that sounds like a
pretty good honocker to me. We thought Hitler's hat could only hold one third, but it held date. What a mitzvah. And by the way, are we sure this is real? We've all seen pictures of Hitler and he's never wearing a top hat. Personally, I think this is just a scam to get people to buy fake Hitler stuff, and that's the kind of scam I want to get in on. So hey, the on Nazis, perhaps I can interest you in Hitler's ninja. That's right, That wasn't a mustache on
adof slip. That was residue from a delicious kale smoothie back now, and I'll even throw in Mussolini's fidget spinner. Trevor Louis Black. Everyone The Daily Show with Criminola Ears Edition. Watch The Daily Show weeknights at eleven ten Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central Act. Watchful episodes and videos at The Daily Show dot com. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and subscribe to The Daily Show on YouTube
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