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The Chuckle Tacko is coming back from the dead, scientists are bringing pigs back from the dead, and Aaron Rodgers is more alive than ever. Plus you have to talk about her brand new horror movie Amount of the Standbug is joining us on the show. Everybody, so I'll see us people myself freight. If today's headlines all right, people, I'm gonna be honest with all the news that happened today, I don't think we have enough space in today's show.
I've looked at it from every angle. I haven't tried those vacuum seal bags to compress everything, and still we just don't have enough time to cover all the news. Fortunately not enough time. It's just enough time for a segment week call, and nobody got time for that. All right, let's get straight into it. As you know, the Russian invasion of Ukraine has shown no signs of letting up. Why because Vladimia Plutin clearly believes all of those dumb
Instagram quotes about never giving up on your dreams. God damnit, lad we need more means about realizing you suck in quitting anyway. Because of that, the European Union is preparing all of its countries for a winter without Russian gas, which means they're gonna have to make some really drastic changes to life. And in world news this morning, Spain is heated over an air conditioning van. The government there says certain shops and bars they can't set air conditioning
below twenty seven degrees celsius. It's a limit dependence on Russian gas. Wow. Public buildings in Spain have to keep the air conditioning above twenty seven degrees celsius. And I know right now all the Americans watching like, oh my god, that's so hot or so cold, And I don't know, I don't know, but I'm with you, Travor, I don't know. Well, it's hot, it's eighty point six degrees fahrenheit's yeah, now
you're with me. Yeah, And if you have to set your a C to that temperature, then what is even the point of having an a C. You might as well just hire some guy to breathe on us. Thank you, Jared, that's so refreshing. Ah were you get inport? And you know, I feel really bad for the Spanish people. They need air conditioning probably more than anyone else, especially because of how naturally hot Spanish people are. Yeah's just being Spanish raises any temperature in the room by like ten degrees,
you know, even like a boring meeting. It's like, excuse me, Janice, but do you have the TPS reports from accounting we needed for the fiscal quarters? Like, oh my god. Now, if we had more time, we could talk about how Russia is showing the world whide's so necessary to move away from fossil fuels, especially because of the countries the fossil fuels are connected to and because of climate change.
But we don't have the time for that because of another shitty thing that Russia is doing w NBA star Britney Grinder today found guilty and sentenced inside of a Russian courtroom nine years behind bars for smuggling cannabis oil. The Biden administration calling the trial a sham and saying the sentence is unacceptable. This is some bullshits, This is bullshit. We all know Russia doesn't care about what Brittany Grinder did. Well, this is the same country that's breaking every human rights
law on the planet. But they're like, oh, that woman has vapor through it. Joah, she's real criminal. Get the out of here, man, p bull Should you all know it? We all know it. And the one piece, the one piece of good news it looks like, is that this seems like it's just a negotiation tactic, all right. Russia is like, we have prisoner for nine years. You give us a prisoner who was in Amritico for nine years, you know, and you know what I think that she
just do it. Yeah, whoever America has in prison, send them to Russia. Yeah, it seems like they win. But don't forget that person now has to live in Russia. They'll get them. Be like, this whole country is prisoned. I miss food in alas more Now, if we had more time, we could talk about how this whole thing could have been avoided if the w NBA paid their stars enough that they didn't have to go and play
in Russia in the off season to make money. But unfortunately, but don't another time to talk about that, because there's another sports worry about a male athlete who has broken out of prison, the prison of the mind. Aaron Rodgers recently revealing on a podcast that he used psychedelic drugs to improve his outlook on playing football. The thirty eight year old said quote, I really feel like that experience paved the way for me to have the best season
of my career. He opened up about his experience on ayahuasca and a retreat in Peru. Ayahuasca is a plant based like edelic drug used to treat physical, mental, and spiritual issues in South American countries. Wow, okay, do you understand how big this is? People? Aaron Rodgers just said, Yo, I took drugs and that's part of the reason I crushed the game. Yeah, that shows you how much times
have changed, because you remember back in the nineties. That brings someone like Shack on TV to me, Like, remember kids, I'd rather kill myself than get hard marijuana. Don't do drugs, but now this is acceptable, and and and please please don't getting twisted. He wasn't playing while he was on ayahuasca. Well, I kind of wish he was, because I'd love to see what kind of plays a quarterback would think of while they're on the journey. You know. All right, everybody,
huddle up. It's tucking one. So Johnson, you're gonna look deep in your soul, buddy, all right and rediscover your inner child. All right, Dobowski, I'm gonna need you to hug that rainbow, man. You just hug it real hard. Alright, Coleman, stop floating. Come on, everybody, let's do that now. If we have more time, we could talk about how great is to see people like Aaron Rodgers normalizing conversations around whether we can use psychedelics to improve people's mental health
and cure them from addiction. But unfortunately we don't have the time because speaking of addiction, the chuckle tuckle is back. Okay, call this a comeback, Klondike, hinting that it might bring back the Choco taco after hue reaction to the news that it was going to be discontinued. The company says it's reflecting on the outpouring of support and demand and figuring out what the next step should be. This is amazing. What this is amazing. Klondike and the Chaco Tackle and
the fans brought it back. This is the kind of passion you normally only see in like the Bee Hive or the BTS Army. Yeah, in fact, they should get their own name. You don't even the Choco Taco Flacko or like a like like the Klondike Klux Klan. May maybe not that one, but but you get my point.
I'm just I'm just I'm just ripping here. I'm just ripping. Like, if we had more time, we could have fun with the conspiracy theory that this whole thing was a marketing stunts or what other text Mex Foods could be ice cream ified. But we don't have the time about you know, just talk about any of that. I was just thinking of burrito because you want to talk about something coming back from the dead, then this could be the biggest
story of our lives or deaths. Us stunning medical breakthrough has raised questions about the line between life and death. Researchers at Yale University pumped a custom made solution into the bodies of pigs that have been dead for over an hour. Incredibly, the chemical revived cells in the pigs liver, kidney, and brain, and their hearts even began to beat again. Scientists say this could lead to saving more human organs
for transplant. Yea sweet Jesus in heaven. Scientists have found a way to bring dead cells back to life, whole organs, people, hearts beating again. You understand how mind blowing this is? You understand how how mind blowing this discovery could be. I feel like you guys are going around right now. Pigs are coming back to life. People you were not just not a long way off. You just couldn't mean. We're gonna be in a world soon where you could
revive people who already died. We could make a Jurassic Park, but with people. Yeah, how dope would that be? Bringing your grandma back to life and visiting her in the park. Oh no, the grandma's are escaping. Everybody cover your cheeks, right, they got me. I'm do cute. I feel like this should be the only story in the news right now. Do you do you understand how big they the pigs. They made the cells come back to life. They were dead. They made it. You guys don't even understand right now.
I don't even think you people understand right now? Do you understand how huge? Yeah, there's always people like who would you like to have dinner with? Alive or dead? Now that ship could happen, and all those dumb people like I would love to made Hitler And they're like, ha ha, No, no, I don't even know why we're doing a TV. We shouldn't even be doing TV anymore. Everyone's talking about other things. They might have found a way to bring dead people back to life. You guys
still want to know about what Joe Biden. I'm giving Joe Biden right now. They used the thing that put it in front. They've tried this with bypass machines. It doesn't work. The organs die. But then they pump these pigs with like a thing called like organ x, and now the pigs kip. You people don't even understand what I'm doing. They have to make the pigs sleep. They gave it a nerve blocker, and then when they gave the pig a die injection to see what the brain
was doing. The pig twitched. Yeah, yeah, now you understand this ethically is the craziest thing. We don't even know. We're not ready for this. This could redefine death. What is death? Who is death? How is death? It could be like an option. Now you could die and then come back like I want to die, and then like do my funeral and then come back and watch it be like, oh that's what you said about me when I was gone. Can ow can? This is wild and
I know it's scary. The one piece of good news is though, I could lead us to a better world, because someone has to bring you back. Yeah, so you'd be like you guys are bringing me back, right, and people like yeah, it would be back. I teach you to be an assho. All right, that's all the time we got for the headlines before we go. That's checking all the traffic without very on with you. Everybody with crazy wolds, all right, crazy crazy crazy world. No, man,
I'm good. They're supposed to stay dead, supposed to stay exactly. That's what I'm talking about. The chocolate taco need to stay dead. No I'm not. I don't want to talk about the chocola Taco. I don't talk Tobo the traffic. We want you to talk about traffic. You want talk. I want to talk about Choco Talco. No, no chocolate taco. Why cause, bitch now, Chocolate Talco, Chocolo Taco. This is the thing, this is the thing. We need to just be real about. What the chocolate taco? All right, the
Klondike they lied to us, man, they lied. Then that was an election. We had an election. We voted with our wallets and we voted the Choco taco out of the freezer. And now Klondyke is trying to change the results of the election, and I will not stand for that. You can not change the results of an election after the election has been verified. It's littified because I ain't talk to you right now. I talked to the people out there. Listen, listen. We cannot let them steal the
Chaco Taco election. Join me at the at the Chaco Taco factory and we will march there January six. It's too hot right now, and we will stop to steal. I don't think you want that. That dr Still, the Chaco Taco should be dead, dude. You can't bring it back to life. But when people aren't happy it's coming back. It's not coming days, dad. It might come back for a little while. They don't know, and you don't want that. You don't want food hot scotching in and out of
your life like the McRib or lobster fests. If you're gonna be in my life, either be in my life or don't. Can't be having you comment is gone. The people happy to these people don't know what's gonna happen. They're happy because the chacoal Taco. Let me, let me table,
what's gonna happen? I tallble, what's gonn happened? Chaco Taco come back in your life, and it's gonna be good for a little while, and you're gonna be all happy and be like, oh, Chaco Taco is here to stay again, and you're gonna be like you be here forever, chacol Taco. And then Chaco Taco's gonna be like, hell, I gotta go outside and get my phone charge. I'll be right back, and then it's gonna tip toe away what I'd ever say and get by just like your daddy did that
time and night. It's seven and you ain't seen your daddy's sens and it's gone. Where the hell is it? This is this is why I don't want to talk about the chuckle taco. Are you okay? Roy, I'm gonna go do some ayah washkin and talk to my daddy. I get with your man. Thank you so much? Right what you're everybody h right back away? Open up to the day Shark. They don't he have the show. We pay a lot of attention to what's going on in the news, but how much all the people outside our
studio following along? Well, we sent Michael Costter to find out for another edition of Fill Me In. Welcome to Fill Me In, the game where you put blank in my I put words in your keep going and you're hi. I let's get started. Marco Rubio, who's that? Honestly, no, no, no, is it a singer? It's probably a singer. Marco Rubio is a ass whole all right, to be nice to mat it. He's a sender down of Larden is an idiot.
Marco Rubio was recently quoted as saying, I know plenty of blank in Florida that are piste about gas prices. Let's Florida, So it's probably plenty of athletes pick rednecks, rednecks. Why would he say that? Hint, it's what Mike Pence doesn't want to be in a locker room with. Hold on waits, who's Mike Pence. I've heard the name, but I don't heard the name, but you don't know who it is. Hint, it's what Mike Pence doesn't want to be in the locker room with. People. Be more specific,
gay people, gay people, gay people. Let's find out what people know about Vladim your Putin. CIA director Bill Burns was quoted as saying, there are a lot of rumors about President Putin's blank, and as far as we can tell, he's blank. His sanity, sanity, Why do you say that? Seem crazy to me? Described this body. To me, it looks built. Yeah, I feel like he hits the gym, and I've described Vladimir Putin's body. There are a lot of rumors about President Putin's blank. I'm gonna say penis,
but that wouldn't work. I guess his health, his health. Why did you say that? Because I heard that people think he may have some type of move disease and he's not being shown. Where did you dig up this correct answer. There's been a lot of rumors about President Putin's health, but as far as we can tell, he's entirely too healthy. That's what the c I A Is said. Does this guy look entirely too healthy to you? Why not? Let's move on to our celebrity round. Ryan Gosling is
Blank Ken in the New Barbie movie. When asked about the part, he said, it's the role I was born to play. I've had this blank, if you will, and the blank is alive in me. Now arning sark, I've had this doll and it's alive. Okay. I like that. I like that. Why would you say that you do? It's the opposite of b D. It's something you get when you have no genitals, like because he's got that hard plastic genital. Ryan Gossling or Ken, I don't know. I haven't seen it. I've got a lot of Here
we go, Come on energy, okay. Combine your answer with his answer, can of energy? Kenergy? Explain what keenergy is. It's like the BD. Now I know what means, y mom, But it's kind of the opposite of b D because he has no D. Who's ready for something sweet? Pre into a recent lawsuit. Candies sold under the brand name Skittles are blank colorful. You could use the same description
for dog treats, which, unfortunately I learned poisonous. Why conventions, you know what you get stitt yet taste the rainbow, mich Across. Everybody, stay chuned because when we come back, I'm not in the Stanburg. We'll be joining our show, So don't go away. Welcome back to the day show. My dest tonight is actually I'm on the Stanberg. She's going to talk about her new horror comedy film, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies. Please welcome, I'm on the Standberg. I'm mad. Welcome back
to the show. Thank you, thanks for having It's great to see you in person again. You know, in real life. Last time we saw each other was during the pandemic. It was and now they hear in person, we can touch each other, you can hear each other, can hear congratulations on the new film. It is certified fresh. I think's like nineties something percent on Rock and Tomorrows. The people are loving it. And I've seen horror movies, I've seen comedies. I've seen movies that are commentaries on society
as a whole. I don't think I've ever seen a horror movie that comments on society as a whole while being funny at the same time and dealing with people's sexuality. How did you do? It's congratulations, It's phenomenal. Okay. Um Yeah, it's definitely a mixed bag of a film. Uh. And we were nervous about the tone at moments, but we
just want people to have fun. I feel like the easiest way to deal with the ugliest parts of ourselves is to have fun while dealing with those things that we tried to We tried to approach it like we were just making a purely dramatic film. Um. Like nothing was funny about the situation. The thing is that we were playing terrible people who don't know that they're terrible, and that is hilarious it um. And so that was
what we were going for. We had to authentically be the worst people ever, um and the result was hopefully some comedy. You know what makes it funny is you're watching a horror movie. Most hard movies you watch and you're like, no, don't kill that person. Here, You're like, no, don't kill well okay, yeah, because all the characters like you said that, and then we say to each other in the film, we're like, you deserve it, and that's
let's let's talk about that. Like, you have a movie that critiques, you know, social media the way we see ourselves, even our friend groups. What I like is it's not judging, you know, it's something we all do as human beings, and and it's it's it's it's fun. It's like a
cool commentary on on on what we all do. Yeah, yeah, Well I love horror films so much because I feel like it's one of those mediums that for some reason, it's it's it's the easiest to make social commentary through horror films, maybe because like people, human beings are so driven by you know, like fear and love and so horror really it makes sense. And so I feel like, um, in this movie, we were trying to make commentary about
themes that have existed for a very long time. But this is a hyper contemporary film because it's about how all of that is just exacerbated by social media. And so now we have this like literal cut out of ourselves that's online that we like prune and we pick at and we update and we show to the world. Uh, and and so we're kind of trying to make fun of how ridiculous that is. And you one of the few people I've known who, for as long as social
media has been around, you've always commented on this. You're bally on social media, you post now and again. But one of my favorite posts you ever created was it's you wearing like really like revealing outfit and you're playing like a really sexy song. And this is when they were taking you know, women's posts down. They're like, you can't have that post, you can't have that post. And then your post was, um, I've read that if you if you type hashtag ad in the caption, they don't
pull it down. And they still haven't pulled it down. Yeah. I've actually had a couple videos of mine band on social media. I primarily used TikTok now um because I was just you know, posing in an outfit and and it's said that the content was sexually explicit um, even though there was no part of my body that was actually showing like in the video. Um. But I think the reason that that happened and and why I used hashtag ad in order to keep the video up is
because of algorithmic bias. So I don't know. I actually got to do a an audiobook about this. It's called Sex Based and Robots, and it's about this. It's about algorithmic bias and how that's something that we have to be really aware of right now. You've been aware before a lot of people, and I think that's why you're successful. Notches and what you make notches and what you do Bodies, who you are. Mother, Thank you so much for joining
me on the show. Game, Congratulations on amazing slow Bodies on Bodies will be in selected or describing all the squis and nationwide all the twelve. We're gonna play quick right, but we're right back after this. I said, yeah, Well to night. Until next time, Stay safe out there and remember don't do drugs unless you want to be the m v P. What's the Daily Show? Weeknights at eleven tenth Central on Comedy Central. In stream full episodes anytime
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