You're listening to Comedy Central. Wow. If was the year of being cooped up alone, then one was the year of blossoming romance. And not just for boring average people. I'm talking about celebrities, the people I stop on the Internet and sometimes in real life. But not all celebrity pairs are created equal. So let's count down the best of the year in DASI l X Power Couple Countdown. Coming in at number five is number two point oh,
specifically Benefit two point oh. Ben Affleck has reportedly rekindled his romance with Jennifer Lopez Benefit two point oh back in action, seventeen years after the A listeners called off their engagement. A couple out of town this weekend and santro Pe, France is celebrating Jennifer's fifty second birthday on a yacht. What the hell she's fifty two years I didn't want that young at fifty two months? What then is she eating? It is so great to see Ben
and Jen back together. Ben is now the most important person in her life, aside from that witch who cast a spell to keep her young forever. God damn it, j Low give me her number. This couple would have been higher on my list. But the only problem I have is I hate the name benefer, But we're up to me. I would have gone with low black or even better app pets. Now that's sexy, and really nothing is more exciting than rekindling a relationship from seventeen years ago.
In fact, I'm going to try that too. Excuse me? Yes, Hi, is Matt there? It's Dasi. She and I dated back in two thousand four. It was prude, spicy summer. Oh he did. I'm so sorry for your loss. Well, I guess I can kiss my appez dreams. Goodbye. Power Couple number four it's Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. They're one of my favorite couples because they like to make a the intercar sid. If you've been on social media recently, you've probably noticed that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly
can't keep their hands off of each other. M g K says their romances both ecstasy and agony. Megan says on her Instagram though, that their sex life is so explosive it would basically make the devil blush. Damn. These two are so hot. They had an entire meeting about them at COPI you gotta love how these two just put it out there in the masks came off, the hungs came out when the mass came back on again because it delta, but the tongue stayed out, so the
mask got all wet. It was number three. Most powerful couple isn't a couple but a throuble. That's right, I'm talking Prince Harry, Megan Markle and Oprah. Prince Harry and Megan Markle's historic and groundbreaking interview with the one in the only Oprah Winfrey to call it revealing would be an understatement. And the couple lobbed shock after shock and seemed just when you thought it couldn't get any more shocking,
it did. Were you silent or were you silenced the latter, Megan telling Oprah there was concern over baby archiese skin color concerns and conversations about how dark his skin might be when he's born. What what this was? The most intent this conversation I've ever seen happen on patio furniture. And my parents told me they were getting a divorce in a hammock. And although this relationship only lasted as long as the interview itself, the world will always have
the memes to remember it by. I, however, have something else to remember it by. It's not on the set and stole the table. Plan out At number two, we've got a couple so powerful they don't even need to be together, Joe Mansion and Kirsten Cinema. Because sometimes love is deeply passionate, but other times it's unapologetically moderate. All eyes are watching the two hold out Democratic sitors, don't Manition of West Virginia and Kirsten Cinema of Arizona. Cinema
and Mansion. Obviously in the Senate they hold the keys. Mansion opposes spending, Cinema opposes taxes. They make a lovely couple. In fact, they're the number one power couple in Washington, d C. Today. That's right. Everyone was talking about these two Senate sweethearts because they love grinding everything to a halt. And these two really prove that opposites attract. He's an old West Virginia man. She's a business Katie Perry from Arizona. He's from blue collar coal country. She wore a blue
collar on that denim vest for some reason. But they came together over their shared love of Tan Trik legislating. No matter how much you beg for clean energy subsidies, a wealth tax, or paid family leave, these build back blockers can make negotiations last all year law m So, thanks to these two Americans don't have paid leave. But I'll tell you what, you can't pay me any amount
of money to leave this studio. They have me chained to this set and finally coming to you from halfway around the globe, my number one power couple of the Suez Canal and that huge container ship that got stuck in it. Everyone in the world was wanting these two to break up, and guess what, that only made it hotter for six and a half days. They just kept at it. P D A alert. Turns out they like
when people watch. Now let's take a closer look at these two love birds, and just a warning, you should take the kids out of the room because this might get a little graphic. These two really put the anal in anal. That's a sexy way you pronounced canal. Sadly, they have been separated for a few months now, but it leaves the world asking is there still unfinished business between these two? Who could possibly fill that canal's void? Ah it's Pete Davidson of It really does have that
big ship energy. M hm, well thanks for joining me. That's it for Daisy Light X Power Couple countdown now. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make a deal with that witch. Wat's the Daily Show weeknights at eleven tent Central on Comedy Central and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount Plus. This has been a Comedy Central podcast