Welcome to the Cult Classic Horror Show. Every week, you can have the conversations you've always wanted to have about the films you love. Shut up! We're gonna get you. We're gonna get you. distractions and prepare yourself You got a big surprise coming to you. You're not going anywhere. Welcome, welcome everybody to the Colt Classic Horror Show. Danny Bowden here with you guys. Scotty Bowden with you guys. We are the Bird Brothers. And Carmelo Chimera.
And missing the Rob, maybe he'll wake up from his power nap and join us. I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen. It's after midnight on his... Florida time right now, so we'll see if he joins us. Hopefully he will. Those of you that stumbled into this episode and don't know and didn't read any descriptions, this is a live commentary to the Howling 2, your sister's a werewolf.
We are recording this live on Halloween night at midnight Eastern time. Yes, hence why we think Rob might be... taking a power nap at this very moment. It is 10-12 Colorado time and 10 or 11-12 Chicago time. Carmelo's got his mask. We're all good. I have my Takah Moana costume on still. I was lame and didn't dress up. I walked the kids around with some friends and took advantage of my neighbor's jello shots.
It was a little bit more dead in my neighborhood this year for some reason. Maybe because it's on a Friday night and people are out partying. Or something. Yeah. True enough. I don't know. I was rocking pretty good. We had hot chocolate out. We set the bounce house out. We had our neighbors over. Nice. It was okay. We played Hotel Transylvania 3 on our garage. It was pretty cool. It was fun.
I sacrificed a goat to ball. Oh, good. Yeah. Oh, my God. We're hoping for a good harvest this year. Good, good. Just blood trickling down your driveway. As you do. I was wanting to watch a horror movie, but had... Four kids at my house and had to do Halloween Town 4 instead. There's a Halloween Town 4? Wow. Don't press play because...
Sorry, my phone just fell on it. Let's go back to six here. Okay, well, let's... So for those of you tuning in after this is live... I will control the thing. Okay. My phone fell on the space bar. We'll tell you when to press play so you can watch along with us if you're watching this after the fact.
You're designed to listen to this episode while you watch the movie. So there's a separate episode on Howling 2 you can listen to that's just behind the scenes stuff. But if you want to follow along with us, this episode is a live commentary. on the movie, and it's meant to be watched in sync with the film. This is for those of you who are listening to this.
on iTunes next week. Yes, after the fact. So if you want to listen or watch the movie while listening, as it's meant to happen, we are at six seconds in, paused on the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer logo screen. right after the lion roars. I will do a countdown. We will press play and hopefully you will all be synced in to what we're watching. So while you're syncing our menstrual cycles, I'd like to remind the...
the future listeners who are not live, what I've told the live listeners already, which is that we're going to pick a random Kickstarter backer to get a free prop from our film name, the demon. We're doing some, some bonus rewards as an apology for it being about six months late. And we're on it, but we also want to thank you for your patience. Stay tuned to the end of the episode to find out who won. And I will also reiterate, there is no horror halftime this week because it's a live stream.
We will continue on the next episode of Horror Halftime giving away Blu-rays that I don't want or need. I just shipped off the New York Ripper triple disc special edition. So to Raymond Perez, and there will be a new winner next week. I'm not sure which movie I'm going to give away yet. I need to get rid of Poultry Geist. Oh, God. No one wants that one. But no one probably wants it, so we'll see. Maybe I'll pick a better one. We're going to give it to Aaron Garcia. He probably already has it.
And I just want to let you guys know, too, we picked The Howling 2 because we more or less just want to tear it apart because it's not the greatest movie. We were going to do Freddy vs. Jason.
Or maybe like Halloween or Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street. We could have done one of those classics, but we might have just done more watching than talking because they're good movies. But this way, well, maybe we'll do more talking and ripping the movie because it's... not the greatest movie yeah it's fun and coincidentally rob chose this movie and here we are
Without him. Always the case. Scotty, that was a great tee-up, and I couldn't have sent it better myself. And as a special treat to the fans also, this is my first viewing of the movie, so you're going to get both perspectives. This is my second. I only ever watched it when we covered it. Because we covered it a while back, and I actually have the notes here for when we covered it, like midway to my book here. I have a lot of facts, too. I can start spouting as we go through.
We'll see how boring it is. Carmelo's more into this because he saw the first one a couple days ago. So I'm kind of like in the dark. I watched the recap. I watched the recap. Are they connected? I don't remember. Okay. We'll find out. But I liked the first one, I should say. It was a slower, older film, but I liked it. And not for nothing, it had Robert Picardo in it. Yeah, that's right. Who Scotty and Danny and I worked with on a short film. That's true.
And Dee Wallace was in there. And we didn't work with her on a film, but we all had a gangbang with her. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, that was great. That's right. She was great. Well into her 80s now. Cujo, man. Cujo. yeah and yes jason poltergeist i don't know if it's a fun bad flick to watch uh you just literally see shit coming out of an ass it's one you'll never forget
That's for sure. Jason says the guy's sister in this is supposed to be Dee Wall's character. Well, you guys can read it on the screen there. So there's the connection. There's a connection. Good to see you, Jason, brother. Heck yeah. All right, guys, six seconds, and I'm going to hit play on go. I'm going to go three, two, one, go. So here we go. Three, two, one, go. And we've started.
The Howling 2. Your sister's a werewolf. Very nice. Hemdale. Never heard of them. Not familiar with Hemdale. No, can't say. This is Christopher Lee. He's in this, I know. Off to a good start, yes. Casting highlights, Sir Christopher Lee. Oh, Ryan. Oh, Ryan. Coming in, is it? Oh, there's Christopher. No, no. It's just part of it. Is yours playing through your headphones? It is. You have to set your computer audio to your mic as well. I see. So he's talking right now and...
The only thing I remember from this movie while watching it before was literally him just saying, Styrba. Styrba. Is this from Howling 2 or that was Howling 3? That's what I thought. Sybil Danning as Sterba the werewolf. I think you're right. If I turn on closed captions, will it turn on closed captions for all of you? I don't know. I can turn them on. I don't mind.
Well, let me see. I turned them on. Let's see if it was for everybody. Pause for a second. There you go. All right. Mine aren't on. Did you turn yours on? I did. No one's talking. No one's talking. Because I figure we're going to talk. That last goal had Down syndrome or something. That did not. Ghost dying.
We might be one second behind you guys. Now it paused momentarily while we turned on the captions, like literally a second or shorter. Who is that? Charles Bornstein is Phil better. We just saw that. So Sybil Danning plays.
Sterba, the werewolf, like... queen i think or something we'll find out it's a character well but is that like what he was teeing up with that monologue i don't think he said it yet i think later in the movie he says it like a few times and the way he says it just stuck with me i don't know why and i completely missed the
monologue i don't i think he might say it later what's the monologue about yeah jason you're pitching jason told me privately and in confidence that this that he actually really likes this movie a lot Really? No. Then you just put it on a live broadcast. I did. I did. I'm so sorry. Six billion people are listening right now. Yeah. Billions. Just.
I don't need this, though. I like this opening. I'm digging this. The good old days of L.A. There was probably so much cocaine in that last picture. Oh, tell me about it. In that last view. Oh, this guy. This guy. Oh, no, this is a sequel to the first one, then. Okay. yeah yeah so Aside from your sister as a werewolf, it also bore the subtitle Steerba Werewolf Bitch at one time or in some places. Oh, yeah. I think the...
I think the opening monologue was reading from the Book of Revelations about the horror of Babylon, I think. Okay. That's Christopher Lee again, just brooding. He just ripped one, probably. That's why he's standing in the back of the church. I think I saw Karen blinking. I think she's blinking in that coffin. I did it that.
the last son that I did a scene where a guy was supposed to be dead. He could not not blink his eyes. I just saw her eyes shutter. Yeah. I remember the funniest thing I've ever. I remember when we did Sin Eater in one of the takes that Jesse pulls a plastic bag off of Jeremy's head. The bag scraped his open eyeball. Oh, yeah.
And he did blink, right? He did blink. Oh, he did blink. Okay. And I didn't blame him, you know? Yeah. No. That is just terrible. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure that's why he quit acting. Whoa! That was the reason. Wait, was that her awake? Did she just wake up? That's bullshit. She was shot with a silver bullet. Horseshoe.
Yeah. So she's supposed to be the one that died in the first one? Yeah. I don't know. Okay. So at the end of the first movie, she turns into a werewolf on live television. Oh, yeah. That's right. And the dude plugs her. With the silver bullet? Yeah. Okay. Not his penis in her anal cavity. He probably does before that, I would say. Yeah, or after.
Checking the Instagram comments here. Please leave me alone. Sorry, I'm lacking on checking these comments here. I got some over here. All right, Scotty, you check that out. Yeah, I got the YouTube. I might just switch the screen because you see my head this way. That's because that's where the movie is. Yeah, I'm looking at the movie, but you guys. I'm looking at the movie and my head is over to the other side. This is a really nice.
Church Garden Courtyard. It's a little overgrown, but I like it. Yeah, it is nice. Oh, the bolo tie. I know. It's got a horse on it, too. That's Texan formal wear, so that is appropriate to wear to a funeral in some circles. Jeb should comment on this movie at times. I've been told by our legal counsel that Judd should appear as little as possible. Judd. Judd. Judd. The only time Judd can appear is if it's to stop Rob from doing his Chinese impression.
Oh, man. What did I just watch? All my coworkers just found out about this podcast, and I tried to warn them not to listen to it. Unfortunately, I can't be fired because I am the HR department. Yes. No. She is like, what are you talking about? I just watched My Name is Bruce, which has Ted Raimi playing a very heavily accented Asian man at times. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, she's very alive.
So the silver bullet didn't get to her then? I guess. Why is it taking her this long to wake up? This looks like a poolside concert. You guys should dress like this and do a cover of this. You should do a song called The Howling. Yeah. Steer about werewolf, bitch. And sample Christopher Lee. Why is he doing this? Look at those shades, man. How much of a fuck? Oh, God. I don't want to kiss you. Did they have to give Christopher Lee to dress like that and enter this scene? Seriously, I mean...
Speaking from experience, these guys are not shy about telling you on their wardrobe. No. He was probably like, this is dumb. Why am I going in here? I have the shades in order to go to this club. Yeah. So original producer Stephen Lane had the sequel rights, but no access to the first film's assets. He partnered with Hemdell Films who misrepresented their finances. It was a whole mess.
Yeah, but we know that's common in the film industry, right? Producers must represent their finances all the fucking time. Yeah. Many creature effects were added months later in post-production because it was so underfunded. patchy werewolf visuals you'll notice look at those glasses god it's like it's like they picked the worst ones they could find
I liked the effects from the first one. There's only one time that the werewolves are animated while they're having sex briefly. And it's like really, really bad. But other than that, I thought it was really cool. Yeah. Yeah. The first one was really good. I remember the first one being really good. Apparently, director Philip Mora only took the job because Hemdale owed him money for a previous film and promised to pay him if he did Howling 2. Really? Yeah.
He says Howling 2 is my tribute to Hammer movies. That's why Christopher Lee's... Yeah, having Christopher Lee on board. We should cover some of the Hammer films. We haven't really done any of that. I also push a lot for Universal ones and get vetoed in favor of... I know, and I have the whole... It's because you and I have the whole thing, the whole box set. Like, what's a Hammer film? What's an example of a Hammer film? Well, they did, like...
you know, they would do movies like horror of Dracula or things like that. Oh yeah. Yeah. They started making like Frankenstein and Dracula movies in the seventies, but they were like, You know, unlike the universe, the ones that are very 30s and 40s, black and white. These were more dramatic and gorier in color. Yeah. Remade them or made it more dramatic. Right. Right. And they have their own.
style and flair and we've never covered any of them but they have their own cult following and the two big stars were were christopher lee who's just a fucking like a badass and a half yeah and um um Peter Cushing. He played Van Helsing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Old-time actor. Yeah, yeah. Oh, goodness. Now what's going on? Let's cover some lows. Well, I think these super cool guys they picked up at the nightclub. Super cool. Also, it's clearly now morning, I guess. Yeah, it doesn't look very night.
That's, oh. What's going on? Is he giving her a blowjob? Yeah. They're just panties laying around. That first thing I'd do if I saw panties laying around a place like that, pick them up. Pick him up and smell him and see if I notice the scent. Well, a werewolf would notice the scent. So are all these guys werewolves?
A special treat. The subtitle said howling. Howling. Nice. She has those awesome dangly skeleton earrings. I swear I had like a necklace like that when I was little. It's bringing back memories. He's got that James Hebert laugh. Oh, man. Uh-oh. Someone's throwing shit at these guys. It's coming from all angles. Wow, this acting. That's a really short knife. This is superb acting.
I realize you may not get this just from listening. I have the treat of looking at the subtitles. The character's name is Moon Devil. What is his name? Moon Devil. Oh, God. Oh, boy. We got our first killing. A hand is off. I didn't really see it happen. I just saw the teeth and blood. A lot of quick cuts. A little POV here. Ooh, there we go.
It always helps to flail your arms when you run. Oh, of course. Oh, she's a wolf. Oh, God. Oh, no. Good thing that box was hollow or he would have, like, been smashed into hamburger meat. Yeah. So what, the cult of werewolves is spread to the city now? Is that what's going on? Yeah, the whole freaking point was they were trying to keep a low profile. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. There she is now. Is there just one wolf or two wolves? That wasn't that far. Oh.
I guess if you hit the back of your head, though, you're done for. Oh, geez. I remember the shot. I remember the shot. This girl's just chilling. Wow. And our first action sequence, sort of. Slashing. I guess partway through filming. Maura was waiting on the werewolf suits, and 20th Century Fox accidentally sent over a bunch of Planet of the Apes monkey costumes instead. Oh, that's why it looked like a monkey. It looked like an ape suit.
They told him just to deal with it. Christopher Lee devised a solution saying, you know, right into the script that they have to go through a monkey phase during their transformation. So it literally adds werewolf evolution is human to monkey to wolf. They actually did that? Let's watch closely and see if we can catch it. That is so dumb. It is. That hand grabbing that girl looked like a straight-on ape.
hand. It sort of did. Jason's wondering if Lee regretted this movie. Maybe. He's probably did a lot of these though. Chris Sherry. Is this Mad Max? But it didn't kill her though, right? First werewolf movie. That's the explanation. They're removed during the autopsy. Oh. oh he said the thing he said the title is the name of the thing he's like that's christopher lee in his head going why am i working with this idiot The brother's like, yeah, dang it. He's not great.
Come on, Jess, get out of here. Sit your ass down. I am Christopher Lee. You will sit. He walks over to the stereo. Do you like Phil Collins? Do you like Huey Lewis in the news? Yeah. Do you like Phil Collins? Most of this was filmed in communist Czechoslovakia. Oh, yeah. Oh, that does look like a monkey. Christopher Lee was in a lot. Chris Shearer asked. Christopher Lee was in the Hammer Horror films back in the day, but he was also in Star Wars.
two and three he was count dooku he was he was staramon and uh lord of the rings movies yeah that's right christopher lee's a legend he was famous for actually being in like the british secret service And famously told Peter Jackson on the set of Lord of the Rings what it actually sounded like when a person was stabbed in the lungs. He had done it himself.
But he was also like a creative consultant on Lord of the Rings because he's part of this group of people who read the books once per year. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's true, and he was also in a heavy metal band well into his later years, and then died in his 90s. Christopher Lee is a legit... Badass. He's been in a ton of stuff. Yeah. So that, I mean, that gives you your answer, Chris, what Christopher Lee's been in. He's been, he's, he's a legend.
She's immune. What? You can't just say that. What the hell? How does she know? This vampire is immune to stakes through the heart. Sorry, did he explain what makes her immune to Silva? No, I don't think he did. We might have missed it right before that. I can't tell if the movie, if I'm missing things or the movie's skipping things. Probably a little bit of both. There it is.
Oh, you just said it while he said it. No, I just, I heard it. No, I didn't hear it. You said there it is right when he was saying it in my ears. Oh. Stirba. Stirba. Cool. the monkeys? Is that why? I think that's what he's going to end at. Yep. There it is. Styrba must be destroyed and I will do it. Wait, so, oh, Sterba's immune to silver, but Karen White is not immune to silver. No. She's the one that, she was the reporter, right?
Right, right, right. And the only reason the silver didn't kill her is because they took it out. They took it out. Apparently it has to stay lodged in the body for it to continue working. Jason says she's resistant to silver because she's the queen. I never understood that. I mean, that's good enough for me if it's the queen. I thought we were talking about Karen, and then I was like, what the fuck makes her so special? Yeah. Yeah, Karen's dead, but now she's done more. Yeah.
Boy, I do not like this woman's haircut. It is so bad. I cannot. No, I don't like it either. That's what the kids do these days. The middle school boys have haircuts like that. Yeah. He just needs some pajama pants and Crocs. Yep. came up with the title for this movie it's so bad yeah yeah it's very bad more to what Carmelo was saying about Christopher Lee uh says he had history in Czechoslovakia during World War II he was involved in a mission that took out a top Nazi
Really? So when he arrived in Prague to film, the locals greeted him as a real-life hero. Holy fuck. Dude, he's a legend, like I said. The dude's on another level. Jeez. Christopher Lee was London's version of Vincent Price. Jason Purcell says. Yeah, I could see that. It's a good way to put it. Nothing better than an indoor SIG. Chris Scherer. yep very true that's good old 80s montage music here
It's not really even a mantra. It's just a passage of time. And that Suburban is probably still running today. Oh, yeah. Any of this coming back to you, Danny? This movie? Nah. Me either. I have all these notes written about it, but I have no idea what I was saying on some of them. Yeah. Where are they? Are they in Germany? Well, they filmed it in Czechoslovakia. I don't know where they actually are. What did it say? Transylvania? Germany? Where'd the last one end, Carmelo?
The last one ended. Do you know where they were? I thought they were in Southern California. Oh, yeah. Well, this one said California. They're in L.A. It said City of Angels. Oh, okay, okay, okay. In the beginning. I mean, I'll give it to Czechoslovakia. It works just fine. Yeah. The cemetery is cool. Look, you know, except for the weird, like...
cyberpunk dudes in the warehouse getting killed. This has been terrible so far. This is about unqualified. Maybe it was the third one that was the worst. The third one's got marsupials in it, doesn't it? Yeah, I think so. That's because they probably sent in the wrong costumes again. I remember this. I'm going to grab some sugar and some refill. Please continue roasting. Yes, we will. I got my pumpkin ale. So now what? They're doing some kind of ritual over Karen? Ooh.
Huh. There's something out there, right? Yeah, I guess, but she's still laying in the coffin. Coyotes. Oh shit, there's the ape. Ape costume. It's a bit more wolfy now. The first one was more ape. This guy here, Reb Brown, is sort of a B-movie legend. A little bit. He was in Space Mutiny, some over-the-top B-movie. He was Captain America in a cheesy 1979 TV movie. Oh, shit. So he's done some... I mean, it wasn't great in the first couple scenes, but he's been around. Yeah. He's got a good look.
That's for sure. Oh, shit. The director said his two leads, him, Brown, and Annie McEnroe. were so stiff that Christopher Lee often acted as if he was wishing himself away when playing against them. Oh, shit. Right in the face. You'll have to say that again after this scene. So he's, like, properly putting her to death in the coffin. Oh, yeah. Staked through the heart. Does that work on werewolves? Maybe it's silver. Titanium. Is it titanium, right? They need to do. I thought it was silver.
Yeah. Or was it titanium for the queen? Titanium for the queen. Okay. So you said... Oh! He's just going to kill her then. You said they were stiff? Oh, yeah. The acting was just, yeah. Come on, Ben! Oh, God. There's a lot of groaning and grunting. from this guy old I remember this. He just caught him with a net. He draped it over. Did he just throw a basketball net on him? Looks like a basketball hoop net. He immobilized him by throwing a basketball hoop net partially on his body.
Yeah. What the hell? I can't believe they kept that. I can't believe they seriously were like, yep, that's good on that take. Throw that on there. Those are like two basketball hoop nets on him. Help me. Oh, God. Jason says titanium is permanent death. Silver is death, if not removed. Oh, yeah. So that was titanium that Chris Lee had. That's interesting. Yeah. Now you're making me want a little Milky Way or something. Yeah. I'll go back to dieting tomorrow.
I guess I'll have a little bit more of this mixture here. I brought the bottle with me. Chris, I hear you. I never leave the house without my titanium steak here. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Ooh. What's that? Is she a hawk and a loogie? What was that? Is that reference still timely? No, it's done. I never leave the house without a net. Amen Chris. I got my net with me all the time. Just a tiny little white net. Stefan, I'm sorry I tried to shoot you in the head. I'm with you to the end.
Shout out to Wolverito, who's joined us on Instagram. Heck yeah. Let us know if you're watching The Howling along with us or if you just tuned in to see our handsome faces drinking this fine Hocker Shore Weiss beer. Yeah. Let's see what we got there. Are you able to see the timestamp without clicking pause? We get to remind people of where we're at. I don't know. I can't. I can't. 2727. 2727. He's blinking.
If you guys are trying to catch up where we're at, Carmelo, count off. Can you see seconds on it? I can. 27, 39, 40, 21. All right, cool. That's where we're at. I'd like to give a shout out to Sue Hoover out there who taught me that liquor before beer, you're in the clear. She taught me that rule a long, long time ago. Save me a lot of trouble. Liquor before beer and you're in the clear. Okay. Beer before liquor. Never been sicker, right? I've heard the old...
Adage. What if you just have beer tonight? All I've had was beer tonight. Just the pumpkin ales. Literally no healthier diet. Okay, see? There we go. Whoa, that outfit. Wow. I saw her full front already. Now she's got a trench coat on. Yeah, Cedric. Clip that on there. Okay. Christopher Lee's name is Stefan in this. Sterba. Sterba. I love this score. I'm not even fronting about that. Mariana. That's Mariana.
They're now in Transylvania. Oh, see, that's why I wrote Transylvania down. Yeah. Are they confusing werewolves and vampires? Maybe. And why isn't Howling 3 about marsupials? I feel like Howling versus like where Dracula was like the next thing you should have done. Yeah. Have we done Underworld? I want to watch Underworld. Underworld's great. I guess it's old enough now, right? Hate Beckinsdale? Yes. Oh, God.
Kate Beckinsale is a very special woman. Just a great actress she is. She's even more beautiful than I thought. But again, hungry. We're talking about Kate Beckinsale still. Wait, Jimmy Smits is in this? I don't know if that was... Look at those shorts. Smits? It sort of looked like him. Is it? Did you see that somewhere? Oh, Smits. Jimmy Smits is what Chris Shearer says. That guy looks like Jimmy Smits. This probably would be Romania if it's in Transylvania. Romania. Don't catch it.
dunca scotty likes to repeat things that the people say on the screen and they know where we're at in the movie yeah Oh, so they just started eating those guys immediately. Oh, yeah. They were hungry. And that guy with the short shorts, he was asking for it. He was. He really was. Showing off all that meat.
Yeah, men walk around all the time showing off their bulges and their butts. They're asking for it. Wow. You said she has a bitter beer face? Yeah, the bitter beer face lady. She's got the character look for sure. Oh, boy. What the fuck? What in the hell, Razor, is going on here? We got some torture chamber issues going on here. I think we see this is old Steerba. We're about to see. And then she...
Sucks the life force to be young again. And becomes hot? I think so, yeah. Who is this young maiden? Did we see her yet? I didn't see anything happening. No, I don't think we saw her get attained or captured. This guy does look like Jimmy Smith, but I don't think it is. This guy, yeah. No, he's way too old to be Jimmy Smith. This would have been more sensitive if they picked up this girl as the hitchhiker. Yeah.
this guy looks like a mix between more so jimmy smith's and a little bit of momoa there's a little bit yeah kind of he has some someone else i can't think but he i can't put my thumb in it but he looks like someone else too All right, blood pour. So Steerba sucks the souls out of people. That's what I wrote down here. Sucks the souls out of people, women. The life force out of her. Yeah.
Almost as a Dwayne Johnson vibe. A little bit, I guess. You must be Hawaiian or Samoan. Oh, there she is. That's awful. Yeah. Oh, God. Great graphics there. Great. Just sucking all the farts right out of her. Sucking her dry. What in the David Lynch is this? All these random-ass montage shots. Was that a golf ball acting as the moon? It did look like a golf ball. Pretty sure the golf ball was playing the role of the moon. Yes. It's as bad as an actor as any of them.
Though I will say there's a lot to recommend this particular movie. There's a lot in the scene going on here. Yeah, and here we are. There's a lot of art going on in the background. You got to pay attention. We have Sybil Danning as Steerba. This movie is an hour and a half long. That means this script was 90 pages. In that 90 pages, how many of the words do you think were the words stirba? Stirba, yeah. So many stirba. Whoa. Sybil Danning. Here we are.
I've got to tell you guys, I really like Howling 1, but Howling 2, there's something about it I can't put my finger on. Yeah, I can't either. It's on the tip of my tongue almost. The very tip?
Yeah, on the tip, exactly. But I feel like I'd like to get deeper. Of how you like this movie, okay. How much I like the movie, exactly. Yeah, I think we need to get deeper into this. I think Sybil Danny had hoped to not... be nude in this movie but uh i don't think that it was you know this producers thought otherwise immediately yeah dude if you were nine the first thing you would do is fuck
Oh, yeah, for sure. Especially if Jimmy Smith's Rock Johnson was there. Yeah. Slash Momoa, you would be like, is that boob just hanging? What the hell is with that boob? Dude, that boob is hanging. It's flipped out for sure. What a weird... That actress does not care about her nipples being on screen at all. It's been like the third time. Alrighty. steered about she's a huntress man she looks like lena hetty
She does look like Lena Headey. She sort of does. Actually, dang, right on the knot. All right. Cersei. Lena Headey put everyone I know through puberty. The movie 300. There's a sex scene in there that'll make the hair on the back of your neck stand erect. Dude, I remember that scene, like the back of my head. Oh, my God. Like the back of your head and the palm. Yeah. I got a hairy palm here.
Jason said, would this be in Romania? I'm not sure. Is Transylvania technically? Yeah. Romania? Yeah. Transylvania is in Romania. Eyes wide shut. Was the original nip slip? I didn't realize there was a nip slip in eyes wide shut. I don't know why you guys shit on this movie. This is great. Hey, I don't really remember it. Oh, boy. Oh, jeez. Yeah. We got lots of nudity in this. Oh, look. Please.
Oh, sorry, that was all Christopher Lee's fantasy. None of it really happened. Sorry, I just was thinking about something there. I just dozed off for a minute there. Sorry, I'm just... I hate Sterba so much, I just hate her. She's saying, bug you. Get out of my face. They're all like, we're over it. Well, that is not a good shot.
Oh, God. Oh, boy. He's a badass in this. He's ready for anyone to be a werewolf. Yeah, he is. Was that a titanium? Well, it doesn't have to be a titanium for her. Just stab her right in the heart. So most days of the year these days. So I'm confused. Are they here or are they not here? Yeah. Yeah. I'm listening, Carmel. I don't eat sugar anymore. And the way I do it is on Halloween.
i just eat all the candy and sugar yes when you're set for the year i'm so sick of it by tomorrow and i can't look at it But it's so good in the moment. Right now, it's quite good. I haven't had a piece of candy yet. We had pizza, and then there were some donut place that we got donuts from for the kids. So I had a donut, but I haven't had any candy yet.
Oh, I had an apple cider donut the other day. Oh, so good. Wonderful. Did you drink it out of a flask in the car? Oh, shit. Is that Christopher Lee? No. Who? they didn't realize someone was back there that is a flask is that what happened he's drinking from it yeah no she's drinking from the flask for sure yeah that time it makes sense because she almost got eaten by a werewolf yeah yeah yeah the second time
It's like she's getting hairy. She's got some hairy boobs going on here. This is the quote-unquote hairy threesome, perhaps the most infamous scene of the film. Werewolf orgy. This is interesting. This I could have done without him. Is he howling or screaming? There's some singing going on. I could go without the hair.
It's a little... But, you know, werewolf sex, that's just how it is. I mean, that's what sex with me is like. Yeah, I'm very hairy. Yeah, it's very hairy. I don't have a lot of hair on my head, but down yonder way. Pubey. I was just watching Hubie Halloween and they call him Pubey all the time. Pubey. I heard they're doing a second one. Did they do a second one? That'd be great. I don't think they have, but I'd watch it, yeah. They should do a second one.
Oh my god. This scene had to be a very awkward film. You guys noticed the rendition? They did like a circled rendition and that was a transition. That's what Carmelo just said. That was really bad. Straight out of the cartoon. Yeah. Wait, is that the dude? He looks like the dude. I think it is. That was Dwayne Johnson right there. He's playing two parts. Yeah.
They had to do what they could. They have a lot of money. Jason said that was awkward to watch as a young man. Yeah, I know. It starts making you... dick hard you're stuck in hair and all why am i getting an erection during this yeah i'm so geez i watched that howling too last night and i woke up and there's a mess in my bed yeah yeah there's hair everywhere what the fuck
Chris Scherer, this is me after an edible. See, I have so much hair. When you rub like that, it actually starts to fire. Yeah. I can't actually have orgies. Too much friction. Yeah. It's good when we're camping and we don't ever have to bring a lighter. Yeah, we just rub our bodies together and then the fire started. Start this fire, baby. Real thing that happens with Scotty and I whenever we see each other...
Somebody has forgotten their shaving cream. Me for my face. Scotty for his head. We have loaned each other shaving cream back. Really? I didn't even know that. We have. I had that shaving butter for you at my house that one time before the senior premiere. Here, I got you covered. Oh, my God. It's so funny. It's hilarious. Everyone's like staring at them, these creepy old men behind them. Creepers. That guy's even halfway in his werewolf makeup. He's like, this guy's Igor. Hunter's back.
What an ugly shit hotel. It's unique. That's for sure. The cheapest hotel we get in Romania to film this lobby scene. Thanks. Shout out to more of our friends on Instagram. KCVRP, thanks for tuning in. Ah, yes. Thank you guys. John, you're right. Weapons was awesome. Loved it. Great movie. Great movie. I wanted to watch it. It's on streaming now, like HBO or something. I wanted to watch it again tonight, but no, there's kids in the room. Yep. My kids are bad.
When the kids are there, you just got to put on something tame like Evil Dead so that they can rest easy at night. It's all. Yeah, Evil Dead or even better, Evil Dead 2013. Just put that on. Even more tame, yeah. Good to go. I think they are getting vampires. I mean, she has garlic. She has garlic in the room. Since when? I mean, I don't know.
The guy in the lobby was kind of freaking out. You guys keep talking. I'm going to grab a piece of candy. As a reminder for those of you watching on Instagram. This is a live commentary. We are watching the movie The Howling 2 as we speak. We're about to have the second orgy of the movie. This one with way less hair. Yep, this one with Ben and...
Whatever the lady's name is. The main lady. Was there any indication of sexual attraction to each other? I didn't see any sexual attraction until right this second. Whoa. He smells the sex. Oh, yeah. Jason Mose slash Dwayne Johnson smells the sex. Man, he is punishing her. Yeah, this movie has had a lot of sex in it. So one thing, the first one was missing. See? Yeah. That tax has been claimed. What happened? Oh, did it pause? Someone hit play. I got it. Okay.
we're at 43 40 did you lean on your ad not on my stream the hell all right i hit play all right guys we're at 43 37 38 39 oh scotty just what on earth what the hell and touch it one of us has an ad i think oh shit i think i had an ad 45 43 46 43 47 48 49, just so you guys can sync up with us. I'm sorry. I don't understand what's going on here. What the hell? Sign-in problem? Oh, my God. All right. Well, Scotty's somehow not with us on the screen here.
Here, here, here. Just don't touch it when you sign in. Okay. What the hell is going on here? You guys watching 4413, 1415, 4417. All right. I snagged a couple Milky Ways. Hopefully Elliot doesn't notice because he'll literally freak out and kill me. This is fucked. Here, let me go back here. I'm sorry, guys.
I don't understand what happened here. Here, let me go back. They don't see it, so you don't have to worry about it. Okay. Are they just still watching it then? Yeah. Okay. I mean, people are watching it on their own. Me and Carmelo are watching it here. We're back in the church. Okay. Good, good. Let's see that. Okay. I'm back in. Okay. So the werewolves just took out this dude's whole family. Why are you hitting pause? I'm not. Scotty? I'm not. I'm not.
Well, it just got paused twice. Now we're at 45, 10, 11, 12, 13. We're looking at the picture of... Chris is right. That ad was one that were titillated the most. I know. What's going on? It was designed to give us blue balls. Don't you have cell phones? Back then they just had cans with string. you can shut the up all right i'm back in what are you guys at 43 44 you should be where we're at because there's only one movie playing in this television disguises
Telling the guy to come over to him. I'm at 46.17. Oh, here. I need to go up a little bit then. No. You know what, that transition, I actually kind of like. Yeah, a little clock tower with the clock transition. I think it says that they actually walked through an actual festival happening. In the village. I was going to say it looks authentic. This looks like when I close my eyes and picture Romania, this is what I picture. You guys at 46-34? 57 58. Got it. The little play is happening. Yes.
Samir is a doll kind of hot. I mean, for a doll, you know. He's trying to fuck that doll. Apparently, Scotty doesn't pay for premium prime. Well, I'm on Liz's mom's prime. That's why. It was like, I remember a long time. It was like, would you like to not have ads for $2 more a month? And I was like, yes, please. No ads. Yep. I did it too.
that's the skeleton with Down syndrome. It is, yeah. Poor guy. Who the fuck is this? What is going on? You guys at 47, 48 now? We're at 48 on the dot. Got it. Got it. Got it. So now she's taking a bath. Yeah, something's going on in there. Jenny. Her name's Jenny. Weird toilet there. Jenny and Ben. Some cool music. Got some eerie music going on. Yeah, that's not bad. A little music going on. Wow. That was awesome. Whoa, that wasn't handicapped. That gargoyle was.
Oh, my God. They're still doing it. The orgy is still going on. Wow. This scene had been so hard to film without just laughing. What the fuck? Oh, my God. What the fuck? So weird. It would have been less awkward to just fake do it. I know. Like, just do some close-ups on hands, touching boobs and stuff. Instead, they're like, all right, everyone snarl.
Yeah, snarl and lick at each other. Shake your heads back and forth. If I were allowed at Origins, and I'm not, I would do that and get kicked out. Jason says that werewolves have good stamina. See, now what? Now what? I don't know. She's crossing her hands and petting them. Oh, man. Look at these transitions. They're just on fire. Goodness. The following afternoon, what a skeleton that rings a bell. You really need to get Potter on these transitions.
Carmelo, they're just the built-in ones. We got to copy these transitions for the next movie. For sure. We need this for unarmed, yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. He looks like a werewolf. What are you doing with leaving out your girl? He's a human, but he looks like a werewolf. He's got to be a werewolf. Even if he's not a werewolf, he looks like he's going to steal your girl. He does. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
he's skeezy yeah this guy yeah that is the guy i mean i guess it's it's not definitely on purpose now they're focusing on him yeah And that's the girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good call earlier. I didn't really notice that. It's Jimmy the Rock Momoa. Have we figured out his name yet? No one's looked up his name. I haven't looked up his name. There it is. His name is Judd. Judd Omen. No. Judd Omen. Get the fuck out of here. It is. His name is Judd Omen. Judd Omen.
He was in Pee-wee's Big Adventure in 1985. Oh, okay. The original Dune he was in. Really? Yep. Look at Christopher Lee just smoking a pipe. Good God, he looks majestic. Oh. Oh. Flashback to her werewolf form. She sees him. I wonder if this whole village is in. Are all these villagers werewolves? Or just maybe not. If they know about all of it. I mean that guy for sure. He's getting you a gift. He asked me to take very good care of you.
Oh, goodness. Matt, Jenny, I asked you a question. Can you talk back to me, please? Pig face guy. Alright, is the orgy still going on? Oh, it's over now. It's over now. She's dressed. Wolfgasms. Wolfgasms. She's got a decent rack, that's for sure. Goodness. Is she hearing these voices in her head? Yeah. Goodness. These digital electronic voices? The crazy suit she's wearing. That was interesting. At least that moon wasn't a golf ball.
I might have to go fucking take a five-hour energy or something. I'm dying here. Yeah, this is... I did start to realize that even 10 p.m. for our time zone, I'm like, we're old. Yeah, this is late, man. What's going on here? So I'm going to the American Film Market in two weeks, and all the fucking parties are on one night, and they start at 4.30.
But there are three parties in one night, and it goes all the way to 2 a.m. Pacific time. Oh, boy. So I've got to be up until 4 o'clock. Yeah. 4 o'clock.
Why can't we just start drinking at noon and then go to bed and have a full night tea? That's why Hollywood runs on cocaine. Although when we were out there, we sure didn't have... qualms about staying out i mean yeah once that i get started and you're you're on a roll you're having a good time we were at that we were at that bar and taco place then we came back and then
We were all sort of like, oh, should we go check out this other bar? We wanted to go out again. And I looked over and there was a stern look from Shannon. I was like, never mind. We're not. Never mind. Let's head in. Let's head in now. I'm like puking in the back alley. I can't do it. I can't. we were like walking around with a whole bottle of mescal we finished oh my god we went into that cigar bar that was preceded by like a cabaret like a Mexican cabaret cabaret
And the music came on and the dancers came out in the bar. And mind you, we were passing through the bar to get to the cigar lounge. And it was louder than any grind deathcore metal concert I've ever been to. It was the loudest shit I've ever heard. It was like, oh my God. It was brutal. Chris Scherer said he's, all right, gentlemen, I'm out. It's late for me on the East Coast. All right, brother. Thanks for joining.
us love you thanks for being here we'll see you soon yeah thanks man all right now she's got sunglasses on and she's petting a wolf that's pretty badass she's just petting a wolf Well, that's the fake wolf. That's got to be fake. Why does she have sunglasses on? That dog is stuffed. That's a stuffy dog. Oh, I get it. The title is like a... That dog is completely... No, that's definitely a stuffed dog. It's a taxidermy wolf or something.
I'm wearing Mad Max's sunglasses. Why do they have the other two people just snarling in between her words? They're not even wolves. They're just snarling. No, they're just people going. That's a solid bonfire, though. No one's even tending. That looks digital. There's no way it'd be going that good. Maybe she's channeling her inner cyborg from Jean-Claude Van Damme's Cyborg.
Her staff looks pretty cool. I still can't believe Rob didn't make it. Yeah, I can't believe he ghosted us. I know that he's up late. I've been out to Florida. I've hung out with Rob, and he's up till like 1 or 2 a.m. I guess not tonight. If you pick this movie, we would have been covering Freddy vs. Jason if he wasn't here. That's true. Right? Probably. This is fine. We're picking on this one.
I kind of like that it's a movie I haven't seen. Yeah. What is going on right now? Who's transforming? Is this? I think Sterba. Is Sterba transforming? So they're all turning into werewolves because they got these intruders coming. Oh, no. What did he drop? Those peeds fell out of his ear. Oh. Oh, they had earplugs because...
of the wolf voices? Yeah, he had those ears. They look like teeth that were in his ear, but they were earplugs. Why are they only hurting his ears and not Ben's ears? I think that Ben must have earplugs in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think that guy's a werewolf, and that cry is calling him to battle. Oh. Jason said, yeah, turning her minions into wolves. Okay. And he's a minion, right? Yeah.
He's turning her minions into wolves. That's right. Okay. Jason cleared it up. Yeah. We just read that. I got that. Sorry. I got this groovy thing way loud. I should turn it down. Okay. Go, Ben, go! So who, where did... this is just their guide he just came from nowhere right they just i think they hired him or something yeah yeah
I'm glad Jason's watching and can just fill us in on all the things we're not listening to. It's hard when we're talking and trying to watch. Jason join us as the co-host. Yeah. Yeah, he's dying because the tent, the wax was blessed. Yeah, stopping it. Oh, no. Is he going to take them to Snirba? Uh-oh. This guy is definitely turning on her. He's hitting on her. I want to make love to you. Yeah, he's definitely a werewolf. Oh, no. Oh, red cape. That is interesting.
And she's got magic fingers. She's got Palpatine red fingers. I don't hate this effect on him, though. Oh, that was good. That was good. Yeah, that was really good. That was a good one. Not at all. Jason said he's definitely a diaper sniffer. This movie is definitely better than I thought it was going to be.
That was a good effect. That was the best one in the whole movie so far. That's where all the budget went to was the eyes popping out of that guy. So did he just knock her out? Is that what happened? Lord, now he's giving her a facial. He's really rubbing on her face there. Yeah, he is. What the fuck? That's right. Teach that pervert discipline. Steerba's like a new orgy member. Damn. Steerba.
I mean, just once. I joined the wearable 4G just once, just to experience it. Right, Carmelo? I don't know. Would you join the wearable 4G just once? Just once? As long as Steerba's there. I'm not a big fan of urine or feces insects. A werewolf. As long as that's not involved. I mean, look, guys.
It's a full moon. You can see. I'm already halfway there. Yeah, I know. I see the hair in your arms from here, man. We're miles away. I can see it. Oh, Christopher, really nice to get a show to the climax. He found a necklace that some girl had. They couldn't afford him for a little bit. So I think... This guy's brought back to life, or is it a different? I need more candy. Keep going. Yeah. More candy. More candy. Where's Stefan? That was so bad. He's got a solid jean jacket, though, at least.
He's a B-movie legend, man. Yeah, apparently. Yeah. What's his name again? I mean, he's got a good look. I don't have it pulled up anymore. I got it here. I got it. What is this voice? What is this? Oh, yeah. Red Brown. Red Brown. That's right. Oh, that was you. I'm like, is that the movie? No, it was, though. Is this the little guy? You can hear it right now. I'm not doing it anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah. What the hell?
We got this little mask. Yeah, so this is zombie Vasile. Oh, because he got you. Yeah, because he was dead. Now he's brought back. Now dressed in a creepy Jester Girls outfit wearing a mask. Does Christopher really know yet? I don't think so. Oh, now. Oh, it's the guy with his eyes out. Yeah, it's him. Yeah.
He just throws him out the window. See, that's what... Oh, the golden spikes? Nice. Oh, yeah. That's what you got to do to, like, Chucky, you know? Just throw him out the window. Or any of the Puppet Master puppets. Yeah, exactly. Kick him. He's like... Oh, you're not so fucking useless after him. He had to take a moment to be like...
Yeah. That guy's eyes popped out. He can't be living still. No, he's zombie. You ever brought him back to life? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, I see that. Lots of skulls. Oh, is there another? More sex happening? She's going to keep Jenny for her sex slave. Or just take her skull. I don't know what she's doing with her. It's a cool skull.
architecture though yeah it's nice yeah i like it sort of like did you guys watch 28 years later already i need to watch it oh it's it's pretty good i actually started re-watching 28 days and weeks this week ah yes now that it's available after we covered of course can you believe it it's now on fucking netflix i know we just covered it couldn't find it anywhere no like what
Covered it like last year. I was excited to see 28 years, but it had been so long since I've seen the other ones. They all coincide together, right? This looks like I've seen it in real life at a place called the Capuchin Crypt. In Rome, there is a church there where a monk built a shrine out of bones. It's a serious shit. Really? No one knows why he did it. A monk? Whoa. Or a priest or something like that. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, it's pretty good. Vasila. That's how you say it.
Oh, brave volunteers without names. I wonder what's going to happen to them. Yeah. These guys might be doomed. Those look like teeth. That's right. I do recall that now. Sacred wax. Thanks for clearing that up, Jason. Wax from the sacred candles. That's the cup of the covenant. A carpenter's cup. I watched Indiana Jones recently. Jealous. He's like...
Fuck all this other mumbo-shumbo. Just give me the gun. Take that tiny little gun. Let's go. I don't know why they're wasting their time with this guy. He's useless. He's got to save Jenny. These other guys have like wavy knives and axes. oh we're back to the cyberpunk band oh god we got a massive orgy happening now all right wow apparently they did an open casting call for punks to come out to this concert that was happening in it
immediately got crowded by the police officers threatening to shut it down and only gave them 30 minutes to do it. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah, the concert, not this orgy. The cops were in the orgy. Yeah, this orgy was totally illegal. This is actually an actual orgy. Yeah, they just started shooting in an actual orgy. Ben, this movie's not that bad. Yeah, you know, what the heck? Yeah, I've seen worse. It's not great. I mean, it's no shunting. The shunting?
What was that movie called again? Society. Society, yeah. The thrill of the hunt and the smell of the shunt. The smell, right? Yeah. The biggest lube fest I've ever seen in my life. God, that was gross. Lube Fest 2009. God. It makes it memorable, I guess. Yeah, it is, yeah. Right, as you said, that movie existed right up until we watched it for some reason. I think Rob picked it again. Yep, I think he did. It says, and he picked another one with an orgy. Howling 2, he's not even here.
No, it's okay. We're having a good time. Imagine just sitting here watching all this. All right, cut. Imagine just being the other... the werewolf girl just sitting there like moaning and closing her eyes and nothing's happening to her yeah Stop fucking immediately. Stop fucking immediately. There should be like two guys just coming because
She stopped right at the wrong moment. Oh, no. I'm coming. I'm coming. Okay. Now we can stop. Yeah, that guy. That guy right there. He had a blue ball. Jason Purcell, my own. Much worse in this film. Yeah, like poultry guys. It's much worse than this. They keep using the same shot of a werewolf. They really do. The mouth opening and everything. How is Breeze worse than this? These four guys, five guys storming the castle are going to take out 28 werewolves that we're just having in our way.
They have all their titanium and silver. Careful, you got Bigfoot behind. Have fun storming the castle. Well, I've eaten my body weight in fun-sized candy bars. They're just little ones. What's your bar of choice? Well, my favorite candy is Twix, but I've enjoyed the Milky Ways and Reese's tonight as well. I'm a Milky Way fan. Yeah, Milky Way's delicious. No, you know what? Actually, if it were like a battle royale to the finish, I think Snickers might...
I like nuts, man. I like nuts in my candy. Like Snickers, Baby Ruth. I like nuts. Oh, boy. Did you get any trick-or-treaters, Carmichael? Yeah, you know, some less than I got in the past. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you. The same with you as last week. We got a little less this year, I was saying, but we still got a decent amount. All right, this is pretty cool. Yeah, Jason. I'm not a big KitKat fan. You know this thing about KitKats, that they're made of other KitKats?
No, really? Yeah, like the wafer is made up of mashed Kit Kats. What the? Wow. The chicken or the egg? What came first? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Don't think about it too hard. You know what? I gave that guy shit for having the axe, but he is putting that thing to work. That's right, man. He's doing the Lord's work out there. Yeah, he is. I just love how when everyone shoots a gun or hits the axe, they make sounds too. Now he just came, finally.
So you had a lot of extra candy, Carmelo, that you didn't give out? had yeah well i hear you goners now also i had a lot of extra beer yeah what the heck the kids didn't want it i hear you too man i i had i had a whiskey and kahlua and Butterscotch schnapps and peppermint schnapps laid out for the hot chocolate. No adults came by? No one took advantage? We ran out of hot chocolate. I put probably three whiskey in hot chocolates, a couple of peppermint schnapps.
A couple of butterscotch schnapps. A few Kahluas. But yeah, there's a bunch of kids who took it. Yeah, we had a whole coffee kettle full. I don't know if that guy used that wavy knife once. There's not even any blood on it. He just kicked out and hid in the back. Yeah, he sure did. How could all of them take out like 10 wolves and none of them are kidding? That's what I'm saying. No one got hurt. Especially that guy. Just a suspension of disbelief. None of them are...
They're not in their prime anymore, and they're just taking out werewolves with battle axes. Like wolves, there's no blood on their shirts or feet. That guy with the battle axe has a history. He's done some work. Yeah. Oh, there's that shot again, Carmelo. Mouth of the werewolf. Oh, no. She feels it through her bloodline. I think that was the dude. I think that was Smith. Was it? No way. Jimmy the Rock Momoa.
Oh no, he's right there. That wasn't him. He's right there. I was confused because they used the canned shot of the werewolf. That's true. Did the werewolf and their buddy die there? Did they lose a guy? Let's see if there's only four next time we see him. I remember there's five because five guys, you know, five guys. What are these guys scared of? They just decimated. Five guys.
There's like four of them left. They're just going to massacre these bitches. There's no way all those old guys took out all those wolves. There's just no way. It's a little unbelievable. Well, this Ben's not old, I guess. And Christopher Lee is untouchable. Yeah. This guy's a badass, though. He's badass. They're hiding in the bushes. Oh, yeah. There's only three of them now. Oh, no! No!
Battleaxe guy. Battleaxe guy's done. See, Carmelo, I thought I was going to end up with just shit tons of extra candy because we had a bunch in this huge cauldron and then we didn't have as many trick-or-treaters. And then we got home from trick or treating because we did the whole, we left it out. It was like, take two. And I saved half of it in case someone just took it all, you know? Yeah, sure. And no one really did. So then I added it all back in and we still had tons of candy.
And somehow within the 30 minute time period of letting the kids hand out candy to the trick or treaters, it was all fucking gone. Kids are generous. They were like giving two fistfuls to every kid. I was like, Oh my God.
Which is, you know what, though? That's good, right? You don't want a cold room full of extra candy liner on that. No, it's true. Like, you've got the self-control. I don't. I'm a fucking crack addict. But you've got the self-control not to eat it, but you've got kids. I know. Yeah, they all They still got plenty. They have their buckets still. BattleX guy lived. My kids got their buckets too. They're not inside the castle yet. Let's see what's going on here.
We handed out candy and those little things you shoot in the air and they helicopter down. Handed out some little gifts too. Little plastic pumpkin heads. Control it. Let's see. What's going on here? She doesn't want him to transform her. Can they just stop having sex? Why was there a random shot? What is happening? He should just start ejaculating and shitting at the same time. I'm good now. She's like, control it. Why can't he be a wolf when they get the girl? I don't understand.
All right. Come on, guys. Got to get inside that castle. I'm glad BattleX guy is living still. Is it just three of them now? How many of them are there? Four I counted. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe just one guy we lost. There's Sterba, there's Schmitz, there's the... Black girl that's been in it since the beginning. The one boob that hangs out. Janet Jackson. Janet Jackson. And then one other world. Oh, you mean the heroes. Yeah. I wasn't sure how many heroes there were left. Other battle acts.
this useless guy and stuff. Yeah. Okay. Jason says Kit Kat all the way. I know we saw, we, yeah, I do like Kit Kats. Not a big fan. Okay. Now they're. Really transforming. Scotty was really into the movie while we were talking about Kit Kats being made from old Kit Kats. I think I have mine up too loud, the movie, so I can't hear you guys as well.
I can't hear the movie too well, so it's even. You could turn the movie down. I should do that. You think that door is the way into the castle? The one. They found it. there we go what does she have now a little gremlin what the hell yeah a little fucking dead gremlin crustied up there we go i turn it down duh and who lights all those candles and replaces them There was just tons in that hallway. Oh, no. Battle Ox guy's gonna die. What's he thinking?
He went through World War I. He's thinking that Axe is the problem solver. It has been thus far. And this is just a boob-shaped problem. Mm-hmm. Whoa. Oh, no. He's getting taken. Oh, fake head. Yeah. Oh, boy. He's trying to point the cross. Oh, this is where a smaller portion of the budget went. Let's see. Pull it out. Pull it out. Those are somebody else's hands. I mean, that seems gross, but I signed up for werewolf action. I didn't sign up for stupid little... What happened to his head?
Why'd he die? I'm disappointed in Battleaxe Guy. Come on, man. He could have just... They needed Battleaxe Guy. He was doing well. Yeah, he was the one. How'd he not get out of that? He could have just chopped the little gremlin off of him. Yeah, the werewolves in this movie definitely need a lot of work and their makeup. You just watched the first one, Carmelo. Weren't they like way more made up? Like, wasn't the makeup?
Well, they show them at different stages. There wasn't a lot of wolf-like humans, but they don't chance on the actual werewolves. More than once, there's a giant full-size werewolf. Oh, he just took her out. And he shot the guy. He shot Jason Momoa Johnson. Jimmy the Rock Momoa. Jimmy the Rock Momoa, yeah. Okay. Jenny's like, I was sleeping. Damn it. You messed me up. Didn't even make sure she was dead. He only stabbed her in his stomach. Would that kill her? Yeah, what is he thinking?
Yeah. Steer, but just watch. Didn't even stop him. More candles. Whoever lit those. They got the upside down cross there. Is it bleeding? It's bleeding, it looks like. He's going to have to reload that thing. Christopher Lee is an amazing shot. We all know that. He can use a gun. Okay, here's what we paid for. The face off. Now that's how you say a line. You can't mess up a line, Christopher Lee. Now... Uh-oh.
Now, I read that he ends up being her brother. He is. But she's still trying to seduce him. Oh, yeah, my brother. She just said it. There she is old. Old Young. This weird power she has besides being a werewolf. Oh, in the name of God. Oh, shit. For Battleaxe guy. Damn. Well, there's light coming out of her. This is for Father Battleaxe. Yes. This is for Father Battleaxe.
Who single-handedly killed 38 people in World War I. Oh! Then there's a little thing that comes out of his mouth. Was that an alien? A little minion. Oh, no. Come on, man. Is Christopher Lee on fire? No. You can't die. Maybe this is his whole plan. He has to die with her. Oh, that thing looks like a mangled piece of poop. She shall be utterly burned. That is pretty hard. That's some hard dialogue. Yeah, that is hardcore. Where are they going to go now?
She has more blood on her now than she did when she left. Maybe. He puts a gun right to us. He had to put a gun to someone's face to find out the information. Do I know you? They're out of there. Is it just going to end? This band has been playing for a long time. Why do we keep coming back to this? We got a lot of use out of that footage. All right. Well, they're out of there. Okay. Okay.
They're on a plane, and now they're back. What's the Halloween movie? Yeah, yeah, see? They got a trick-or-treater. Man, he tosses her around. Dude, she's a spinner. He was hoisting her up and doing her against the wall there. Man. Trick or treat? Howling. What the hell? It's a really bad howl. Yeah, it was. okay uh werewolf 4g next door it's gonna be the same shot too yeah Hence the color.
Okay. All right. This movie's ahead of its time. Literally, they know Catholic priests were all going to turn out to be a bunch of them. Yes. Yeah. The child. There's that shot again, Carmelo. We should have made a drinking game out of that shot. Yeah, really. Next time. Yep. A shot every time you see that shot. Next time, you know, because I'm going to definitely watch this movie again soon. Yeah. Yes.
That's reused. This whole thing's reused. They're just drawing out the runtime. Oh, God. Okay, well, hold on. You saw it twice. Three times. Let's get a third time. Actually, I think there's a thing about that. We're in the credit sequence now, but... Yep, movie is finishing. Yeah, it says... Filmmakers treat us to an on-loop montage. Third time. On-loop montage of Sybil Danning's famous topless moment. They replay the clip 17 times in a row during the credit. Oh, my God. Yes.
So we don't really get, I mean, I guess we get the closure a little bit, but like what's with the neighbor? What's with the kid with the Halloween costume on the quote unquote? I guess it leads... I don't know what the hell that was. It leads up to a third one, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. The weird neighbor kind of creeped me out there. The fuck? Yeah, I hope we'll be seeing you. I think... That's why we know Kathy and Breeze are creepy. It says there's a...
Sybil's R-rated N-credit striptease? Oh, probably just this. I mean, that's probably what it's talking about. So they had to re-edit the credits for TV when they showed it on there. No nudity. 17 times, I told you. Yeah. And they're all looking at us. And all these old guys. And the Jenny's like, what? Yeah, Christopher Lee's smiling. That was really funny. God.
Oh, there's some teeth growing. Yeah, Jason said a shot every time Steerba is said. Yeah. That'd be a good one, too. Steerba. Steerba. Can we do a live drinking game? Would that be a liability? I think we can do it. Why not? We should have done it for this. We would have been wasted. Well, we didn't know the rules. Jason, you just gave us the idea now and the movie's done. Damn it. It's been a good one.
uh well that yeah that uh we're wrapping up here howling too i definitely didn't remember most of it i i distinctly remember the net being thrown on the guy, though. How ridiculous that was. I do distinctly remember that. I do remember the other girl with her tit popping out of the top of her little... cover there other than that i didn't remember too much i think i remember the eye pop out too yeah i hadn't seen it before but i won't soon forget it especially the
Really, truly excellent rack in this movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, Steerbud did have a great rack. Very much so. I'd like to thank everyone for joining us so late. Yeah. Are we still announcing? And we will be giving away a random prop from the movie Name the Demon to backer number 94, which is Ty Matlock. Ty Matlock, congratulations. You have won a bonus reward. Yeah, Ty. Thank you.
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