Welcome to The Cult Classic Horror Show! Every week you can have the conversations you've always wanted to have about the films you love. Get rid of your distractions and prepare yourself. Welcome everybody to The Cult Classic Horror Show! Danny Bohnen here with you guys, Scotty Bohnen here with you guys, we are the brother and the brother and I don't know, I'm trying to to at the same time we're starting it right now and watch it along with it. We're starting it right now.
So I'm going to give you a countdown. We are at the very beginning where the universal logo first appears at starts appearing and and it starts. So we are starting in three, two, one, play for reals this time. Here we are. It's like this 15th time for this guitar riff seconds, seven seconds, eight seconds, nine seconds. All right. 94 years. So how did you still like this movie tonight? I we know that this is one of your personal. I like to like this. Well, someone suggested it.
And then I think Rob said I would have fun ripping it apart. And then we just said done deal. And here we are. And it's just it's easy to cover Halloween movies. So we've all seen him easy just to talk over them and not pay attention to much to the movie. Has everyone seen this? Oh, I do like the evolution of the Blumhouse logo. I have. Okay. Do you guys remember the old Blumhouse logo that was like just the chair going around in the girl in the corner of the room? Mm hmm.
I like the evolution of it. I do too. I kind of like the old one though, but now it has it's broad. It has more to it. My like a cod probably is this the only thing he's ever made money on? Do we know that Rob? I know he's always been in the Halloween franchise. The whole franchise. That's what I mean by it. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure he's that other movies.
You know, one one character who did not return to the franchise that I think we all miss was the iron maiden who I'm pretty sure we're all friends with now on Facebook. Nice lady. She's the one that squares off with Michael Myers armed with an iron. And is that this movie? Oh, that was the last movie. Oh, that's right. You were just saying she didn't. I was the one right. I was the one where Pam Greer said just fucking kill me. Just yeah. Yeah. Pam Greer is coming back.
Who is the iron made it again? So an angry mom made a lot of my arms at the end of Halloween kills. Oh, yes. This is a she's there with like an iron like you would use to iron your pants like an iron. Not like a frying pan like an iron. That's right. And for like 15 minutes Rob, I think made her an internet celebrity. No, no. Oh, yes. Made her an internet sensation. There is Rufa that started a group. I'm always just madman on the page. Well, she's a really nice lady.
And I know she's done a role. But she's that's the only thing she appears in is just that part. Yeah, she's literally an extra in the background. Yeah, just an extra for a flash of the scene in the background. She's an extra, but she's an extra armed with an iron. And I will fight with Michael. I think she probably showed up for, you know, an exchange for craft services that day. Although that you can't do that on a union production. But I think you're right, Carmelo.
I don't think she's done anything else because I think the culmination of that group was her going like, anyone know of anything or like, anyone get me something. We'll put her in the next movie we're working on. Exactly. Yeah, we got some exciting projects coming up here. But I like this here. I think he did a good job in this movie. He's not, you know, the story might be controversial, but I think this kid's a great actor. Yeah, one that dies. Oh, hey, guys, this fucking.
Yeah, I'm talking about the Rohan Campbell here. That's his name. Rohan. Oh, yeah, it is. Rohan. I don't know. Oh, I don't know. Chris, Chris shares wondering if this is better than extra sister believer, especially for Rob. That's questions for Rob. Everything. Everything is better than extra sister believer. There you go, Chris. There's no. There's no. There's no. Is that better than extra sister believe? This is way better.
This kid's dad must have been or parents were just big Lord of the Rings fans named him Rohan. Yeah, seriously. I don't know. See, and the Rob, you get let down because in the preview for split second, you think the guy in the train had his charlotte copley and it's not because he just looks sort of like him. Who is that? I thought it was. I really thought it was him. No. No. Is his name Jack William Marshall? That's him. Is a fun little John Carpenter nod?
He always puts other movies in his movies. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. How old is this kid is he only watching, you know, horror movies. So when it when did it? Don't pause it was an accident. We're still at 433 34 35. Again. Love it. Let's just watch the thing. When they put movies, I'd rather watch in the movies. I don't want to watch exactly. But we all agreed like it's better to watch a movie you don't like, right? When we watch live or for sure. For sure. Yeah. These come tears.
This was Rob's point was like when we when we do evil, dead or extra cyst, we're just sitting here silently for an hour and a half going. That was really cool. Yeah. Chris Sheerier, you're right. We all started horror movies at his age. I was like I famously told the story where I saw glimpses of the extra sister way too young of an age at like four and a half years old.
I'm wondering now that I have children that haven't started watching horror movies yet, it's a big thing between my wife and I like what is the proper age like officially? About seven. I think so. I'm in the horror movie. They're not even being equal. Yeah. That's well. I'm going to the extra system like 10 or 11. Just 9 10 poultry guys never, you know, I'm 34 and haven't finished. No one ever need to watch that. No need to watch that again. I don't watch poultry guys. Do you really enjoy it?
I like poultry guys. Shannon is like no horror movies tell their like 16. Well, no, they're not going to, you know, they have to be able to, you know, the horror movies at least, you know, they'll keep them on their toes. Like she's on board with like PG 13, like actual following that. Like say, can't watch Jurassic Park till they're like 13. I'm like, I don't know. You're going to act in PG 13 movies before they're old enough to see them. Yeah. Because I'm sort of like the name of the demon.
Yeah. Thank God we didn't know we traumatized the poor girl that. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Play if you still have nightmares to this day. Yeah. Yeah. Her mother is still friends with me and she's a nice lady and tells me that her daughter is very excited for this equal. So apparently we didn't traumatize her too bad. We're good to go then. Yeah. They really did a minimal Halloween decorating on this house here. The railings and that's it.
I sort of took that to be like the whole town is kind of soured on the holiday after. Hmm. Yeah. Hadn't field has had it. Yeah. Had it field. That's good. Got it field. It's a quality humor right there. But it. Yeah. I mean, it all depends on the movie. That's what Robin said too. I think it depends on movie when you're a kid. Yeah. Yeah. I know this kid the entire motive of this movie stems from this moment here, but let's be honest, the little kid.
I don't think he deserved to die, but I'm saying he deserved to die. He kind of had to come. It is all. Oh, my camera's gone out. Oh, no. No one's looking at your camera anyways. We can still hear you. You know, the only thing that Carmelo wishes is that there he is. All right. My camera's officially knocked out and I'm. All right. What happened? Oh, no, he's hearing screaming. Yeah. I mean, it was all I had for that camera. All right. And I'm going to use that camera.
You can see you in your other camera. Yeah, we don't necessarily need to see you. No, sorry. I'm not that good looking anyway. The hands, you ones are the good. No, we want the side view. I like the side view. I like this looking good. Yeah. Oh, you just, yeah, yeah. You just muted yourself though. Like I like how he has a knife. So he's going to go and somehow you're. Just can't you did. Yeah. Sorry. I think you killed his. I mean, you're self intentionally. Oh, you did.
Okay. I thought you I thought you didn't. Yeah. No, that was just so I could curse out the camera here. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, good. I have this like, it was a good camera. This piece of shit. I paid good money for this thing. It doesn't work. The most expensive thing sometimes don't work. I traded a quarter in a blow job for it. I thought for sure it would work. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I put my back into that. You know, yeah. All right. What's happening now?
The family's about to come home and watch this punk ass little bitch get dropped on his ass. And he hasn't come in. All right. He doesn't. Oh, yeah. Now I'm remembering this. I don't. I'm so the guy with the knife. Is he watching the kid? Yeah. Well, he's trying to instead. He's getting just around. He's babysitting. Yeah. Right. That's right. I'm not going to be able to call him. He's home. Also, how long have they been gone? I hired babysitting to go out for the length of time of the movie.
The thing. Yeah, really. Yeah, I probably say what? Like two, three hours. That's not the length of the movie. The thing. I was in his costume. She's like a rapper and he's like a train conductor with. Yeah, they don't match at all. You're supposed to coordinate when you go to coordinate. Yeah, they were. They were gone for like. Oh, shit. Oh boy. Oh. Oh. That's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. That's. I forgot about that part. That was really good.
Oh, God. I don't think he's getting paid for babysitting. No. He's getting in that knife with him. Yeah, put on a knife. You guilt. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that's a blow, man. You can't deny the soundtrack. I must deny the soundtrack. That's a pretty good opening. It's a great opening. That's a great opening. That's a great opening. That's a really good opening. Yeah. I like this.
I like this whole storyline because every time they try to give Michael Myers back story, like the cursive corn or rob zombies, everyone hates it. Now, I kind of like the rob zombie background, but people like the mystery, right? Yeah. Now, your chance to do like a. Maybe this is the kind of thing that happened to Michael, but we can't touch Michael because he's like. I mean, you know, you start like a riot the way you do if you put a car to me.
Yeah, but I mean, like this backstory has got nothing to do with Michael just this, just, just this cuckold in cell. Who just like somehow makes out with Michael and takes his powers. Like, right, they can write whatever backstreet they want for this. Right. But the second you give Michael Myers a middle name, people riot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't really care about Michael Myers back story. But it's important in by the only the bother me about Rob is robby thinks he's so.
Watch Tassaud a date line. Am I the only one that gets like half no Rob is breaking cycle that psycho pass like torture animals. That's never heard of that before. Yeah. I cut that part. Yeah, but I would watch Rob's on. You're good. Yeah, I mean, I know he's 10 times to every time I have to sit through Halloween six, the curse of Michael Myers. No, Rob is said is this like go ship where the opening is better than the rest of the movie. I mean, it's opening. Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Robin.
It is exactly like go ship. No, hadn't filled was never a piece of it. Not even close. You know, this is the go some great opening to good to not so good. It may have been peaceful before this night before. I mean, Michael Myers killed his sister like eight years before the first one or something or 15 whatever was like I will. I do. I will give this movie some as it definitely goes into the shitty movie realm of just showing tons of B roll from other movie.
Yeah. Yeah, we're just kind of cool to see that B roll of the classic. Yeah. B roll better movies. B roll better movies. Yeah, exactly. I like the opening with the pumpkin going inside the pumpkin and then coming out of another pumpkin. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Not bad as far as the recap what's going. Yeah, this is a real Michael's greatest hits. Evil dies tonight. Evil dies tonight. Rob Christina Gray with the ocean. He had a movie. Yeah, well, I didn't like any of that mob stuff.
I mean, it was like, I am I can kill any David. Yeah, it's just bad writing when there's like he's surrounded by 40 people and they just stop beating him before he's dead. Yeah, gets up and start and like kills him all. Yeah, the whole the whole premise trilogy is just a stupid isc. Lawy's been waiting for him to escape for 40 years and is like trained to the highest level and does absolutely nothing. Yeah, and then and then two movies later when her actual daughter has been murdered.
Now she decides she can hang it up and play grandma and stop war on Michael. Why is he never in this? Yeah, she should be way more psycho. In the Halloween 2018, why didn't she just walk out the front door when she had the shotgun and blast him? Yeah. And then her whole goal was to trap him and burn the house down so nobody can actually see him die. Exactly. She's getting after the decorations. That's good. But I mean, why why did she decide to move on now? Because she hated her daughter.
I think we like I think we move. Yeah. She hated her daughter. It's okay. We just missed, you know, in between the two films, she had a lot of therapy. They didn't mention and she's over it. Right. So for 40 years, no therapy. No therapy. Four years in between one and three. She got on that the chat therapy service. Whatever that's called. Yeah, better help. Yeah, better helps. She didn't even like meet her therapist in person. This episode brought to you by better.
Oh, here's a great present for you, honey. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good mother's wedding rings. Yeah, because both your parents are murdered on the same night. Yeah. Remember what I stood there and did nothing. Yeah. Here you go. That was a pretty shocking murder. There were some good kills in kills. Yeah. I especially like the door flying open and hitting the gun. The girl killing herself. Yeah, that one was not. That was an oopsie kill just like the opening of this.
Yeah. Yeah. An oopsie kill. She types pretty good for a grandma. Your honor, my client is innocent of murder because it was an oopsie kill. Yes. Yeah. He got locked in a closet. He's the door open. The kid just hadn't be standing there. Mike, please, whoopsie's your honor. Yeah, whoopsie. Whoopsie. Whoopsie. What's that for me? A moral combat moral combat. Oh, yeah. Des Wopsie. But that's what it sounds like. I'm pretty sure he says whoopsie.
Chris Sheer says it feels like Sherry Moon should have played Laurie's daughter in these. Oh, that would have been a burn. I mean, any good way. I may actually rather watch Rob Zombie's Halloween. Is this? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Robin Party says no. Daniel Harris. Oh, okay. Actually, yeah. This girl, I mean, this girl is pretty good. I don't know who she is, but she's. Yeah, it's a. No, she's good. She's good. She's been some match. Yuck. It is kind of crappy.
They didn't give a cameo to like Daniel Harris or scultaer. I know. Why? Why would we give them a cameo? That's because only the. The lower level comic con scene cares about them. Yeah. Look, I mean, you might hate the Rob Zombie. You can get a hand job from Daniel Harris and scout to our cops in 50 bucks. Yeah. And they'll take a picture. Well, I don't want to. I don't want to. I like Daniel Harris. I mean, I'll see all she does on social media is crying that nobody's giving her work.
She does those be horror movies or see horror movies. Yeah. There's a lot of these lashes. Yeah. Like 20 years ago, she was really killing when it came to deraid in horror movies. At least we got Will Patton this again. And it wasn't was it. Was it called? I do like Will Patton. I didn't. Well, Patton was dead. Dead. Oh, yeah. I thought he was stabbed in his throat was cutting. He was ran over multiple times. He was dead. He's like my choir. So you can never die.
Yeah. I accept that he's alive because I like him and want him in this movie. I don't know who booze. He is. But he says this was the worst movie ever made. Oh, you see. You see an actress's believer. Yeah. Yeah. You have to see this. This is the second worst movie ever made. The better person was why do people keep giving this director money? Yeah. That's true. And I actually like this director because righteous Jim Stuss is one of the greatest television shows ever made.
He should just stick to comedy then. He should. And so should Danny McBride. I know this is funny. Danny McBride. Danny McBride. I love righteous Jim Stuss. McBride had a hand in what? Prometheus. I don't know. No, no, no. Prometheus. The next one. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I feel I'm not. I feel I'm a hammer. Yeah, I feels like I'm gonna do it. I was like, I feel like I'm gonna re-play that movie right here. I feel like I'm re-w flame back.
Well, and I feel, and I feel like during injuries for early times I feel a little bit reformed during the year 2000. This year I'm not. We're changing. I'm watching movie really. So now. I'm on themoon. I'm on the moon. We're on Revouch World Legion. Yeah. wagon you got there. I was checking out your tailpipe and I couldn't help but notice. Your muffler. It's a good thing during this man hunt, they should have had for the last
or the last solid technical attack they never checked. I don't know under fucking bridge. Under bridge. I don't know if anyone cares but in the novelization. Does anybody put his creepy little king the bridge serial killer would probably live in? It's probably going that out. Yeah. In the novelization of the movie they explain that this homeless guy basically like feeds Michael victims from time to time and implies.
Because he like lives with them under the under the bridge. Did you read the novelization of this movie? No, I just read some fun facts before. I got a real. I got a real. I was just like, oh, the band kids pull up or this is the part where a grown-ass 20-something year-old man gets bullied by a 16 year-old twinks. These aren't even the football players. They're not their band kids. Yeah. His letter to Accuses 2023 so it's currently current time here. They couldn't even get you
in the movie. You can tell that's some like generic chocolate drink. Yeah. Yeah. You know. Chris Sharers is no. You can't do it. What's that? Carmelo? I'm sorry. Rob Cus keeps cutting in and out. I think I'm talking over. Yeah. Rob by new internet. Fantastic. Chris Sharers says that William Peter Blady was also a comedy writer before the exorcist. Is that true Chris? Chris? Really? He says I think. So I don't know. Someone. Someone fact-checked that. Yeah.
I'm watching a movie. I can't. I think I should. I think I should do the cut my hair like that kid right there. Oh, yeah. He's got them all in it and then he died his eyebrows blonde. He leached them. Each of these kids looks like they deserve to be bullied or dropped over a reeling. Yeah. Yeah. They'll piss this kid off, man. Do you not piss him off? Why are the band kids bullying him? Why is he able to be bullied by band kids? I know. That's what I'm trying to say.
Hey, who comes Lori? She's got that Ford rangers reliable. He's a very reliable car. Yeah. I think I picked on her too. Yeah. That kid's got it. Why does it Lori just like throw punch one of them? Oh, yeah. They press charges Rob. Yeah, but after they cut that kid's hand open, like that's true. That's a self-defense extends the defense of others. So she actually would have illegal claim to not that tall. The nice thing is not good. Not good. Not good on the nice thing.
Oh, white walls out. That's a sweet ass Chrysler barren to look at that. Yeah. This feels even though it says 223. It feels like this is old and hadn't failed still just because I don't know. It just has an old feel. Does this take place in 2023? I'm not sure. I'm just looking at him. That's way 23 on it. Oh, okay. That's right. What's looking at him? Like, oh, I bet he just got bullied by a bunch of 13-year-olds.
Instantly aroused. I like to take that for a ride. Yeah. He doesn't even smile. He looks at her all creepy and she's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. All the female nurses just he had to cause a see because he popped the wood. Isn't like, isn't every girl you used to go to high school with like a nurse now? Isn't that everybody? Oh, yeah. Isn't everyone, when you ask any high school age girl now what they're doing, aren't they all like in training to be a nurse? I mean,
yeah. My old college basically shut down every program other than nursing. Really? Yeah, because the administration is lazy and stupid. And I used to do like scholarship interviews and I would ask the kids, what do you want to be in there? All like nurse, nurse, nurse. And I would ask them why? And they would all say the same thing. I want to help people. And then I'd say, well, there's lots of ways you can help people. Why do you want to do it by nursing? And there was
crickets. They said, I want to clean people's asses out that can't help themselves. Yes. That's what I'm saying, right? And I want to have I want to have easy access to narcotics. Yes. Yeah. I can run my fitness all business on the side. I'm not saying that nursing home Danny. I'm not necessarily saying it's a bad thing. But I swear to God every post by someone on Facebook is like, I'm in I'm training to be an RN. My God. Well,
you have enough nurses. Every other post, the other ones are the people who are RNs complaining now about how shitty RNs are treated, which they are. They get the bottom of the the totem pole and all the shit rolls down. Yeah. Because they have to work the way up. It's terrible. I don't know anyone who's like, my dream came true. I became a nurse. I know everyone is like, I'm a nurse and the sucks. I don't know anything about the program. But is it maybe it's just like a quick
thing you can do that pays decent? Maybe that's why everyone does it. Yeah. Well, I think this is it's a high demand. They need a lot of nurses around. Maybe depends where you work. Our medical correspondent Jason is a nurse and he likes his jobs. And maybe it depends like where you are. I don't know. I agree with Carmelo. I dislike nurses as much as I do tea. Yeah. As much as they do. And they are they're a burden to society. As much as you dislike what?
Teenagers teachers. Oh, teachers. Oh, crying and complaining. Oh, I was worried. Rob, now's a good time to announce your presidential run for 2024. I know we've been trying to keep it under wraps, but go for it now. Like I can I can walk up a fly to stairs, which Biden can't. Hey, there you go. That's you've never been you've never been prosecuted for a crime in my knowledge, which Trump has. No, you might be good to go. That means speaking
about Trump, I can we can start talking about January six and how that never has. It was all a lot of things. We could talk about that if you weren't breaking coming in and out every year. That's good. You're internet. You're hosting this. It's not my internet. Rob, I'm going to be with free bus or coming through good and you're not. I don't know what's up with it. Oh, it's fine. It's totally a little bit. Who cars? Are we on Halloween right now? Is this Halloween day?
Like I don't think sure. I think it's a couple nights before. Okay. I was going to say who cars pumpkins on actual Halloween? Like you just, you know, you know, once in a while, I've done really? Okay. It's like the last minute. Yeah. I did like the night before, usually. So, so the pumpkin soap and all ready or a couple that's for doing maybe like I do them up to like a weekend at time. I guess sometimes the squirrels get them then. Yeah. Rob, Rob has said so this like
the other movie where Michael was also kept by a homeless person, which one was that? That was like the five. That was yeah. Yeah. Five. Me and if I ever learn anything. Oh, this broadcast. We talked about that guy that had his way with the mileage for like a full year. Well, he looked like a shack probably the river. Yeah. He's just like that, Rob. But this other homeless guy lives under a bridge. So it's pretty much the same thing. Yeah. That was like after
Thorn or something, right? I was leading into Thor. Yeah. They were eating spaghetti and drinking milk. And he got his head hurt really bad. That's a that's a popular combo, Rob. Oh, he was shot like six times and ran over by truck and that homeless person helped him in the shack. I shot him six times. Pouch boy. Oh, I missed all good times. Missed all the pleasants. Oh, this rebel without a without a cause here or a helmet. That's not safe.
Good to see you begin watching. Good to see you. A J8 and turned out fine. Yeah. Be too. Be too. Comment there. See, it all depends if your parents leave you alone with the remote controller, then you can just turn out whatever you want at age eight or if they just make sure that you don't have the controller, then you can't watch it. Look at him. Just hit on her. He's got mad mad risk, man. Yeah. Hit non-er. And he knows good. Well, he can't interaction unless he watches somebody else
making out with her. That's where Rob is. Not just an insult. He's an insult cock. Of course, he's an insult cock. That's the worst guy. Who are you? That's where you leave the room, Rob. If you saw someone else making out through, well, he gets hard. You'd be too. Let me go grab my fedora real quick and oh my god. It should have been out of fedora. I bet you now this guy follows Daniel Harris on Instagram. This butcher. Oh, are you talking about the main guy? How are you killing it?
Rob? I'm talking about the main guy. Oh, you're talking about Rohan. All right. All right. He's the one that's making comments. I've never tried like that. You're so beautiful. I think he's too young to be following Daniel Harris on Instagram. Rob, and I know what you mean. Rob, and he used to get freaked out, just seeing random scenes from horror movies like the blob and like, oh, yeah, the blob. That's like where it started for me.
It was not seeing the movies. It was like seeing clips or a trailer or seeing a video store. And I would get like curious, you know, that's how the horror fan starts. Oh, yeah. What is that cover? What is that? Then you just start watching them. Yep. That's right. Do you see Facebook comments, Danny? I don't see any comments from Facebook. No, I don't think anyone's joined us via Facebook. No, I knew that we were watching this, this trash. Yeah. Well, that was the funny thing.
We chose it because it was trash and everyone commenting about the event was like, I'm not watching that. That's trash. Well, yeah, that's why we're watching. That's why we can talk and watch it exactly. I don't see any comments. So what a hear us rip on it. Yeah, I don't think anyone's joined on Facebook. I hope it's working. Yeah. You've met Rob, and party has met Daniel. It's on his nose. Okay. Well, so was it $50, $60? And how was it? 33 dollars.
Yeah, he's the internet's a small place. That's true. That's true. I would love to piss Daniel Harris off enough for her to tag us in one of her. Yeah, you made it your collection. I from Amityville and that kid with Down syndrome. Yeah. My life has been threatened by what's his name from Amityville Har. I'm not scared of Daniel Harris. No, it wasn't the fail. It was one of the the oh my god. I wish the fucking the the country. Lutz. It was Daniel. It was the Lutz kid.
Yeah, Daniel Lutz. He called all of us in words. I wish the warrants were still on the ground. The warrants. Oh, I was ripping on the Lauren Lawrence long before they died. He would give you a good finger wagon. Yeah. It's not her fault that Michael Myers killed your sister. Yeah, I don't get this line of reasoning at all this whole like it's your monster like fuck you. I'm his fucking victim. Gonna help. Yeah. So you're a fault. I honestly think that the directors and writers of this after that
Halloween kills were like, look, we're done. This is so bad. Pam Greer's quit. We're out of this. We can go back to making decent shit. And they're like, hey, we greenlit the thermon like, oh, fuck. We'll pass just now. Okay, let's make we'll patent look 30 years older than he is. And then let's have like a bunch of altercations in the IGA parking lot. He must just have a real affinity for warn leather. I used to have such respect for Mr.
Blue self, but he had to have been getting dailies from this. And maybe he obviously has got bad taste for him to be like, oh, yeah, it's great. That's great. We're really going to show the emotion of the town. And it's all Laurie's fault. Like what the fuck? How did any of this become Laurie's fault? Yeah. I get the mob mentality stuff in the second one. And like it or not, I thought it was interesting to see like the town's reaction. But this town people don't react that
way. People just don't react that way in real life. Unless they're storming the Capitol. People wearing buffalo atlers. Yeah, but the difference is the movies in the Capitol didn't happen. Yeah, it did. You just said January 6th didn't happen. Well, I'm just saying they think it happened. Well, I'm your campaign manager. I'm happy to flip flop with you. Is this our new position? Is that it did happen? Well, I like it. I don't know if we should go up against Trump.
Should we align with him? No, I don't think that's an idea. I do live in Florida. So it would be tough. Robin Party says what sucks about 2018 and kills is someone saw that and thought they could do the same with Netflix Texas Chainsaw movie. I sort of like the Netflix Chainsaw is a little bit better than kills. Yeah. I just because like in in the Netflix Chainsaw, all of the all of those get eviscerated in a really fun way. I am liking kills like Danny said they have them beat and
they're all like, let's see what he does. Yeah. Let's stop eating. And they could have wrote around that too. They could have like had the police show up and interrupt the mob. And then that with element great is like, no, fuck we had him. And then he, but I mean, they did the mob thing as like a social commentary about, you know, the mob mentality. But yet are we supposed to side with the mob? Because like, they do want Michael dead, right? Like,
we do want this guy to get murdering the tap. Now we don't want to kill Danny. Yeah. We want Danny DeVito to live. But I was here with the mob. And now that we've been talking, I'm lost. So the daughter is out now with him. Okay, with him. She's out with him. The daughter is out. Do the daughter's out for the daughter is out doing typical nurse stuff. Typical nurse stuff getting hammered ass drunk blackout drunk with some random loser. And then she's going to show up the next
day and, you know, give you a tetanus shot. Rob, can you show us on the dial where the nurse hurt you, please? No, it's just, you tell everybody knows nurses. Like there's like six or seven in my family and Savannah's family. Really? And I'd say about like 70% of them were like the vaccine. Rob, you're breaking up too much. Medical profession. What? I don't know what's going on. I'm plugged in. He says 60 something that he's all going crazy. Is it? He loves to pass there.
Oh, it's your cord. Chris Scherer commented his favorite cover at the video store for him was the final chapter. Freda 13th. Oh, yeah, that's one of my. That's a really good one. Good cover. You know what stuck out in my mind is it's not even a great cover, but as a little kid, it scared me was I think it was child's play two or three. And Chuck, he has a giant pair of scissors and he's cutting a jackal and not a jack a jack in the box. It's like a little kid
seeing a toy or hurting another toy really bothered me. Yeah, I know. What are you doing to that deck of the box? Yeah. What do you think about this? Like should the mom like should he never be allowed to have a good time ever again? Because your son died? Yes. No, but that kid sucks. So he should. Yeah, but see, he didn't actually kill that child. He was an oopsie. He was an oopsie. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, come on. Are we really going to give him credit for an oopsie?
Well, she, I understand why she's upset. But also she might be being irrational, hoping that he's never happy again. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But she's got nothing to worry about because he will never be happy. Unless he gets to watch his girlfriend get fucked by some other guy, then he's going to be very old. My God, could you imagine if all the band kids were in a train on her while he's in the train? Yeah. He would be crushed. Oh, man, that's not a good sweater. It's not really a good look.
I forgot how these two bet again. They met at the junkyard. Is that right? No, they met at the hospital with the hand. Oh, yeah, the masturbation injury in his hand. And she's right. Oh, yeah, I knew that. I knew that. Remember, he was in the hospital on the verge of tears. Yeah. And I mean, he kicked over the stand. And yeah, I remember now Robin party like the evil dead two cover. The sequel. Oh, yeah, with the skull with eyeballs. Yeah, that's taking it to your wall.
You know, before I got into horror, obviously, I've been the comic guy a lot longer than I was a horror guy. And Army of Darkness used to be advertised quite heavily in comics in the 90s. I think they certainly knew their audience. And so I had long before I was old enough to understand Army of Darkness. I have Spider-Man comics that have that ad in it. So that was always great. So you're like, what is this? Yeah, I mean, he's got a chainsaw for a hand. And there's like zombies. And
it kind of looks like the Star Wars cover. I'm like, this is fucking awesome. And then they would wear that spider old hanging off of him. I would wear it. Oh, Rob's gone. I'm not gone. Oh, you still hear me. You have your headphones on still? Yeah, of course. Rob's floating, disembodied voice. I'm just saying, if it was the layer sweater, I wouldn't wait. Yeah, that, Rob, that looks like it could come from Huckberry. Do you really? I made my mind sweater. Is there missing girl on the
billboard of victim from an earlier movie? Because it's so wise. I think she's not missing Michael fucking killed her, right? So I don't think so. I don't think Michael's killing anybody in this movie. Well, before you're saying though, right? I'm just wondering why is that missing person's billboard up there? It's not significant to the story, right? Well, they probably saw it in like the lost boys. And that was a good movie. And they're like, Oh, shit, do that. Looks like they patch
their tires up. Yeah, Rob and the Friday night ads in comics too. I remember that. That's a great poster. I mean, he's getting his ass beat by a non-binary band student with a mullet. Why are these bands true? No, Chris Michael has not been in the movie yet. Yeah, Michael has not appeared at all. That's what this movie you don't you don't see in that much of this movie. Oh, that was easy. Sticks. That was an easy knife hit. Dude, he like outweighs at least 20 pounds. I know.
I don't know why these guys are bullying him. If everyone's in the town thinks he's a killer, like, why would you? All this kid has to be like is I killed one kid. I'll fucking kill you too. Like, yeah, no Chris Michaels not showing up in this movie yet. I feel like this type of bullying, this is the kind of bullying we need to bring back. This is what we do happening on the
streets of America. This gets depicted in movies all the time like bullying like this where literally like one party is completely innocent and the other party is literally just bullying the shit out of someone. Right. And I realize that probably does exist here and there, but I just don't think it says rampant as movies make it see. I mean, I was a fat kid my whole life and I was never even bullied. Yeah, like I just don't just wasn't like you watch these bullied a great deal. But you know,
there was a fair bit of swinging back after a certain point. So yeah, hardly said to have been innocent and was there and was it always like like because I've had a couple of experience back in the day, but it was because you were never bullied Danny. I got like as beautiful as you are. I mean, I think it's a lot of like kids want to feel like they're on the in crowd and the easiest way to be on the inside is for someone else to be on the outside.
Yeah. I wouldn't I would Tampa and I went to school and in like redneck villain, Tallahassee. And there were clicks and stuff, but I'm sure people were bullied, but as the short fat kid, like I was maybe picked on occasionally, but no, I was never like thrown off of a bridge. Yeah, I mean, because you were the bully. You were the one throwing the kid off the bridge. I could have been a ball. I mean, that was the lesson I learned from bullying is if you're
the biggest bully in the room, no one can bully you. But also, it's kind of like the kids that I do remember kind of maybe being bullied or picked on were honestly dicks in their own right. The situation. That's like what for me, like yeah, Rob, I was never really bullied in the traditional sense, but I was a couple times where like they want to show people they're cool by like picking up a bigger guy or something. You know what I mean? And like for no reason.
But I mean, it's never like in the movies. And the other thing is I think have to myself that are in middle school and high school, they present like what Danny was saying out of these newer especially they make it look like bullying is just rampant. And really, I think it's probably less than it ever was possibly. And when you start bringing it back more, I don't think that'll
think so. No, I'm throwing them off the bridge, but you know, like, you know, if you got a kid sitting next to you that, you know, is is picking his scabs and he, you know, listen here, you'd see Michael finally. The official 30s says 30 minutes in a movie, but I'm counting 41 minutes before 40 minutes. Has it been that long? Oh, yeah, it has. You finally see him 40 minutes. And that's that's what Chris Sharers said. I think he shows up here 40 minutes. You were right, Chris.
Yeah, Chris, you're right. Rob is saying. And then he and so like, is this some kind of like transference of power or something is that what happened? Michael saw the evil in the eyes that he has been like, do you think they both got erect at the same time and they kind of like docked? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That happened. One of them has to be uncircuit. He's like, what's it happen? Oh, really? Oh, God. Who was that? Right, Rob? One has to be uncircumcised. The
docked. I think so. And that's why I'm not circumcised. Oh, anybody was like, of course, that. I got it. Then we are destined to be together. We go. It's perfect. Rob is said he thinks he would be in the wrong movie theater if he saw this and Michael didn't show up until 40 minutes. Yes, seriously. I feel sorry for anybody that paid money to see this. I paid money to watch. Just take a few minutes. Yeah, Carmelo says, be $20.
But I watched that. I watched that with you in theaters, didn't I? Oh, yeah. We would. I fell asleep. I guess we're going to have to drive to Chicago just to get my hours. Yeah, that was that was really bad. Oh, he steps again. Oh, come on. You're you're stabbing his Michael's assistant. I mean, what else can you do when you have homeless man breath right in your face? Yeah. Get out of place. How did you find the knife? Almost man breath. P. Did I miss him
finding the knife? Maybe. The guy with the knocked it out on top of the bridge. Is that this bridge? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, because he that's right. Yeah, because he got thrown off the bridge and walked away from that shit. I can see. See now Michael has recruit him because he killed his old man assistant. Well, now I got to pick up the kid to do all my dirty work for me. Have you been docking with that homeless man? Stop it, Corey. Stop it.
The older brother's Huckberry sweater. You've got blood on. We're probably murdering that kid, but no docking. Are you going to get that blood out? No docking. Make sure I wash the olds really well. The homeless man grabbed him was like, that's my docking station. Get away. Gross. This guy's staring at the mirror and I'm just like wish there was like Lincoln Park playing in the background. Yeah. He just has that look like his parents took his his Nintendo 360 away.
And no six. He's just that's what this this movie. Yeah, exactly. Fucking to my goal. The way. I can't take it away. It's fucking. I'm more than to play. Tin and fucking. Why did you say nothing? Nothing. Yeah. What'd you say? Robin party went to catwoman in theaters. Oh god. Robin. I'm sorry. Oh, well, it's got is not the one with Halley Berry. I think that will be. Is that the one with the show? It's a catwoman with Halley Berry. Yeah. Okay. Well, Halley Berry trumps a lot of things.
So I can I've never seen it, but I'd rather watch that than this right now. No, Chris points out that Jason does a transferencing in Final Friday. And I'd like to point out that this movie in Final Friday have something in common, which is that they both suck. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. But I like this movie 10 times better than Final Friday. Then we find a easy Jason goes to hell or what I was called. That's what's called. It doesn't it doesn't even count. No, it doesn't count. It's terrible.
And I stand by that because when I first got on the shanny invited me to gain invited me on of the show, we were doing Friday the 13th. And I said, don't watch. Don't watch it. Well, we can't just not watch one. What is that? We can't just not watching. It doesn't count. It's the house. It's the house. It's the house. It's the house. It's the house. The book of the dead. It doesn't it? I'm a third eight. I think so. And I suppose to have the dad or the kendarian.
It is. Oh, that's it. It's got the Freddie claw, which is cool. But that's about it. Okay. So that's the final Friday before like H2O and all that. I think H2O is Halloween. Oh, yeah. Which H2O is better than I was. I will stand by. I would rather watch H2O than this. Any day. So you'd rather watch long sleeves under short sleeves. 100 long sleeves. Actually, I've watched H2O like the last three Halloween and around H2O. I like H2O. I think LL. I think LL. Okay. You got both runs.
LL Cool J. That's so good. No, that's resurrection. Oh, that's resurrection. That's a resurrection. Resurrection has Tay Diggs. That's right. Resurrection. He plays three roles. Is both rubs at LL. What's happening now? I don't know. He's all like just touch it. Just a tip. One time. He's like, I'm sorry. I disappeared last night. Come on. Would you please fuck somebody else in front of me? Please. He's like, you're your, your leathery grandma.
Got me. Your leathery grandma has now got me involved in your family dynamic. But now who previously hooked him up with her daughter or granddaughter is now like, wait a minute. My Michael Myers sense is tingling. Are there really like tiny red necktowns like this in Illinois? I think Illinois being north of the Mason Dixon line. No, no, no, and be quite like this. And I know that. Oh, no, and then there's no Illinois. Is that because it's closer to Indiana. I heard Indiana is like really.
We played. We'll see to have a lot of problems with Indiana. We played. We played at a kid around in southern Illinois once. I've become because I've become rather hot of Northwest Indiana. It's got a nice Chicago influence, I think that's keeping it part of the rest of the, you know, the civilized society. but this girl give you a Katie Holmes vibe. She does. Yeah. Yeah. She looks like she's sleep with Tom Cruise for money. Yeah. If she do whatever the Scientologist leaders say,
she's going to be like, I'll just join Scientology at this point. No. No. I mean, why not? I mean, I literally, I'm only like 45 minutes away from their mega church in St. Peter's. You better be ready to shell out money for all those sessions, whatever they call them. Oh, what do they call them? If y'all watched that Scientology thing on HBO, Rob has to shell out money for each session because he's got to go back to all his past lives and cleanse them. Everyone there's there's a lot of them.
The blood state is still there. The house. So did they get in there? So how rich are these people that they couldn't sell this house? Yeah, like just they just wanted to they just left after their son. I mean, this is nice house. Is it house like that? Tell it. This was 2023. Yeah. Right. Oh, the real estate market was booming. And like it wasn't like there was a killer running ramp in the house. It was an accidental death. Like they could have cleaned the blood spill up and sold
the house for like half a mill. Could have at least sold it at a discount. I would have bought it. Yeah. This lady woke up this morning. I was like, thought she's so cute because she matched her purple outfits and everything. She's like, Oh, was it big John and little Johns house? What was Robin party keeps coming for me and our Chicago deep dish pizza and Robin, I don't know how many times I've ever had this conversation. This was big John and little jobs house. Oh, deep
dish pizza. You're just going to have to admit Carmelo that Chicago doesn't have good pizza. I like. I wouldn't know from your many visits to Chicago. I have actually the best pizza that I've ever had. Chicago deep dish pizza. Connie's pizza is too much. I've never had a life. I actually really do. I Chicago deep dish pizza. I actually do. You got any with a fork and knife. Robin. I'm going to mail you a pizza. Robin. That's what I could. You couldn't afford the
freight to mail one of those pizzas to Canada. This piece was like this thick man. Oh my God. So I would say that. Joe was on the show. And these Chicago deep dish piece. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. What's the use kind of reminds me of G Dottas? I covered this the Chicago thing. What's that stuff called Carmelo? The peppers? Oh, the Jardin era. Yeah. Oh, dude. I just had tonight. Oh my God. I have got what I could just put it on a spoonful.
Oh, so good. You just brought pepper all over your sausage and Oh, I missed up and I bought a bottle that was mustard. I bought a bottle that was had cauliflower in it with sugar. I probably thought her absorbs all the heat really well. I know. I like the peppers and carrots. Yeah. The peppers. I like the little olives in there. Oh, he's apologizing for his behavior now. Is that what's happening? I don't know. We were
talking about once it called again. Jira. And this is her ex. This is her ex-boyfriend who's like 40. Yep. Bernal. I know. Are they ex? Is that the ex? Or is he just the hitting on her? Or if he just wanted to, yeah, he was just hitting on her. They never have never dated, right? A rail yo's pizza from Chicago is awesome. Yes. A rail yo's is excellent. Yes. Excellent choice. It's not my favorite because it's a little salty, but I love a rail yo's and go often.
Little okay. Why was this guy think that he is in her league? Yeah. There used to be a place called Rummy's in Tallahassee. He's just a. If I've heard anything about guys, Chicago deep dish. I'm not talking about. No, we're not because I asked Carmelo. It's important. Yes. So they do a Chicago deep dish. They put the sauce on top, but then they would put a crust for that. That's what I that's what I introduce Scotty and Danny to at connies. It's this
stuff. That's it. That's that's that's what is all bubble. He cut out. You got to have lost Rob completely. I just want to say real quick about guys who are hitting on girls that are out of their league. I want to say to all the men out there, every girl's in your league because every gorgeous woman I know has dated trolls, absolute trolls. And all they did was show up to the fight. That's all they did to win that fight. So you too could win that fight.
Just don't be creepy like this guy. Right. Just act like you've been there before. Don't be a fucking weirdo. And it'll be fine. All that confidence. It's all about confidence. All of our friends. Corey's got confidence now. He just killed Holbesman. He's got BDE now. Someone commented Arrelio's pizza is awesome. That's great. Why am I taking this there in Carmelo? You know what I'm going to do next time you come, we're going to do a pizza tasting. We got to. We got to do a rock.
That's what we're going to do next time. I like the G the G adados and we in Connie's and what's the third one we had at name name the demon? There's a third one. There was a third one. Oh, my name is Rosangelo's. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. It was Pillar Moes. It was Pillar Moes. Yeah, that was really good. Yeah, song sort of happened. All the Blumhouse movies used the band Ghost for their songs and that band
fucking rocks. Is this a ghost song? I don't know if this is. I'm just saying generally the music in this. I'm not usually a fan of Ghost, but I haven't heard a lot of them. So I haven't heard too much either. Oh, this is Boy Harsher actually and I like this song too. I like it. So we don't know the date right currently right now. Is it it's must be after Halloween? Yeah, I think they'll do the thing where they say like I'll like October 31st before
it's Halloween. Yeah, okay. I was going to get back on before his his girls on here. The girl from Joe Bob as a cameo in here. He just dropped up. Yeah, I have an issue. Yeah. My buddy Matt points out. He loves Connie's Eduardo's. I've never had Eduardo's. I'll give that a try. Yeah. Robin said, can this Michael mean happy death day baby face? They're both Blumhouse. Maybe the universe is can cross. Yeah, the Blumhouse in America. They said they were going to do a
sinister with maybe in city. I think it was. Yeah, because I do agree with the sinister is much creepier than in city. I think the first sinister. Yeah, I like and city is a lot, but I think sinister. The first one is one of the scariest movies I've ever seen in my life. It's so good. Hands down. Hands down. I love that movie so much. Robin, yes, Darcy the male girl is in this. I'll point around. Oh, is he? Have we not done sinister? Chris wants to know if we did
sinister. We have Chris. We all love sinister. Just getting into some of these like newer ones. We may be like older, older horror and we've done some new stuff too, but we need to get into some late 2000s, early 2000s that just came out. Yeah, we're coming around to those. Yeah, sinister is great. Man, I agree with it. Geardanos and Geno's Easter, both great representations. And even though Geardanos is kind of a chain of pizzas, it's still a great Chicago pizza.
Yeah, we are with the dead homeless man. Who's that? Well, this part sucks, boss. This is like show me how to kill him. Uh, you already killed somebody. Man, you don't need any pointers. That's true. You killed the homeless man. Yeah, you've killed two people. You've killed more people than Michael. Yeah, I know. Michael hasn't killed anyone yet. She has a tube of skeletons down there. Rob's done fucking YouTube commenting. Rob,
give that comment here. Oh, hold on. I got to let him in. Rob, what happened? We were just talking about sinister. I don't know. It was all that, all the comments about the insurrection. Yeah, I think today is broken back book. I'm telling you, it's Daniel Harris's fan. They're after you. Oh, fuck that. She has a lot of smart hacker fans. We like her. She's 13 year olds that think they're hackers. I'll tell you that for sure. Why are you? Why do you think that 13 year olds
are following her? Oh, because I mean, she probably hasn't only fans. That's only 399. 13 year olds. It's all like guys in their in their 40s who live in their mom's basement. How do I get back in just it's because of this teleparty app you sent me. Oh, there he is. How am I? Oh, it's working for me. Just fine. What do I do? Does it just? I want to just click the link. You'll join us again. Are they hold up? It goes Michael. Yeah,
you just joined. Lyley. You see him? What I'm seeing? You see him in the fight here, Rob? No. It's been you joined. They're holding hands. Eating french fries. What? Oh, no. Maybe there's a fight. Oh, Michael, Michael couldn't take him. What a bunch of shit. Get up. He's been really hurt. Or like 56 is 10 now 11. 12. I'm there. Okay, you're just shy away. Maybe he's just really hurt. He's just going to shy away. Oh, here comes the music. Oh, shit. And he has the classic kitchen knife stuck
into a rock. Here, Michael, get him for me. Oh, whoops. Man. Nice one with my light here. Michael does not look good in this. I mean, he looks good, but he looks like he's not he's not well. He's Chris. Yes, Michael is not supernatural in this one, which I think is why what they meant to show here is that he's like really beat up after the end of the super natural. After the end of his power, it does look like he gets more powerful. The more people he kills.
But he like, I think he passes his strength. The Corey. And as Corey kills more and becomes even more insellish his power grows. And then he takes his power back from Corey. Actually, I think it's exactly what happens. Yeah, that makes it. Oh, what's going on? David Gordon, that fucking guys. See, so maybe he just got more powerful right after that, you know, it's it's taking effect right now. And he did not look good before that though. He was having a diarrhea spell.
Well, why would she know what's happening to you? She's like, she's just really murdered her ex-boyfriend. Yeah, it really is. She's probably like, you smell like a homeless man. Yeah. Have you been docking in the sewers again? How'd you know about that? Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, Chris says they're intentionally making him look real old and tired, of course. Yeah, for sure. I'm going to pick up Andy. He's going to get food a while.
And Sydney 8 Michael is like 23, right? Because he's eight years old and he kills his first sister. Then he's in, I'm busy 15 years in the asylum. Yes, yeah. That would put him that, what do we? 23. Oh, now, well, now he's 40 years, 63. This movie scores later. So he's 67 years old at this point. Yeah, okay. Really? Wow. And he received no treatment for his injuries at the hands of that mob in the last one. That's true. That's why he's all fucked up. That makes sense. That makes a lot of sense.
He's supernatural. That's what we thought. Apparently, no. I think he is because he's he's he's teleporting his powers through dock through penile docking. And then he survived a burning house and all the others. I mean, how does he keep, how does he survive? He is supernatural. It's just the evil. The evil with did. Now he has the Corey. I'm I'm pretty sure like, forget, girlfriend. I think if I said to my wife, I just walked in, bloody and beaten one night. It was like, what's happening to me?
I'm pretty sure we'd have a much longer conversation than what these two. Yeah. Carmelo, are you in the sewers again? Carmelo, you could beat up by those band kids down the street. Fucking dicks. They do their drumsticks. I think they knocked the pocket knife through my grand that this old lady at the convenience store gave to me. They were so mean to me. And they were the high school band kids that beat up a 35 year old man. One of them was gender fluid and had a mullet. It was scary.
And you see him drinking in this so you know he's over 21. So he's at least like five, six years older than these kids. Oh, he's yeah, he's older. Corey's older. He's also kind of a bigger stout guy. He outweighs all of them at least by already pounds. There's the housewives lady Kyle Richards. Oh, this is wonderful to be telling the random bartender. I've seen Michaels eyes and Corey. She was in the original one. Kyle Richards was too. That's right. It's not the same actress though, right?
Yeah, it is. Really? Yeah. I'm having a barbara and not Daniel Harris. She was in 1978. She was in 1978 and Helmine Kills. Let's see, here's this guy. That's really a martial. That's sure who she played in 78. Oh, what's he writing about? Uh, it's not about Corey being a cuck. I'm not sure. I want to paint it. She played Lindsay in the 78 version. Is that the babysitter? Oh, no, that was the girl. Wasn't it what Lindsay the girl was? Yeah, it was being babysit. Sad girl.
The young girl. I'm pretty sure. Yes. Chris hasn't answered for you there. She was a little girl. Laurie was babysitting for. Oh, nice. Okay. That's what I just said. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying he said at the same time. Thanks, Chris. Maybe, maybe Chris should host the fucker show then. I'm just, I got like five words. We're drove royal, royal pains to watch. Yeah. So Charles would hopefully look like. Lindsay Wallace.
Coply look like, basically saying he feels the evil in his eyes just like, you know, Laurie does him Michael Myers eyes. He's got the blackest eyes, the dolls eyes. Laurie's been very worried throughout this whole movie. She's just very, yeah, just like not worried enough to be prepared. That's a, that's a, well, she's worried because she showed up at her nightly dive barn. Hasn't picked up a haggard biker yet. I mean, yeah, exactly. She hasn't, she hasn't, she hasn't haggard biker.
She hasn't blown one trucker since 1989. And it's really pissing her off. I mean, in 2018 and kills, she was like this badass still. Now she's like, she's kind of shying up on us on this. She used to be a hat, she used to be a happening lot, Lizard. Yes. Just going to go down to the, she's like, what's that? I know it's just the nurse girl now. All right. Yeah, that works with what's the doctor? Is this a doctor? Yes. A doctor in the better looking nurse, okay, okay.
Nurse Deb. Deb. Sure. Hmm, hmm, hmm. Works with Ellison. You just leave the party Rob? What happened? I'm right here. Okay. But the summary is on the chat. The last thing says, join the party then left. I didn't leave the party. All right. You better not leave the party. I invited you. No, I'm, I'm watching this nurse get her promotion. All right. Yeah, now she's about to work for it. Get it. Matthew Tuttle said Jacob Slider. Is he wondering if he covered that?
Oh my god, he got me a kimono from Ali Express. He could. That would be Tim Robbins. So we're just thing in this hicktown in the middle of nowhere. There's just these Mick mansions all over the place. Right. That's cool, cool shower. Got the old outdoor faucets. Yeah, but I say it's got the old sprinkler faucets on it. I'll look that. Dr. Mathis, what a shister. He makes her call her Nathan column doctor. Yeah. Yeah. Right. You got to call me Dr. baby. That's how that's what I like.
It gets me horny. He looks like the kind of guy that would insist on that. Oh, yeah. For sure. Call me Dr. You will not call me David. I'll be Dr. His name is David. Where did Indigo? Oh, I always wearing a clown mask. That's kind of nice like junior Michael Myers, you know? Was it a scarecrow? I think it's a scarecrow. Yeah, like, yeah. So junior Michael Myers, I like that. Now, try and remember back to when I watched this. Is there a reason he chose her in this house? And I don't know.
I don't know. I don't even know how he would know that they would be at the house. I think it is something to do with her getting promoted over Allison and her balance. I was mentioned about it. Yeah, we're Allison should have put out. Well, and the doctor didn't really treat all the tag team. This is the finally the first kill that happens with Myers. Oh, he killed the guy in the sewer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Cory held him. Yeah, this is his first solo kill. Well, it's a good idea.
Can't leave your blood at the scene. Fuck it idiot. Oh, these cops don't have DNA. None 2023. So everything in this town is Michael Myers. Every car goes every murder. Is this going to be a homage to the closet hang? Everyone he's going to tilt his head and say, huh? Every, every Halloween movie since. Or the pantry, whatever. Yeah, I know. It's such a good moment. But like, I didn't even miss the point. Like you didn't have to do the exact goddamn thing. Yeah, with the head termin everything.
Yeah, he could be curious about anybody he killed. You know, like you should be doing that. Like, you know, yeah, he's got his, got his hand up against the glass, like Jim Carrey and cable guy. Just, come on. Jim, yes, Bobby. See what you, you need human contact. See, he, he should have switched up the kill. What really would have been cool if he would have just taken the knife and split it up through her head and sliced her top for body and half? That would, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I think it only, it only really works the first time because he's so evil. He's just like, hmm. But when you do it every single time, Robin said so he left a hand print on the glass. Yeah, he left that hand print, print his blood and I guarantee seeming at this. It's ridiculous. He takes a badge off of these a hand print, knowing that he was there. Yeah, it looks like, it looks like another, like another one jerks themselves off. Just print off.
You know how these hero killers are getting off the street? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep. Open and showcase. She's like, you lit it my old life. Psycho. I feel the same thing as you, Corey. Sure, should we bag the evidence now? It's obvious the doctor jerked himself off before putting a plastic bag over his head and stabbing himself. I'm multiple times in the throat. It clearly did this. Yes. It's a clear, clear murder suicide. Is that cut on his head so that you who chocolate? Yeah, I think so.
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Damn, I don't know if it's up to you. A bit of a few, they only know each other for like a week, right? I kind of want to you. Yeah, they have less. I know this is a typical small town right here. Know each other for a couple of days and doing the running away. A walk off of a radio station, I think. Her parents, yeah. Like Haddenfield has a radio station. Her parents are dead. His, his mom might as well be dead. Rob, you're back in time for Darcy the Mild Girl.
I think she's in this one. Yeah. Okay, I do remember her being in the snail. Yeah, I do like Darcy the Mild Girl. Everybody likes Darcy the Mild Girl. And this guy came right out of 1978. Yeah, he's got the fro. Got the gold chain. You're that creepy woman's granddaughter. Is that what they think happened? They think Lori strode antagonized to bring damaged like mental patient and he started killing people. That would be a way more interesting Halloween since the trilogy.
If Michael was on the show, then Lori teased him to death. He's in insanity. For fuck y'all up. I mean, I kind of side with the radio DJ, right? They're not sure what problem with them is. They're just like there. Well, they're cl- Oh, come on. If they get if they get injured on his property, he could get sued. They're just around his room. They're over his radio station. I was going to ask because they were on his roof. Yeah. She's like, why did you jump off the roof?
We could have stayed up there and made out. God. Good job, Lori. Just watching all of this bad shit. So she follows him here with the girl, but let's Oh, do you think Lori's the ultimate cuck? She wants to watch her granddaughter get it on with this guy. Oh, God. No, it's not what I was. Oh, I never mind. Sorry. It's the same thing. Carmilla had been on the same page for so long. I thought. I thought maybe yeah, I'm just my bad. You were right that time. That was me. I was off.
Just her hammering away at that leathery pastrami. Just yeah. Oh, this guy's one hammered away. Delicious. Dry. It's just just flaking off. There it is. You called it Carmilla. You was called it. I'm great at predicting movies, you know, October 31st, baby. I had this movie. He lays on the blood splurge, the blood stain. Oh, God. This guy is just the so he just like. Okay. This is fucked up. I don't know what the fuck's going on now. She's like figured out. He's at serial killer and.
See, this movie is just about him. It's not even about Michael Myers. She's just like. She's like. We're playing. Being all like badass and everything. He actually serves no purpose. She didn't serve any purpose in the second movie. She just sat in the hospital the whole time. Yeah. That's true. Yeah, she was in the locked locked up in the hospital the whole time. Let me give you a big wake wake up call here, Corey. You don't know fear. God. I was on the USS Indianapolis, Corey.
We were bringing the bomb right now. He's a real Shema bomb. This kid doesn't need to speak a speech. This kid needs her to walk in there while he's sleeping and her just beat the shit out of him. So what the fuck is wrong with you? Is she coming on to him a little bit? I think a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Can you go on? I mean, he gets beat up by bands. He's got a cut out of his hand. This is sexiest motherfucker in the field.
Yeah, I think you'd be into it because it's basically like docking because it's just going to be a loose flap of dry skin that he can pull over at the tip of his penis. Oh my god. This movie is like a sitcom back door pilot where we focus on different characters, the whole show, and the main cast makes make cameos. It's pretty much it, Rubin. Exactly. I'm not. That's sitting in a nutshell. Save by the bell, the new class. Yes, exactly. Now just turned into like the hell razor movies.
Like this plot really should have nothing to do with Michael Myers, but they're like, let's just put him in it. Yeah, let's just make this hell razor. I think that's what disappoints me about this, like, genuinely disappoints me is I don't mind this kid's storyline. I thought that was all very interesting, but it's a Halloween movie with almost no Michael. Exactly. And this is the worst part at the end, they just get this kid in his whole storyline out of the way. It doesn't matter at all.
Just. Yeah, I don't even understand why they even made it then. It doesn't matter, right? Because the end of this movie is the end we all want to see, which is the final battle of, you know, Mike or Lori, the thing they, that's on the fucking poster movie, right? Yeah. But they, they're just like, well, we'll give you that, but literally nothing else before it. And we're going to tell you another movie instead, and then we're going to skip the ending of that movie. Exactly. I don't know yet.
It's been like shuffling his story side and then cut right to Michael. Like, what the fuck? They just suddenly take the teeth out of the movie and Lori, like seeing if I can't have her, nobody have her, can have her just have Lori be like, oh, I I thought that's what she's saying. Just have her just shoot him and kill him. Yeah. Yeah. Hot. And then she's, she buries the body, the evil, you know, everybody can be evil. And then she still has a showdown with Michael. Corey's next. I'm sorry.
She's like, get out of my story. Yeah. Killing you. Michael, they picked on me. Michael. He's right. Oh my god. He's riding that motorcycle reminds me of Friday the 13th part five. Mama, Mama, they hurt me, mama. Well, yeah, the way you feel about it, just forget it. Yeah. I'm making your lunch, junior. I will say his layer gets kind of nicer and nicer as the movie goes on. Well, he's cleaning up for the kid. He's got a new docking partner. He wants to impress him. Yeah, exactly.
I don't get to just go in there and shove Michael around, buddy. I mean, like Michael just lifted a woman up off the ground and got his simple human stab power on. And he's struggling with this kid who got his ass kicked by band kids. Do you know who he is? He's trying to dock him forcefully. Yeah. It took mask. Oh. Is that what you took? Was the mask? Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah. That's saying by the bell, the new class.
He's mad at Michael for turning him into a killer and he's going to just keep killing. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. That was cool. That was cool. Yeah. Best setup ever, evil dead. Scotty. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's great. Great setup. Michael's second. Oh, somebody. He's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come get me. Yeah. Yes. That Chrysler. Can you give me? Yeah. Robin. Yeah, my daughter. Undertaker. Undertaker. Sit up. I'd never watch much wrestling. No, wrestling. I'm running away, grandma.
Chris says he likes how they make him old and real in this movie. But literally a year ago, he took on a whole mob by himself. Yeah. Yeah. He's still feeling. He's still feeling after math. Yeah. And she, I mean, she's so quick to run away with him. And she's not even like tried the goods. Yeah. She's going to be real disappointed that first time the one I got her. Yeah, we did it. They did it. They really just leave bars into her house and say, what did I put into me? She was like, take me.
Yeah. Oh, that's exact. She likes the bad boys. Yeah. Wow. How did none of these people live through the other two movies? Like, I don't. I just showed up. I don't understand it. Like, obviously, Michael Myers isn't who Laurie is. Like, how is, oh my god, it's so frustrating. Michael Myers, Myers, you're going to be real with Corey. I don't think it's going to work for you. Yeah. What is she seeing, Corey? The hysteria that she caused. What the fuck is that?
I'm pretty sure the maniac killer caused the hysteria. Yeah. I target. I target. I target. It's the best John Cod Van Dam movie. So, I don't know if it's the best Rob. It's the best you know it's the best. Oh, God, I need to watch hard target again. No, I got to watch hell first. I'm not going to watch any more Van Dam movies. In hell. I have it on DVD. Digital video. That's one of my favorite ones. I don't even have a digital video display. We can come over to the gate closed. The gate.
I'm going to pill Paul. Oh, I'm freaking. The gate is closed. The kids got out of the car. He's swinging his stick around. His drug sticks. Oh, time cops really good. It's just a problem party. I love time cop. Yeah, blood sport. Oh, double impact. Oh, Dennis. Oh, blood sports. Blood sports. That's cyborg. Well, I don't like old Van Dam. I'm like 90s Van Dam. Cyborg. Cyborg. Yeah. The morgue was good. I guess first one. Oh. I own all of them on DVD. Do we get to get them all right?
DVDs outdated now. I know. So when I started buying them, all the Van Dam movies. Probably party. One with Dennis Rodman. Yeah. Oh, I miss. Oh, yeah. I really did. Yeah, that drumstick bleached eyebrows is dead. I love how they're all surprised too. Like, why would he even do that? Yeah, I would even try to kill us. What do you mean he's dead? So why did he get on the guitar? Get him. Get him. Yeah, man. Why these girls apart of this thing? I don't even think they're in band.
Like, why'd they get dragged into this? Well, one girl got away. Good. I do like this part I remember. Yeah, it's physical. Yeah. Yeah. No. It's so sweet. sweet. Like even when they threw both the bridge, they're like, stop, stop. Like, like, why are they still with? Yeah. The ass. If I owned a junkyard, I would watch you in Dan movies all night long. Yeah. Yeah. Make it. Of course, maybe not that. How does it feel to be hunted? Why didn't she go back, man?
She was free. We're gonna help. Oh, you wanted to help her friend that just got smashed by the fucking fence. There's no way she's alive. Where is her friend? Oh, yeah, she's still. She is. You're gonna be a clock. Oh, I wanted to see the wrench. Take this across her face. It's a good thing that all of them are armed with like eight years winchester rifles in this town. I had damn kids. The bowl with Dennis Rodman, Roman party said. Yeah, I said that already.
I think that's double. It's either it is. It's double. No, it's a double pack was on their twins. Double. That's when he's the twins. It's all I'll remember it. That was the one. The one that's the hockey station. Yeah. Oh, what the. So we did that in the other movie. That was a great shot. But how the heck did he show straight in the head? What kind of gun instead? Does it? Where's Matt? Matt, are you still watching? You know your guns. What is that?
And it can you shoot like that with that gun? Yeah, how it? I mean, he has to be a pretty good marksman to shoot that way. Now, it's a good boy. A lot of gun training in band camp. Oh, yeah. Double team on Rob double team double team. Okay. Rob and there's double impact. And then there's double team. Robins the double team one. A sudden impact. Oh, and then there's sudden impact. That's the hockey one. The hockey one about the hockey. Oh, face crush. Oh, God.
That was a car crash. That was pretty good. They got ran over but smashed. Yeah, this isn't and ran over. This isn't not bad. Like story line standalone movie, but just being mixing and I think storyline is the problem with the movie. I think it's a good Halloween movie. If we deleted about Corey, everything about Laurie's granddaughter.
I was from the same the opposite. Like it doesn't need to be a Halloween movie. If it was just this random movie about like this court about the psycho kid and you know, yeah, we need more will path. It doesn't need to be. Yeah, but if it was a Halloween movie, I agree with Rob. It should just be get the kid out of here. Laurie will patent. Like this movie would have been better if Michael wasn't in it
at all. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. He's missing from the first, essentially missing for the first hour and 20 minutes. Corey gets the first hour 20. Then they fuck Corey. We're done with him. Bring Michael in for the last 10 minutes. I agree with you. 100% like 100% diary of a teenage cook. Yeah, there you are. Robin Party says does it ask you power them? Like is that what? Is that what the supposed? No, it was the docking that gave him power. I thought we'd been over this.
I don't know. It all says it is. Chris. It is very. I want to say he probably gives him power. This movie honestly is going to be one of my 13 reasons why we're just going to put it out there. Extrasus believer is one reasons one through 12 of my 13 reasons. Yeah. There's Darcy. The male. Darcy. Yeah. She's great as a boy. She is. I got an autograph picture of Darcy. Yeah. Connor. Connor got it for me. So nice. Connor, our Darcy and Joe Bob. Isn't it just insane?
How much is it? No, Bob knows. His name is Diana Prince. Oh, his new season's out. I got to catch up. He's saying how it should. He knows. There's nothing top of his head about films. On the back, Diana Princess. The real name of the superhero Wonder Woman. I got a Princess. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, that's awesome. That's some good. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good.
Kill. But it wouldn't kill you. No, the bashing is going. That's what killed him. He just wouldn't broke his jaw. That wouldn't have killed him. I'm going to get him. What? What? What? What? The whole he fell off of a 40 foot bridge and didn't even break a bone in this world. And he bumped this guy's head and do a record player a couple of times. And that girl got rid of by truck and was in dead yet. Yeah.
I see her coming for some thing going on with the radio. And in this world in 2023, the radio still uses records. That's right. Everything's right now. That's why I was paying people are dressed like they're from the 70s. Every how they drive a wreck to go to that. I'm sorry, Robin. There's a movie called porn shoot massacre. And we haven't covered it. We've done a movie called porn shoot master. I got to see that.
Guys, we're sleeping. We're sleeping. Yeah. I don't know. I tried to get Carp Malone to watch. We got to watch Porto shoot master. That was so bad. Isn't that bad? That was nice. I like that nod to the picture. Yeah. Again, you just keep reminding me of movies that are rather watching. Yeah. For hard target thing or shoot master, 78 porn shoot massacre. There's no previous texts within even like this. Yeah, he tried. And he was disgusting. I know. Andrew is so close.
it is. Robin I agree. But I think I think I think of majority of people still use Android. No, sorry. The majority is wrong. The majority is definitely iPhone. You think so? I don't know. Maybe now, maybe now. One of our loyal fans, look to sub first, please. Let us know. I bet you it's like it's like 70 30 iPhone use first Android or 60 40. You spent to be poor shoot. Well, it's because they're sewing people that you know have track
phones from Walmart. They can't get an iPhone. Yeah, they could get one, but they use track phones. This is global. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Global. No, I don't care about those third world countries at all with their androids. She does have a cool little writing nook here in her house. I've got a pumpkin that's that's been there. They'll never rot. It's been there for years. Maybe she just carved on the other night. Oh, that's right. Okay, iPhones make up
61% of the US market. Oh, I was right. Well, I say, yes, we don't care about other countries. We're American. Oh, Robbins in Canada though. I do like I do like Canada because I watch Letter Kenny. I think Letter Kenny is great. That's the reason you like Canada. Yes. I guess Ontario. I'm not sure about the rest of Canada. Carmel and you did. Just because I was using too much profanity. Uh, that's what wasn't about. Can it was about your your raging hate for Canadians?
Yes, that's exactly what it was. How'd you know? Fuck, Chris maple syrup drinking. Chris said, Laurie looks like my aunt. It's about to complain about the service at Crackerbrill. Yeah. We all have that aunt. Oh, yeah. How the fuck does she know to get her gun out? Like she's got she's got Michael's tingling sense like you said. It's not it's like a little 38. I mean, this one was back in. Oh, do it Laurie. It's not only knowing to get the gun out. It's knowing to fake her own suicide.
Uh, yeah, she does fake it, right? Yeah. I really want to happen tonight. She just keeps the pumpkin's nose. She knows someone's watching. Well, she just carved him a couple nights ago. Yeah, you put him outside. Oh, look at that. She shot the pumpkin. Yep. And whoever is behind the door thinks. No. What? Oh, was that Corey? She's like, he's dead and that no, no, no need to even look. Problems that little 38 wouldn't do much.
But what effect would it have on an in cell? Cock, right? Probably quite a you're right. Do we need to dial a nurse? Do you want? I can get our medical correspondent on the phone. Who want? I'm actually going to set him up. It only held four rounds. Well, no. Why she why she do that? She's an idiot. Oh, I'm Tony. She's coming on to him. I'll be right. Oh, sorry. That was my fault. Do you just pause it real quick? No, no, it's coming up.
It's it's working now. We're good. I did like it one seconder. Yeah, it's okay. I was turning off the volume on my thing. And this whole other plot line is the stupidest thing here. Coming up. We're at 129 26 27. Oh, he's got the knife. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't get it. If I can't have her, no one can. Everyone else can. Then he just sets it up like now everyone. Oh, Graham. Oh, you do. And of course, she walks in. Why does that happen?
Michael Myers is a better shot with her now than he does because Michael's still alive. Yes. What did you do, Granny? It's just the stupidest plot lines. Yeah, this is now he's out of the picture. I don't think I would have ran over and pulled the knife out of this neck. He's obviously I've just been like, all right. All right. You will have a little bit a little bit overboard there, buddy. Oh, he came in and tried to kill me. He. Chris and Robner like this guy's just suddenly dead now.
Yeah. Yeah. His his stories over the fuck he said. Yes, exactly what we said, Robin. Stupidest plot line. Exactly what we said. In the fact of the whole town blames Laurie and this one for no reason, including her granddaughter is just the stupidest thing. Yeah, Chris, he's gone. I agree, Robin. The fuck. Carmelo's even out of it. He's over there. He's over there texting. Well, I was trying to get Jason on, but I think he's on baby duty. So oh, darn it. Oh, damn.
Our nurse call. I'm going to dial the nurse. He's got to have some some information on the insels. Let me see what he's up to. Tell him. But first off, tell him that this is in cell and Cuck related. If he can't help us in those departments, then he's useless to us. I'm sure. Exactly. Just preface the text with we have a question about gunshot wounds. Ooh, some of the pain to Cuck in cells. Oh, he there's no way he's a lot.
No way. There's just no way. He's put a chicken 12 and his neck the middle of his neck. Yeah, how is he? Yeah, no, he's super. Doc me one more time, Michael. I just wanted Michael to be the one to kill. Oh, some no. I think away. No fucking way. Oh, just wouldn't happen. I don't think breaking the neck was necessary. He was pretty much dead. Yeah, what I'm talking about the whole movie was about him. And then he's just like get out of
the way so I can have the end of the movie. Yeah. Yeah. And then nine year old Lord, a little spoiler alert, nine year old Lori, like they have hand to hand combat. What the fuck is this movie? Dude, I'm sure she did all that training in now in 2018. So she's ready. Guns and she was terrible with the guns as well. And this is the same thing. They're even they're making callbacks to movies and the original trilogy with the mom. I can't shoot him
and he pokes his head out and she shoots him in. And this one, Lori, thanks, killing herself and he pokes his head out and she shoots him. It's it's just it's just it's mine. Mine. Nothing. It is my nothing so bad. How much old man come is on that mask? That homeless guy. Imagine that's how it hurts from that homeless guy that got killed. Well, then she locked him in. Why does she look scared now? I mean, like she was like, Oh, I'm gonna fucking kill this Michael. This Michael. This Michael.
My hair this one she not as like badass. This Michael Myers would definitely participate in homeless bucokey. Without a doubt. It's a popcorn. Someone does sound good. Hmm. It's somebody making popcorn. I was a mic. There's a mic. From the microwave. She distracted him with it. I think when Kory was wearing the mask, it didn't seem like it was that like melted and old man. Nothing melted from the other following Chris says, where's Will Patton?
I know. I know. He's will pat. Exactly. Seriously, Chris. I know. He's only like two scenes. To watch these two seniors that is and speed each other up now. I mean, she's she just be dead now. Laurie's what? Laurie's 67. They're like, say, I mean, it's Laurie's 67. Yeah, we're really younger than him. Oh, yeah. And then like five. That's right. So Laurie's like 60 and he's 67. Yeah. Laurie's got a gutful of prebiotics and activity right now. Yeah. She just shined her hands more.
Okay. So like, I mean, she's dead at this point. Like as far as crashed ribs are broken. This picture doing this to like your mom. Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh, and how in garbage disposal. How does he go? How does he shove his hand down with one hand? Chris says Will Patton's probably watching an old baseball game having a couple PBRs. Yeah. Something exactly what he's doing. The knitting needle like the size of a lawn dart. Yeah. Oh, he's like, not this time, bitch. Get her. Oh, in the ear.
I'm just rooting for. Come on. Just just slap down. This movie will be over. I sort of like that she goes for the mask. Well, the hand is melted hand. She's not strong enough to stab that knife through like butcher block. I mean, the butcher block is designed to not be stabbed through. Yeah, it went through some of it, right? I'm like, all of it. He's pinned him to the table. Okay. Yeah, she really overpowered him. Oh, my goodness. Oh, another hand down. Oh, that went into butcher block two.
Oh, okay. That makes more sense there. Yeah. Yeah. Makes up the knife would have broken. Yeah. And I don't think it'd be tough to hit a knife with a hand like a nail to have it go right in. She freaking took that fridge. Like it was like a full piece. Like a foam fridge. Now she's like, what that dick do? I'm going to cut that. I'm going to cut with that dick too. How about I cut that off? That's like you cut that guy's tongue off. I bet they had a CGI. His reflection with that fucking knife.
Oh, for sure. Oh, definitely. Oh, that under the armpit, fuck. Well, the armpit. Is it? It's hard to tell. Yeah, I think so. The only thing that's missing is that he'd have a massive erection right now. Don't the erection would lift the fridge up and give him his hand. Yeah, he'd just be spurting semen. He looks like the fly with that terrible beard. You've never really chased him though. Didn't do that either. Forgive you. And then she prepared it for all. Got you, bitch.
Yeah, strong grip for all his time and time. Two. Well, previews of movies. We'd rather be watching. Now, I'm sure when they wrote, I'm sure when they wrote this speech, they were like, oh, it's going to be so good. Now, you're just a man. It stops breathing. Oh, she's getting in on it. He just has old man at the YMCA strength. Yeah, he does. Yeah. There is a 70 year old man who works out at my gym who does not have an ounce of body fat on him.
And if he ran around in a Michael Myers mask, he would fucking kill all of us. Yeah. And you get to, there's a lot of old man's strength for sure. Yeah. Old man at my CCS strength. So that was me and he just has a bush down there. That's it. Just a little pebble. Yeah, so he walks around in the locker room with no naked and all you see is just a bush with like a tiny little piece of skin sticking out of it. And then he'll Michael, that's interesting. That's it. Oh, she's holding his hand.
Oh, so these people are passing. So these people must have watched Heat, which is a much better movie than this. Oh, well, of course he needs amazing. So good. It's loving. Oh, Michael's instead of the book and Heat 2, the book are amazing. I'm never quite happy. And the Heat 2 will be coming as has plans to be made and released. Well, no, because Val Kilmer is not going to be in it. I don't want to watch it. He could be in it. He's still alive in the first one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I thought he did.
No, Chris lived. I thought he, no, he ran away. Oh, yeah, this is wife called him to run and he ran off. Thomas Eismore died. It's done. It's done, Frank. Where the fuck were you? I was close. The fucking sheriff dipshit. He's like, I was the replay of the 18 other, they're going to tie a clock. He's like, I'm just putting the world series. Time like a radio. We're out of town. Create a broad town. Let people just throw eggs at him. Oh, that's the sheriff.
We're going to throw this motherfucker in the woods. Someone tap his head off yet because that's what needs to happen. No, what the fuck? I do love how definitively they kill him here though. I'm like, this is, this is it. They put him in that grinder thing, right? They put him in a wood shipper. Okay, parade through town. That's right. Everybody's like, go to the other house. Come on out, kids. Look at the dead body of the roof. Come on out.
What a great fucking, like the whole fucking town is lined up. God. I would just love it when I got to the wood shipper and they go to get them. Fuck, he's gone. But somebody, that's what it should be. It should have been Cory's money. The shit is that? It's Cory. He just puts up and kills everybody in the town. Somebody made a post on next door. That's how everybody knew. That's right. Yeah. Run on ring on the ring. Yeah, Robin said no one cares about the dead kids.
I don't want to apologize to Lorie. Like sorry, we said you were responsible for the murder. He's still laying around on the wood floor. Everything about his movies kind of revolves through these O-Mama shots up the town. How Michael affected the town and the community. But the community fucking sucks. This was the whole point of Halloween. He kills. He looks at the town and hates it. And decides he wants to kill everybody. Yeah. But they're leaning on it.
We're supposed to like these people or... These people are serving with suck praises. Every person in this town deserves to die. Every one of them. A thousand percent. And if I lived in Southern Illinois, I'd want to kill everyone in that town. Yes. Lorie, sorry about calling you a cut in the IGA Produce Department. You did good tonight. Right. Yeah. I'm sorry about that. Thanks for killing him. Will Patton's like, whoo. I'm gonna get a piece of that pastrami sandwich later. Oh yeah. I like it.
Yeah. I love how this whole town knew like... What do we do with this body? It's a matter of... I think Rob, it's more like Elk Jerky. Oh god. Oh god. Elk Jerky was some psoriasis. He's like, there's... Captain Elk Jerky. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's great. That's great. That was badass. Yeah, but he's gonna... But he's gonna... Back, we're gonna get another... They've already announced. Are we? Because... Yeah. Rob's up. He's doing it, right? Oh god.
I want to be a different storyline or just inspired or some... This is gonna be the shittiest book ever written as well. Just... Her intermonologues are terrible. Oh yeah. These... This is an classic Game of Golden Green horror speech. Which we know how good those were in extra-susbobly. Oh my god. That's the worst speech I've ever heard of my life. An ex-just believer. I always have to believe in it. She a barish fucking bullsh... I actually want to rewatch believe or cave honestly.
The lady that talks. Oh my god. I feel like Michael Myers looking at this movie like... And now the town can finally get back together to being a bunch of... I'll say I've always been. Oh my god. My grandma's a hero now. Now they're leaving town. I would have been so far out of this fucking town. This movie makes me want to move out of Illinois. Too. Like, it's not giving you all good luck. This whole trilogy really is not giving Illinois a good look.
First, you know, you got the issues with your pizza. The shape of these backwards red necks. We have a fair bit of those. I don't believe it. Illinois is supposed to be it's the land of Lincoln. It's... You're thinking of Chicago. Yeah, there's plenty of country in Illinois. But Chicago's Illinois. I've driven through parts of Illinois that look like parts of Oklahoma. No one, nothing's there. Yeah, here there's like a real like Chicago versus the rest of this state mentality.
We've been to Cave Rock, Illinois. Cave in Rock is what we play at the moment. It actually hate Chicago everywhere else because Chicago's the only like blue part of the state and everything else is as red as anywhere in the Midwest. And yet Chicago has enough population to like outvote the rest of the state combined. Yeah. So it's like whatever Chicago wants happens in Illinois. But if not for Chicago, this would be a Republican state for sure. Is there... Next thing just from getting choked.
Is that when he was like... Yeah, it's like a line. There's like not fingerprints on it. Looks like you're right. It looks like her throat's burned. Brewster, burn. You know what it is? It's from a erotic exfixiation. She just kind of hangs herself from the closet and you know, Dittles. Dittles. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking of it. The following is going to be... Oh, the print. The print looks great. In the butcher block too. There's no cuts in it. Oh, no. There's the mask.
Oh, the mask is laying there. Oh, mine says next stop. I'm going to go on the Nigenites. Your says... Mine says next stop. Next stop, gross. Mine says Sneak. Mine says Marlow. I think Tallah Daganites would be... I think the gross... I think the gross... It's just me right on in the Tallah Daganites. Well, I don't think everyone would endure this with us. I'm revisiting. I still like it better than Kills. We need to do extra disbeliever. I bought it for $20. I have it. I will only do it.
I will only watch the movie one more time in my life. And that's if we do a live comment. We got to do a live comment. I was just saying I need to watch it again because I fell asleep. So I feel like I need to just, you know, experience the... Yeah. Badness. Did you not finish extra disbeliever? That's why you need to get it robbed. That's why he doesn't... How did you not? I did, but I was half asleep. But then I wasn't awake by the end.
But I was half asleep for like about 20 minutes in the middle. Oh. So it's for like, you know, probably... You know what I mean? Probably good 20 minutes. So when you're like half asleep throughout some of the movie, then you just sort of like lose a lot of it. And you're like, what's the fuck? Yeah, I don't know. That movie brought me and Carmelo together. It hit for that movie. Healed a years long lift.
Yeah. Carmelo, I think, I think probably while he was still in the theater, texted me, this is the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. It's true. I just wanted to hold Rob's hand and be like, why did I... Why did I watch actresses believe her? Yeah, Rob and party said literally everyone forgot about Corey. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we had... Not us, not us though. We dealt with him for two fucking hours. No closure, no follow-up. We don't... He's probably still sitting dead in that.
Maybe more his body is. No, we don't even know what happened. It's sitting there. So Rob, do you like kills or ends better? There's a post-credits scene, no. I play this now. There's no post-credits scene. Are you revealed? Corey was grinded up and that Michael is... Why do we pause it? No, Michael still after I said, I didn't do this. You just said out there, LLL. I passed for it. And that's... No, no. There's nothing here. We have been quarreling with the fuck you, Chris. Fuck you. Let's see.
Chris joked us out. That's the way we have it. You got us. Yes. No, Exorcist Believer next week. Yes, join us now. You want to do another live one? We can do another one. No, we'll have... Actually, we are set up... We're gonna be doing night of the creeps next. Oh, nice. And we're in our fence. Believer. You know what? I haven't... Let's see. Let me just see if I can see that real quick. I just want to do Exorcist Believer live. And I'm not even gonna commentate.
I just want to watch everybody's reaction. On the Zoom. Night of the creeps. I don't know if it's free anywhere, but you can rent it on Prime or any other... On the Zoom. No, I just spent... Or 29 on this movie. I spent $20 on Exorcist Believer. Rob's gonna find you should on YouTube. So, uh... I don't know. Night of the creeps is kind of a big title. Night of the creeps. Wouldn't it be... It looks like you can only rent it. All right. Well, we're doing night of the creeps.
Next. Next. That'll be in a couple weeks. Uh... We're covering it. We're covering it. Back to our normal... We're not doing it live. No, no, we're covering it. So, back to our normal format, normal time. Um... And yeah. But thank you guys for joining us. We'd like to do these every now and then, just to have fun. And uh... You know, we'll do another one soon enough. We'll do some people. I'm happy we're doing the terrible movies.
For the bad movies on the... I guess we just need to make it know that that's why we're doing them when we post about them. Because everyone is like, well, I'm not fucking watching that. So, well, we're not watching it either for that reason. We usually go watch movies. Or even if we like our... Yeah, because we just be watching the whole time. We're not talking.
Uh... The podcast episodes, though, have been more popular when we picked some of these nostalgic favorites, like Event Horizon, like these actual... Like, you know, classics that actually have a cult following turns out... Yeah. Like, out to watch these things. So... So, yes, we'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh... We'll uh...
We'll uh... Alright guys, well thanks for joining us. We'll catch you next time. Alright guys, later. Don't you blame the movies? Movies don't create cycles! No! No! Oh yes. There will be blood.