How to Survive Ethnic Cleansing

The Critical Banter Podcast

May 12, 2020•28 min•Season 1Ep. 48

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Episode description

As we enter the quarantine home stretch, the finish line appears within reach and the smell of kebabs in a Sydney park on a cold Autumn afternoon wafts in our general direction. The question on everyone’s mind, “Will the boys make it out of isolation with their sanity intact?” Well, if this week’s episode is anything to go by, the answer to that question is a resounding no.

This week we officially* become a Mad Mex endorsed podcast as we bow down to our Mexican overlords. The episode begins as we revisit enemy of the podcast, Equatorial Guinea, we then provide an update on our ongoing feud with Guzman y Gomez before revealing that, much like Moses on Mount Sinai, God (Eddie Woo) appeared before us on Twitter.

The boys then delve into life and death scenarios, proving once and for all that ethnics could’ve survived the Cronulla Riots before ending on a game which explores fun topics like midgets, Jews and child labour.

Also this week: Pete Evans, Dele Alli is Indian and where is the International Space Station?

Segments this week:

The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week’s news stories, events and viral trends.

Against the Odds: The boys discuss the nuances of various life and death scenarios providing a template on how to survive your next one.

What is the Question?: The boys are presented with an answer and they have to guess what the question is - the most humorous answer wins.

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