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The CrackerMilk Podcast

A group of Australia's funniest, sexiest comedians talk about their chaotic lives for 40-60 minutes every week.
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Episodes

Everyone Bullies Connor For 45 Minutes (Episode 3)

Tamara and Goob show off their new characters they've been working on. We breakdown Elias's SIDS to try and figure out what's going on. We also read Spongebob Squarepants erotic fan-fiction.

Apr 24, 202342 min

We try to understand sperm (Episode 2)

In this episode the gang quickly devolve into talking almost exclusively about the little animals inside of sperm and Nic's creepy experiences

Apr 17, 202338 min

Our new podcast and we're already cancelled (Episode 1)

This is the first episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast's soft reboot. We are going for a more casual approach so in this episode we read some filthy erotic Harry Potter fan-fiction as well as make an estimated 3, 9/11 jokes.

Apr 10, 202348 min

Why We Fired Elias (Season 3, Episode 8)

This episode features Connor, Tom and Elias as they read each other's minds, become famous superheroes and contact HR over inappropriate misconduct.

Jul 14, 202221 minSeason 3Ep. 4

We act out our best Youtube comments (Season 3, Episode 7)

This episodes features Connor, Elias and Goob tackling some of our favourite Youtube comments and transforming them into improv bits. You can catch the full, uncensored 1 hour version of our podcast on the CrackerMilk Patreon.

Jul 14, 202222 min

We choke Elias for your pleasure (Season 3, Episode 6)

In this episode Connor plays a controlling AI system aboard a starship who discovers that his captain is looking at downloading other software. You can catch the full, uncensored version of our podcast on Patreon. Simply search: CrackerMilk.

Jul 14, 202219 minSeason 3Ep. 2

Our First DnD One Shot

This is as close as you're ever gonna get to a real CrackerMilk DnD session.

Aug 07, 202110 minSeason 2Ep. 24

I Can't Stop Waffle Stomping

The CrackerMilk town meeting is here to answer all of its citizens questions. Most of them are to do with the confusion of modern plumbing...

Aug 07, 202110 minSeason 2Ep. 23

We Make Your Ideas (and instantly regret it)

This is the first episode of Spin That Wheel! If you want one of your ideas on that wheel of doom, sign up to our Patreon and send us your ideas!

Aug 07, 202111 minSeason 2Ep. 22

Rugrats Too Grown Up

Join the boys as they speak to some of your favourite 90s Nickelodeon cartoon stars and the confronting reality of who they've become.

Aug 07, 20219 minSeason 2Ep. 21

The Worst Yoga Studio In Australia

This episode comes directly from Connor's resentment for every person he's met that believes they should be called a "guru".

Mar 31, 20219 min

Trapped In a McDonald's Playground

Much like when they were children, the guys find themselves trapped inside the confusing labyrinth that is a Maccas playground.

Mar 31, 202110 min

Connor Quits His Job

Connor's fed up with the Youtube grind and finally decides to pursue his true dream of becoming a T.V doctor.

Mar 31, 202115 min

We Go To The Gaza Strip

It's time for a vacation so the boys head over to the sunny Gaza Strip for a nice load off.

Mar 31, 202111 min

Running Our Own Daycare

The boys show off their new business venture where they'll take your Dad and give them a fantastic experience while you finally get some time away from all of the terrible puns and life lessons.

Mar 31, 20218 min

Meet Tom's Hot New GF

The boys make a dating show so they can finally have opportunity to feel the sweet touch of another human being. It doesn't work.

Mar 31, 20219 min

We're Pressing Charges

This is the exclusive, JUDGE JUDY episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast.

Dec 02, 202012 minSeason 1Ep. 23

There Is Nothing Unusual About This Orphanage

The boys make the big decision to adopt a child together. They head down to the local orphanage where absolutely nothing unusual is happening and it is certainly not a slaughterhouse no sir.

Nov 12, 202013 minSeason 1Ep. 20
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