The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio

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Join Ollie, Heeren and Anton on The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio, the ONLY talk show to interview real aliens, take call-ins from around the known observable universe, give alien advice to human listeners, and play the hottest extraterrestrial tracks from the cosmos. Contact us! cosmicsatellitetalkshowradio@gmail.com Twitter: @CosmicTalkshow

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The Roast of E.T - Live at the Saturn Philharmonic Theatre!

E.T the extra-terrestrial won't know what hit him. After years and years of disappointment, hundreds of cosmic space-bucks owed, and many relationships destroyed, he has to pay a price—and that price is a spiritual one, one which will tarnish the soul. E.T will endure personal and physical humiliation whilst suspended midair in a bubble above the Saturn Philharmonic Theatre in tonight's premiere event: THE ROAST OF E.T. Get your laughing hats on, grab some popcorn and a beer and get a'listenin'!...

Nov 11, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 8

A Space Vampire Spooktacular Halloween Episode!

In a Halloween episode in which all views are our own, the boys welcome the return of Mr Richmond, A.K.A Bauble Schnarp. Here, we speak upon many a things that are spooky, we chat videogames, spooky sci-film movies, and Heeren's much anticipated Halloween party. We also get our radio broadcast hijacked by space-vampires!!!

Oct 28, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 7

Our New Gen-Z Alien Social Media Intern: An Interrogation

What comes up must go down. After a high-energy show last week, the boys dial it back. There’s an ebb and flow to everything in the universe, a contraction and relaxation. Therefore, in spirit of keeping the equilibrium, it’s a rather lowkey affair today as the boys interview and interrogate their new Gen-Z alien social media intern over his recent handling of the radio show's twitter account. This is the kind of podcast you’d hear if you woke up mid-abduction and all the alien scientists were s...

Oct 14, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 6

I Got Voluntarily Probed in the Name of Science

Today on The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio, we have our very first alien guest! Ollie is invited into a UFO to share an intimate spaghetti dinner and tea with certified alien freak Bauble Schnarp. Listen to his many tales and traditions from his home planet, and find out what he uses to boil tea. The boys discuss trips to the hospital, Heeren divulges into his voluntary probing experience, and a rag-tag bunch of space-cowboys hijack the airwaves with their own Cosmic Satellite Pirate Radio Sh...

Oct 07, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 5

Help, I've Been Infected with a Space Parasite on an Intergalactic Cruise!

Heeren describes his trip on an Intergalactic Cruise, Anton talks of an Ibiza holiday gone wrong, and Ollie muses on his rainforest cafe celebration dinner. Alien ad-reads from across the globe, space-jazz, and an alien film legend calls into the show.

Sep 30, 2022•1 hr 6 min

Seasonal Space Flu, Dream Dinner Guests, and a Life-Size Gluten Replica of E.T.

An ill-healthed, sickly Ollie fights through our third episode as the boys talk about who they’d choose for dinner guests, how Ollie got his cold, and what really goes into the hand wash from Kepla B-22. Plus! We discover the origins of the E.T barbecue meme and a new segment is birthed!

Sep 23, 2022•56 min•Season 1Ep. 3

Voyager Golden Record 2.0

NASA’s probe Voyager 1 has been found by the civilians of the egg-shaped dwarf planet 136108 Haumea. They thought that the golden record on board the probe, an artefact of humankind’s creativity, expression, and desire to reach out to others, was okay… pretty good. But as it rests in a vault or behind glass in a museum, the boys of The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio discuss what should go on the next golden record. What sounds and images should represent all of humanity should it ever get disc...

Sep 16, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 2

The Pilot(s) (who crashed down to Earth)

Join Ollie, Heeren and Anton on The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio , the ONLY talk show to interview real aliens, take call-ins from around the known observable universe, give alien advice to human listeners, and play the hottest alien tracks from the cosmos. So, whether you're listening here on Earth or from Alpha Centauri, kick back, relax and listen to three guys fumble their way through their first ever broadcast to Earth!

Sep 08, 2022•54 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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