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The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polancosports.yahoo.com
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Episodes

Tim Ream joins the show, Sevilla win Europa League yet again, and madness with MLS ultras!

We're honored to be joined by USMNT and Fulham FC defender, Tim Ream! Tim joins the Cooligans to discuss taking part in the upcoming Premier League summer series, the struggles of being promoted or relegated in five consecutive years, and missing the end of the EPL season due to injury (including how badly he wanted to stay in the game with a broken arm.) Christian and Alexis also recap Sevilla's record-setting seventh Europa League victory and break down the crazy interactions between ultras an...

Jun 02, 20231 hr 7 minEp. 635

Everton survive the drop and Dortmund bottle the Bundesliga!

There's so much to talk about from the final day of the Premier League and Bundesliga seasons, but the Toffees' victory is clearly the biggest story in Blangola! Everton will be playing EPL football next season! The past eight months may have taken five years off of Christian's life expectancy, but they were all worth it. The Cooligans analyze all the action from Matchday 38 with a specific focus on Everton's 1-0 win over Bournemouth and Leeds' defeat against Tottenham. We also look back at Boru...

May 29, 202349 minEp. 634

Vini faces racism in Spain, Joey Swoll takes aim at Mudryk, and Championship Playoff Final betting!

The 2022/23 club season is coming to an end, but there are still plenty of off-the-pitch storylines to discuss! The racism displayed by La Liga fans towards Vinicius Jr. this year has been absolutely appalling. Even the league's leadership is siding with the racists now! Christian and Alexis break down all the drama coming out of Spain and condemn the treatment of Real Madrid's Brazilian starlet. We also discuss fitness influencer Joey Swoll's reaction to Mykhailo Mudryk's immature gym video, Jo...

May 26, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 633

EPL title race officially over, Dortmund favorites to win Bundesliga, and a new MLS expansion team!

A new champion may have already been crowned in England, but there are still plenty of trophies to be awarded on mainland Europe! Arsenal's loss to Nottingham Forest means Manchester City are Premier League champions yet again! The Citizens have won the EPL in three consecutive seasons and five of the last six, so is it time to start asking questions about how boring the English top flight has become? Plus, Christian and Alexis break down BVB's chances at winning the Bundesliga and give Serie A ...

May 23, 20231 hr 5 minEp. 632

Balogun chooses the USMNT, Champions League final is set, and LA Galaxy could win the wooden spoon!

It's been a massive few days for American soccer, with a new striker pledging his future to the national team, the first mid-week action of the MLS season, and another women's league to rival the NWSL! Rumors have been swirling for weeks about Arsenal loanee Folarin Balogun committing to the USMNT, and it's finally been made official. Christian and Alexis analyze what this decision means for America's future and debate whether it will motivate his competitors for the no. 9 shirt. We also recap t...

May 19, 20231 hr 9 minEp. 631

Espanyol ultras clash with Barca, Villa level with Spurs, and Arsenal bottle the Premier League!

A packed weekend of high-pressure matches saw incredible action across England, Spain, and the United States! The 2022/23 campaign is wrapping up across the European continent, which means every game will be absolutely crucial over the next few weeks. The Cooligans break down all of last weekend's biggest matchups, including Aston Villa's victory over Tottenham, Arsenal's loss to Brighton that all but crowned Manchester City champs, and the emotional derby between Barcelona and Espanyol. Plus, w...

May 16, 20231 hr 12 minEp. 630

Mike Ryan Ruiz on Messi, UCL semi-final recap, and NYCFC's new stadium!

Mike Ryan Ruiz of Le Batard Show joins the Cooligans to give his latest update on the Lionel Messi transfer saga! There's no bigger story in world football than Leo Messi's potential next transfer, so we called on the most plugged-in member of the Meadowlark family to give us the facts. Christian and Alexis also recap the Champions League semi-final first legs, analyze the rumors of a new home for NYCFC, and poke fun at the violence between Toronto FC and CF Montreal supporters. I guess our frie...

May 12, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 629

Gundogan's missed penalty, Arsenal stay in the hunt, and Sporting KC finally catch a dub!

Both the Premier League and MLS saw some incredible matches and shocking results over the weekend! There was great action at the top and bottom of the EPL table over the weekend, but not much changed in terms of positioning. The Cooligans break down all the action from the English top flight and ask if there will be serious ramifications from Ilkay Gundogan's missed penalty. Plus, we analyze Sporting Kansas City's first win of the season and discuss the managerial departures from New York Red Bu...

May 09, 20231 hrEp. 628

Messi vs. PSG ultras, Haaland breaks the record, and previewing MLS matchweek 11!

Lionel Messi is in a standoff with PSG's biggest fans, Erling Haaland is the new Premier League scoring king, and this weekend's MLS action should be incredible! There's so much to talk about on the latest episode of the Cooligans! Christian and Alexis discuss all these stories and more from the world of soccer, plus a FLAMING HOT TAKE about Carrie Underwood and Anne Hathaway. Why do these women have Alexis so heated? There's no reason for him to be so Les Miserables 😉 Exclusive content: https:...

May 05, 20231 hr 5 minEp. 627

Spurs stay Spursy against Liverpool!

No other team in the Premier League could've botched the end of Sunday's match like Tottenham! The weekend's contest between Spurs and Liverpool was one of the most dramatic of the 2022/23 season! Seven goals, manager injuries, and testy press conferences were only a few of the moments that made headlines from the match. The Cooligans are finally back together for a birthday celebration to discuss the thrilling clash and give their thoughts on Jurgen Klopp's postgame comments. Plus, we break dow...

May 02, 20231 hrEp. 626

Arsenal officially bottle the Premier League title! (feat. David Gass)

Manchester City are now the frontrunners to win the league! It’s been coming over the past few weeks, but City have finally caught up to Arsenal in the quest for the Premier League crown. Pep Guardiola and his side are simply playing at a higher level than their opponents right now. David Gass of MLS Extra Time joins the Cooligans to break down the presumed title-deciding contest and check in with Alexis to get his thoughts from Manchester. We also discuss Taty Castellanos’ four-goal performance...

Apr 28, 20231 hr 15 minEp. 625

The Premier League title is slipping away from Arsenal! (feat. Christine Cupo)

The Gunners keep dropping crucial points in their quest to finally reclaim the EPL title! Aaron Ramsdale’s massive error and a lack of urgency from the opening whistle held Arsenal to a single point against Southampton on Friday, and the league leaders were lucky to come away with that! What’s gone wrong for the young Gunners and how can they turn things around as the season winds down? Christine Cupo of CBS Sports joins the Cooligans to wallow in Alexis’ pity as he reflects on the draw, and als...

Apr 25, 20231 hr 17 minEp. 624

Big trouble for MLS’ biggest clubs! (feat. David Gass)

Three of the league’s most famous teams are struggling mightily this season! New York Red Bulls, LA Galaxy, and Sporting Kansas City have had difficult starts to their 2023 MLS campaigns. Fan protests, racism accusations, and overall on-field incompetence are just a few of the headline-grabbing controversies that are negatively affecting these sides. David Gass of MLS Extra Time joins the Cooligans to break down all of the MLS craziness and review the other biggest results from Matchweek 8! Excl...

Apr 19, 20231 hr 9 minEp. 623

The Premier League title race is heating up! (feat. Christine Cupo)

Manchester City are gaining on Arsenal to sit atop the EPL table! Another weekend, another round of shocking results in the Premier League. Christine Cupo of CBS Sports sits down with the Cooligans to discuss the biggest headlines, including Arsenal’s draw with West Ham, City’s continued dominance, and the fantastic battle for survival at the opposite end of the standings. Plus, we touch on some of last week’s Champions League matchups and other top stories from around the continent! Exclusive c...

Apr 18, 20231 hr 14 minEp. 622

Bethany Balcer deserved more than a Chipotle gift card!

Christian and Alexis didn't have to fanboy over her in the street this time! OL Reign and USWNT star, Bethany Balcer, joins the Cooligans for a hilarious interview ahead of the 2023 NWSL season. She discusses the infamous 2019 NWSL Rookie of the Year award, her relationship with Megan Rapinoe, and the one team she would never play for. Plus, Christian and Alexis try to give Bethany a new nickname. Not sure this one is going to stick. Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Thi...

Apr 12, 202342 minEp. 621

Watching Champions League with Ian Edwards!

We're going back in the time machine for this episode of the Cooligans! Comedian, Ian Edwards, joined Christian for an in-studio interview that took place during the Chelsea-Borussia Dortmund UCL match back in March. Check out the guys' (slightly belated) reaction to the contest, as well as Ian's thoughts on Manchester United, the financial power of the Premier League, and the improvement in MLS' quality. Will he finally admit to being a fan of the league? Tune in to find out! Exclusive content:...

Apr 11, 202349 minEp. 620

Could LA Galaxy become little brother in Los Angeles? (feat. Chris Wittyngham)

Week 6 of the MLS season was filled with some incredible action! There were some great matches around the league over the weekend and the Cooligans are here to cover all of them. We delve into the battle for LA as both teams fight for regional supremacy, analyze St. Louis City's first loss of the season, and question if Jordan Morris could make a return to the USMNT. MLS broadcaster and former Le Batard Show producer, Chris Wittyngham, joins Alexis to discuss all these topics and more! Exclusive...

Apr 05, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 619

POTTER SACKED: Too soon or too late? (feat. Christine Cupo)

Chelsea are looking for their third manager of the season! The Blues sacked Graham Potter after another embarrassing defeat at the hands of Aston Villa. What does this mean for ownership's relationship with the fans and who will be the next man on the touchline at Stamford Bridge? Christine Cupo of CBS Sports joins the Cooligans to discuss this, Arsenal's domination over Leeds, and other top stories from the Premier League. Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where...

Apr 04, 20231 hr 35 minEp. 618

Which MLS clubs survived the international break?

MLS Matchweek 5 was easily the craziest of the season so far! There were so many incredible headlines from Saturday's MLS action, including Jordan Morris scoring four goals and Denis Bouanga traveling halfway across the planet to win the match for LAFC. The Cooligans debate which teams fared best during the international break, and also highlight the top stories from the opening weekend of the NWSL campaign! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everythi...

Mar 29, 20231 hr 39 minEp. 617

Top managers keep losing their jobs!

Why are so many of the world's best managers getting sacked?!?! Antonio Conte and Julian Nagelsmann were the latest high-profile coaching casualties after being sacked by Tottenham and Bayern Munich last week. What is causing these massive clubs to make such bold changes in the middle of the season? Will it become a more popular trend in the future? The Cooligans break down the managerial merry-go-round and discuss other top stories from the international break! Exclusive content: https://www.pa...

Mar 28, 20231 hr 24 minEp. 616

Christian Pulisic calls Berhalter-Reyna drama "childish"!

Christian Pulisic finally broke his silence on the Berhalter vs. Reyna saga. The USMNT captain didn't hold back when speaking to ESPN about the drama surrounding US Soccer. Christian and Alexis weigh in on Pulisic's comments and debate how they will affect the rest of the team. They also discuss Thiago Almada's meteoric rise to stardom and other top stories from Week 3 of the MLS season! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say �...

Mar 22, 20231 hr 40 minEp. 615

Antonio Conte SOUNDS OFF on Tottenham!

Tottenham Hotspurs manager, Antonio Conte, did not hold back in his post-match press conference on Saturday. The Italian gaffer has been known to be emotional on the touchline, but this outburst showed a whole new level of frustration. What does it mean for Conte's future at the club and how will it affect the rest of Tottenham's season? Alexis is back as the Cooligans discuss this, Fulham's FA Cup collapse against Manchester United, and other top stories from around English football. Exclusive ...

Mar 21, 20231 hr 27 minEp. 614

Claudio Reyna has gone too far! (feat. Eli Lesser of This Week in MLS)

The new developments in the Reyna vs. Berhalter saga are insane! American soccer looks like even more of a circus than usual following the latest reports about Claudio Reyna's behavior and comments. What does it mean for Gio, Gregg Berhalter, and the rest of the USMNT? Creator of This Week in MLS, Eli Lesser, joins the Cooligans as they give their takes on all the craziness and also dive into Week 3 of the MLS season! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we pu...

Mar 15, 20231 hr 21 minEp. 613

Explaining the Gary Lineker-BBC drama! (feat. Andy Haynes)

BBC took some serious heat over the weekend. BBC made headlines by suspending Gary Lineker from Match of the Day for his comments about the British government. Was the punishment too extreme? What's next for the legendary pundit? Comedian, Andy Haynes, joins the Cooligans discuss this drama, plus the biggest on-the-pitch stories from the weekend's Premier League action! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about...

Mar 14, 20231 hr 34 minEp. 612

Recapping the best of MLS Week 2! (feat. Jillian Sakovits)

Why do teams keep gifting goals to St. Louis City SC? MLS' newest expansion franchise can't stop winning, but it seems like their opponents might be trying to help. MLS Season Pass studio host, Jillian Sakovits, joins the Cooligans to discuss SLSC's good fortune, plus Giorgio Chiellini's first MLS goal, new ownership in Nashville, and the inaugural edition of 5-a-side. Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about ...

Mar 08, 20231 hr 20 minEp. 611

United's worst defeat in Premier League HISTORY! (feat. Christine Cupo)

Manchester United got embarrassed by Liverpool over the weekend. The Red Devils were no match for Mo Salah and Liverpool during Sunday's 7-0 drubbing at Anfield. What does this mean for the remainder of the EPL season and how will Manchester United bounce back? Christine Cupo of CBS Sports joins the Cooligans to discuss this, plus other top stories from the weekend's Serie A action. Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Lea...

Mar 07, 20231 hr 21 minEp. 610

MLS opening weekend was INSANE! (feat. David Gass)

There is so much to talk about from MLS opening weekend. How did St. Louis City pull out the victory? Is Thiago Almada the league's next big star? What does Lorenzo Insigne's injury mean for Toronto FC? David Gass of MLS Extra Time joins the Cooligans to discuss these topics and more! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your...

Mar 01, 20231 hr 38 minEp. 609

Graham Potter Deserves More Time At Chelsea

Graham Potter should be the Chelsea manager through the end of the year The fans are all #potterout and yet, if you really think about it, there's no benefit for Chelsea owner, Todd Boehly, to sack Graham Potter now. Also, Arsenal keep rolling forward! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple P...

Feb 28, 20231 hr 25 minEp. 608

The New MLS Playoff Format is BANANAS!

MLS new playoffs format is going to cause injuries. Does anyone like this new playoff format? Teams and players are not going to like this. We break it all down! Let us know what you think. Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Sp...

Feb 22, 20231 hr 40 minEp. 607

Emi Martinez Is Doing Too Much!

We all saw Emi's heroics with Argentina in the World Cup. But has he taken it too far at Aston Villa? Unai Emery believes so! Emi Martinez was seen in qualifying as getting in the heads of the opponents but in the premier league this past weekend against Arsenal his antics have left his manager, Unai Emery, saying "It's embarrassing for me" after Emi ran up on a corner and left the goal wide open allowing Gabriel Marinelli to score Arsenal's 4th goal of the game. I'm sure Aston Villa fans are ju...

Feb 21, 20231 hr 35 minEp. 606
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