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The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polancosports.yahoo.com
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Episodes

Argentina Shocked At The World Cup!

World Cup favorites Argentina have suffered a shocking loss to Saudi Arabia. We break down how the hell this happened! We recap all of Matchday 3 and also discuss the recent news of Manchester United terminating Cristiano Ronaldo's contract. Join us on Patreon for exclusive World Cup Content: Patreon.com/soccercooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check ou...

Nov 22, 202257 minEp. 575

Disappointing Draw for USA + Mexico Analysis w/ The Mexican Soccer Show

The USMNT have returned to the World Cup and started off strong against Wales. Most fans are probably happy about the point, but it still feels like a disappointing draw for the USA after dominating Wales in the first half. We debate how that match went and look forward to USA's chances in the group. We're also joined by Wizo Vazquez and Amelia Lopez of The Mexican Soccer Show to preview Mexico's upcoming match against Poland! Join us on Patreon for exclusive World Cup Content: Patreon.com/socce...

Nov 22, 202254 minEp. 574

Drama-Filled Day 1 of the World Cup w/ Clint Smith

The World Cup has kicked off in Qatar and it wasn’t without controversy! From uncomfortable press conferences to a cringy opening ceremony, we break it all down throughout the entire tournament! We’re also joined by NYT Bestselling author Clint Smith to discuss why this World Cup is so problematic, and we discuss his book, “How The Word Is Passed: A Reckoning With The History of Slavery Across America.” Follow us everywhere @soccercooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

Nov 20, 20221 hr 3 minEp. 573

Clint Dempsey Teaches Pulisic How To Trash Talk For World Cup

Clint Dempsey joins us to tell us what he expects from the World Cup in Qatar, Group B, and teaches Christian Pulisic how to trash talk like he does. We also reveal who we think will be the stand-out performer in this World Cup for USMNT. Thank you to all of our Gully Squad members, we could do this without you. I hope you guys are enjoying the exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Coolig...

Nov 16, 20221 hr 23 minEp. 572

Cristiano Ronaldo Only Cares About Himself

We talk about Cristiano Ronaldo's recent interview with Piers Morgan. In the interview, Ronaldo discusses his feelings on recent events at Manchester United, he loves Alex Ferguson, he thinks Rooney is ugly and the negative publicity he's received from the press. He's never the problem, everyone else is. If you're a soccer fan, then you should definitely watch this video. It's an interesting interview that sheds some light on Ronaldo's character or lack thereof. In the interview, Ronaldo only ca...

Nov 15, 20221 hr 29 minEp. 571

LAFC MLS Cup Review: WAS THIS THE BEST MLS CUP EVER?

In this review, we take a look at the LAFC MLS Cup victory and whether or not this was the best MLS Cup ever. We discuss the clash between LAFC and Philadelphia Union, as well as the performance of Gareth Bale and Carlos Vela. Did either team deserve to win the championship? Was this the 'best MLS Cup final EVER?' Thank you to all of our Gully Squad members, we could do this without you. I hope you guys are enjoying the exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more abou...

Nov 09, 20221 hr 19 minEp. 570

Elon Musk Should've Bought Liverpool Not Twitter

Elon Musk should've bought Liverpool instead of Twitter. Twitter is a waste of money and Liverpool is a better investment... OR IS IT? Elon Musk is an impressive entrepreneur, and he has done some amazing things with Tesla and SpaceX. But in this video, I'm sharing why he should've bought Liverpool instead of Twitter. Twitter is a waste of money and Liverpool is a better investment. Twitter is a company with a lot of potential, but it's not worth the price tag that Elon Musk paid for it. Liverpo...

Nov 08, 20221 hr 26 minEp. 569

MLS Cup Preview + Messi to Miami for HOW MUCH?!?!

In this video, we review Round 2 of the MLS Cup Playoffs and preview the matchup between the Philadelphia Union and LAFC. As the second round of the MLS Cup Playoffs comes to a close, we take a look at the matchups and pick out our favorites to make it all the way to the big game. We also preview the MLS Cup final matchup between the Philadelphia Union and LAFC and give you our predictions for the final score. Are the Union or LAFC going to hoist the MLS Cup? Tune in to find out! We'll also disc...

Nov 02, 20221 hr 15 minEp. 568

Liverpool: Time To Panic?

Liverpool FC have had a turbulent few weeks - what does this mean for their Premier League title chances? And who are the other title contenders? Tune in to find out! In this episode, we'll take a look at Liverpool's situation and answer some questions about their chances of finishing in the top 4 of the Premier League. We'll also discuss Liverpool's need for signings and see how they're likely to impact the team's overall performance. Finally, we'll look at the team's position in the Premier Le...

Nov 01, 20221 hr 23 minEp. 567

MLS Cup Playoffs Round 2: Review + MLS Cup Predictions

The MLS Cup Playoffs are in full swing and upsets have already taken place! Who do you think will win the whole thing? Who was the most disappointing team to get knocked out of the 2nd round? Who you got in MLS Cup? Thank you to all of our Gully Squad members, we could do this without you. I hope you guys are enjoying the exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite po...

Oct 26, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 566

Why Are People Defending Cristiano Ronaldo?

In this episode we're investigating the reason why people are defending Cristiano Ronaldo after his recent news. We're looking at the Ten Hag theory, and examining the reasons people are defending Ronaldo. Do you have your own theory about why people are defending Ronaldo? Share it in the comments below! Even Keane of all people is defending Ronaldo. All around terrible person Piers Morgan is defending Ronaldo... don't you usually want to disagree with Piers Morgan? What is it about this guy tha...

Oct 25, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 565

MLS Cup Playoffs Round 1: Review + R2 Preview

The MLS Cup Playoffs are in full swing and upsets have already taken place! Who do you think will win the whole thing? Who was the most disappointing team to get knocked out of the first round? Thank you to all of our Gully Squad members, we could do this without you. I hope you guys are enjoying the exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Po...

Oct 19, 20221 hr 26 minEp. 564

We Hung With Premier League Legends In The US!!

We legit hung out with massive premier league legends for an entire weekend. We hosted the NBC Premier League Mornings Live Fan Fest with Rebecca Lowe, Robbie Mustoe, Robbie Earle, and Tim Howard. It was an absolute honor and we got to watch some of the biggest matches of the season. Whether they like it or not, we're best friends now with Ian Wright, Alan Shearer, Jason McAteer, and Graham Stuart. Here's what they're really like! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn ...

Oct 18, 20221 hr 23 minEp. 563

Who We Voted For MLS Player Of The Year

Once again we got to vote for the end of year MLS awards, including MLS Player Of The Year! Who is the best player in MLS? Who deserves MLS MVP? Who is in MLS First XI? We reveal who we voted for to each other for the first time! Tell us what you think of our picks. Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Chec...

Oct 12, 20221 hr 28 minEp. 562

How Real Are Arsenal? + Alexis Is Back!

After beating Liverpool, we can't really talk anymore about whether or not Arsenal is real. Is it time to switch the conversation and mention Arsenal as the ones that are difficult to beat and are a real test for other big clubs? Do you rate Arsenal this season or is it still too early? Thank you Gully Squad! To join go to Patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 ...

Oct 11, 20221 hr 11 minEp. 561

MLS Decision Day Preview w/ Tom Bogert

We recap a wild week in MLS with special guest co-host MLS Insider Tom Bogert! We try to make sense of the Seattle Sounders bittersweet season, reflect on Gonzalo Higuain's retirement speech, and we try to see if anyone in MLS can compete with Tom's mustache. We also take some time sifting through the Yates report and give our thoughts on the deeply troubling stories coming out of the NWSL. For more exclusive content and access to the Gully Squad Community Slack channel, join us a patreon.com/so...

Oct 05, 20221 hr 16 minEp. 560

Tom Davies of Everton FC: Football, Fashion, and Rivalries

We linked up with Everton midfielder Tom Davies in Washington, DC during the summer as the club kicked off their pre-season tour in the USA. We discussed his impeccable fashion sense, his biggest goal for Everton, and what it was like seeing the club stave off relegation. For exclusive videos and podcasts, join The Cooligans Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTub...

Oct 04, 202234 minEp. 559

We Ask Jordan Pefok About Not Getting Called Up By USMNT

After a loss to Japan and lackluster draw against Saudi Arabia, should USMNT fans be a little worried about USMNT heading into the World Cup? We decide. Also, we talk to Jordan Pefok and ask him directly about not getting called into this camp. Hear our full interview with Jordan while we were in Germany at Union Berlin. Gully Squad got this interview early. To join Gully Squad and get all our exclusive content just go to Patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...

Sep 28, 20221 hr 18 minEp. 558

Gio Reyna On USMNT v England In World Cup & Gareth Southgate To Be Replaced?

We Interview Gio Reyna after the Rivierderby BBVB Dormund v Schalke in Germany last week and Gareth Southgates England just got relegated... The English National Team now move to the B tier of the Nations League. Is this the right time to hire a new manager? If so, Should the English be worried? Do the English even care about the national team? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotif...

Sep 27, 20221 hr 26 minEp. 557

NYCFC Win "Cheap"? Or Is NYRB Coach Sore Loser?

Description: NYCFC win another trophy and win big in the derby Are they for real? Should we be considering NYCFC a favorite in the MLS Cup Playoffs? Why would NY Red Bulls coach Struber call it a cheap win after saying it was "crystal clear" they'd win? Who do you have in the MLS Cup Playoffs as a favorite? Is it NYCFC, LAFC, Philadelphia Union, or do you have a dark horse in the race? To join Gully Squad: www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...

Sep 21, 20221 hr 18 minEp. 556

BVB v Union Berlin, Which Has Better Atmosphere? & Kevin Paredes

Live from Germany hanging out with Bundesliga and checking out Dortmund v Schalke and Union Berlin v Wolfsburg. Which has the best atmosphere? Plus we talk to Kevin Paredes of Wolfsburg. just a couple of Caribbean Latino's hanging out in Germany. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Sports podcast network...

Sep 20, 20221 hr 12 minEp. 555

"Throwing Rice Is More Disrespectful Than Spitting On Someone"

Josef Martinez flipped over a table of rice and chicken... is there no coming back from that? Is there anything more aggressive or disrespectful? How will Atlanta United recover from this? One of us decides Josef's time in Atlanta is up. Join Patreon.com/SoccerCooligans for more exclusive content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Spor...

Sep 14, 20221 hr 26 minEp. 554

Our Big Reveal & Luke Aaron Moore Of The Soccer (Football) Ramble

Luke Aaron Moore joins us to discuss canceled matches, Americans in the premier league and why he wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for the minidisc player. Also, we reveal our BIG SECRET!! Join Patreon.com/SoccerCooligans for exclusive content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Sports podcast network...

Sep 13, 20221 hr 4 minEp. 553

"I'm Glad We (Arsenal) Lost To Manchester United"

Arteta made adjustments and it cost them the match Arsenal were beaten 3-1 by Manchester United and Arteta's plan did not work Arsenal are still top of the league but Manchester United are now on a 4 game win streak. What does this mean for Arsenal? Does this make Manchester United contenders for top 4 or are they one key injury away from the season falling apart? Thank you to Gully Squad! If you'd like to join: patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

Sep 10, 20221 hr 16 minEp. 552

The Most Interesting Man In Sports, Lutz Pfannenstiel

Christian has a few words for everyone who reached out in the past week and we play our interview with the most interesting man in the world of soccer, CSO/Sporting Director of St Louis SC, Lutz Pfannenstiel. Thank you to all our Patreon members! If you'd like to joint visit patreon.com/soccercooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo...

Sep 06, 202255 minEp. 551

MLS Playoffs: Buy Or Sell

The MLS Playoffs are coming, who do we buy and sell? CF Montreal, Inter Miami, Minnesota United, FC Dallas... who else is heating up at the right time? LAFC already clinched... who else you got? Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans-- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Sports podcast network...

Aug 24, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 550

William Saliba Is The Best CB In The League

Arsenal, this time last year, they were at the bottom of the league, now they're in 1st place all alone. Lots of credit needs to go around but who do you give the most credit to? Mikel Arteta, Gabriel Jesus, Edu, Saliba? Speaking of Saliba... is the young Frenchman the best CB in the league at the moment? Are Manchester United in the mud? How long will it take Manchester City and Liverpool to get back up and running? Go back to last year, what three changes would you make at United? Thank you to...

Aug 23, 20221 hr 18 minEp. 549

So MLS Is Better Than Liga MX Now?

What does MLS beating Liga MX AGAIN mean? Are we best friends with Chicharito and Carlos Vela? Are Chicharito and Carlos Vela even friends in real life? We hosted a watch party for MLS champion NYCFC and the result wasn't great . Austin FC comes back against SKC in phenomenal fashion. Will Seattle miss the playoffs?!? To get more exclusive content join Gully Squad at https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cool...

Aug 17, 20221 hr 20 minEp. 548

Tuchel v Conte: Handshake Gone Wrong

First, hello LeBatard fans! Yes, we're always this loud. Do we want to see managers actually fight? YES This is what we've always wanted, actual fighting amongst managers. Tuchel v Conte, Conte v Tuchel, Who would win in a fight? You got lanky bones Tuchel or emotional anger Conte?!?! Also, we talk about just how bad this Manchester United situation is. They're in the mud. What can they do to fix this situation? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/S...

Aug 15, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 547

Vela To Chicharito "Who Said We're Friends?"

Another star studded MLS All Star Special We sit down with: Inter Miami's DeAndre Yedlin FC Dallas' Jesus Ferreira Minnesota United head coach Adrian Heath AND in an incredible turn of events CHICHARITO AND CARLOS VELA AT THE SAME TIME!! If you'd like to hear the rest of our interviews, join Gully Squad at https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spoti...

Aug 10, 202251 minEp. 546
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