The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco•sports.yahoo.com

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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Episodes

006 - Let Us Welcome Sanchez & Benteke

Segment 1: The Premiere League is here and Arsenal will promise to disappoint Alexis (Guerreros). Segment 2: Let The Cooligans plan your funeral. Segment 3: MLS Playoff predictions. @SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Sports podcast network...

Sep 10, 2015•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 5

005 - Please Don't Autograph My Jersey

Segment 1: The NYC comedy scene is supporting NYCFC. Segment 2: How can we fix the MLS All-Star Game? Segment 3: The MLS is peaking the interest of many European stars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Sports podcast network...

Sep 03, 2015•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 4

004 - Practice Makes Pirlo

The Cooligans are on the road and record the podcast at an NYCFC practice in Purchase, NY. Segment 1: Driving to Practice Segment 2: NYCFC practice Segment 3: Post-practice drive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Sports podcast network...

Aug 27, 2015•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 3

003 - We're Not The Beatles

Segment 1: Insane response on our first CooligansTV video Segment 2: Doug Esser is un-American and 10 ways to fix him Segment 3: Can we make racism funny or are we just Frimponning it up? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Sports podcast network...

Aug 20, 2015•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 2

002 - We're Not Hooligans, We're Cooligans

Segment 1: TFC-NYCFC Recap and Colombia's goal call music Segment 2: Broad point about the Canyon of Heroines Segment 3: We fix Orlando, FL by covering it with raspberry vinaigrette Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the entire Yahoo Sports podcast network...

Aug 13, 2015•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 1

001 - We Actually Did It

Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco (@SoccerCooligans) comedians, NYers, and soccer-aholics talk footy. Segment 1: Who are Alexis & Christian and how'd they get into soccer? Segment 2: Maybe the USWNT should wear hot shorts. Maybe Cristiano Ronaldo should too! Segment 3: The future of soccer is looking so bright, we have to put on shades over the shades we're already wearing. @SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans o...

Aug 06, 2015•1 hr 11 min0

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