TCB Endless Day (1/12) - EP #758: Bryan & Krissy get the day started by remembering how it all got started and checking in on Kenny Copeland. Watch EP #759 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & ...
May 31, 2025•47 min•Ep. 765
EP #757: Bryan doesn't want to go to church anymore. But, since some of them sell pretty cool merch now, he may reconsider! One Mega-Church in Florida is rewriting all the ways a pastor can wealthy. A resort, merch, classes and a cool "Deliverance Center"! Equipped with fake doctors in lab coats and cool waiting rooms. Plus, Bryan and Krissy review the certain downfall of humans from ChatGPT. Just as soon as Bryan can train his ChattyPT to digest more than one episode of the show. Then, Pastor J...
May 30, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 764
EP #756: Bryan and Krissy can agree on one thing, at TCB, it's quantity over quality. Even Bryan's rebellious ChattyPT is revolting against so many episodes! Plus, Crypto kidnapping is now a thing and it's happening allot. Bryan recounts the story of a NY crypto bro who was tortured for days in an effort to get his BitCoin wallet access. Then, Bryan's new chat bot goes rogue! But Bryan learns that he has spoken over 7.1 million words on TCB...so far. It's Mental Health Awareness Month. If you or...
May 29, 2025•56 min•Ep. 763
EP #755: Spitting is a thing now? Is that THE thing we are all getting turned on by? Right after the events of 2020, now we are spitting? NO. Stop it! Bryan has his fill of bodily fluids over the weekend with vomit filled carseats, jelly filled washings and spitting. Then, Kenny takes over The Sphere and some are noticing some odd similarities to The Dead shows there. Bryan and Krissy do some detective work! Finally, Bryan has finished The Pitt and is begging for more but Mary Lou Retton has had...
May 28, 2025•55 min•Ep. 762
TCB Classic - EP #754: Because Bryan & Krissy are prepping for 12 or 13 grueling hours in the studio, they need a break before it even begins! They're older, weaker and less intelligent than they used to be... so let's give them that break. Instead, Bryan rolls out a "TCB Classic". This episode turns back the clock to April 22' when Carl Lentz made his first visit to the show (well, Bryan as Carl Lentz). Let the absolutely crass and blasphemous joking begin! It's a throwback to EP#173, Hey G...
May 27, 2025•50 min•Ep. 761
EP #753: Bryan & Krissy get a text from a listener on a cruise, showing an upside down pineapple. That's the secret (not so secret) signal to the Swinger community that you're open for business! And the heavens open up and Bryan has questions...SO many questions! Plus, the hosts recall their first big break in the podcast universe. A spread in Podcast Magazine. That's correct, Podcast MAGAZINE! It's the kind of PR only TCB can enjoy. The 4 page story included unwanted advances by the author ...
May 23, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 760
EP #752: Bryan gets up close and personal with Tom Papa! (But not too close because...it's Bryan and he is bad at being a regular human). After an invite to Tom's Atlanta Grateful Bread Show, Bryan can't decide whether or not to say hi. He has a panic attack and bails on the simple act of speaking to someone he already knows! Plus, it's a weekend full of flavor, frights and fun for both the TCB hosts. Krissy goes to SmokeSlam in Memphis to party at the country's largest BBG contest but doesn't g...
May 22, 2025•54 min•Ep. 759
EP #751: Bryan and Krissy review the proliferation of Alien Light Ladies (and guys) across the socials. It seems every other reel is talking in tongues and selling a course on aligning your inner star child! In this wide-ranging, off-the-rails episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy start with preschool graduations and end up in the intergalactic rabbit hole of light language influencers. Buckle up. More About EP751: Bryan opens with a hilariously detailed recap of attending a preschoo...
May 21, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 758
EP #750: Well, they just don not make rockstars like they used to. Or do they? Red Hot Chili Pepper's Anthony Kiedis has teamed up with Live Nation to ensure you can get a cold coffee in a can at every venue owned by...Live Nation. A move they are calling "live venue accessibility" It's not a great look Tony. Not a great look. Kind of suss. Plus, Bryan’s doing math with energy drinks, Krissy’s trying to survive it, and somehow we go from Anthony Kiedis’ canned coffee to Prince hijacking a James ...
May 20, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 757
Bryan introduces the new podcast from Courtney Harrell and Audacy Podcasts, What We Spend. Imagine if you could ask someone anything you wanted about their finances. On What We Spend, people from across the country and across the financial spectrum are opening their wallets—and their lives—to tell you everything: what they make, what they want, and—for one week—what they spend. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more ...
May 19, 2025•13 min
EP #749: Bryan & Krissy take sex related "Ask TCB" and, us usual, give terrible advice. But at least the listener can take comfort in the knowledge that Bryan went to a tantra seminar...two times! TCBits Music: WSHIT Late Night Love Show Spins "Cuck Cuck Crush On You" Watch EP #749 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Websit...
May 16, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 755
EP #748: Bryan gets invited no where. But when he does, he is the "guest of dishonor" walking the red cardboard carpet for a wanna-be MTV Reality star! And...As the 12 Hours of TCB approaches, Bryan and Krissy are halfway between excitement and existential crisis. This episode kicks off with updates about the event’s May 31st launch—including the herculean logistics involved, the guest lineup, and whether Apple Podcasts will let them get away with hitting the RSS feed with 12 episodes in one day...
May 15, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 754
EP #747: Bryan started his podcasting journey in a garage in Oak Forrest, IL, many years before podcasting was a thing! Now, decades later he is still waiting for his OG co-host to send the audio for upload. Then, Bryan and Krissy are slightly panicked and wildly underprepared for the upcoming 12 Hours of TCB. They kick off the countdown with chaotic planning, made-up time zones, and full denial about how much content they’ve committed to. B&K cover everything from the logistics of TCB's lon...
May 14, 2025•59 min•Ep. 753
EP#746: Bryan takes the kids over to Grandma Kiki's for Mother's Day and a stranger wants you to know dinner is a 5:30!! Plus, Bryan and Krissy are gearing up for their most ambitious idea yet: The 12 Hours of TCB! That’s right—twelve chaotic hours of podcasting, caffeine crashes, celebrity guests, and probably a few FCC violations. But before the madness begins, the dynamic duo checks in on their usual nonsense, which this week includes: disturbing dreams, Catholic guilt, and Krissy’s moral com...
May 13, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 752
Episode #745: Bryan and Krissy arena rare form , and chaos is on the menu—served with a side of mistaken identity and a heaping scoop of AI-generated nonsense. In this episode, Bryan nearly crashes the show with a rogue software update, accidentally confuses Bill Belichick with Bill Bellamy (yes, really), and proudly unveils a brand-new jingle segment: “Bryan Got It Wrong… Again.” But it’s not all confusion and caffeine—there’s a revealing look behind the scenes at how AI (hi, ChatGPT!) now fuel...
May 09, 2025•1 hr 1 min
TCB Podcast - Episode #744: On this sacrilegiously scattered episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy pull back the incense-scented curtain on one of the most secretive events in the world: the Papal Conclave. From shadowy millionaire clubs in the U.S. to Italian paparazzi tracking celibate cardinals like they’re on “The Real Housewives of Rome,” no holy stone is left unturned. What’s the cost of influencing a pope? Apparently, about a billion bucks and a whisper in the right holy ear. ...
May 08, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 750
TCB Podcast - Episode #743: Bryan and Krissy are back to discuss the wild Pop Art craze feeding the Labubu craze! As usual, once TCB knows about it...it's too late! Plus, they break down the chaos behind Hollywood’s labor disputes and the wild world of nostalgic collectibles. First, they take a jab at union drama in the entertainment biz—why some actors are barely scraping by while execs are jetting off to Istanbul to save a buck. Then, they dig into the rise of Labubu (no, seriously), the vinyl...
May 07, 2025•53 min•Ep. 749
TCB Infomercial: Noel Miller - Episode #742: Comedian, podcaster, and former Vine king Noel Miller joins Bryan and Krissy for a chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt convo about fatherhood, content creation, and the time someone literally hit his garage mid-interview ( that was THIS interview!) . From choking hazards and stand-up evolution to 2,000mg edibles and garage door disasters, it’s 30+ minutes of high-wire comedy, soft parenting, and deep laughs. Noel’s new hour is inspired by d...
May 06, 2025•59 min•Ep. 748
Episode #741: Bryan and Krissy see Pearl Jam in Atlanta with the legendary Jackie Beans! Bryan and Krissy are still high on life (and low on sleep) after a wild night with Pearl Jam’s Dark Matter Tour in Atlanta. From scoring the worst nosebleed seats in stadium history to miraculously ending up with VIP access (thanks to mysterious connections), this episode is a front-row seat to concert chaos, inter-brother guilt, ticketing drama, and some good old-fashioned bickering with Bryan’s second wife...
May 02, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 747
Episode #740: On this wildly unpredictable episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy recount Bryan’s once-in-a-lifetime brush with Mick Jagger, and spiral into a full-on 90s alt-rock nostalgia hole. From tree-hugging with your “minge” to side-stage seats with the Stones, it’s a wild ride down memory lane—featuring bad cafes, cobblers, Spin Doctors deep cuts, and a stunning new song from musician Henry Hall. Buckle up. Or don’t. We don’t care. TCBit: WSHIT's Couple Corner gives some advic...
May 01, 2025•54 min•Ep. 746
Episode #739: Bryan and Krissy are back with another jam-packed episode filled with gators, grifters, and giggles. Bryan recounts a harrowing—and hilarious—trip to a Florida gator farm, where the alligator Lucy may or may not be plotting a full-blown escape. Meanwhile, Jake Paul buys 5,600 acres in the swampy backwoods of Georgia (what could go wrong?), and Billy McFarland continues his delusional Fire Fest 2 journey, which now involves theater productions, ad-supported TV, and possibly marshmal...
Apr 30, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 745
Episode #738: Bryan & Krissy discuss the intricate and secret process behind the Conclave slated to take place soon. Will we soon hear "Habeas Pump'em"? Or is it Habmeus pompem? We shall all find out once the black smoke turns white and the hard partying 75 year old men return with an answer. Then. South Georgia Sean calls in to talk about his unusual profession of nuisance control in the swamps of low country! TCBit: WSHIT's Focus On Community takes a look at Pastor Pattycake and his travel...
Apr 29, 2025•59 min•Ep. 744
Episode #737: Bryan has a bee in his bonnet! Particularly for Grant Cardone and other filthy rich folks telling the rest of us "we know better". Bryan believes luck plays a BIG role in success and says so....very loudly. Someone needs to check on Bryan. Then, things mellow out a bit when Krissy & Bryan review a review of a swingers cruise and resort. The take away: Reviews of swingers resorts need to be better! TCBit: The continuing saga of The Crabapple Women's Club...continues! Watch EP #7...
Apr 25, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 743
Episode #736: Bryan & Krissy discuss the go-go 90's and 2000's reality show boom. They recall the dumb race to the bottom as one show after another tried to pander to the lowest common denominator. As an homage to that "time and space" they review THE craziest reality show of them all: Next Superstar USA! A one season mock-american idol style singing contest, looking for the worst, not the best singer in America! It's cruel, crazy and nuts. Perfect for TCB. To apply for "Americas Next Top Me...
Apr 24, 2025•54 min•Ep. 742
Episode #735: Bryan & Krissy discuss the (completely surprising) announcement that Fyre Fest 2 has been postponed...probably until never. then, Krissy takes a left turn when remembering that Mick Jagger had a restaurant in Atlanta called Micks (but he really didn't). Then, Bryan takes another left turn remembering when Justin Bieber took over a small neighborhood in Atlanta. Finally, the show comes right off the rails when the duo learns Heaven is just another NFT you can buy for $100. Try t...
Apr 23, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 741
TCB Infomercial - Episode #734: The Jimmy Kimmel Show's Executive Producer, writer and author Danny Ricker joins TCB on the eve of his book launch. "Wow, You Look Terrible!" is a funny and frank look at parenting, fatherhood and the follies of growing humans. Danny also shares his unique perspective as the co-head writer of the best Late Night Show leaving Bryan & Krissy to wonder....does TCB need a Danny? DANNY'S LINKS: Follow Danny on Instagram Order Danny's Book "Wow You Look Terrible" Vi...
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 740
Episode #733: Bryan & Krissy review the post (almost) space flight by Katy Perry and crew. Now being called "ass-tro-nots" the team congratulates themselves for a flight well flown! It's clearly a joke. Right? Then, Bryan pulls out a special treat for an audience member as a Frankie B video is found in thew archives. Frankie discusses what it takes to a better man into your 50's. From one vapid media to another this episode covers NO ground whatsoever. TCBit: WSHIT covers the flight heard ro...
Apr 18, 2025•58 min•Ep. 739
Episode #732: Bryan & Krissy discuss the Minecraft movie destroying box office records and the literal box offices! The block chicken has taken the 8-28 year old world by storm. A storm of popcorn, Fuego, Sour Patch Kids and a live chicken. Jack Black has some explaining to do. then, the Dire Wolf is back. Why? Joe Rogan, that's why! Plus, Bryan has a heart felt Blue moment as her time driving him crazy on this earth, may be quickening. TCBit: Hambone (without Hoadley) gets a bit TOO excited...
Apr 17, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 738
Episode #731: Bryan is back from Flora-Bama and he has thoughts! The whole family had a good time from a good ole Orange Beach in Bama. While other costal locations have become too pricey an poncey for most to access, Bryan and his 12-15 kids found their slice of beach heaven....in the armpit of the south. Then, Cochella and steady march to being "The Walmart of Festivals" is reviewed. Finally, Blue Origin's Female Flight has left many with a bad taste. Bryan & Krissy agree. Watch EP #731 on...
Apr 16, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 737
TCB Infomercial - Episode #730: Bryan & Krissy welcome comedian Trae Crowder. Trae started his love of comedy early but went viral with the "Liberal Redneck" video series that took social media by storm in 2018. Trae shares his ride to the social stage from a smart kid in class to almost retiring his political brand of humor after the 2024 election. Yes, politics will be discussed...but you'll be fine. Trae doesn't bite. We promise! TRAE'S LINKS: Watch "Trash Daddy" on Youtube Follow Trae on...
Apr 15, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 736
