Episode #611: Bryan & Krissy cover some of My Strange Addiction...but what is yours? (Besides TCB of course...) Tate McRae Lana Del Ray & her alligator man Chappell Roan & canceling shows Megalopolis My Strange Addiction Tiger balm Pine Sol TLC doing that math for us Self-awareness is key Vapor rub in tea? Tell us your strange addiction Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbp...
Oct 03, 2024•55 min•Ep. 611
Episode #610: Bryan and Krissy take a stroll down sequels lane, and somehow end up in goose territory. Prosthetic penises The Menendez Brothers Ryan Murphy Gina Gershon Dr. Odyssey Sex Sent Me To The ER The joker Sequels better than the original? Migration Peaches!!!! Canadian geese Fly Away Home (1996) or Spread Your Wings (2019) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executi...
Oct 02, 2024•55 min•Ep. 610
Episode #609: Kelsey Cook joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about her come up in the industry, getting horny for airports, and foosball hustling. Kelsey Cook Vasectomies Hot jizzin’ dude Kelsey’s comedy journey College cafeteria comedy The Seattle scene Suckling off the teat of power Being a foosball hustler Horny for an airport Getting sober Our good friend Kelsey Cook! We are NOT going to be at Dania Beach Special Guest: Kelsey Cook Watch Kelsey’s Special “ The Hustler ” Kelsey’s Podcast “ Pret...
Oct 01, 2024•51 min•Ep. 609
Two journalists stumble into a dying town with a Smog Museum and a mayor named Piglet… and not a whole lot else. They have one burning question: What’s it like to live here, in a town left for dead? They buy a house and stay – for three years. They get caught up in an election cycle and a web of scandals. It’s democracy in action on the smallest scale. It’s Our Town for our time. And it’s all real. Cement City is an Audacy original in partnership with Cement City Productions. To learn more about...
Sep 30, 2024•5 min
Episode #608: If you ever think Bryan is being too mean to Blue, just re-listen to this episode and feel your heart fill with squirrelly warmth. Hurricane Helene Bryan’s neck, back, pussy, and crack Cream and grapenuts! We actually did get the nicky jam exclusive Deers! Bryan’s squirrel saga Practice safe squirrel rescue He’s the SAVIOR! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com ...
Sep 27, 2024•58 min•Ep. 608
Episode #607: a quest, a test(e), and an Ask TCPenis. A woman with a quest It’s good to have goals Bryan as part of nympho-therapy The Accidental Swingers Tasty Testes Ask TCB The alleged G spot Bryan read a book to the kids Bitcoin Burgers Taylor & Travis The astronauts stuck in space Wasps! Do the broom thing The frog-moth invasion Bryan got scammed at Starbucks Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecomm...
Sep 26, 2024•52 min•Ep. 607
Episode #606: Bryan explains why we aren't in Florida, and then gets deep into the RFK Jr (and potato) lore. We are not in Florida 🙁 Bryan’s mysterious disease A crazy health journey RF Kenne-ty Demure nudes Cheryl Hines RFK nonsense A WILD feel good story My Big Fat Fabulous Life Bryan the potato heir Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hos...
Sep 25, 2024•54 min•Ep. 606
Episode #605: We’re talking to SNL alum Jay Pharoah, and finding out who Jared really is! Justin Timberlake’s DUI Jay’s Special: Jared Mempho Gettin’ chomped by a kangaroo Death by turkey Jay’s Australian accent Getting flown out by Drake Not cock blocking your parents AI instagirls Disconnecting Recording at shows A tender story! Jared The Quiz With Balls Game Show hosting Steve Harvey SING Special Guest: Jay Pharoah Watch Jay’s Special “ Jared ” on September 22nd Watch “ The Quiz With Balls ” ...
Sep 24, 2024•55 min•Ep. 601
We have an IMPORTANT announcement about the Florida shows! Dania Improv and Funny Bone Orlando are being moved to a future date. Bryan explains more on this episode. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com Insta: @thecommercialbreak Bryan Green on Insta : @BryanWGreen Hosts: Bryan Gr...
Sep 21, 2024•3 min
Episode #604: Somehow we found ourselves peddling the message that love prevails, while also reviewing a video about a sex robot. P. Diddy Stockpiling drugs The pagers… Jen & Ben Krissy’s parents’ three marriages On your journey… A stolen tennis ball Sex Robots It’ll help a “little” Phillip & Holly’s AI Sex Robot Philosophy by Sex Doll Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: ...
Sep 20, 2024•59 min•Ep. 604
Episode #603: Blue’s got bowel problems, men are lonely, and Bryan’s going tanning. So, not much has changed here at The Commercial Break. Bryan still goes to the tanning bed The Donald Trump Tan Package Anything is content: Blue’s Bowels Daniel knows Bryan has his weaknesses The Testosterone Shed Blue’s ‘betes Blue got personal The 666 rule Professor G? The male loneliness epidemic Meet people through friends! Instagram’s parental controls Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Foll...
Sep 19, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 603
Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense. Big day for news! Pagers exploding P. Diddy craziness You could have had it all (shoutout to Adele) Check the perimeter! Bryan’s pool drama Squirrels whittling their teeth Bryan shocks his pool A dead mole! And a frog! A gay squirrel bath house The pool company & Home Depot’s Halloween section Juicy info The rudest city in America Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB F...
Sep 18, 2024•55 min•Ep. 602
Episode #601: We switched it up last minute and are bringing you a regular TCB episode this fine Infomercial Tuesday! This episode is a true reflection of the TCB Lifestyle…drugs, EPMs, and a pretty pretty penis. TCB the lifestyle pod The Bear was snubbed Zac Efron getting jacked We’re going to bed early Nat Geo/Drugs Inc Buying shitty weed in Techwood Cocktober Krissy got contacts The man that has 100 unwanted orgasms a day A pretty pretty penis Ben, Jen, & Dunkin Blue might have diabetes? ...
Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 601
Episode #600: We simply can’t help ourselves, so we are back with more Zack! That’s PUAmore! Thousand Pound Sisters A camel bite that led to an arrest Oregon’s drug laws Pussy Wrangler PUAmore! Insomnio The feral FERA method Statement roulette Emotional support water Panama City: The Magical Land of PUAs Bryan’s get rich quick real estate course Arousal! The sexual experience Karl returns! Too hot not to approach CLOSE EM! Aw, Bryan thinks we are smart 🙂 Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212...
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 600
Episode #599: We’re bringing you a very special extra TCB Infomercial! Tune in to our conversation with Scott Seiss (Angry Retail Guy and General Angel). Bryan don’t talk good Scott Seiss Cocaine Bear Hot dog races Service jobs Tipping The Customer Is Always Wrong Shitting at disney world Contractual laughing Scott wastes our time! x/twitter Recording your own audio book We’re all out here plugging Special Guest: Scott Seiss Watch Scott’s Retail TikTok Compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Sep 12, 2024•46 min•Ep. 599
Episode #598: Zack Bauer (not to be confused with Jack Bauer) is back, and he’s ready to teach you how to date! more! hotties! through the magic of being FERAL. A 33P rivalry! Date more hotties Bryan’s too soft Gotta get those ladies to bounce Zack Bauer He does NOT want to open her… Rodney ;) Robot PUAs Skibidi We MUST see the in field footage Wanna bounce? Call Zack You like jorts? Bait them How To Be FERAL QUANTUM PHYSICS Start a fight with a girl! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 43...
Sep 11, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 598
Episode #597: We don’t know how this happened, but this week we are talking to Nicky Jam! Nicky Jam The story of Bryan & Nicky Jam INSOMNIO Life’s too short to be an asshole The crack era in Massachusetts (late 80s early 90s) Getting discovered bagging groceries Freestyling with the groceries Nicky Jam don’t play Mixtapes to reggaeton greatness He’s the godfather Nicky’s godfather impression Daddy Yankee Drugs, jail, and drama Colombia His journey to comeback The fame The new album Nicky Jam...
Sep 10, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 597
Episode #596: We’re taking a long and convoluted journey through politics, past alt coin, all the way to PUAs…Stick with us, it’s worth it. When were your parents banging? Trump trading cards Gold sneakers They sold out, but we have plenty! Trump’s NFTs and Alt Coin Bryan got scammed A trading board member PUA? The 21 Convention Breakout sessions at the PUA convention Boner Broth 3000 Send Krissy & Christina to a 21 Convention! Nothing special, nothing wrong Four Elements of Game Bouncing on...
Sep 06, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 596
Episode #595: It’s a rubbin’ tuggin’ Huckin’ Buckin’ good time today at TCB because we have a Mountain Monsters episode to review!! The Rusty Nail Another shocking story from Bryan’s past Mountain Monsters!!!!!! The Raven Mocker! A rub n’ tug for Huck Southern sayings Keep your eyes open, dammit Huck n’ Buck got punked The Forest Quantum Witch :O Ignore the fresh kill! Ah, yes, the fire breathing raven mocker Who goes there?! The Breath Of A Thousand Asses Jeff? Jeth? Billy’s black eyes Text us ...
Sep 05, 2024•51 min•Ep. 595
Episode #594: Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! The 90s are calling and they want their terrible dating show back! We are sweaty here in Georgia Coffee! Bryan wants to be a downer Why is Bryan like this? It’s show month, baby! A dating show: Buzz (1996) I hate nags! The Smash Mouth The Tush Push… A guy unaccustomed to choosing between women Everyone’s a former Disney worker Tommy tang’s and a stereo system Dinner and Dolby Red flags! Gettin' twanged at Tang’s 2 years of buzz TCB, Meet me at Tang’s! Text us or l...
Sep 04, 2024•53 min•Ep. 594
Episode #593: Bryan & Krissy are joined by Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory) and they get into acting, child fame, podcasting, science, and Jeopardy. Blossom, Beaches, and Big Bang Theory What happened at Jeopardy? A lil’ bitchin and complainin’ Mayim’s late start in acting A show about a girl! Bryan’s armchair expert moment Being a famous child A late science bloomer Feldman & Haim Human nature AI hype Sounding 90 Going back to acting Keyboard warriors Getting fired from Jeopardy Bodil...
Sep 03, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 593
Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at it! Bryan’s getting poked and prodded A trip to the doctor and the lab The million dollar lab Krissy was WRONG The chimp lady Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic Spooky moment! Tom Cruise is on the roof The universal cat distribution system had chosen the Greens! TCB Fact Check: the captain of the superyacht that sank was NOT from Below Deck, but Below Deck...
Aug 30, 2024•59 min•Ep. 592
Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway! The DNC was poppin' Starbucks Revving down Jolt Cola Big deal birthdays Bryan famously hates attention Ask TCB Picking up women It’s all about a conversation and being yourself Opportunity! Small minded people Having the hard conversations Bryan is the Simon Cowell of art B Movies NextDoor nonsense Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbrea...
Aug 29, 2024•53 min•Ep. 591
Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!" Were-president Elvira’s Movie Macabre Cheaters Old man bitching Tom Brady Sports stars Bryan having some big feelings (jealousy) Bryan’s sports history He wasn’t a starter Could he be a bowler? FYI listeners I don’t hate Bryan, but I do like to keep him on his toes! Leaving a child with a stranger at the pool The gyms are in trouble! Pharmacy drama Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @the...
Aug 28, 2024•49 min•Ep. 590
Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni! Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan was addicted to Clubhouse The quantum witch does a little magic Maz Jobrani! The Olympics (we can’t escape Bryan’s zeal for this) The Friday late crowd Drunk Trump heckler at a Maz Jobrani show Iranian comics Feeling old Maz’s early roles West Wing Tiktok Long form→short form→long form He’s dancey on stage! Hours of content Kid slang Aggro political...
Aug 27, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 589
Episode #588: The Looooooove Connection is back, and they brought yogurt? Bennifer is no more Green Day Wedge salads Matthew Perry Love Connection! A little misogyny to start the day Get him girl Harry Denton's A little ask TCB action Who is eating yogurt on a date No lunch date kisses Skydiving on the first date Pre skydiving drinks Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Exec...
Aug 23, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 588
Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautionary tale for you! Available for private events! Make us an offer! Blue’s haircut The temperature The grand canyon Oozing problems Heavenly Wheels n Deals! Bryan’s Mama drama Firefighters going to steal Astrid A cooter snafu Jane from Ohio Important PSAs A cautionary vibrator tale The Olympic village AND the regular villages Some guy on Bryan’s instagram Bry...
Aug 22, 2024•54 min•Ep. 587
Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain! We are excited about our live shows! Bryan and Juan are no more The News! The astronauts that are stuck in space Bryan’s Cosby newscaster voice Questions do remain! No leaking allowed Bryan does space Stonehenge?! Bryan got a physical Needles in the neck If you’re queasy about getting blood drawn…don’t listen to this Bryan is a phlebotomist YBRYAN 3000 He got that good go...
Aug 21, 2024•58 min•Ep. 586
Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey! Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black The Orioles/Braves/Cubs Performing in the suburbs The politicians did not leave us alone this summer Jacob’s Ladder New York in the 80s Writing plays Getting rejected Political drama making Lewis angry! Bryan should not be allowed to vote? Teleprompters Getting on The Daily Show More fanboying <3 He’s done with touring! Lewis & Kathleen Madigan Special ...
Aug 20, 2024•58 min•Ep. 585
Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can read (need proof). Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s come to Jesus moment on the road. Hypocrisy! We love our Bryan, warts and all!!! Why is this impression kind of giving Cosby? Hate muse Misogyny! Women famously love being treated like humans <3 BRYAN SAYS ON FLEEK AGAIN A witchy political ig lady Can we petition to get Astrid into ACOTAR (faerie ...
Aug 16, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 584
