You might be, probably are, could be, possibly a StarSeed! The thing is, you have to specific about your thing. That way you can be special. But not like, SPECIAL special. Make sense?? Of course it doesn't! But Started Queen herself is here to explain all about it. You won't understand a damn thing she says...but it will be fun. A man in Michigan is caught having relations with an Elmo doll Having sex with ANY client is horrible idea Carl stops by to call Elmo The short lived "TCB porn" intro is...
Oct 26, 2022•48 min•Season 3Ep. 256
Mountain Monsters may really bad at capturing monsters (or mountains) but they sure do know how to yell! TCB brings back MM for a special Halloween episode. This time Huck and Buck are on the hunt for a lobster man in Appalachia! You know the old saying....if you can't see the sea, don't eat the shell! The new website is the old website while the new website replaces the new-old one Bryan and Astrid have their morning conversation about the fate of TCB Krissy goes to the Ritz for Christmas, She ...
Oct 24, 2022•43 min•Season 3Ep. 255
Long time listener Callie writes in to discuss her friendship with Danny. Danny and her just can't quit each other...but they are JUST friends. She asks the age old question: Can a man and a woman (or man/man or woman/woman....etc) just be friends?Who better to answer the question than decades long friends Bryan and Krissy! TCB buddies up to Charlamange The God on Google! Colon Blow...it's coming to Bryan's house Callie writes in to ask about her friend zone with Danny Krissy and Bryan recall ho...
Oct 21, 2022•38 min•Season 3Ep. 254
Time travel IS possible. It's been scientifically modeled out. And history is riddled with stories of time traveling adventurers. But they usually don't stand up to much scrutiny. Carlos is no different. He travels back from 2040 to tell us tales of Atl Coin takeovers and ambiguous changes right around the corner. Bryan and Krissy suspect he may have come in from Dave Matthews...played in Denver...yesterday...with bag full of sticky-icky Gummies! The house spiders get their revenge on Bryan! Bry...
Oct 19, 2022•49 min•Season 3Ep. 253
Frankie B is controversial on TCB. Love him, hate him he's a part of the show. And when Frank is on a roll, we should sit back and enjoy. Frankie B is back with a video on how to "Be Best" over 50. Let's get in on the action while it's around, shall we? Christmas Vacation is a bad movie? Of course not! Which Vacation movie is the best? Krissy is wearing tape bikinis! Maneskin is a great rock band. But the boobs are taking over the talent Frankie in the Meta-verse? Doubt it Frankie is back with a...
Oct 17, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 252
The wedding night is supposed to be a special night of love, lust and passion. But sleeping with the Maid of Honor will not get you the desired results! Lasy writes in to discuss her wild night at a friend's wedding . It's the gift that keeps on giving...a crazy wedding night! Spiderwebs are everywhere! Blue the dog is rolling around in carcasses NyQuil chicken is not a thing...is it?? "I will pee on your grave!" is more than just a saying to one couple Lady is a fan of the show and has a story ...
Oct 14, 2022•54 min•Season 3Ep. 251
LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to the stage and its attached to a hapless bloke named Josh. Let's all listen as 3 buffoons try to win the affection of a lovely lass, shall we? A woman in Japan is taken by the Space Man Scam! How much does it cost to land your rocket? The International Space Station is cheaper to visit than you'd think Self Driving cars cannot take a left When will w...
Oct 12, 2022•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 250
Frankie B is on a creative roll! Since his breakup he has been exploding all over YouTube and Bryan just cannot help himself. Frankie's new video reveals more about his recent relationship and spills the secret on his 24 Hour Call rule. There is no doubt you'll be ready for the singles scene after these nuggets of wisdom! Bryan almost appeared on Press Your Luck..but he hit a whammy! Halloween is upon us and the festivities are for KIDS, not spoiled adults Bryan was traumatized by his Halloween ...
Oct 10, 2022•58 min•Season 3Ep. 249
It's fall break Friday! Bryan breaks out TCB's favorite episode of 2022, #179: Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry! Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets a request from a mother-son duo for ...
Oct 07, 2022•48 min•Season 3Ep. 248
Ghost Hunters like to use all kind of new (and mostly made up) technology in their pursuit of spooky apparitions. One particular team of Hunters brings a special tool that will show the ghost (or any other creature) in all detail you could NEVER want! Bryan is dreaming of his retirement Krissy would be Einstein for a day...Bryan would be Maury! Switzerland is a clean dream for the rich and beautiful. Its also a pain in the ass! Ghost Hunters return to TCB Look out for spooky noises when making s...
Oct 05, 2022•46 min•Season 3Ep. 247
TCB often receives text & emails asking for advice...what are they thinking!? Tad writes in ready to quit his job over his crush on his new boss! Then, Carly asks TCB to speak to her best friend about polygamy. Bryan, the resident expert on polygamy based reality TV, is happy to give his thoughts. It's an "Ask TCB" episode of The Commercial Break! Chess is wrecked by one pain in the ass cheating scandal! Vegas high roller spots is not a place for loud people Vagina has a candle, now it has c...
Oct 03, 2022•50 min•Season 3Ep. 246
As Krissy takes her fall break, Bryan plays EP182 to answer THE most asked question of TCB. An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be caught! Short men are taking to breaking their legs to gain 2-3 inches in height...short men everywhere are cheerin...
Sep 30, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 245
The gang over at Mountain Monsters have been kidnapped by a burly crew of very polite masked bandits. But the boys manage to escape after a floating head makes a deal with the devil woman to get the body of a deceased Bigfoot named Stoneish. Did you get all that? Either did we! Let's just sit back and enjoy the foolishness. Armie Hammer is out of control! Soduku is not the Japanese art of binding. FYI. Krissy wonders about bondage with Jeff Bryan lived with a dominatrix in the "band house" Love ...
Sep 28, 2022•52 min•Season 3Ep. 244
Walkers are typically used to help seniors get around...now they are being used to help seniors get off! Bryan and Krissy discuss exhibitionism in all it's intended and unintended glory! Bryan meets his cereal alter ego Instagram is a thirst trap...duh! Mike Masse and Jeff have create most amazing cover song EVER Strippers are at the senior center The gang finds a new use for walkers Bryan get's frisky in public with his hippie chick More Zoom sex is happening Thanksgiving xmas tree shopping lea...
Sep 26, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 243
TCB receives a lot of texts and emails containing wild stories and asking for advice on strange circumstances. But listener Nate takes the cake with his sordid tale of sex, drugs and family ties! The center of the action was at his high school homecoming party at the Martin's House and we ALL wish we had been invited. Bryan hates unpacking the wires Krissy takes a flight and does some strange drinking Nate writes in to ask for advice A story of love, romance and family sex is told Bryan and Kris...
Sep 23, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 242
Frankie B, long time muse for TCB, was retired from the show just 4 months ago. But he came roaring back with a classic Frankie B video a few days ago and Bryan cannot help himself. Frankie returns to TCB with dating advice for men attracted to "party girls". As usual the only thing we learn is Frankie's own life problems! Pete & Kim K broke up months ago to Bryan's surprise Can you be with an unattractive person? TCB retired Frankie B 4 months ago, but he is back BABY! Party Girls is a term...
Sep 21, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 241
Dial tone phones changes the way we communicate. Like the car phone, the cellular phone and the iPhone that came after it must have been a big change to those who were experiencing it! So big, in fact, that grandpa couldn't face reality...he had to go paint his wife's pappy instead of learn this new fangled thing! Restaurant Pretty is a new dress code Bryan went on ANOTHER Disney Cruise People don't know how to behave around an elevator The cruise buffet is where people turn into wild animals A ...
Sep 19, 2022•52 min•Season 3Ep. 240
ASMR is meant to relax and some cases, put you to sleep! That message was not received by one Furry looking to de-stress us with the sweet sounds of plans for the weekend, going through security at the airport and HEAD PETS! It's the most stressful ASMR yet. TCB keeps going...and going...and going Tom and Gisele are having issues Bryan has an unsportsmanlike...body! Blue the yappy Yorkie was once a quiet runt ASMR, made by a Furry is anything but relaxing Bryan and Krissy have a "moment" in thei...
Sep 16, 2022•52 min•Season 3Ep. 239
1-900 numbers were the Tinder of the 1980's. Bryan and Krissy review a 1-900 infomercial where sexy singles are waiting for YOUR call! It's clear no one is waiting for your call... The acting is stellar, the singles are hot and the charges are accruing! Bryan is sleepless in Disney Krissy gets taken for a ride at the tire shop TCB fan Tracy was a 900 phone sex operator Bryan and Krissy are ready to make moves into the Adult cam world Bryan may, or may not have visited e-cam websites OnlyFans is ...
Sep 14, 2022•54 min•Season 3Ep. 238
Miami is GTA come to life! From the wild driving to the adult sex scene to the fancy boats and homes. Bryan is back from vacation and had a taste of it all! Also, his children ruined a million dollar Yacht! TCB is back from vacation There is a new King and the prince has no hair Bryan also no hair and the origin of that hair style is discussed Miami drivers are basically insane! Bryan's family gets an invite to a boat ride...it turns out be a Yacht. A VERY nice yacht Bryan's son manages to ruin ...
Sep 12, 2022•51 min•Season 3Ep. 237
Beanie Babies took the world by storm in the early to mid-90's. Unfortunately, the adults took all the fun out of it. By 1997 the BB was mired in controversy and old white man gangs took to the streets to sell their wares to unsuspecting old white men. Adults ruin everything! Time , goes by, so slowly! AOL dial up porn was slow and did not live up to expectations. The Giantess Fetish is thing Bryan is watching TLC again Weed stand is stupid and makes Bryan paranoid Beanie Babies take the world b...
Sep 09, 2022•55 min•Season 3Ep. 236
The butcher, the Boy Scout and the banker all make BAD choices for the woman on Blind Date. The ITV British TV show Blind Date has not aged well! Bad jokes, cheesy contestants and a full week with a stranger is on deck with every episode. This makes it perfect fodder for TCB! A woman drive her car through a mall to get an Iphone Papa Joe is still driving at age 92! How long should we allow seniors to drive? Mark Zuckerberg took a turn on Rogan and it did not go well Blind Date is long running IT...
Sep 07, 2022•51 min•Season 3Ep. 235
TCB listener Tyler writes in to ask for advice on a love triangle he has found himself involved with. his boyfriend doesn't know that he has been sleeping with the Homecoming Queen! And we didn't know that Krissy WAS a Homecoming Queen! All is revealed on this episode of TCB. A robot broke the fingers of a child chess player in Russia Strip clubs come in all shapes and sizes and so do strippers Bachelor parties are wild! Should the groom get one last hurrah? Male strip clubs fascinate Bryan Tyle...
Sep 05, 2022•47 min•Season 3Ep. 234
Micro-penis is a real medical term for..well...you get it! Bryan and Krissy dig a bit deeper on the topic, reviewing a video from ITV on the subject. It's not the size that matters, it's the extension. Subtitles are being debated online,,,for no good reason Krissy's family has a brogue The meta-verse can get you pregnant Bryan's tries and fails again to join the meta-party Micro-penis is a real condition and ITV has the all the details in 2d cardboard paper! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, ...
Sep 02, 2022•47 min•Season 3Ep. 233
Adam The Liar has no fear of you stealing his lady. He has a patented process for keeping the girls satisfied: talk about her garden and let her sleep with with other men. A simple solution to a complicated problem almost no has! New microphones were desperately needed. They finally arrived! Bryan takes Niko for a cut and clean, right on time. The Green house is full of poop and Bryan can't handle it Adam The Liar KNOWS you won't steal his girlfriends...you don't have the energy Adam advises us ...
Aug 31, 2022•55 min•Season 3Ep. 232
We've all the known the awkward feeling of having a crush on a friend. The solution to getting out of the "friend zone"? Move out of the country for a few years, ignore their calls and texts, then take your friend bowling when you get back! That's just part of the INSANE advice Adam The Liar has for us on this episode of TCB. How do you get a podcaster to shut up? You can't! Bryan visits Podcast Movement 22 and runs into "radio voice" everywhere he turns Casey Kasum the most famous radio voice o...
Aug 29, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 231
Adam Liar-yons is a social media "expert" in deceptive posting activities that can get you the life you always dreamed of! So strap in...it's going be a wild (and fictitious) ride as the gang review one of his courses! Water bottles are carried by almost everyone. Is yours an emotional support tool? The greatest American rock band of all time? Bryan knows...and no, it's NOT Widespread Panic! Social media has never been the TCB lane. Today they get help! Adam Lyons, self reported social media "ex...
Aug 26, 2022•57 min•Season 3Ep. 230
Dressing up sexy is fun and playing pretend is a blast! Cat & Kitten costumes for Halloween and cosplay are some people's passion! But living your entire life as if you were a cat?? It's a thing! TCB is going take you into the world of the real life cat-girl and her older boyfriend! The reviews are in! And...People still think TCB is mediocre! Suckmonkey loves the show! But Ralph4554G doesn't think it's great. The Line is going to be the Worl's largest building at 75 miles long! Krissy likes...
Aug 24, 2022•54 min•Season 3Ep. 229
There are many ways to break off a relationship. Pretending to fly to Europe for a few months is an interesting one. Love Connection week ends with one sad sack single joins Chuck on the couch! Madonna shows up on Jimmy Fallon looking...like an alien! Some people get the subtle "touch up", some go all in on plastic surgery The dd canter is an idea who's time has come Frankie B is discussed The Love Connection is back with one VERY interesting making enemies easily LINKS: Send us show ideas, comm...
Aug 22, 2022•52 min•Season 3Ep. 228
A listener writes in to tell TCB about his insane experience after his Love Connection appearance! Three's a crowd for this former contestant on the new version of the blind date game show. Steve Martin is retiring from TV and film work Hoaldey's husband wonders how TCB has so many listeners The gang review some of their failed marketing campaigns A listener writes in with a WILD Love Connection story A lip loving bachelor jumps on the couch with Chuck Woolery as Love Connection week continues L...
Aug 19, 2022•50 min•Season 3Ep. 227
