Bryan is still having dreams about Alanis Morissette and he cannot figure out why! Then he shares his music video hit list from late nights in the studio. Hint: The music is good, Bryan singing is bad. Then the gang agrees: Sting is a God. Men want to be him, women want to be with him! Finally, Krissy used to host a late night Apartment Finder infomercial in Nashville. Luckily for us, her husband has decided to send a copy to Bryan. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.6...
Apr 01, 2022•57 min•Season 3Ep. 167
Bryan wonders wether the Oscars were THIS weekend or NEXT? (Clearly, another fact filled episode of TCB is on the way!). Spermidictine is a thing and it's being put in all the gift bags for A-list actors / actresses at the Oscars. Marketing is a weaponized art form helping to sell junk to all humans across time and space. If you want to be better, longer, harder, faster, stronger, slimmer and sexier marketing will help convince you this product can provide it. In the 1990's infomercials took mar...
Mar 30, 2022•54 min•Season 3Ep. 166
Bryan has recently been researching Fenn's treasure. A decade ago a strange man buried a relatively small amount of gold coins and stones and wrote a poem as the guide map. Bryan wants to tell the story and Krissy spoils the fun! Then the two discuss burying a TCB treasure chest. Only one problem...Krissy and Bryan have am awful track record in the wild. Finally. a video is review where Sexual surrogacy is showcased. It's a ball(s) of fun! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concer...
Mar 28, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 165
Bryan is getting old (older) and he is having trouble sleeping. His son has a cast and it's certainly not helping Bryan find rest. Krissy used to take sleeping pills but that wan't good! Then, Bryan turns to ASMR videos for sleep help and he finds absolute annoyance. Finally, the gang review a few ASMR videos that seem more like personal journals and Instagram posts....while whispering! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch ...
Mar 25, 2022•47 min•Season 3Ep. 164
Spring has sprung, the flowers are in bloom and Bryan is interested in sports again. It's the best time in sporting and as a sporting expert, Bryan should know. Then more reviews for the show are rolling in and more TCB fans prove themselves to be funnier than the actual hosts. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were an awful version of children's entertainment. Proving once again....the 80's were boring for kids and adults! Finally, Bryan finds comfort in life oddities, friends with the outsiders and...
Mar 23, 2022•53 min•Season 3Ep. 163
Bryan reminds Krissy about his brush with fame in the form of the band Rush. He is tortured , to this day, by one word repeated hundreds of times at that encounter. Then Bryan has the 2021 Pornhub Annual Report and he is here to tell the TCB universe just how twisted we all have become! Then Bryan has been digging around the internet looking for creature erotica. Monsters, Mermaids, Aliens and Dragons. They're all having sex with humans and we will find out how. LINKS: Send us show ideas, commen...
Mar 21, 2022•58 min•Season 3Ep. 162
Some new Apple reviews are rolling in and one thing is clear...TCB fans are a bunch of feisty smart asses! The commercial breaks inside The Commercial Break are discussed. Bryan fears an article about a woman who gives her husband a threesome for his birthday and leaves him for the 3rd woman in the mix, might be the end of his marriage (It is ALL about him...as usual). Bryan and Krissy have a gay friend who is happily married with children ad they wonder how often this happens. Finally, Bryan ne...
Mar 18, 2022•50 min•Season 3Ep. 161
Bryan once lived with a stripper and her mother. Unfortunately for Bryan his girlfriend decided to sleep with landscaper while Bryan slept on her bedroom floor. Then Bryan explains to Krissy why he was 15 years late to a court case. A sea seal makes an EPIC save when a pot head falls of his boat at 2am without a survival suit or closed toe shoes. Finally, Australian parents have a solution when their teenagers get a little rowdy....they send them to Ireland for a little Irish Catholic discipline...
Mar 16, 2022•49 min•Season 3Ep. 160
It's International Women's Day and Bryan wants to recognize the women in his life! Krissy, the loyal friend and creative partner, Astrid the amazing wife and life partner and the leader's of Finland. Keeping the world from WW3 for 30 years! Bryan thinks women should be running ALL countries and certainly his family! Finally, a TCB favorite is back for second grilling on the show. Teresa Caputo is up to her old tricks and Bryan can't take it! An appearance on Anderson Cooper is reviewed. LINKS: S...
Mar 14, 2022•57 min•Season 3Ep. 159
Bryan read about a study where pig brains where studied at the moment of scientific death. He is horrified by the results! Then Krissy makes Bryan a promise to contact Teresa Caputo upon his passing and they share a secret word only known to them for contact from the other side. Finally, Bryan digs up some old psychic videos. The psychic prove once again....they are all full of S*&T! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch...
Mar 11, 2022•55 min•Season 3Ep. 158
Bryan is up to his old tricks...watching more reality dating shows. He has found a new love show obsession, Secret Crush. Love Is Blind wraps on it's second season and it was a winner! Shane can't sit still, Sal can't stop sitting still and Shake is an ass clown. Then the listeners have asked and Uncle Bryan is here to answer. Fan Favorite "Ask Uncle Bryan" is back and you are stranger than ever! Bonus: Bryan outs the podcast tool he used to break through the clutter and achieve podcast fame! Th...
Mar 09, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 157
Krissy is back from a short birthday vacation and she tells us all about the beaches, the beauty, the booze and the thieving Mapache! Bryan had an interesting week too...Norovirus took hold of the family one by one. The whole family was puking in a fever dream! To add insult to injury (literally) Bryan's son has broken his first bone. Then, Bryan finds a way to work crack cocaine into the conversation as he thinks about the smell of sick. Then, a man has been having explosions out of his rear......
Mar 07, 2022•53 min•Season 3Ep. 156
TCB recently had a Crypto Currency wallet as a sponsor. That started a chain reaction that leads to Bryan discovering some lost Bitcoin! It's hidden treasure. Razzlekahn is a thief turned rapper (or vice versa) that also found some Bitcoin. $4.3 billion in Bitcoin. She's in jail but her YouTube raps live on. Finally, Big Will The Champ has dropped TCB's first ever theme song. He calls in to it live. Fu&k it! We'll do it live! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626....
Mar 04, 2022•54 min•Season 3Ep. 155
Idaho officials have a great gift in mind for the ladies in their lives...French fry perfume. It is real, it smells good and it is SOLD OUT! Fried anything tastes good but there is a limit. Fried Snickers anyone...? Then Bryan and Krissy have perfume ideas for the Disney fan in your life. My Strange Addiction has Bryan by the b*&ls again and he shares a recent episode highlighting a man in a relationship with a car and woman eating drywall 3 times daily. MSA is back on TCB! LINKS: Send us sh...
Mar 02, 2022•54 min•Season 3Ep. 154
Ivan Reitman passed recently and TCB is reviewing his illustrious comedy making career. Bryan and Krissy discuss some of his best movies and some of his worst. Then, Bryan finds a list of worst actors of all time. Unfortunately, Kirk Cameron is not included. Maybe because he is NOT an actor. Finally, Bryan breaks out a few scenes from one of the most panned movies ever...Trolls 2. Not the singing, dancing cartoon with Justin Timberlake, the live action movie about actual trolls. LINKS: Send us s...
Feb 28, 2022•56 min•Season 3Ep. 153
Khloe K is doing her thing, looking great, staying out of the drama and.....her hands....what is up with those HANDS? Bryan told his high school priest he didn't care for religion. He got the Catholic equivalent of writing 100 words on the chalkboard...Hail Marys. That did the trick! Then Bryan thinks a little motivation is what will take TCB into the stratosphere. Grant G is ready to the team the coaching they need! Then, Bryan shares about his own public speaking nightmares. Plus, Krissy has P...
Feb 25, 2022•51 min•Season 3Ep. 152
Holiday time makes everyone feel great! Why not leave the festive decorations up until spring? Some scientists think its a way to beat seasonal depression. Bryan is an expert on all things children music. However, one particular music section is driving him batty! Cocomelon is the devil...Bryan pleads his case. Finally, Bryan and Krissy review 42 Superhero powers and discuss to figure out which one is the best. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or le...
Feb 23, 2022•54 min•Season 3Ep. 151
TCB is getting more reviews. Some of them really positive, some of them completely unrelated to the show and a few are simply confusing! Kanye is going nutty over Kim and Pete is in the cross hairs! Bryan is being kept up by his guard dog Blue and her medicated behavior. Finally, the gang return to the Mountain Monsters first episode to finish their review. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan ...
Feb 21, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 150
It is Krissy's birthday week and TCB is ready to celebrate. First Bryan shares the result of a Google Birthday query. Krissy learns about her fellow K Hoadleys and their amazing lives. Then Bryan takes a best friend quiz to determine if he is fit to be BFF to the Queen of this podcast. Finally, Krissy has a favorite YouTube personality and Bryan won't disappoint. He surprises her with some fresh Frankie! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us ...
Feb 18, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 149
Bryan loves the new studio chairs and Hoadley needs a chiropractor. Bryan tells Hoadley about the wildest pool he ever attended. Pipes, packages and poles all bundled together in one big crazy barbeque...hosted by chiropractors! Then, Krissy shares a lost (or hidden) appearance on the reality show Hotel Impossible. Loaded up on liquid courage and nicotine her "boss" asks her join a meeting that was filmed for the show. It is an absolute train wreck and Bryan LOVES it! LINKS: Send us show ideas, ...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 148
99x was one of the first radio stations in the country to bring alternative and grunge to the mainstream. Bryan and Krissy were living in Atlanta to witness it all happen and they share some 99x history. Then, some disturbing audio and video has been highlighted from Joe Rogan and Howard Stern. Bryan and Krissy share some updated thoughts on the ongoing controversy. Finally, Bryan has a bit of a fixation on wayward radio DJ's. He uncovers a treasure in 80's Alabama DJ Coyote Calhoun. Coyote is o...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 147
Bob the screaming gym rat running around Bryan's fitness center is back! Bryan and Krissy wonder if he is dangerous or just entertaining. Then the Furry community responds to rumors of a litter box being placed in public middle schools. Finally, the gang review one of their targets, Mountain Monsters. They find the very fist episode and use the new studio to watch and comment. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on You...
Feb 11, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 146
Bryan shares audio from a North Korean news program regarding "The Dear Leader's" horrific injury. Then Krissy finds a group of scientists trying to size up Moby's dick. Is it large enough to make a robe?? Finally, Bryan has been doing some late night "research on sex. Whether your trying to compare shoe sizes or looking for a quickie, Bryan has the hard data (pun intended). It's the quarterly sex report from TCB. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or...
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 145
Krissy tells Bryan about her Find My iPhone arrangement with her husband. Leaving Bryan to wonder how that would work at his house. Bryan asks for an update on Papa Joe, Hoadley's grandpa and most interesting man. Then Krissy wonders how Bryan still has permission to go to the tanning bed. Finally, Krissy takes questions from the World Wide Web and asks Uncle Bryan for answers! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on Yo...
Feb 04, 2022•49 min•Season 3Ep. 144
Bryan and Krissy discuss the recent chart success. It's about time...the podcast charts are finally reflecting the average show TCB really is!Joe Rogan is under fire for some content aired on his podcast. While The Commercial Break is the last place one might go for serious discourse, the pair have some thoughts. Drake is using an interesting tactic to keep his seed from spreading. From condoms to condiments, Krissy reveals a disturbing secret! Hidden Valley Ranch takes on a new meaning for Brya...
Feb 01, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 143
Bryan and Krissy have made it to the big leagues as they crack the Top 25 on Apple's improve comedy charts. Wordle is a new 5 letter online word game that Bryan insists is a 6 word online word game...he is losing. Blue, the 30 pound Yorkie often heard in the background of the show is hitting every nerve. The landscapers make a special appearance on this episode. Finally, Bryan and Krissy can not help themselves....Frankie B has released some old videos with dating advice and the gang takes advan...
Jan 28, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 142
Bryan shares his recent experience at the gym after a 3 year hiatus. Bryan tells Krissy about a man in India that was declared dead for 13 hours, while being very much alive! Then they discuss a new trend in certain circles to bury yourself alive and wonder what it would be like. Niko the ghost dog is one step closer to being an actual ghost and Bryan is ready to deal with it. Finally, the gang reviews some of TV they have been watching over the break. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questi...
Jan 25, 2022•55 min•Season 3Ep. 141
Bryan and Hoadley recap the comments on the new studio and open a gift from super fan Roxanne! Then Bryan wonders which Morrisey album Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have been listening to as they drink each other's blood and generally act like 13 year old 90's kids. Bryan brings up a story from the break where a reality star has been selling farts. This leads to conversation of NFT's, digital rights and black market gas.... LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK....
Jan 21, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 140
It's the start of a brand new season #3 for TCB. Krissy and Bryan break in the new studio and try not to break anything. They discuss Krissy's COVID sickness, Bryan's long break from the show and a Christmas Eve ham caper. Then Bryan is reminded of the time he was scared off by an older woman with a Pink Cadillac. Bob Saget passed away and he was loved by many....will. Bryan be remembered by Dave Chapelle? And finally, they review the 3 big NYE T.V. shows : Andy & Anderson, Seacrest's Rockin...
Jan 18, 2022•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 139
Bryan and Krissy discuss sleep deprivation with small children , international text message rates and angry listener's phone bills and voice mails are reviewed from around the internet on this un-aired episode of TCB. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our priva...
Jan 14, 2022•59 min•Season 2Ep. 138
