The Denver Broncos sweep 2020 in a surprise election landslide, we try to remember all of our stupidest injuries, Scott talks us through his sweet dance moves, and we all imagine winding up at Denny's at 1:00 AM. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
In our 2020 Halloween spook-tacular, Kristin tells terrifying tales of trick-or-treating in Bel Air, Max courts catastrophe by consuming corpse-flavored Skittles, and Ryan concocts chills by donning the many masks of Michael Myers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
Welcome to our ninth birthday skeleton spectacular, where we introduce Tom Bombadil the shock jock, unveil the world's stupidest sound board, recount warm fuzzies from our listeners, and figure out who among us would die first in a real-life bio-dome. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
Brian tethers in from his phone to help us recite all the definitions of a Rat King, learn all the fun facts about Donatello, vote on the sexiest fast food mascots, try to forget all the most useless things we've ever memorized, and have our annual conversation about monster cereal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
Guest host Zach Ryan fills in to help us examine the weird logistics of moving during a pandemic, determine what an a-hole looks like, (masterfully) debate just how hands-off we would be willing to get in exchange for time travel, and reboot Highlander for the 21st century. Starring Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Zach Ryan.
It's a week of bad legs, bad dates, bad action figures, bad anime superpowers, and a little bit of good advice. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
We briefly turn into a video game podcast before getting down in the dirt with patio pounders, Monster Jam, the stupidest things we'd theoretically buy, and the worst McDonald's menu item pitches we can think of. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
Our pal Jack DeVries joins in to give us an update on how his 2020 is going, we concept some bad Machinima TV, Scott has a very bad technology day before our ears, and we wrap up by talking about all the weird stuff in our fridge and then imagining what the rules to Australian Rules Football might be. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Jack DeVries.
We go down the weirdest Winnie the Pooh philosophical rabbit hole, discuss Ryan's funeral wishes (don't worry -- he hasn't accidentally slipped on any banana peels yet), give you the lowdown on butthole cramps, recount our most embarrassing celebrity encounters, and take Ninja Turtle logic to the next level. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
We try to find out what pets are allowed in prison, discuss the oeuvre of Harvey Keitel's junk, and ponder becoming some real shady Christmas tree farmers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
It's a question we've all had during our lives: Collectively speaking, which Hogwarts house would the Comedy Button belong to? This week, at Kristin's insistence, we take the Harry Potter Sorting Hat quiz and find out (and remember, Ryan is definitely Ravenclaw, guys). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
We debate the true meaning of the idiotic half-meme we created in last week's episode, dunk on Steve Bannon, go through the whole California disaster checklist, and pontificate on roller coaster bathroom etiquette. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
Happy 450th episode to us! To celebrate, Kristin tells us about a really awkward class trip to Europe, we give a chin-stroking review of all the celebrities on Cameo, and -- since we won't be visiting any theaters anytime soon -- we revisit our favorite childhood moviegoing experiences. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
Buckle in for some spooky tales of haunted catacomb tours and serial killers, then listen to a bunch of thirty-somethings try to figure out PAW Patrol, explain what ska is, and determine what sorts of dessert islands we'd want to be trapped on. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
Join us as we peek into some very weird new corners of Pornhub, get hyped for the new roaring '20s, and recall all those signature family holiday dishes that we hate. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
Somehow-first-time host Scott Bromley delivers the most reductive show intro we've ever done, we try to build the perfect Frankenstein's monster out of the Comedy Button cast, all the worst (and some of the best) restaurants make an appearance, we reboot the Avengers with an all-star wrestler cast, and Brian updates us on his feud with sworn enemy Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
Kristin hung out with James Marsden at GameStop, Steven Seagal is one weird dude, and we somehow have a second conversation about Coyote Ugly in the span of a month. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
We ponder the inevitable future TikTok presidency, discover Schrodinger's Representation, remember how warped sex education and anti-drug PSAs got during the '80s, and deliver some of the most amazing Quibi show pitches anyone has ever heard. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
We get to hear Kristin's first impressions of us, vote on the most bangable U.S. President, and recall the time that Big Bird almost exploded. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
We welcome our new regular co-host Kristin Van De Yar, who immediately proceeds to upset our dumb centaur-drawn apple cart with some tips on the finer points of pandemic hair care, ideas on the best way to draw snakes that are yanking each other's ropes, and a debate on the flaws and nonexistent merits of Olive Garden and Applebee's. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history mat...
What is charisma? And, more importantly, does Porky Pig have it? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
We catch up on what Gamer Grub has been up to for the past seven years, learn about a real weird cream soda recipe, and read Amazon reviews of DIY sex toys. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
We try to make sense of our stupid world, and everything that's going wrong in it right now. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
Our pal Mike Drucker joins us to have a lively discussion about Steven Spielberg's AI, tell us about what it's like to write for Samantha Bee, and take bets on which Comedy Button host will be the next one to lose their hair. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.
Ryan reads fan-requested Urban Dictionary definitions, then we recall our worst car rides and then sail away on a perfect peanut butter boat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
In the middle of the world's worst ongoing staycation, we imagine what it would like be cooped up with Glenn Danzig, design characters for Cereal: The Fighting Game, and get to the bottom of the stupidest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lore we could find. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Ryan celebrated his 40th birthday trapped at home with Joe Bob Briggs, Scott is really addicted to Animal Crossing, and we've all developed some increasingly terrible diets. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Scott's gall bladder is real fussy, we're all getting a lot more time than we bargained for with our significant others, and we've found that pandemic hygiene habits can be very... shall we say "flexible." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Ryan drinks some real clean soda, Brian is a secret disaster prep expert, our fans demand to know the origin story of Ryan's wizard couch, and we try to imagine what there will be to look forward to when life returns to normal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
We hang out with our friends (remotely), catch up on all the weird TV, try to figure out what Boris Johnson looks like, panic about our eating habits, and figure out what the most ideal shower food is. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
