Our awesome guest host, Kristin Van De Yar, is a true worldwide phenomenon. Also, we've discovered the most awesome life hack for getting out of jury duty: Just commit a crime, and you're home free forever. Take THAT, civic duty! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.
Dec 22, 2017•1 hr 11 min
Is it possible to record the world's longest, stupidest outro to a dumb Internet radio show? Well, we certainly did give it a shot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Dec 15, 2017•1 hr 6 min
YouTube creator and talent manager John Carle used to write for the WWE -- and boy, does he have some crazy tales for us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest John Carle.
Dec 08, 2017•1 hr 4 min
One of our favorite guest hosts, Jared Petty, joins us to ponder Goofy's questionable dog-hood and discuss everybody's favorite dumb fantasy story, THE LOOOOORD OF THE RIIIIIINGS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
Dec 01, 2017•56 min
It's Thanksgiving with the Comedy Button -- which obviously means it's time to hide from your family and listen to us talk about Easter baskets, Nick at Nite, Ace Ventura, and the worst flavor of Skittles. Yep, happy holidays! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
Nov 24, 2017•57 min
We dig into the wild and crazy mind of guest host Jared Petty, learn all about his weird surprise allergies, and and then talk about the legacy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In other words: Just another week! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
Nov 17, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Seasonal Affective Disorder is a serious disorder that affects millions of people every season, but we've got a great solution for coping with it: going out in the woods and hiding porno for future generations of perverts to discover. Or, you could just listen to our idiotic podcast for degenerates. We're sorry. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Nov 10, 2017•1 hr 3 min
We're apparently very hungry boys, because this episode is all about hot dogs, pretzels, pizza, nacho cheese, soda, and Tootsie Roll Pops. Of course, we also find time to discuss the Mighty Ducks, strip clubs, owls, and punching holes in our bedroom walls as teenagers. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Nov 03, 2017•1 hr 11 min
Welcome to the Comedy Button's Halloween Thanksgiving Special -- a cornucopia of spooky facts about mummies, meatballs, and celebrity spelunking. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
Oct 27, 2017•55 min
We've got the lowdown on career Renaissance faire yeomen (and #yeowomen), and what could happen if they ever enact stricter gun control laws on whatever planet the Predator came from. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Oct 20, 2017•1 hr 3 min
Get ready for a critical, chin-stroking discussion about our very favorite warning label: that wacky cartoon staple, the skull-and-crossbones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Oct 13, 2017•1 hr
Introducing Starchy, the world's #1 potato super-fan, and Al'ekz J'on'zz of the River Folk, the star of Middle-earth: Shadow of Infowars. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.
Oct 06, 2017•56 min
It's our landmark 300th episode! What better way to celebrate this milestone than reminiscing about the world's first podcast circa 1910, wondering what our pets think of our poops, and trying to figure out exactly WTF a goulash even is. In other words, we're awful at celebrating milestones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Sep 29, 2017•1 hr 11 min
This week, we discuss the three founding founders of modern comedy: Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler, and Ed (that fictional baseball-playing monkey from that movie with Matt LeBlanc). We also talk about quicksand, silo explosions, Pecos Bill, popcorn, pizza conventions, action figures, and which form of transportation we'd live in. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville. In loving memory of Ryan Scott, another tragic victim of quicksand.
Sep 22, 2017•1 hr 1 min
We don't know much about babies, but we definitely know a lot about terrible restaurants and dumb cereal box prizes. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Sep 15, 2017•1 hr 3 min
Scott went to Michigan again, and... well, Michigan still sucks, everybody. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
Sep 08, 2017•56 min
What do you do when you're in Germany? Well, if you're Brian Altano, you visit a haunted puppet shop and bring your friends a loot crate filled with garbage. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
Sep 01, 2017•47 min
In what is clearly our best episode ever, Ryan hijacks show-hosting duties to explain how he and his father were jointly unable to figure out how a microwave works. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Aug 25, 2017•1 hr 3 min
For your consideration, we present "Ryan Orders Room Service: A Short Play." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Aug 18, 2017•57 min
Our pal Jack DeVries joins us to answer what is by far the weirdest and darkest dating question we've ever considered. Welcome to the HORROR BUTTON. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
Aug 11, 2017•1 hr 6 min
Marty Sliva tells us what it's like to be a pub trivia master, and bonds with Ryan over their shared useless knowledge of the Saw film series. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.
Aug 04, 2017•57 min
Welcome to the Comedy Button... now co-hosted by an Emmy award-nominated producer! One more item off the bucket list. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.
Jul 28, 2017•1 hr 2 min
Facebook is a bunch of spam bots, the Internet is full of clickbait, and computers ruin everything. Now listen to our podcast about dumb dishes and stupid awful food. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Jul 21, 2017•58 min
Don't do drugs, kids -- otherwise you'll find yourselves in conversations about Goosebumps, dank memes, Zelda sex toys, and pineapple pangus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Jul 14, 2017•49 min
Anthony Gallegos returns! Our old friend's been dealing in shady second-hand motorcycles, nursing a growing collection of pests, and gearing up to participate in a medical study where he gets pumped full of drugs for money. Some things never change. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.
Jul 07, 2017•1 hr 1 min
Our pal Jared Petty stops by to tell us about some super-bodacious skeletons and siiiiiiiiick Trapper Keeper designs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
Jun 30, 2017•1 hr 6 min
We get all sexy with our ASCII skills, and Brian tells us about his latest weird trip to Japan. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Jun 23, 2017•58 min
Little-known fact: 1705 was a great year. We wouldn't believe it either, if we hadn't just made that up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Jun 16, 2017•1 hr 2 min
Marty Sliva is here to help us figure out whether Limp Bizkit vocalist Fred Durst was cool, and reminisce about our favorite fictional portrayals of that hilarious go-to comedy bit, depression. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville with special guest Marty Sliva.
Jun 09, 2017•58 min
We're sick of all those old, stale, crusty mom jokes... so we've got some real, real good dad jokes for you instead. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Jun 02, 2017•1 hr