¶ Sneaky Podcast Episode Introduction
hello everybody , welcome to a very sneaky episode of the cologne podcast . Sneaky , yeah , because we released one the other day , oh , which , if you're not a patron , become one , because there's the video of that on the patreon .
Oh , that's true , yeah , you get to watch it and it's uncut , very uncut which also means , yeah , that todd didn't do it .
He didn't lift a fucking finger .
That's what that means . He's like I've got a great idea , guys , just post it . We said , okay , we'll do it , try it , todd . And then he sent an invoice for that .
Today we're smelling on yet another fragrance Again . If you're a patron , you would know that we have an upcoming episode where we smell Ormond Jane , mm-hmm . Ormond Woman . Mike got a Travital Mouser from Neiman's , I'm assuming that's right . This is why you're in the Big D .
You also got a carded sample of a Mason Francis Kershaw fragrance that's right , called Kirky oh Kirky fragrance that's right , called Kirky , oh Kirky . Kirky has a little bit of a little write-up in here . By the way , when you open up the card , it's a sample .
It looks like children have drawn all over it Uh-huh , but it says Kirky is a poetic invitation to reveal our inner child with a burst of spontaneous , carefree laughter . Kirky with its fruity musky notes , encourage us to see life in color and be filled with wonder again .
Yes , the reason why this is so childlike in nature is apparently . I mean , I'm shocked . They must have been idiots , but Francis Kirkjohn's friends growing up could not pronounce Kirkjohn , so they had to call him Kirky . I kind of like that .
Yeah , so this is like an inspired fragrance of his youth and bringing back these fond memories of childhood and stuff like that playing with friends and having a carefree life , you know , before bills came and crushed his soul . Yeah , mm-hmm , life sucks , it does it does suck . Life sucks , it does it does suck .
But maybe this review from drama lola diva might just boost your spirits , ryan . It's a joke of a fragrance , honestly you said this again drama lola diva . She says it's a joke of a fragrance . Honestly , it's not how it smells , it's how it doesn't . I sprayed it generously on my wrist and nothing , nothing .
So don't tell me it's personal , because it ain't , and at that price , why bother ? And then like a bunch of emojis that are like rolling their eyes , what's ?
her name . Drama alert Drama .
Drama Lola Diva Like Lolita Maybe .
Okay .
She's pissed , so can't wait to smell that one . But first you know what we gotta do we gotta take that old time machine back and talk about madagascar , that clone by insider parfums
¶ Madagascar Clone Review
hit the music .
Todd One Night Stand Review . Well , mike , after laying in bed with Dan Rothschild , oh yeah , and smelling Madagascar , which he has a beautiful , I don't know what he would call it , but like a 300 mil , like glass Flacon . Yeah flacon , okay , filled with it . It's a vintage Guerlain and it's like at the bottom of it it's just like vanilla is just falling .
Crystallizing at the bottom of it , which he said is the evidence of high quality materials . Apparently , if you're a Patreon , you would see the video of that and you'd be able to look at that beautiful ancient Guerlain flacon .
And there's also really cool people in there . Seriously , there's hundreds and they're freaking amazing and nice . But what do you think ?
about the . I thought you meant the video . Like us , like we're awesome people in the video . We're awesome . I mean , you get to see my arms after arm day and they were looking pretty fucking swell .
He literally bragged about it , which was quite sad , because I've seen this man hold a pistol .
Moving on , what did you think about Madagascar , ryan ?
After the episode why'd you have to do that ? Why'd you have to do ?
that ? No , I'm just jealous . I didn't think of the cut myself . Don't worry about the scar It'll leave behind , right ?
All right , he's going to be in the joke . Yeah , fucking pumping iron .
Before every video , I'm going to like we actually have some dumbbells here . I'm going to like get a freaking pump on . It was a damn .
He's yoked out all the time . Uh , I really did like it . I told dan in the episode if you watch it or listen to it is that I asked him . I said do you feel proud of this ? And like , uh , do you feel like it's like the most sophisticated fragrance that you've created ? Right , and he goes look it's it is .
But yes , he was proud of it and he did say the original smelled very sophisticated , it's very elegant . Yeah , it is very elegant smelling and one of the more tolerable vanilla fragrances that I've personally smelled .
Oh , it's really , really nice To me . Call me partial If you like . Mousse Ravageur , I think this will blow your fucking mind .
Yeah , I think so too .
It's pretty impressive yeah because it's in that family of masculine vanilla . Yeah , it kind of has a little attitude . It's a little bit more classical smelling .
It is seriously sharp . I would recommend anybody at the , at the very least , if you can get a sample of it , sample it .
It's yeah , it's pretty impressive , for sure yeah , that you were just saying just in general , and I think it helps us honestly to not have smelled the original , because your mind wants to always go back to that and sometimes , when you experience something like this one , it feels new , yeah , and so there's an excitement .
I think we have to that fragrance because we hadn't smelled the original . So we're not just like trying to apple to apple this thing , we're just enjoying a fragrance by itself . That felt like a new experience , dude you know it was nice I was .
I was pleasantly surprised , no jokes aside , and like not giving a shit what dan thinks about us or not , I'm being serious like right , yeah , yeah , I was impressed with it .
Well , guess what ? We have a bottle coming to us of that of madagascar . Damn , and dan said we didn't have to give it away . So we should probably give it away but if you're a patron , it'll probably get . Yeah , we'll give it . We've already given one away , thanks to dan as well .
We sent that over to our friend steven from the patreon , because he's over landlocked with him yeah , over there , so he's able to ship it at a , you know , a cheaper rate . He said for some reason it takes too long to get to him but it's not like crazy expensive on the shipping , whereas shipping something to America would be .
So he's going to send us this bottle . I will fill up my two decants that Chris Fragmental gave me . So I , you know I'll get the full bottle . I'm just being honest here . No , that's fine .
I'm going to wear it . It's seriously really good and I think whoever ends up getting it is going to be I know Stephen's going to like it when he gets it , but I'm pretty sure anybody gets the bottle we get sent to us here in the States . Right , they're going to enjoy it . Absolutely . Yeah , there you go .
There's our one night stand review of Madagascar by Insider Parfums Also a good friend of ours , dan the fragrance weirdo , yeah . And now let's smell old Kirky Boy
¶ Smelling MFK's Kurky Fragrance
. I'm really hyped for this because we looked at the notes and , like , the top notes are raspberry and peach yeah , which we're both big fans of . I love peach in a fragrance . Mike could seriously eat a peach for . Yeah , which we're both big fans of . I love peach in a fragrance . Mike could seriously eat a peach for hours , for hours .
Hmm , okay , was not what I was expecting .
I'm going to have to give it a minute because I'm getting a ton of alcohol right now .
Really Okay . Yeah , on my skin , hmm , wow , the on my skin , hmm , wow , the skin is pretty badass , I think I sprayed it too close .
What a fucking amateur move . God damn it .
He'll be mad at himself all fucking day .
Oh dude , you rocked me when you were just freaking , emasculating my muscles . Just haven't recovered .
Wow , okay , so let me double check this before I say this really quick , okay now we're getting into it .
It kind of bubble gummy .
Yeah , it kind of actually reminds me of like those creamy Werther's or whatever we've gotten before . Really , yeah , like the fruity ones , yeah , but like it's that mixture of fruit with the cream . You know what I'm saying . Yeah , cream savers , dude , I thought I saw .
Yeah , it does say this it's a radiant eau de parfum capturing the irresistible allure of tutti frutti candy . Which tutti frutti ? I don't remember ever having tutti frutti candy . Did you ever have that ? maybe it's a french thing , uh , wrapped in a variety of embrace of white musk .
This invokes the creamy warmth of vanilla and musk , creating a delightful gourmand experience . That's where I was going to get out . This is very gourmandy , but maybe because I just love sweets so much . Yeah , this is an easy gourmand for me , and y'all know me if you know the history of this show I fucking hate gourmands . But , right at the gate .
This is pretty fun . This is pretty nice .
I don't think you like the warm savory gourmands Definitely not . This smells like candy .
It honestly smells like you walked into a fucking legitimate candy shop . You know what I mean ?
Yeah , or you know how you get the big bags of assorted candy yeah , that for like halloween or whatever and you open up the bag and you can smell all the different candies , but the bubble gum is like more prominent .
Yeah , that's kind of what this smells like to me I could see that and I can also see I don't know where we were at , just really but like , almost like a bag of different saltwater taffies , oh yeah I could just a mixture of different types of whatever fruity candy it's more rounded on the card .
On my skin it's very one note . It's very like this bubble gum wrapper sort of a smell on the card .
I smell more like the peach and stuff is it perplexing you a little bit , because when we saw raspberry and peach , I thought this was going to have a really sharp , but it's not . You said , right , it's really rounded and really smooth .
Yeah , it's like creamy , but I thought we were going to spray this on and we're going to have this really bursty , tart blast . That was like really , you know , bright . Yeah , it's still bright in its own way , but it is man and this is considered unisex , by the way , right do you ?
believe that . I mean there's no laws against a guy wearing this , but might be shocked if you did so .
Is this a fragrance you I guess we'll have to wait till later but be thinking about , is this a fragrance you could see yourself wearing or not ? Briefly , let me hit you with the price and popularity yes , make it brief 2.4 ounces and a very beautiful peachy mfk bottle which I do like the color of . I like to look .
Yeah , it's a beautiful bottle it is , you're looking at , about 245 dollars . For how much ? 2.4 ounces ? Hmm , what's like 75 mil or something around that .
Yeah , that's not bad , it's not it's a .
It's a little up there to smell , like you know , bubble gum in a halloween bag . It's got a very alarming rating though okay 3.31 out of5 , so very mid yes , it's the price tag .
A lot of the people were complaining that it smells like a room spray for high dollar fragrance price wow , you're not for real .
Guys on the tester strip I am getting now I'm getting the bubble gum that you get at Halloween . That hard as hell . Your teeth will come out of your bubble , yeah . Come out of your fucking gums while you're chewing it , yeah .
The kids always get irritated because you get those bags at a discount . Oh yeah , it's kind of like you're shopping at one of those evil gray markets , but anyways , they always get irritated because the whoppers that come in there my kids love
¶ Kurky's Candy-Like Qualities
whoppers , the whoppers that come in those bags you don't like them . No what I don't like the texture of having a crunch through them Like chewing that chocolate covered malt .
No , oh my god .
Do you mind ? I'm talking about my children , ryan . Okay , stop making it about me . So they always complain because the whoppers taste like the bubble gum . Okay , you know , because they're all kind of married in there , they get a little soupy , yeah , through like thin cheap plastic , right yeah . So they're like . It's just not the same To me .
If I could cut the Whoppers in half and like put them in milk or something , I'd be fine with it . But I don't like the dry crunchy feeling against my teeth with a sweet .
Let me tell you what my mom used to get . And I Let me tell you what my mom used to get , and I used to get them as well , because she raised me . This is back in the day when Sonic Drive-Thru actually used to be good .
Oh yes , if you're not in the States , sonic is America's favorite drive-in . Apparently that's their slogan .
Yeah , you used to be able to pull up . You can still do it . Push a button and you talk to somebody . They used to roller skate food out . Yeah , do it . Push a button and you know you talk to somebody . They , they used to roller skate food out . Yeah , it's true , they don't do that anymore . Yeah , too many people died .
Uh , our local sonic it's usually the chef comes out and gives you the food . Yeah , because it's one person working . It is . It's the saddest state of affair I've ever seen . Yeah , but back in its prime . Now they still make milkshakes . They've done the thing where they jump the shark . They make like peanut butter and jelly , milkshakes and everything else .
Right , yeah , they're like the chocolate-covered nerds earthquake , milkshake or some dumb shit . Yeah , it's all stupid .
But back then they had a very linear one . They had one just a chocolate malt shake and we would ask for extra malt . So that kind of flavor and man , one of the best . They don't even carry malt in the Sonic Drive-Thru anymore , known for its fucking shakes , and chocolate malt shakes are like an American pastime , yeah .
Guys , you should see the way you're flapping your arms around .
I look like Flappy Bird right now .
I'm fucking pissed . Yeah , he's like basically doing jumping jacks . He's so upset , dude .
Well , it drives me crazy . Why is it that we get people that come in ? They come into an establishment , they go . Oh , that's what the American tradition is , yeah .
Let's change it up . Rarely will you ever find a place that goes been doing it the same way since 1957 . Because we have a place that we go to for lunch and we go there and it's like the first day after a new person's bought it , and so my gut reaction to hearing that was to pull our server aside and go just fucking shoot us straight .
Is he gonna come in here and wreck shit this ? Actually happened yeah , I swear to god I go . Are the prices going up ? Is the quality going down ?
lunchtime they're genius , everything on their menu , on their lunch menu they have like this big lunch menu . Everything that you find on there is ten dollars , ten bucks and it's really well done .
Well like , if you get a burger , it's a badass burger , yeah , they're . They have a pulled pork sandwich that I get it's badass , it's so good , and that's . They have a pulled pork sandwich that I get it's badass , it's so good , and that's another story .
the pulled pork sandwich oh yeah , he's been having a conundrum with that shit .
God , I'm already seeing problems here . But the first thing I'm like I know they're going to go . Oh man , you know what Things are . I'm looking at the numbers here . I think we need to go to those frozen beef patties , buy them in bulk and then they taste different . Everybody can remember back when shit used to be better .
Do you want to know how bitter me and Mike can get ? We're there at this place ? This is prior to the new owner , but the previous owner . We kept going how badass this food was . Yeah , and I asked Mike I was like you think they make onion rings here ? I bet you they're badass . Yeah , yeah , yeah . And so onion rings here , I bet you they're badass .
Yeah , yeah , yeah . And so I asked the lady or the server , you know she's like yeah , we make them , but they don't make them as a side . They only make two to put on a specific burger .
Right , and it has something to do with the kitchen being small and some like weird contamination thing yeah , because their onions are an allergy and so like they have batter that they're gonna fry fish in and you know whatever name it . So they have their batter for that , but they would have to have a special batter for onions , yeah .
And so she was just like we can't just have massive vats of batter just for the onions , we don't have enough space . So they have a small thing where they just do two at a time , made to order , and she's like they are badass , but you have to get the sandwich that has them on it , god it , just it drives me nuts .
I want , I want to try these , but I don't want to have to try them on the burger , I guess , until I'm on the side .
yeah , you could , and you would have two onion rings to eat burger , but you . But you know , that's just the thing . It kind of hits you wrong , but you just go oh , somebody else bought this place . They're going to change it up , because we're used to your malt story where it's like they used to do this one thing and now they don't .
And you caught us , you reeled us in . You know , it's like all your relationships in high school and college . It's like all your relationships in high school and college . It's like , oh , you fell in love with this person . Now that you're dating them , they're like , oh , low effort . Now they're not the same person they used to be , you know .
I think a lot of people go through the old bait and switch . Oh yeah , everybody always gives their best foot forward in a relationship when they're first starting off Like oh my God , he's so sweet .
He pays for everything , and then he's like yeah , I will say it's probably mostly guys that do that .
You think ?
so yeah , because I know a few gals , really , women don't change that much .
Really , I don't know . I think everybody's guilty .
Well , everybody's a little guilty . I think guys are more guilty . The guy's just not showing up with the kids , he's just staying late at work just to be gone . Yeah , he's phoning it in . I mean it sounds like 90% of dudes that are married .
I mean , there's also women that do certain things . No women are perfect . Then they women that do certain things no women are perfect . Then they don't do those certain things . And you're like what happened to that certain thing ? I used to like that certain thing .
Yeah , You're like . I used to love this specific casserole you'd make . Now you never make it . You used to make key lime butter when you would grill my salmon . Now you don't . Dude , you've changed . I want out of this shit .
It drives me crazy , though , if I tell anybody I really like something they make and they never make it again . Yeah , I'm like what is the fucking logic If somebody literally gushes to me like oh my God , ryan , the cheeseburgers you made the way you made them . Oh my fucking God , I love them . Yeah .
I'm like I'll make these . At least Every time I see this person , I'm going to make this , I'll make them . Yeah , I was the same way and I'm sorry I did this to you . But Ryan , again he has this curse . He tells somebody I love when you made this . Time you were like I love when you made a million dollars , mike , and I haven't made it since .
I've got to go fund me .
Guys , dad jokes well , who do you see wearing it ? Yeah , it's very feminine yeah , it feels feminine , it feels mid-20s but I will say drama lola diva might be onto something , because I'm not smelling a lot of it right now . It is soft , quickly becoming nose blind to this , at the very least .
Yeah , I think we have to be careful of two things . One , we sprayed it out of this tiny fucking sample decant , yeah , or carded sample , and then also we're smelling the hell out of it , so we could be making ourselves a little nose blind .
I re-upped and , yeah , I can smell it right now . I think she might be onto something . I think it's going to fall off a fucking cliff , which sucks , because , god , the opening is so creamy , fruity candy to me , yes , and it has that kind of
¶ Final Verdict on Kurky
molecule of one thing .
At first I was like oh man , it's the alcohol . I keep smelling this alcohol . There's something in there . I don't think it's alcohol's tutti frutti , maybe .
maybe it's sugar alcohols are you gonna skip it , sample it or ?
buy it . What are you gonna do , ryan ?
I mean as a guy , this is a easy skip . It leans way more feminine , maybe unit six , but leans way more feminine . It is fun , but alsoisex , but it leans way more feminine . It is fun but also that it seems to die down pretty quick and at that price point . Those couple of factors I'm out .
It's so funny that the episode we just did for Ormond Woman we argued about the wearability as a man even being labeled woman , but this that's labeled unisex and we're both like it feels extremely feminine , very feminine . That being said , would smell amazing on a woman . Sure , I do feel like it's a little too youthful though , hmm , for like type of gals .
So then , what we didn't really say . But what age is this , do you think ? I think mid twenties . Yeah , I could see that .
It's light , it's youthful , it's very candy , very bubble gum .
I'm serious when I say that this is really pretty Out the gate . This thing is gorgeous and would smell incredible on a woman . Yeah .
I think we just need to . Sometimes it's tough with a carded sample to really know the kind of , you know , dispersion and that sort of thing that's going to happen with an actual atomizer .
Yeah Makes you wonder should all houses just do at the very least a 5 mil atomizer of their samples for things , so people can really get a good wearing out of it ? What's that like ?
two or three . I think it's a 2 mil . Yeah , typically , I think what we just need to do is actually just split the sample and just spray the hell out of it when we do an episode on a card sample right there . Yeah , I think so because you probably , when you do a full wearing of something , you're probably going to do a mil or two .
Oh , yeah , for sure .
I feel like I wear that whole thing when I wear my real fragrances .
Yeah , I feel like I wear that whole thing when I wear my real fragrances . Yeah , I wouldn't doubt if you were spraying two , three mil , I definitely would , because I will spray carbon sometimes , like you wear a fragrance , I'll spray the shit out of it and I'll look and I'll go . Damn , I just put a dent in that thing . I feel like a damp librarian .
Let me say one thing really quickly about prada lunarosa carbon this is so funny because steve just posted a video talking about how we pretty much talk about carbon every fucking episode look , I swear to god we have no ties to this dumb ass company okay , that should prove it he's lying .
We get uh royalties from it I wish we did , but going to tell you what they better . At least pay for a fucking headstone when we're gone , because of all the Made out of carbon , yeah , of all the fragrances that we go back to . That is one of them , and look , people may hate it , I just don't care that one .
I just always go back to when I smell it , for the price , everything that shit smells incredible . It is high end as hell . Yeah , I do love it . I really do .
Yeah , this one's a skip for me . It's a skip for me too . That's not saying it's a bad fragrance . It smells gorgeous , dude . It is not us at all , but that doesn't make it bad , I think , for the right person . Ladies , ladies , ladies or guys . If you're really looking for a feminine fragrance , gentlemen , this is that . I mean . It is nice .
I'm curious to see if it does wear really light . That was a massive complaint about this in the comment section .
I'm starting to believe it . That would be my complaint too .
But it's like are people coming into MFfk from baccarat to this and going what the fuck ? This isn't , because baccarat , we know , is loud , proud , strong long down to get the friction 100 , 100 , yeah .
Yeah , I don't know , it's definitely a skip . I do recommend to any female out there . If you smell it , you may like this might be a . Maybe you don't want some to last long either too .
It's true I like lighter fragrances . I'll go to my carbon fiber headstone , paid for by Prada , saying it . So I don't have any problem with this being a lighter fragrance , but it shouldn't be this light , not for that price tag .
Guess old Kirky was just hanging out in candy shops all the time ? Huh , probably . I mean wouldn light not for that price tag . Guess old kirky was just hanging out in candy shops all time . Huh , probably . I mean , wouldn't you as a kid ? Yeah , I definitely would this . To me the opening smells so good I feel like this is an important question .
What was your go-to candy ? You have to pick one from childhood .
Wow , from childhood one man that just got all the time . Fuck , that is a hard one
¶ Childhood Candy Memories
. They don't make them like they used to . Okay , I'm going to give you my favorite and then honorable mention . That's close , all right . There's one that they don't make it like they used to .
There's one they don't make anymore , to my knowledge I'm going to tell you mine , and then my honorable mention will be my grandmother's . Okay , we both had one that it was like a go-to if we were going to sneak a little A little sweet too .
The one they don't make it like they used to is Shock Tarks when it first came out .
Oh God , I forgot about those things . Do they even still make those ? They do , oh , really , and they usually make them in the tiny versions now and stuff .
But when Shock and they usually make them in the tiny versions now and stuff but when shark tarts first came out , it came in like a little like almost shimmery looking bag . It was like a bunch of lightning patterns on it .
It was a black bag with the lightning .
Yeah , I remember it and when you'd eat like five of those , it would literally burn a hole in your fucking tongue because it's so acidic yeah , that's the version I miss I love are probably laws that came out that prevent that type of shit now Probably so yeah .
But my go-to thing with that they're like we actually just would milk nine-volt batteries .
Probably so , dude , I used to get that in water . For some reason , when I eat something really sour , I love chasing it down with some water . I don't know why .
I don't know if .
I'm the only one out there , let me know if I'm not .
But I would choose to do it with water . Is Ryan the only person who drinks water out there ?
Let us know I don't know what I mean . I'm like literally swishing it with the salad .
Oh , okay , I don't know .
But then the other candy that I used to fucking love that I don't make anymore , was a candy called Bonkers . I think I've mentioned it to you before . Uh-uh , hubba , bubba gum or whatever they call it , yeah , but it was like . It was a , you know , almost like laffy taffy in a way too , not as thick , but the flavor is really good .
It used to be like a blueberry one I used to really love this isn't mine , but I just want to do .
You remember like the tube of gum ? You could get tube of gum . Yeah , it was like almost like a paste . It would come in like a toothpaste tube . I do not remember . You don't remember those ? Oh man , that was the wildest shit . Uh , my favorite was the butterfinger . Growing up I loved butterfinger and then absolutely devastated when they reformulated it .
I'm trying to remember the original of it , how it was . Oh man , I feel like growing up , when I would eat a butterfinger it's kind of like a granola bar it'd be all over you yeah , a little bit .
Yeah , yeah , which is part of the fun too well knowing that now because we just recently tried it .
What do you think about the butterfinger ice cream bar that we bought ?
oh , it was good . It doesn't anywhere touch . Touch the candy , yeah , or the snickers one , which is the snickers ice cream bar , is I , is the Snickers ice cream bar is .
I think the Snickers ice cream bar is better than the actual fucking Snickers bar , absolutely it's ridiculous .
So my honorable mention . My grandmother loved Baby Ruth candy bars .
That has to be an older person , because my dad that was his exact same favorite one Probably , yeah , probably came out at around the time where they could really appreciate it and I love that candy too .
Yeah , older personally , because my dad , yeah , that was his exact same favorite one probably yeah , probably came out at around the time where they could really appreciate it and I love that candy too . Yeah , I I'll eat the hell out of it .
I remember when my grandmother finally got dentures she was so excited because she could eat baby ruth candy bars again I'm about to take these bad boys for a spin a hundred percent . That's awesome , dude . Yeah , she was pumped .
I swear to god , I've never known this about your grandmother , my dad yeah , I'm the same thing . Yeah , that's crazy . I , they're both . You know my dad was a older gentleman . So , uh , dude , that is crazy . Yeah , yeah , that is I think . I mean I'm assuming that came out probably around Babe Ruth era or something stupid like that Maybe .
Yeah , I'm assuming I could be very wrong , but I mean it's kind of close . So him being so popular probably was a huge candy for people back then .
Probably was , and they're good , they are so good . But man , but man growing up I don't know what it was .
If I could get a candy bar , it was a butterfinger and I was like nobody was gonna lay a finger on my butterfinger you were the original to coin that yeah , it's true this makes me I mean , look , guys , you , just you hear it so much with us on this , on these podcast episodes .
We obviously love food , right , yeah , there's some people I think just exist or just like , yeah , just you know they'll eat whatever , but like , yeah , we call those healthy people . Yeah , we hate when a meal is not like superb . You know what I mean . Right , yeah , which makes me go .
We really we've been saying it off and on , but we've really got to do another episode of eat the menu . Yeah , for sure , because I mean , we love to talk to each other and we love to eat .
We might as well get paid to do it 100 , and we've already been .
We've actually been tossing this back and forth for the past couple weeks now , but we're like because you know this , guys , every time we do any type of job , we have to celebrate with a fucking dip cone .
For some reason yeah , if it was a bad job , we kind of drowned our sorrows and then dipped ice cream cone . It was a good job , we hey , why not celebrate ? With it it was just a midday . We're like you know what ?
make this day a little bit better dip cone so much so that we're like when we we do the Eat , the Menu episodes , every episode has to have a quick . We're eating a dip cone and we're going to rate this dip cone from this place .
Yeah , that's what we've kind of been thinking about adding at the end . I think it works , just because we eat so many of them . Now we're kind of like we know how the consistency of the chocolate should be on the outer shell yes , and then how the ice cream should be , the texture there yes , and then how the ice cream should be the texture .
There's different textures of it . We know when cones are really fresh . Yeah , somewhat fresh , stale as fuck . Yeah , we're like professionals at dip cone , which is really embarrassing to admit , but it's the truth well , because we've spent the 10 000 hours getting there .
We're like , uh , have you seen those memes where it's like you know the script and it's like her , and then it's like what that tongue do , and then it's like me , and then it shows ice cream cones where you've sculpted out like different , like impossible sculptures . You know , yeah , this is like the statue of david sculpt out with the your freaking tongue .
We can basically do that now probably as many ice cream cones that we've eaten so we can take one bite and know that the cone's about to be a disaster . Yeah , like literally we're about to have it all over us . All I have to do is lick the tip and until next time , spray it up y'all .