hello everybody , welcome to a very festive cologne podcast I'm mike , I'm ryan .
We're two best friends . We're going on a festive fragrance journey and giving you our wish list to santee yeah , before we get into that , we're just gonna make this quick .
We have a lot going on . You guys have a lot going on .
It's the holidays a lot going on . It's the holidays . The last thing you want to do is spend 30 minutes sitting in this room with us . You've got Christmas shopping to do , you've got cakes to bake and pies to eat . So we thought we'd make a quick episode One just to tell you Merry Christmas .
Hope you're spending time with family and those that you love and those that you probably you know maybe you got an in-law that you don't love . You're spending time with them too . But also we want to tell you what we're hoping to get in our stocking from Santa Claus . Yeah , I'll let you go first .
I would love and this is just a stab in the back to Steve out there I would love the X-Drate version of Crystal Saffron .
Yeah , we , the Clone Podcast , love the original Crystal Saffron , yes , which is an EDP . Yeah , I mean it's super loud and maybe that's been kind of your hang-up . It's like you feel like it's a little too much .
It smells great , but it's too much , yeah , and I feel like the X-Straight would be dialed back just enough for my tender sensibilities , but Steve even though we're trying to be festive , is trying to be the Grinch this year , yeah , and telling us that it sucks . Yeah , he bought a partial . And look , steve , I love you , I really do .
I may like you better than Ryan . It's true , you're like a brother to me , but sometimes brothers fight yeah , this is one of them . And you didn't like Versace , eros Energy , you didn't think that Insidious Absolute was as slapping as I thought . And now Crystal Saffron , that's three strikes . Baby , you're out of here .
That's a baseball term for you UK guys out there . But he's like oh , you know , you're disqualified . You're disqualified , steve , your nose is broken .
But we're going to hope that the X-ray version is one that's more tamed .
Yeah for sure , I don't trust your opinion .
Mine Santa's already gave it to me . Yeah , and Santa goes by , mr Jonathan Bleep .
Well , you got to pay Santa Claus , don't you ? Yeah , so paying Santa Claus .
But he still found something really cool for me . Yeah , as you guys know , my father passed away this year Huge loss for not just me but for Mike . And one of my fragrances growing up that I smelled from my dad for years was the original Giorgio Beverly Hills for men fragrance , and Jonathan found an actual vintage 80s bottle of this shit .
Yeah , and that is going to be a game changer for me and we promised to do an episode for him on it and that is coming . But I just wanted to say thank you to my secret Santa , basically Thank you for finding that and making it something obtainable and not something so high price and far fetched for me .
But yeah , and to everybody out there this Christmas , I really hope that you are able to enjoy your time with loved ones , and for the ones that are not going to be here this year , especially for our first , these are the worst kind , but the first ones are hard to get through and so it's going to be tough , but I am thankful for the great people that we
have in our corner Mike , jonathan , bleep , the rest of you , patreons , all your good people . We love you all .
Yeah , I'll be your daddy , Thanks .
It's going to be a fun time , the best that we can all enjoy it . Obviously We've got the right people here to make things funny when they're down .
Yeah , for sure sometimes , when you don't have as much family , you kind of make up for it with your friends and I feel like you know I've been so close for so long that you're closer than family to me . You know , I have , I have family members that I don't even like , and then I got you Ryan .
Well , the feeling is mutual and again , we're keeping this short and sweet . Yeah , we love you guys . We hope you have a great , safe and happy Merry Christmas and until next time , spray it up , y'all .