The Open Window
In which the restfulness of romance is greatly over-estimated.

In which the restfulness of romance is greatly over-estimated.
In which Mrs Sangrail commits a social faux-pas and Clovis performs a miracle.
In which the Mullets lose a horse and gain a son-in-law.
In which Mrs Stossen attends a party, and Matilda makes a killing.
Petty vindictiveness is stronger than death.
White Fang meets White Mischief...
A man is known by the company he keeps.
The Duke of Scaw is on the side of the angels - but whose side are the angels on?
What dark impulses lurk in the breast of the editor of the Cathedral Monthly?
"Lady Susan disapproved of racing. She disapproved of many things; some people went as far as to say that she disapproved of most things."
In which Clovis pens an ode and Mrs Packletide finally bests Loona Bimberton.
They're in the trees. They're coming.
In which Clovis covers his aunt’s escape with a peach of a story.
The peace and quiet of the countryside is like a duck pond - calm and tranquil on the surface, but with secrets hidden in its murky depths...
In which the Baroness plans an entertainment, and Cassandra foretells disaster - with a little help from Clovis.
In which the Brimley Bomefields find an aunt - and lose a fortune.
Honey for the Prince?
Beware of horned beasts in autumn time.
Credit Crunch for breakfast, anyone?
A seemingly innocent story with a bleak and bitter twist in the tail - one with startling pre-echoes of an event that would lead ultimately to Saki's own death, along with millions upon millions of others. Perhaps its real tragedy, though, lies in the way it highlights how little has changed in the last century.
Baa baa black sheep - have you any conscience?
Clovis braves hysterical parents and Christian Scientists in his search for hollandaise.
If music be the food of hatred...
"One can discourage too much history in one's family, but one cannot always prevent geography."
Saki's darkest tale, a stark warning to all domineering guardians not to go ferreting around where they're not wanted...
The quest for domestic harmony is no joking matter...
When Clovis overhears a railway passenger lamenting his humdrum life, he wates no time in devising a remedial program - or should that be pogrom?
An alternative history of the Suffragette movement, where the cat-and-mouse act is replaced by the cat-and-cream act...
Beauty may be only skin deep, but what about art?
Clovis finds a revolutionary way of avoiding an unpleasant stay at the Bastables' country seat.